#i just realized I forgot all his scars 💀

[meowzfordayz]

caught with them (; — hashira men

Author’s Note: mostly humorous, but ~a lil steamy. 😉 Update: some are def steamier than others. 😅

caught with them (; — hashira men

Himejima Gyomei x Reader, Iguro Obanai x Reader, Rengoku Kyojuro x Reader, Shinazugawa Sanemi x Reader, Tomioka Giyuu x Reader, Uzui Tengen x Reader

Word Count: ~1,500

CW: 18+NSFW, accidental v!yeurism, cream!pie, dark humor, degrading language, explicit language, Fem!Reader

Emergency Request Fulfilled: Hi T! May I please request an emergency request (I'm  getting surgery on Thursday and I'm a bit stressed) can you please write funny nsfw headcanons where all the male hashira ( except Muichiro) making love to their fem s/o and all of a sudden she calls out ,"Daddy!", And the guys think she's being kinky and they were getting so into it but then with her serious demeanor they stopped and turned to find out it was actually their s/O's Dad who came in to visit? Please and thank you.

~faqs~

“Daddy!”

Initially confused

Gyomei didn’t realize you were into that 😏

And he was too invested in how perfectly your pussy suffocated his dick to hear approaching footsteps 💀

“G-gyomei,” you gasp, burning w/ embarrassment, legs wrapped around his waist as you sit full and sweaty on his lap, nose pressed into his shoulder, suddenly grateful it’s his back facing the living room doorway

“Hm?” he murmurs lowly, blissfully unaware, nearing his orgasm as he continues guiding your hips w/ strong, broad palms

“Mydad’shere,” you manage to explain, nearly choking on the feeling of his tip grazing your cervix

😳😱😵

#Gyomei is no longer confused

“Oh dear,” he mutters, mortification clear in his voice

Even as his eyebrows furrow, cock twitching in your heat as he finally cums

Meanwhile, your poor dad’s like: 🫠🫠🫠

“Well don’t just stand there!” you shriek, “Go make yourself tea or something!”

Best believe your dad immediately disappears to make himself something much stronger than tea 😭

“Daddy!”

And that’s when Obanai remembers 😳

“Please tell me what’s happening isn’t what I think is happening.”😖

—You thought you knew what his desperation sounded like

—Especially after cockwarming him for hrs, clenching and gently grinding every so often to keep him on edge, computer screen bright w/ half finished work, swivel chair squeaking whenever you decide to roll your hips

—But this definitely takes the cake 🥴

“Unfortunately, my dad is here for our scheduled luncheon that we completely forgot about, but fortunately he is also going to wait in his car,” you grit out, glaring harshly at your equally distraught parent, “We’ll be ready shortly.”

Newsflash: your dad could care less about when you’ll be ready for lunch

In fact, he’d much prefer to cancel lunch altogether

Who needs lunch when their appetite’s just been ruined by an emotionally scarring event?

As soon as your dad leaves, you clamber off of Obanai’s lap, his cock slick and swollen as he slips from your heat, needy whine shiny on his lips

“We’ll revisit this later,” you promise, “With the door closed.”

Despite the waves of embarrassment still crashing through him, he can’t resist cracking a wicked smile, drinking in the sight of your naked form as you bend over to hand him his shirt, previously discarded on the floor

“Dessert? Sounds good to me.” 😎

“Daddy!”

Kyojuro pauses mid thrust, expression eager, chest pink from exertion, longer hairs tickling your collarbones as he haunches over you, “Daddy? Would you like to call me daddy?”

“Kyo-” 😭

Yk when yk what you should say, but you can’t seem to say it? 😬

Ofc that would occur at the least opportune moment 😃

“Sweetheart, there is nothing wrong with liking what you like!” lips grazing your throat, one palm pushing at your thigh, the other splayed on an overhead cabinet to steady himself, “If you want to call me daddy, then I am perfectly happy to be your daddy,” sucking lightly at your jaw, growling at the satisfying thud of your body against the countertop’s edge as he completes his thrust, balls sticky when they tap your skin

“Kyyyo-” 😭😭😭

“Call me daddy sweetheart, let daddy make you feel go-”

“So uh,” finally your dad sputters, “How about you guys text me when you’re finished?”

Kyojuro’s eyes = wider than saucers 😳

“I AM SO SORRY, I HAD NO IDEA.” <— 0.02 secs after your dad slams the front door shut

“That was hot,” you giggle breathlessly, shock still radiating, “Maybe I do have a daddy kink? You had me at a lost for words.” 😇

“Clearly!” he nearly whines, uncharacteristically bashful as he tucks his face into your shoulder, “I would have stopped immediately had I known!”

“I’m sorry, I short circuited.” 😅

“I hope he forgives us.” 😓

You snort, already recovering from the ordeal, “He’ll survive.” 😆

Pouting, Kyojuro clings to you, cock slowly softening in your pussy, “But I may not.” 🥺

“Oh hush,” you pat his head reassuringly, smiling as he nuzzles closer, “Let’s shower and get dressed. My poor dad’s patiently waiting.”

“Daddy!”

“Who’re you calling daddy?” Sanemi murmurs, body draped over you, grip warm and steady around your waist, your own hands clutching the edge of the sink, “Listen to your sloppy cunt, so pliant and needy, bent over in the bathroom like a cheap whore.”

“Sanemi,” you squeak, eyes glued to the retreating figure reflected in the mirror

“I asked you a question,” he growls roughly, nipping at the side of your neck, balls tapping your clit as his pace quickens, “Who’re you calling daddy? Who’s fucking your slutty hole? Who’s bringing you closer and closer to your climax?”

“Iwascallingmydad, daddy,” you blurt, diction hurried by the stretch and intensity of Sanemi’s thrusts

He shudders to a halt, dangerous stare meeting yours as he looks up into the mirror

“You WHAT?!!!”

You inhale deeply, enunciation precise and drawn out, “We invited my dad over for dinner. You got me horny. He let himself in… and then let promptly let himself out. We made eye contact in the mirror, I swear he nearly fainted, and I called him daddy because apparently that’s what I do when I panic!”

“Oh so this is MY fault?” 😒

“The fuck?” 😐

“That’s what I’m saying! You got me horny, bitch, you’re always horny! Sorry I enjoy pleasuring my woman!” 🙄

“Well don’t apologize for that!”

“Fine! I’m not sorry!” 😤

“So do I get to cum, or…?” 🙃

“You’re fucking weird. You still wanna cum? Now?”

“I mean dinner’s obviously off the table, so-”

“Fuck’s sake! Okay! I’ll make you cum!” 🤬

“Good!”

“Great! Better brace yourself princess,” Sanemi snarls, slipping his fingers between your legs to flick at your clit, “Because you’re my cocksleeve for tonight.”

—Don’t even ask 😃

—Porn isn’t realistic

—So why should my fanfiction be? 😂

“Daddy!”

#riperoni Tomioka Giyuu

“Uh huh baby, baby, fuck, f-fuck, FUCK,” he groans loudly, mouth parting slightly, couch pillow propping his head up to provide the perfect view of your perfect tits as you perfectly ride him

“GiyuuGiyuuGiyuu-”

Disclaimer: you’re panicking — not cumming 💀

#unlike someone #that someone being Giyuu

“Shit, you’re incredible,” he murmurs, eyes barely open, thumbs soft and greedy as they dig into your waist, satisfaction welling in his stomach as his cum fills you, warm and viscous, tip swollen and twitching, “Feels good, hm? When daddy cums in your gorgeous pussy?”

#riperoni Tomioka Giyuu x 1,398,742

You clear your throat, blinking awkwardly, “Dad, how about I call you in ten minutes?”

Indescribable dread flickers across Giyuu’s face

⚠️ESCAPE⚠️RETREAT⚠️WITHDRAW⚠️

But he can’t move 😭, bc he just came inside of you 😭, and apparently there’s an audience 😭

#talk about a mess #pun intended

“You do that honey!” *your dad frantically nods* “You do whatever you need to do!” *your dad frantically flees*

…

…

“Murder or suicide?” Giyuu asks quietly

“What?” 🧐

“One of us is a dead man,” he answers solemnly, “But I’ll let you decide who.”

*big sigh* “Neither you nor my dad has to die.”

“I disagree.” 😔

“Daddy!”

“The fuck?” 🤨 “Is your dad here?” 🤨 “Are you into that?” 🤨

The fact that Tengen hasn’t stopped thrusting does not help your ability to articulate 💀

“Well?” he grunts, biceps straining as he keeps you pinned to the wall, hands full of your ass, “Which one is it?”

“The fact that you don’t seem concerned in the slightest that it could be the second one is mildly concerning,” you mutter

Meanwhile, you’re frantically shooing your dad away, unable to do much more in your current ~position

“The fact that you only consider that mildly concerning is also concerning,” he retorts, “And quit fidgeting,” tongue licking along the curve of your jaw as he murmurs lowly, “Less wriggling, more cumming.”

The sound of the front door opening and closing barely registers to Tengen 😃

Is he that pussydrunk?

Nah

#he just doesn’t give af

#well

#sort of

“Tengen.”

“Hm?” he smirks, gaze glinting smugly at the feeling of your pussy sucking him in deeper, “You gonna cum for me?”

“You do know my dad was here?” breaking off to a whimper as his pubic bone grinds against your clit, “R-right?”

“I know,” he replies simply, fixated on your building orgasm, determinedly repeating his motions, spurred on by your ragged gasps and staccato moans, “I was certainly surprised,” tone amused and patient, “But I figured he’d leave as soon as he realized what he walked in on,” nonchalant as ever, “No point in ruining our pleasure for a brief interruption.”

—I’m not usually suuuper into Tengen, but damn 🤠😂

[silvers-not-home]

my lame fucking autistic rambling

here's my massive stupid autistic rant about life series characters and my head canons for them

literally everything i'm thinking about is going on here im not even processing it im just typing sorry for any typos there will be many😭

this is also for my two (2) mutuals who i care for very deeply kiss kiss hug hug <3 /p /gen

okay it's the morning so i'm gonna continue this thumbs up emoji

starting off strong with mr grian minecraft himself (oh wow what a surprise /s)

he tried piercing his own nose in highschool. like. he was THE teenage dirtbag. sneaking out, drinking, smoking, shitty garage band that got nowhere (yes the bad boys was a garage band you c ant change my mind), mcr, pierce the veil, paramore, sexuality and gender crisis, "i know a guy", shoplifting, skipping class, you name it be probably did it with jimmy and joel during freshmen-sophomore year

pearl is his sister, jimmy and lizzie are his cousins (older cousins i should specify. him and pearl are twins but she's the older twin) and they went to the same high school. he met joel through lizzie and jimmy and joel and grian all clicked instantly

joel would stay at jimmy and grians place so much to the point it was like a second home to him and they would all hang out in the basement. joel stayed with his grandparents and helped them out a lot but they passed while he was in his bad boys phase and so he just stayed at grians place a whole lot during his depression (don't worry he's fine now just a little fucked up but they all are)

grian and pearls parents were kinda really shitty (yes i'm also counting yhs lore fuck uou) his whole life and so they got taken by cps and they lived with jimmy and lizzie's parents. and they were much better until he went to japan and all that shit happened (iykyk)

sam made him really realize that like. "oh my fucking god i'm gay. and it's for a damn sociopath. fuck." (that's like half canon)

he and taurtis DID hook up every tuesday thumbs up emoji

his wings didn't start growing in until AFTER senior year (so post japan/yhs incident)

the yhs holds a ceremony thingy for all the people that passed during all that shit and he goes every year and still has rowens glasses and ran into taurtis one year and it was awkward as HELLL but like. it wasn't an awful experience neither of them knew what to say. especially taurtks is bc by then grians wings had already fully grown in and his ass DID NOT recognize him💀

oh yeah also the four of the cousins are all winged animals so grians a parrot, pearl is a moth but like she's one of the super fluffy one (i forgot what they're called), jimmy is a canary (for obvious reasons), and lizzie is a flamingo because. fuck it (also half canary too it's from their mom) but she doesn't have as many features as the others

they all grow feathers (except for pearl) when they're stressed or feel a heightened emotion and have the little winged ears. they still do have actual ears but they grew in behind they're human ears and pearl has the little antennae things on top of her head. lizzie's kind of blends into her hair since yk. pink on pink and they're more folded then fanned out(?) if that makes sense?😭

jimmy was an early bloomer while grian was a late bloomer (i'm talking about wing/feather wise)

also some little sexuality/gender headcanons those are always fun :3

grians definitely trans masc and mlm (he/him anything else gives him dysphoria)

jimmy is THE bisexual demiboy icon (he/they)

lizzie is also bisexual (she/they)

pearl is a NONBINARY LESBIANNNN SHOUT OHT YO ALL MY NONBINARY LESBIANS WOOOO (she also uses any pronouns that would be considered feminine/androgynous or basically just. anything other then he/him/anything masculine)

mumbo is ace and omni (they/he)

scar is pan and a demiboy (all pronouns. like seriously he's collecting them like pokémon cards)

tango is bi and TRANSMASC WOOOO SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY TRANSMASC PEOPLE OUT THERE (he/they/flame)

martyn is transmasc and unlabeled. he doesn't want one/or thinks any is fit for him but is on the aspec (he/him)

scott is just. gay. goddamn fa- (he/him)

also just thought abt something grian jimmy and joel all had matching (infected and now faded) stick and poke tattoos that read "bad boys, today, tomorrow and yesterday" but that last part is faded completely since they ran out of pen ink halfway through and jimmys mom came home and they didn't wanna get in trouble (also yes their tattoos are in the same spot as each others it's on the right side of their chest) and let me TELL YOU. lizzie makes fun of joel TO THIS DAY about that tattoo and she likes to trace the words with her finger sometimes when they're cuddling, humming their old songs (he hates it but she still thinks it's absolutely adorable)

grian and mumbo are middle school best friends and he knows everything that happened to grian when he was in japan

grian, scar and mumbo all went to the same high school and mumbo and scar tried making a baking club called (you're never gonna believe this) the buttercups but grian was supposedly "too cool for that fairy shit" but would hang out during lunch with them and go to the meetings and help buy the ingredients and also help bake with them for extra credit and so would jimmy and joel. for extra credit of course

tango, mumbo and impulse were all in the computer club and coding club in highschool. doc was their teacher and cub was the senior teachers assistant trying to get early college credit

jimmy had the FATTEST crush on tango while they were in high school (yes they all went to the same highschool shut up) and tried impressing him by "making" a robot (mumbo made it and gave him the remote and told him to push two single buttons) and he pushed them in the wrong order and it short circuited and it almost exploded. he got suspended for a month and the only reason he didn't get expelled was because tango said it was his and it was a project. he complemented "jimmys" robot and said it had nice coding and a bunch of other nerd /aff terms that didn't make ANY sense to jimmy (that was his way of confessing but jimmys too stupid /aff to understand it at the moment so tango thought he didn't like him back) and when jimmy was talking to grian and joel about it they were yelling at him about how "JIMMY YOU IDIOT HE LIKES YOU BACK" and "WHAT'D YOU SAY? YOU SAID YOU LIKED HIM TOO RIGHT?" to which he (of course) responded with

"NO?? I DONT SPEAK NERD JOEL HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW??"

also tango wears a feather jimmy gave to him as an earring and has kept that earring since they started going out which was like sophomore year or smth like that

they also had an exact conversation to joel before lizzie asked him out (and she also proposed too fight me)

i can go on for HOURS about those three but i'm gonna a do stuff about martyn now because. omg. he drives me CRAZY

also just realizing how most of these are just high school head canons. sorry (no i'm not)

everyone in school always thought that the bad boys were the mean bullies bc they wore leather jackets and studs and cuffs and blah blah blah but in reality they were just the dorky, socially anxious losers that were loud in class because they all adhd. not because they were asshole

martyn and scott were the ones you had to worry about (mostly scott actually but martyn would be a passive aggressive bully)

those little twits had an actual burn book. martyn. the almost loser that pierced his own ears, causing them to get infected but refused to take them out because he wanted to match with his fellow mean gill and wore anime shirts to sleep and doc martins (only because they had his name in it dont praise him he was a loser /aff) wrote "annoying dorks" in the burn book page dedicated to the bad boys. he had NO ROOM to talk and i find that hilarious bc him and jimmy were actually really close and he ate the page. yes. he ate the page in front of scott's face after an argument to prove a point and scott has never respected another person more in his life

i also felt like it was important that martyn and scott got voted prom king and queen

martyn LOVES necklaces, rings, bracelets. he has a matching necklace and/or bracelet with all his four (4) friends that consisted of scott and the bad boys. he still has them as an adult and holds onto the charm when he misses them which is all the time (i love martyn angst evil laugh)

ykw fuck it he still wears the necklaces and tucks them under his shirt, he asked everyone else if they still had theirs and it either broke or they lost it

EVERYOEN EXCEPT FOR JIMMY BC THEY WERE CHILDHOOD BEST FRIENDS AND HE WEARS IT UNDER HIS SHIRT TOO FUCK YOU I LOVE THEM

and for anyone curious it was a dog bone that is split in half and it like one of those magnetic necklaces that you have to get uncomfortably close to eachother for it to work

okay that's enough for tonight bc i have things i need to do tomorrow and thumbs hurt and it threw in the morning and i've been typing for over an hour straight good night cleveland *proceeds to stay online for another hour*

[jazeswhbvault]

I feel like PB made an art mistake on Foras because his shoe heel heights are different. Thogh I actually know someone IRL who has legs of two different lengths but I don't think devils have those types of defects that wasn't caused by angels(Andre and Belial) since the canon is God made they all perfect and sexy. Then again I also noticed there's some art mistakes in general.

Foras was missing his leg armor in the Orias event in the last art thingy...splash art? And then Glas' H scene, his big ol chest bruise was missing. But honestly PB makes so many mistakes that I just ignore it and go: "Oh, well, it's normal"

Oh shit, you know what? Anon, I didn't even realize that big ol' hole/bruise Glas has was missing in his h-scene. I guess whoever was doing the art forgot too. For Foras and his shoes? I will pretend that he just floats and doesn't walk. 💀

I swear they count on the players to be like me and miss small things like that and just hype up what's going on at the moment. Though I did see that Minhyeok's scar doesn't show up at any point consistently either even though it's canon that it's there from the halloween event last year.

I keep telling myself I'm going to see these differences, I'm going pay attention...only for me to not pay attention

[bnha-more-like-bnh-gay]

Some bullies stole Izuku's money, leaving him unable to buy lunch. He checks his pockets, and miraculously, he still has a small amount of coins inside. It's not much, but it's enough for him to buy a treat. And there's just this limited edition All Might themed ice cream being sold in some cafés.

So he goes straight to the nearest café. And just his luck, he got the last ice cream. According to the employees, the other cafés already sold out.

Izuku is happy of course. He can't wait to try the dessert!!

But fate has another plan.

Before he even get to enjoy the first bite, he bumps against someone else running from the opposite direction. Both he and the stranger fall.

And inevitably, Izuku's ice cream splattered onto the ground.

The stranger, who happens to be a guy around Izuku's age, profusely apologized. And even more so when he notices the ice cream, which is now a puddle of melted sticky liquid. And it's beyond saving.

The guy insisted to treat Izuku on a meal. Izuku politely declined, wanting to just go back home at this point. But then his stomach made a rumbling noise.

So Izuku has no choice but to relent. Together, he & the guy went to the nearest fast food restaurant. And the guy paid all of their orders.

They talked, and Izuku unexpectedly find himself actually enjoying the guy's company.

When the topic of their conversation shifted into heroes, Izuku's inner fanboy practically came out. He went on a ramble about their quirks, strengths, weaknesses, etc.

This went for quite some time until Izuku realized that he had been dominating the conversation, now fully aware that the guy stared at him. Izuku shrunk, conscious of his habit & action. He closed his eyes, waiting for the insults, jeers & mockery. But they never came.

Izuku slowly opened his eyes, only to find the guy grinning at him widely.

The guy has the same wide grin as Kacchan, but unlike Izuku's former-friend-now-turned-bully, the guy's big smile isn't threatening. It has no malice, murderous intentions & anything associated with Kacchan.

Instead, his smile is friendly, inviting & open. Warm, welcoming.

And it was at that moment Izuku took a closer look of the guy's appearance. His spiky, bright red hair definitely made him look recognizable - at least in Izuku's eyes. There was also a faint, small scar above his right eye. His teeth were pointy & sharp. They're very much like sharks.

The guy exclaimed that he never thought of applying the heroes' quirks the way Izuku said earlier, acknowledging Izuku's brilliant analytical mind.

Before they knew it, it's getting late, so they have to part ways.

Izuku went back home with an ecstatic mood that day. And it's not until he's about to sleep that he realized he forgot to give his name to the guy (and exchange numbers with him).

AGAIN, I AM SO SORRY FOR THE GODDAMN SEVERAL MONTH LATE REPLY🥹🥲😭💀 burnout is fun💀

MIDDLE SCHOOL FRIENDS KIRIDEKU MIDDLE SCHOOL FRIENDS KIRIDEKU MIDDLE SCHOOL FRIENDS KIRIDEKU MIDDLE SCHOOL FRIENDS KIRIDEKU MIDDLE SCHOOL FRIENDS KIRIDEKU MIDDLE SCHOOL FRIENDS KIRIDEKU MIDDLE SCHOOL FRIENDS KIRIDEKU

Kiri being so apologetic about making izuku drop the ice cream😭 and izuku is just kinda like 👁👄👁 because people are never this nice to him?!

They do go get food though, and izuku is so uncomfortable and nervous at the beginning, but kiri is determined to make it up to him! (It’s the manly thing to do)

Eventually, kiri cracks the boy! He’s a nerd!!! He loves heroes!!!! That’s great, kiri loves heroes too! He’s not a nerd, but izuku is really smart and he admires him so much!! He’s so manly!!!

Izuku is just surprised that he’s having a conversation with someone his age and not being berated. This is a first in many years (give him affection)

Kiri is so excited to have made another friend! They talk for hours! In all the excitement, they forget to introduce themselves though :(

A little while into food, kiri gets a texts from one of his moms asking him to come home/where he is and he and the green lad part ways!

It’s not until both boys get home that they realize they have no way of contacting their new friend

Now, kiri does not give up. He asks people about a sad and manly green boy. He asks for months. His moms are a bit worried, but they love and support their son.

Izuku doesn’t really have anyone to ask, but he does keep a look out!

It isn’t until a bit later that they meet up at UA

So much has happened

They honestly don’t recognize each other at first, and their reconciliation is rather amusing

It’s like spider-man meme. “You’re the sad, manly green boy!” “You’re that nice kid!”

Izuku is conflicted to learn that for the past few months, kiri has thought of him as “the sad, manly green boy”

Kiri is so glad to know izuku thought he was nice despite the fact that he (accidentally) destroyed his ice cream

I like to imagine that this happened in the middle of training too, and everyone is just watching like a ping pong ball between the two

Bakugou is. Mad. Distressed. Confused.

The whole izucrew gaggle is one of my favorite MHA groups/relationships, but kirideku is literally just. THEY’RE JUST LADS. JUST LADS. THEY DESERVE SUPPORT AND HAPPINESS. THEY PROVIDE SUPPORT AND HAPPINESS. WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT FROM A DUO?! WANT ANGST? THEY CAN DO THAT TOO! WANT FLUFF? VERY EASY. WHAT LADS.

All might hears the telephone version

“There was an all might ice cream bar-“

Wha? I mean, sure, but what? When was the last time he did a promo involving ice cream? Was it a knock off? (Dude has a shit ton of merch, I just think it’d be amusing if he had no idea what the fuck was going on. Poor lad)

Monoma is insufferable about it. “Class A had had students who knew each other but didn’t recognize each other for months/weeks! Class B would never do that! We know everyone in our class-“

It’s okay, we love him anyway.

Kiri and izuku are so glad to find their friend again though.

When I tell you kiri is so supportive.

Izuku’s contact name in his phone is “manly green boy”

Kiri’s contact in izuku’s phone is, “the nice kid” despite now having friends

They’re so supportive

Sorry that this is short, but I hope you liked it!!!

THANK YOU FOR THE ASK AND YOUR PATIENCE

[ahhrenata]

the new promo has got me playing jfo. again.

[randomveyn]

How do you think Shuhei hisagi would deal with going to the world of the living and him meeting a human and he develops a crush on this human (shinigami and human’s aren’t usually together, so the drama!), they get along well and this human thinks he’s really funny and sweet? They have come across his terrible musical playing, haven’t liked it, but they’re still supportive of him getting better too. This crush enjoys seeing his artsy side. (Dude has no chance with Rangiku xD so).

this is…so sweet and sad at the same time 💔 cuz i can totally see shuhei as someone who gets attached easily.

✨ super long rambles under the cut ✨

human!reader just walks up to him one day and calls him handsome, complimenting his tattoos. his punk ass face gets blushy and smitten in seconds lolol but he truly appreciates it. like he thought he comes off as scary and aloof, so he never imagined anyone would find him attractive. bonus point if they tells him his scars makes him look manly, he's insecure abt them 🥺

then he starts to hang around them more because cut this man some slacks. poor baby shuhei was so busy and tired running the squad all by himself.

cook him dinner, invite him over for a movie night, buy him new leather jackets okayy? 🥺 he forgot when was the last time he actually felt safe and secured around someone. (kaname rlly broke his heart so put them back for him pls) and omg his guitar playing lol deep down inside he knows he's kinda bad at it so the fact that reader takes the time to listen to it, he's crying river inside. ╥﹏╥

sadly, it's like what you said, shinigami and humans don't end up together. (idk if it's forbidden or just…physically not possible?) he probably doesn't realize he's crossing the line until his muguruma-taicho come back and whip his ass back to senses. shuhei was too drowned in the comfort that reader provides him that he doesn't realize it's love.

he'd be upset and conflicted once he realized his feelings for them. in one hand, he doesn't want to give up on his rs with them, but he also couldn't just leave his squad and responsibilities as a shinigami. (can we talk abt how hard he worked to get into the academy)

now, rangiku-san comes in handy bc her coping mechanism is drinking and that's how she comforts her friends too. shuhei is gonna get all drunk and teary, browsing through his album of their photos together and wailing for another bottle of sake. 😔 kira probably disapprove this kind of rs, but he couldn't bear to sees his senpai in this state. (these three really know what it means to go through a heartbreak again, don't they?)

eventually, kira would be the one who seek them out and break the truth to reader. he'd tell them about the shinigami, soul society, hollow and everything. he thinks reader deserve to know that much, if shuhei is serious about their rs and future together.

if reader decides that they can accept him for who he is and are willing to work around it, kira would bring them to the soul society to meet him. shuhei would be devastated when they see him in his shihakusho and his katana. (worse, if he released his kazeshini) but no worries, flash him a warm smile, give him reassuring hugs, tell him he's worthy and enough and deserve love ahsjdjdkkdldhdjdkd 😫💗

now everyone would be happily cheering for their reconciliation in the background. (shinji might have to restrains a certain white haired mohawk from chewing anyone's head off tho)

okayyy thats all i have to say. sorry for the rambles but this was a good talk. i rlly have to stop here before i bring up the whole gotei 13 to react to this. (i got overboard and forgot this was supposed to be how shuhei react 💀)

[ishtarsreturn]

The Dead Dad Club by Dana Gabrielle Espinosa

You can find prints of this drawing here: ishtarsreturn.bigcartel.com

*~*~*

I only started processing my dad’s death

11 years after the fact,

I can’t explain why exactly, your brain sort of

goes into this

subterranean state in childhood, submerging

itself beneath the trauma,

buried in the heaviness of the memories

in your head, like a rotting sunken shipwreck,

and

as you get old, you let the flora overgrow,

hope in vain that the pain will let you go if

you just forget it in the depths.

If I simply forgot the sound of

his ghost’s clear voice in my room one night,

or the blowing of his silver whistling,

cleansing our home from beyond the grave,

unbeknownst to us all,

I thought if I told him to just go away,

stop speaking so loudly in his death, that

the wound of it would heal, imperceptible,

not even a scar,

to the human eye,

and I could be normal and hide--

Normal,

meaning, not connected to

what can’t be seen,

not accompanied by a phantasmal protector,

not shrouded in his pearlescent veil, safe from

unseen harms all around,

not purposefully isolated from the ordinary and

the bound.

It took me 11 years to learn this was less of a

hindrance,

and more of a gift, a sacred perspective,

an archetypal membership,

a bridge between forgotten worlds in

this waking Hell.

I speak freely with him now,

acknowledge what he does for me when it

comes around,

witness his secret messages, like,

a colorful moth perched just in my view,

a snowstorm erupting at his grave in the

evening,

a sunny glittering of his face in the rearview

as I’m driving.

I learned to reply to him in his symbolic

language too, that is new,

an abandoned tongue, long repressed,

now expressed,

with my own rituals and lore;

light a candle in the night,

write a poem by its flickering light,

dance and get the heart pumping,

then, quickly now, begin the drumming,

while the sky breaks out into triumphant

trumpeting.

~ * ~ * ~

✨🕊🌨The Dead Dad Club🌨🕊✨Ever since my dad died when I was 9, I would tell people I was part of the “Dead Dad Club.” I noticed as a kid that in lots of fairytales and stories, the main characters often had a dead father. This weirdly became a coping mechanism for me. Little 10, 11, 12 year old me reasoned that, if all these heroic and unique characters I admired had dead fathers, and still went on to have fantastical adventures, met passionate lovers, and accomplished amazing feats, having a dead father couldn’t be THAT bad of a situation. I felt, there’s gotta be some magic to it, or else it wouldn’t be a part of the recipe for so many heroic tales. And I found that magic in my own life, 11 years later, and realized death isn’t the end of the relationship. It’s only a transformation of it, bringing with it supernatural happenings, gifts, and connections💀As we move thru Autumn, the time when the veil is the thinnest, it has this archetypal energy on my mind. Are you or someone you know a member of The Dead Dad Club?🙏🏻✨💙🦋

[cloudyshit]

Isekai'd to MCU

Marvel x GN!reader

Summary:Basically got suck into marvel while watching it and now you have to join there adventures and save everyone from dying while causing chaos (this is a headcannon typa shit but yeh)

You were rewatching the Thor: The dark world when out of nowhere a blue portal pop up and sucked you in

When you got out of portal you suddenly was met with a startled Queen of Asgardian Frigga 👸

And you thought you were high on drugs because this shit seems to real 💀

And then she started to speak 👁👄👁

Ofc you don't believe any of the shit that's happening so your treating this like a lucid dream🧚‍♀️✨

And told her that too bad that she gonna die if she continues to where she going😭💀

She got startled but for some REASON she considered your opinion 🤡

Then for some reason you are now following her you also told her there will be prisoners that would go to where we are going

And then you see Jane and you kind of did not care for her that much cuz like she just gonna break up with Thor so what's the point 🤷

Knowing she's from earth she realizes your clothing that's covered in cheetoh crumbs and has holes on it

And you did not took a bath that day

She assumed you were homeless 🤾‍♂️🤾‍♀️

But she know damn well your from earth

And then this is were you realized that this ain't lucid dreaming anymore 😀

We are litteraly there witnessing this and now your shitting yourself knowing the outcomes of this 😭💀

So you started panicking

You can already sensed the monsters

But ofc because of what you said everything went well

Frigga saw it coming and no one died 🧚✨

BUT-

When you thought everything is over nah bestie it ain't you need to accompany Thor, his soon to be ex girlfriend and his brother Loki 🕺💃

At first you were against this and saying you wanna get tf outta here and go back to earth 🌎

But they said you kind of broke a law and that is by trespassing Asgard

And you defend yourself by saying that you came here by force

But they still say that you broke the law

And damn we thought Asgard's justice system ain't corrupt

But now you only left with 2 decisions that is you either die or go with Thor which gives you 10% chance of living 😃

Welp were not suicidal here so you took the 10% chance it's better than nothing

You went to prison to get Loki then also met with some girl and three guys (I forgot there names)

And honestly your kind of pissed at them

Yeah I know there anger to Loki is justified but yall fuckers don't know that this asshole was TORTURED by a big grape guy 😐🤚

Give him a break-

So anyway you got to the ship and while the brothers are quarreling Jane suddenly passed out

And you don't know what to do so you kind of just poke her with your foot to check if she alive i-😃💀

But you got worried and told Thor about her situation

Ofc Loki made some sarcastic comments along the way

And while all of that is happening you were scared af

Watching them at screen looks funny but BEING there is freaking terrifying

And honestly you wanna faint rn

But we got to the speedboat that can fly vehicle

It seems so cool at first BUT then this asshole started taking shit dangerously

Then yall landed and you sprained or dislocated a bone or something in your body

And it hurts alot and now your crying on how it hurts

Loki seemed to realized your pain but that asshole did nothing to help you 😐🤚

While you were there enduring your pain

Dark elves went and are now there just fighting them while talking

This seems intense now that your seeing this in person and your terrified

But Thor protected you 🧚

Then suddenly an explosion happen you got affected a bit but it was only your arm that got affected

Then you see Loki and Jane

And your pissed off

Because why the fuck is he protecting someone that's just gonna dump his brother in the end

You know he doesn't know that but like bruh what 😒😐

So now your there hurting alot while this bitch Jane only leave with a scar on her face but then again she would get cancer so-

Welp now your witnessing this brother to brother scene you know Loki is gonna survive this

And bro there dragging this scene for for what felt like 4 to 5 business days and your hurting there

And you had enough of it and just said

"My God get that shit over that asshole is just gonna survive that shit if anything his probably on your palace by now or something"😒

You shouted and everyone was surprised they didn't expect you to be pissed

But everything is over now and Thor got dumped by Jane😚☺

And turns out you were right he was there sitting on the throne

You found out Frigga and Odin retired and leaving everything to there sons (I changed the storyline cuz Frigga survived)

Well while there Frigga said she wanted to congratulate you for helping them

But you don't care anymore cause you were fucking hurting

Then you *faint*

Then you woke up and you observe your surroundings and it appears your in an ER

And you see Loki on the side of the bed

Which is surprising considering his like the least person you expect to accompany you

But apparently Frigga forced him to accompany you since Thor couldn't because he was busy sulking about Jane

While you were there you suddenly felt something vibrate

And to your surprise it was your phone

You honestly didn't expect your phone to be there

And the fact that it is still working after all the shit you been through is a miracle ✨ 😭

Well you were there chilling in the ER

And then you got worried bcuz Healthcare in US ain't free so now your mentally having a breakdown for the hospital bill

But fortunately your hospital bill is now covered by Asgard ✨

And now everything is fine and you go live your life in this universe 🚶‍♀️ 🚶‍♂️

BUT-

When you step outside the hospital suddenly black cars are now surrounding

Like you have 5 stars on GTA or something 🤚

👁👄👁🤚

Then you see motherfucking ✨Nick Fury✨

At first they were hostile at you

And you were scared af cuz your gonn be hatecrime for being an immigrant to another world

But they escorted and on your way to the Avengers Tower

Nick Fury explained that they have to take you seriously bcuz WHAT

A bitch from another universe and is now on Earth

Welp you went your way to the Tower and you saw the Avengers

Sorry I would probs make this a part 2 but here hope yall like this crack ass fic I made while I'm recovering from a car accident thabk hod my fingers still work or else I would be like Dr strange but lemme know if yall want a part 2

[raysofcrosby]

I feel like after Oliver is born Matt would be like “ok I got this” about the baby thing. Care might still be ahead in experience but he has two under his belt now and is feeling pretty confident about parenting a new born. And as he’s telling care this, Oliver pees in his face during a diaper change (which he didn’t experience with scar or payson) lol

okay but like yes 1000%!!! and it’s funny that you mention this because in the scarlett bonus ch when they change her first diaper, caroline mentions that the best thing about girls is that the odds of them peeing on you during a diaper change are low and tells him how many times ethan peed on her as a baby until she finally took her parents advice on how to avoid it 💀

after payson he’s more comfortable in taking care of a baby and somewhat surviving through the first year and into toddlerhood. when they find out that care’s pregnant a little over five months after they had payson— man does panic a little bit because one baby at a time is one thing but two barely a year a part is another.

but yes, he would get comfortable in it all and it would be just a random night at the lake house when oliver’s a little under 3 months old. everyone outside making and getting ready for dinner and they take payson and oliver inside to change their diapers and what not. caroline gets payson all changed and is waiting for matt to finish up, but oliver is allll sorts of active today and they forgot his little stuffed animal they normally let him hole during a diaper change to distract him at home— so matt can’t get him to just relax. caroline is all “do you want me to change him over and you hold payson?” and that’s when matt’s all “psh no, i’ve got this. after two babies and now two and a half additional months of adjusting to changing a boys diaper versus girls, i’m totally a pro at this.” but while he’s going on about that, he doesn’t realize that his diaper shield has slipped off and what happens next? oliver pees all over him 🙂

payson literally like screams and also laughs, caroline tries not to laugh while also stepping away and matt frantically covers oliver back up but the damage is already done and his shirt is covered in pee 🥲 miss caroline’s all “welcome to the club” while trying not to die laughing and matt’s like “not a word about to this anyone out there.” BUT GUESS WHAT!!! brady came in to tell them that dinner was ready and to hurry up cause for some reason they’re all waiting on them and he sees matt’s shirt and is like “lol wait till everyone hears about this” and proceeds to tell everyone at dinner what happened. and all the parents turn it back on brady for embarrassing matt but telling their own horror stories of raising andrew, matt and brady and even caroline chimes in with her ethan stories— AND emma’s like “why are you laughing? nathaniel peed on you the first time you changed his diaper….”💀

needless to say, brady spends the whole week making fun of matt agshfjsll