#i mean paul?

[myrammmortal]

Chapter 24, I'm swearing so you can see how goffik I am

AN: prepz stup flaming da story ur jus jelous so fuk u ok go 2 hel!11 raven fagz 4 di help!

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Well we had Deviation next so I got to ask Proffessor Trevolry about the visions.

“Konnichiwa everybody come in.” said Proffesor Sinister in Japanese. She smelled at me with her gothic black lipstick. She’s da coolest fucking teacher ever. She had long dead black hair with blood red tips and red eyes. (hr mom woz a vampire. She’s also haf Japanese so she speaks it and everyfing. she n Frau Schneider get along grate) She’s really young for a teacher. 2day she was wearing a black leather top with red lace and a long goffik black ripped dress. We went inside the black classroom with pastors of Emily the Strong. I raced my hand. I was wearing some black naie Polish with red pentagrams on it.

“What is it Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Landers?” she asked. “Hey I love ur nail polish where’d u get it, Hot Topik?”

“Yeah.” I answered. All the preps who didn’t know what HT was gave me weird looks. I gave them the middle finger. “Well I have to talk to you about some fings. When do you want to due it?”

“Ho about now?” she asked.

“OK.” I said.

“OK class fucking dismissed every1.” Proffesor Trevolry said and she let every1 go. “Except for you Britney.” she pointed at Britney and sum other preps. “Please do exorcize (geddit) 1 on page 3.”

“OK I’m having lotz of visions.” I said in a worried voice. I’m so worried is Richard gong 2 die.

Well she gave me a black cryptal ball to lock in. I looked at it.

“What do you c?” she asked.

“I said I see a black gothic skull and a pentagram.”

Suddenly there was a knock at the door. I looked at it. It was Richard. He was looking really sexy wearing a black leather facet, a black Emigrate t-shirt and blak Congress shoes.

“Okay you can go now, see ya cunt.” said Proffesor Sinister.

“Bye bitch.” I said waving.

I went to Richard and Vampire was sitting next to him. We both followed Richard together and I was so exhibited.

[homkamiro]

Chat what do we think of demopauling. Chat. Hello

[the-gom-jabbar]

The whole genetics project of the Bene Gesserit may have been dubbed a failure because Paul wasn't a girl but there was nothing stopping Paul and Feyd-Ruatha acting on that sexual tension they had in both book and film.

Paul could have taken Feyd as a third Consort. Just imagine Paul with his Empress Irulan and his wife Chani sitting at his side and Feyd just sprawled on the dais steps just wearing something scandalous like

You were right Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam, wasted potential.

[imagine-too-many-books]

Imagine Annabeth and Percy have a kid early, unplanned and it kinda fucks with their finances so Percy drops out of school to get a job so he can care for the kid and support Annabeth in school. At first he gets a job teaching kids sword fighting but then he hears about underwater welding which pays well because it’s dangerous but Percy is a child of the sea so it’s much less so for him. His boss is even willing to give him flexible hours which means Annabeth doesn’t have to take their kid to class anymore and they can actually afford daycare (why does is it the price of a mortgage nowadays???). A huge financial burden is lifted and Percy doesn’t mind the work so it’s good all the way around.

Fast forward to when Annabeth is done her masters in architecture and lands a job at a top firm. They’ve got savings and have Annabeth’s income to rely on. Percy heads back to school and finishes a degree in marine biology, going on to research some really niche topics like how underwater welding impacts the environment and shifting from there until he’s a well known expert in the field.

Just them finding their way. Supporting each other and landing on their feet no matter what

[space-blue]

My Dune 2 takeaway

[etrevil]

Verlaine. Verlaine. I get it that your husband just died in the 15!manga, beautifully, and that your basement is so comfy but. Verlaine. There's a triple singularity. Verlaine. Verlaine. Fyodor's rocking everybody's shit. Your lil bro's stressed too. VERLAINE SKK IS STUCK IN FRANCE. VERLAINE WHAT MORE OF A STORM DO YOU WANT???

[nocakesformissedith]

Paul Matthews

Almost everyone in TGWDLM wants him (autism rizz)

Only wants Emma

Willing to “date” Melissa if he can be a cat boy

Has the misfortune of an eldritch God being obsessed with him

Ted Spankoffski

Wanted by almost nobody

Hits on pretty much everyone but Emma

Willing to be a dog boy if he can “date” Melissa

Has the misfortune of an eldritch God being obsessed with him

[frenchonionsoop]

Just finished thumbnailing the last part of my stormbringer animatic WE IN THE HOME STRETCH NOW YIPPEEEEE

[flamememeago]

George and Ringo. Ringo and George. Buddies and pals.

[hamlet-not-hamnet]

haunting him to this day i fear

[ringosmistress]

[justarandombrit]

Going insane about the parallels between Grace thinking Steph is her best friend and Ted thinking Paul is his best friend.

[javelinbk]

Anthology George, you will always be famous

[obufalo]

"may thy knife chip and shatter" are they fucking insane. 'cause i am, and i'm rolling this scene around in my head nonstop for nearly 10 days now. absolutely deranged.

[triptychofvoids]

Do you have identity and/or sexuality headcanons for all the mercs? (well, maybe including Miss Pauling too) You seem to have tons of headcanons, which is really interesting, and I'm just wondering :P

perfect question to ask me the second pride month ends aheh

[mothersagainstradiohead]

EMMAAAA!! she’s a stoat because I love stoats and I love emma perkins.