#i thought this was funny enough to post

[spamtongreal1]

me after i go on a reblog spree while drinking disgusting ass coffee and listening to mother mother:

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[dapper-lil-arts]

I have bad news. Rainbow Dash has become gay due to woke. Reblog to pray

[artkaninchenbau]

People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again

[cj-the-random-artist]

Ok hear me out: Narilamb but they're both aroace and in a qpr.

I've been rolling around in my head for like a long long time this idea that Narinder and Lambert could both be aroace and (after like. A couple of centuries or so) end up in this like very comfortable very close relationship that neither of them define as anything specific other than calling it a "companionship". But on the other hand most of the cult thinks that they're dating in secret or something despite the fact that both of them have said they don't take lovers, because they are clearly very tight but maybe not super openly so, so maybe the cultists thing they're being secretive and hiding something or something like that. Idk but my aroace brain loves thinking about extremely close (mostly) platonic relationships and for some reason my brain decided hmm. I'm going to take this and throw it at Narilamb and see how I like it.

So then I decided to make a ridiculous joke comic about Narinder asking Lambert's hand in marriage specifically because he wants to get out of paying taxes. Because like, I know that spouse followers do actually still have to pay taxes in the actual game but. Hey Narinder and Lambert have presumably never married so they probably don't know that...? Honestly the only reason I made this was because the concept tickled me and I spent too much time on this for no one to see it, so. This comic and all it's absolute ridiculousness be upon ye.

While there's a tiny part of me that's been thinking about making this into an AU (which I'd probably call something like the "Strictly Platonic AU" or something), I know for a fact that I would blatantly not do anything legitimate with it so. It's an unofficial AU I guess?? But. Anyways. I thought this would be funny. Enjoy my ramblings and I hope you enjoy this thing that I spent. Actual time on. Lol

[mary-james-world-of-shames]

Everyone know oavement on TikTok? Yeah. Love them. Have this comic I made late at night half trying to be sweet and the other half trying to make my sibling laugh.

[julijbee]

girlbossing too close to the sun.

[peekychu]

Sona doodleys

[mitwodlemi]

MAG 187

[megapocalypse]

You know that trope of "fake dating" where MC tries to get ML jealous? Okay, and also how when this applies to Moshang and Bingqiu it's normally cumplane fake dating and Mobei with Binghe.

Imagine a weird scenario of circumstance where instead SQH convinces Binghe to fake date him to make their crushes jealous, and Mobei does the same with Shen Yuan (how did they get there? I don't know.)

Full out wars would happen, friendships would be broken and it would be a bloodbath. LBH obviously being the yandere jealous type would plan out ways in his burn book on how to maim Mobei while crying and listening to mitski, but I think their dynamic would mostly be "giving each other murderous stares" and breaking their glass beverages during fake double dates.

Binghe would make vent art or something about murdering Mobei and the other suitors, and making a weird shrine in his home where he cuts other guys out of the pictures he took of SY.

SQH and SY on the other hand? They'd kill each other. Like SY would be giving SQH "you're dead to me" looks, and SQH would be seething. It wouldn't take long for either of them to snap and just throttle the other, full on fighting where they try to strangle the other. Somehow weapons might get involved who knows, but someone has to go to the hospital afterwards.

(Eventually they make up and everything works out with Moshang and Bingqiu endgame 💕 just a few broken ribs to spare.)

[ithinkdogshouldvote]

Local fuck up Terry jr.

[quikyu]

[fifiophobia]

Sapphics when the two girls in a love triangle fight over a guy instead of dating each other and getting over him

[luck-of-the-drawings]

so REVENGE, HUH? or justice, if that makes you feel better. it tastes the same when cooked just right. 'I REALLY WANTED A BROTHER.' such a shame to burn a bridge you so desperately wanted to keep, especially when it wasnt even you who started the fire. especially when you hope that not a single fragment of that bridge ever washes ashore.[MAY IT ROT FAR FROM MY SIGHTS] an unfortunate loss! atleast he has his friends.

[mumblesplash]

pov you’re the wither and you have about 30 seconds to live

(the marks under his eye just say ‘RIP’ in sga/enchantment table language if anyone was curious)

[ghastlyaffairs]

for something as trivial and simple those feelings sure are hard to get rid of

also made a gif a version for fun + alt version with no tears under the cut

the gif is in very low resolution...this is a feature (i could make it bigger but that would require saving each frame individually and than glueing it all together. also i feel like low resolution suits it better. aesthetically and fits the mood)