#i might be a bit drunk...

[choccy-milky]

part 3 to my modern AU 💞🍺 (part 1 / part 2)

[iwikpines]

happy new year!!!!!

they had to work late so they are celebrating together and they are all alive and fine and happy!!!!

oh and they also exchanged Christmas gifts. if you even care

[whereismyhat5678]

I had a clear vision with this one.

I did NOT need to spend that much time on this BUT DAMN IT IT’S FUNNY-

Context: Peppino was annoying the fuck outta’ him and it got so bad he wanted to take him home.

He was done with his bullshit- 💀

[chrissy-kaos]

that person talking some dumb shit, you are gorgeous, hun

i am hugging you and kissing your cheek as long as you're okay with it

Thanks hun! I appreciate that more than you know!

Oh and I’ll take as many hugs and kisses I can get rn!

[fistfuloflightning]

honestly, I am super proud of how the jiuyuan community has grown over the past year/two years.

when I joined, it had a decent amount of fics and some art, but it seems it really took off within the last couple years and I’m just in awe of how much love and encouragement there is in the jiuyuan community.

this is a love letter to all the jiuyuan content creators, the writers and the artists and the animators and the headcanoners and all the lurkers who are content to be our silent partners. you deserve more than you think 💕

[l3viat8an]

transmasc lucifer getting fucked dumb by his partner (they can be transfem or transmasc, either or)

luci being unable to think straight as he gets fucked through his nth orgasm, his legs shaking as mc’s cock/strap moves in n out of his cunt fast n rough

mc practically making him scream as they start to thrust impossibly faster, his eyes rolling back

~ t4t anon

Nsfw content MDNI

Just imagine~ Lucifer's screams of pleasure echoing through the room as you continue to relentlessly pound his tight hole with your cock/strap-on. His body writhes beneath you, his muscles clenching and relaxing as the intense waves of pleasure wash over him. His moans grow louder and more desperate with each thrust of your hips as his own hips buck back and up against you.

"MCCCC," he moans, eyes rolling back into his skull as he nails dig marks into your back, "I can't take it anymore. I need, I need-” Lucifer babbles something between more and for you to stop, but you laugh and keep fucking into him~

(Disclaimer; It’s all consensual Lucifer didn’t use his safeword)

[witcher-fanatic]

okay I had two days to think about it and yeah no, I still hate Kai‘s ending loll

I think the whole „you don‘t deserve to ever forget what you did and you will apologize to Eri for the rest of your life“ is bullshit and I do not think Pops should to be in charge to decide that. I also don‘t think what he said is justified. Let Kai feel guilt about Eri, he should feel guilty bc he was a terrible person, but let him apologize if and when SHE wants that, and then let them both move on to a hopefully better future, not this shit. Kai is clearly distressed and deeply regrets what he did and kicking him while he‘s down is not gonna help anyone. And I‘m sick and tired of the fandom acting like the League is a bunch of precious angels who „deserved better“ and then turn around and say Kai deserves to suffer for all eternity. It‘s revolting.

So yeah I don‘t think I will ever be happy about this or think this is a good ending for him :))

I‘ll just stick to my fanfics thank you

[veryintricaterituals]

Jealous Nandor! jealous nandor... JEalOus naNdoR! jeAlouuuussss Naaaandooooorrrrr!!

[termagax]

[ashprince-of-bel-air]

I write stuff because I enjoy doing so

Not because I crave acceptance and praise from anyone...

Definitely don't need the likes and comments from people....

[cybervom1t]

crying my fucking eyes out i just love trans people so much y’all

[blorboazula]

'cause I love "fire hazard siblings have a good relationship when they're not in a situation where they're enemies and Azula is the most annoying demonic little sister to ever exist": she keeps teasing Zuko about being an ugly fuck (not because of the scar)

in the same vibe of him realizing that "zuzu" can be applied to anyone who has "zu" in their name

bitch, we have the same face, WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT?

[mountainfrogs]

ok ill start with keroro actually. specifically how He of all people got the Keron Star which is like. The Thing for all of keron. highly revered, very powerful, the symbol of Keron itself short of the supreme commander. Why tf does he have it. Who is he.

Invaders are by their nature, soldiers! Warmongers, offensive. They take over planets. They fight and kill. great. Some of canon, least in the beginning, mentions he used to Be this but coming to pekopon changed him. A serious cool invader who only likes toys and eating junk food? tf.

ofc, then you find out that he had apparently Always been like this, and he only supposedly got by through family nepotism.

imo most of that is hearsay, or propaganda, or rumors. Everyone ended up fucking off their respective ways after academy training for the next 8 thousand some years, no? Everyone has all of these expectations and visions, but i hc that the truth is that Keroro is...well...both! Both a clown, and an intelligent leader. When he has the means to be.

He wasn't really a Huge Hyperintelligent Serious Asshole before he came to earth with a fearsome rep - but neither is he a huge idiot dickhead the way later manga and early anime like to show it tbh.

The guy is a clown! He's always been a clown. The guy doesn't like to fight! But he can somehow forge alliances by Breathing. He has a Heart, for all that he's a bit of a dense jackass. He befriended the Angol tribe - an actual race of planet destroyers and otherwise a giant fucking threat to Keron. And it's clear by the progression of the anime, as well as the movies, that he's a lot smarter than people give him credit for.

He Unites people, and when push comes to Actual Shove he can and will actually murder someone for the sake of his folks.

this? these two bitches be co-existing. They are the same people. He is both Clown and Actual Serious Murder Machine.

tbh i hc that keroro is, when the humidity isn't fucking him up, friendly and thoughtful and charismatic with a love for toys ofc, but retains a very sharp edge that isn't afraid to get serious. He can Think and he can Process. He's Intelligent. He can actually sit his ass down and process and do his work like he's meant to and hold decent conversations that don't revolve around gundam or some other silly thing. He can function very well as an adult just fine. I think here of episode 262B in particular.

He's a Lot of things. Not many people saw the complexity. But the Supreme Commander did, and the Keron Star did, and that is what the Keron Star Needed and that is what the supreme commander Saw. a right and proper leader, with Actual Heart, a combination that nobody else really possessed. A person who can get things done without being so forceful or harsh, the way most of the military is designed to be. A unifying body.

its just that the fuckin humidity scrambled his brain so now he's kinda...like That, as he is in the show now.

So what people expect when they think of the holder of the keron star is not what they get - because the holder was not based on pure strength, and his environment is Also not good for his health. he's essentially kind of drunk and heat exhausted like. all. the time. so everyone is like ????

but there's a reason he has it.

[marsupials-of-mars]

So, I don't think Stede wanted to kill Ned. Ed told him not to, and he did, but I don't think he wanted to.

I know it's been said that both sides still don't fully understand why the other would want them or the kind of life they have. They both think they have to change to be worthy, no matter what they are directly told by the other. It's a fundamental part of their identity that they hate their prior lives.

Think of the first scene of the season, a rugged bearded pirate stede killing his romantic rival in cold blood, an act of utter devotion and unbridled passion, and Ed loves it.

This part of his identity extends to how he expresses himself romantically. I'm not saying that he can't just be eager, like in the second kiss and the sex, especially because he's finally freeing himself from repression of his sexuality. But think about the context.

He wants to show Ed he cares. Ed has defended him with force. He sees Ed being berated and tortured, and he can finally do something about it. Ed tells him not to do it, but Ed is only saying that to spare his fragile mind. Ed would kill Ned in a second, and now Stede is a real pirate, and he is going to show Ed that he can pull his weight, protect his love, use his mean voice, be a proper captain.

So, afterwards, we have Ed, who didn't want Stede to kill Ned for not only Stede's sake, but for his own. Because he's even more sick of the brutality now than ever, he was finally a little settled with a boyfriend who can take things slow with him, and help him appreciate beauty. But he won't say that, because stede made his choice, and he's here to comfort him, because he must be having a horrible time, with how he's handled killing in the past.

But we also have Stede, who catches him entirely off guard. Because he sees the killing of Ned as a GRAND ROMANTIC GESTURE. The shedding of the self to become something new and worthy, not just for Ed, but because he said he wanted to be a pirate, and he'll never go back on that again. So he assumes, after this grand gesture, that this is the perfect moment for their first time. Because it's so romantic! And he even goes in with gusto, how sexy!

He's completely blindsided by Ed saying it was a mistake. Because if he went to the lengths of killing a man in cold blood to make absolute certain that he would do anything for this love to work, then Ed saying it was a mistake means that there's no hope of it ever not being a mistake.

And Ed watches Stede change like this, trying to be happy for him because it's not his place to tell him not to be a pirate after everything. And obviously Stede was spooked by the idea of starting new, plain lives, enough that he refused theirs and left his own twice.

And he watches, knowing that he's taught him this way and played a huge role in hardening him, making him lose so much of the softness and beauty that he fell in love with.

Because he can't help but defile beautiful things.

[demonir]

tierlist of if you should take the mercs to meet your parents

[the1sammie]

listen I already really like the narratives in DE so I don't really mess around too much with AUs, but I've been a sucker for a zombie apocalypse AU for some months now because I think that'd be fucking metal