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michu-writes · 2 years

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Bathing headcanons with their s/o <3 | Ninjago

A/N: Not a request but I came up with this while I was taking a shower so!!!! Also this is completely sfw, I just thought it would be cute to share these headcanons with you guys!!

Also I skipped writing for Lloyd because I was tired and wrote this at 2am, but lmk if you want me to make another one of these for him!

Warning: Nudity obviously (no nsfw tho, this is just fluff)

Cole Brookstone

I'm starting off with him because you know why <3. Imagine a long day of training with only 2-4 breaks, must be exhausting right? So in the evening when everyone was mentally and physically drained from all the training, you decided to treat your boyfriend, Cole, into a nice and warm bath. I mean, he smelled and was sweating really bad, so you really didn't have any choice. You just had to drag him into the bath even if he didn't want to.

"Nooooo..... I don't wanna go, I'm tired and wanna cuddle." the master of earth whined as you dragged him by his arms to the bathroom, but he was way too heavy.

"Cole, babe, I'm not gonna cuddle with a stinky sweaty man. Come on, we'll cuddle after, okay? I already prepared it all, and I can join you if that makes you feel better."

"Okay!" He immediately jumped up and ran to the bathroom as if he just regained all his energy back.

Anyways, now to the headcanons!!!!

This man would be smiling the whole fucking time. He's just so happy he gets to be so close to you (not in a weird way) and he's just really fucking touch starved- Massage his shoulder, he'll instantly calm down and melt into your touch after a tiresome day like this. Also he'd probably just wrap his big arms around your body as you both talk or rant about the day. He'd even maybe sing to you if he feel like it <33333. He'd kinda go into panic mode or he like really nervous when you wash his hair because,,,,, he's not used to being taken care of like that? Especially when his mother died? He absolutely loves it and would probably cry because he miss his mom and just <333. He loves taking his time to be with you, so expect the two of you being on that bath for at least an hour or so 💀. But after that you both go changing, and then cuddle and sleep <33333333. Taking baths with you is probably his favorite thing to do, he finds it so comforting. You guys don't even have to do anything, not even talk, he just wants to enjoy your presence, that's all that matter for him <333333.

Kai Smith

Kai's probably the one to initiate it, unless it's in one of those days like in Cole's. Like maybe he's just missing you and feels like he haven't given you enough affection and love that day so he decides to do something special for you. He's very extra about it and tries to be romantic. You know with all the flower petals, candles, bath bombs, etc. You'll of course thank him for all that, and his confidence boosts his 100% lmao. He probably asked Nya to help him because she's a girl and knows way more than him on how to do these things (which almost led to her to do all the work). He insists in joining you (if you feel comfortable with doing so) and if you said yes, he'd just quickly strip off naked and hop into the small bathtub, causing a quite big splash and a candle or two to fall down, but you luckily caught them both. "Whoops...." You gave him a look and which he gave an innocent smile in return.

So with that out of the way, instead of you massaging him, it's the other way around. I headcanon him actually being really good and skilled at massaging, and would probably heat up the tub a little if it starts to get a little cold. Kai just wants you to know how much he loves you <333. Also you'd both start doing stupid things out of boredom like playing Rock Paper Scissors or would you rather or whatever. He'd wash your hair for you, but ends up accidentally either putting soap in your eye or using the wrong shampoo 😭. Give him a 10 for trying though. He's a sweetheart but an unaware dumbass like <3.

Jay Walker

Okay Jay is very similar to Kai, except he's an aware dumbass <33. He's probably too shy to initiate it himself, but he does try though. He'd be so awkward about it, and would also get Nya and ask if it's enough with all the flowers and candles and shit, and she responds with "Yeah... More than enough I think." But at least he knows it's good. Again like I said, sometimes he's shy with initiating all this, like he's only good at kissing or hugging or maybe hand holding unprompted. It's so cute <33.

"Awh, Jay, you did all this for me?"

"Yeah, I'm glad you like it."

"I love it! Thank you, I really needed something to get my mind off of."

And just as he was turning around to walk out the door, he fisted the air with a small victorious "Yes!!!!!". That was until you stopped him and asked if he cared to join you. He never thought you ask, and got even more happy.

"Are you sure? I don't wanna invade your privacy."

"I know you want to, come on! It'll be fun." You reassured and gestured him to come in as you were already inside the bath tub.

Now that both of you were in it, you sighed and leaned onto his body, allowing him to wrap his arms around you. He has never been this close to you before, to anyone really, so you could tell he was a bit hesitant. But the longer you both were there together, the more comfortable he became. You'd both just talk about random shit, laugh at some jokes, and it'll soon escalate to both of you splashing water all over the place and at each other, so there was a lot to clean up... But you both still enjoyed it !!! He'd definitely ask to do it again sometime, and hopefully it doesn't get that messy again.

Zane Julian

Zane is a nindroid, he can't take baths 💀. But you can still clean him up! Like maybe clean up with a damp towel on some scratches, marks or stains to keep him shiny and new as possible. Let's just take the same context as Cole's. He was a mess as soon as he walked into your room you just had to clean him up. You could tell he was tired to do it himself so you offered him to help. You'd call Nya or Pixal if there was some minor injuries in his system (it's always Nya smh /lh). He felt bad for having you to assist him, but you just have to reassure him one way or another. He'd probably guide you a little though just incase you stumble upon something important or sensitive, he's a nindroid after all and should be taken care of with caution.

After all that, he'd probably make you a treat or a good meal even if he's tired as a reward, he doesn't care if you protest about it. He just loves you okay???? <333 kiss him too, he'll explode. Literally.

#Ninjago #lego ninjago #Cole Brookstone #Zane Julian #Jay Walker #Kai Smith #x reader #x y/n #y/n #reader insert #ninjago x reader #cole Brookstone x reader #zane Julian x reader #Jay walker x reader #kai smith x reader #fanfiction #headcanon #scenario

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oncasette · 2 years

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could you please do anything fluffy/hurt comfort for eddie. maybe some reassurance of some sort idc. vol 2 is fake and not canon and did not happen and i will not be hearing anything otherwise

- 🪷

anon my love. of course.

you’ve locked yourself in eddie’s bathroom, knees pulled up to your chest in the dry tub. you know you’re gonna cry, it’s inevitable with the way your eyes are heavy and stinging.

eddie’s not home, yet, either. he’s at hellfire, and the meeting seems to be running late judging by the color of the sky through the thin slats of window above the toilet.

or, at least, you thought he wasn’t home.

“baby, why is the door locked? you trying to shower without me, again?” the door knob jiggles, startling you with his presence. you can hear the rustle of plastic bags being set down, something heavy. “c’mon let me in, getting a little worried.”

you don’t answer him, don’t think you can. there’s no way you’re getting a word out that sounds okay enough to throw him off your scent.

the door jiggling stops for a moment, long enough for eddie to loudly dig for something in his pockets, before he’s cracking the lock with his a credit card.

“sweetheart…” he’s dropping his things in the small sink before he’s kneeling against the edge of the tub, his palm finding that spot just between your shoulder blades.

“don’t want your pity,” you whimper. you want to look at him, want to find comfort in those big brown eyes of his, but you can’t find the strength to lift your head.

“it’s not pity, baby. god, what happened?”

“dunno. hit a wall,” you mumble. it’s another beat of silence with his hand steadily tracing the planes of your back before he speaks up again.

“scoot forward for me?” he asks. you nod, barely, forcing your rickety joints to push you forward enough for him to slip in behind you.

he’s silent as he does it. shaking off his jacket to give you enough skin to skin contact, he curls his arms around your waist.

you’re freezing and sweating and, god, eddie just wants to fix it. wants to fix everything. wants to burn down hawkins, hell, the world if it’ll just help you smile again.

“i love you,” he mumbles against your skin.

“i love you,” you reply, picking your head up enough to lean further into him. “love you so much, eds.”

it’d be okay, everything was going to be fine. eddie would make sure of it.

tags— @zeldaknight @ridestomars @gods-and-monsterss

#eddie munson x reader #eddie munson #stranger things #joseph quinn #joseph quinn x reader

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my-darling-boy · 4 years

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how do you do your photo sessions? is it just you and your camera or is someone else taking photos ? theyre all so cool and im rlly curious as to how you do it !!!!!!

I’m so glad someone finally asked this, I was just talking about this with someone and honestly it is SO funny.

The trick is: as long as you’ve got a camera, luck, and at least one tripod—along with understanding of some basic photography and a good imagination—you can do a LOT. I’m known for having whacky set ups! My sister helps me with them when I can’t do them all myself and let me tell you, we’ve come up with some weird things. I’ve been teaching my sister what I know about photography and film over the years, so she’s been a big help getting my own photos done, and in return I do ones for her.

In most of my photos, I’m in the bathroom. I don’t care what you think you see, I’m probably in the bathroom. Bathrooms have great lighting most of the time, and our bathroom has a skylight which is great natural lighting. If you don’t have access to a lot of professional lighting, setting up rigs in front of windows is great. I love using everyday objects and making them look ambiguous to suit my needs for a different object. My “halo” is literally a paper plate. I’m wearing a pillowcase. I set up the camera, my sister just had to check my positioning and lighting and click the button since I don’t have a remote.

Again, I am in the bathroom. I’m still sitting on top of a counter. This one, we stacked some boxes haphazardly and put our lighting on top, which is usually this really bright survivalist lantern. I also taped a clip lamp to a tripod. My sister was standing on the opposite bathroom counter. It was so hot in there so I was in shorts and thigh highs, but you wouldn’t know that just by the photo

I was in my bedroom for this one! A couple of tripods, an edited background, and a suggestive expression was all I needed to make this look like the Lieutenant and I were having a Good Time in his trench lodgings. If you don’t have an actual historical object like a swagger stick, a wooden spoon with a thimble on the end works too (as I found out). If you get creative enough, there are tons of objects and clothing you can fake. And yes my phone mount for the tripod is literally a macaron box I fashioned to hold my phone

This is a great example of knowing how to frame your subject. We loved the treeline in the back garden because it resembled being out in nature, but we have a rather unattractive space out there surrounding it. To solve this, I got up on a high stool and my sister knelt down below and shot the photo from the nearer the ground. You would never know just out of frame was a garage, a trash heap, a shed, a truck, and other suburban houses.

I’ll let you take a guess as to where I’m at for this one.... yes it’s the bathroom again. This time I’m by this awkward corner on the floor near the tub. We stacked a hamper on top of the tub and rolled some foam into a cone to direct lighting from a phone and lantern at my face. There was no angle to take the photo without running into the tub or shower so my sister had to take it in the tub. My knees and abs were killing me cos I had to half-kneel for the position, and strain my eyes to look up. There was also a low tripod behind me to drape my “mantle” over to keep it from falling flat against my back.

I don’t even know how to explain this one and I couldn’t even fit it all in the drawing. We got in front of the downstairs window, hung the same white bedsheet I use so much from the ceiling, I knelt on a chair, and I set up the tripod just out of frame in that drawing. We basically gathered every lamp we could reasonably put in the window sill and took the shades off two tall lamps or optimal lighting. I taped bee magnets to my skin. The “clouds” are actually just pulled apart cotton balls taped to a straw and held in various positions in front of the lens. Perfect perspective play.

An honourable mention was my audio set up for my October ghost video.

I don’t have professional audio equipment aside from a Yeti mic, so we had to get creative with how we would get the mic close enough to the subject. Yes, that is a tripod duct taped to another tripod and counter weighted by a bag of books. My mic is literally screwed into a socket it’s not supposed to even be in on the end of the tripod and the cord for it wouldn’t reach the couch to my laptop so I had to stack a stool on a chair next to this incredible contraption with the laptop on top so it could reach. How this entire thing did not collapse at any point is beyond me. (Can you tell I love tape and lamps?)

For photo editing programs, I hate editing on the computer and I will eat my own shoes before I give Adobe any of my money, so I use Enlight and Afterlight 2 from the App Store on my phone, and also FaceTune for certain face corrections. Afterlight 2 has a filter called “Himalaya” which is VERY similar to how 1880s-1920s photos looked and the app has plenty of dust overlays to make your photo look old. Enlight I use for broader ranges of image correction and background editing. Some examples of old photos I’ve done with a combination of those apps:

My sister and I are very resourceful and creative whenever we do these things. I don’t have any formal training in photography, I just have a vision of what I want and I try to do what I can to achieve it. I’ve had photographers with masters degrees in photography tell me it’s astounding I’ve been able to achieve photo results that rival their own with what limited resources I had while they had access to everything under the sun at their uni.

In short, all I really do is pull out my camera and some tripods and other makeshift items with a photoset in my mind, and sometimes I burst into my sister’s room standing like “hi welcome to chili’s” if I need some assistance

#I actually get asked photography questions A Lot but this touches on most of it #long post #photography #me #my sister

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spitdrunken · 2 years

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NSFW/KINK PROMPTS

this is a slightly modified version of an old prompt list from 2013 by (i believe) @/rosehasanewblog. when reblogging the old version, the formatting is pretty bad so just copied and pasted it. these are types of porn and kinks!

REGULAR

1. FIRST TIME: One or Both of you are virgins. 2. WEDDING NIGHT: You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not. 3. MASTURBATION: Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend. 4. BLOW JOBS: Sucky sucky, bucky bucky. 5. PENETRATIVE: There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front. 6. MAKE UP SEX: You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives. 7. UP AGAINST THE WALL: You couldn't wait when they came in the door. 8. IN THE SHOWER: Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once. 9. GET AWAY: You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like! 10. BEEN AWHILE: It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time! 11. BREAK UP SEX: This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex! 12. HOOK UP: You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so... 13. THE BIG NIGHT: You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step! 14. DOGGY STYLE: Sex from behind. 15. FROTTAGE: You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough. 16. SPOONING: Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning! 17. COUCH: Fooling around on the couch! 18. MASSAGE AND MAYBE SOMETHING MORE: You want to pamper your lover tonight! 19. CANDLELIT: Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese. 20. PICK YOUR OWN: Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

PUBLIC

1. AT SCHOOL: Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk. 2. AMUSEMENT PARK: You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel. 3. IN THE PARK: Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms. 4. AT THE MALL: Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time 5. THE SEX STORE: How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me 6. SOMEONE ELSE'S HOME: You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do. 7. FOREST: camping isn't the only fun thing to do.... 8. IN A CLOSET: seven minutes in heaven? Just no other choice? have fun in there! 9. IN THE WEATHER: Rain, snow, whatever, you just can't wait to do it! 10. HOSPITAL: In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one! 11. IN THE CAR: The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill! 12. IN THE WOODS: Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly. 13. IN THE RESTROOM: You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do. 14. UNDER THE TABLE: Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of. 15. ELEVATOR: Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you. 16. BACK OF THE CLUB: You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other... 17. AT A CONCERT: You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either. 18. AGAINST A WINDOW: Up against a window where anyone looking could see... 19. PUTTING ON A SHOW: Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill. 20. PICK YOUR OWN: Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

HARDCORE

1. NON-CON: They say no, you'll make them say yes. 2. DUB-CON: They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways. 3. BONDAGE: Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot. 4. FISTING: One, two, three, four, five... and then one again. 5. BLOOD PLAY: Red is a really lucky color... not for someone. 6. POWER PLAY: Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy. 7. PIERCING/TATTOOS: body piercing can an erotic experience for some. 8. ASPHYXIATION: They say it makes you come even harder, but be careful! 9. GORE: different from blood play, this time it's causing more permanent damage... 10. COCK &AMP; BALL/PUSSY TORTURE: Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good. 11. FLOGGING: Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty. 12. ORGASM DENIAL: They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all. 13. FORCED ORGASMS: Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort. 14. DOUBLE PENETRATION: Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full. 15. ICE PLAY: Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down. 16. WAX PLAY: Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good? 17. FIGHTING: It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex. 18. ELECTROSEX: Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples. 19. SENSORY DEPRIVATION: it can make orgasms even stronger! 20. PICK YOUR OWN: Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

ROLEPLAY

1. TEACHER AND STUDENT: Someone needs a better grade. 2. DOCTOR AND PATIENT: Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can. 3. COP AND CRIMINAL: Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy. 4. MASTER AND SERVANT: Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot. 5. STRANGERS: Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted. 6. ENEMIES: Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways! 7. ALIENS: Oh, you want to probe what? 8. NON-CON: Oh, no, please don't! 9. SOLDIER: the big, bad soldier wants a minute alone with you... 10. COWBOYS: Or cowgirls. Yee-haw! 11. FIREMAN: or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright. 12. PIZZABOY: They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully. 13. GOOD GUY AND BAD GUY: Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex. 14. VAMPIRE AND VICTIM: You're going to drink their blood... only probably not. 15. PROSTITUTE: They paid for you. 16. INCEST: parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out. 17. PRIEST: They need to confess to you... 18. KIDNAPPER: Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you? 19. SHY VIRGIN: You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes! 20. PICK YOUR OWN: Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

TOYS

1. DILDO: Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole. 2. VIBRATOR: Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere. 3. FLESHLIGHT: It's like a hole... but not exactly. 4. STRAP-ON: Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one. 5. COCK RING: Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started. 6. ANAL BEADS/BEN WA BALLS: Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun. 7. REAL DOLLS: they're done to look just like a person... it's like a threesome without the hassle of finding another partner! 8. PADDLES: for spanking, you naughty little devil you. 9. WII HAVE AN IDEA: game controllers vibrate... and they can be used for so much more! 10. FUCKING MACHINES: Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls. 11. UNUSUAL OBJECTS: Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes! 12. CLAMPS: Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's no limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way! 13. PLAYING WITH DANGER: The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side! 14. DOLLS: They make some awfully realistic dolls... 15. SEX SWING: A suspended seat made specifically for sex. 16. WATER: A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated! 17. PUMPS: Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction. 18. ANAL PLUGS: They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later. 19. SPECULUM: Want a look inside? 20. PICK YOUR OWN: Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

MISC.

1. DIRTY TALK: Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood 2. THREESOME: Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner. 3. CAN WE PLEASE...: Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up! 4. PHONE SEX: You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them. 5. DIRTY PICTURES/VIDEO: You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection. 6. LOOKING AT/WATCHING PORN: Enjoying porn together can bring you closer! 7. DREAMS: this is all a dream! Will both of you remember it when you wake up? 8. THINK I CAN: for whatever reason, you haven't felt comfortable being intimate with your partner... until now. 9. GHOST: who says spirits can't get a little naughty? Maybe you're not even a spirit but invisible for some reason or another. 10. SEX DRUG: You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now. 11. CHEATING: You're cheating on your lovers with each other. 12. VOYEURISM: You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together. 13. POSSESSED: Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this... 14. GENDERSWITCHED: One or both of you is the other gender! 15. GLORY HOLE: Stimulation awaits on the other side! 16. SEX CLUB: You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies! 17. TEASING: Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing. 18. BLACKMAILED: You were blackmailed into doing this... 19. WEBCAM/IM: You're cybering! 20. PICK YOUR OWN: Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

#nw #prompts #long post

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dabilove27 · 2 years

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My dear sweetest rach, CONGRATULATIONS on 300 followers!! 💚💚💚 You deserve every bit and here's to many fucking more because you're wonderfully talented and deserving. 💚💚💚

For your event, if it's not taken I will like to request either Erwin or Suguru for prompt #2👀👀

Whoever resonates with you the most 😗😗

THANK YOU MY SWEET GEN I LOVE YOU!!!!

So I had to go with Erwin (I got a few more requests for Getou so you will see him around (; ) Thank you to my wife, @lady-lunaaa for beta'ing this I love you!

Link to the masterlist

Warnings: NSFW mentions, established relationship, reader calls Erwin “commander”, pet name (my love)

"Not today Erwin," you snap as you step into his room, your boots tapping lightly on the stone floor. Every part of you is aching; your legs are on fire, your arms feel like they might fall off any minute, and you are in absolutely no mood for sex.

Brutal is the only word to describe the training today. Even though you’re a seasoned Scout falling under Captain Levi, your muscles never seem to get used to the daily torture of training. You groan as you pull off the sweat-stained white button-up, muscles screaming at every tiny movement. Your only desire is to climb into Erwin's big bed and let him snuggle you until the break of dawn.

The last time you slept in your own bed was months ago. Erwin has always been a force you can't resist. From the first moment, when your eyes met his icy blue ones, you just knew that you needed a taste. It didn't take much longer for the two of you to become something more profound after that. Late night rendezvous turns quickly into spending whatever little free time the two of you have together. And that transforms into spending every night tucked away under his sheets with your legs tangling with his.

But tonight, your body is screaming at you to get your ass in bed. No time for fun in the sheets when every part of you aches.

But Erwin is a patient man; he knows how to play you like a skilled musician. You drive him crazy, and you know it. He can hardly focus on watching other Scouts during training because his eyes always find their way back to your perfectly shaped ass, cupped ever so beautifully in those white pants.

You're a danger to him, for watching you too long only causes him to become hard. And he knows all too well that getting a hard-on in those pants is nothing but embarrassing and uncomfortable. But god how is he supposed to tear his eyes away from you when you look that good?

He thinks about you and all the things he wants to do to you when he has you behind his closed door. Memories of your whimpers and whines plague his every thought, and it takes everything inside of him not to bend you over his mattress and rip your pants off.

Erwin knows he has to be patient though; most nights begin like this, complaints of valid aches and pains–he would have to talk to Levi about easing up at least once a week for your sake. But after some time in the tub or shower, your muscles become loose, and you melt like putty in his hands.

This is the delicate dance that the two of you do, not ever entirely giving up to each other until the end. Both of you love the chase. And so, Erwin lies in wait until you submit to him. Sometimes it drives him up the wall, but he can't deny the feeling of sweet success when you finally give in.

He watches your nude body move towards the private bathroom he's lucky enough to have. Again, he can't pull his eyes away from your soft curves and perfectly shaped rear. His pants grow tighter at the sight, and he tries to control himself as he shimmies out of his attire.

The hot water spray meets his ears as you turn on the shower. He hears you let out a satisfying sigh as soon as you are graced by the warm water. Erwin wastes no time joining you, pulling the white curtain back to slip into the small space with you.

He can't stop himself from enveloping you in his arms, pressing his sculpted body against yours. You fit so perfectly against him. You have since the first time the two of you were together.

You let out a little sigh at his actions, leaning back into his muscular chest. A low rumble leaves his throat as your ass presses into his already hard member.

"You're insatiable, Erwin Smith," you chide at him with a lightness in your voice. A deep chuckle escapes him and vibrates in your back. You decide it's time to tease him. "But nothing for you tonight, Commander. I am much too tired" you let out a dramatic huff and lean back against his shoulder, letting the water cascade down your neck.

As much as Erwin loves the chase, he knows when you'll be a brat and when he needs to step things up. He traces up your body to cup your breasts as a sinful moan erupts from your lips at the contact. "I will bring you down on your knees. One way or another," his voice is heavy with lust as he pulls at your pebbled peaks.

"Oh yeah? Why don't you show me what you mean by– that," your voice hitches as he pulls hard on one of your nipples.

"Gladly, my love," he turns you around quickly as he responds, placing a heated kiss on your lips before gently pushing you down by the top of your head until your knees touch the wet tile floor.

Your eyes meet again, playful and seductive, knowing that this night is long from over.

Thanks for reading!

#erwin x reader #aot imagines #aot drabble #erwin smith x reader #rach's 300 follower event #my writing #erwin drabble

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boldlyanxious · 3 years

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A Year of Glitter

Part 4

This one feels more pg-13 than the last. Still clothed but a bit steamier

First / part 2

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Valentine's day did not make Marinette's life any fun. They had planned ahead at the shop and made special order stuffed animals and pieces of jewelry to sell with them. They also partnered with a flower shop to have the items delivered together to make their items that much more appealing to those who were planning ahead. Getting all the items in one place was very convenient for what was already a very elaborate plan for some.

But some people were not exceptional at elaborate plans. Marinette suggested early on that they should work quickly and make extra items to sell on the day. They would get a lot of business and also they could raise the price because it was last minute. She wished they had charged more though. Last minute shoppers were assholes. It was late by the time Marinette got out. Luckily her coworker gave her a ride home to make up for Marinette staying late.

She paused at the door. There was a card attached to it. She hadn't really given it her address except to her coworker just now and she wasn't expecting a secret admirer. She had only been on one date in the time she had lived in Gotham and it hadn't been very noteworthy. She didn't want a call back and hadn't gotten one so it worked out great.

She slipped inside and opened the card. It was red with a blank inside that said:

Fire escape

9pm

It had nothing else on it except a bit of glitter providing Marinette with a good guess as to who left it. He must have seen where she lived when she walked home before. Unfortunately it was past 10 pm so she had probably missed him. She sighed. After the rough day she had the idea of seeing him would have been a nice perk. She put her purse and keys away before walking to the window anyway.

There was a single rose left at her window but as she expected Red Hood was not out there. She wasn't sure if he would try again. He had no good way of knowing whether he had just missed her or if she just chose not to go out there. She found a red ribbon and tied it around the sheer part of her curtain with the rose. It would not be noticeable unless you were looking for it. A major part of her was hoping he would swing back by and look for it. She definitely wasn’t going to go around looking for him.

What she needed after today was to relax so she started the bath and put some leftover soup on low so she would have something warm when she got out. She preferred to take a glass of wine into the bath and worry about hunger later. Her apartment may have been economical, but she had lucked out with the bathroom. A full, deep tub and very hot water. It lasted long enough to fill the bath full or take a long hot shower.

She pulled herself out when the water started to cool. It was just as well, her very full wine glass was now empty and she had caught herself drifting off to sleep. She was still hungry so she decided to eat a bit and then put herself right to bed. They were opening the shop back up early tomorrow for any of the people who had waited beyond the last minute and were desperate for a way to buy a declaration of love. Marinette sighed just thinking of it. Shame. She had almost felt relaxed.

She heard a clang from the fire escape and reached for her heavy ladle just in case someone else had seen her signal. She made sure her robe was tucked around her so any sudden guest would not get a show. The sound was soft but there was a tap-tap on the glass. She rushed over to open the window, still keeping the ladle in her hand. Red Hood barely fit through the window, but he made the shifting around to get his frame through look easy somehow.

He looked too big to be in her tiny apartment.

She was self conscious in her pajamas and thick robe, but it was cozy against the cold from the outside air. He wasted no time pulling off his helmet, turning to set it on the table by the window. Then, he pulled her against him in a hug. Marinette didn’t think about how odd it was that she was the most relaxed she had been all day when against his chest. She just snuggled against him as he mumbled into her hair.

“I have some soup, if you are hungry,” Marinette offered.

“Soup sounds nice,” he said. “You look cozy. Did you stay up waiting for me?”

“Not specifically. I ended up having a very long day at work. I planned to eat and then go to bed.”

“Perfect. Is that an invitation?”

He grinned and she blushed.

“I invited you in and I will share my soup. That will have to be enough.”

“I’ll have to find another way to help you relax. You seem really tense. I could give you a back rub.”

Marinette nodded as he walked over to her. He tugged at her robe and she slid it down, exposing her shoulders and her sensible pajamas. She had sewn the tank top and pants from a very soft fabric in her favorite pink. He had removed his gloves and his hands moved gently along her back and shoulders applying pressure in all the right spots and sliding the tension out. She felt very loose and relaxed. The wine had gotten it started but he knew exactly how to work her muscles out.

He slowed down as he finished and slid his hands down each of her arms causing her to shiver. She turned to face him and he leaned close to her. But before their lips met he lifted her hand up to his mouth a put a soft kiss on her finger tips. The next was on the palm of her hand and then her wrist. He worked his way all the way up her arm to her shoulder. He left his lips on her shoulder and traced them along to her neck with kisses. He hovered over her neck and she could feel his breath right there and then disappear. He lifted her other hand and repeated the process. Marinette didn’t trust herself to do any more than to just hold still as he completed the trek up her other arm.

When he got back to her neck he was started trailing very soft kisses to her neck and along her jaw. but Marinette pulled him up until their lips connected. She didn’t hold back. She held onto him by his hair and kissed desperately. It was very likely a bad idea but she cared more for how she was feeling right now than for any consequences. At least until the both pulled back gasping for air. Maybe she just needed more oxygen in her brain because all her carefully constructed alarms in her head to warn her against rash decisions were blaring.

She wondered if she looked as thoroughly kissed as he looked. His hair was all different directions from her hands running through it and grasping it to hold him in place. He seemed to know what she was thinking and pulled back slightly without actually letting go of her hip. He just watched her for a moment.

After a moment of silently staring he leaned back towards her and kissed her mouth lightly and moved back towards his helmet.

“Damn, Doll. You really are something else.” He put his helmet back on. “If I don’t leave now, I may never go.”

With that he pushed himself back out the window and jumped off. Marinette was left to close her window and watch him go.

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itisannak · 3 years

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Parenthood Rehearsal (Ashton Irwin Fluff)

Summary: Ashton and (Y/N) babysit her baby nephew. Based on Love Prompts: #14: “Let’s have a baby.” & #35: “This is why I fell in love with you.” (Words: 2.3k) (Request)

"Make sure the milk is not too hot." My sister says, peeking inside the stroller for one more look at her son, who is suckling on his pacifier. "You already told me that." I remind her, sighing as I try to remain patient with her. "And when you put him to bed, make sure you don't tuck him in too tight. He moves a lot and it is not safe." She states, holding up his little blanket. "Honey, can we go? We are going to be late." My brother-in-law points out, tapping at his watch. It is my sister's first time leaving her son and going out for the night, and it is even worse since the wedding they are attending is too far away for them to return tonight and pick Benny up. I can partially understand her, even though this talk by the door really gets on my very last nerve. "We have got this." I assure her. Ashton smiles and nods, rolling the stroller further into the house. This is the only way to get them to leave already. "If anything happens..." She begins and I groan. "If anything happens, we will let you know. Now leave. Or you are going to make it to the wedding after the couple leaves for their honeymoon." I hold the door for her and she scoffs, rolling her eyes. "You will see him at lunch. You look gorgeous, have fun." I try to sweeten the goodbye, but I can tell she is having a hard time. My brother-in-law mouths a thank you as his hand rests on her lower back and he guides her out of the house. "Call me before his bedtime." Is the last thing my sister says before I close the door to her face.

I make my way to the living room, where Ashton has already set up the portable playpen for my nephew. "Alright. How is my favorite guy?" I cheer at the baby, picking him out of his stroller and holding him to my chest, bouncing him to make him giggle. "I am alright. Just a little sore from setting this up." Ashton replies, even though he knows I am talking to the baby. "Bold of you to assume you are my favorite guy." I tease my husband, making him fake-gasp and touch his chest in pretend offense. "Ouch. 7 months old and he already stole my spot..." He shakes his head, walking closer to me. He leans down, planting a kiss on my forehead before he takes a seat on the couch. "One of us will have to take care of dinner." I state, joining him on the couch. I bounce the baby as Ashton hands me one of multi-textured toys. "Or we can order in." He suggests as I hold the toy out for the baby boy to grasp. "I am a horrible housewife." I sigh, earning a chuckle from Ash. "Your aunt is being funny." He says to the baby, tapping his nose. The little boy finds his hand more interesting than the toy I am holding, reaching to grasp my husband's fingers. "You are not a housewife. And takeout does not mean you are horrible." He replies, letting the baby play with his hand. "I could really go for Tex-Mex tonight." I mumble and he hums. "I could really go for it too. What time should he eat?" Ash asks, picking up Ben so he can hold him and let the kid play with his fingers. "In about 2 hours. But we will have to bathe him first." I reply and he hums. "That means we get to play with the little dude for at least an hour..." He says cheerfully. "You know, I kinda get my sister... I would have a hard time letting go of that dude too. I will probably have a hard time letting him go tomorrow." I sigh, stroking my hand over the soft hair on top of the baby's head. "A bit dramatic, don't you think?" He asks and I shrug. "He is just so cute..." I pout, taking Ben's little hand in mine. "That he is. Come on, let's give him some tummy-time." Ash suggests, pressing his lips on my forehead. Ashton lets Ben on the crawling mattress he has laid on the floor of our living room, laying aside him on his tummy as well. Ben quickly finds his way to the playpen, crawling the short distance without any problems. "Good job, buddy." Ashton cheers, scooting towards him.

I test the water's temperature with the little toy duck thermometer, seeing if the water is too hot for the little guy. "It will take us a fortnight to gather all his stuff..." Ashton sighs, undressing the baby for his bath. "She swore she would bring only the essential..." I mumble, picking the lavender wash out the toiletries bag. "She does realize he will only spend a night at our place, right?" He asks, slowly lowering the baby into his baby tub. "For her feels like a century. Come on, be lenient... It is her first time leaving him." I giggle, kneeling to wash him. "Should I go make a bottle?" He asks, standing aside to let me move with ease. "I think it is too soon. We will have to dress him up before we feed him, and by then the milk will be cold." I reply, wetting the baby's head. "I will go lay his clothes on our bed." He offers and I nod. "Thank you. But make sure you are here to help me pick him out of the tub." I flinch just at the thought of picking him up and him slipping from my hands. "I will only be gone for a minute." He assures me, walking out of our bathroom. Ben flails his hands in the water, splashing around as I use the soft-bristle brush to wash his hair. The whole bathroom smells like lavender soap and that makes me feel soft and mellow. I sigh, thinking of how it will be when Ashton and I decide to have a baby. When we got married two years ago, we decided to just take time to enjoy one another, see the world and submerge ourselves in new experiences, so having children was not a conversation we truly ever had. At least not seriously, not taking into consideration the logistics behind it. But ever since my sister announced her pregnancy, this need of becoming a mother myself was stirred up. And it got worse since Ben was born since I got to hold my nephew in my arms. It does not help that Ashton is so good with him. Fatherhood looks natural on him, and the sight of him holding the baby makes my heart race. I cannot help it, picturing him with our own baby, imagining how good he will be as a parent. But I also know he is such a good parent because he practically raised his siblings. And then he became the father of the group, the older mentor for his friends. It is more than certain that he needs a break from that role, and I understand that. Sighing, I grab the rinsing cup and wash the shampoo off Ben's head. I lather his washcloth with the cleanser and softly cleanse his skin, making sure I don't scrub too harshly on his sensitive skin. "Everything ok in here?" Ashton asks, resting against the doorframe. "Yes, we are done in a minute." I smile at my husband who picks up the baby's towel and preps it in his arms to carry him to our bedroom. I rinse the baby off and move over so Ashton can pick him out. "Oh, you smell so good, bud." Ashton kisses the top of his head as I rinse and drain his tub. "Can you handle dressing him up so I can prep the milk?" Ashton asks as we walk towards our bed. "Can you handle making his bottle?" I ask and he chuckles. "Piece of cake." He assures me, laying the baby on the changing mat. "I think I can do dress up." I reply, picking up the lavender lotion.

I finish putting on his onesie when Ashton returns with the bottle. "You are still struggling with dressing him up?" He asks with a soft giggle. "If you knew all the steps in his nighttime routine, you wouldn't be that surprised..." I state, picking up the baby and sitting on the ottoman to feed him. "Can I do it? Can I feed him?" He asks, sitting next to me. "Are you sure?" I ask and he nods. "Yeah, yeah. I'll feed him, you go take a shower and then you put him to sleep and I take a shower." He replies, motioning for me to give him the baby. "Ok, I'll make sure to be quick." I hand him Ben carefully, watching him as he starts feeding him. "Go, I have done this in the past, multiple times." Ashton says playfully. I raise my hands in defeat, walking away from the two boys.

I did as fast as I could in the shower, and despite the short length, it was exactly what I needed. I walk out of the bathroom, already clad in my pajamas and ready for Ben's sleeping ritual. Ashton is humming a tune as he walks around the room with Ben in his arms, rubbing his back softly. "I thought I was supposed to be putting him to sleep." I whisper, not wanting to disturb the little guy. "I got carried away. Can you order food?" He asks, in the same hushed tone. "Still TexMex?" I ask, taking my phone from the nightstand where it was charging. "Yes. Get the usual, I think you have the order saved on the app. Ask for door delivery and pay with my credit card, so they don't ring the bell and wake the baby up. Ask for a text upon delivery." He whispers and I shake my head. "So bossy..." I mumble, and he shoots me a look. "I have no problem with your nephew crying all night if you don't have too..." He states, looking at Ben to see if he is asleep. "Ok, ok... A crying baby is the last thing on my checklist for tonight." I reply, writing the instructions for delivery in the special field.

"I think in a minute or two, he will be ready for bed." Ashton announces, bouncing the baby to lull him to sleep. "I will stay with him, you go shower." I reply, laying his bedding on my side of the bed. Thankfully, the bed is big enough for me to sleep comfortably along with Ashton on his side of the bed. "Once he is off, we can't get out of the room. We have to watch him so he doesn't roll over." I remind him and he nods. "So, we will eat in bed. And we will read that book you bought the other day until we are off too." He states, letting Ben on his mat. The baby continues sleeping, sucking on his pacifier rhythmically. "This is why I fell in love with you. You always find solutions." I say happily, making him turn his head and plant a soft peck on my lips. "I'll be right back." He whispers, walking towards the bathroom.

I watch as my nephew sleeps, pouting over how angelic he looks, how peaceful he is. I want a baby, and I want it now. I want to have a baby with Ashton, I want to raise a child with the love of my life, I just want it. It hurts me physically being in need of becoming a mother. "(Y/N)... (Y/N)? Do I flip the page?" Ashton nudges me, making me come out of my thoughts. "Hm?" "We have been on this page for a while? Did you read it? Should I change it?" He asks. "I am sorry, give me a minute." I start scanning the page, but Ashton shuts the book and leaves it on the bedside table. "You seem a bit off. Are you tired? Do you want to go to bed?" He asks me, kissing my temple. I shake my head, taking a breath. "I want a baby." I admit, moving so I can look him in the eye. "Now?" He asks, knitting his eyebrows together. "Don't make fun of me. I want us to have a baby. I know you practically raised your siblings, and then you raised the boys, and I know you needed a break from fatherhood when we got married, but I want to have a baby. I want us to grow this family. I want a baby because..." I go on and on, but Ashton just chuckles and reaches to cup my face. "(Y/N)... Let's have a baby." He says as if it is the simplest, most natural thing in the world. "You are serious?" I ask and he nods. "Very. And if we didn't have our nephew here tonight, I would show you how serious I am about having a baby with you." He winks at me, making my eyes go wide and earning a light slap on the shoulder. "Ashton..." I gasp and he shrugs. "What? You asked for a baby... I am just saying, we can start trying." He replies, pulling me in for a kiss. "You are going to be an amazing dad." I mumble against his lips before I rest my forehead on his. "Only because you are going to make an amazing mum." He kisses the tip of my nose while stroking his thumbs over my cheeks.

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simpingforsoftboys · 4 years

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Moving In With Them

ft. SakuAtsuOsaSuna

G/N Reader

Thank you so much for the request anon! I spent a few moments just imagining this and omg it’d be a hot mess! Also I added some stuff at the beginning cause I just felt like I had to explain how this was even possible aha-

The Odds of Us All readers- you can consider this a part of the series or just read it as a oneshot! But either way this Y/n can be read as either male or female~

Okay so I HC that Tomas (MSBY) was transferred overseas- so that opened a position for a new middle blocker... and luckily the third Miya in the D1 men’s volleyball scene just so happened to be interested in being transferred... now MSBY has not 2- but 3 Miya’s! Naturally this means Suna-Miya needs to move to Osaka ;)

Prior to the transfer Suna and Y/n had been living together in a nice apartment in Hiroshima

Meanwhile SakuAtsuOsa were over in Hirikata (which is in Osaka Prefecture) living together in their own place

SakuAtsu were obviously contracted with MSBY, while Osamu ran a branch of Onigiri Miya in Osaka City (which is abt a 34 or so minute drive according to Google)

Atsumu had heard about Tomas’s sudden interest in moving abroad and had brought the subject up to Suna on the dl

So the three of them had been planning everything so that it was ideal for Suna to be brought over to MSBY

It wasn’t until it was all finalized in the paperwork that Suna and Atsumu realized they hadn’t told any of their partners or even thought of moving

Are we really surprised though? The both of them weren’t exactly in college prep in high school- and for good reason

ANYWAYS- the twin’s and Sakusa’s home was not big enough for four people

Then they realized you might have to stay in Hiroshima for work

Luckily for them- once they finally brought up the topic with you- it turned out you had actually been offered a promotion, though you needed to transfer to your company’s head quarters in Osaka

Definitely destiny

Oh but you, Kiyoomi, and Osamu were not happy at being left out of the loop for literal MONTHS

Getting the place:

Okay so Hirikata is a small- and I mean S M A L L city, with less than an estimated one million residents

So there’s not many housing options that fit your prerequisites

Because of this ya’ll settle on finding a nice place in Osaka City

Eventually- after much searching- you find a (pretty large) property (because budgets aren’t a thing with ya’ll) that’s just perfect!

Ofc you’re buying it ASAP

It takes a hot minute before you move in though- since everyone wants some work done on the place before ya’ll move in

Osamu insists on having all the kitchen’s appliances replaced with new, state of the art ones (makes sense though, his livelihood is all about food quality)

Your volleyball pro partners (mainly Atsumu and Kiyoomi- Rin’s just content with whatever) are having the basketball gym remodeled into a volleyball one- complete with a mini locker-room-esque washroom area

All Suna cared about was having an in home theatre- complete with a legit snack bar (we love his priorities)

Sakusa had the pool drained and deep cleaned and made sure that the mini beach volleyball court that was set up in the yard had entirely fresh sand

Kiyo also had the toilets replaced + the washer and dryers. And even hired extra (trusted) cleaners to thoroughly clean the bathrooms (because he doesn’t trust any seller to do a good job)

Ya’ll spent hella money on the house and you didn’t even move in yet

Finally moving in:

None of you guys lifted a finger when moving your stuff (much to Osamu and Kiyoomi’s chargin)

This was actually because the guy’s trainers and coaches didn’t want to risk them straining or hurting themselves with heavy lifting

I can’t imagine Suna would actually help lift anything though

So you hired movers

Kiyoomi had ya’ll thoroughly wipe the furniture and stuff once the movers left- hating that he had to let them contaminate his belongings

At least he was polite when they were around... right?

Osamu was not happy when he had to help Atsumu unpack the clothes... esp since majority of it is Tsumu’s

“What the hell is this?” Is something you’d hear from him quite a lot

“I got it at Bo’s party a few years back! Cool huh?” Yeah, Tsumu’s kinda hoarding clothes

“The pits have holes.... and it’s stained with beer- lemme just toss it-”

“NO-”

Gross Atsumu

Suna is helping unbox stuff for the sitting room (fancy ig-) and using his height to put everything on the shelves

Honestly he’s procrastinating and using this time to look through every. single. book.

Drives you crazy istg

“Rin are yo- seriously? It’s been two hours why are you just sitting on the floor? Nothing’s put away-”

“Look at this it’s from university-” He says, holding up an old yearbook...

It’s because of this, you and Osamu are probably the ones to get the sitting room situated later

Kiyoomi is... probably binge cleaning all the stuff as soon as he pulls them out of the boxes

Yes, he wiped everything before packing it away but what if some disgusting b u g s hitched a ride?

It’s fine if everything’s cluttered on the floor/bed/counter/wherever he’s unboxing stuff atm- at least he knows it’s clean and not dirty

You have to actually be the one to put the stuff away while he wipes- lest he run out of space

It works surprisingly well all things considered

“Oh no...” He’s finally unboxing the cleaning supplies... but he’s out of disinfectant wipes and can’t wipe them down- thus rendering them useless (in his opninion)

“Kiyoomi just... grab the unopened wipes from the box- open it- and use those to wipe the rest of the supplies?” You suggest. Although hesitant he does as told... until he sees something that proves all his fears valid.

“Holy shi- THERE’S A SPIDER! I KNEW IT WOULD FOLLOW US!” He says very loudly, scrambling away from the dead spider AND the supplies

Needless to say you have to make a trip to the store to buy him more wipes- meanwhile one of your other partners have to go pick up and throw away the arachnid

Also while all this is going on- someone (Tsumu actually) has to make sure the bedsheets and blankets are all washed before putting them on the bed for the night (again in case of the bugs)

This is the only thing he doesn’t half ass tbh, since he knows it’s important to Omi-Omi

Ya’ll finish the day with a lovely shower

Well Osamu, Kiyoomi, and you do

The shower in ya’lls bathroom is N I C E and H U G E! Like it’s the type with jets on the floor and walls, plus it has that really nice overhead rain fall like shower head

Atsumu and Rintaro are relaxing in your custom made jacuzzi tub that costed more than a car-

The tub is really awesome too, big enough to fit all five of you comfortably and has powerful jets to massage any knots out

Rip to the water bill though like that thing’s expensive- on god

Anyway that’s just the first day and daily life promises to be exciting 😭

#answered.requests #haikyuu poly au #miya atsumu x reader #miya osamu x reader #suna rintaro x reader #miya twins x reader #sakuatsu x reader #sakusa kiyoomi x reader #sunaosa x reader

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glenandbrisketpowellsdogpack · 2 years

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Smut Prompts

Regular:

1. First time: One or Both of you are virgins.

2. Wedding Night: You’ve been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.

3. Blow jobs: Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.

4. Make up Sex: You did something wrong, and you’re going to give this person the best night of their lives.

5. Up against the wall: You couldn’t wait when they came in the door.

6. In the shower: Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.

7. Get away: You’re on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you’d like!

8. Been awhile: It’s been awhile since you’ve seen each other, so it’s time to make up for lost time!

9. Break up sex: This isn’t make up sex, it’s goodbye sex!

10. Hook up: You don’t really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so…

11. The big night: You’ve been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it’s time to take the next step!

12. Doggy style: Sex from behind.

13. Frottage: You don’t always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.

14. Spooning: Sex while you spoon… perfect way to start the morning!

15. Couch: Fooling around on the couch!

16. Massage and maybe something more: You want to pamper your lover tonight!

17. Candlelit: Wine, soft music, candlelights… maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.

18. Pick your own: Maybe there’s something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Public

19. At school: Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom… maybe even on the principal’s desk.

20. Amusement Park: You ran out of things to do? There’s privacy on the ferris wheel.

21. In the park: Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.

22. At the mall: Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time

23. Someone else’s home: You so dirty. Hope they don’t catch… or maybe you do.

24. Forest: Camping isn’t the only fun thing to do….

25. In a closet: Seven minutes in heaven? Just no other choice? have fun in there!

26. In the car: The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood… maybe the engine’s still going for that extra thrill!

27. In the restroom: You couldn’t wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.

28. Elevator: Getting off while you’re going up, you just can’t wait and you don’t care who might catch you.

29. Back of the club: You can’t wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other…

30. Pick your own: Maybe there’s something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore

31. Dub-Con: They may have said yes, but it’s going to happen anyways.

32. Bondage: Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.

33. Power Play: Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn’t. People in power are crazy.

34. Asphyxiation: They say it makes you come even harder, but be careful!

35. Flogging: Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone’s been naughty.

36. Orgasm denial: They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you’re not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.

37. Forced orgasms: Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.

38. Ice play: Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.

39. Fighting: It’s like Fight Club… only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.

40. Sensory deprivation: it can make orgasms even stronger!

41. Pick your own: Maybe there’s something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Roleplay

42. Teacher and Student: Someone needs a better grade.

43. Doctor and Patient: Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.

44. Cop and Criminal: Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.

45. Master and Servant: Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid… those outfits are hot.

46. Strangers: Oh, you’ve never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it’s time to get acquainted.

47. Enemies: Oh I hate you! Oh but I’ll have sex with you anyways!

48. Pizzaboy: They don’t have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.

49. Good guy and bad guy: Maybe they’re trying to take over the world and the only way to stop them is through hot sex.

50. Vampire and victim: You’re going to drink their blood… only probably not.

51. Priest: They need to confess to you…

52. Kidnapper: Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?

53. Shy virgin: You’re a shy virgin but don’t worry, they’ll teach you the ropes!

54. Pick your own: Maybe there’s something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Toys

55. Dildo: Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.

56. Vibrator: Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere… and works everywhere.

57. Fleshlight: It’s like a hole… but not exactly.

58. Strap-on: Girl or guy. Maybe you’re wanting one, or wanting a longer one.

59. Cock Ring: Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can’t finish what they started.

60. Paddles: For spanking, you naughty little devil you.

61. Unusual objects: Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!

62. Water: A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!

63. Pick your own: Maybe there’s something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Misc.

64. Dirty talk: Most people like a little dirty talk… either you’ve determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you’re just getting them in the mood

65. Threesome: Two is fun, three is better. It’s fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don’t have a third partner.

66. Phone sex: You want to get your lover off, but you’re not right there with them.

67. Dirty pictures/video: You’re making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.

68. Dreams: This is all a dream! Will both of you remember it when you wake up?

69. Sex drug: You’ve been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.

70. Teasing: Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover’s ear, or just bending over a little too much, you’re determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.

71. Blackmailed: You were blackmailed into doing this…

72. Webcam/IM: You’re cybering!

73. Pick your own: Maybe there’s something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

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yamithediaperdork · 3 years

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My little brothers revenge, Part 2

Alex woke up Sunday morning and rubbed his eyes, trying to get the sleep out of his eyes and hearing the heavy snoring of his asshole big brother.

'Man, can't believe I conked out so bad!' He thought, now rubbing his arm across his chin and mouth to take care of any left over drool. 'I guess I must of been more tired then I thought..Ugh.. and Justin's been stinking up the room again in his sleep.'

Alex put his fingers to his nose, glaring over at his brother who was a well know toxic hazard in his sleep and as such normally got his own tent when the family went out camping.

Tossing his blanket back Alex froze as the smell not only got worse in the room, but it became clear WHAT the source of the stink was as he looked down and the shot swelled diaper around his waist.

'No way..no.freaking.way!' Alex thought as he blushed beet red.

he quickly glanced over at Justin who was thankfully still asleep and then slowly got up onto his hand sand knees and crawled backwards to get out of his bed, trying not to squish the mess around any worse and fighting back whimpers that might of woken Justin up.

There was NO way if Justin saw him in a shitty diaper that he'd ever let Alex live it down, and he could easily picture Justin 'accidentally' bringing it up around his friends or even at school.

getting his feet on the floor Alex found himself forced to do a cowboy walk of sorts from the bulk of his filled diaper and as quietly as he could he made his way to the door and out into the hall, praying to every deity he could think of that he was the first one awake since it was only 8:34 am and mom and dad liked to sleep in on Sundays.

Fate was not on his side however as he made his way towards the bathroom and saw that the door was closed. before he could even think of turning around and waddling back to his room the door opened and out stepped mom.

She appeared to of smelled Alex before spotting him from the way her nose wrinkled, then she looked eyes on him and her mouth twitched as if she was fighting the urge to smirk.

"Did somebody have a stinky accident?" She asked, sounding amused but coming over.

"I..I didn't mean to.." Alex whimpered and looked down, all sorts of shame flooding though his body and he was fighting back tears.

Instantly she went from amused to trying to comfort him, even if she winced as she knelt down in front of him and cupping his chin.

"Alex it's ok, accidents happen. this this goes to prove that you're not feeling so well. Maybe I'll let you stay home while I go and get you some more diapers later." She said in a soothing voice.

"I..Yeah Ok mommy." Alex said, feeling very much like a big baby as she then picked him up, hands under his armpits and carried him to the bathroom.

"I think maybe it's for the best you're gonna be in diapers all day today too. you wouldn't wanna have a poopie accident in your Captain America briefs right?" She asked.

This was NOT helping Alex feel better but he just nodded his head, kicking his legs a little.

"Uh..Uh..Mommy? I-I can clean myself up." he said as she carried him into the bathroom and stood him in the tub.

"I'm sure you could, but it'll go faster with my help and I don't think you want Justin seeing you like this." She said with a warm smile.

"I-I guess you got a point." Alex whimpered.

Oh yeah, he was gonna get revenge on his brother and prove who was the big baby in the house alright. right after his mom changed his dirty diaper.

'God, what have I done to piss you off so much?' he silently asked as his mom started to open his diaper.

One humiliating clean up and shower later and Alex was in a clean diaper and downstairs at the kitchen table, having some toast and tea. Normally Sunday's were a sausage and bacon filled feast if you waited long enough for Mom to get up but she had been wary about putting too much into Alex's system and asked him to go simple. Alex wasn't happy about it, but since Mom had put the plastic bag with his stinky diaper in the trunk of the car and promised to get rid of it away from the house he decided to humor her.

He was in just one of his Spider-man diapers and a loose Iron man t-shirt and kicking his legs softly at the table when Justin came down stair's with a grossed out look on his face, spotting Alex before he saw mom.

"Geez Alexandra, did you crap yourself or something? Our room friggen reeks!" He complained and then fully walked into the Kitchen and saw their mother standing there, NOT looking happy.

"Excuse me, but I thought your father and I talked about you calling Alex that name." She said in a less then amused tone.

"Er..well..See, Alex likes the nick name! Yeahhh, He said it just didn't feel right if I wasn't teasing him." Justin lied, Looking to Alex for back up.

"Alex is that true?" Mom asked.

"Yeah, Not at all. I've told him to quit it." Alex said smirking big time.

"i see. Justin, How would you like it if I called Justine or Jessica all day?" Mom asked, smirking now.

"..I wouldn't like it very much." Justin muttered and looked down at the floor now.

"Mmmhmm..So keep that in mind next time you get the urge to brat..I can always go and get you a adorable pretty princess lunch box and put Justine on the front of it and make you take it to school. Your father isn't the only one who can get creative with punishments."

Threat made Anne turned back to the kitchen counter and started on making Justin some breakfast.

"Y-You wouldn't!" Justin whined.

"Wanna try me? I'm already going to the store in a bit for more diapers for Alex." She said and smirked. "As is, I think you can have a nice toast and tea breakfast like your little brother. He's not feeling so good so you'll be watching him today."

"Ahhh moooom, I was gonna go hang out with Grizz and Rayne today!" Justin whined."I'm Sure Alex is a big enough boy he can look after himself! Or Dad can watch him!"

"Your father is going and helping Mr.Nilson build his deck today, But if you stay here I'll lift the TV ban so you two can play video games. Co-op only, I don't wanna come back to you both all mad at each other like what happens every single time you play a versus game."

Her point made the brothers both sulked as neither really wanted to be stuck with the others company.

Justin huffed his way though breakfast. between having to have buttered toast and tea instead of a meat explosion and being stuck with Alex all day he knew this was gonna suck all the balls, at least till he recalled his evil plan from last night and brightened up.

'Wait, no mom..no dad..and just me and the pamper butt. Oh yes yes yes yes yes! this is gonna work out great!' Justin thought and got a big silly grin on his face.

"Well, Somebody's cheered up after his tea." Mom teased.

"Oh yeah, I just had to wake up some more you know? I think I can have LOTS of fun with Alex today mom, so don't worry if you wanna take a bit." Justin said then added. "I know you like to drive around and it'll be nice for you not to have dad bugging you to hurry up or listening to me and Alex fighting."

"Well that's nice of you, though Alex is on his last two clean diapers so I really should hurry back." Mom said, giving Justin a half hug.

"oh nonsense! Alex is just gonna wear the diapers, It's not like he needs them mom, Right little bro?" Justin asked and smirked.

With Justin was being happy and helpful alarm bells were going off in Alex's head but there was nothing he could really say in argument of mom coming back sooner without tipping off he'd pooped himself earlier or making it sound like he needed his day time huggies. It was a catch 22 and Justin's look told Alex he knew it.

"yeah mom, I'll be ok..I'm sure me and Justin will have lots of fun." Alex said, trying to sound cheery.

Aside from not wanting to sound like he needed his diapers, he knew if he tried to whine to go with her or have her come back fast he'd also sound like a whinny little mama's boy.

"Well ok, If you boys are sure. I'll be heading out in a bit then, why don't you two leave the dishes for me and go and play some video games. And since you're both being good little guys for mommy." Anne smirked as both boys made a face at that. "You can both have 3 cans of soda each. Just try and spread them out."

the ugh faces turned into surprised smiles as mom was usually a stickler on the boys sticking to juice or water and she was always careful to keep a count on the can's of pop in the fridge.

Finishing up their light breakfast, the boys put their dishes in the sink and washed up a little then each one grabbed a can of cola out of the fridge and got a Blanket set out over the floor, well Alex got the blanket over the floor while Justin made sure the curtains were drawn shut.

Naturally normally Justin would of loved to of had the curtains wide open to show off his BABY brother but with mom still home he had to play nice.

Sides he wanted to try and draw Alex into a sense of relaxation before springing his super genius evil plan on him.

Alex wasn't falling for it for a second but went and fired up one of their rare co-op two player games (Since Justin wasn't a fan of retro games) and the boy's started to play, pausing only to wave bye to mom as she headed out, telling them that she'd be back in a hour or so, and to make sure dad woke up soon as he'd promised to be over helping with the deck bright and early.

They played in peace for about half a hour, with only cries of booya, eat it and the like coming out of their mouths and Justin giving Alex tips and for the most part they actually got along for a change.

That being said, all good things have to end and Justin never put his plan out of his mind, so when it was time to go and wake they're dad up he volunteered to do it while Alex took a much needed potty break.

Stopping by their room to grab Alex's phone Justin made a quick little call.

"Ngggh.. Yello?" came the groggy voice of Max.

"Heyyy max. how's it going?" Justin asked, keeping his voice down.

"Ngggh..Justin? what are you doing calling me?" the sleepy boy asked.

"Well Alex is kinda been missing you, and I was trying to set up a little surprise for him but getting you to come over and hang out with him." Justin said, grinning ear to ear.

"...OK who are you and what have you done with Justin?" Max asked, sounding suspicious.

"Hey, I can be a nice guy every now and then. but if you don't wanna come over finnnne." Justin huffed, mentally cursing just how well Max knew him.

"...Give me like 20 minutes or so to wake up and get some food in me." Max sighed on his end of the line.

"Ok the front door will be unlocked so just come in." Justin said and hung up.

with operation:show my brother baby butt off underway, Justin went off to go and wake up dad.

With dad being his normal cheery morning self (read: grumpy as fuck) Alex did his best to stay out of his way while he made himself a bacon and egg sandwich then grabbed his tool box and was out the door.

"I wonder he even offered to help if he was just gonna be this grumpy?" Alex asked Justin.

"Because there's free beer involved after the deck is built and you know mom won't let him bring any booze into the house." Justin said, oddly keeping a eye on the time.

"heh, you missing mom already or something?" Alex teased.

"Oh no, Just arranged a little surprise for you." Justin said and smirked.

As he smirked Alex felt a pang of fear go though him, the old Justin was back and he went to scramble up to his feet to get get away.

"ah ah ah, come here huggie butt." Justin taunted and grabbed onto Alex, tugging him down and into Justin's lap, pressing on his tummy.

Which had the effect of making Alex let out a massive fart.

"Dude! really? what are you, part skunk?" Justin asked, shoving Alex back out of his lap.

"M-Maybe!" Alex said, his tummy gurgling now and as he went to get up he ended up hunching over, anther fart coming out of him.

"Heh, Uh-oh, is widdle Alex gonna go poopie in his diapies?" Justin asked, smirking and getting up to block the path to the bathroom.

"J-Justin Nooo! I don't wanna poop my diapers again!" Alex whimper, hunched over and making his way over, yet anther fart coming out and that one was totally a wet one.

"Wait..ANTHER poopie diaper?" Justin asked, then it clicked. "Oh my god, you shit yourself in your sleep! Ahahaha! You really ARE a baby!"

"J-Justin Please! I'm begging you! Let me use the pot-" Alex started but then there was the sound of the front door opening and Alex was cut off by Max's voice.

"Allo allo! whats going..uh..on.." Max said, walking into view and looking at Alex in shock. "Uhhh.."

"M-Max!?! what are you doing here?!? I Uh..Oh god, Max don't loook!" Alex wailed.

Max was too shocked to look away though as Alex lost the battle with his bowels and the back of his diaper ballooned out as wave as wave of mush filled it, making the spider-man designs fade away and the formally white parts of the diaper go a ugly shade of brown.

With the back of the diaper being destroyed the front didn't get off easy either as Alex's bladder apparently didn't wanna be left out and he soaked the diaper even as he sank to his knees.

Balls up fists coming to his eyes and rubbing them as he started to bawl, Alex almost but not quite drowned out Max's million dollar question.

"Uhhh..what's going on here?"

The living room was filled with Alex's stink, but it was the smell of victory to Justin as he took in the scene with a sick joy. Alex was too busy bawling like the big baby he was to try and defend himself so Justin spoke up.

"Sorry about this Max, I tried to get baby Alex to cover up his diapers but he said he wanted you to see what a big baby he is an-" Justin started, but was cut off.

"Yeah, Bullshit. What's really going on here, Alex, did Justin make you wear a diaper?" Max asked, wincing as he moved over to comfort his friend.

'damn it! was hoping he'd fall for that. ah well, can't win'em all.' Justin thought.

Alex was still full on bawling though, and was just finishing up his dump and the diaper had amazingly held up.

"Alex..Alex buddy it's ok.. everyone has accidents." Max was saying and Justin rolled his eyes at that.

'just my luck, most boys his age would of started tormenting the fuck out of a pamper packer and I get the kind and understanding one.' Justin fumed.

"He's in all day diapers today because he went to sleep without putting one of his bed wetter pants on yesterday and wet the bed." Justin sighed. "And apparently if he's to believed he woke up stinky too."

"...Alex is this true?" Max asked.

Alex hiccuped and sniffled, calming down slightly now but he nodded.

"So..you knew his diapers were gonna be on display and invited me over..dude, your a asshole." Max said and glared at Justin.

"eh, Guilty as charged. but if you care soooo much about widdle Alex then you can get him cleaned up. Otherwise I'm gonna leave him to sit and stink." Justin said and shrugged, turning to leave.

"Sheesh.. brother of the year aren't you.. Where's his diapers?" Max asked helping Alex stand up and rubbing the poor guys back.

"In our room, I'll toss out what's left of them." Justin said then walked off leaving the stinky diaper boy and his little buddy to clean up.

For the second time this morning, Alex found himself doing a dirty diaper cowboy walk and heading for the bathroom, whimpering and saying sorry to Max over and over again.

"Hey, it's OK dude.. I should of known your brother was planning something when he invited me over. But Uh, I've known about your bed wetting for awhile." Max said, giving a sheepish grin.

"N-No you didn't, I'm super careful!" Alex whimpered.

they made it to the bathroom and Max had Alex stand with his legs spread and the trash bin in the bathroom under him as he undid the tapes and let the diaper plop down into the trashcan.

"yeahhh well about that.. you remember three weeks ago when we were playing Avengers in your room? you pack of Iron man diapers was sticking out from under your bed. When you weren't looking i pushed them back under with my foot." Max admitted, even as his face wrinkled in disgust.

"I..but..Noooo!" Alex whined babyishly.

Somehow this didn't change facts though.

"Look, we'll talk about it in a bit, you go and get in the shower, I'll go and get rid of the 'treasure'" Max said.

With no real choice in the matter, Alex nodded and made his way into the shower to go and get cleaned up.

'Pretty sad my best friend is more mature about this then my own brother..and Justin..your gonna pay!' Alex swore as he started the water.

After taking the plastic bag and putting it in the trash can outside, Max came back in and after opening some windows to air out the living room he made his way upstairs.Hearing the shower still running and found a pack of diaper with only two in it out front of the bathroom door.

the door to Justin and Alex's room was closed but since it didn't have a lock Max barged in anyways, finding Justin laying on his bed and reading a comic book.

"Can i help you?" Justin asked, a smirk on his face.

"That was a really shitty thing you just did to Alex, you know that right?" Max asked, hands on his hips.

"Cute choice of words there, and yeah, I'm a asshole and proud of it." Justin said.

"Yeah, well I'm gonna tell your parents what you did when they get back." Max shot back.

"Oh, cute idea. Let's tell them how Alex went and crapped his diapers when he has potty privileges and make it so he has to wear to school tomorrow. Of course I'll get grounded for inviting you over and showing off his diapers but who's really gonna come out on the short end of the deal here?" Justin asked.

Max blinked and tried to come up for a counter to that but just huffed and pouted.

"That's what I thought. If Mom asks when she gets back, Alex invited you over. I'll keep hush about the poopie diaper if you two little dweebs keep me out of trouble, deal?" Justin asked, going back to his comic book, clearly knowing he had the upper hand.

"..God your SUCH a asshole!" Max huffed and then stormed out.

Alex got out of the shower on his own and got himself diapered, then went and got a t-shirt (Hulk this time for the little avengers obsessed nerd) and a pair of black short's on over it before retreating down to the living room with Max, whining as Max told him about the deal Justin had offered.

"I don't know..he was suppose to shut up about the wet bed yesterday too and went back on it..and uh.. where did you put the..you know.." Alex asked huffing and squirming.

"Uh, out in the trash can on the side of the house. why?" Max asked.

"Because it's gonna be stinking up the block in no time and I'll get busted again for sure!" Alex whined.

"Well uh.. It's not like we can just go and ditch it in someone else's trash can you know." Max pointed out, rubbing the back of his head.

"Hmmm.." Alex said, rubbing his chin thoughtfully then snapped his fingers. "Hey! you know that old nature trail by here? the one that's hardly used anymore?"

"..Yesssss though I don't think I like where this is going." Max said.

"We'll take the stinky diaper and shovel out there, and bury it! by the time the trails popular again in the summer, no one will be able to smell it!" Alex said, beaming at his brilliant idea.

So excited with his 'brilliant plan' was he, that Alex actually started out of the room to head for the back yard to go and get the shovel.

"Alex, one second. You mighttttt wanna change into something baggier and with longer legs on it, those short's aren't really hiding your diaper butt." Max said with a small smirk.

Looking down and then looking at himself in a mirror Alex could see Max was right and gave a sheepish smile.

"Oh..yeah.. good call!" He said and then went to his dresser to find something a little more concealing.

Justin had of course by this time headed down stairs, not wanting to deal with Alex's 'toddler whining' ad he put it, and was playing a video game and drinking one of Alex's can's of soda since he had gone though his three.

Looking over as the pair went to go and get their shoes on he raised a eyebrow.

"And where are you two dweebs heading off too?" He asked then chuckled. "Awww, Is Max taking widdle Alex to da park ta pway?"

Alex growled but before he could speak up Max cut him off.

"Actually we're just gonna go and play on the old trail, go and dig some holes and the like. I figured that way if Alex has anther accident you won't have to smell it right away."

"Pffftt good thinking! did you pack a diaper bag for him then, hence the book bag?" Justin chuckled.

of course he couldn't of known that the pack pack was for holding the stinky diaper once they got it out of the trash, though he really didn't care anyways.

Alex meanwhile was blushing big time and huffing like a pouty toddler.

"Ayup, though hopefully it'll just be a wet diaper." Max said.

"pffft, ok. just be back soonish, Mom will wanna know where you are." Justin said and went back to his game.

Once they were outside Alex gave max a semi hard punch to the arm.

"what the heck was that all about! you sounded like you were on his side!" Alex huffed and glared.

"Uh, OW! and we didn't want him to know what we're really doing did we?" Max asked and then swatted Alex's padded backside, making a whumping sound.

"...You didn't have to be so believable." Alex huffed.

"oh I'm sorry, did you want him following us? knowing him he'd of tugged your pants off once you were on the trail and tossed them in a tree!" Max shot back.

the thought of being trapped in public with his diaper exposed made Alex blush and squirm, and let out a muffled fart of fear.

"Ah.. do you need, to go back inside and sit on the potty?" Max asked.

"NO!" Alex growled, then paused, and looked thoughtful and wiggled his butt a little, making Max have to bite his lip to keep from laughing.

"Yeah no, I'm good." Alex confirmed a few seconds later.

The adventure out to bury the treasure so to speak was uneventful, much as Alex had predicted the trail was dead this time of the year and the only hard part was digging into the semi solid earth, the shovel being almost too big for the either shorty to really use it so they had to take turns.

Coming back they were greeted in the driveway by Anne who was less then pleased to see Alex not only outside when she was still concerned he was sick, but that he was all dirty from playing in the dirt.

At least it worked out that she'd been home for about five minutes by that time so she'd already taken his new pack of diapers (Avengers print this time) to his room but still she gave Alex a mild scolding and sent Max home.

After that it was a day of just lazing around the house but Anne had also insisted on keeping a close eye on Alex so he hadn't been able to get enough alone time to e-mail Ben.

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dying-suffering-french-stalkers · 3 years

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For the ship game: prime numbers for Lupin x Jigen!

HERE YOU GO GHOST, THIS WAS FIVE PAGES IN A GOOGLE DOC AND TOOK ME SEVERAL HOURS

Under a cut, allegedly, though mobile has been known to just IGNORE THAT. Sorry in advance if this gets goofed for anyone.

2) Who is always horny and will have sex at any time, in any place?

Lupin, obviously (and canonically). Just the horniest man you ever did see. Jigen knows what he wants and when he wants it, but he has difficulty keeping up with Don Juan Triumphant over there. Lupin is also far less picky about locations and times than Jigen is. Jigen still has a FEW standards, thank you, and also a stronger sense of self-preservation. Lupin sometimes tries to start shit in public or during a heist and Jigen is like “I REALLY, REALLY APPRECIATE THE SENTIMENT BUT CAN WE NOT.” The closest to public anything Jigen will put up with is bar bathroom/back-alley hookups, and he doesn’t really tend to do that with Lupin or Goemon since they have secondary locations far more suited to such activity (or at least the damn Fiat, if nothing else). That said, Jigen is a spiteful bastard and gets a huge kick out of riling Lupin up over the walkie-talkie during jobs. He is more than happy to get jumped by his boss after they make it out and secure the loot.

3) Who is more into taking showers/baths together? Who tries to make it relaxing and who tries to make it sexy time?

Honestly, while I can totally see Lupin and Jigen doing this with their other partners, I have a harder time imagining the two of them doing this together and I’m not sure why. I feel like these two on their own both like the privacy bathing gives them, whether it’s to clean wounds or decompress from a job.

On the occasions when they do bathe together, I feel like it’s an unspoken kind of thing, where the other person quietly slips in the tub/shower with them and they just don’t bother protesting. I think Lupin is more likely to join Jigen in his bathing, but if Jigen is sleepy enough or lonely enough he might do the same. There is a lot of mutual appreciation of scars. They’ve definitely smoked in the tub before (Intricate Rituals™). Lupin is probably more likely to get handsy, because Lupin, but two can play that game if Jigen is feeling it, and also Jigen gives Lupin a run for his money in the staring department. No hat to hide behind now.

Lupin has also 100% done the whole “Hey Jigen, do you know if—stop screaming, it’s me—do you know if we have any more instant dashi? Goemon’s gonna slice up the sofa if I ruin soba night again.”

5) Who sleeps on the couch when they get into a fight?

Jigen, but to be fair, he canonically sleeps on the couch most nights (possibly to keep an eye on the door, possibly because he knows that place, at least, is always “acceptable” for him to occupy). It’s an odd night if you don’t see Jigen out there with a glass and a bottle of scotch and an old movie on TV. The main difference is that if he and Lupin have been fighting, he won’t bother with the formality of a glass and the TV will be playing far louder or not at all.

7) [A] Who said “I love you” first? And [B] who ends their arguments in a fight with “Because I love you”?

I hate to take the coward’s way out here, but I think the answers are A) either one - depends on the headcanon/fic/version of the characters I’m feeling that day, and B) both.

For A, they’re both the sort of people to show their love—true love/affection, not just flirtation/infatuation, LUPIN—in action, not words. Lupin is a man of many words to a fault, generous with his verbal and physical affection, so Lupin has to find a way to make sure Jigen knows he means it and how he means it. He may rightly fear that Jigen won’t believe him (or else believe him but take it platonically) if he says “I love you” to his face, so first he’ll show him through every little action he can. Jigen is a man of few words to a fault, so saying personal stuff like that out loud is both a last resort and the point of no return. Getting him to say it at all, unambiguously, and while sober is like pulling teeth. Once one of them finally spits it out, though, I think the other is quick to reciprocate (again, if they manage to say it clearly and under good circumstances and not ambiguously/while drunk or wounded/etc. They’re both idiots and selective cowards so this is a big if). The mutual relief is palpable and immediately followed by sex, because they’re both (horny) idiots and selective cowards who do not want to talk about Emotions and Personal Things any more than strictly necessary.

For B, ohhhh man, if it isn’t that same emotional avoidance coming to bite them in the asses! Looks like talking about deep emotions is strictly necessary after all! You know it’s a Big Important Argument for them if this is what it comes to. This is going to tie in somewhat to the answers for 11, 17, and 23, so stay tuned. “Because I love you” coming from either of them should give the other pause, but if they are angry enough, they’re both quite likely to storm off after that declaration anyway. They’ll come back and have a real discussion later, but the shock or frustration of that arresting declaration dropped in the middle of an argument is something neither of them are great at dealing with. Hearing that from Jigen might be enough to stop Lupin in his tracks, but Lupin might also be so dead-set on something that he’ll steamroll right over it even if he knows he’ll regret it later. Hearing that from Lupin probably only makes Jigen angrier because of his awful self-esteem (see answers 11 and 23), and even if he’s been working on that, his instinct will be to snarl “Yeah, right” and storm out the door. I like to think that one day they are able to get to the heart of the argument sooner (because this is almost always it) and work on the behaviors that worry the other so much, but alas, they are a mess.

11) Who makes fun of the other for having a crush on them, and who has to remind them that they are in a relationship?

Once again, either of them depending on the day.

As you mentioned in your JiGoe post, Jigen says it partly because he thinks it’s funny (“You have a crush on me, Boss? Fuckin’ embarrassing”) but also because he’s fishing for validation. His self-esteem/confidence in anything outside his shooting skills is shit and he still can’t quite believe that Lupin isn’t lying/he hasn’t conned Lupin into something. This is rather overestimating his conning skills and underestimating his many good qualities, but, well, genuine, lasting affection is kinda new for him. Much to Jigen’s annoyance, Lupin figures out exactly what Jigen’s up to after the first few times and answers him seriously (and positively) instead of continuing the “joke”. Lupin loses patience for this particular tactic over time but I like to think that Jigen finally begins believing in the affection, too, so it comes up less and less and one day Jigen might actually play the quip straight without the self-deprecation. Ideally he would just take the damn compliment, but it’s LupJig and banter is one of their love languages.

When Lupin says it, he typically is playing the quip straight and fondly giving Jigen shit for showing an Emotion and motherFUCKER I just realized Jigen could probably be considered a tsundere. I hate this. ANYWAY. Jigen then immediately snarks back that yes, Lupin, considering we’ve been travelling the world together and actively fucking for X years, it’d be damn awkward if I didn’t by now.

13) Who initiates duets? and who is the better singer?

Lupin absolutely initiates duets, or rather, he tries to; whether or not Jigen actually chimes in is another matter entirely. Lupin is also the better singer by far (when he’s sober). He loves singing along to pop and rock in the car (“This is the reason God invented America!”).

Much as it would please me personally to give Jigen a smooth operatic baritone, there’s no way in hell he sounds good after smoking a pack a day for twenty-something years. I think Jigen can carry a tune and he’s a decent hummer and whistler, but his singing voice isn’t spectacular.

Lupin occasionally succeeds in getting Jigen to join him in car karaoke, though as in all things, Lupin is much louder and more impassioned. Jigen frequently hums along under his breath, though, and Lupin loves hearing Jigen’s a cappella renditions of classical music (complete with hand motions).

When Queen starts becoming popular, car singalongs become much more involved because it’s MY silly headcanon and You Are Not Immune To Queen. Jigen cried the first time he heard “Bohemian Rhapsody” and he will kill Lupin if he ever tells Goemon or, God forbid, Fujiko. When the four of them are in the car it’s a full-on Wayne’s World headbanging party. (Pops is the drunk guy they pick up along the way. Also, seeing Payless Shoe Source in this clip dealt me psychic damage.)

Lupin and Jigen (and Goemon) are the living embodiment of the drunk friends singing “Sweet Caroline” post, and Jigen is specifically this version of “Sweet Caroline”.

17) Who is more protective?

THAT IS THE QUESTION, HUH, GHOST? Jigen’s job and, to a certain degree, raison d’être is protecting Lupin, but (to cheat slightly and quote your own DM to me), if you think Lupin won’t raze everything to the ground to keep Jigen (and the others) safe, you don’t know him at all. They are this meme to the deepest of faults. They are both so desperately afraid of losing what they have (and in Lupin’s case, this is tinged with a bonus, even more concerning “what is his”) that they will go full self-sacrificing, scorched-earth policy. This is, in fact, my favorite reason for Lupin to do the worst thing he does: fake his own death to protect his partners. Lupin never stops to think that maybe, JUST MAYBE, he should trust his partners to fake grief and keep the secret long enough for whoever’s on their tail to give up or let their guard slip. Lupin is willing to hurt them in an effort to protect them, so in that way, I suppose Lupin is the “most” “protective”. Jigen’s self-abasement to the point of unhesitating and perhaps even hasty sacrifice is painful, too, but Jigen would never dare go to the same level of deception (except in Goodbye, Partner, apparently? But 1) I haven’t watched it yet and 2) while awful, I still feel like fake betrayal pales in comparison to very convincingly (AND MAYBE REPEATEDLY) faked death).

19) Who drives and who has the window seat?

They split driving duties, but Lupin genuinely loves driving and Jigen is more than happy to prop his feet on the Fiat’s dashboard and smoke or sleep the hours away.

23) Who thinks they are not good enough for the other’s love? and who’s more afraid of losing the other? Who thinks they keep messing up, only for the other to tell them they don’t need to worry?

HERE WE GO AGAIN!!! I think the answer to all of these is ultimately Jigen, but that’s not to say Lupin doesn’t share the exact same worries.

Jigen has a very difficult time believing that his partners’ love is genuine, and since Lupin is the one he knew first, that’s where it first manifests. Jigen has had very, very few good romantic connections in his life (if any). He doesn’t know what Lupin could possibly see in an older, prickly hired killer with a drinking problem and a head full of demons. He’s willing to believe that Lupin keeps him around for his skills, for protection, and for sex, sure, but anything past that? Doubtful. This ties into the other two parts of the question: Jigen is afraid that if he fails in his sharpshooting or his protection, he will be cut out of the gang, or worse, Lupin will end up dead because Jigen slipped up. As mentioned in question 17, Jigen cannot bear to lose Lupin and he would never forgive himself if he believed it was somehow his fault. Accordingly, Jigen takes “failure” that exceeds his usual margin of error very seriously in the early days. Later, he is better about this, but the worst-case scenario still stands.

Lupin, on the other hand, has had plenty of romantic connections, some good, some bad, though it is perhaps telling that Fujiko is his longest romantic relationship other than Jigen. He is afraid that if he doesn’t put on the world’s greatest show at all times, no one will give a rat’s ass about some scrawny grandson of an old French thief (or the perhaps unwanted/disliked son of a ruthless crime lord, because I love that fanon for Lupin the Second). He must live up to and indeed surpass the previous Lupins, he must shower his partners in money and adventure, he must always, always come out on top no matter how south the plan goes, or else what is the point of him? It takes time for him to turn his persona off for more than a few seconds, to let the quieter, sometimes contemplative side that slips through the cracks come to rest out in the open. Years down the road, Jigen finally gets up the courage and the words to tell Lupin that he would love him no matter what he did or where he went, even if that was nothing and nowhere. And again, see question 17 re: losing Jigen.

29) Who does some crazy stunt to try and impress the other and who ends up driving them to the emergency room after it backfires?

Lupin is by far the most guilty of this. He’s constantly pulling dumb shit, whether that be for World-Renowned Gentleman Thief reasons or just He May Be Stupid reasons. Case in point: the tunnel scene in The First, after which Jigen was duly impressed. Fortunately for Lupin, Lady Luck must be head over heels for him because the bastard keeps surviving, but sometimes even she can’t save him from medical consequences. Jigen bulk-ordered “Stupid Hurts” band-aids specifically for Lupin. Jigen’s bad choices are more likely to literally backfire on him, but Goemon more than makes up for Jigen’s slack in the Crazy Stunt department.

#I CARE THEY #hope this is comprehensible bc i honestly cannot tell #i have many thoughts on these two human disasters #lupin iii #jigen #asks #the-golden-ghost #long post #meta #I GUESS #can you believe i wrote five pages of meta about 1970s comedy anime characters? fucking hell. i love this fandom.#ship meme

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Into the fire chapter 2:

Smut ahead minors DNI

When I woke up, he was still holding me close, soft snores leaving his mouth as I slowly drifted back into sleep.

Some time later, I was awoken by a few kisses to my forehead. “Gmornin baby boy. How’d you sleep?” He asked, his voice still laced with sleep.

“I slept great. Thank you for that.” I mumbled into his chest as he pulled me closer. A small hum left his chest as he wrapped his arms around my waist, kissing my neck after pulling me into him.

“Let’s just have a lazy day. I’m off and Hunnigan said you don’t need to come in today. We can watch all the sleazy slasher movies your heart desires.” He spoke into my hair. “But first, let me love on my baby okay?” He asked, waiting for a response from me but when he got none he realized that I was back asleep. A small chuckle reverberated in his chest as he closed his baby blue eyes, relishing the moment seeing as these mornings were rare.

It was probably about ten when I woke up, the bed feeling slightly empty as I sat up. As soon as I did, he walked out of the bathroom, stretching his arms up to the ceiling. “Good morning sweetheart.” He said climbing back under the covers, pulling me close as humanly possible. “Now, can I love on my baby boy?” He asked, placing a few kisses down my neck, eliciting a small gasp from me.

“Of course.” I said placing one hand in his hair, carding my fingers through his hair.

“You are absolutely handsome.” He said attacking my collarbone with small nips, more than likely leaving hickies in his wake. I felt his hands grazing my back, resting on my hips. “Fuck baby, you have no idea what you do to me.” He said, pulling me back into the bed, slowly grinding himself into my hips. A gasp left my throat as he began attacking my chest with kisses.

“Leon, fuck babe.” I said slightly pulling on his hair causing him to let out a groan.

“If you keep doing that I might have to punish you.” He said with a chuckle nipping at my top surgery scars.

“Ahhh t-those are sensitive.” I said gripping his hair tighter accidentally pulling at it. “I-I’m sorry babe I didn’t mean to.” I whimpered massaging his scalp.

“It’s okay baby, I just like to tease you.” He said, kissing down my torso, stopping just above my sweatpants. “Are you okay with this sweetheart?” He asked, grabbing my hand, smiling up at me.

“I’m perfectly okay with this. I love you.” I said, squeezing his hand slightly, returning a smile to him.

“Atta boy.” He whispered, hooking his thumbs on my sweatpants and boxers, pulling them off my body. “God Christ almighty you are absolutely handsome.” He said kissing my thighs, running his hands down my sides. He slowly moved up, stopping right at my slit. “God look at you. Did I make you this wet? Hm? Even your t dick is hard, baby.” He groaned, running his finger through my slit, then rubbing my t dick.

“Leon -ah fuck babe.” I moaned, rutting my hips into his hand. “I- just- Mhmm it feels ah- so good.”

“You’re so cute like this. Flushed and writhing.” He said as he started to lick and suck on my t dick. I instinctively closed my legs due to the amount of pleasure only to receive a small smack on my thigh. “Keep em open baby. Fuck you’re so hot.” He moaned out, jerking me off. “Look at you, clenching around nothing fuck.” He said beginning to eat me out like his life depended on it. I felt his nose on my dick causing a loud moan to escape my lips. My hands practically flew down to his hair, trying to pull him closer. He slowly inserted two fingers, causing me to whimper and buck my hips. “God baby.” He moaned, sitting up. “Always so tight for me hm?” He hummed in my ear, removing his fingers from my desperate hole. Words escaped my mind at the sudden emptiness I felt, only a loud whine leaving my body.

“Let me make you feel good.” I said, trying to sit up.

“No no no, this is all about you okay?” He said gently pushing me back onto the bed. He rested his hand on my cheek, caressing my face. “God you’re adorable baby boy.” He said removing his boxers. “See something you like, baby boy?” I nodded at him.

“Come on now. Use your words like a big boy.” He said in a teasing tone, toying with my nipple.

“Y-yes daddy.” I moaned into his ear.

“Daddy hm? Fuck. Didn’t think you had that up your sleeve.” He groaned in my ear, spreading my legs further apart. “Guess daddy will have to treat his baby boy then.” He said lowly as he started pushing his cock into me, causing a moan to leave my throat. “Fuck you’re tight.” He moaned, bottoming out into me. “God it’s like you’ve never been fucked before. But you and I both know how much of a dirty boy you are.” He said, rolling his hips against mine. “Besides, I know how much of a slut my boy is. You love being so fucked out that you can’t remember anything but my name, don’t you baby?” He grunted into my ear, and began to thrust into me, as hard as he could. His grip on my hips was tight, sure to leave bruises behind. “Cum as many times as you want. I’m not letting up until you cum at least three times.”

A whimper left my lips as I felt him speeding up his thrusts, causing me to cum almost instantly. “Fuck baby, alrighty cumming? Hm? I guess my baby boy really is that sensitive.” He moaned into my ear, fucking me though my first orgasm of the day. “Let it all out baby. I wanna hear every cute noise you make.” He whispered in my ear, causing a shiver to run down my spine. He latched on to my collarbone, attacking it and my chest with small nips and leaving a path of hickies in his wake. “L-Leon baby ah,, it’s t-too much fuck.” I moaned out as he slowed his thrusts and tears left the corners of my eyes.

“Shhh, here, let’s take a break. I don’t want my baby boy to cry.” He said pulling out of me. “Come here. Let’s just go back to sleep okay?” He asked, pulling me into his chest.

“B-but you didn’t cum yet.” I whispered, burying my head in his chest.

“It’s okay baby, I just wanted to make you feel good.” He said, resting his hands on the small of my back. “Besides, getting to see you come undone like that is enough to make me happy.”

“But I want to make you feel good.” I whimpered, rolling my hips against his for good measure. “I can take it. It wasn’t pain that made me cry. It’s just been a while and I wanted to be your good boy so I didn’t touch myself the whole time you were gone.”

“Fuck baby, that’s hot. Didn’t think you had it in ya. Don’t worry I’ll take good care of my good boy.” He said, propping me up in his lap as he scooted up to the headboard of the bed, leaning against it. “You don’t have to do anything, I’ll do all the work. Just enjoy yourself baby.” He said, wrapping an arm around my waist, using his other hand to guide himself back into me.

“Leon I- fuck ah.” I moaned out, falling forward onto his chest, my head resting under his chin. “Feels s-so good d-daddy.”

“Shhh shhh shhh I’ve got you baby. Just lean on me and I’ll do the rest.” He said, kissing the top of my head and slowly thrusting up into me, causing me to cry out in pleasure. “Look at you, taking all of my cock and just letting go. With the way you keep squeezing me I might not last that long.” He half moaned, speeding up his thrusts.

“I’m close fuck. Please daddy please give me your cum. I can take it. I-.” I moaned out, my orgasm hitting me fast and hard.

“Good boy, I’ll give you what you want.” He said helping me ride out my orgasm as he came in me. “Goddamn baby, are you okay?” He asked slightly lifting me up so he could pull out.

“I’m fantastic. Thank you Leon.” I said moving off of him to lay back down on our bed. “I love you so much.”

“I love you too baby. Let’s take a nap and then we’ll get cleaned up okay?” He said pulling my back into his chest, snaking his arms around me. I felt him rest his head on top of mine, letting out a content hum. Shortly thereafter I drifted off into a blissful sleep, feeling safe in his arms.

I woke up to him playing with my hair, moving a few strands out of my face. “Good afternoon handsome.” He whispered kissing behind my ear. “Let me help you to the shower.” He said picking me up off the bed.

“LEON SCOTT!” I yelled flailing a bit. “Don’t scare me like that.” I frowned.

“Hehehe, I thought I’d surprise you and now you’re awake.” He said placing me on the bathroom counter before heading over to the tub and turning on the water letting it get hot. “We both have to go in tomorrow. I just got a call from Hunnigan about 10 minutes ago. You’re a really heavy sleeper.” He said, placing a hand on my knee.

“I figured that. We never get a vacation or any breaks.” I sighed, placing my hand on top of his. “Maybe one day we can have two days off.” I chuckled, smiling at him.

“Probably not. We have important jobs, and somehow others get a break but we don’t. Besides, as long as I can fight by your side, it’s all worth it.”

“Leon Scott Kennedy, are you getting soft on me again?”

“Only for you. Also I made dinner reservations for us at 7:00. How does Italian sound?” He said hoisting me up to place me in the tub before taking his spot across from me.

“Well I do love Italian food, so I’m definitely happy with your choice.” I said, leaning back and letting the hot water soothe my aching muscles.

“Someone looks happy.”

“I’m always happy with you.”

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pterodactylterrace · 4 years

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Guys Like You Chapter 4

Title: Guys Like You

Chapter: 4

Chapter Summary: It’s not a date, but I’m totally calling it a date in my head

Rating: 18+ for later chapters

Warnings: Mentions of blood

{Prologue} {Chapter 1} {Chapter 2} {Chapter 3}

So, what are the odds of getting an entire day just canceled? Like, everyone just collectively agrees to go back to bed and skip the entire day for the good of mankind? Or at the very least for the good of one very tired single mother?

Briar had a bad dream the night before and came flying into her room just after midnight. Then the little girl had curled up against her mother in a way that had Faye contorted into an odd position, which led to the backache of the century.

Combine that with Briar's constant rolling and kicking and she also didn't sleep worth crap. Her alarm going off that morning sounded less like a happy little chime to welcome in the day, and more like execution bells leading her to her death. Naturally Briar had hopped straight up, entirely too happy to greet the day, and bounded off to plunder the kitchen for snacks. Faye on the other hand, ended up calling set to let them know she wasn't feeling well enough to come in.

Sometime around eleven in the morning she was met with horrific stomach cramps that had her wondering just what she had eaten the day before. Nothing Briar hadn't eaten, and she seemed just fine. Was this how she dies? A bleak implosion on an unassuming Thursday? Was she really going to go out like this?

It was during her next trip to the bathroom that she realized it probably wasn't death coming for her, the cramps were more likely caused by her monthly visitor showing up to kick her while she was down. Weird, usually she didn't really get cramps. Figures she would get stuck with this mess today. Now her back hurt, her stomach hurt, her head hurt, she felt like a walking zombie, and upon further inspection, she was a tired hurting zombie that had forgotten to replenish her supplies after Briar had mistaken them for candy and stickers. Just what she wanted, a trip to the store while she felt like death, with an energetic threenager in tow.

Half an hour of wrestling with Briar to get dressed and actually put on pants later, her phone started going off. That was when she remembered inviting Henry over for dinner that night under the guise of "wanting to try a new recipe and needing another adult to try it". In all honesty she was just trying to lure him back. She'd gotten a taste of having him around and found herself quickly becoming addicted. In truth, it was a recipe she had mastered while she was pregnant with Briar but hadn't made in a while. What he didn't know wouldn't hurt him, right?

Unfortunately, it was looking like she was going to have to postpone their "it's not a date but I'm totally calling it a date in my head" for another time. A time when her body didn't feel like it was imploding and when she had slept for more than twelve minutes. A time when she could feasibly pounce and possibly even have a reason to break into the unopened box in her bedside drawer. It had been a going away gift from her sister when she had moved to England, with the explicit instructions to "go and getting that English dick" or something. It had been ten months and she still hadn't opened it. Turns out having a child that you are responsible for running around your house can take a toll on your sex life.

"Hey, Henry." Faye sighed, hitting the speakerphone button and setting the phone on her bed to grab something for herself to wear.

"Hello, Miss Warren. I must have missed you on set today." Ugh, ever since Mrs. Anderson had called her that, he had been a dog with a bone.

"No, I wasn't in today." Faye sighed, grabbing an old ratty bra to throw on along with her "I give up" sweats.

"Did you have the day off?"

"No, I'm just not feeling great. Sorry I didn't call you earlier. I hope you haven't left yet, Briar and I need to run to the store."

"I'm already on my way." Henry informed. "I can grab whatever you need, I'm already out after all."

"I need pads and tampons, Henry. I doubt that's too high up on your list of things you wanted to go shopping for today." Faye sighed, digging her knuckles into her lower back to try and relax the knotted muscles.

"Anything else?" Wait, seriously?

"Not that I need right now?" Why was that a question? Was this some vivid hallucination or something?

"Alright, I should be to your house in about half an hour."

"Uhh... yeah... see you then. Just let yourself in if I don't answer the door, I may be sobbing hysterically into my rubber duckie." Faye really needed to have a talk with that voice in her head that keeps her from saying or doing anything weird. It seems to have gone strangely MIA in the last few months.

"The toddler won't attack me if I walk in, will she?"

"She'll probably be in the bathroom reminding me I'm naked every few seconds."

"She did seem to enjoy that the last time I was over."

"You have no idea."

"I'll see you in a bit, enjoy your bath." Yeah, right. Who wants to bleed into their bathwater?

Naturally, her hyperactive daughter followed her into the bathroom, pointing out everything she could as her mother tried to shower. "Mommy, you look like a tiger!" "Mommy, you have a big butt!" "Mommy, when will I get boobies like yours?" "Mommy, you're nakie!" "Mommy, do you have a boo boo on your butt?" "Mommy, when do I get pictures on me like you have?" "Mommy, are you in the shower?" "Mommy, why are you nakie in the shower?"

Briar, her little womb nugget. Her angel. Her reason for getting up most mornings. The light of her life. The fountain of endless questions.

"Henry! You're back!" Briar gasped from the other side of the curtain, the sound of her little feet on the tile letting Faye know she had left her station at the edge of the tub to greet their guest. "Mommy has stripes, I'll show you!"

"No! No, that's ok." Henry quickly deflected, snatching her up in his free arm before she could scurry back to the curtain. Once was enough of that for right now. It had taken her mother almost a week to look him in the eye after that day. It had taken him almost as long to tear his eyes from her backside every time she turned away. It wasn't even like he was actively trying to stare, his gaze just kept being pulled to it like a magnet. If she caught his rubbernecking however, she never let him know.

"But she's a tiger! RAWR!" Briar giggled.

"I can hear you!" Faye grouched.

"I'll leave this on the sink for you. I forgot to ask exactly what you wanted, so I grabbed a lot of options." Henry called over the sound of the water. "Briar, why don't you show me how you make that tea again?"

He must be an alien. That was the most obvious explanation for him. Guys like him don't make the dreaded tampon run. Especially unprompted. He does realize he's too damn pretty to have to do such things, right? They also don't entertain your tiny clone for you to give you a moment's peace. Nope, he's clearly an alien. The MIB would be by any minute to wipe her mind.

When Faye finally put away the veritable stockpile she had been graced with and redressed herself, she wandered back to her living room, half expecting fire and mild chaos. She wasn't expecting to find Henry reading a Greek Mythology book to her overly fascinated daughter.

"The minotaur! Oh no!" Briar squealed excitedly when he turned the page, a depiction of the beast staring back at her.

"Don't worry, little one. You see that man? His name is Theseus, and he takes care of that mean minotaur." Henry soothed.

"Snaps his neck actually." Faye provided, curling up at the other end of the couch.

"Oh, you're familiar with the story?" Henry chuckled.

"Who's book do you think that is?"

"Just because you own it, doesn't mean you've read it." Henry pointed out.

"Those were my bedtime stories. Now Briar keeps wanting me to read them to her at night too."

"A little mythology nerd in the making." Henry chuckled, poking the toddler's side, making her squeal in delight.

"Books are for nerds!" Briar declared, snatching the book from Henry's hands and racing down the hallway.

"Yeah, don't even ask me what that was about." Faye sighed, shaking her head at her daughter.

"Feeling better?"

"Feeling more human." Faye forced out around a stifled yawn.

"Why don't you lie down and rest? I'm pretty sure I can keep Briar entertained and manage something for you guys to eat."

"You don't have to, Hen. You've already done so much." Faye declined, pushing herself up and mentally steeling herself for the meal prep she had ahead of her.

"Nope." Henry quickly interjected, popping up from the couch and snatching Faye up like she weighed nothing, ignoring her surprised squeal. "You're laying down, I've got this." He insisted, replacing her on the couch.

"Henry!"

"What? Don't think I can handle one toddler? Do you forget I have nieces and nephews? I'm sure one child will be a breeze for an hour or two."

"You don't know my daughter." Faye mumbled.

"I'll handle it. I had to go all morning without my favorite artist. If watching Briar for a little while means you'll be back tomorrow, I'm game."

Clearly someone forgot to inform him he was an incredibly attractive, successful actor. Faye decided she should catch some rest while she could, just in case someone decided to let him in the loop within the next hour or so.

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motokiesta · 2 years

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How to make Japanese "Ofuro" bathroom in US

Bathroom Renovation in US

Wants to take a bath at Japanese style bathtub

American type tubs are too shallow and can’t get the whole body in.

You have to add hot water every time new person takes the bath

There is only shower room and no tub.

Tub is too small that I can not take a bath with kids

There is not a washing space in the bathroom aside from the tub

On be half of all Japanese people living in US, I hear you the concerns like above.

But in US, you can also just renovate to create your own bathroom.

I had the same concern and made my own Japanese bathroom about 4 years ago.

Now, it’s one of my favorite part of the day and feels like all the fatigue of the day is gone!

Something to look for at the end of the day!

And it helps to sleep like a baby!

I highly recommend to anyone who likes to enjoy taking the bath-Japanese OFURO!

Renovation Assessment

Yes, it does cost to renovate.

So you have to think.

#1. Is This Project Going To Raise The Value Of The House?

It is important to think if this is the investment to the house that house will be sold with more value in the future or not

#2. Is This To Raise The Level Of Happiness For Family Or Yourself?

For us, the bathroom project was for pure happiness and joy.

It is a part of my culture to take a bath everyday and I want to enjoy that everyday. It was expensive but it was worth the money.

Any renovation project, you have to think about the reason behind it because it costs.

Tips of making Japanese type bathroom

In US, so called “contractor” manages the process of renovation, and the contractors will be using their networks to manage the professionals they want to use.

For example, if the electricity is needed, they have certain vendors they use and depending on the level, price, availability, credibility, they will coordinate accordingly.

House owner will be having the contract with the contractor and will pay for the whole thing to the contractor.

Contractor Pick Will Be Very Important.

If you never worked with any contractor, it is best to get some recommendation from the friends who have worked with them.

All the meeting will be done with the contractor and having discussion on how you want the renovation to be done.

Probably, if you ask the contractor to make the Japanese bathroom, they may not know what you mean, unless they have made it before or lived in Japan or traveled to Japan.

The key is to make sure contractor understand what you want to build.

Use pictures to explain.

Below is something I used to talk to my contractor, which I took off of Pinterest.

5 Key details to watch out for

#1. Bathtub should be not too big but not too small

This dictates how long you have to put hot waters for and how much water to use.

So tub size is really important. Most important!

In US, many types and sizes are available.

I have seen really big one!! So be careful what to pick.

What you need is NOT SO WIDE not so wide but have ENOUGH HEIGHT.

You want to be sitting down with both of your knees up and front. Then, you want to fill the water up to your chest height.

As you know in US, most of the tub is VERY LOW.

So you need to be careful on height.

Also, if you have family, think of yourself going to take a bath with your kid.

(this is very common in Japan at least till kid is 10-12 years old).

As for mine, it takes about 10 min to fill up to shoulder chest height.

#2. Window is must have.

In US during the summer, it is sunny till 9pm.

So you can have a great view, depending on the place you put windows.

Scenery can be different by house to house.

Luckily, our in front of our house, there is not house close by and our bathroom is at 2nd floor.

We asked to make a window where we did not have one before.

It usually does not have that in American bath tub or shower room.

It also makes a good Circulation system when opened.

We have fan in there, but window is much better.

Also, love the outside hot spring feel when you open up and feel the breathes coming thru!

The advice is to place the window at little above the chest height.

At the end, because of moisture, window will be smoked and nobody won’t see you.

#3. Washing space size and Slope Construction

Size should be about 100cm x 120cm if you can secure.

You don’t need it that big but not too small for you to be able to shower and wash your body.

The key is to have the gutter that slopes down to make sure water goes to vent.

Everything that water may stay, you need to make sure it has the slope that water won’t stay and go down to the gutter.

You also need the ridge at the entrance so that water does not go over.

#4. Shower-head Adjustability

Our shower head is hand held type, and there is also one that is fixed above the head height.

Not sure what it is called but I guess 2 way version.

One call out I made to my contractor is to have the hand one lower than usual.

In Japan, we often sit down on the small bench and wash our body.

Therefore, you want the shower head to be lower height than usual to hang.

This will really enable myself to wash my body and my hair while sitting down.

Also, my son has easy time grabbing the shower-head.

When I just want to take a shower, I can use the top one while standing.

#5. Entrance Door Requirement

Usual American bathroom includes tubs, toilet and sinks.

And in the tub, bathroom curtain is used to protect the water from getting out to bathroom.

Basically, there is no door like that of Japanese bathroom.

Japanese bathroom is basically a separate room with door, just like how sauna room is constructed. it is hard and probably very expensive to make it separate room like sauna.

So what we did was to create the glass wall and door to separate.

This will probably be better than Sauna type as it circulates the air little better. Sometimes you see this type of door and wall at modern hotel but that is it.

that glass can be made by custom sizing.

It’s pretty cool looking!!

unlike Japanese ofuro, you can see the inside from the bathroom but you can also lock the whole bathroom if you want privacy.

Convenient bathroom items

I brought All of them from Japan but nowadays you could probably find in Amazon.

#1. Bucket and stool

Once you start washing at the space, you also start to use the water from the tub.

just before you enter the tub or sometimes I use the left over water to wash my body or hair with that water and save some water from the shower.

That “handle” is the key.

Stool is used to sit down and wash your body.

Then, you would use the bucket of water from the tub to clean your self. Also when shower head is placed lower, then you can wash your hair while you are sitting down.

very Japanese way!

you can find it in Amazon and be delivered to US.

#2. Tub cover for heat preservation

There is no function to re-heat the water just like most Japanese bathroom would have.

So for example for our family, my son and I will use the bath tub.

Then, my wife would go little later. In order to keep the water warm, we cover it with this. It won’t keep forever but it is much better than nothing.

#3. Water thermostat

This is “just nice to have.”

You can not set the water temperature so you would have to adjust by adding hot water and mixing with some cold water. For me, usually 42-43 degrees Celsius is perfect. maybe little lower during summer time. We had this Kawaii thermostat from japan. Don’t even remember where we bought it.

summary:

For renovation, let’s first start think about the reason of doing-investment or pure happiness.

Contractor choice is important.

Collect many images of your dream bathroom vision.

Size of tub is key. Not too big not too small but not too shallow.

Window is must have.

Shower heads height adjustability-high and low

Entrance door is needed.

Stool, buckets, cover and thermostat are good to have.

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