#i loved my boy

[smolphrog-littlebrain]

I wish to have some Garry stories pretty please

Ask and you shall receive!

The first time ever I let my man Garry out the basement was actually when I was joking with a friend about what our names would be as men. I was messing around and was thinking of super weird names such as ash (stands for ash of my dead grandfathers... it will be my drag king name and is another story)... and of course, my sweet son Garry and yes. From SpongeBob. and his sweet wife... patty, can anyone see where this is going? I first ever used him as a RP for this old game I played on my ipad (I honestly can't remember what it was called) but i wanted to try being anyone other then myself and who was more the opposite of me then a 28 year old man. I would talk all about "adult things" such as taking care of myself and my girlfriend and our pet dog! (I made a lot of lore for this man) and we lived happily in our 1 bath 2 room apartment, I would say how we were looking for a bigger place and how my gf and I where looking to settle down. I even talked to some people about how I was so nervous to propose to her, and they all wished me luck.. I never stayed in one place for too long and would move from site to site, but the best memory of him was this one time that I went into this discord server to find out about a game update I was looking forward to. And this creepy gentleman asked me for my age in the main chat, and I was Like umm no? And they got creepy and demanding i told him and saying how it's not that big of a deal and if I didn't say anything then he would just assume I was Like 12, and at the time being 14 I was like THIS BITCH. Cuz u know at that age it was an INSULT to be any younger, so I was like BRO. I am literally 24.. and a man. and this dude left me alone SO FAST.

I also joined a zelda group on Discord, and they had an 18+ room and I HAD TO SEE WHAT that was about, and so my boy GARRY to the rescue!!...Honestly, nothing fun happened in there it was literally just a place for the older folks to go to and get away from the "children" ( little did they know)

We also used him cuz my mom didn't want me playing on her Farmville anymore cuz I liked following random people and she hated that so we used my boy to make a fake Facebook and he was Like 68 and had NOTHING on there just Farmville and begging for weat<3

I was also kinda lucky that I was a Tomboy/ "liked dude things" so it was kinda somewhat easy to pretend to be a older man cuz I liked fishing and other things I thought I guy liked at 24 I also constantly changed his age

This is now the time I am 16 and feeling like a big girl so I do my OWN name! (sorta it's my Nickname and it's extremely popular name, so no one will find me), and I meet a great group of friends on an animal crossing server! I like them and they are super nice and it's a huge server but I have a couple of friends!! I then get invited to another on the side server from a friend, and I join!! I meet great people and we all click and I trust them cuz it's been a year and a half now that I have known them and the youngest of us all TELLS ME HER LIFE STORY AND HER AGE THEN WHERE SHE LIVES.... and I say hay umm wtf I could be a 34 year old man named Garry (my age changed everytime i talked about him lol) or something... and she looks be dead in the eyes..(not really) and says... you type like a child and you just made a poop joke.... ur like 12.... I DIED

And she is the whole reason I made my first post cuz she is WILD and so lucky I wasn't actually Garry from staples!<3

I hope this is to ue liking and if I remember more story's of him I will be sure to post about it and I hope this was as fun as you thought it would be!

Also p.s. I know this post won't be easy to read I am bad at words lol

[basementnoodles]

I hate the fact that when i think im out of a situation, one glance at him is enough to suck me back down.

Still gonna cackle at his mishaps though.

[lesbxdyke]

I could think of no better way to share the news than this!

So when I was 17, my cat went missing and I'd given up hope of ever seeing him again.

Until on Monday, 27th of May, 2024, my friend sent me a FB post asking 'isn't that your mother?' about the person named on the microchip.

Here he is! 16 years old, and found safe, twelve whole years after he went missing!

Yesterday (Tuesday the 28th of May, 2024) I went to the rescue that had him, and I reclaimed my boy, renaming him Artie! (He'd originally been called 'Cat' because my mother and I couldn't decide on a name)

He's home safe with me now, currently inhabiting my bathroom and purring up a storm every time someone goes in there!

I'll be doing slow introductions between him and my current cat to give them the best possible chance of living in harmony!

Here's some pictures of Artie once we let him out of the carrier:

[mebssann]

Sir Pentious has my whole heart and he deserves nothing but good things for the rest of his (2nd) afterlife

[koyuxim]

" Care to stay for a drink? " 🥂✨

[mayomkun]

when your whole crew doesnt know a damn thing

[ciearcab]

how do you live?

[danielcalmdown]

[hinamie]

dead man walking

[autumn-may]

Mostly spoiler free summary of my viewing experience

[nipuni]

Gallifrey

A speedpaint video of this will be available at my Patreon on march 1st! 😊

[hansoeii]

the best person I know.

[hhhhunty]

How funny that she never considered that.

[densewentz]

When a cunty witch beats you to death then steals your boy toy for eternal torment 😢 (based on that 'don't you miss her???' meme)

[moonjellybeans]

"Be careful venturing too deep, darling, things aren't always what they seem in the dark..." I remember reading a note in one of the art books that the eels' body is luminescent since they live in the deep sea and I just...went a little out of control again and my victim is Jade.

This was so HARD, I don't draw underwater things, but I think this turned out really nice <3 I especially had fun adding the speckles to Jade's body.

[soldrawss]

*holds face tenderly*