#i giggled i can’t lie

[n-farious]

my roommate coming into my room in costume: i’m a WITCH 🤭🤭🤪🤪

me: 🧍🏻‍♀️🌞🐦‍⬛🌞🧍🏻‍♀️

the literal altar on my dresser:

[labyrinthhofmymind]

the marauders talking in their dorm room at night:

james: are you sure she was looking at me like that? i don’t want to get my hopes up

sirius: no i swear, evans was looking at you like you were a snack she wanted to devour

peter: that seems far fetched-

sirius: no i mean it! c’mon remus back me up!

remus: i mean she did look pretty happy to see you…

sirius: see! i told you!

james: wow ok…. *starts giggling and blushing and kicking his legs on the bed*

the girls talking in their dorm at night:

marlene: if i flung myself off the top of the astronomy tower, how long do you reckon it’d take for someone to find me?

mary: depends if you fall screaming or you just jump off quietly

marlene: mhm, fair point-

lily: no one goes around the bottom of the astronomy tower, and if you didn’t tell anyone that’s where you were heading than it’s possible no one will ever find you. your body will just end up lying in a distorted position on the grass for years probably, your corpse will be all decaying and rotting. that’s only to say if the animals from the forbidden forest haven’t eaten you yet. i mean i guess if someone was flying on a broom they might be able to spot you overhead, but there’s lots of trees and it’s a very secluded area, so chances are very slim.

marlene:

mary:

lily: but yeah mary’s right if you fall screaming someone might find you-

[robertfripp]

“Music played that band for a short period of time. In King Crimson, we called this our Good Fairy. We knew it had nothing to do with us. And yet, despite the foibles, weaknesses, animosities and limitations of the members of that remarkable group, something exceptional occurred. Despite the people.”

~ Robert Fripp

“Elf/Good fairy? What difference? If you ever dare to look … OPEN EYES - Boo!!”

~ Peter Sinfield, in response

[mediumtires]

So.... Toto might start a dolphin sanctuary in the near future then

🙂 endless possibilities

[marshmummy]

HELP, ngl i scrolled across your profile but the way people are calling you racist for BRITISH drivers. (I hope they know which empire was basically titled where the sun never sets because of how many countries they colonized…) Only British driver that gets a pass is Lewis and Albon, but I can’t let any British people feel even an ounce of happiness (i love Lewis and albon :,) )

I have insane respect for Hamilton he has stood on business time and time again and I don’t know much abt Albon but he seems lovely and I adore his pets -

But the defensiveness for the WHITE BRITISH NEPO BRO CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD???

(I didn’t realize you could be racist against the white imperial empire that enacted brutal colonialism but was never itself subjugated - oh wait)

Cheers n hope u r getting all the good vibes and have the most fantastic of evenings <3

[butchered-cherry]

honestly the only womaniser I’ll ever tolerate <3

[korshrimpski]

you know what I need? I need arber xhekaj and lawson crouse to face-off against each other and say, “there’s only room for one sheriff in this town”

[uselesslesbiab]

SHE SAID IT SHE SAID THE LINE

[joker-daughter]

tom’s post and d*m’s blog about tom planting a tree for her

[ickypuppi3]

obsessed with people who call billy bad and then tell someone to kill themselves for liking him because ?? what ??

[transboykirito]

Rehab? You want to be him that badly?

kazuto has never been to rehab?????????

[oathofkaslana]

🫵🏳️‍🌈

[newjenns]

its kinda crazy how irrelevant megumi and yuuji are to the current manga arc. megumi's having his body and technique being used by sukuna with absolutely no regard to his character and yuuji's just reacting to everything with the same enthusiasm as xqc watching a video essay

i feel like megumi is way ahead of yuuji as far as relevance goes bc at the very least we are seeing his face and there is active concern for him in every new chapter like does gojo gaf no but IM thinking about him… yuuji is literally a react andy JUST like xqc i’m crying

[messfc]

“put a fork in that golden generation because it is done” snfkfjsjxndksjz

[violetthekiller]

I’m not procrastinating uni work by making lyric cards. Some of the creations so far:

Any suggestions are welcome 🙃

[cream-and-tea]

figured out a fiver backstory thing today while listening to his playlist. evil thoughts and villainous plotting.