this is just kind of a big tangent but like I fucking hate when nerd ass losers see a game with even vague similarities to another game and go "ERMMM. HOW ORIGINALL (SARCASTIC). THIS IS JUST ANOTHER GAME IN THE STUPID TREND OF-" and then they list every genre/label under the sun to try and discredit the game as unoriginal by comparing it to other games. 90% of the time they haven't even played the game they're complaining about. they just see pixel art and get angry ig.
like look at this image. look at this and tell me it's not just alphabet soup. what do half of these words even mean. congrats on discovering what a genre is I guess?????????? good for you?????? do you want a fuckin award or something???? a little handclap??? shall I pour you a little glass of wine for being oh so smart and sophisticated for figuring out that Things Can Have Little Similarities Sometimes?????? just say that 7 years later you're still bitter that undertale got popular and leave oh my god
"quirky dialogue" oh I'm sorry did you want your dialogue boring and soulless yeah let me just remove the personality from the game. here's your Nothing Burger I hope you're happy. "pixel art" oh so i guess like almost every game that came out in the 80s and 90s is actually just part of a so-called "2010s-2020s trend". These people genuinely think earthbound and celeste are "Basically The Same". it's not even an rpg. You had to throw in platformers in your disgusting word smoothie because otherwise you couldn't even find any real similarities besides "has a story and contains pixels". they think the psychological horror game Omori is just Undertale 2. yeah sorry guys Super Fuckin Mario Brothers is part of the quirky rpg metroidvania fjhksdgjhlkfgsdhkfgh-like diarrhea trend. cant play it now or you're cringe and bad. do you people ever get TIIIRRREEDDDDD. DO YOU EVER ENJOY THINGS. ON THEIR OWN MERIT. DO YOU EVEN GIVE THINGS A CHANCE. YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL FOR NOT LIKING THINGS YOU'RE BORING AND ANNOYING AS FUCK. I'm so fucking done
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How about ut and us bros playing minecraft? I'd love to see the kind of shenanigans they'd get up to lol
Sans:
He’s the mining player. He disappears for like three hours and only returns when he has a full stack of diamonds.
Papyrus is mind boggled every time he does because he never sees him leave?? San will be right behind him while he’s crafting and then papyrus will turn around and he’s gone!!
Papyrus swears sans somehow managed to get his shortcuts into a minecraft
Sans and stretch usually team up. Stretch explores around and tells sans where any decent caves are and sans shares some of his spoils with him
Papyrus:
Papyrus busies himself with creating huge muscled statues of himself and sans.
He tries to get sans to join in but gets frustrated when sans just piles a bunch of packed snow into a corner and calls it a day
In their minecraft server theres just dozens of these huge papyrus statues dotting the landscape
If you get up close to them you can see some of them have been griefed. Pools of lava and tnt and such, maybe a few wood dicks attached to them as well
Papyrus doesn’t know who’s doing it but he swears on his life that he will find out.
His anger grows as more and more of these wood PPs ruin his works of art
Stretch:
Its him
He’s the one doing the griefing
Every time papyrus’s pained screams of anguish echo over the mic stretch has to mute himself otherwise he’s gonna get caught laughing his ass off
At least stretch doesn’t do it too much, just when he wanders across another huge statue in the middle of nowhere
How does he do it??? Stretch is 90% sure he’s the only player out this far
Oh and he also explores, gathering all the rare loot so he can do trades
He totally acts like a drug dealer when he does this. Which blue absolutely despises but has to tolerate if he wants his coral
Blue:
Bros the first to be geared up in full netherite armour.
Fully enchanted netherite sword and elytra wings
How??? Anguishes papyrus, we literally just created this world??
A master never reveal his secrets
Nah but he’s the type of player to focus on all the bosses,
He takes the warden as a challenge, and actually manages to defeat him with a stick and some lava
Blue and his army of dogs. They’re numbering in the thousands now. Every day they grow stronger
Sans has to escape to the very bottom of the world just to escape the barking
Also really hates when Stretch tries to act like some shady drug dealer
“JUST GIVE ME MY BAMBOO ALREADY STRETCH!!!!”
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y'all. if you know me, and if you need a reason to play in stars and time, just know this:
i don't think any game has impacted me emotionally like this since night in the woods
it takes a lot to make me feel that specific, delicious, perfect rush that night in the woods always gives me. everything from the gutwrenching anxiety to the hope and warmth and fulfillment of it all.
this game is very special, please check it out
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