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rusomnia · 3 months
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tim, muttering to himself: i doubt they'll be girlypop with a broken nose
dick: *concerned older brother noises*
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askblueandviolet · 4 months
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how are the joys of motherhood treating you as of late, macaque?
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kickassfu · 10 months
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believe it or not if you have a big following online and you're a bitch to ppl about what they write/etc in a way that incites your followers to go after certain ppl and flame them/send them death threats/wtv else, you're fucking trash and you don't belong on online spaces.
i mean if you're into purity culture you're straight up not a good person in my book so i don't find it odd that you're that much of an asshole that you try to ruin someone's life like that.
like you being a dick about what someone writes/draws because it's bad in your eyes (EVEN THO ITS ALL FAKE) 100% equals you being ok with death treats to irl ppl and their unhappiness.
get off your high horse. stop trying to police ppl. and stop complaining in a way that fucks over certain ppl.
go away you're fucking annoying.
if you're not happy with something don't read it.
if you're not happy with a certain kink don't read it.
write your own shit.
go read what you like.
leave us the fuck alone.
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transrevolutions · 4 months
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as much as I can appreciate the interpretation of enjolras as being a naturally kinda quiet and calm guy, I tend to prefer the idea that he had to teach himself to be charming. he isn't necessarily cruel by nature, but he's intense. the force of his passion can scare even his closest allies as well as his enemies so he learns to file the edge of his knife sharper and smaller and sharper and smaller until he can hide it in a bouquet of flowers.
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poison-uwu · 1 year
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Crop tops and short skirts should be mandatory <3
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Don't you think?
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boundtoletters · 2 years
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if you don’t cry by the time you understand colleen hoover’s book covers you don’t have a heart
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swndmehelp · 11 months
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Why the hell did no in tell me about Death Shroud? The play comes out on YouTube in like 2 or 3 hours and I’m actually hyped. Where the hell am I supposed to listen to the podcast because I can’t find anything about it unless it’s not out.
I’ve only seen drawings of it and I love how Nick is just horrified by the end. I love Nick and bro goes through so much but it’s kinda funny.
Anyways, wheres the podcast? That was the whole reason of this post to ask where I can listen to it
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horatiomontague · 1 year
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Judging by the fact that Jack has a kitty keychain he is a cat person and honestly we love him for that
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cherryabyss · 9 months
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tw: opinions 😟‼️
ice spice sucks 😇
watch someone verbally obliterate my bloodline because of this
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pierre gasly is a mirrorball and yuki tsunoda is a satellite! i stand by this!
also check out my yukierre playlist🫂🎧🫶🏽‼️
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meerkatwobbles515 · 1 year
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I’ve got a confession to make that I feel is only appropriate between myself, god, and whoever sees this post:
I never actually read past the 2nd Harry Potter book(which I only made it to because my mom read them to us). Any and all interest I developed was because of Hermione as a character and being exposed to fanfiction.net and every Hermione pairing imaginable(both interesting and …“interesting”). When I eventually watched the movies(except the 6th), I genuinely believed Harry and Hermione were endgame. However, after the 7th and 8th movies at age 13, I decided she fumbled the bag so hard by making Ron the love interest that the rest of the books weren’t worth reading. And guess what? She was right.
Thank you and goodnight.
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freakinamask · 1 year
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Girl dick, or 'gick' as men (gender neutral) of culture call it
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hecksupremechips · 11 months
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3, 8, and 25 and infinity train for the discourse asks 😈
This is why you’re my bestie you knew just what to do to enable my pretentious about cartoon syndrome 😈
3. Description of the worst take you’ve seen on tumblr
There’s a few but the one I’m always haunted by is one that was like “I think we can ALL agree that Ryan smokes weed based on this random line that has literally nothing to do with anything!” Like come on dude keep me out of your grasping shit 😩
8. Common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about
This is really nitpicky lol but like I don’t think Simon and Samantha were together long enough for her to be like HIS MOM. Like that works for Hazel since Tuba has literally raised her since she was a baby but it’s not the same for Simon. I’m not trying to say that him being abandoned by her wasn’t traumatic or anything, but I don’t think it’s even kinda enough to justify him being more ✨fucked up ✨ than Grace (since that’s usually what people use this but of lore to do)
This is also a nitpick and honestly this probably isn’t as common anymore. Maybe idk I’m not toooo active with this fandom nowadays. But idk sometimes people acted like Ryan was just way more popular and cool than he really is? In the show I mean. While in actuality it seems a lot more like he’s constantly CONSTANTLY trying to be liked but just. Fails at it. He gives off this vibe that he’d be trying to joke around with the popular kids and they’d laugh more at him than with him, and that he’d just kinda take cuz at least he’s getting attention. He also just does a really good job at keeping up his confident persona even when no one is watching. The only time you see him not perform is when he gets abandoned by Min a second time and he just gets really fed up. Then playing in the bathroom with Min is what makes his number go down, what makes the door unlock, what makes the party successful, WHAT MAKES HIM HAPPY. Cuz the only attention that matters is the positive attention he gets from Min because he cares so much about him and he’s satisfied with no one else watching if it means they can be together. I mean a big part of his character arc is him realizing that chasing attention all the time isn’t gonna make him happy, it’s being with people you love. Also none of what I just said is coherent im sorry I am so exhausted 😵‍💫. Basically I’m a Ryan Akagi stan and I go silly thinking about him
25. Common fandom complaint that you’re sick of hearing
That b4 is bad because it was a low stakes plot. Like sorry that this show has to be so goddamn fast paced that we never get to have filler content and so they gave us a season that was more lighthearted in between what would’ve been two very heavy seasons. Sorry you have no whimsy and are bitchless and don’t understand the power of friendship and playing gay music. You’re not invited to my birthday sleepover and it is because of this 😤
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icebear4president · 1 year
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Has anyone else noticed that England’s eyebrows don’t look like giant caterpillars trying to eat his face, and are starting to look more and more normal each season? This can only mean one thing….
They’re declaring independence from him.
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knockoffblonde · 11 months
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i don’t even hate jerome for cheating like he’s 17 come on you make mistakes and learn from them that’s not the real crime here it’s actually him cheating on someone as hot as mara like she’s so pretty he fumbled the bag there
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