#i knew it was fucking neil

[whatrturtles]

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

love wins

625 notes - Posted April 2, 2022

#4

AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK! odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws! FANGS AGEN RAVEN! oh yeah, BTW I don’t own dis or da lyrics 4 Good Chralotte.

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On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn’t put on foundation because I was pale anyway. I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert.

I went outside. Draco was waiting there in front of his flying car. He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!).

“Hi Draco!” I said in a depressed voice.

“Hi Ebony.” he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte.

“You come in cold, you're covered in blood They're all so happy you've arrived The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom She sets you free into this life.” sang Joel (I don’t own da lyrics 2 dat song).

“Joel is so fucking hot.” I said to Draco, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.

Suddenly Draco looked sad.

“What’s wrong?” I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.

“Hey, it’s ok I don’t like him better than YOU!” I said.

“Really?” asked Draco sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.

“Really.” I said. “Besides I don’t even know Joel and he’s going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch.” I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face.

The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Draco. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Benji and Joel for their autographs and photos with them. We got GC concert tees. Draco and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Draco didn’t go back into Hogwarts, instead he drove the car into……………………… the Forbidden Forest! 

Chapter 4.

AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony’s name is ENOBY nut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!

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“DRACO!” I shouted. “What the fuck do you think you are doing?”

Draco didn’t answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.

“What the fucking hell?” I asked angrily.

“Ebony?” he asked.

“What?” I snapped.

Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.

And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”

It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!  

763 notes - Posted April 22, 2022

#3

IM LOSING IT

867 notes - Posted January 29, 2022

#2

canary

1,091 notes - Posted February 5, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

happy neil banging out the tunes

45,193 notes - Posted April 12, 2022

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[crazy-fangirl2524]

My biggest flex will always be how I knew Neil was the more feral and dangerous one than Andrew this whole time even before tsc and seeing the entire fandom freaked out makes me want to kiss and hug Nora and just thank her for finally finally showing everyone and I’m not just crazy

[wedielikemen]

My Roman Empire is ppl blaming Kevin for calling out in French while Riko was breaking him.

- I don’t think Kevin spoke French and dammed Jean on purpose *or even consciously did it* Riko had hurt Kevin countless times before, Riko’s reaction hints this is the only time he ever broke to that point.

Have you ever had your hand split open ? The pain??? Knowing that another hit is coming?? That pain would make you say/do anything before your brain catches up with you.

Pain, and the anticipation of pain is why torture is so effective. Because it’s terribly hard to think through. give Kevin a break- mans was not in his right mind bb

[thespineoftherighteous]

akdhsjsj no Neil is actually so annoying. whenever the monsters want to do anything fun (ex dressing up for Halloween or. idk. actually clubbing while at a club) he's just stood there shaking his head in disapproval thinking shit like "i cannot believe they are voluntarily choosing to engage in such ridiculous antics". or like Dan texts him without using proper grammar and he thinks it's the most Preposterous™ thing ever. kid needs to unclench his fucking jaw he's everything to me

[kazoo-the-demjin]

Kind of feel bad for people who head into the books after having already engaged- even passively- with the aftg fandom. like there are so many things that are meant to surprise you. the 'oh's. The looking at everything with neil's pov and only after completing the series realizing what a fucking idiot he was at times. The kisses. Those reveals. The thunderclap of "Doesn't mean I wouldn't-***". Somehow, those guys already know all this. They know at the end there's gonna be a pairing, and that kinda takes away the beauty and surprise of it. They know about a game, the deaths, the characters. It's kinda sad they're never gonna enjoy it the way we did

[neilsracquet]

nora pretending she didn’t always know that andrew and neil were going to happen when this scene literally exists

[seapiglet]

The only way I would've accepted seeing pre-fall Crowley and Aziraphale together is if they were like in the Heaven cafeteria, Crowley complaining to a celestial dinnerlady that the lunch options all look bad ("the food hadn't been that good lately"), while Aziraphale walks by in the other direction, needlessly worrying about something. Neither notices the other. They were this close and yet!

Perhaps Aziraphale and another angel are even discussing some rumour about angels starting to ask questions of The Almighty and expresses concern.

Keep in the "how much trouble can I get into for asking a few questions?" or whatever from Crowley but have it be with the disgruntled dinnerlady or one of Lucifer's crew he was presumably hanging out with. Show one of these soon-to-be-cast-out angels casually mentioning to him that they're thinking of bringing up a few of their concerns to "the boss" and would he be interested? It's worth a shot after all. What harm could it to?

Just anything to make it less fucking needlessly dramatic and serious.

[totally-not-kawaii]

im filled with so many emotions and feelings at the same time rn after that first episode of s2, but i just wanna say: thank u to whoever suggested keeping hunter d-90 around, i love this for neil ellice so much

[birb--birb]

Bg3 really goes "I see you're finishing Astarions story quest. Why don't we turn the trauma up" and then turns it to 11. And then even further past it. And then just breaks the fucking nob off and says enjoy : )

[deklo]

controversial but i love the scene where andrew “almost kills” allison

[dayurno]

[amphata]

There, I KNEW IT

This bitch would never just happen to pop by in Paris in the middle of a fucking revolution dressed like the queen herself like a complete bell end ahhh you sly old fox

[73647e]

neil is a completely fascinating character to me, and so much of that is because of his death. it's indisputable that he killed himself because he knew that the only control he had over his life was his death, and he couldn't stand to live without the autonomy that he knew was his right. i know the logic, and it's so easy to deduce. my qualm is, did he think of todd? and if he did, what was he thinking? did he even think of him at all? did he hope and pray before pulling the trigger that neither he nor todd would wake up after that night, and did he feel guilty for wanting to rip todd away from the life he had? the life that todd had because of neil?

the one right thing that mr. nolan ever said was that neil's death was a tragedy. it's a tragedy to the future of what neil could have been, and what he could've had, surrounded by people that love him.

[rekikiri]

aaron minyard is ace because i said so and you cannot change my mind. you can pry this headcanon out of my cold dead hands 

[yo9urt]

local man completely obliterated by strength of narrative and character writing in 2023 game of the year

[puppybong]

i think about andrew minyard. i die. i resurrect. i think about andrew minyard. i die. i resurrect. i think abou

so mad nora isn’t a good writer cause so much of andrew’s life & relationships could be expanded on (especially with cass & aaron) and don’t even get me started on his thing with kevin oh my fucking god. ohh my god. the thing with drake and proust and his meds and the library scene and his role as a goalie and his thing with neil and and and and and