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zombiecicada · 4 months

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“What’s up… er… Wolf… Bowl? Ahh… it was a cool name… I know it… AHHH I’m so sorry! I’m horrible with names…

Anyway, I’m Aspen! I’m the Guardian of Nature on my home planet, Terra, but I’ve kinda been slacking off… hehe. I heard you like taking nature walks, so what are your favorite trails to walk through on Pop Star, and why? I love Griffith Park and Yosemite in Cali, but I’d love to know where to visit on your planet!” - Aspen

Wolfbell: Wolf.. bowl..?

Wolfbowl: …….

Wolfbowl: W.. well. I guess I’m kinda like that, I’m the Hero of Dreamland…. I-I.. haven’t actually left Dreamland since I’ve arrived, I haven’t had time to, and I can’t fly very far yet.. wings too small.

Wolfbowl: B.. but if you want to visit Dreamland… uh.. there’s Whispy Woods, if you’re a.. nature guardian you might like that. He’s pretty nice. There’s also Babagahara, but uh.. it has some pretty.. b..big bugs. I also like the various cliffs and canyons.. Dyna Blade doesn’t seem to mind me. There’s a lot of nice spots really.. I could probably show you sometime.

#kirby #hoshi no kirby #kirby right back at ya #art #kirby art #kirby oc #kirby of the stars #kirby wolfbowl au #kirby au #digital artist #kirby oc ask #kirby oc tournament #I have lied to you all

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grub-karkat-in-strange-places · 1 year

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just got a stack of followers to celebrate i played minecraft

carrying him with me everywhere <3

#grub karkat in strange places #homestuck #karkat vantas #karkat #shitpost #shitposting #minecraft #grub kark gaming #this image is photoshopped this is not my gameplay #i dont play pocket edition #sorry #i have lied to you all #prayer emoji

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lunacias · 2 months

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but we'll never be rid of each other

#the silt verses #brother faulkner #sister carpenter #tsv #no joke this is the fastest I finished a drawing in 2 years #started this friday night and worked all day today to finish it before the finale #(not ready for the finale btw. so sorry for the person I'll be)#shoutout to the crane wives' icarus for inspiring this drawing #in particular the lyrics: oh my brother my brother / who have you become in the wake of all that's happened here? /#our hands are pulling everything apart #alt in id text #(as per usual pls lmk if the description is too long! or needs editing #EDIT: FORGOT TO SAY i contemplated putting faulkner in his robes but #i liked the imagery of him and carpenter as equals stripped away of all titles #when you remove the titles and robes and lies who is it underneath?

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shenzhiheng · 3 months

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Xiaobao + his tall wife

Meet You At The Blossom 花开有时颓靡无声 | Episode 1

#userdramas #meet you at the blossom #myatbedit #cdramaedit #cdramasource #wang yunkai #li le #zongzheng huaien #jin xiaobao #*mine #all the moments i want to gif are in ep2 but i don't have the 4k file for that yet aaaaaaaaaaaa

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longmaxsilvarg · 1 month

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me when i'm in a who's social interactions keep them up all night more competition and chloe's my opponent

#did this instead of sleeping earlier #i can't draw don't talk about that #also #realizing these all have chloe in them #can you tell who my favorite character is #lemme tell you these really tickled me i won't lie #the david one is my fav #life is strange #chloe price #max caulfield #rachel amber #david madsen #lis #life is strange before the storm #pricefield #amberprice

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girlboyburger · 1 month

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tears of the cowdom 💧

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kiwinatorwaffles · 5 months

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i pity people who say “yeah it’s nice to see these two characters as friends but their relationship becomes so much more meaningful if you see them as romantic.” how has the dredges of the amanormative world poisoned you this bad? have you never had a friend or wanted a friend who changed your life for the better? or if you do i feel bad for them because of so obviously little you value them

#and my friend xy whom i stole some lines of this rant from #aphobia #amanormativity #kiwi’s aspec posting #aromantic #APPARENTLY MY TAG RANT PICKED UP THE SHIP???? i’m so sorry for all the people who thought i was hating on it #i’ll have you know i made a post about qpr ze / li nk (TRYING NOT TO TAG IT BY ACCIDENT) so yeah i do like the ship myself #i just don’t like it when people say it can Only be romantic

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 years

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there's just... there is no reason to make yet another cop show in this day and age. copaganda is not only bullshit, it is a failure of imagination.

you want to watch brooding characters with dark pasts investigate crimes in an official capacity? just use private detectives (cops have a miserable solve rate anyway). want eccentric geniuses & their sidekicks solving mysteries? i present you with armchair detectives & neighborhood busybodies. oh, you're craving a workplace comedy-drama starring overworked protagonists doing their heartfelt best to resolve community conflicts? social worker office sitcom! bitch this is ACHIEVABLE

#i lied the one reason to make a cop show is you want a mafia show and the cops are currently by far the most powerful u.s. mafia #BUT! i cannot emphasize enough: the police have none of the aesthetics or personality of the actual mafia so why even bother #The Sopranos but in an office setting with buzzing fluorescent lighting? and half your co-workers are weekend neo-nazis? come on #no. just no #from now on i want all tv cops to be villainous side characters #but BORING villainous side characters #i like villains as much as the next queer audience member but i cannot overstate the importance of portraying cops as not just bastards #but BORING bastards #they are so boring. they are boring and hateful and also neither particularly smart nor interesting #i need to emphasize: there is NOTHING to romanticize there #i am so passionate and supportive of anti-romanticizing cops. ANTI-ROMANTICIZE THE POLICE.#the police are BORING and HATEFUL and CRUEL and BASIC AS HELL #and we should be pointing that out publicly every chance we get #the police are BORING BASIC BITCHES and mocking them publically is a patriotic service

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tapakah0 · 6 months

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#Now I go die #I've laughed out my month norm #Goodbye #You may take my ears I won't resist pfffht #All other parts of the bodies can sell on the black market #They will be pretty cheap anyway PFFHT #Alcor baby... I feel like he will have his own arc...#Augh brain stupid #tapadoodles #marble sky fanart #I guess #*lies down*#*dead*

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eyes-of-nine · 4 months

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draws P instead of actually playing the game bc I suck at combat so badly

commission info

#I'M DOING PROGRESS THO #fanart #tries out the easy mode mod but it was too easy ig I need a I'm stupid and can't time my guards correctly mode #but I'm having a lot of fun tho you wouldn't have guessed it from all the screaming ywy #for him I'm willing to learn how to fight #((don't have to feel bad about fighting romeo if I never get to him 😌✌️))#lop #lies of p #lies of p pinocchio #lies of p eugenie #eugenie #pinocchio #lies of p fanart #my art

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ionlydrinkhotwater · 4 months

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OK but I really love how unhinged Neil comes off in other people's POV cause looking back at the first three novels he was so damn weird

Take what happened in Colombia

Imagine what Andrew was thinking

Holy crap this binder WTF?!?! OK he's sus as hell I've gotta test him, I'm gonna mess with the tags when I refold his clothes but like...I doubt even he's THAT crazy

*Neil barges in and starts shouting in FRENCH*

OK so he IS that crazy (and French?!)

OK I'm gonna spike his drink and get some answers in a minute just gonna leave him with Aaron and Nicky for a sec while I satisfy my Gay panic this runaway has inspired in me with Roland and then I'll just...WTF DID HE JUST PAY A GUY TO KNOCK HIM OUT?!

OK I'm gonna pick up some breakfast and when I get back to the house I can interrogate the....OK ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THIS DUBIOUS TWINK CRAWLED OUT OF THE BATHROOM WINDOW?!

OK so he's not around let's get back to Palmetto he probably got a ride from one of the upperclassmen

OK he didn't...did he run away? I guess that makes some sens... OK wait he HITCHHIKED?! THE FUCK?!

OK THIS ASSHOLE SPEAKS GERMAN TOO?!

OK he's on the run from the mob...there are a lot of holes in this story but at this point I'm gonna take his word for it that he's isn't a danger to my people cause I don't have the energy to continue to pursue this anymore. This fucking guy is more unhinged than what I was prepared to deal with this weekend.

#aftg #all for the game #tsc #the sunshine court #neil josten #andrew minyard #andrew was more tired than Neil was after that weekend 🤣#you won the batttle kind of andrew but neil won that war #not to shade nicky and aaron but wingus and dingus were not the ones you should have left neil with TWICE #also its cracker dust not truth serum it was a weird plan to start with and nicky and aaron were more high and more drunk than neil was #they were not the ones who should have been left in charge #also by letting neil out of sight for all those hours he hitchhiked let him come up with a plausible lie #that held up until BALTIMORE #like my dude you had the binder you should have hid it and threatened to burn a page wverytime neil lied #cause if the money was from riko paying neil to be a mole he would NOT want it burned #and what hes gonna go to the cops about his ill gotten cash and fake ids? you could have had him andrew #ps i imagine neil saying all of this to Andrew when that first time in Colombia is ever brought up #just critiquing his methods #andrew isnt one for regret but neil picking holes in his plan and pointing out what HE would have done makes him feel pretty damn close #he probably finds it annoyingly attractive too tho

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asterixer · 5 months

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#lies of p #lies of p romeo #lies of p pinocchio #promeo #my art #exposing all of you to my promeo agenda while simultaneously NOT working on fic #couldn't believe how long it took to colour this and why??#maybe by the summer I'll finally finish and post the fic #until then have some art #lies of p spoilers #fun but useless fact: all the references screenshots i used in game were of carlo after the real boy ending and it felt SO WRONG #felt like i was playing dress up as P and it was very uncomfortable

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johnconstantinesdick · 4 months

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Jeanneil fake besties of all time. Kings of committing to the bit. Neil could say whatever and Jean would (rightfully) assume it’s part of a scheme to keep them alive and would corroborate immediately.

#aftg #all for the game #the sunshine court #tsc #tsc spoilers #Eli rambles #I want them to get caught in lies I want neil to make up outrageous stories for the press during his pro career and jean to unhesitatingly #yes-and it.#they’re going to have to be each others best men so the fbi doesn’t get suspicious and I just know Matt and Kevin and Cat are all fuming in #the corner #the long term effects of the fbi con are going to be so funny. imagine if you’re an exy fan and these two pros on different teams don’t #really interact much but then you find out they were both in the mafia and trauma bonded because of it. they were each others best men but #they haven’t been seen in public together in like three years

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arsenicflame · 24 days

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happy "our marriage is never gonna recover from this" day

#this is why you share your plan with 1 (one) other person; kids. otherwise you end up embarrassing yourself in front of the people #you were trying to impress (and the man youve fallen head over heels for)#nyxtalks #ofmd #our flag means death #izzy hands #israel hands #ed teach #edward teach #blackbeard #september 1st #s01e04 #Discomfort in a Married State #gif #i didnt get the colour grading quite how i wanted it but i had fun tweaking them! its all learning; baybeee #im having fun! hopefully new laptop will have the power to let me control more things. maybe #(or maybe thats just skill issues ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)#yall gotta be nice to me ok im still figuring things out #also like. as i said earlier. i knowwww this scenes been giffed to shit. but also not so many with the leap year note! so.#i learnt that 1717 was NOT a leap year in the process of making this. djenks i feel betrayed & lied to #did YOU remember we had a february 29th this year? because i sure didnt. i squandered her

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white-weasel · 8 months

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Looking at the Saw wiki’s page for Jigsaw’s victims gives such major whiplash because the reason for being tested will be like:

killed someone

corrupt cop

abused partner

racist

And then you’ll see shit like:

was a defense attorney and defended people

tried to catch a serial killer

was abused by partner

cared about friends too much

And my personal favorite

unknowingly married a guy who lied about some stuff

#saw #saw series #saw franchise #sawposting #John: you all need to appreciate your life #also John: Joyce you’re here because your husband lied about being a jigsaw victim and even though I know you didn’t know that #you still have to get burned alive and you have no hope of freeing yourself. it’s all up to your husband now. have fun

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benevolenterrancy · 26 days

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what I'm learning is that MXTX series really have ☆*: .｡The Range｡.:*☆ and that my first impressions often don't survive for very long...

MDZS, initial impression: ooh revived necromancer that everyone fears, this is going to be dark and revenge-fuelled

MDZS, subsequent impression: these are Silly Lil Guys off on a romcom murder mystery

SVSSS first impression: nerd who got isekai'd into a shitty novel, crybaby puppy dog imprints on him

SVSSS subsequent impression: how many times now has the love interest tortured the main character? should I start a tally?

(i've only just finished SVSSS bk2, please no spoilers!!)

#mdzs #svsss #wangxian #bingqiu #wei wuxian #lan wangji #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #wwx #lwj #sqq #lbh #to be clear this is something i LOVE about these books #the fact that mxtx can really balance tragedy and humour so well makes them really addictive #the contrast really makes the comedic/romantic highs all the higher and the suffering all the worse #however svsss really took me by surprise xD the ONLY thing i've seen about it from my dashboard is Big Crying Eyes Luo Binghe #i kind of expected a Pure Comedy #so i was Unprepared when the blood parasites came into play #into it though 👀👀👀👀#i'm so sorry sqq i'm doing you so dirty in that gif but all i knew was ''isekai''#and i have a very biased view of what isekai protags are like 😂😂😂#also you guys have LIED to me i don't think i've seen lbh cry EVEN ONCE where are the big sad puppy eyes????#grandmaster of demonic cultivation #scum villain #my art

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