#i need breakfast

[clits-and-clips]

Bf woke me up to fuck and now he's fallen back asleep wah

[absurdumsid]

incoming underpills post by the way

[crystallizedday]

So as a follow up to my last post…

His name is Bongos by the way.

Just in case anyone was interested.

[astral-from-afar]

Having many sukirofa thoughts bear with me

[onaperduamedee]

Yes, 8 a.m. on a workfree Saturday is definitely the time to be salty on Twitter about fandom not trusting storytellers to tell their story

[avid-idiot]

I don't understand how screaming matches happen. Like, at one point does one's brain decide "destroy them"?

[ambagelbraindump]

im going to start biting

[virtualplushy]

being a person is so weird bc i’ll be like “i wish my brain was kinder to me esp when i’m already having a hard time,” and then i remember that i’m my brain and i have to be kinder to me and that nobody else will do it for me

[southern-belle-outcasts]

//really love when people try to pay me off app WITHIN THE FUCKING APP. Hi could you maybe fucking not try to get me kicked off my means of income by triggering a bot you idiot??? Anywho I may or may not be walking these dogs today, but they’re the only extra walk I have so I expect to be on the laptop by middle of the afternoon. Y’all know how to find me.

[see-arcane]

Happy Harkerversary! I made a red velvet cake to celebrate 🎂

[cheezy-whizz]

Shout out to dysfunctional teenage friend groups from 80s movies, gotta be one of my favorite genders

[popcorn-plots]

I should be doing homework but instead...

(idek if this is popular anymore, I just need motivation tbh)

1 note and I'll go take a shower

25 notes and I'll get off Tumblr and finish my homework.

50 notes and I'll put away my laundry

100 notes and I'll fix my sleep schedule

150 notes and I'll start eating breakfast before school for the rest of the school year

200 notes and I'll tell my parents what I want for my birthday

250 notes and I'll start handing out my resume/applying to jobs [did not get hired anywhere, and I'm gone most of the summer anyways]

300 notes and I'll start running 1 mile every week

350 notes and I'll finish/publish a wip [trans Stephen fic, the public has determined]

400 notes and I'll finish the next chapter of BtSA [posted here]

450 notes and I'll spend 10 minutes a day working on my novel (;-;)

500 notes and I answer my emails

550 notes and I get a pixie cut (I've been wanting a shorter cut for months) [LOOK HERE]

600 notes and I'll fix my Doctor Strange cosplay (and post pictures) [new magnets came, once I fix it, me and my friend are going to do a photo shoot]

(1000 notes and I'll come out as genderfluid to my therapist, despite how terrifying it is)

(1500 notes and I'll come out to my favorite teacher OR my ally YW leader)

(if, for some reason, and probably with divine intervention, we hit 20,000 notes..... I may consider coming out to my parents and/or my ward friends.)

[itsguysnightitsironic]

Vulture dimension? More like, *goes into a rage* *goes into a rage* *goes into a rage* *goes into a ra-

This video clip will be big evil next season I think

All I know of Fantasy High is fan compilations while being in a feverish state that made me see people in the shadows, and I think I don't need to know anything else.

Peak experience.

[akumanoken]

When you're hungry customer service is really hard

[venusianphase]

Bagel haul from this morning

[kirbyderb]

☀️🪻 HUUUUUUUGS!!!1!!!!