#i stg this man

[the-goodkhush]

bro what did miles morales do to spider-man 2099 to get his ass jumped by everyone?? have parents????? spider-man 2099 just mad bc he doesn’t have any istg. JUST GO DEAL WITH YOUR TRAUMA SOMEWHERE ELSE MILES ISNT YOUR TRAUMA!! BRO REALLY SAID “”if i cant have parents, no one can” ISTG LET HIM HAVE HIS PARENTS IN PEACE THERES NO NEED TO GO ON ALL FOURS FERAL AFTER HIM DUDE GO SEE A THERAPIST

[14yearstradlin]

Peter Steele.

[sirjacobthomaskiszka]

put your tongue away jacob or so help me god

[monotonouscigarette]

Everytime i see someone call Zhongli a boomer part off me dies cause istg if anyones a boomer in that god forsaken game it‘s Ei

Like Zhongli cannonicaly likes rock music, works for a 16 year old girl that like half the country thinks is haunted, faked his death just to quit his job and sugarbabies of off anyone who comes within a five mile radius off him???? despite being able to just make more money??Also he‘s genderfluid, goes to academic talks just to fuck with the historians and goes on long ass hyperfixation rants that no one gives a shit about uprovoked???

Meanwhile Ei doesn‘t understand how a camera works, and we call HIM the boomer??? istg.

[mr-fenkbonk]

My guy I have the biggest platonic crush omg

[iloveprettyboysblog]

I'm Such a Whore for this Man. I Said What I Said 🔥🥵

[6flyingosprey6]

Bad stop reference if the Eggpire challenge: FAILED

[gxngjae]

He’s so fucking fine

[padfootagain]

Omg, when I saw your masterlist for the The Darkling, I go FERAL, said FINALLLLYYYYY

I thought you never write him, I'm really surprised. What's make you you decide to finally write him???

Hello anon!!!

I'm very happy you're excited that this new character joins my masterlist!

Alright, sorry for the rather explanation ahead 😅

Basically, what happened is that I read the SaB trilogy. And it changed everything. Because I love the Darkling in the show, but it's Ben, so it was hard for me to tell if I just liked him because Ben did an amazing job, or because the character in itself was great. I struggle a little with writing villains, so I didn't want to risk doing a bad job, or to get you all excited and then after a couple of tries decide to backpedale and to not write for him in the end. It's always a little stressful to me to write for new characters, and I've started writing again not so long ago, so I wasn't ready to take the risk after watching the show. (I have however already written for him, will post the fic next week, so I'm sure, we're good to go, don't worry)

The problem with the show, for me, is that I was not particularly interested in Alina's storyline tbh. I was more excited to see the Crows (like many viewers, I reckon). And I was excited to see the Darkling because it was Ben, but not really because it was the Darkling (do you know what I mean?). And I didn't realise in the show how terrible the situation for Grisha is literally everywhere, not just in Fjerda or Ravka. So I wasn't that passionate about the Darkling tbh, and my attachment to him was 90% caused by how awesome Ben was on this show.

But then I read the books, and several things changed:

- I now hate Alina with a passion and if I didn't like her in the show, I genuinely wanted her to die in the books (sorry to all the Alina stans... I can't with her...)

-The books to me showed better how Grisha are safe literally NOWHERE. Like... there is no safe place. They are rounded up and killed in Ravka the second the Darkling's power wavers and the Little Palace is compromised. They are experiments for scientists in Shu Han, they are burnt alive in Fjerda, they are bought as slaves in Kerch. And I didn't feel how desperate the situation was in the show. And that made me turn full on team Darkling, because then Alina's crazy hope that everyone is going to live happily ever after all of a sudden is plain ridiculous... it's been going for centuries, it's not gonna change all of a sudden. And no matter if the Darkling's methods are ruthless, he is the only one who managed to offer a semblance of safety to his people in centuries.

-And then there's the Darkling himself. I can't say that his portrayal was more appealing to me in the books than in the show (who can beat Ben on that? No one...). But there are details that I really liked in the books compared to the show, including how endangered being an amplifier makes him even among his own people, and the fact that no one knows his name in the books. I loved that, because it shows that despite his efforts with the Little Palace, even if he manages to take the throne, he will always be alone, and he was always alone. And I felt the toil of eternity a little bit more in the books. Which is always super fun to play with as a writer cause... angst... you know 😉 I also loved the call back in book three on the 'Fine, make me your villain' (I don't know if you've read the books, but I will explain): because at the end of book 3, The Darkling wants to lure Alina in the Fold, and for that he threatens to slaughter Grisha children that Alina had placed in Keramzin after the destruction of the Little Palace. Lots of things happen, but Alina does get into the Fold and she asks him where the children are and he basically answers 'well, they're probably having lunch or playing in the garden in the safe house where I've left them' and she's super confused by that like 'you said you were going to kill everyone!' And there there is a call back on the idea that... she made him her villain. He acted like one because it served his interests best, but now that she's convinced, he doesn't even need to actually do anything, the threat is enough. And i love how he just goes 'they are innocent Grisha children, why on earth would I do that? Don't you think enough people on our side have died already?' And I just... I love it. The manipulation of it. His image. The... everything, that scene is so important bfbfjfkfkfjfjkfnd (sorry... going into fangirl mode a bit)

In conclusion: I loved the Darkling for Ben in the show, and as I am not used to write for villains, I doubted myself too much to write for him. But now I've read the books and I have turned full on Team Darkling, he is now my baby, my child, my husband, I love him, I want to give hugs and kisses and keep him safe and help him commit genocides. So here we are...

[poison-uwu]

How tf can you be mad at someone if you knowingly treat them like shit

[bewareofchris]

Look guys I found this website called marriageheat.com and if I gotta live with fact that i voluntarily read this story about a “straight” man skating along the side of recognizing his deep, deep, deep seated size kink than you have to suffer with me.  this story is called “My Desire for Her: Taking a big one” by loveallofher and i promise you that this is only a very small fraction of the wtf you’ll find there.

[thebluemage]

[lethargarian]

dark haired circus era felix has his hands around my throat

[iloveprettyboysblog]

Miles Fucking Teller 💙💙

[catparty41]

THE CURSE STRIKES AGAIN

[liminalimmortal]

I'm out here living my best life

loving barbatos

and kicking people who claim he's not a character, he's a country

truly

fighting for a just cause