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studentinpursuitofclouds · 1 year

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New vulgar headcanon: Farmer got fed up with Junimo kart in Saloon, failed to stamp a new record and left angry, then at home taking their anger out on Lance... In bed. You know what I mean.

#i feel so angry #as much i love this mini games i also hate this minigames in Stardew valley #sve lance #aaaaaaaa #i was so close #i need that machine at home #i need that!#I'm sorry lance but you need to prepare your ass #sve

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icewindandboringhorror · 24 days

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On average, what is the total MONTHLY amount that you spend on dining out*?

*(This doesn't only count going out to restaurants, but also stuff like picking up fast food to bring home, getting a coffee on the way to work, getting a premade sandwich from a grocery store deli during lunch, buying a quick snack from a convenience store or food cart whilst walking somewhere, ordering a pizza or any other food to be delivered to your home, etc.)

*(If you often dine out in groups/as a household: calculate and divide the costs so that you get a Per Person average. This is for YOU individually, NOT the total household/group costs)

(I'm sure polls similar to this have been made before (very common topic), I just haven't personally seen one that I can remember, so, I was curious to do my own! I was discussing this with a group of people today and it was very interesting to see how widely the number varied between individuals. :0c )

(Reblog for bigger sample size if you can, and feel free to explain your answer in tags if there's anything extra to add!)

#polls #tumblr polls #I'm mostly in the 0/1 - 25$ category. Maybe the rare month is a bit over $25 if there's something specific going on like birthday.#Which I'm NEVER eating in an actual restaurant (erm... covid... plus I just hate restaurant environments. i would rather pickup #the food and bring it home to a peaceful quiet environment that I control lol). But more typically like stopping by a grocery store deli #section or something. I don't have coffee that much. And I can't eat fast food much due to my health issues/diet restriction stuff #so if I'm out like coming back from an appointment and I start feeling really sick and weak. I know that a hamburger will just #blow up my system and cause nausea or something. So I try to pick the breadiest most #neutral looking turkey sandwich at the safeway deli to eat during the hour ride home or whatever lol #I actually kind of wish I could do stuff like get food more often vecause it would take the burden of cooking everything off of me #but.. alas... Money... and Health Things... T o T #I still wouldn't do it ALL the time but like... once a week instead of once a month or something.. or maybe turning into a coffee #person.. I do love drinks A LOT .. i am a drink person who will have 5 different drinks sipping on at all times #But i just have to make them all myself mostly lol #And I cant really have too much coffee since it will make me sick. so like.. teas and juice mostly #When I inevitably become a millionaire by never using social media never networking and only finishing one #sculpture every 5 months which I dont even post about or sell - then I shall... get more drinks..#I will somehow wean my body onto coffee and drink one a day solely for the ritual of it #Though even then... I would still probably just like.. buy the mateirals to make it at home or something #Like if you had a million dollars you could just buy a kitchen grade ice cream machine and other stuff to make your own milkshakes and #coffees and smoothies and bubble teas. Genuinely I think even if I were a BILLIONAIRE I would still look at playing likr $8 for a single #coffee and go .. uh.... I could just buy the equipment to make this and then save that money. PLUS. its in my house now so no need to #have to leave. I can make my own drinks in the comfort of home. .. ideal..#Like no matter how rich I ever got I would still have the lingering scroogey stinginess. like i am NOT paying for that. I will jus #make it myself. Especially if it was an Everyday thing. Anythign thats part of my routine I try to optimize and make as efficient as #possible... ANYWAY.. In an IDEAL world I would get treats. but probably not that much. as on a daily basis it would start to get #to me and I would just save up to buy kitchen machinery if I was rich lol

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willowser · 4 months

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31 year old soggy loser touya that can't drive or stay out after curfew and that was released from prison 7 months ago and has to keep his job at ace hardware and has to go to his meetings and is figuring out how to both apologize and forgive and is so far behind socially among his peers because of all he had to endure during his child/teenagehood my beloved

#he knows how to break open an atm machine but doesnt know how to make anything other than eggs and a grilled cheese #he wants independence so bad but wouldn't know what to do with it if he had it #he cant relate to hardly any other guys his age because he had to grow up too fast and yet is somehow so far behind them #this is basically ptmy btw LMAO maybe i just need to make it a modern no-quirks au and then i'll be able to finish it LOL #✿ thoughts: dabi/touya #now he's mostly stuck at home and just plays video games with his brothers and reads manga and maybe draws or something #all the things he didnt get to do as a kid #and he feels like he's so much better than that and yet he still sits in the living room with natsuo and plays another round

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foldingfittedsheets · 4 months

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Todays the day. I need to get a job, even if that jobs not in the gaming industry. So I’m heading to the library to print up a resume and apply at a little local chain of mattress stores.

The guy instantly liked me when I went in to do a secret shop for a competing store and offered to hire me on the spot so I figure if I can chat with him he’ll still like me enough to consider me.

#ramblies #I’m dreading this so much I had dreams about getting hired by dropout tv instead #also my beloved was very sweet and when I said this was hard reassured me that I can do hard things #I wish I could wait for an industry job but it’s just not feasible #because we desperately need to move my beloved out of our current carpeted home #and moving costs are no joke #I’ll also need to get myself a laptop so I can keep honing rigging skills at the mattress job which I’m dreading #I have little to know idea how much I’ll need to invest to get a machine that can run Maya like a champ #which I’ll also need to buy an indie Maya license #god life is stressful and expensive #I long to be a little renaissance artist kept in a garret making what I please on the funds of patrons #alas

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fishfingersandscarves · 4 months

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my costume prof just straight up bought me a sewing machine 😭

#talkies #my own sewing machine has been broken for 8 years now. i fixed it this year. it worked for a week and then broke again.#i handsew everything at home and work with machines at the shop on campus #and i texted her to ask about the sub-in costumer for the summer show so i could ask them about using the shop and she just straight up #was like. u need a working machine what is ur address.#and i know better than to argue with haleh but aughghghhghghadsjfgugh so i gave her it #this is so crazy at this point the machine is gonna get to me before the pattern i bought #me when i cry i love haleh so much #truly a bestie

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skunkes · 5 months

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#i feel happy today i got a good grade in socializing #i got croissant and chocolate muffin as a reward #i napped and called wit my friend #hamming cheese croissant for dinner #feels so nice day yaaaaay #i need an at home mri machine i wanna sleep in one so bad #talkys #put me bacj in the mri machine pleaseee it was so comfortable #no IV though

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dragonsongmakhali · 3 months

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<SightseeingLog: Solution_9 (1/?)>

#ffxiv gpose #ffxiv 7.0 spoilers #dawntrail spoilers #me slamming into the room textools gripped in my hand like one of those comedy rubber chickens MY GORL IS BACK #next up! her face scars :>#i am going to spend so many hours in here I'm so sorry it's already my home aetheryte #i need to go to the preset fields and harvest the ones from my old machine. i'm unfamiliar with the set i have rn ;_;#also the new bones are interesting - it will definitely take a bunch of time to learn - thank you for your patience!#ch: makhali khatayin

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raceweek · 3 months

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NICOLEEEEEEEEE HOW ARE UUUUUUU

LOURDESSSSSSBRRRRRRRRRKRIRJDKRJJKWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONDJD WENT AND STILL GOING INSANEEEEE LEWIS WIN 104 AND I WAS ON THE TRACK I SAW THE PODIUM I SAT AT TURN ONE I SAW THE CROWD SURF I SAW ALEX POINTS BEST DAY EVERERRRRRRR

#i got home at 2am after the most disastrous journey but nothing can kill my vibe #im still vibrating i literally cried at the main stage when he was speaking it was so emotional im still in the washing machine of emotions #i need to catch up on my dash idk what’s been going on here #asks #lourdes #nicole goes silvo 3.0 x #silverstone 2024

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suguwu · 10 months

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when nanami gets an espresso machine, the first thing he learns to make is your favorite, not his

#bee chats #give this man the espresso machine he deserves #with all the fixings and lil attachments #luckily he's a quick study so he learns his own favorite v quickly after yours #but he does put you first #esp if you work from home #this is brought to you by my need for my own espresso machine so i stop buying lil treats

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wandaluvstacos · 1 month

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i'm not gonna be one of those "sewing your own clothes is cheap and accessible for everyone!" type of people (because it's not lol) but I will say sewing machines are by and large cheap and accessible to everyone. Personally I think everyone should have one, as long as you have a place on a shelf to put it. You can get decent ones that work for $10 at Goodwill or on Facebook Marketplace. If it's modern, the upkeep is pretty much nothing. Even on the old ones, all it takes to keep them running is some oiling ever now and then. And what they allow you to do is incredible. No pockets on a skirt? Add them! Pockets too small on your jeans? Make them bigger. Waist too big? Shorten it. Pants too long? Hem them. You can do it by hand if you want, and honestly that's a nice choice if you want something to do with your hands while you watch a movie, but some things only take 5 minutes to do on a machine. I was able to make the curtains I bought shorter to fit my windows. I was able to make an apron for my mother out of custom fabric. You can make little cute costumes for your pets.

Sewing isn't so much about making your own clothes as it's about expanding your ability to fix things. There are so many tutorials on youtube that can teach you how to do stuff. And to me it's kind of heartbreaking to see so many vintage sewing machines end up on FB because "it was my grandmother's and I don't know how to sew". A whole generation of people post 1980s knew how to sew, and now no one does. It's kind of sad, because it's an easy and cheap skill to acquire.

#i firmly believe you need to have two things as an adult with your own home #you need an electric drill #and you need a sewing machine

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this-machine-runs-on-coffee · 4 months

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"FREEZE YOUR BRAIN" THIS IS NOT AN EXACT TRANSLATION, THIS IS AN ADAPTATION (AND ONE THAT STILL NEEDS TONS OF FIXING AT THAT)

I regret my life choices of not being able to actually start studying. Here's "Freeze Your Brain" adapted in Italian!

ASK ME FOR PERMISSION BEFORE USING THIS, DO CREDIT ME IF YOU EVER USE THIS (I doubt you will it’s impractical and still needs so much fixing it’s unbelievable) AND TELL ME/LINK WHATEVER YOU USED IT FOR USING REBLOGS (because for some reason Tumblr doesn’t like comments with links and while I do think I understand why I don’t always like it)

(the apostrophes [or however ’ is called] are used to shorten the number of syllables often in poetry so I’m obviously abusing that power.)

[J.D.] Sono stato in dieci superiori Tutte la stessa scenetta Inutile abituarsi Perché ce ne andiamo di fretta Mio padre tiene nel baule pronti due bagagli Quindi è solo una questione di ricaricarli I nomi non imparo Che faccia è di chi non m'è chiaro La fiducia in questa oasi di cemento riparo Sembra che ogni volta che sto per disperarmi C'è un 7-Eleven ad aspettarmi Ogni negozio è lo stesso Da Las Vegas all'Ohio Corsie di linoleum che adoro Vagare io Prego al mio altare di granita; Sì, adoro quella dolce botta di vita...

Congela il cervello Succhia dalla cannuccia Meglio di un coltello Arriva la felicità Quando tutto se ne va A chi serve uno spinello? Congela il cervello Congela il cervello

[J.D., parlato] Ti va un tiro?

[VERONICA, parlato] La tua mammina sa che mangi tutta quella merda?

[J.D., parlato] Non più

(cantato) Quando mamma era viva Vivevamo quasi normalmente Ora siamo solo io e mio padre Stiamo meno formalmente Ho imparato a cucinare Le tasse a pagare; Imparato che'l mondo Nemmeno un cent ti vorrà dare Il tuo futuro hai pianificato Veronica Sawyer Andrai a qualche college E sposerai un avvocato Ma il cielo farà male Quando su di te sarà demolito Quindi è meglio se Il tuo muro l'avrai già costruito...

Congela il cervello Nuota nel ghiaccio Perditi nel suo doloroso bello Chiudi bene i tuoi occhi Fino a che non ti vedran quegli sciocchi Non diventare uno zimbello

Congela il cervello Distruggiti il teschio Combatti il dolore con uno più bello Dimentica chi sei Liberati da quel peso Dimentica in un mese e mezzo Riavrai lo stesso frainteso Quando la voce nella tua testa Dice ch'uno come te è meglio se non resta Non ascoltare a quello

Solo congela il cervello Congela il cervello Vai avanti e congela il cervello...

(parlato) Provaci So, direct translation! (used in this to specify the meanings and explain certain word choices)

[J.D.] I've been through ten high schools They're all the same little scene (but little in this case is meant in a negative light) No point getting used to it 'Cause we're gone in a hurry My dad keeps two suitcases ready in the den So it's only a matter of refilling(/repacking) them I don't learn the names Whose faces is whose isn't clear to me My trust resides in this concrete oasis Seems every time I'm about to despair There's a 7-Eleven waiting for me Each store is the same From Las Vegas to Ohio Linoleum aisles that I love To walk around in I pray at my altar of slush; Yeah, I live for sweet hit of life (or however you call that, basically gives life force again but something that gives you life force not in a literal sense)...

Freeze your brain Suck from that straw Better than a knife Happiness comes When everything goes Who needs a joint? Freeze your brain Freeze your brain

[J.D., spoken] You want a hit?

[VERONICA, spoken] Does your mommy know you eat all that crap?

[J.D., spoken] Not anymore

(sung) When mom was alive We lived almost normally But now it's just me and my dad We live less formally I learned to cook pasta To pay taxes; Learned the world Won't want to give you even a cent You've planned your future Veronica Sawyer You'll go to some college And marry a lawyer But the sky's gonna hurt When it'll be demolished on you So it'll be better if You'll have already built your wall

Freeze your brain Swim in the ice Get lost in its beautiful pain Shut your eyes tight(/well) Till those fools (sorry I had to use this for the rhyme) won't see you Don't become a laughingstock

Freeze your brain Destroy your skull Fight pain with a more beautiful one Forget who you are Free yourself from that weight Forget in a month and a half You'll have the same misunderstanding again When the voice in your head Says someone like you is better off gone Don't listen to that guy(/him)

Just freeze your brain Freeze your brain Go on and freeze your brain...

(spoken) Try it OG LYRICS (if you’re seeing this I doubt you don’t know them, but here they are anyway):

[J.D.] I've been through ten high schools They start to get blurry No point planting roots 'Cause you're gone in a hurry My dad keeps two suitcases packed in the den So it's only a matter of when I don't learn the names Don't bother with faces All I can trust is this concrete oasis Seems every time I'm about to despair There's a 7-Eleven right there Each store is the same From Las Vegas to Boston Linoleum aisles that I love To get lost in I pray at my altar of slush; Yeah, I live for that sweet frozen rush...

Freeze your brain Suck on that straw Get lost in the pain Happiness comes When everything numbs Who needs cocaine? Freeze your brain Freeze your brain See upcoming pop shows Get tickets for your favorite artists

[J.D., spoken] Care for a hit?

[VERONICA, spoken] Does your mommy know you eat all that crap?

[J.D., spoken] Not anymore

(sung) When mom was alive We lived halfway normal But now it's just me and my dad We're less formal I learned to cook pasta I learned to pay rent; Learned the world Doesn't owe you a cent You're planning your future Veronica Sawyer You'll go to some college And marry a lawyer But the sky's gonna hurt When it falls So you better start Building some walls...

Freeze your brain Swim in the ice Get lost in the pain Shut your eyes tight Till you vanish from sight Let nothing remain

Freeze your brain Shatter your skull Fight pain with more pain Forget who you are Unburden your load Forget in six weeks You'll be back on the road When the voice in your head Says you're better off dead Don't open a vein

Just freeze your brain Freeze your brain Go on and freeze your brain...

(spoken) Try it