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cuephrase · 7 months

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reading this page:

and immediately thinking about this:

and legit having to pause briefly because !!!!!

only to slide to the next page and get hit with THIS:

omg i’m unwell. i’m UNWELL. and bruce is just like “i’m leaving” EXCUSE ME. OH. OH.

i was not prepared for this. i’m having the time of my life rn. everything hurts.

#i laugh when i’m stressed so #my cat is concerned #i’m going to be thinking about this arc forever aren’t i #dick and bruce angst: 1 me: 0 #honestly it’s def more than 1 i’ve just lost count #dick grayson #bruce wayne #nightwing #batman #batman 600 #dc comics #cue first read reactions #cue on comics

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sparklyseblos · 4 months

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had my media mock exam today and my teacher gave us the bridgerton season 3 poster to analyse for the unseen question i was THRILLED

#i was so stressed for this question but i was able to start writing straight away bc i live laugh love bridgerton #if ur interested in what i analysed u can send me an ask #i’m a nerd when it comes to media so i didn’t really want to say it in this post lol #bridgerton

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cha0ticlesbian · 1 month

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So… I finished Baldurs Gate 🥲

#it was a rollercoaster #I have never been more stressed when I was fighting the elder brain #I was screaming and crying and shaking fr #but I did it!#AND THE REUNION PARTY WAS SO SWEET #I’m genuinely happy with everyone’s endings too :)#Wyll and Karlach got to go be badass in avernus #Gale is a teacher now!#my bestie Gale #Astarian is happy in the shadows #and ofc me and shadowheart are living our best lesbian lives #AND WITHERS!!!#I cried I laughed #I will be playing again #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate #shadowheart #shadowheart x tav

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drivemysoul · 3 months

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sorry just. jesus christ.

#taylor.txt #me: you’re on my case about me needing to communicate with you and i do my best to do that so i need you to communicate with me too #her: i don’t like talking about it when im upset #me: okay but we need to talk about it because i need to know what happened and how i can help and support you if i can #her: but if i talk about it i stop being aloof and mysterious. you can figure it out #????????? no i can’t that’s why i need to talk about it with you #like oh my god. god forbid i say something too deadpan and accidentally convince her im mad at her and then have to spend days soothing her #when like. in reality i’m just tired and feeling sick and focusing on not passing out #but she often laughs about the fact she probably has bipolar or bpd or some kind of personality disorder that she doesn’t want to get #doesn’t want to get diagnosed with.* because she thinks that it makes her more mysterious and quirky #you are not ramona. you are not quirky and cool and stoic. you are stressing me out and demanding i communicate with a brick wall #like idk i do my best to be open and communicate!! doing my best to not run at the first sign of trouble!!#but it just frustrates me that she’s always demanding that i do more of that when she won’t communicate and gets upset for me asking her to

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bibleofficial · 3 months

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i dream of being able to go get a couples massage but instead of w the love of my life it’s w my colon & she finally gets what the FUCK has been WRONG w her WORKED out 😭🙄

#stream #GET A GRIP #I HATE BEING ALIVE #i need to make a new tag where it’s literally just posts of my pussy causing my suffering #shitter nation #that’s it #that’s the one #swag #i say swag so innocuously that my chinese flatmate will just say it too & it makes me laugh like u know when someone has like an affirmation #& start saying it it’s that except i feel bad kind of bc the way i use it is literally butchering the word #me sitting on the bus & it stops: swag #it’s just so fucking funny ALSKLAKSLAKSLAKSLAKALAKSLA like I CANT HELP IT IM CONSTANTLY SAYING IT MY BROTHER GOT ME STARTED DOING IT LIKE #THIS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#anyway #my family got hit by the hurricane yesterday & thank fucking GOD that PINE FELL IN THE OPPOSITE DIECTION bc YALL #literally it would’ve taken out the bedrooms #like the whole root system has TIPPED #but do we know why ? YES WE FUCKING DO & ITS BC FATHER KEPT CUTTING DOWN ALL THE BRANCHES bc ‘it’ll damage the roof!’ which i mean in this #case … FAIR …. BUT ALSO IN THIS CASE IT WAS SOOO TOP HEAVY #i mean like they always made ME afraid bc u can see them sway but i just thought ‘like a sailboat u need a mountain of a wave to tip’ &#hurricanes ? are the mountain … BUT SHE LASTED DURING ALL THE OTHERS #LITERALLY ALL OF THE OTHERS like this tree is older than the house & the house is OLD [FOR AMERICA] it was built in the late 70s/early 80s #like she took HARVEY & IKE FINE #which i was there during but i worry abt them bc of the lack of cell service wifi & power but i know its over so its just clean up now #sucks to be my brother bc my father sent pics of him w an axe having to cut the tipped tree from the road lmfao #wait why is he using an axe we literally have a chainsaw #probably bc the tree’s wet & it’ll fuck up the chain & it has to be out of the road bc that’s where it landed btw lmfao it was house or road #& it’s in the road thank FUCK - NO DAMAGE TO ANY CARS literally we were sooooooo LUCKY #ANYWAY i’m only on a few hours of sleep & tired & my knee kills bc it actually got damaged during the omar assault so ive a new knee brace #swag … :( im just so tired. i’m so over constantly feeling like im being watched 24/7 it has genueinly put so much stress on me

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fingertipsmp3 · 1 year

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My dream last night gave me the weirdest epiphany. Apparently, “people treat regional accents like they’re a party trick”

#in the dream i was in a writing seminar which was specifically how to write better fanfiction lol #and the person leading the seminar asked me about the original characters i was going to use #so i was like ‘here’s dash; he’s a shifter/werewolf; he’s from lancashire and has a strong lancastrian accent’#(can’t stress enough that dash spawned in my dream. i do not have a character by this description but in the dream he had a faceclaim etc)#some girl the other side of the room started scream-laughing at this #and the instructor said something like ‘i’m not sure why the concept of a werewolf with a lancastrian accent is funny to people’#and i without missing a beat said ‘oh it’s because people treat regional accents like party tricks. they think they’re hilarious.#when really everyone has an accent’#the girl who’d laughed stared daggers at me throughout the rest of the class #the more i think about it the more true it is though?#like whenever i’m around southerners they ask me to say ‘ey up’#and people get visibly disappointed when my accent isn’t that strong. but the exact same people make fun of me if i lapse into full-on #‘naaah then; y’awriiight?’ and ‘is that okay fer yoo?’ or even ‘am on’t’ train #if you’re from yorkshire you never say you’re on the anything. you say ont #it’s a party trick!! i’ve cracked the code #personal

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cetoddle-archive · 1 year

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therapy was interesting she kinda just out of nowhere asks if i like writing and i was hesitantly like….yes……and she got all excited she was like you should really pursue that. i think that’d be great for you. and i was like thank you but why are you saying this. i don’t remember exactly what she said cause i think i blacked out a little but basically said im very well spoken and deliberate with my word choice and she said she’d have been very surprised if i said i don’t write at all

#im trying to remember what exactly she was saying but my brain kind of short circuited #i was like oooo im being praised i think this is great -w- and barely processed what she was saying #i told her a little bit about all the work i’ve already done on some of my projects and she seemed genuinely impressed ..#but maybe she was just being nice..but then she yells at me when i say things like that #so i guess i’m going to choose to believe she was being genuine because she’d yell at me for thinking otherwise #she’s really encouraging me to continue writing and i’m stressed ;-;#she asked why i don’t consider pursuing it more seriously someday and i was like well #i just don’t think it’s realistic #she asked why and i kinda just.#well laurie i don’t actually know i just feel it in my bones i suppose #she went >:(#i told her a little bit about the kind of stuff i like to write and she got all sad cause i enjoy writing horror stuff #she’s like aw :( i’ll never be able to read any of your stuff i get scared so easily :(#that made me actually laugh for real #maybe this comes as a surprise to some of u i talk abt it sometimes but i do actually write short stories a lot #i just have literally never shared them with another living soul cause i’m fairly certain they’re SHIT. but i do it #i stay silly !!!!#sigh…#id like to have told her more about my bigger projects but whenever ppl do try and ask abt it #i just freeze up like oh it’s silly..it’s just something i do as a hobby irs nothing serious don’t mind me…#😖#i like writing but i don’t like talking about my writing #anywaysss #snow.txt

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gemstarstarlight · 1 year

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I’m so glad I’m moving in with one of my best friends on Monday and not my parents.

I’m so glad I’m doing life with her and not my parents.

I’m so glad she heard me out today when I was anxiously panicking because I made a social error because I was so desperately trying to not be an inconvenience that I was inconvenient to my parents.

I’m so glad that when I feel my most selfish and stupid and when I wonder what is wrong with me she helps me feel normal again. Like I wasn’t being obtuse to the point of ridiculous, like my parents.

I’m so glad I’m living a life without shame for my mistakes, and it’s because of her and not my parents.

#thanks! it’s the trauma #current status #no longer panicking but very grateful for my roommate #she actually has social bones in her body #and we are anxious about completely different things so we can smooth things over when the other is stressed #she absolutely laughed my flub off when I felt so embarrassed #distracted my father with a glass of water and a quick tour #of the house #then sat beside me when he went outside and let me talk to process my feelings #told me I wasn’t completely up Schitt’s creek for thinking how I was and that it was understandable #then sat by me while I put things away and caught up with me #i don’t deserve her #but I’m very grateful #I finally have a safe place to live that isn’t by myself

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gaytobymeres · 1 year

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Managed to only get 1.5 hours sleep again 😚✌️

#live laugh love #I think it’s cos I’m stressed #which is funny because then I get more stressed when I can’t sleep because I know I’ll be tired #oh well #I’m up and out #I have a big ident tomorrow on plant families and I’ve just not had the time to revise them enough at all 😬#so that’s my afternoon/evening plan (if I’m not dead after work)

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sensitivegoblin · 1 year

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Vent

#i know I’m sensitive…like I fucking know I have about 10 reasons I can site why too #i dunno why he had to do that #i thought I swept all of the stuff he does that annoys the shit out of me under the rug #but I’m just so fucking mad I wanna bite his emotionless head off #one time he was like ‘oh I wonder how you’d survive in our natural animalistic state that’s devoid of emotion’#he’s so fucking stupid I wanna punch his head until it actually works #hes not even like abusive so I just look like a brat if I try to defend my feelings #but my sister does the same things kinda too #i dunno I’m just tired of everyone laughing at me and thinking I’m just a lazy fuck up who’s enjoying diwn time #i never actually get downtime cus I’m fighting sucide thoughts #i don’t wanna be an adult and deal with other adults I’m so overwhelmed #lmao this is why I need a mommy dom so I can be a kid forever and leave society behind #I’m not even suicidal rn i don’t think I’m just so fucking sad and scared and tired #I’m so sad I just wanna be a lil kid forever my heart can’t take all of this anymore #like I only get 400 a month and I gotta make that last for groceries and stuff and my sister + money = stress #when I’m with my dad I don’t have to stress about money we just figure it out #that sounds spoiled but trust me if you read my other vents you’d know that I’m not my old house/my dads house is utter shit #toilet/shower doesn’t work there that’s why I ended up at my sisters #but I feel like my mental health has taken a huge decline #being autistic around neruotypical people is painful #i need a hug but I’m not gonna get one #that’s another thing: my sister doesn’t really do hugs #yeah it was annoying that I had to be the one to initiate hugs with my dad but at least he did #my sister is just so weird #whatever she’s vaild yadda yadda it fucking hurts not getting hugged so I don’t really fucking care about her feelings #she barely ever cares for mine #i LOVE my sister #i cannot live with her

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mommalosthermind · 2 years

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Kids: for some reason earnestly discussing if wearing jeans backward is noticeable to the person wearing them

My partner: immediately reverses his jeans and ambles about the house to a chorus of giggles

Time passes

my partner: Goes outside.

The neighbor: waves. Gets a very confused face while the wave slowly dies out.

My partner, slinking back in, red faced: I forgot my pants were backwards, [Neighbor] saw my front butt. And my back dick. Help.

Anyway, the last shred of hope the neighbor had for anyone in this house being remotely sane just died a vicious death and I laughed so hard I turned purple and scared the shit out of my kids, but today we learned that my partner will apparently forget his pants are backwards in about five minutes

#momma talks #turns out you need air to laugh. about the time I stopped making noise is when the kids started to get worried #lmfao #my entire torso hurts oh my god #and then like half an hour later a friend turned up on the porch and scared my partner so back he sounded like #someone stepped on a cat so it’s not great for his dignity today #I’m dying #I love this man so much #the world is terrible and I’m stressed all the time #but I cackle often so that counts for something

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theres-whump-in-that-nebula · 22 days

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I watched a short for the third time and I always joke (to myself because it’s extremely disturbing and I do not recommend it to people in mixed company) that the MC is “my poor little Italian man” because he is absolutely miserable and his entire voiceover role is just “AAAAAAUUUGH AAAAIIIEE OH NOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH” [agonized wailing] and I never noticed it before but I actually caught him saying “mama mia!” at one point 💀💀💀💀

#Oh oh you poor thing you got the alien goop in your mouth and now a talking fly is escorting you to hell to kill Satan #And the visuals didn’t bother me much before but now they do because… I Know. I have the Knowledge #Extremely immersive and extremely accurate #You stop feeling like you’re watching it and feel like you’re experiencing it #which is why I don’t just go naming this creator but DM if you’re an adult and want the name of the short film #and only if you are prepared to see some fucked up shit #Like… uh… twenty-five dead doves worth of fucked up shit #I’m not joking nor am I exaggerating. You see what I write and you know that I repeatedly watch the chestburster scene to relax myself #when I’m stressed out #I laughed through Tusk (among other similar movies…)#So when I say something is disturbing; heed me. For your own sake. Please #I am not a lightweight

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lost-in-wond3rland · 2 months

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MHA manga has ended and I’m rewatching the show to be caught up caught up (cough cough and fill the void cough cough) and the hyper fixation his hyper fixating and I only feel a LITTLE bad about all the spam rebloggs I’ve been doing lol

#seven diaries #bnha #mha #it’s the first manga I’ve ever read all the way through okay?#I’m attatched to it!#I started reading the manga sometime during when the sports festival was airing #because I was stressed and needed to know how it was gonna go lol #and now I have laughed and cried and been through a world pandemic with these characters #and I just kind of love them?#also I could write an essay on why I loved the ending sm?#but that’s a conversation for another day lol #I can’t believe it’s over #but at least the show is still going rn so it’s not OVER over ya know?#n e ways

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spacebell · 3 months

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I’ve had a couple of funny interactions at work that make me feel lighter

#one was someone sending me a gif after I finished a task I had to do #it was unexpected and very sweet #the other one was just now in a thread of emails trying to resolve an issue #all of the three recipients have names starting with Ma #so the guy who answered our questions addressed us as “three people whose names all begin with Ma #it made me laugh among all the stress I was feeling #overall my experience so far has been lovely #even when things are urgent. people are understanding and nice #the least understanding person I have encountered so far is my manager (from where I’m actually hired from)#the people who I constantly work with are lovely #mariana.txt

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kavehater · 4 months

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Wow that was a very good session of haterism this is why I love this account 😻🤞✨

^^ also me cause I’d go right back to her wahoo

#I still hate her but <333 I feel a bit better #better enough to reply back to her but I’ll leave her be #oh one thing I forgot to mention is that she ALWAYS wants what’s mine #btw I don’t even have that much !!!! “I wish I could be stressed at all”#bitch I can’t stop shaking and nothing is sticking in my brain #“at least you could wake up early” BITCH. waking up early is hardly a flex when I wake up at fucking five am and study from day to night #STRAIGHT with NO BREAKS !!!!!#it’s hardly a good thing when I cannot comprehend a word #because I’m so stressed that I legitimately developed insomnia #you piece of shit I hope you get every bad thing that you’ve caused for me all the hassad the jealousy you disgusting human being and I wis #it multiplies a thousand fold for you #so that you don’t need to look down on me any longer like you look down on me AND dahlia #you’re so cruel #I wonder how any of your friends like you #and it’s pathetic that the only way anybody knows me is that I’m fatemas friend #I HATE YOU !!!! I don’t want to be tied to you for the rest of my life #why the fuck do you think I went insane after I found out the only reason Eris liked me was because I reminded her of someone else #THIS is why I feel like I’m a fucking nobody because I’m never ever myself I’m always someone else #how is that fair exactly huh #?!?!)!:$8392/@102@:&:9292/&/&29 #dora daily #such a jealous piece of trash she should’ve begged more to be my friend and I should’ve laughed at her face #these are not the only things she’s done #she was neutral and blamed me at times when a girl was bullying me and getting everyone to gang up on me #now she says it’s not my fault #after what hmmm ? after I went clinically insane ? after the panicking after loosing my family support after everyone hating me #when I say life is unfair I don’t mean generically #I mean quite literally life is more unfair to myself than most people #because I know it’s unfair but according to my analysis of others’ lives most cannot dream to compare to the shit this bitch put me through #for most of my developmental years

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look-at-the-stars-tonight · 5 months

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Hate listening to myself speak

#ahhhh #8 hours of this torture guys. I’m only an hour through #talked to someone who was there the day this was recorded and asked for feedback #and he said ‘well you get visibly (audibly) frustrated very quickly but we were like laughing about it’#and first of all #RUDE of u to laugh when I’m stressed #second of all MAYBE IF EVERYTHING HADNT GONE WRONG ID BE NICER #anyways listening to myself. and god sometimes I sound like such a bully #except I have the voice of a 12 year old girl so it’s more just #petulant #but the funny thing is people do listen??#I asked politely and my superior went mmm not really feeling it #and then I asked again not so politely except I didn’t even ask I just told him I was doing it and he went oh ok I understand #like he’s so calm and chill and I’m STAMPING MY FEET #sigh #didn’t realize I was capable of this much inflection #so glad we don’t have video!#update got to the part where I dropped all my papers FREAKED out and frantically tried to find the one number that was somewhere in them #and instead of saying that one number I said five #and my guy was like. um can I have one number please

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