#i think that’s the worst ever lmfao

[frnkiebby]

mr train conductor frnkie~🎃

[emblazons]

The homies pulling up posts from bylers defending gay!Will subtext all the way back in SEASON ONE on the dash tonight? “Even if he never turns out to be gay there is still reason to believe it’s possible” FROM 2016?!?

Y’all got me out here feeling like I just saw the sacred texts written by the apostles with Christ. Like looking at the physical letters of Paul to the church in Ephesus about Jesus after a life of only reading the ESV LMFAO

[rewrite-canon]

me when sad media piece about romantic relationship: light work no reaction

me when sad media piece about sibling dynamic: oh. okay. its got a little kick.

me when sad media piece about child-parental figure dynamic: LET ME GET UP LET ME GET UP LET ME GET UP ELT MEGET UP ELT ME GET UP ELTMR FJETY UP LEGBR LE FEOT UP

[kavehayati]

Hearing some lady on tiktok saying alhaitham staying up late at night thinking about how he fumbled so hard and should’ve kept his mouth shut cause canonically both kavehs parents had admirers and that meant that kaveh “was getting them hoes” WAS NOT SOMETHING I THOUGHT ID HEAR REGARDING MY WIFE HELP 😭

[imunbreakabledude]

white us american jewish people stop trying to use antiblackness as a gotcha for antisemitism, as in, "if someone made a comment like this about black people, everyone would be FURIOUS!!!" challenge

obligatory 'i am jewish responding to my own friends/family who do this' disclaimer in case strangers encounter this post and try to read it in bad faith

[h-f-k]

I’ll never steal someone else’s vape ever again, I thought this guy was smoking tobacco so i smoke quite a lot and fifteen minutes later my mouth started to feel dry as fuck and i realized it was fucking WEED. I’ve never been so fucking high in my life, i was literally this motherfucker

[cherry-shipping]

one of the (admittedly many) reasons i love love love LOVE my uf and ht self inserts i think is because all the shit i hate about myself is amplified with them and i LOVE them for it. theyre weird gross perverted overbearing annoying creeps who nobody really feels comfortable around. and its the BEST!!!!!!!!! like yeah they suck shit. they dont know anything and theyre genuinely disturbing and disgusting people. arent they just the BEST

[3416]

takes like this are just so incredibly intangible and ridiculous to me, and the fact that that's all bozos on sports twitter can come up with as any sort of 'test' game in and game out is just............ you lack braincells...

[tariah23]

Outside of all of… that happening to Gojo, and finishing Snowfall the other day, eek……..

[thatfuckincat]

[moe-broey]

Undeadbeat Dad Part 1: Father's First Dad Joke

I still have it out for Gustav not gonna lie, but my number one solution to anything ever is to just get silly about it! 🥰🥰🥰

[swordmaid]

but anyway that oathbreaker dialogue is so interesting with the 7k spawns because if she was against balthazar binding aylin so ketheric could use her, she's def against astarion (and cazador) sacrificing the spawns for power. and i like freeing the spawns after bc shri'iia believes in the presence of choice (!!) and they should be the ones to decide if they want to live or die. it doesn't matter to her what they choose to do later, but what's important is that they're the ones making that choice you know - like i think that's what her newfound oath is about, just having that presence of choice be available to you bc before she just followed lolth and her tenets without question. but now she's free... and she gets to make her own choices for better or for worse.. and all the consequences are now hers to face... and in turn she doesn't want anyone's autonomy to be taken away from them. they deserve to make their own choices - their freedom is theirs to take..!!!

[creaturebloom]

even tho my pmdd is for some reason triggering intrusive thoughts (among the usual flair of symptoms) i'm just gonna keep going with my days and the schedule that i (normally) love ! and that's how it's going to be !

[mostlymaudlin]

i cant wait till i move again bc i used to be soooo good at feeding myself when i had more fridge/counter space .. i have a rice cooker and i would also just take an hour every week and make it an Activity to like, roast vegetable and make a whole box of pasta and put salad in small tupperware containers. and i would also put snacks in ziploc bags, both fridge (like grapes and celery or whatever) and also pantry things like popcorn n Fun Treats and stuff. and then i would JUST have that in the house. but it was fine bc everything wld have like either no prep or wld just require a couple mins in the microwave.

now that i live with family in a small space its such a free for all and the fridge/pantry are zoos lmfao.

[cuwalli]

I love dredging through tags and finding these small blogs with the most insane, unhinged, wildly off-base takes on my Favorite Media and then just backreading all of their content as if it's a Sunday and I'm rubbernecking at the scene of a nine car pile-up

[blorbosexterminator]

I have unfortunate news. I regret informing you that this Ramadan will not see the promised Telenovela "A Parisian Tale". There is nothing to blame but my complete mismanagement of time and the audacity of the people who pay me to do work asking me to do work.