my girlfriend came into my office and handed me this coffee and said “i tried to draw applejack for you”
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chat rate the new hoodie 🤗
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Me and my gf saw you from across the room and didn’t f#ck with your vibe…
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Kinda wanna call her a good girl and tell her how pretty she is while I have my fingers in her.
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god i hope i’m enough for her fuck
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me having getting done some of the dishes, switched over a thing of laundry, taken my meds, and gotten food that's not cereal: I'm so cool!! yippee!!
my brain: literally anyone else wouldn't have taken over two days time to get this done.
me: oh yeah :/
my girlfriend: if anyone was in the amount of pain you're in daily they'd go to the hospital dude
me: haha fucking losers I did my laundry
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if you don’t take selfies whenever your girlfriend falls asleep on you then whats the point
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