#i hate cold weather

[ivynotpoisonous]

Bears are so right about hibernation

[velhohoho]

[uju1013]

lets talk about mercury, the closest planet to the sun

The Mercurians are a very proud race! They love their planet, and rightfully so! They live there! They have their shit figured out and there hasn't been war since... well, forever! They're mostly grey with tones of blue. Their natural hair colors range from grey tones, blue tones, purple tones, and if you're REALLY special, you might even find some orange or yellow on that cute little rocky scalp of theirs.

Once you land here, you'll find yourself in the Caloris Planitia, so welcome to Caloris City! Explore downtown Caloris, meet some locals, bask in the solar radiation, and get your butt kicked enjoy our local rock based cuisine! Need a human safe outfit to hide in? Marie at the Cury clothing shop has just the thing for you! Not feeling the hot weather? Ran out of sunscreen? You don't like our liquid mercury pools? Want something besides city living? No problem!

The Chillage is your calling!!

The Chillage is a small settlement in an icy crater. "Isn't Mercury like the closest planet to the sun..?" Yes! But! It isn't the hottest! That's Venus, and we hate that planet! The days here are like 800 degrees farenheit and the nights are like -270 degrees farenheit. However, if there's a REALLY shadowy area that Stays Shadowy, water ice can grow there. Crazy! So bring your coat and ice skates, Naomi!

Mercury, while beautiful, is not a passive planet. Mercurians do not like the human race. Too much war. Too much poverty. NASA will tell you that "due to safety procedures that prevent the hubble telescope from pointing too close to the sun we can't observe mercury at all 🤓" but they're WRONG! Princess Maristela forbade any research. Any humans found in Mercury are immediately to be sought out and destroyed.

So you better figure out how to hide, Naomi! That space suit of yours won't protect you forever!

Enjoy your vacation to Mercury, and we hope your rocket crashes into the sun on your way out!

[alexbgd]

[workinprogress14]

toasty roasty

[lovethelifeyoulive123]

I just went out to start my car and this is what im dealing with right now. FML😭

[aromanticmara]

it is so cold 😭 it’s 35f (1c)

[naomiwielant]

Am I really the only one who hates this cold weather (and winter in general)?

[sweetestofchaos]

Day 2 of fall….hello sore throat and stuffy nose 😪

[rakimaiirisa]

This cold is miserable 😫

[sandygarnelle]

aaaaaaaaaaa the morning temperature is 55 F you can cast 55 Fs for me because I wanna DIE this is COLD this is UNLIVABLE and I HATE IT

[entropy-sea-system]

Its so cold outside istg

[emily-prentits]

love when my fingers are so icy that I can use them as lil ice packs

[leticiaicitel]

I don't feel so good 😵‍💫

[unhingeduninvited]

snow in my future!!! 🥰😜😊😆😝🤪🥳🤩

negative temperatures when walking to class. 😡🤬🥶😱😰😧🥴🤮👿

[lydleaves]

im so COLD i hate it