#i want him so bad okay?

[vampcubus]

⋆ ࣪. ❤︎ 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒! nsfw!!, mutual ogling (y'all are both acting pervy), modern au, subby bertholdt, fem reader.

I just need to word-vomit this into existence before I go insane but modern au Bertholdt, right? He’s in your yoga class and this man’s daddy long legs in spandex should be a CRIME. His legs go on forever, twisting and bending his lanky body into the most complex yoga poses.

You’re five poses behind the rest of the class because he’s just so goddamn distracting with those toned legs, beautifully supple tanned skin, and timid green eyes... Bertholdt never talks and keeps to himself so he doesn’t seem to notice that he has your rapt attention, laser-focused on contorting himself into a scorpion pose. Emphasis on seem.

He noticed you from the start. You with your pretty eyes and cute face. You smiled at him at the beginning of class on his first day and his heart lept into his throat. He’s so used to being in Reiner’s shadow that it shocks him that you see him.

He tries not to stare at first, to not be that guy. But you bend and stretch your amazing body with such grace, you’re a natural really, his eyes always stray back to you.

Eventually, he has to force himself not to look, lest he wants to pop a boner in pants that leave very little to the imagination. And if you saw? He’d be mortified. You’d probably think he was some sort of pervert. And when daydreams of your glossy lips and round ass start to pop into his mind while he’s got his fist around his cock, he can’t help but feel like one.

He doesn’t even consider the fact that you’re watching him just as closely, transfixed by the way his face pinches when he’s focused on holding a new pose.

So when Bertholdt locks eyes with the pretty girl he’s been admiring shyly since he joined, he almost topples over.

Were you ogling him? His cheeks turn pink at the thought.

Your eyes widen and dart away when you realize you’ve been caught staring, scouring the room to see what position you were supposed to be doing.

By some miracle he musters up the courage to catch you by the door on the way out after class, sheepishly asking if you wanted to grab a coffee with him. You’re all too eager to accept, holding his arm to your chest as you lead him to your favorite cafe. He blushes at the feeling of your pillowy tits pushed up against his arm, the sweet smell of your shampoo making him dizzy with endorphins.

You end up spending the whole day together, grabbing lunch, and then dinner later, too busy babbling to one another about your interests and mutual friends you never realized you shared. You just clicked, fitting together like two perfect pieces. You’re determined to see if you fit together… other ways, unable to resist asking to take him home with you.

Bert is obviously shocked by your forwardness, stuttering uselessly when you flutter your lashes at him. He can only nod dumbly and let himself by lead into your apartment by his sleeve, filled to the brim with nerves. Just half a day ago you were barely acquaintances and now your lips were on his, your hands guiding his larger ones to your hips, his back pressed flat to your mattress.

As much as you appreciate the wonders those leggings do for Bertl’s legs, you’re all too eager to get them off. You can’t help but bury your face into the soft flesh of his thighs and bite down, the resulting shaky gasp that wheezes out of him a pleasant reward.

When you peer up at his face from between his quivering thighs, you find that he’s peering right back through thick dark lashes. Those dreamy green eyes watch your every move, and as your breath fans over his straining erection, his hand claps over his mouth. You aren’t sure if it’s to muffle a moan or to hide more of his flushed face.

His legs look even better wrapped around your head <3

[demigods-posts]

okay but you can see the moment percy's heart shatters into pieces once he learns that grover was also annabeth's protector. because this child grew up watching as his peers chose schoolyard taunts over compassion. watching as his dad chose freedom over fatherhood. watching as his mother chose to protect his life by sacrificing her own. but when his mom dies, he holds onto the notion that at least he's not alone. at least he has grover. but that worldveiw wastes away when he learns that he is, first and foremost, grover's assignment. that he was no one's first choice at all.

[linkvcr]

doodles of martyr by @gemglyph while i was rereading it for the billionth time

[little-pup-pip]

Build-A-Bear Chococat!!

[buwheal]

OH!!!!! HAVE YOU CHECKED THE CYBER CAFÉ DUMPSTER by any chance? there HAS to be some leftover cake there!!!! i heard there was an event recently!!

[peanutseagle]

COWBOY AU YEREHAWEE

anon you're a genius

[swedenis-h]

Phoenix Tatooine day trip Goes Wrong™️ (X)

This is a little idea where Luke needs something (don’t ask me what) that he can only get on tatooine, so dinluke adventure ensues. The plan is to get there and leave ASAP, but then nostalgia hits and he needs to hit every shop and place he used to as a kid. But you know, “college kids comes back to hometown” syndrome hits and he realizes he’s changed too much. Think of how the holiday season doesn’t feel the same anymore now that you’re an adult, same feeling. AND YES ITS ALSO DUNLUKE BECAUSE I WANT THEM TO KISS AND TALK ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS AND ALSO KISS.

Heres some extras 🫡

[thekittyokat]

you ever just have a lot, a LOT of feelings all at once about a character and not even remotely enough words or brainpower to FORM the words to describe everything you're feeling. so it feels like you may explode. yeah

[nookisms]

Oops. It's a second headcanon compilation!

Don't worry, the next one will be back to our normal schedule of regular text posts and not headcanons

Masterpost

[gordonsicedcoffee]

LEIGH WHANNELL as DAVID CRUSH (2013) dir. Malik Bader

[ibeewashere]

I genuinely cannot describe how deeply DEVASTATED I am about riz being the only one who can take stress tokens for the others. Yes fig is a protector and will fight endlessly for her friends and I love that about her but there is something about the way riz loves his friends. It’s a more subtle kind of love, but just as relentless and passionate and he will take any burden for the people he cares about and bear the weight of it on his shoulders so they don’t have to deal with it without any hesitation. I am ILL.

[sappy-detective]

“im not a crook adict.”

[shepscapades]

Hey! i’m really into the dbch story and i was wondering if doc and xisuma ever tell bdubs the specifics of why etho lost his memories, cause if they do that is prime self blaming angst for bdubs

I’m inclined to believe they don’t. Actually (and maybe I should do a small comic for this so more people see it) I imagine, once a month or a few pass and they finally return etho to bdubs as reset, I imagine they are VERY serious about warning bdubs not to try to force Etho to re-deviate— they don’t go into specifics, but they probably tell bdubs that whatever happened had to do with something that was emotionally overwhelming, and that forcing him to redeviate/not letting it happen naturally could trigger the same error. They have no idea what could happen so bdubs needs to be very careful and let Etho find himself again on his own.

Whether or not bdubs gets impatient or can only go so long before he doubts it would be that bad if he tried pushing Etho in the right direction is another story.

But yeah. I don’t think Xisuma or Doc really… tell anyone that this happened. Etho’s error seemed like a very specific one-off scenario, so it’s not something the other hermits should be trying to avoid or be careful about happening to their own android friends, and the only thing telling people would do is make them worried about the situation. All they need to know is that etho was broken and that they need to be careful with him. I don’t agree with their decision to keep what happened to themselves but I understand it I think. Xisuma “i don’t want to worry the hermits” Void and Docm “eh this isn’t the first time I’ve replaced this arm, people won’t question it” 77

[mattodore]

he's waiting on a call he's planning to send straight to voicemail

[plulp]

heres yalls science teacher. have fun go crazy

[cosmics-beings]

I think another thing I like about starscream, yet hate that the fandom fails to acknowledge about starscream is that, a lot of his rotten personality and his nastiness comes from way before he meets megatron and way before he was a deception.

That’s not to say that a lot of the ways he acts doesn't mirror megatron and the mistreatment he went through. and that impacts how starscream heals, makes friends, etc., idw - like what megatron did still badly affects him and that's not something to be ignored, and it's still not fair that he doesn't get the same happiness megatron did.

But, I think that people do tend to act as if Starscream was perfect and uncorrupt before Megatron.

That's not true...starscream was also a rotten, manipulative and bad person before that. and a lot of that was in response to how he was treated and hating his own body/existence, and the caste system, etc. We see how a lot of people in transformers react to oppression and I think starscream is such an interesting case of someone who is so angry and furious at the system he was created in that he takes it out on others yet still fights for himself and only himself. It is sad, and it’s awful to see how his own existence and the caste system does destroy him, but I think its important to note and to understand to just see how oppressed people still have to fight through their own oppression and sometimes, because of that, because of the trauma they go through, turn rotten. And Starscream did terrible, sneaky, and awful things. He did shitty things to climb to the top and he hurt those around him, he hurt people he trusted him, and he was happy to be that way. No one made him evil, manipulative, or untrustworthy, he did that on his own.

I don’t like that a lot of the fandom tends to tie Starsream’s negative and problematic behavior and personality to megatron because it also takes away from a lot of growth, agency and discussion about starscream’s personality and why he is the way he is.

He wasn’t a perfect, innocent and shy person before he met megatron, or before he became a deception. He still did awful things and while becoming a deception was a way he could grow past the system that created him, he still did very much do so for power. Starscream was an ambitious yet a morally ambiguous person before megatron and he had to be to survive in his own mind. His life wasn’t perfect and happy before megatron, he was still fighting and he was still scheming to survive.

I really don’t like how people kind of take that away from him, and act like everything he does and every shitty way he acts is *because* of megatron. I know it’s not fun to have to admit that he wasn’t a good person before megatron met him, but I think it’s necessary to understand his character, and not a lot of people do. And when you don’t do that, you have people misinterpreting his character and being genuinely shocked when he does villainous things. Like for instance, sky bound starscream’s actions shock a lot of people because they don’t think that he is a villain - I remember a lot of ES critique is that earthspark starscream doesn’t need a redemption act- he just needs people to love and accept him. And I think you guys forgot that he was also a space fascist and enjoyed killing people on his own accord. And while megatron himself does impact how starscream acts and treats others - starscream still was an extremely problematic person eons before he met megatron.

I don’t think this negates just how badly Megatron’s treatment fucked him up, and made it so that it was difficult for him to form relationships even after, or find happiness. And I think that’s just something that cannot be ignored. But I also think starscream is more interesting as a character if the fandom acknowledged that he was this way before, that he wasn’t perfect or innocent, and that he reacted that way because he was unhappy with is life, his station, his caste, etc.

this also isn't a chance to come and try to excuse how megatron treated him, so pls don't do that on here.