Fuck it I'm taking a shot of nyquil see yall on the morrow
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AND THE UNDERDOG YURI TAKES THE WIN WOOOOO ok but that was fun lol, all the ships are super neat and I really didn't expect GemPearl to win but good job guys!?
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it remains extremely funny to me that freddie wong accidentally (?) made Dan Fucks, embodiment of pleasure, so distinctly ace-coded. like, Dan talks a big game about sex and seems to view it as interesting and desirable, but when presented with such an obvious in for it he completely ignored Avaricci's come-ons to just talk about non-sexual pleasures like goddamn cold pillows. he's not paying attention to sex at all when it's not personally convenient or expected of him to do so.
100% Elias is ace and just doesn't realize people genuinely crave sex and it's not a metaphor or exaggeration like it is for him yet. bless him.
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I love a Demisexual!Ghost, but in a "has never heard that word before in his life" way.
Give me a Demisexual!Ghost who, between trauma and paranoia, has never gotten close enough to someone to flip that switch. Who likes to look, well enough, but never has the same desire as the other soldiers to find someone to blow off steam with at the nearby pub.
Demisexual!Ghost who figures there's just something wrong with him, either as a person, or as the shell of one. He's heard about blokes whose dicks stop working after experiencing horrific traumas. Figures if he ever had the ability to feel that outside of an adrenaline/boredom fueled wank, then it's long since been burned out of him.
Then give me Demisexual!Ghost, who, against his very best intentions, has a Mohawk-ed Scot shaped hole blown through all of the walls he's built up to keep people out.
A completely bewildered Demisexual!Ghost who, every time he sees Soap saunter into a room, can only think:
Finally, give me a Demisexual!Ghost that still doesn't know the word demisexual, who settles for simply calling himself Johnny-sexual in his head, because as far as he's concerned, that's it for him.
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He doesn't know what everyone's singing
I guess this is propaganda for @tmntaucompetition vote for SLAU and I'll uuuhhhh.... I'll make the matching jerseys canon I guess
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genuinely so many of you want to be leftist and "punk" and countercultural soooooo bad but you refuse to become comfortable with the concept of people taking drugs for fun because they like it and not because they were somehow tricked or forced into it without knowing what they were getting themselves into
you'll be like "addiction is a disease!!" but think you're better than those degenerate stoners because you only drink energy drinks and white claws and would never touch "illegal drugs"
many if not most drugs CAN be consumed completely safely with almost 0 risk to the user and even if that werent true and all drugs were extremely dangerous you still wouldn't be better than those of us who love doing drugs recreationally
lighten up and grow up. get offline, talk to real adults, and stop being shocked to discover that they enjoy doing stuff that adults do like have sex and do drugs and even listen to rock and roll
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