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But I was thinking about txt with an Hispanic s/o who give aggressive compliments to them, idk like "pinche vato hermoso" or sm like that lmao
☆ rating: sfw, fluff
☆ headcanons !!
☆ hispanic/spanish-speaking! reader (gn)
☆ slight use of hispanic lingo/slang, if you need the context to any let me know in comments <3
yeonjun
ღ confused but happy to be there
the first time you subject soobin to this unique form of cuteness aggression, he's just a little confused. not really all that fluent in spanish despite his active attempts, he's taken by surprise when you grumble the words against his lips. first off, he's still catching up with the fact that you kissed him so suddenly. he had been sitting down on your shared couch before suddenly you were walking up to him and cupping his face into your hands, pressing multiple kisses to his plush lips before you said a few angry sounding words.
he's pretty sure that "heromoso" is one of the good words, but why say it so aggressively? you don't look upset at all, not when you're smiling against his lips.
"what was that all about?" he asks, looking up at you in amusement. he's confused but he can't help but grin, happy to have gotten attention and kisses.
"you're too fucking handsome," you sigh, releasing your boyfriend and plopping down on the cushion next to him. yeonjun laughs a cute, squeaky laugh before he's resting his head against your shoulder.
"you're upset cause you think I'm too hand—hermoso?" he teases, pressing a light kiss under your jaw that makes you giggle. yeonjun, ever pleased to hear as much praise from you as he can get, can't help but look awfully smug.
"mhm, pinche hermoso," you confirm, raising a hand up to his hair just so that you can ruffle it and hear him whine and complain.
soobin
ღ confused and a little hurt
unlike yeonjun, soobin's ears only process the curse word you just tossed out. he's probably playing video games or watching t.v., but the moment he processes what you're saying, his mind halts. his brows immediately furrow and he's pouting, because did you just curse at him?
he doesn't know why you're mad, cause you seem perfectly happy as you tug on his cheek and coo up at him. soon enough though, you notice his change in demeanor and tilt you head up in question.
"what's wrong?" you hum, moving your assault on his cheeks to his hands as you play with his long fingers. soobin stutters just a little, trying to ask his question without sounding painfully blunt but failing to formulate it any other way.
"did you just?? cuss me out??" he asks, eyes still wide and bunny lips still in a mini pout. he doesn't want to think too much about it, cause maybe he misheard the word? but he just wants to make sure that there's nothing to be worrying about :(
immediately reassure him; coo and promise that you didn't mean anything about it.
"I'm sorry that I hurt your feelings, just love you so much that it was starting to piss me off." you explain, pressing an apologetic kiss to his pout.
"oh, okay!" phew! disaster avoided.
beomgyu
ღ eager to reciprocate
matches the vibe immediately. the moment you're giving him affection and he notices your smile and glint in your eyes, he's in your space just as much as you are in his.
almost isn't paying attention to what you're saying, only registering the feel of your hands pushing his bangs back so you can give him multiple uninterrupted kisses all over his face.
looks like the cat who got the cream even though all he's done is just sit there and be cute.
the only actual response you get from him is his startled yelp when you give in and gently bite his cheek.
"nope, that's enough!" he huffs, ignoring your petulant whines as he pushes your face back. "don't even know what you're saying, but I know that I don't deserve to die such a morbid death so young!" he defends, his other hand rubbing the tender flesh you bit.
you make it up to him by finally cuddling normally, to which you explain to him that you were just happy to have, "un novio tan pinche hermoso," and couldn't help but take it out on him.
laughs at the explanation, but just gives you a peck on the cheek and politely asks that you not abuse him just because he's pretty :') he may bite you back in retaliation when your guard is down.
taehyun
ღ amused and fond
just watches you with his big, beautiful eyes as you come to lovingly verbally assault him. stops what he's doing to tilt his head up at you questioningly. he can pinpoint the fact that you're speaking spanish to him, but you're speaking very fast and your tone is contradicting to the words he's able to pick out.
when you're finally done with your grumbling, you lean in to give him a kiss. taehyun's relieved, reassured by the kiss that nothing's wrong. maybe you're just being playful. either way he's smiling with every cute peck you give him, even though he eventually giggles and leans away.
you take the moment to admire him. taehyun's boyishly pretty, with his sweet gaze and carefree grin. you love to see him smile, to hear his laugh and his purr/growl hybrid noises. the love you have for him is starting to build up and you can already feel yourself wanting to cuss him out again because of it.
taehyun, however, cuts you off by cozying back up next to you and resting his head on top of yours.
"te amo," he hums, catching you off guard.
"yeah?" you ask, feeling yourself melt into a puddle at his sure nod. although he may not be fluent, he at least knows this much spanish.
hueningkai
ღ delighted and endeared
hueningkai knows a lot of languages, even if his members tease him often for never actually being fluent in many of them. english is difficult; everybody who's tried learning english as a secondary language already knows this. spanish is a different ball park all together.
with that being said, hueningkai is still kind of a genius, and he easily picks out the various loving-aggressive words you throw at him one day in the midst of your cuddling. one moment your hands are running softly through his hair, the next moment he's giggling in obvious delight as you pull on the skin of his cheeks.
he's nowhere near as stretchy as soobin, but he knows you don't care with how many times you call him handsome at the same time that you call him so goddamn annoying for being so goddamn handsome.
he doesn't mind it. he finds it pretty cute!
takes your affection and your aggression happily. if you end up squishing his face between your hands, he makes sure to do an extra pouty, extra obnoxious ducky lip to ask for kisses.
"you're hurting meee," he'd whine, squirming in place as if he was actually trying to get away.
"is that so?" you ask, placing another fat kiss on his cheek that prompts a high pitched squeal of both joy and disgust from your boyfriend.
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idk why but sometimes I get so annoyed when it’s time to take my meds I have a complicated relationship with them and so my wife usually fills my weekly pills container and/or will give them to me when it’s time to take them (they also take medicine so we take it at the same time) and we’ve been doing this for a few months now
anyways b/c of that I haven’t looked at my BC packet in a while and didn’t know I was PMSing, and so I was really bewildered by my mood swings & physical symptoms and was like, “is this gonna be my life forever???? The two weeks of freedom I had per month, gone and replaced by more of the same???”
Today on a whim I checked my packet and yep I’m smack dab in the middle of PMSing where my symptoms are typically their worst lmao. I was so relieved that I started doing a dance and my wife was like “????” and I went “I’m PMSing!!! I’m not nuts!!!” and despite their confusion they joined in on the dance
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