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[kheyys-worms]

Stalker on the Train.

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Based on a chat I had with @merakiui. May our brains continue to rot with thoughts of stalker Tako hehe <3 Also check out her new fic with the same theme: angel/angler. ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

[takofuus]

Pre-bishop Narinder and his local sheep friend he just started talking to one day

Hey Alexa play Drag Me Down by One Direction

[kenchann]

some stitch event doodles 🏖🏄‍♂️

[merakiui]

the difference in tears is remarkable…

[leternumo]

finished an older sketch .

[mochinomnoms]

From @Jk6o4k on twitter, someone who isn't Shrimpy is talking to him and he doesn't like it.

I love he just pics them up and smooches them like a cat.

Floyd's a cutie patootie, idc what anyone says!!! When he loves a partner, he loves them so so much!!! Smooch them, squeeze them, turn them into a merperson so he can live out the domestic dream of curling around his personal cleaner shrimp at night!!!!

[pandorastower]

Art from PLASTIC  PROTEIN

[tokopng]

happy big run

[linkedin-offficial]

i like to think im funny

love these critters!

(pawno and dorothy belong to @s0ckh3adstudios and @faceeeeee respectfully)

[kurtniii]

azul when his contracts got destroyed

[takonxmz]

A series of stories about modern exorcists, the ghosts to whom they become tied, and the various vengeances that they may or may not take.

(A modern-with-cultivation AU for MDZS, originally inspired by Beetlejuice and now gone entirely off the rails.)

A takonxmz series of podfics of ghost stories written by @dangerouscommiesubversive

Listen on ao3 here 🔗⤵️

Jiangzai x3: A Story About Death

songxuexiao | total podfic length: 01:25:13

Interior Design

sangcheng | total podfic length: 01:58:51

Gimme Shelter

wangxian | total podfic length: 2:10:28

Writ In Blood

xiyao | total podfic length: 2:08:45

[kheyys-worms]

Eepy babie eel

Based on this tweet:

[takofuus]

Sheep maintenance

[antleredoctopus]

yes yes warwick and where's viktor and noxus invading and--

LOOK TWO SECONDS OF MY BOY

[merakiui]

Mera Mera, would Azul send a drunken dick pic saying "check this out" and how would he react when you respond with "yeah check it out with a doctor, I've found 17 flaws and 3 concerns, I will continue this analysis in the morning"

I just want him embarrassed, maybe sobbing bc lord knows how cute he looks crying

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OHHHHH,,,, MY POOR TAKO.......... you are killing him!!!! He's taking damage in real life. He never wants to come out of his octopus pot again after that. T^T more importantly, he vows to never get drunk and allow liquid courage to aid him in sending nudes ever again. He reads the text a few more times and it hurts even more than the last. </3 he's just so sad. Is it really so terrible? If it's that flawed in human form, what does this mean for his mer form?!?!?! Will you think it's unsightly and gross? Omg he is spiraling.

He doesn't get any sleep that night. He's kept awake rethinking his life and his choices and every little mistake he's ever made. >_< please give him a hug and bring him his favorite snacks and promise him you were only joking. He needs the reassurance.

[mochinomnoms]

Cling azul clingy azul clingy azul. Kisses for azulito. Azulito deserves many kisses

BESITOS! MUCHÍSIMOS BESITOS, MUCHÍSIMOS PARA EL AZULITO MI AZULITO AZULITO AZULITO AAAAAAAAAAAAAA BESITOS BESOSBESOSBESO!!!!!!!! EL MERECE MI AMOR, MI CARIÑO, MI TODO LOS BESOS NO SON SUFICIENTE—

*ahem*

If you're like me, and insist on showering Azulito (he begs that you don't call him that in front of others, especially the twins) with kisses and kisses galore, you better commit to it!!

You better let him cling to you as you cuddle and smooch in his large bed, he's exhausted after a long day's work. He needs this, he needs to wrap his arms (just the two never seems enough sometimes) around you as you lay on his chest with his weighted blanked on top of you both.

Complain that it's heavy, but he insists if he's to take you back home that you start becoming accustomed to the pressure of the ocean and his 8 tentacles around you. No, you are legally obligated to spend at least one hour with him every day after 5pm per your relationship contact.

(Note that, it's not an actual contract. He's made very few since Leona destroyed his collection, saving them for emergencies and things of personal importance. He has one waiting for you to sign in the future, glittering gold with the words ENGAGEMENT CONTRACT on the top.)

For now, though, he demands that you let him indulge in your affections, exclusive to him (and maybe Grim). Leave lipstick marks on him, one specifically on his collar, Why are you so surprised? It's so that he can brag about getting such a wonderful, beautiful, enchanting, loving partner. Azul's so surprisingly affectionate in public, an arm wrapped around your waist so that his hand rests on your hip, rubbing any exposed skin there. He's bringing you closer, preening when you place a hand on his chest for stability. That's right, he's YOUR stability in this crazy world. He's delighted that everyone else can mope and stomp around, jealous as you place another kiss on his cheek. All these single-fucks can seethe and cry about how he, the Azul Ashengrotto, can show off his pretty eye-candy of his arm with a self-satisfied smirk.

You're his partner, his beloved, his his his! You, to be frank, had the opportunity to choose celebrities, princes, heirs, future kings. You had the cream of the crop, really. But none of them met your standards, only him! He wins! Ha! Ha ha ha! Now, let's go back to the bedroom, he's in need of your sweet embrace and would like to make out with his partner! HIS!!!

Ha, ha, HA!