#i speak only truth

[lymooniee]

Calling your "best friend" your partner in every moment is clearly the gayest thing ever. No heterosexual man would call his "best friend" partner. None.

[grtmnick]

☝️See☝️ I told you!

More evidence of the cannon SwanQueen height difference, I swear!

[say-hi-intrepid-heroes]

wrote down ally beard-SLAY in my notes app while on cold medicine, good to know i can have some intelligent thoughts

[nukadisaster]

Gage is built like a Billy doll and if you can't accept that about him you don't really love the trash man!!!

[sovawife]

btw harbor neurodivergent and gay REAL bc i said so. gay bc not only is he dating me but his color palette is literally the gay flag. also his special interest is history and ancient artifacts since in his voicelines he goes on abt the history of the different things in different maps riot games hire me now

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Thanks for listening to my sad backstory. Anyway, here's Wonderwall.

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[catastrxblues]

i love ao3 but tumblr fanfics just hit different 😩😩

[pucksandpower]

“Dude, who’s the hottest F1 driver?”

“Obviously, it’s Charles Leclerc. But there’s-”

“That’s such a basic fucking bitch answer.”

“All right, you want a real answer?”

“Yes!”

“Max Verstappen specifically when he’s all hot and sweaty after a race. Look it up.”

[dragongirlwings]

i rhink i deserve to have a transfem faggot coworker who i can make out with on company time it would make my life a whole lot easier

[turbotaxevasion]

Tim Drake but he's several weasels in a dinosaur onesie

[robynator]

very hypocritical of aemond to call rhaenyra's children bastards when rhaenyra is literally his father alicent fess up why does your son look exactly like your ex gf? 🤨🤨🤨🤨

[nessatwene-art]

In my danny phantom, val and danny wouldve WON

[givethispromptatry]

"This? This is what you betrayed me for?! This?!"

"No! I-!"

"You got close to me, turned me in, for this?!"

"I didn't! They were going to kill you! I did the only thing I could! Why would they waste the energy to kill you if you were no longer a threat?!"

"I would have been happier dead than trapped with the knowledge of your betrayal!"

[woof-verine]

I just think wolverines a slut and a bottom. okay send post

[allhallowstiel]

alright if no one else is gonna say it i will. crowley looked unbearably horny when he made aziraphale try human food. i have never seen such powerful carnal desire ever in the history of television.

[anna-scribbles]

truest thing gabriel everrr said was that adrien had emilie's flair for the dramatics