#idk i just think its funny

[where-does-the-heart-lie]

In an astonishing amount of one piece content, there is a certain mannerism of Sabo that I find very humorous.

In almost everything he is written in, he:

Shows up,

Does what he needs to do,

says hi to luffy,

And then fucks off immediately.

Man does not linger. Mans is a master of the Irish goodbye.

Like I understand he’s just there for a couple seconds of fan service, but it happens so often that at this point it’s just turned into a very funny character trait.

Like okay bye, I guess.

[starwhipnspin]

you know what fuck it *turns zane into a tamagotchi*

[miguel-owhora]

yk what, price/mreader but you just like to randomly hump him. not even in a sexual way, but he can be standing, drinking some coffee or going over reports, and you'll slide up behind him and hug him. and he becomes tense—nit because he doesn't like hugging, he does, especially if they're from you, but bc he doesn't know whether or not you'll hump him. it's a 50/50 chance. everytime he's startled when you just straight up hump him, and he's exasperated but also amused.

bonus points if you do it in front of the others. you do it so often no one bats an eye, if anything, they encourage you to go harder. ooooh ykw? if it's in an open space price will either 1. shrug you off him or 2. full on just flip you over his shoulder; you'll land on your back and wheeze out a laugh, warmth spreading to your cheeks and ears, and all around your chest when price peers down at you, and fuck if he doesn't look so good.

[daemonmage]

I keep thinking about this AU where Bruce just stays in college and becomes a doctor but still gets dragged into the superhero world.

Ok so Bruce is a doctor and is known for never turning down a patient because he’s still Bruce and he just doesn’t want anyone to die. He still lives in Gotham which is still a horrible place. He still tries to help Gotham by donating and creating his Wayne foundation but it’s hard because the inherent corruption in Gotham hinders anything he does this way.

The mob is still super active in Gotham and a lot of Batman’s rogues still happen because a lot of his rogues just happen with or without Batman. Poison Ivy still becomes an ecoterrorist. Penguin still becomes a powerful mob boss. Mad Hatter is still just the worst. Tommy probably still tries to kill Bruce. Just so many of Gotham’s rogues still exist, except there is no hero to stop them in Gotham. People try, but Gotham is never kind to any hero. Bruce is immensely frustrated by all this but he can’t really do anything. Hell sometimes Lesly’s clinic (cause I feel like he would work there) gets harassed and extorted to help heal mob members and crime wars. He hates this a lot but he’s trapped. He doesn’t have Batman training or gear, the best he can do is help where he can.

However there are still other heroes in this world and Superman is literally just a quick flight away. The JL forms without a Batman and they see Gotham as a powder keg. So they try to help when they can and sometimes they get injured. It comes to a head when a Metropolis (Lex Luthor specifically) and some Gotham rogues team up to get rid of the main hero pain in their necks. Lex creates kryptonite bullets and disperses them to the Gotham rogues to use. Lex sees this as a win because he can get Superman killed without doing much and the Gotham rogues see this as a win cause they have a big weapon against Superman.

So Superman gets shot at with kryptonite bullets. They aren’t the best so they hurt him but only one really makes it through and hits his skin. He has to call in back up and the JL comes to help. I can image Wonder Woman or Flash getting there first. They have no idea what to do because holy shit Superman was shot. That shouldn’t happen! But they’ve heard of this doctor in Gotham that’s supposed to be really good. Maybe Oliver or Dinah suggest Bruce idk. So they take Superman to Dr. Bruce Wayne.

Dr. Bruce Wayne is at his manor with Alfred and a young Dick Grayson (because I firmly believe Bruce would still adopt the kids) and then there is a knock on the door. Alfred goes to answer and in barges the Justice League with a bleeding Superman. Bruce is immediately on his feet barking orders to the JL to get equipment he can use and telling Dick and Alfred to stay back. He doesn’t know what’s going on or how freaking Superman is bleeding out in front of him but he doesn’t care. Bruce realizes quickly that the bullet is cause Clark more pain so it can’t be a leave the bullet in there scenario. He gets the bullet out and asks the JL how to help Clark heal. They say sunlight helps but this is Gotham! It’s polluted and over cast all the time, he won’t be able to get enough sunlight. Bruce remembers a sunlamp they have from a science experiment for Dick. He tells Dick to go get it and they pray that it works. It does by some miracle, though it’s no substitute for actual sunlight.

The League is grateful for Bruce and Clark is also immensely grateful cause holy shit he got shot. The Justice League has to now figure out how these bullets got out in the first place and well Bruce can’t help but be nosy so he mentions that a few of his patients, the mob ones, let it slip that the higher ups got into contact with someone in metropolis and Bruce knows Lex hates Superman. So he helps them out a bit too.

And after that any time they need help with some medical issue they go to super doctor Bruce. He’s also still Bruce and can’t ignore his detective brain so he helps them with mysteries too from time to time. Idk I feel like this still needs more fleshing out but I think it could be funny. Or sad. Or both.

[littledollll]

Y/n, interrupting a very important meeting: “Hi.. hello, very sorry to interrupt don’t mind me..”

Half a million lords of hell: *looking up at Lucifer, confused*

Lucifer, now with you curled up on their lap: “they’re like a cat- it’s just what they do, let’s move on.”

[spitblaze]

The human instinct when something falls over or spills or otherwise ends up on the floor to helplessly watch in silence. Stare at it for a few more moments. React with disappointment before either doing something about it or walking away

[project-catgirlpillar]

Imagining Kurt and Michael being friends cause their besties are Dating so they Just kinda hang out

[captainxandis]

Squinting at spotify listing The Vesta Clinic under "lifestyle and health" and "medicine" when it is. A story about a scifi clinic in space that is. Obviously. Completely 1000% fictional.

[thebinkinator-3000]

i have seen so many people draw miguel in the "Everyone is so mean to me </3" meme and every time his ass gets bigger and bigger

[plaguebirds]

fun fact: if you play hide n seek w oliver and gale finds him first he says this

[nyxi-pixie]

twitters so funny cos people will repost stuff from there on here and every time without fail i read it and i go oh yeah i saw theories on that here months ago lmfao

like im sure not every twt person is stealing stuff off here. theyre just. very far behind. all the time.

[cepheusgalaxy]

ladybug

[turnaboutchaos]

klav doing this every time he steps thru a doorway

[miguel-owhora]

im insane. btsv but mreader's just another ordinary spiderman who helps miles, miles 42, n miguel w their issues bc he's tired of there being problems along the way. idk what happens but miguel bumps into his dad n bc his dad is shitty, he's an asshole towards miguel n while miguel tries not to show it, it clearly affects him

and idk but you n miguel like each other. miguel is noticeably kinder n less grumpy around you, n ur eyes go a little fond and your voice more sweet whenever you're w miguel. you both dont notice the changes but everyone else does n theyre like 'holy shit these old men are in love ?!!!!'

and you get pissed off abt how miguels dad hnnmmmmm his name is tyler stone it hink idk i forge tbht ajwyahs hnnmmmmmm and you portal out of miguels dimension. but you portal back just to shoot tyler stone.

where you got the gun, no one knows, but his reign of terror is over !!!

[carnivorous-toothache]

Neil Gaiman: I strongly encourage all of you to give writing a try! I loved writing Good Omens collaboratively with Terry Pratchett. It added so much depth to the story and was really enjoyable. We had so much fun using "yes, and..." interactions to further the plot. I'd definitely recommend writing with friends to anyone looking to get into writing.

Tumblr: *Develops concepts to a movie collaboratively using "yes, and..." interactions to further the plot, making media analysis more accessible to people who don't have much experience and allowing people from drastically different fandoms to interact in a new and interesting way.*

Neil Gaiman: No, not like that.

[quinndvm]

I really wanna debut a boy group in 2020 - 2023 and have them literally be the most unoriginal and copy 'n' paste of other k-pop group and common trends