#i thought I was going to die

[organicmatter]

my new tattoo from jason leisge at oddball tattooery

[lil-artist-blog-fandoms-ocs]

Never tell your demon boyfriend that you're tired, because he will carry you to the makeshift bed and make you sleep (and he will also stay behind the door to guard you)

[littleheartsong]

a little birthday present to MYSELF. a bit late haha..... i took a bit longer than i wanted but i was very determined to finish it. OH WELL. i had fun and im happy with how it turned out :o)

[melodymorningdew]

⚠️ CONTENT WARNING ⚠️ mentions of bowel movements.

✨🎶I finally shaaaaaaaat🎶✨

[the-august-one]

Y'ALL.

I just watched a video that made me laugh so goddamn hard that it only came out as wheezing for 3 minutes straight (not exaggerating) AND NOW MY FINGERTIPS AND TOES ARE TINGLING !!! !!

This is a gif of it

[underisntavalible]

ibuprofen is the best midnight snack, nobody can convince me otherwise

[south-of-heaven]

I have been successfully traumatised today

My 19 year old hung over sister threw up in the car

I have never flown out of a vehicle so fast

[salmonpancakes-blog]

The countryside Umutlu Kasabası | pt 1

[gemstone-jay]

Three generations going grocery shopping together should be illegal.

[mydarlingdahlia]

Okay look if we sign up to be besties that automatically makes it to where if I need you to, you lie for me, and I don’t need to permission to put you in my lie

My bullshit, is your bullshit, and YOUR bullshit, is MY bullshit.

If I’m staring directly at you, not blinking, standing stiff as a board, that means the bitch got the drop on us, this is not a test, it’s the real deal, HELP ME.

HELP. ME.

NIGGA.

Okay listen, one time when something like this happened, my good friend Blake…

Imma be straightforward. That bitch ignored all signs.

I got home late one night (this was like a year ago) and I had been doing some uhhh “activities”. (I wasn’t cheating or anything but I did shit i probably shouldn’t have)

So I was high, as a kite, and I walk in the house, Mia is standing in the doorway.

“*signs* Where were you?”

“Uhhh…with friends!”

“*signs* Okay, call one of them.”

“Fine! I’ll call Blake, he has nothing to lie about!”

So I call Blake, on FaceTime, and give him THE look. He ignored all signs. That mf straight up said:

“Oh, hey dude! Wow, you still high as a kite over there? I’m surprised you ain’t pass out from all of that stuff you took in.”

Mia was not aware I was high.

Safe to say I got my ass beat that night.

[blakeyisbae]

I remember one time when I was arguing with Lottie like a couple months ago I’m pretty sure I barely dodged losing my life

So we were arguing pretty intensely back and forth, I can’t remember what we were arguing about for the life of me, but at one point when I looked her directly in the eyes I knew I had to stop right then and there

She had fucking MURDER in her eyes 😭

She wasn’t visibly angry either, that’s the scary thing. Blank face, but her eyes looked like the firey gates of hell. 😀

Her hands were twitching at her side. I’m pretty sure if I went any further in that argument she would’ve strangled me or beaten me within an inch of my life-

She’s still one of my good friends tho

She scares me, but I still love her 🫶

[obligur]

i was at the zoo with my friends on a school trip and we were debating the evolutionary advantages of adams apples and my stupid ass decided to say “they’re for gay men to thirst over in fan fiction” and came around the corner and there was a zoo employee RIGHT THERE giving me the weirdest look

[fenesst]

I thought mirage was a hooker, idk why...

He was just so... SCAUCY!?

[maaaxx]

twbb Chapter 14 :)

[she-whodreams]

TMI but maybe interesting for my anemic and iron deficient girlies: it’s possible that your poopie gets green while taking the supplements 😟

[keirametzbrassknuckles]

The pure elation of tracking down the out of print and extremely obscure book containing the only English translation of a key text and finding out that a library you have access to has it