#i just. Agh. nerd stuff

[oflgtfol]

i do have to say though he is so fun to talk to especially bc we are both the same brand of nerds ie. sci-fi movies and like astronomy/science in general. he’s an astronomer more in the earth/planetary sciences kind of way whereas i have a much heavier background in the physics side of astro and so like i get to talk to him about science, have him ACTUALLY LISTEN AND UNDERSTAND AND BE INTERESTED, while also still not having a 1:1 similarity in our knowledge. like he never took optics and he doesnt wear glasses so i was explaining to him how im legally blind without mine and like how short my near point is as opposed to his etc. like nobody else in my life is interested in this shit except for the people who i already took classes with and therefore already knows about it

[urban-shade]

my random miscellaneous sebastian headcanons. readmore because its a LOT

current

i was thinking about if he'd use special sebastian shaped emoticons like .:} and }:. and im honestly 50/50 i can see him thinking they're funny but i can also see him not wanting to think about the fact that he's a fish now and no longer human

in general i think he has a lot of identity issues. He literally NEVER brings up the fact that he is fish-esque besides telling us that he's not going to hurt us, and telling us items are on his tail. I think if he was more comfortable with his identity he might occasionally crack a joke but I think deep down he has a mask up emotionally where he tries to forget about it all.

and that mask CRACKS a little when players repeatedly climb on him!! it brings back hard memories for him and that's the most upset we ever hear him.. he doesn't even get that upset when he kills you for flash beaconing him twice.. you can fucking hear the hurt in gianni's voice acting and its just SO . AGH.

past / pre-breakout

i like thinking about what they had him get up to as an LR-P and MR-P a lot. What if they had him assemble furniture to get him used to his new 3rd arm. He thinks he's getting new furniture for his cell but then they take it away and put it in the break room and he gets SO ANNOYED. Then the 2nd furniture they have him do he assembles it and then throws it at the observation room at the top of his cell.

He'd get a game console for like one day to ensure his mental capabilities are the same as before the experimentation and for like 2 years after that day he misses his video games until he gets to play games again when he's promoted to MR-P

I feel like near the very start of things just to get a whole overview of like everything that's changed about him even if gills is only what they really gaf about (million dollar fish might as well see what your money did) they'd be testing a lot of basic stuff. Like taste. And they'd give him some normal food of different types of tastes to see if he's lost any taste receptors and he'd be like so happy but then intentionally one of the foods is really bad. And he gets so mad

i headcanon he did dual enrollment (college+hs) since he switched his college major from business to engineering and he's only 19. And that he was a massive nerd... unfortunately his fishtuation has changed him :(

there is a massive urbanshade in-network group chat/email chain for the scientists. There are a lot of inside jokes and a lot are at sebastians expense

i feel like he got food requests on his birthdays. The highlight of his years

His first request for birthday food was like a recipe his mom made a lot and he got it and it was horrible and barely seasoned because urbanshade is the worst and also they are in Norway and he is NOT going to get properly cooked authentic chilean food. And he never requested chilean food again :( Didn't want to be disappointed

post game

i don't think he truly realizes how big he is and if he ever gets a real human frame of reference he's going to get extremely upset about it (if he was already on edge from something else.. he's practiced at hiding/burying his emotions). The blacksite doesn't have a ton of normal size comparison things for him besides smaller human objects and humans themselves, everything is sorta larger than life there and he might feel quite big but I don't think he has a proper idea of the real scale.

Even if he escapes, even if he could deal with all the problems that come from being a snake/mermaid/fishmonster guy. He is still way too big to fit in any normal human spaces. He is truly screwed unless he can get turned back human by innovation inc...

even if he does get turned back human by innovation inc he's going to have to relive his trauma all over again. i think about that a lot

i think he'd also be conflicted on turning back human like it's the one thing he's wanted for the past 10 years but also.. He's been like this for so long.. he doesn't really feel like Sebastian the kid with a guitar that liked Metallica. He's Sebastian Solace the Saboteur… The dangerous fish man who's been forced to kill a few people out of necessity (and indirectly cause the deaths of a few hundred others)

i think he'd get phantom limb pains from his 3rd arm if he lost it in the human transformation. Like he isn't even supposed to HAVE that arm as a person and yet his brain still expects it to be there. He keeps trying to use it and then it's gone

When he first meets his family again for the first time after he escapes I think he wouldn't be human yet. Before he lets them see him he like speaks to them from behind a door or something… To try and prepare them. He's really nervous about seeing them all again because he absolutely cares about them just the same but he just feels like an outsider now.. he's changed so much

All he wants is to get back to a normal life but, normal human life doesn't feel normal to him anymore. He almost misses the monotony of the blacksite. I feel like innovation inc would take a few months-year to get him turned back and he might try working for them in that time to try and adjust to being out of urbanshade since it feels familiar to him and they're more equipped to deal with a giant fish man than his family's home. But ever so often things there remind him of urbanshade and he goes back to feeling like he's about to be shot on sight.

biology

silver spiny fins are some of the best vertebrates at seeing color in low light conditions! i think he has that trait from them

mantis shrimp like to burrow. I think he has some kind of instinct where he feels more at home in small enclosed spaces (he loves blankets)

what if his upper body had sandpaper shark scales. i dont want to put him through that because can you imagine putting on a cotton shirt with sandpaper skin???? too cruel. but its fun to think about

i think he molts but its only like once a year. The first time he does it he has like absolutely no idea that's what's happening he's just like insanely itchy or something and then he realizes his tail skin has PEELED OFF and he's like (HORRIFIED) but then realizes what's going on . And then it takes forever for him to get it all off and he just stares at it like Eugh after

the second time he realizes he can use the shed to screw with the researchers. Researcher walks in his heavy containment cell in the morning and there's just like a massive translucent crumpled version of him in the corner and they just scream before realizing 2 seconds later

the scientists have a sped up video of him molting to metallica music like how people post timelapses of their snakes shedding

[eris-snow]

Hiiiii!! I hope you’re doing well ^^ this concept has been plaguing my mind for DAYS. listen. Mute reader joining class 2A where bakugou has already started going deaf from his quirk. AGH I swear it’s so cute I’m already dying, probably angst to fluff type stuff idk ur the boss here :3

(this is my first time requesting I hope I’m doing it right lol)

Oh you're so sweet! Don't worry about requesting your request was so cute 🥰

But YES, this is such a good headcannon 😭😭

Katsuki would think that you're way too quiet, and imagine his surprise when you start signing to him.

--

He'd just gotten back from the hospital after a particularly shitty injury, so he wasn't there when you were introduced to the class

He didn't know that you were mute, so when you camd rolling up to the dorms, all he saw was a way too quiet girl holding a way too big box for your size.

You must be the newbie, Katsuki sighs, squinting at you. It takes him five seconds to realise that your quirk wasn't strength based, and 10 to realise you had 5 of those big ass boxes to get through, before he kicks off the couch to help.

It's fine. He's been through this, he's gotten help. He can talk to people without brandishing insults now.

"Jeez, pass me that, you freak,"

Head, meet hard wood.

You, however, don't seemed fazed at all. Instead, you let out a sigh of relief, happily passing him the box and taking another one to carry to the lifts.

He's almost glad you don't say anything, because at least then, he doesn't have to go 'SPEAK UP, NERD' on ten different occasions. He wasn't wearing his hearing aids, after all.

When he does finish helping you, you're bowing to him profusely, and to his utter surprise, you lift your hands and start signing to him.

Do you know handsigns?

He almost rolls down the stairs.

Yes, Bakugou signs back. You bow at him again, and Bakugou feels giddy.

Thank you! I'm sorry if you found it rude when I didn't respond, but I am mute. I appreciate your help, Bakugou-san! I hope we get along !

And that's how Katsuki gained a new friend.

--

Oh and don't forget about the silent conversations.

Besides Deku, you were the only one fluent in handsigns and Katsuki took full advantage of that.

Just imagine, 20 odd class mates and no one knowing what words being exchanged between the two of you.

Communication is the one of the most important thing on the battlefield, and the scariest thing was that Bakugou was starting to have difficulty doing that, patrol or not.

For some reason, having someone who understands that fear makes Bakugou feel just a little bit more stable.

--

On paper, your disabilities should hinder your ability to get along, but like how two unlike poles attract, you get along swimmingly. Communication, which is supposed to be one of the most difficult actions to carry out is so smooth with Bakugou it's basically telepathy at this point.

A glance at you.

Oh, you want your protein shake.

A gesture to the teacher.

Oh, you need help with a question.

A middle finger...("Oi, Bakugou that wasn't a handsign-WAIT WAIT NO DON'T-")

Means a dead Kaminari.

And for some reason, even if Katsuki can never hear your voice. Even if you can't ever tell him how much he means to you, you'll stand by his side even if the world tilts sideways, or be the first at his door when his nightmares overtake him.

You'll be the first to guess what's one his mind and stand by him no matter what.

After all, actions speak louder than words, don't they?

[vancruejovi]

💫 My Star Trek Cinema experience🖖

(Okay apologies in advance for a long post but I NEED to tell you all about it!!!)

So with the anniversary of The Search For Spock my local cinema was playing a ONE TIME VIEWING of it, so of course I had to go! I just finished my exams that day like I said before so it was like my lil treat :) I went in closet cosplay as McCoy from Star Trek V since it was what I had and McCoy is my boy and I was having fun lol. I also wore this Spock pin that my best friend got me!

I was genuinely so excited!! I’ve never done anything Star Trek related irl (nerd culture in general over here is kind of delegated towards more modern animes and stuff, which makes sense since that’s what’s popular but it kinda stinks for the more traditional nerdy fandoms. I remember getting SO excited the first time my local nerdy shop had a little Star Trek section full with figurines!!) and conventions are a rare sight too, ESPECIALLY ones for specific niches.

There was only about 6 of us in the theatre and there was nobody in front of us which was cool (this seems to be a pattern with me where every film I want to go and see has like…2 other people lol). I did indeed get to see THE scene. Uhura’s litte smile after Spock talks to Jim! Kirk carrying Spock while he’s unconscious! Sulu’s OUTFIT when they’re rescuing McCoy I want to draw it so bad! Scotty…just Scotty!! AGH this was so cool to experience on the big screen. I did notice it was a bit blurry but I think that’s just because cinema screens are so much bigger now and with the original picture quality it looks kind of funny. Unrelated but I was wondering what an older film like Jason and the Argonauts would look like on a screen like that, with the grain and the goofy effects and sound design. Oh and the taxi driver had the classic rock station on so I was havin a great time

uuuuhhh so yeah 10/10, I looked like this the whole time

[sundaydasnowleopard]

Armin arlert smut ⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪

(First time writing smut bare with me😭)

Sub armin x fem bimbo mean! Reader

(Warning)sub armin, dom reader, use of ma’am, pussy, cock, etc

Armins pov!

There’s this girl in my class, she’s super pretty and hot.. every time I see her pass by I can’t help but to get these dirty thoughts it’s gross i know but I can’t help it!

I’ve recently been purposely failing classes to see if our professor would maybe suggest her to tutor me, yeah besides her whole bimbo act she’s surprisingly has a very high score in this class. So my goal is to atleast try and get closer to her.. agh! I can feel the heat rise on my cheeks and..something else rise.

Your pov!

Ughh my professor just asked me to tutor armin, now I’m not mad that it’s him but like seriously me!? Tutoring someone, idk if I’m capable of that but oh well guess I have to.

—————————————————————time skip

I gave armin my number so I could text him the time he should come to my dorm so I can tutor him, he got so flustered it was.. kinda cute! What no, no way that I think that about some whimpy nerdy guy like him.

As I’m lost in my thoughts I hear my phone ding! And I go and look at my phone to see a message from armin saying he’s outside my dorm now, So I jump from my bed and look at myself in the mirror and try and make myself look decent.

“Uh h-hi (name)”

“Hi armin!, come in and take a sit by my desk or where ever I don’t really care”

Armin walks over and carefully places his notebook and books next to all your other stuff, you look at him and see him admire your room and the way it’s perfectly decorated.

“So! Let’s get started on helping you in math!”

I say trying to start a conversation and make things less akward, I take a seat next to armin and and get started on explaining on something that seemed to be troubling him on the subject. I look up and noticed his eyes already staring into my own, I blush and continue to stare like if I’m getting hypnotized by his beautiful ocean blue eyes…

“Your very beautiful (name)”

My eyes widen in shock ‘where’d he get all this confidence’ I think to myself.

We stare into our eyes for a bit when suddenly he leans in closer closing the gap between us, soon the kiss starts turning into a heated make out session and things quickly start to escalate.

“Take that shirt off armin”

Armin does as told and starts to undress , then looking up at you as if he’s asking ‘what next’.

“Eat this pussy arminnn~” you say whine bending over the desk where you guys have abandoned your guys notebooks.

“Yes ma’am”

Armin immediately gets flustered and I can see the buldge Im his pants getting bigger, he then gets up and kneels on the floor infront of your pussy.

“May I-may I pull these down”

Armin asks in a shaky voice.

“Mhm take them off Angel”

‘Can’t believe I’m giving this nerd pussy right now..’ you think in your head

And with that armin slowly pulled down your panties and took a good look at your pretty pussy just admiring and feeling lucky to get with the prettiest popular smart bimbo girl!

He then licks at your clit then starts taking bigger licks hesitantly.

“Mhm fuck armin- doing to well for me”

This gave armin the confidence to starts sucking and going at it on your pussy eating it like his last meal.

“Fuck- taste so good”

“Hah- fuck min,min”

You practically chant his name, seems like the only thing you can do is to just scream his name because hes eating you to the point where you can’t think straight. Soon you feel your climax coming through.

“Fuck! Min, cumming, cumming!”

And with that you came all over his face leaving you juices to go all over and making a mess on his face, he slurps up al your juices savoring the taste on his tongue.

“Hah- fuck your good at that”

You say and turn around and look down at armin and see that his pants have a wet spot.

Holy shit! Did armin really cum by just eating you out, damn that’s hot.

——————————————————————-time skip

Armin is now walking out of your dorm after that fun day you guys just had!

“Text me later Minnie”

“Of course darlings”

You shut the door and jumó on your bed happy with how your day went!

“Damn I love him”

(Anyways sorry if this is bad it’s my first time writing smut and only my second time writing to pls if there’s anything I can do to make this better let me know, thanks!)

[hes-a-rat-whisperer]

This is very random bc i know you're more in tune w pizza tower but what we think of outlast trials wernicke? I SWEAR it wasnt on purpose to me get hyped over outlast again but agh, wernicke is my new blorbo, if i had coins for every bald guy i liked i would have two now.... guess ill try to buy a tiny candy for you with those two coins in compensation.

- apple "i like doctors and old men" vinaigrette/fritters.

P.S : I've been thinking of drawing alistair but shhh, ill see what i can do about it hehe >:3

oh apple-- Pizza tower may be my drug of choice, but I will always perk up to talk about the others! <3

but also- siiiiiiigh- Í´m kinda emo about outlast trials wernicke to tell ya the truth- I S W E A R I´m not trying to be some "hipster for pensioners" but I think you may remember, back when I had my ship blog, I was being TORN TO SHREDS by upset, 14 year old outlast stans for my loutermilch and wernicke takes! like, yes, sure we both know how I feel about the milchman, but- wernicke is my baby! wernicke in outlast 1 had so much potential and legit?? he´s hot! and I was being grilled nonstop for it! like "gasp!! how dare you like this character?? you must be a N!z* sYMpaTHiZeR!!" meanwhile I´m just sitting here like?? no?? he´s just hot, evil and has two cats, whats not to love??

but now, somehow- I see more and more wernicke likers cropping up and I just?!? uuuugh- I tell ya, the whack a** takes I´ve seen about him could fill a book- takes like "oh, murkoff actually didnt lie! hes a soft boi UwU" and "oh wernicke never meant to go that far with the experiments! he got manipulated!! UwU" all these whack, dumb takes of people who can´t handle a spice stronger than salt in their problematic old men like srsly???

I mean?? idk- I cant help but be salty about this asdfghj dumb, I know- u_u

you´re the only wernicke liker I accept apple!! because you are an HONEST soul!! you like evil bishes for being what they are!! and are not trying to sweep the evil under the rug!! >:3

but yeah, with all of that being said- I actually??? don´t like outlast trials much?? tbh?? ..sry >3>

idk, it just doesnt have the same soul as outlast one and two- like, this feeling of isolation? the feeling of being helpless? the feeling of being at the mercy of your hiding places and bateries? none of that is present for me in that game- and I know, they were doing something new with the whole multiplayer thing and it´s not trying to be exactly like the other games, but just?? idk, I guess it just comes down to preference! outlast trials is a solid game, but it doesnt feel like outlast to me personally-

and with that being said, I also kinda don´t like wernicke in outlast trials either?? granted, I have only seen him overseeing the experiments (since I didn´t play that much of trials) but even when I went researching, looking for stuff I may have missed- he´s not really?? doing much?? unless there´s some new recent update or whatever? idk- but yeah, regardless, I prefer what we saw from him in outlast 1 and the very minor snippets we got in whistleblower- (I am maybe, probably also sour about wernicke being much younger in trials and his model looks near identical to the random npcs from outlast 1 BUT-)

WITH ALL OF THAT ASIDE THOUGH- *smacks keyboard* I am very giddy about you sharing another outlast blorbo with me!! now we can talk about milkyman AND the quirky wheelychair nerd! ^w^

also your title- HHHHHHHH big same!! very very big same!! doctors and old men tickle those happy receptors real good! brain itchy, old man scratch asdfghjk

also also also- HHHHHHHHHHHH *whispers* you wanna draw Alistair..? ;;w;; *hugs u* .......yes pls.....! *w*

[samisnotlegend]

ive been sending so many asks for the fanfic game to the point that i dont remember if i sent you one LMAO so here i am

🙋‍♀️ Do any irl people know you write fanfic?

🍦 What's the sweetest fic you've created so far?

🙋‍♀️ Do any irl people know you write fanfic?

Agh, yes. I wish that I was better about keeping this shit secret, but TONS of people know. Not only is my family aware that I write, but my roommates too. AND two of my classmates! At law school!!! To be fair they are also both nerds, but. Legit its hard for me to not talk about fanfic. I guess it's just a major part of my life at this point. Anyway I keep my smut fics restricted for a reason lmao.

🍦 What's the sweetest fic you've created so far?

Can I cop out on this? I have a finished fic that I'm not allowed to post yet called "Next Year" and it is so tooth-rotting sweet that I need a dentist. Aside from that one I think its hard to say for sure, but I'm going to go with Joy. Although Dynamy Prince also came to mind, and so did the later bits in BB and Sunlight. I guess I just write sweet stuff lol.

[wh1sp3rr]

I LOVE YOURE WRITING!! omg and kirishima my love so cute agh! I just read insecure and I actually loved it so much!!

this is also totally off topic but I just needed to say it cuz I'm annoying and a huge art nerd but the great wave is actually a Japanese woodcut! it's honestly one of the coolest and oldest forms of printmaking and the watercolour esque vibes can't be recreated in any other form of print! Japanese woodcuts are honestly really cool and extreme (coming from a printmaker) the history is also super cool!!

anywho you're writing is so cute and I'm gonna binge all your stuff thank you for coming to my tedtalk sorry about all the reblogs:))

thank you thank you ☺️ i’m so very glad you enjoyed it! and please be as ‘nerdy’ as you wish, i love hearing about people’s interests and now i know that the great wave is actually a woodcut! and do NOT apologise for the reblogs— they are literally the best way for my stuff to get out there so thank you so much for that 🤍🤍 hope you have a wonderful day and enjoy reading 😊!!

[j-nope-not-today]

Hello, how are you? Umm, 👉👈

If it isnt much trouble, can you write a Bayverse tmnt Donnie x shy, nerd fem with glasses ( me). He saves her from being mugged and they will talk and become friends, maybe something more

Nervous

TMNT Donatello x reader

A/n: Hello! Thanks so much for requesting! I hope you enjoy it!

It should have been a simple trip. A simple grocery run for the week and then I would go home and relax. Maybe read a book.

I knew the city wasn't the safest of places, but never did I think I would be getting mugged. All I wanted to do was bring my groceries home, but no!

So here I stand in the alley way trying, and failing, to wrestle my bag back from this crook. Who deemed me as the best person to steal from this afternoon.

"Give me back my stuff!" I shouted and all I received is a grunt and another tug from him as he tried to rip my bag from my grasp.

I have no clue where my sudden strength and resilience came from, but I really didn't want my stuff to get stolen.

But I didn't have to wrestle this idiot for much longer, because he was hit by someone behind him and he landed in a heap onto the cold concrete.

I flung backwards from the force of my bag being let go so suddenly and landed with an umph onto the ground along with the crook.

I scrambled up off the floor and slung my bag back onto my shoulder before picking up my fallen groceries.

"T-thanks." I announced to the tall figure that stood in the shadows now.

I didn't notice him at first, but once he shuffled I noticed and everything that just happened caught back up to me.

"Your welcome..do you need help?"

I looked at the rest of my items strewn across the alley way and sighed and nodded silently before the talk man..turtle?! Began to help me.

I was shocked. I mean he's a turtle and the turtle saved me and is talking to me and picking up my groceries?!

"Here you go.." I stared up at him as he handed me some fruit that had fallen out of the bag and I slowly took it with a shaky hand and placed it where it belonged.

"Uh..thanks.." I slowly stood up and he reached down and picked up the two bags before staring at me once more.

"Would you like me to walk you home?"

"Uh..yes that would be nice. Uhm thank you." I fumbled with my bag before slowly leading the way.

"Sorry if I scared you I was just passing by and I couldn't let you get mugged and not help..I'm Donnie by the way." He gave me a smile and it eased my nerves slightly.

"Thank you for helping me. You didn't scare me I'm just not good at talking with people..I'm y/n." I gave him a smile back and turned to look ahead of me.

Agh! This was so frustrating and embarrassing. I mean I wanted to talk to him, but I have to be honest with myself. He's kind of cute and what the hell was I supposed to say to a cute turtle boy?

"You seem nervous?" I looked over at Donnie and shrugged

"Just a little bit.."

"Well..if it makes you feel any better I'm a little nervous too." Why would he be nervous?

"Why are you nervous?" I came to a stop in front of the small apartment complex I called home.

"It's not everyday I get to talk to a pretty girl." He smiled again, but it was a nervous smile.

"Oh." I felt the heat spread along my face. I knew I was blushing.

"Well it's not everyday I get to talk to a cute boy.." I trailed before looking at the door to my apartment.

"Here you go." I turned back and he carefully placed my bags into my hands.

"Thanks again.."

"Of course anytime." He smiled before I panicked and hurriedly walked to my door.

But In either a moment of bravery or stupidity I turned to look at him.

"You should go on a date with me sometime!" I shouted out before turning back to my door fumbling with the handle of it.

"I would love too." I felt him stand behind me before placing his hand above mine. Turning the handle of the door and gosh I bet by now I looked as embarrassed as ever.

"Oh..okay..how about tomorrow?" I drifted off before slowly turning to look at him.

"Okay..see you tomorrow then." He smiled and I smiled too before stepping inside of the complex. Turning and giving Donnie one last glance before the door shut.

Smiling as I heard him shout out a

"Yes!"

For once I was glad I was a little brave.

[dayundying]

can you tell us more about nort please im so curious about him :)

NANA I LOVE YOU YOU ARE MY BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.

Um um ok for starters his name is Nort, obvs! And it is just straight up his name, im sure in character, to Nort his name is meaningful and important but to me? Nort just struck my mind! Im pretty sure it was inspired by Norm from PaF which haha is fitting cause Nort is my owb poster child, robots!!! Haha. Although it also makes me sad because my first fallout oc was named Norman actually... but he wasnt named after norm he was named because he was a normal man ANYWAHS NOT IMPORTANT.

He uses solely he/him and basically ONLY presents masculinely but like ive SOMEWHAT expressed before he feels kind of weird about gender simply because well, human gender is so human and he really hates being human, he does not feel male at all, but defintely not female, im not sure if hed know the term nonbinary but its him and he would be it (nort LOVES transgenderism.)

The topic of how he feels about gender i think is a good segway to whatever he has going on in the sexuality department, i feel like hes defintely had relationships in the past and has and does feel attraction for other people but after the whole getting shot in the head nd getting to affirm his person and ideals he hates himself for feeling that, he hates all of his human desires and needs, he stuffs basically all of his feelings like so far down deep. So what he is with that label??? Agh idk lol. Hed loooooove to be nonbinary but he gives no shit to label anything else

Now! What IS up with his beliefs? Well at first I envisioned him as a avid transhumanist but then when i actually made him my idea for him as a nerd went out the window and he became totally tough and gruff, he still is a transhumanist and believes in it very much, but he is also incredibly survival of the fittest thinking if that makes sense (i want to say he believes in survivalism but i realized the actual definition of it sounds dumb.) I kind of think of it like this: he is incredibly trusting in machines and technology, but due to the wasteland being the way it is, he cant just be a robot like he very much wants to be, he cant have robot arms and put chips in his skin, he has to be the human he was born as, and eat and drink and fight, so yknow, he does.

Idk, hes barely 2 days old, hes still being developed, this stuff IS subject to change

But i am not done!!!

Deciding how my ocs feel about stuff is great, i will never skip out on explaining their opinions on factionsss <3

Hoof, looking them up, i realize theres more factions in nv then i thought there were...Ill get into his opinion on the more minor factions another time cause id TOTES love to, but i think right now the main stuff is supes important!

He LOVES mr house, er like, his politics wise, he sits and nods to everything he says and thinks because he simply completely agrees.

Thinks the ncr are some bunch of cowards, he does have a personal intrigue with how its set up though. Sometimes he daydreams about if he was in charge of all of the ncr, the changes hed make.

He doesnt think an independent new vegas would survive at all and does not support it. He simply believes itd just crumble and cave into itself !

Similar to how he feels about the ncr, he alsp has intrigue with the legion, but hates its lack of progressiveness and movement, i dont think he believes he could save it, just one of those things hell certain will just blow away into the sands of nevada, as weird history of that one time that happened.

[spearxwind]

favorite facts abt the fishfam? can be abt dynamic or anything else i just love them with my whole heart and need to consume content of them like how talas ate that one fish

GOD I ALSO NEED TO CONSUME CONTENT OF THEM SO BAD BUT I AM THE SOURCE SO I GOTTA CREATE IT AGH

Ok here's a bunch of stuff in no particular order:

Graves and Connon love to race each other in the water, connon manning the ship and Graves in leviathan form, and both of them hang out on Connons ship out at sea a lot. Literally girlbossing

Connon is also like, the designated driver for all of them and its great. Her ship is also her house and the rest of the fam end up hanging out there for longer longer periods of time until they're literally all living there rent free

Talas ends up becoming Graves' mentor in stead of Brahm and teaches them how to fight in the deep (and also how to kill him) ((also i have. Thought about this so much)) They also both hang out a lot by sitting down and looking over documents because they teach each other things about hunting and creatures. Graves is the one whos most familiar with books and theory and Talas actually fills in the gaps for them where there are any like "hey i saw that bitch actually"

Usually just Talas and Hades sleep together after they start dating, but sometimes the other two join in for mandatory nap pile time and in this case Graves sleeps between the eels curled up like a cat and connon is allowed to straight up sprawl over all of them but ONLY if she takes a fucking shower first

Talas weaponizes his stupidly good hearing to basically eavesdrop (unintentionally most of the time) on the others and figuring out if they need/want anything and then he'll just. Show up with said thing one day and hand it over without saying a single word about it

Graves and Hades literally nerd out about weapons like. Anytime they are within each other's vicinity and especially when Hades is working on things in the forge theyll both be spewing all these technicalities and terminology and its incomprehensible to anyone else listening in. By contrast, Connon is really good at machinery instead (she's been handling her own ships engine for a long time and routinely checks on it, which is why she's constantly covered in Grease. Its from the engine) and she helps out with some of the more engineering related tasks

Connon is also the oldest of them all, and Graves is the youngest one by a significant margin

[wildestflowrs]

🗡️Ronancetober Day 10: Dungeons & Dragons🎲

Roll for Charisma

Anastasia wakes early before it was her turn to keep watch. She doesn’t intend to, but she knows well that once she’s up she can’t go back to sleep for a while. She rubs her eyes and slips out of her bedroll, careful not to wake her sleeping friends. She takes a seat on a log beside Robin Songbird, a somewhat disoriented bard who was a long time friend of her barbarian companion, Steven Hairinghorn. The campfire in front of them crackles and pops, a pleasant noise in the otherwise silent night.

Anastasia taps the bard’s shoulder, and Robin jumps, seemingly dozing off on her shift.

“Ah, Anastasia, I didn’t hear you sit down,” Robin fumbles, and Anastasia laughs quietly. They share a soft look and she feels Robin’s hand slip into hers.

“My shift isn’t for another hour or so,” Anastasia shifts slightly closer, “and I must say you look startlingly beautiful in the firelight, Songbird,”

The bard’s gaze meets hers and she takes in her soft features, leaning in closer to the other girl-

“Roll for charisma, Nance,”

The kids groan as Nancy picks up the die, sending a smug grin towards a pink-faced Robin.

“When we said you guys should play with us, we didn’t mean it so you could flirt the entire campaign,” Mike grumbles, staring daggers at Nancy from across the table.

���Oh, can it, Mike, Eddie and Steve have been flirting this whole time too,” Max defends them, rolling her eyes at a ruffled Mike, “and let’s not even get started on you and-“

“Alright, whatever, stupid Nancy can flirt with her stupid girlfriend,”

Nancy resists the temptation to cast ray of sickness on Mike’s character as she cups the die in her hand, shakes and releases it. It rolls a little across the table, before coming to a halt. Nancy has to stand up and lean over the table to get a good look at it, but Dustin beats her to it.

“No way, she got a fucking nat twenty on that!” The kid exclaims, and Steve gives him a little nudge, hissing ‘language!’ under his breath.

Nancy smirks across at her girlfriend, who goes an even deeper shade of red and reciprocates giving her a sheepish grin.

“Alright, Wheeler, didn’t expect you to get so into this,” Eddie teases from behind his screen, before clearing his throat and returning to him dungeon master voice.

A couple of the kids make gagging noises as Eddie describes Nancy and Robin’s characters kissing by firelight, Nancy just revelling in Robin’s flustered state all the while.

A few hours later, the session comes to a close. The kids chatter excitedly about the brutal battle they’d been put through just at the end of the session; that they’d somehow scraped by and survived. As everyone else trails up the stairs of the Wheeler’s basement to go home, Nancy holds back Robin, intertwining both of their hands and facing her girlfriend.

“How’re you feeling, Robin Songbird?” Nancy pecks a kiss to Robin’s nose and the girl giggles, ears turning pink.

“I’m flattered by your advances, Anastasia the Fearless,” Robin smiles, before letting out a sighting laugh, “agh, look what Eddie’s done to us, getting us into his nerdy stuff,”

“Hey, did you know I was secretly a nerd when I was little?” Nancy laughs at Robin’s shocked expression.

“Rob! Get your ass up here, Dustin’s gotta be back for his curfew and I’m tempted to leave you hereee,” Steve calls down the stairs. Robin rolls her eyes, giving Nancy a quick kiss on the lips.

“You are totally telling me all about your nerdy past later,” Robin shrugs on her jacket, “Until we meet again, fair maiden,” she waves dramatically as she goes up the stairs, blowing a kiss that Nancy pretends to catch in her hands.

[kim-poce]

6. Witches Are Meant To Burn: Break

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“They found another one,” Hector said as soon as he entered the tent. He laid one of the papers we were using to copy the library contents on relatively even rock we were using as a center table. “That’s eight completely unknown languages now.”

We expected it, at least on some level. That’s Fog Age for you. You think you know what you are seeing until you look again and find yourself wrong. It’s a tricky time period; centuries and centuries of nothing, each new information teaches us less, and our theories only work until some new thing proves it wrong.

One of the things that we know for sure that happened was that languages died, these which Hector mentioned for exemple, we really expected it, the Hands of Fate cave also had a couple of sentences in unknown languages. I can’t stress enough how little we know about this time period. I wonder if the witches were well known back then, whatever they are. I wonder if everyone back then could tell me what it means. My colleagues seem to think I’m too focused on this one word instead of the several ‘cooler’ stuff I could be studying. Yes, cultures were erased, and it was almost everywhere in the world. Even Portia, this small country formed mostly by several indigenous tribes that were back then (as far as we know) isolated from whatever in the hell was happening in the world has no data about the period known as Fog Age. Yes, just in the last couple of weeks we found eight new languages with several unknown words that will be amazing to work on.

What they don’t seem to understand is that my obsession isn’t just because witches are unknown, but even without the burning feeling they cause there is something pretty about this word; it survived.

It is used daily, even if no one knows what this means, it isn’t a dead language, it survived the Fog Age, it went through. Witches burnt, maybe, but they didn’t die, not completely. Tell me if that’s not interesting. Maybe it isn’t and I’m just an obsessed nerd, but, well, we all are here.

Still, the Podium (agh!) Library was way over any expectation we had, our ‘at some level’ feel too short of the real thing. I would live here if I could.

“The alphabet?” I asked, glancing down at the paper. It was a copied sample of the words, I couldn’t, obviously, make sense of any of them.

“Yes,” Hector nodded, knowing what I wanted to ask. “Mostly straight lines, I can’t be sure yet but it was most probably used in a place where they carved words instead of painting them.”

“And about the alphabet we do know?”

“No changes. The same three, four if you count the entrance sentence.”

I nodded. The three languages he spoke of were not from here, they were old versions of three different languages in three different continents, away from here. Four continents if you count the Kiona dialect in the entrance. This place doesn’t fit in any historical setting it was supposed to. I can’t even begin to list how this doesn’t fit in anything at all.

I folded the paper and put it inside my notebook. “Pack you things, we are going back to Jitarin. Ah ah wait–” I raised my hand as they were about to protest “–it’s a three day mandatory break. We are working twelve hours a day for almost two weeks straight, we need to clear our mind if we want it to keep working.”

“That’s funny coming from you,” Hector said before he could think about it. He cleaned his throat before speaking again. “I meant to say that I’m happy you are taking time off!”

“You are taking time off, all of you. I’ll interview some new faces, the workload is too much for the current group. I’ll also have to go with Maliane’s team to check the structure again as soon as I get back so we can see if it’s possible to increase the amount of academics per shift.”

“Why am I not surprised?” Tina sighed then her mouth broke into a smirk, “You got the short stick again, don’t you?”

“Ah shut up, I swear they are playing me on this.” I protested.

“Maybe you are just unlucky,” June said with a shrug. “Well, I think we need a couple days to look over some things in Jitarin’s archive and-”

“Rest-” I cut. “We are looking at letters we don’t recognize for far too long, there are shelves and shelves yet to be documented. We are barely three-quarter into the first step of this project. Forget looking things up, clear you mind so you can actually work later. If I find any of you still working on the project I’ll cut you off. Am I clear?”

The five of them murmured agreements.

“Also I, as a member of the council, talked with Jitarin’s principal, and she allowed that idea to pass.”

“So you can mail books from the academy archive from here now?” Sandra asked.

“Not now, just after the mandatory break. You can send your order along with the rest of the resource order. No need to pay, a limit of ten books per person and the deadline is three weeks. Officially.”

“And infinitely with a workaround!” June said.

“Now pack your things, the carriage will arrive soon and I want to sleep in the train, not in an inn.”

I was tired by the time I arrived at my house. Yes, I mean my house and not my room in Jitarin, it has been quite a while since I was home. I own a two-story house in the Haven district. It's a safe localization although many people don't like the lack of close-by stores. I’m not home enough to mind.

It is completely made with bricks, I have been in a burning wooden house and I’m not repeating that experience. The place is cute, I guess, the walls are between brown and beige, with the typical rose pattern drawn on it. My room is a lot more cluttered than the rest of the house, but I live alone so who cares? The only room that I make sure is always neat is the closet. I can’t go around wearing ugly and wrinkled clothes, that’s the one line I draw.

I was happy I was back. The climate here was so much cooler and I felt like I could really breathe now. And I was tired, I was truly tired, I didn’t even take off my overcoat before passing out on my bed.

In my dreams several words in unknown languages flew around, shining and filling piles and piles of paper. I woke up feeling like I had worked the whole night. Yeah… we truly needed a break, I would increase it to one week if Gione Petar, that bastard, wouldn’t steal my work by the time I went back.

The dream wasn’t all that bad though, I dreamed with witches, not the real ones, I would need to know what they were to dream with them, I dreamt about the warmth that comes from the words. Not from the ones I write down, nor the carving in the Hands of Fate cave. It was the warmth that I feel when I touch it in stories, it feels comfortable somehow. The dream was tiring but comfortable, I guess.

I had a few hours before the interview for the new students started, I thought about taking out the paper I put in my notebook and trying to read it. I didn’t do it, though. I was in a half-break, I needed to at least pretend I wasn’t a workaholic. Looking back, I should've tried to read that, maybe the workaholic me was right all along. Not that this matters now. It also didn’t matter then, taking a warm bath was so much more important.

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@kathea, @extemporary-username, @wolfeyedwitch, @blu-jay-2779, @rose-pinkie, @latenightcupsofcoffee

[autumnbrambleagain]

Yhelm p2 - readmore for full

"Corbis, you wanted--oh and you're jerking it."

"You're a degree late. I got bored."

"Had to go around a birmad market. I'm here now, you can put it away."

"No, this is happening now. I've already started. If you want to hurry it along, you could take off your shirt?"

"Argent witness me."

"Give us a look at those cute shoulders of yours. That big fluffy chest."

"So you said Belham had something he needed done? Something other than your dick?"

"It isn't anything hot. If you want this to take LONGER we can talk work while I do this. Do you want it to take longer, Yhelm? Want time to admire the view?"

"Princess Flyhh, there's another Apat. Hey. Hey, there's another Apat for you to eat."

"Don't act like you're not into this, college girl."

"Pfft, okay, you have a very specific idea of what happens in an academagery."

"I'm not talking about the, the Cazirizahd, I'm talking about you. C'mon you're f,fucking a phanteasel, I know you're into the weird shit."

"Oooh, we're being racist, too, huh? What kinda things do you even daydream about me, dude. You know fuckpiles are just a myth."

"Yeah you're--hh--t,telling me you wouldn't--ff--fuck you wouldn't like being just--su-surrounded…"

"Yeah c'mon get it out of your system."

"By… heheh… why, y, you really want me to believe you're chaste and innocent?"

"Wait what the fuck."

"What?"

"Why didn't--are you EDGING? motherFUCK are you edging? You're not allowed to edge!"

"I'm a lifetime gangster, Yhelm. I've come to appreciate the finer things in life. Wine, cigars, an orgasm you take hours to build towards…"

"Oh we are not standing around for hours while you play with your little Apat."

"It might go faster if you gave me a little inspiration… it's so hot today, how are you even wearing that much clothing?"

"Oh fuck this hold on."

Yhelm reached across her Love connection and pinged Maddie. ♥Hey, Maddie.♥

♥S'up, Yuh?♥

♥Corbis called me over for Guild stuff but he won't talk until he finishes jerking it.♥

♥Haha what. Like, what?♥

♥Borrow my eyes for a second.♥

♥Hah! Haha. Oh wow that's, that's Corbis. Is he drunk?♥

♥The fuck knows. My plan is to just reach over there and aggressively jerk him to finish so he tells me what I'm here for. Cool?♥

♥Isn't that giving him what he wants?♥

♥Ohoho no no he's not going to enjoy this orgasm at all.♥

♥Oh no okay I'm gonna watch this.♥

♥Kay.♥

"What's up Yhelm? Talking to your fuckweasel?"

"Yeah so I'm just gonna--"

"Hey--HEY--"

"Yeah gimme that, okay, here you go--"

"Ouch fuck you're tugging get off let go hey HEY HOW ARE YOU THIS STRONG"

"I'm an adversary, buppo, my muscles count for more."

"You're a nerd how--aa--fuck stop--wait--ohshitohshit--Yhelm wait imgonnacum--"

"C'mon I wanna get to work."

"Ah--ohfuck--a----a!"

"There we go, there we go. Get it allllllll out. Get it alllllllll over your shirt."

"---fuck---"

"Ugh, some on my paw. Here."

"Ah--not on my face--agh, why!?"

"Oh c'mon like you don't wanna do this to me. If you can't take it don't dish it out. That's common sense. So. You're all good and milked. What did you want?"

"… fuck it's all over. Ah. You slut bitch."

"Business."

"Guh. Helmity."

"Oh is that cheeky fucker being a buzz again? Does he need a talking to?"

"If you'd be so kind."

"Well I won't be kind but I'll go do something about it. You have fun with round two."

"I think you broke it. There won't ever be another round, ever."

"That so?"

"Mm."

"Not even with some inspiration? What if my skirt were to just… rise just a little bit more… oops, look at that."

"Apat."

"Pfft. Thought so. Have fun with round two, nerd."

[shinichiro-scigarette]

Happy Birthday, Y/N

Synopsis: Y/N and Keisuke eats lunch at the school rooftop and invites you to his house after classes so you guys could hang out and eat peyoung together.

Story contains: Slow Paced Story, Wholesomely lovey-dovey bonding, kissing, hickeys, mentions of sex, and fingering. This will be female Y/N and in third person POV (for most of the time, I'll put careful indications).

Author's Note: it's my first time writing like this so please bear with me >\\\<, what inspired me to write was the image uploaded here, I wondered how would Baji be if He had a girlfriend, after all the wild smut I've read, I thought if writing some adorably wholesome bonding moments with my favorite guy, Keisuke while having intimate moments with him, I'll only be writing mild (maybe? Idk) sex scenes since the whole focus should be wholesome moments with Baji.

PART 2 COMING SOON IF PEOPLE ACTUALLY READ THIS

Chapter 1

I missed you

It's been so long since you and Keisuke or Kei (which you prefer calling him with) had hung out with each other since he was busy with other things in his life, you always understood him since toman is so precious to him, it's been actually just 2 weeks but you guys used to go out at least 3-5 times a week, it just made you lonely although you guys eat lunch together at the rooftop, just the two of you.

While you were busy thinking of Kei and the upcoming exams next week, you didn't notice that it was already 5 mins after the bell rang for lunch time, Keisuke has been waiting outside the door for you in his usual neat school get up.

You get startled as you feel a light pat on your head, you slowly turn your head and you are greeted with a smiling nerd

Baji: "y/n, is someone bothering you? Want me to beat them up" he says in a sarcastic manner with a grin on his face then chuckles as he clenches his fits

Y/N: You look at him as you pause for a sec and burst in to laughter "Now, didn't we already talk about that?" You wipe your laughter tears away "Can go to the usual spot now?, I bet you're starving, cuz heck yeah I am!" All of a sudden, you were a radiating light to Baji, you jumped out of you seat and you kiss his cheek, He smiles softly and pats your head.

Baji: "you're really f*cking adorable when you do that, y/n, that's my girl" he slides his free hand to your's as your hands intertwined, he was carrying something on his other hand, it was mostlikely food. "I love you. Now let's get outta here!"

You grabbed your lunch box tightly because you already know what's going to happen, while he was holding your hand, you guys sprinted out of the classroom like kindergartens on a playdate as you guys laughed, you always both get the student president on his nerves as you guys ran to the hallways, but at this point, he grew tired of telling you guys what to do, but he'd always grins his teeth in anger as he sees you guys

You finally reached the rooftop, you guys were mildly sweating, but you guys didn't seem to mind.

you pull out a towel from your pocket.

Y/N: "Kei, look over here" you say as you were both catch your breaths, he slowly turns to you "always so naughty, you get us into trouble!!" You say with a strict voice as you grabs his chin, you start wiping the sweat from his forehead while he looks at you with a pout. "But I love getting into trouble with you" you kiss his forehead, even though he was sweaty, he still smells nice.

Baji: while his eyes closed, his pout transitions to a chuckle, he then straitens his back "y/n" he takes off his glasses and puts it in a case inside the bag he was carrying as he unties his hair and loosen his necktie, your heart would race everytime you see him like this, it was always like when you guys make out at his house.

your thighs would tighten, you were turned on by the way he looked right now.he looks at you and notices your reaction, he'd always tease you like that because he damn knew you liked, no, you LOVED that whenever he does that, your face, your eyes, your lips says it all, it reminds you of the times he fucks you.

Baji: "oh-, silly girl, we're not doing that here" he chuckles as he corners you to the wall "you're so caring and loving, it turns me on" he says in a seductive voice, your back bumps softly on the wall as it meets you, he places his left hand on the wall and his other to your chin "I missed it, I missed you, y/n" you look at him in silence, as you notice the empty sadness behind his facade

You lean forward holding his face with both of your hands as you kiss his lips softly, he reciprocates as both of your eyes closed and passionately kissed eachother.

After that, you guys smiled and ate your lunch, he pulled out the thing inside the hand bag he was carrying, you were curious from since earlier since he doesn't usually carry anything except his lunch, he looks away for a second while blushing.

Baji: "Uh... I don't usually do these kind of stuff but uhm.." he shyly rubs his head still looking away, his face was turning red.

Y/N: you would chuckle as you find his behavior quite adorable, he rarely acts like that, I could only remember him acting like that was when he was confessing/courting me, our first kiss, and our first time having sex. "You look fucking adorable when you're like that" you tease him as you boops his nose.

Baji: "shut it!!!!" He grits his teeth and regains his composure "I made you something." he passes you a small container as he turns aways completely leaning his head against the wall.

Y/N: "Ke-Keisuke!"

you blush and investigated it, it was a black rectangular tub made out of plastic, it was meant to store food, you were a bit curious of whatever it was so you'd open it

Baji: "so what do you think?" He still wasn't facing you but he'd peak so he could see your reaction, he was acting cool and tough.

Y/N: "AAAAH!! KEIII! Are you serious?!" Baji would look at you, he got startled by your reaction, [shit, was it that bad?!] He'd look at you with a concerned look with his fangs showing.

your eyes would glisten as you were met by your favorite food, you would giggle though, since it was obviously homemade, you'd assume that your boyfriend made it for you since the icing and the written words were all wonky but you found it adorable anyways.

You would take a quick taste with the spoon that was placed on top of the lid.

You were amazed by how delicious he made it since it was the first time that he gave you food that he made, expect for peyoung, of course. you weren't really expecting anything like this.

You were indulging it as he watches you eat it , the white cream from the cake each time you lick it would turn him on, he was getting hard already, of course, knowing your boyfriend, you'd know how he would feel about this or how he'd react, but he respected you to do any sudden movements while you were doing something, except for exceptional times.

Y/N: you'd look at him, you'd see him wanting you on him right now, you'd take another bite but you wouldn't swallow it just yet— not until- "mhhh hmmm" you'd stand up, you'd go to his front, and he raise his brows.

You went crawling to his legs and sat on it.

Baji: "agh, my girl's doing hot girl shit. You do know how to turn a man like me on" he grins in a naughty manner while you guys make eye contact and not breaking it, you'd slowly sat on his lap while you loosely place your hands on his shoulder as you made naughty faces.

You'd feel his hard bulging cock clothed , on your cunt that is covered by your underwear. You'd lean in for a kiss, he'd reciprocate. You both were comfortable of doing stuff like that.

You both shared the cake that was on your mouth, as disgusting as it sounds, keisuke was in to that shit. He'd grab your waste and the other on your boob, you'd make moaning quiet noises as he chuckles while both of you were passionately kissing with cake, you felt so aroused that you didn't notice that your cunt was fucking wet already, it would leave a mark on his pants, it would look like he pissed on himself, yet, he didn't care, he'd just take of his coat and wrap it around his waist.

Your alarm would ring (10 mins before the bell)

You two break from kissing, you guys were fucking messy, with hints of the carrot cake on the side of your mouths but he loved the look on your face right now. He snickers and grabs your neck pulling you towards him.

Baji: "Mine" he'd whisper to your ear, it would leave goosebumps all over you, you loved hearing those possessive words, he would never cheat on you but you love getting verbal and physical reassurance.

He'd slightly loosens a button on your uniform and opens it slightly, he would dig in to your breast and sucks it slightly hard as he leaves a mark in between your breasts, arching your back towards him as your chest collides to his face even harder, you'd make cute noises.

Baji grabbed both of your breast and slowly slides to button your uniform again and tidies it leaving a soft kiss as he murmurs "mine" repeatedly

Y/N: "keisuke." You'd leave a small moan as you look at him hugging you with his eyes closed

Baji: "Happy Birthday, Y/N, I want you to come with me later, I missed you so much." You'd level with him as he looks at you, he gives you a forehead kiss "meet me later okay? Outside, after classes."

You'd find this entertaining and attractive, you'd just want more of him, but what holds you guys back was you were within school premises, and you didn't like the idea of fucking anywhere near the school.

Y/N: you'd only blush, giving him a nod "I love you, Kei."

Baji: He caresses you "I love you more, Y/N, we only have 5 mins left, don't want them losing their shit after they catch us like this" he chuckles.

You both tidied yourself up and went back while holding hands.

You guys wave good bye as you went back to your own classrooms.

[fullmusicbardsquared]

tell me about the cool robot

yay data time yay!!

okay so um in star trek world as opposed to star wars world, robots aren't really a common thing there's just like. probes and computers and stuff. which is why Data aka the specialest little boy in the universe is such a big deal :]. so there was this old robotist guy named Soong who dedicated his entire life to creating a sentient android. he fucked up with his first creation, Data's brother Lore, because even though Lore had emotions he decided he was better than humans and had a meaniehead moment. so Lore got deactivated. THEN Soong made Data, but because he was an old human guy, he died and left Data all alone on an empty space station.. eventually some Starfleet guys found him and were like "woah what is this guy and why can he talk" and Data was like ":0 Starfleet seems incredibly interesting and a chance to learn about Humanity!" so he joins Starfleet and becomes a lieutenant and gets assigned to the Enterprise, that's the big boy ship :]

Data is explicitly compared to Pinocchio in the first episode which should tell you some things.. he wants very very badly to be human and to experience all the emotions and connections that they do even though there are episodes that. show he has feelings. but whatever. i wouldn't say he is naive or anything, he just doesn't always immediately get what other characters are joking about? he's probably one of the og "accidentally made the robot nd" characters. he's very curious and inquisitive about a lot of human stuff which occasionally results in shenanigans <3 especially if Geordi (his best friend) is involved because. Geordi feels similarly isolated from normal society. agh. also they like to go to the holodeck which is like a magical self insert thing and act out sherlock holmes books because they are NERDS!!!

^ them LARPing

unfortunately the star trek writers are dumb which means that a) they keep reusing the same plot for most Data episodes b) they keep trying to hook him up with girls.

the plot they end up doing is "someone arrives and thinks Data isn't dEsErViNg Of RiGhTs" and then he has to suffer through them dehumanizing him for half the episode. this was especially bad in season 2 where there was a doctor named Pulaski who pronounced his name wrong even after he corrected her and repeatedly says he's no better than a calculator. i hate that lady. the only good episode that uses this plot is "the most toys" because a) the person doing this kidnapped him and is overall a huge **** b) Data tries to kill him at the end of it and then lies about doing so <3

some other good Data episodes besides that and the holodeck one are the one where Lore gets found and starts roleplaying Cain and Abel with Data, who is confused and sad & the one where Data creates a child named Lal, who was adorable and precious and she did not deserve to die >:(

when it comes to other members of the crew who aren't Geordi his relationship to them hasn't been very explored? but i see him as chums with Worf. ok i can't think of anything else i just love him so much. here's more data images.

(guy in yellow robes is Lore)