#i guess it IS technically a crackship...

[rendoa-blog]

I MADE... A SHITPOST... WITH WAY TOO MUCH EFFORT PUT INTO IT... IN PAINT...

SO.

Hand-cranked Pressure Flashlight x Venom-SFOTH-shank I fucking guess????

i was playing pressure with a friend and somehow, while trying to say handcranked, crankshanked came out of my mouth and we started laughing

so

this exists now ig????

im

yeah

happy pride month i guess

[i-may-be-an-emu]

The way that Andre looks so annoyed at Xavier and like jealous when he’s flirting with Titch tho-

Neither of them are good people and they’re perfect for each other in such a toxic way and honestly I kinda love it

The lore that these two have in my brain is insane (I’ll put a little incoherent ramble below the cut)

Andre and Xavier are from different time periods but apparently “time travels around Andre” and he’s an “eternal being” so he could have totally found Xavier (but Xavier died at the end of omgitaj) so like it had to be before the events of the play. (Although I remember reading a post canon fic about the two of them that had him survive and it was really good) but anyway

THEN there’s the question of when in the beetroots and murder AND burglary and bobsledding timelines Andre went to see Xavier. Also the way Andre says it it seems like it happened more than once

SO

IDK

Anyway I just thought I’d just do a little mini ramblr even though it’s not coherent or organised into actual thoughts at all cause this ship is fascinating lol

just realising I didn’t even get to the lore of the two of them that I headcanon but I can’t even explain it it’s just like they’re spinning in the clothes drier that is my brain

[zombie-vodka]

'WEEN DAY FIFTEEN - CRACKSHIP

uhm. aziraphale x frank iero... it came to me last night in a vision of sorts.

[coridallasmultipass]

I have TWO where I've written the ONLY fanfics for the pairing. (Also, just fair warning, these are Adult Only fics lol.)

1: Mass Effect - Commander Shepard (Nonbinary)/Mako (the vehicle used in Mass Effect). Shepard's gambling problem runs their budget dry and they have to get creative to fundraise for more supplies. Shepard decides to cam it up since they're a famous hero now.

2: Homestuck - Dirk Strider/Dammek ('Antler Troll' before he was named). Shipped solely for the fact that they both wear sunglasses, soon after Dammek's appearance (only his appearance) was announced. He wasn't even named, so that was something I had to work around, along with giving him a blank slate personality. Dream bubbles make anything possible.

This was written after I already pulled notes for my lightning fast Antler Troll cosplay 1 hour after the announcement was made where he was shown. I love having a claim to fame.

Honourable mention: I was the second person to write Borderlands - Claptrap/Reader, but since then, the tag has exploded to a whopping 6 works. You'd think there would be more.

Reblog and put your rare pair in the tags/comments! I want to see the depths people will go to create, for the most random two characters in the most obscure media.

[ranfordgallus]

So...im making a post of the things you can like, do with or about my fancomic 'Krattastrophe', so you don't have to ask me basically

Remember, these are for my boundaries and for you! If you can't respect my boundaries block me and never interact with my stuff

The stuff is down below..

1. Can i make fanart or fan content? (Edits, fan animation, fan OC's, etc)

Thats a stupid fucking question OF COURSE YOU CAN, ill eat that shit up tears in my eyes crawling on the floor whenever i see fanart, love you guys..mwaaaa

2. Can i repost your comics/post it on other social medias?

Of course, all you have to do is credit me (all of my socials have the same name (ranfordgallus) im only in tumblr (obv), instagram, and tiktok, no where else, so if you wanna post it on twitter you can credit my Tumblr or just ranfordgallus in general)

3. Can i make headcanons of the character?

You can, as long as its not fully outright mischaracterizing the characters

Example: you can headcanon what Khriz's gender identity is, he doesn't have a canon gender but he prefers having a masculine identity, so you can make him..non-binary, demi-boy, whatever.. if you wanna make him more fem or "womanly" its a bit controversial for me, it feels like you're not really accepting what he identifies (being more masculine) soooo..

Khriz's race? I mean..he is a clone of Chris so he's technically white, though he doesn't have a race because hes a robot obviously so can change races when he morphs, if you make his human form black, asian, etc then...i guess im not stopping you really

4. Can i make redesigns of the characters for fanart?

I mean...sure i guess, for Khriz in his "human" form he does not have a "canon" appearance because he is a robot clone and his human look is what he imagines he'd look like, you can make him more conventionally attractive or something because he doesn't have..like i said, a canon human design..though, it'll be odd seeing him "attractive" than just scary or unnerving..

5. Can i ship the characters?

..depends, for Chris x Khriz that is a no, Khriz sees him as a brother figure but also a friend, Khriz x Zach? Im killing you, Chris x Zach get out of my office, any ship between Zach that isn't Gourmand you're out, other ships im chill or atleast okay with like...koki x aviva, uhhhh jimmy x his controller, etc...crackships??? IM OUT THE DOOR! Love seeing crackships

Im not a big fan of selfcest, never really had a positive feeling about it, its not...well technically its not a proship but..just not a big fan, so i dont wanna see Chris x Khriz in my feed

6. Are you okay with Oc x Canon?

Literally go ahead, like i care honestly, Chris is aroace in this AU so...idk, Khriz however i mean..he doesn't have a confirmed sexuality but he's a bit like demiromantic in a way so take what you can, except for Zach cuz...yk he's dead n stuff LMAO

8. rule 34?

...uhhh, just wait till i'm 18 dude..(2 YEARS LEFT!!!!) if i turn 18 don't make it weird please, boundaries first

If i see..*gag* some weird fetish art or proship*gags* im gonna need you to stop and leave , get the fuck out you weirdo, fucking dweeb

Theres probably other questions you have that i didn't put so..let me know in the comments!

[ringofnightshade]

i would like to hear all of your malevolent crackships/rarepairs. and WHY you ship them

I'm sorry I didn't see this!! Uni's had me in a chokehold. Anyway-

Oh boy. I’ve got quite a few that @absoluteocellibehavior and I have developed over the year, so buckle in. A lot of these come about as a result of the AU we have, which essentially works out that one way or another all the boys end up in the same apartment in modern-day London. So I’ll break down the “why” into how it came about as well as any canon info and how they operate in the AU!

I’m going to try to keep it brief too, because there are a lot, so if you want more details about any feel free to follow up!!

All of the names listed are either ones the wider Malev community gave to these ships or are the genius brainchild of Ocelli <3

Okay. Here we go!

The most outlandish:

Second Chances - Antoine x Yellow

This started as a joke. I told Ocelli that if Harlan hurt Antoine I was taking him away and shipping him with Yellow, and, well. So now they’re kissing and everything is fine! Really though, I think these two would be a good pair. I’ve already posted a little about this but these two are good together because they both have to figure out what it means to love. Season five Antoine has been used and abused and thinks to love is to serve. Meanwhile, Yellow’s been a god and doesn’t know what it means to be human with someone, and he thinks to love is to use. You’d THINK that means Yellow attaches onto this little peasant boy because he wants that servitude, but Yellow realizes that he doesn’t. He finds Antoine to be gentle, and he wants to return it in kind. It takes practice for the both of them, but they get to learn together with the help of the others.

Devotionals - Antoine x Yellow x Oscar

Another joke, part of this so-called “help.” But again, it comes back to that growth and kindness. Oscar is the only one without active hatred towards Yellow in the beginning, and Yellow clings to that gentleness. Meanwhile, Antoine, the shy, servient kid he is, looks to Oscar as a role model, the perfect balance of kindness and confidence. Their love is pretty soft. 

??? - Antoine x Yellow x Oscar x Charlie 

We still haven’t nailed down a name yet for these guys, but ohhh the brainrot they give me. That’s all. In the AU, this one also comes about as a side quest to the advice that Charlie and Oscar give to Antoine and Yellow in their relationship. Yellow and Charlie are tense in the beginning, but Charlie very slowly (over the course of a year) recognizes the honest changes that Yellow is working to make in his life, and, admittedly, there’s still some old, albeit misguided, feelings from when he was with the KiY (oh yeah, I guess technically also Charlie x KiY, before the King really starts torturing him). One thing leads to another. 

Continuing on the Charlie train! A lot of these are just because Charlie is soooo very pretty. Everyone loves him. Tell me I’m wrong. 

The Main Boys:

Holy Ghosts - Charlie x Oscar

OUGH these two just live in my head rent free. I pay them actually. From their small interactions in season four (like Charlie telling Oscar good work for hitting the Butcher and Oscar’s little “...aye”) to our AU where they end up first at the London apartment and have time to mutually work out where they are, what’s going on, etc., they become so in love. 

Ourthur - John x Arthur x Oscar x Charlie 

Mostly because in general we round-robin these boys. It starts as Charlie x Oscar and John x Arthur, but Oscar still loves Arthur even though he abandoned him, and Charlie loves John, and Arthur finds Charlie attractive, and Oscar thinks John is pretty, and you get the point. 

Dollins - Charlie x Dennis

I’m sorry, if you don’t think these two knew each other before and have been in games of cat and mouse, you’re CRAZY. The chemistry of 40 part 2 is off the charts. 

Tripwire - Oscar x Charlie x Dennis 

Like a lot of these, it comes about through some healthy brainrot. But, unlike some other versions, our Oscar doesn’t hate Dennis. They get together after Charlie and Dennis have been together for a while, so the animosity has faded away. Once he’s not so mad at him, Oscar has to admit that Dennis is attractive. Oscar likes older men *pat pat.*

Smoke & Mirrors - John x Charlie x Dennis 

Listen, John is possessive. Do with that information what you will.  

Charlie continues:

Most of these (except the last) are all Ocelli’s babies that she’s got me HOOKED on. If you wanna know more about them, I highly recommend popping over to her.

Smoky Dreams - Charlie x Roland x Delphine

Leather N' Suede - Frank x Charlie

MIAs - Noel x Charlie

Divine Punishment - Charlie x Kayne 

Shaken Not Stirred - Charlie x Nell 

This one is a lil bonus! Again, Charlie is the hottest man. Nell is actually an OC of the AU we have, a 1920s New York mafia member who knows this universe’s Charlie, not the Malev one that gets pulled in later. I left this one on the list because I fell in love with the ship name Ocelli made and everyone deserves to see the sexy Bond reference. 

Finally done with Charlie! Can you tell that we have a favorite? 

Last but not least:

Parkthur - Arthur x Parker

Because look at them. You’re going to look at me and tell me that they aren’t together? All I’m saying is, there’s something in the plumbing of their building, because all these PI’s are doing a little more than investigating cases. 

Sweet Dreams - Lilith x Alia

OUGH!! There’s just something about how Lilith talks about Alia. The protectiveness, the concern, the fury. They’re kissing. 

So yeah! I think that’s all of them.

[the-mcyt-crackships-brackets]

That's up to you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[dndadspolls]

Hello there! I'm Aether/Everan (xe/its) ! You can find me on my main, @justablah56

This blog is unfortunately no longer active, buuuut there are active polls going on over at @dndaddiespolls ! so go check that out !

I've just got any information about previous polls i ran over here! There's a list of those and their winners below the cut :]

There's also a list of polls that got submitted but never done as well as a summary of the general schedule I ran on in case anyone wants to try something like this themselves! and I am more than happy to answer any further technical questions anyone has about the way I put all this together :]

Previous polls (as of the come back in February)

best Normal Fact: ep29 - he is the most published author in the teen high fanfiction tag on ao3

favorite headcanon: Taylors sword cane is his mobility aid for his balance issues that come and go

best Glenn fact: Glenn still considers himself married to Morgan even though she's dead

best npc: Terry Jr Stampler

best non-song intro: ep27 - Glenn and Ron on shark tank for the elevator button

funniest npc name: Sexcallibur Horsepower

favorite character headcanon: Taylor's sword cane is a mobility aid

best s1 arc: going through Ron's memories/Ron's anchor

favorite niche/unpopular ship: polywagon (Normal x Taylor x Lincoln x Scary)

biggest saddest eyes: Dood

best Daryl fact: ep16 - his favorite part of being a father is when babies wake up confused until they see you and smile (this is also Matt’s favorite part of being a father)

favorite gender/sexuality headcanon: closeted gay Tony Collete

best Scary fact: ep??? - she once punched a hole in the wall and blamed it on Terry's plant

favorite song intro: s2 ep37 - the all star parody

favorite poly ship: Lincoln x Hermie x Normal x Scary x Taylor (polywagon)

coolest npc name: Sexcalibur Horsepower

funniest guess for Will's middle name: William [beep noise] Campos

favorite quote: "Goblin on DEEZ NUTS!!!" - Glenn Close

funniest potential s3 Freddy pc: tie between really old Fanny Mothman and Jimmy Wong

favorite crackship: NPC Beth May x David Boreanaz

biggest third wheel: Jodie Foster

most functional marriage: Ron and Samantha

most iconic duo: Lark and Sparrow

aroallo: Lark Oak Garcia

favorite s2 episode: ep35 - Apollo Four Teens

favorite catchphrase: "Don't trust anything you hear or see, you've got a call from Scam Likely!" - Scam Likely

favorite peachyville character: Trudy Trout

favorite physical disability: Taylor Swift has ehlers-danlos syndrome/hypermobility

if you want to know who won what before the hiatus, you can find those here !

my basic schedule was to give each poll 3 days of submissions, then have a day before the first round starts, and then each round would last a day. after the poll finishes, I'll reblog with the winner, then the next day there'll be another poll to pick the next competition and so on and so forth !

never done poll submissions :

ace

best Lincoln fact

best Taylor fact

best Jodie fact

favorite s1 episode

best ship name

autism swag (rerun)

favorite s2 character

favorite nationality/decent headcanon

favorite disability headcanon

favorite intro

trans swag (rerun)

favorite non-poly niche/unpopular ship

kiddads’ favourite bands/artists

s2 teens’ favourite bands/artists

s1 dads’ favourite bands/artists

favorite character

best Henry Fact (rerun)

favorite ship (rerun)

favorite mental illness headcanon

#1 death

favorite s1 quote

favorite s2 quote

favorite s3 quote

bisexual swag

worst shipname

favorite headcanon (Tony's dads version)

I've also got a small list of mini polls! these polls for the most part would just be a single round with no more than 7 competitors. depending on the poll there may or may not be a day for submissions.

who's Normal's dad?

favorite Mat pc

favorite Will pc

favorite Freddy pc

favorite Beth pc

[saguaropokevariants]

for Crackship meme

M and Lunar?

Sorry for taking a week for this, but here's the finished designs I made! I had to make it a separate file because guess what: You rolled a 4 on the kiddo potential! So many babies.

Since these four are seperate, I'll go over them, top to bottom, left to right.

First up is Albali [♂], a perfect blend of Mimikyu and Scorbunny. He'd definitely be capable of evolution, and may get some Raichu influence as a Cinderace! He's very playful and can stretch his arms out far to grab objects at a distance. While looking like Mimikyu's piece of wood it uses for its 'Pikachu Tail', its tail is actually attached. The stitching is only markings. Next is Serpens [♂], leaning heavily into Mimikyu. He's not capable of evolution, but he enjoys playing with his siblings. He's a bit more introverted, though, and likes to have his alone time. Third is Cassiopeia or 'C' [♀], more Scorbunny than Mimikyu. She's got false eyes as markings on her chest/stomach area. She likes interacting with everyone, and really hopes to be a Starter Pokemon like Lunar! She hopes to evolve into a powerful Cinderace. Finally, there is Hercules [♂]. Due to some odd genetics, he's actually somewhat partially Pikachu. He is capable of producing Electricity and can learn some Electric-type moves, but is, technically speaking, a Scorbunny main. He prefers staying with his siblings, but he does hope C can get a trainer and wonders about being a trainer's starter too-if someone would be willing to take such an oddball like him. If he were to evolve, he would DEFINITELY have some Raichu in his design, maybe even Gorochu [if you know, you know].

You're free to take any of these four if you so please! I might steal Cassiopeia if you don't want her 👀

[kittzuxp]

Hiii I took the Argos x Jeff art down pls stop addressing this again. I just thought it was a funny crackship apparently it's proship (yikes). I feel really bad when someone brings it up because I didn't have any bad intentions*, and I think neither did the person who thought of the ship.

*by bad intentions I mean considering the ship to be proship.

First of all, while I was drawing them, I was thinking of them both as adults, not adult and minor. So it's not something I did intentionally.

When someone pointed it out at first, I was disgusted at myself because I had technically drawn proship, and I am heavily against it.

But in desperation I pulled some crappy excuse out my ass and said that 'even if he's 13 let's just say I aged him up.' which I have realized is an excuse people have said throughout the years so that they continue drawing proship without getting backlash.

Almost immediately, I think at least one person had come to our defense and said that Jeff is 13 in his backstory. So the drawing and crackship shouldn't be a problem.

I don't currently know if this is a valid enough response, I hope it is.

Even so, I'm sorry about the situation. And hope I can be forgiven by the people against me.

Some other things to address:

First of all, this is not targeted towards anyone, not the person who first pointed it out, not the people against me, not anyone. Don't take this personally. And most importantly, don't hate on anyone involved.

I never thought I'd ever need to bring out the ukulele and apologize to the internet, but here I am I guess.

[Please know that English isn't my first language, and I tried to be formal about this. But I may have worded something incorrectly]

Just know, I'm not malicious at all about the situation, in fact, if you try to 'fix' it I probably won't care.

Mr plant x Argos will always be my OTP :)

[unluckyoscthoughts]

The tacophy deep dive post

Hello, my name's Ozzy, better known as Vandal or TUV. If u know me from this acc you know my biggest ship and main fixation when it comes to the ii fandom is a crackship involving Taco and Trophy. In the past uh 3 or so years that I've been in the fandom I've gotten got knows how many questions and remarks abt how it makes no sense or that they didn't even know it was a thing. And out of sheer boredom, I decided I'm gonna make a deep dive post abt the ship.

the post will be in the following order

1: characters themselves

2: why i think they could be buddies

3: their flaws, the ppl they hurt and why that plays into one another

4: just general silly shit i wanna add cuz its relevant

Who are these weird little dudes??

Ur not living under a rock you KNOW who Taco and Trophy are, but here i wanna talk a bit about their personalities.

As we all know, taco is very very fucking smart, she was able to hide her actual personality for an entire season of show. While her motive for her behavior isn't known as of writing this post, we know there's definitely some amount of reason behind it.

She's not above playing dirty or flat out killing people to get what she wants, casualties are just a part of it, they're technically immortal so long Mephone is around anyway. Her morals seem beyond fucked, caring about people supposedly but not being against using them for whatever personal goal she may have.

Despite this, if we know one thing about her its that being reminded of her mistakes and what she has done can very quickly set her off or make her upset.

But the basics, in summary, are that she has little regard for others and how what she does affects them until its too late. She's arrogant, yet smart and tactful which makes her such a threat.

And then there's trophy, who in contrast is a lot stupider in terms of his behavior and motives. Again, we don't know his reasoning behind doing what he does, other than just wanting to be better than others.

He's to put it bluntly, a fucking asshole, just for the sake of why not. Making people do things for him purely because he himself does not want to do it, manipulative in his own way. While actual attempted murder isn't something he would do, he clearly isn't above breaking a few laws if u so much as piss him off like with knife and his doll.

Outside of that/after he was eliminated he seems to have calmed down a bit, he likes photography and probably learned to find something else to do other than antagonize people for funsies.

He of course is arrogant as well, but his lack of motivation to do things himself doesn't make him that big of a threat, especially if the thing he's using against you is just normal to others.

why could they be friends? [How they meet hc I guess]

So why do I think they could get along ? Ngl I'm gonna have to put a bit of headcanons in here but it makes sense I promise.

We all know Trophy likes photography right? Well what place on the ii map :tm: would have great photo potential? The forest.

I imagine that one day, Trophy goes to the forest to take photos and whatnot [a little bit before the episode where lb and tt go back in time I'd say.] As he walks around taking photos of things, he manages to bump into taco after she [embarrassingly] falls out of a tree [mirroring her falling when hit with the gemory] and falls in a bush in-front of him. He'd be a bit shocked, cuz what the fuck just happened and wouldn't really respond until she asks if he's just going to keep standing there as she's trying to get unstuck. When he snaps out of it he picks her up to get her out and places her down. Taco, having watched the show closely, knows who he is and initially wanted to use him alongside Microphone until remembering he was eliminated and therefore would be a little bit useless. He meanwhile starts asking who she is, irritating her a lot as she did NOT get shamed on show for people to not know who she is.

The two don't actually bond in this first interaction, that comes a few days or so later when Trophy, again, finds her in the forest. This time he basically just asks her if she can find cool places he can take photos of, which does annoy her a bit but if it means he'll go away sure. This repeats a few times until she, reluctantly, gets attached.

Other stuff ig is i think they could bond over their past mistakes, a bit far fetched but hey, a boy can dream.

Their sins and whatnot

Lets talk abt their sins and what they could bond over in that regard

Taco: killed a few people, manipulation, trying to steal money, probably kidnapping with mepad

Trophy: bullying, blackmail, manipulation

I also think its interesting to note that the people they hurt have a bond with one another. Knife and pickle are buddies, Knife and Mic are buddies and we know Mic cut the bs and pointed out her behavior towards Pickle, its likely those 2 are going to become friends as well. their victims realistically can bond over these experiences.

The people they hurt and the influence they have could play into their conversations. While Trophy has done way less, he still hurt people. Them being able to bond over the past, the things they did and how to handle that guilt would be sweet.

filler i mean other stuff

Here goes other random shit i think would be funny or just mostly hcs/vague stuff that has no real evidence

Justin has confirmed Taco can fit in his head[like the cup part], largely why i tend to draw her just...in there.

i think they bond over a shared hatred of Knife

Trophy likes tea, she likes tea, let them drink tea together

i hc both were extremely ''trapped'' during their childhoods. Taco was babied to hell and back while Trophy was expected to be perfect, causing their respective ways of lashing out. A lack of freedom in both.

This is more an observation but Taco is so fucking short lmfao she can just be grabbed

based on drawings two friends made, i think they'd commit crimes together.

i think Trophy would sneak Taco into the hotel at one point AFTER ii ends to ensure she doesn't have to stay outside all the time.

And thats all for now, folks. So what was i really trying to do with this? well mostly just...rant, i miss being able to talk abt ii2. I might edit this post a bit later, to add more stuff, fix wording, answer questions etc. Tacophy means a lot to me as a ship, even if the only footing it stands on is built out of popsicle sticks and tape. Rarepairs are fun, i've had the occasional person yell at me for shipping this but honestly, its never stopped me. I love seeing people kind of warm up to the idea, even if just showing interest in the dynamic.

If u read this and thought it was neat, pls show it cuz i worked p hard on this. Have a good day :)

[menasors]

I will send some random ships first lol, just random stuff that might be crackships pfpfpt, you don't have to do any lol

Motormaster x therapy (as if he'd go)

Defensor x Superion (I guess technically in G1 one could argue Defensor and his team are nswbuilds too?)

Slingshot x Drag Strip (walking disasters)

Skydive x Breakdown

Soundwave x Hot Rod (if you've seen Cyberverse, they actually work together well)

YOO OK. Thank you for sending so many. I did not get a single bingo.

Under read mor cause it's kind of long (at least on mobile)

Motormaster would not go to therapy except for in specific AUs, or if he was forced to by Megatron because he said it'd make him a stronger leader. I can see it where he actually listens to what he's learning and treats it seriously, but also where he's not at all. He just sees it as some stupid thing.

Because I see Defensor and his team as older mecha, I don't like them romantically with the Aerialbots at all since I see them as more like teenagers, but they'd be cute platonically, I think. I imagine them to have more of a sibling-like relationship, like how I see Devastator with Motormaster, where the protectobots see a young combiner who's confused and inexperienced and their six paternal instincts just kick in immediately.

I don't see Defensor as being a parental figure, but rather just the significantly older brother Superion goes to hang out with and looks up to immensely.

Slingshot and Drag Strip. I see them more as friends (though they're consistently announcing they're not friends anymore), but gosh I can see them getting into a relationship that would absolutely crash and burn, and they'd be SO sour about it after.

"Compatible brand of freaks" because they really do match each other with their personalities, and that brings them together while they are friends, but it clashes if they're too intense. So it's not exactly compatible but they just. Match. They would be so terrible together.

YAY BREAKDIVE.

I don't see them as ever possibly being together in canon, and as I've written them, they both only really begin to talk after the other Stunticons and Aerialbots started talking to each other, them both the last. I feel like they both have a lot of anxiety in social situations, but because of Dead End being a mutual trust between them, they begin to trust each other a bit quicker than they would otherwise.

It wouldn't end well, though, I don't think. Whether it be Breakdown having too intense of a spiral, or Megatron and Optimus finding out about them, I feel like it'd be abrupt.

I prefer them as platonic or queerplationic, because that just seems more likely to me, but them being romantic could be cute. I like how some of their traits would match together, like how Breakdown's skills are constantly brushed off because his mistakes were clearer, but Skydive gets compliments he doesn't believe he deserves. I'm not sure if this is making any sense since I woke up 15 minutes ago and am sick but yayy.

I haven't watched a lot of Cyberverse, and most of my knowledge of it are a friend's fics and an ex-friend who told me about everything in it, who I told I saw a lot of content of for Soundwave and Hotrod, and how even Travis Artz liked them, but she told me that that made no sense so I just. Believed her.

THEY'RE SO SILLY THO. I don't have much to say about them because I've ignored them for so long but they're cute. I like how their designs go together.

[regaliasonata]

Also character ask ZIGGY

Character Ask: Ziggy Grover

First Impression

-Definitely falling under the average green ranger stereotype of being the silly but less engaged member of the team, though that is quite alright cause he'll probably give some positivity to the team due to the state they are in via the season

How I Feel About The Character/Impression Now

-.....I love this twink and honestly me and everyone else should love him, the fact that he was in a mafia, managed to escape, gave medicine and supplies from said group to orphans in needed AND GOT OFF SCOT FREE WITH HIS TOASTER BOYFRIEND speaks volumes.

Favorite Moment

-So far has to be that scene between him and the cartel where he's got that serious face, I'll have to go back and fully complete RPM but seeing Ziggy look so cold is amazing.

Idea For A Story

-okay think of this....Ziggy as a Peter Pan type character who was reborn in another world that raises orphans or children who've passed early and they live in this alternate world with magic, at the same time he's an assassin that's teaming up with Dillon and Tenaya(who also have powers based on fairy tales) to steal ancient treasure from a tyrant king in order to rule the rule, Once Upon A Time walked so this can run.

Relationships

OTPs

-Ziggy/Dillon....obviously, can't have a happy twig without his grumpy muscular emo boyfriend.

-Ziggy/Scott, Ziggy/Flynn. Both these work really well in my opinion.

-Crackship idea if this crossover was ever a thing...Ziggy/Jarrod/Dillon/Casey, imagine all that chaos together with those four like(I'd pay to see a one shot of this tbh). Heck not even a crossover needed because JKP exists in the RPMverse and assuming the entire team is alive then this could fly, crazy twinks and the emo duo.

BROTPs

-Ziggy/Dr.K, honestly feel like he understands Dr.K and they are really close when it comes to hearing each other out, plus Ziggy might actually get her to enjoy some hobbies.

-Ziggy/Casey...seriously Disney fucked us over from ever getting this interaction, be happy with marvel I guess but imagine the send off you could've had.

-Ziggy/Tenaya, she needs earplugs every time he talks about Dillon...

Unpopular Opinion

-Kinda wish we got even more of a backstory for him or seen Ziggy encountering other green rangers. I feel like both him and Trip would get along quite well to be honest.

One thing I wish would/had happened in the show

-....We serious? That Jungle Fury/RPM crossover obviously because ALL THOSE INTERACTIONS AND SUCH WOULD'VE BE LEGENDARY.

-Even if he didn't end up with Dillon we should've had Ziggy kissing some guy.

-Imagine a scene of Ziggy hacking Venjix down with his axe after he found out the program's intention for Dillon, or if Venjix succeeded and Dillon died...it would've been brutal like Ziggy would be shown Venjix why the cartel kept him around🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡

Headcanons

-The RPM team technically has sentient zords because in reality they hold secret Engine Souls like their Go-Onger counterparts. This is actually a result of humanity evolving and without the vitality from Earth's nature so their animal spirits evolved into Engine Souls, thing is the team hasn't unlocked them but when they do the zords will be able to talk(a little fib of my JFAU movie arc idea with RPM cause we deserve that crossover).

-Ziggy's fingernails can turn dark green because of Venjix exposure, some humans after being exposed to the virus during their apocalypse developed small traits via their survival(Scott having sharper canines, Summer being able to detect metals for tools, Flynn when growing out his hair has white highlights and can absorb radiation, Gem and Gemma can see people's dreams and Dillon can purify dirty food and water).

-Ziggy sleeps with a huge dolphin as a pillow or just something to hold whenever he's sad. If he can't morph then he'll fill it with rocks and beat down venjix monsters with it.

-Sometimes when he would leave the dome(before the world began to return to normal) he'd walk miles until making it to the ocean since it wasn't fully destroyed and enjoyed watching the waves. Plus that spot is the only one in the world where the stars in the sky are still viewable.

-After RPM Dillon, Tenaya and Ziggy ventured out into the world to see what needed to be fixed, they built a railroad and it oddly began to glow with energy. This led to the team getting powers via trains and soul power with imagination, humanity's will to keep going(ToQger adaption), villains born from the deceased malice of humanity aim to take advantage of this world and others leading to the team having bigger stakes than last time.

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What's the origin of your blog title?

For my main @crysdrawsthings - I am Crys and I often happen to draw things, for my art-only blog @crys-makes-art it is the same: I am Crys and I happen to make art of various kinds.

OTP(s) + Shipname

Uuuugh.

Well, there is Cringeship with my Vestige (Deer) and Prince Naemon from ESO.

Then there is Squidagenda with Jheraar Oreo Cookie not-quite-Durge and Emperor from BG3.

And then there is my beloved Ncharradashthan and Tar-Miriel in "Give me back my heart, you wingless thing" from the Silmarillion.

Technically I also have the exceptionally unhinged Enemies to Enemies for All Eternity with M and M, but this is quite odd territory. I also have another crackship involving one part of the Ms, but you need to confront me face to face (or DM to DM) about it at Friendship Rank 5 or above

Favourite colour

I do love rich, darker greens. That being said - purples are also quite tasteful and the combination of gold with black is a chef's kiss

Favourite game

Oooh, this is a hard one. I would say ESO is still very important for me, Elden Ring was an incredible journey worthy of the Dark Souls series, but I will never stop stanning Zanzarah: The Hidden Portal, because it was my first game

Song Stuck in Your Head

Epoch of Winter: Tales of Fatui. I don't play Genshin these days, but tentatively might go back for Snezhnaya, especially if Tsaritsa will be in the banner

Weirdest habit/trait

I have such little frame of reference on what is actually weird, tbh. I very easily fall asleep in a car? Only as a passenger, thankfully

Hobbies

Drawing, worldbuilding, playing in and running TTRPGs

If you work, what's your profession

I am an office worker. As boring as it sounds

If you could have any job you wish, what would it be

With the caveat that it would be able to support my desired lifestyle with enough money to help my family and save for future? I would not mind working in a small bookstore or in a library, I think

Just as it comes money-wise? I would love to immediately become an owner of one of those mega corporations like Amazon with all necessary transfer and paperwork done. I am easily tempted by the One Ring to try and wield it for greater good, you see

Something you are good at

Taking very detailed notes during TtRPG games and relatively easy handling sour food and drinks

Something you are bad at

Finishing projects. Also self confidence

Something you love

Well, saying "my family" would probably be cheating. Then in no particular order: winter in Motherland, Buldak instant ramen and reading

Something you could talk for hours off the cuff

Ironically, also Silmarillion. I can also talk ears off when it comes to either my OG setting or my experience with TTRPGs

Something you hate

Morrowind :)

More specifically a cult-like atmosphere and people around it, game itself is, like, perfectly uneventful cardboard

Something you collect

So, SPb has those public transit pay cards called Подорожник (Plantain, Near-Road-Plant) and they have unique design for various celebrations. I have started buying them online or when I visit SPb about a year ago. They wre very pretty :3

Something you forget

Lately - to journal, sadly. Need to get back in the game

What's your love language

Have no idea, to be fairly honest

Favourite movie/show

LoTR movies! Definitely LotR movies

Favourite food

Dressed herring, rolls, various dumplings, spicy soups

Favourite animal

I have a soft spot for snakes and lizards, but also dogs

What where you like as a child

Most of the time: convenient. Sometimes: annoying

Favourite subject at school

History, I would say. I remember really enjoying it

Least favourite subject

I mean, I was horrible at PE and Chemistry, but I actively disliked Literature, because our teacher was Bad

What's your best character trait

I am loyal, I guess? And try my best to be kind and helpful

What's your worst character trait

I am a socially inept nerd, sir, I mentioned playing TTRPGs like five times already, it is terminal

If you could change any detail of your life right now what would it be

I mean, my life is largely perfectly fine? Maybe add some art courses earlier when I had more time? Or unscrew my eyesight so I can enjoy archery? Something like this, I guess

If you could travel in time, who would you like to meet

I think yeah, probably also Professor Tolkien. Aside from random questions, I guess I would love to tell him how LotR and Silmarillion did change my life for the better

Tags

I have no idea who to tag, honestly, so, if you see and want to do it? You are invited to

[gwenllian-in-the-abbey]

Do you have favorite noncanon ships in asoiaf/f&b ?

Hi anon, fun question! I think most of my ships are technically non-canon? I definitely like my crackships.

Well, if you've found my blog you probably know that I would have solved the Dance with Aegon II/Baela Targaryen, but in case you didn't, please climb aboard this ship. @aifsaath and I have a post-Dance fic we're co-writing about them (and individual projects as well).

Jace/Cregan is one of those ships that feels like canon, even though the books don't mention it once. It is canon in my heart. I don't even really like Cregan, but I like to pretend this is the real reason he kept the war going after Rhaenyra died.

Helaena/Kermit Tully. I think I could talk Viserys into it and then Aemond wouldn't burn the Riverlands. Think of the lives saved. As a bonus, he's age appropriate and has cute freckles.

Alicent/Tyland Lannister postwar queerplatonic life partners

I guess the show made Jaime/Brienne canon but in the books they're not really (yet??). They were my first asoiaf ship years ago, which I suppose is a pretty common experience.

fAegon/Sansa. I just think it's a neat idea.

Someone asked me about the most chaotic pairings I could think of and I thought about Euron/Ramsay as a joke but then I was kind like ... but maybe?? Okay probably not ... but?? Look, I was curious enough to search up fic. There are 9 of them, and at least one is in French.

[misc-obeyme]

while ya'll are making old man yaoi based on solo vs luci

im out there

making om whump of Barb & Mammon-

🙏🙏🙏🙏 sorry i love whump i want to see my guy torture someone lol

OKAY.

Listen, I'm not really a huge whump person, but Barbatos and Mammon are my other favorite crackship a;lsdaflk;fdklj

I lost my whole MIND when they were paired up, too.

And like Barbatos is old and I guess technically Mammon is, too, but Mammon doesn't act old, so yeah no old man yaoi here just my brain running away with me as usual.

I just think they've got such an interesting dynamic because they are total opposites like that. I'm just imagining Barbatos having to constantly go after Mammon for stealing stuff from the vaults, but he's secretly letting Mammon do it. Maybe it starts with him letting Mammon get away with it because he's just being nice... like aww let him score a win for once, even though Barb will just confiscate whatever he steals anyway. But then he's like I enjoy the chase and he keeps doing it and eventually Mammon figures it out and and and-

Okay okay sorry I'm getting carried away lol.

I'm assuming you're thinking more like Barbatos catches Mammon stealing and drags him away to the torture chamber for real~

Cue all kinds of torture devices and demonic shenanigans... does it deter Mammon from stealing again? Nope, probably not lol.