#i was gonna say 'at least they didnt kick me out over it' but actually my dad doesnt Know yet. he still might HFJSHFJS

[aves-ery]

CEO or Mob boss Wanda and stripper R👀 maybe she's just getting some visit to a certain club and she only have her for R but R is kind avoiding her. R is kind of snappy and feisty for Wanda but Wanda loved her more. One night she saw R entertaining other guests so she brought the whole club and kicked everyone out so she could have R all for herself.

Idk maybe you'd like to consider, btw you works are great and wonderful and so are you! Thanks!!!

one, thank you! two, this is ctually so bad bc I'm tired and for some reason forgot how to write good smut? but heres just wanda crazy for you.

pairing; CEO!wanda x stripper!reader

warnings; smut 18+ ONLY, infatuated wanda, praise!!, strap-on, fingering

if anyone saw wanda at a strip club, it'd be a field day for press. but quite honestly, she didnt care when she laid her eyes on you. she saw the flashes of the cameras when she walked in, but when she saw you in that lingerie, she didn't care what the articles were gonna read the next day.

wanda sat snug in a booth, watching you from afar. her silk button up was unbuttoned down to her upper stomach, her boobs only covered by her tight fitting sports-bra.

"i want that one," she pointed you out to all of her boss friends, a beer bottle still in hand. you were all over someone else, a lap dance she presumed.

one of the guys whistled you over, waving a "come here" motion. wanda knew it wasnt the way to get your attention, but you followed through, stalking over to them. you smiled, waving.

"hey gentlemen," you said seductively, plopping your pretty ass onto Tony's lap. wanda rolled her eyes.

"actually, as pretty as you are baby, this one wanted ya," tony pointed to wanda, and wanda waved her fingers.

"you just caught my eye, pretty," she said. you recognized the CEO immediately. you had to fight an eyeroll because no way in hell you were letting some snob like wanda touch you. you turned to the gruffy man whose lap you are on.

"i came over to see you," you avoided. the men around the table laughed, making fun of wanda. wanda just told them to all "shut the fuck up."

she tried to get your attention all night, buying you drinks, complimenting you, trying to just make you say hi. all she'd get in response is an eye roll and a "leave me alone."

"yo, get away from the girl she told you to stop," a bouncer said, pushing wanda away from you.

"look man, im not trying to cause a problem. she's just a pretty lady," wanda laughed, trying to use her charm to make him let her through.

"sorry, the girls not comfortable with you," the bouncer said again. wanda groaned, pulling out her wallet.

"c'mon ill even pay to just talk to her, man," wanda pulled out a few hundred dollar bills, and you rolled your eyes at the interaction. "i wont touch her, fucking promise. just wanna get to know the gal," wanda pleaded.

the bouncer looked at you, pointing at the money. wanda was at least holding 500 dollars in her hand currently. it was a silent agreement, and wanda was allowed into the private room

she handed a bill to the bouncer, then a few to you, before sitting in one of the booths. "you're a feisty one," she joked. you rolled your eyes.

"you can't buy me," she snapped. wanda nodded.

"im not trying to, babe. you're just... very intriguing," wanda said.

-

you had complained all of the next week, even after you didnt see wanda. you just didnt want her around, and didn't want her paying her way to you.

wanda found that out quickly, but she couldn't help it. you deserved to be worshiped with everything she could buy.

she sent you flowers, chocolates, everything to work. she didn't even know what days you worked, and she still sent them. Every time, you snacked on the chocolate and left the flowers in the trash. you didn't complain about that though. if she was going to spend money on you, she was going to laugh about it.

wanda came again two weeks later. she smiled and waved at you, but you continued flirting with a client. your hands on the man more than usual, making sure to get a rise out of her. you avoided her, but from close by. she'd call you over, and you'd give a lap dance to a guy near her.

wanda was fucking tired of it. that week, she bought the whole strip club. when you found out, you quit.

"no." wanda said.

"what?! you're fucking crazy. you're stalking me!" you screamed. wanda raised her eyebrows, standing up

"im not stalking you!" she screamed back at you

you laughed, "right. you're just fucking craz-" wanda kissed you. hard. you pushed her away, looking at her like she was actually insane, because she was, and then you kissed her back harder.

wanda grabbed your hips, picking you up and setting you on her desk. "you were just too pretty to leave alone. I'd buy the whole earth to be with you," she told you.

you thought she was joking, but she really wasn't. wanda was infatuated with you. when you looked her in the eyes, you could tell. you kissed her hard, allowing the woman you barely knew to have all of you.

"you're so pretty," wanda said, removing your sweater and kissing your breasts. you blushed, nodding.

"thank you," you whispered, moaning softly.

"you'll never have to work again, okay? and I'll win you over, i promise. I'll take you out on dates, I'll buy you dinner," wanda got on her knees sliding your shorts down, looking at you in the eyes. "I'll do anything, for you."

you blushed again, nodding, "win me over," you moaned. wanda nodded, sliding your panties over and taking you in.

"such a good girl," she praised, licking you fully. you shook softly, tangling your hands into wanda's hair. her lips found your clit, sucking softly.

you let out another breathy moan, and another as two digits pushed into you. your hand flew everything off the desk, and you lied back. wanda could deal with it later, you decided.

she was quick to make you cum, cleaning your thighs and kissing them both. she got rid of her pants, revealing a large red strap on. you looked at wanda with shaky arms and legs, smiling at her.

she didn't bother to take her button up off, only her pants and boxers, before shuffling towards you. "can i make you mine?" wanda asked, kissing your palms. you smiled up at her.

"yes," you said again, kissing her deeply. wanda smiled, lining her strap up with your cunt, before softly making her way into you.

the strap was the biggest you've taken, so you were grateful for wanda's soft nature. she looked at you, searching for any sign of discomfort. when she didn't find any, she started to go faster.

your hands found her back, gripping her shoulders and scratching down her back, "faster, wanda," you pleaded.

wanda nodded quickly, making sure to pick up the pace, "anything for you, doll," wanda kissed her thumb. she grabbed your boobs, kissing them both before kissing your lips. "you're so pretty like this," wanda said, kissing you again.

"thank you," you moaned. wanda's hand found your clit, rubbing softly until you came around her strap.

when you finished, she pulled out and washed you up with a washcloth. she then put you back into your shorts, and then her own hoodie.

"gonna get you back home and run you a bath, kay? dont gotta worry about anything ever again. I'll take care of you."

[starryletters]

gojo; friends to lovers headcanons!

notes : set in 2006, reader being silly and a bit dense, gojo falls first and you fall just as hard , fluff! suguru and shoko mentioned bc i love their friendgroup🫶

a/n : eep my first (published) piece of writing! im so excited, and i hope people like it!!! this isn't the most polished, but i wanted to start off with something a little more simple ( ◡‿◡ *) anywhoo satoru is the boyfriend ever!

you met him when you joined the jujutsu high second years aka geto shoko and gojo!

and gojo IMMEDIATELY decided to annoy the shit out of you

but like in an endearing way (that's what he thought, at least)

surprisingly, you actually found him funny, and bantering with him back and forth quickly became your favorite part of every day.

he really liked how you were able to keep up with him and how easy it was to talk to you about anything and everything. no matter what he had to say, you had a reply (or an insult) ready to go.

satoru's a really physically affectionate person in general and he was over the moon when you didnt seem to mind how he randomly slung his arm around your shoulder or how he liked to fall asleep with his head in your lap. (i could tie to this whole thing to his infinity and talk about how sad it is for someone that shows love through physival affection to experience smth so traumatic that they put a LITERAL barrier between them and others preventing all forms of touch but..i wont!)

it wasn't anything romantic at first! (i love platonic physical affection, okay?)

but there were small moments where you felt his touch and felt such a warmth in your heart. you had pure adoration for him [and if you ever caught his stare, you would know he adored you the same.]

anywhoo! you always thought he was attractive because i mean, look at him

but you never really saw him as a romantic prospect. at least not until you talked to him and got to know him. which you told shoko later on, and she called you a freak of nature for it because "usually he has the opposite effect on people"

there wasn't really a distinct moment you can remember where you developed feelings for him. the realization totally caught you by surprise!

you were hanging out with your fellow second years after school, and gojo made some dumb dad joke, at which only he laughed (of course), but you glanced at him from the side and his laugh!!! it was so beautiful!!! like, why are you enchanted by this LOSER right now???

either way, that's when you noticed that maybe that feeling you got in your stomach whenever gojo touched you may not have been entirely platonic. horrified and also a teensy bit excited at your discovery you look away and try to make your blushing face cool down. cool, this was definitely gonna ruin one of the best relationships and friendships you've ever had! gojo knew geto and shoko before you, so if you ever confessed, it would probably ruin your friendship with them too! cool, cool, very cool.

of course, that was total bs, but whatever you were anxious at, your newfound feelings and relationships are confusing, and you maybe (definitely) had a bit of tunnel vision in that moment.

after that (like the smart person you are), you convinced yourself that "well. if i just avoid gojo..the feelings will probably go away, right?"

oh, you poor naive FOOL

first of all, avoiding gojo was no easy feat (just ask nanami)

second of all... by the point you realized your feelings, he was already completely WHIPPED for you

"suguru! did you see? she totally looked at me for two seconds longer than usual today!"

"uh-huh"

"she definitely loves me back, dont you think so too?"

"you're delusional."

"you're my best friend! you're supposed to indulge me in my delusions!"

definitely the type to lay on his stomach and kick his feet in the air while thinking about you

and he NEVER shuts up about you

shoko and geto seriously deserve financial compensation for this and are BAFFLED by the fact that you dont notice how lovestruck he is by you?

so as soon as he realized you stopped replying to his texts like you usually did and you didn't sit next to him anymore so he could lean his head on your shoulder, he was devastated

DEVASTATED

like what did he do????? why does the universe hate him??? ( like he isnt the strongest sorcerer ever?)

you thought you were clever for coming up with your "get rid of feelings for satoru" plan

but no. for days now everywhere you were, suddenly there he was.

you didn't give him the silent treatment or anything you just... kept your distance.

well, you tried anyway

man has no sense of personal space.

"i missed you." he pouts, leaning down and placing his head on your shoulder from behind. "we see each other everyday, thats not enough for you?" you replied, trying to remain calm while he was so SO close to you. "we barely saw each other at all yesterday!" he whines. "i was busy -" "no, you weren't." "yes, i was?" "nuh-uh, " your face contorts into a grimace. "seriously, how old are you?" "sev-" "it was a rhetorical question." he moves from his postion behind you and stands right in front of you. if he wasn't so silly looking, you would probably be intimidated by his towering height.

his face turns serious. "you've been avoiding me." he states, a small pout on his lips. shit, dont look at his lips! "eh..uh..what? no, i'm not! that's crazy talk..." you sputter nervously. he sighs, and puts his hands on your shoulders "are you okay?" he's genuinely concerned for you now. damnit why couldn't he be less likeable?! this was really throwing a wrench in your plan.

"i am..i'm just..uh..argh." you lower your head and massage your temple out of frustration. your heartbeat was going a mile a minute. "i didn't mean to avoid you, satoru." you say in a soft tone. a lie, but you couldn't handle telling him the truth. his face brightens instantly. "i'll forgive you if you pinky promise to never avoid me ever again." he reaches out his pinky. "wow, future me is gonna regret that when you get inevitably annoying.." you chuckle reaching out your hand to interlink your finger with his. this was good, this was normal. you felt normal, platonic, and normal feelings. yep. a bright grin spreads across his pretty face. "although.. you might still have to buy me something sweet to really convince me!" of course. "you're the worst." "you love it!" yeah, you do.

okay, plan b. push it all down and focus on your friendship!

you did really enjoy just being his friend after all..otherwise you wouldn't care so much about ruining your friendship!

so things went back to normal sort of...except for the fact that over the next few months, the romantic tension got worse and worse.

you thought it was just you being delusional when he started holding your hand more and more frequently, freuqently bought you small trimkets and gifts( his reason being " i thought of you!") told you how pretty and cool you looked after missions, even with your hair all messed up and uniform askew. you tried so hard not to read into it even though these things were obviously pretty romantic.

satoru thought he was going insane

"i mean??? am i not being clear enough, suguru? am i being too subtle?"

"i dont think the word subtle really suits you, in any situation ever."

at this point, he was close to giving up. maybe you just didn't like him as much as he liked you?

but then! one late summer night!

the first kiss!

which was sort of out of the blue but also not really, since you'd been pining for each other for a while.

he was invading spending time in your dorm room late at night again like he frequently did. he got real chatty at night. you were both sitting on your bed, and his head was leaning against your shoulder, the soft ends of his hair tickling your neck.

it was around mignight, his voice was low and he spoke in a hushed tone.

"..you know? and then he had the audacity to insult nintendo? like sorry you hate fun, loser? anyways my original point was..." he trails off his voice, getting lower and lower by the end. you turn your head in his direction, expecting to find him asleep. instead, your nose almost bumps against his.

his eyes are..so breathtaking this close, with the moonlight reflecting in his sapphire irises. his snow-white lashes flutter as he glances down at your lips. a silent request.

this moment was so full of tender love while still so quiet. you had never felt anything quite like it before. you nod ever so slightly and softly your lips meet eachother. slotting together like two puzzle pieces, it made something click in your brain. suddenly everything made sense.

after a few moments you pulled back. your face felt hot. it was still quiet. gojos thumb rubs over the back of your hand.

he leans his head back onto your shoulder, positively beaming, he giggled "like i was saying.." he starts again the smile still evident in his voice.

an equally bright grin breaks out on your face. he was not even acknowledging the kiss you two shared. but it felt right that he didn't. this moment felt so warm and so much like satoru. there was no more confusion and no words that needed to be said. you both understood what it meant. you both finally understood what you were.

what you failed to consider was telling your best friends. geto and shoko. the four of you were hanging out and gojo had to leave early for another mission, before he leaves he quickly pecks you on the lips (which to be fair surprised you too) before waving and running off. shoko's eyes were practically bulging out of her head, and getos face couldn't decide between a surprised expression and one of disgust. "what. was that." shoko furtows her brows. "uhh..oh! oh." you couldn't exactly pinpoint what you were supposed to say now. how did you forget to tell them? how did GOJO forget to tell them? granted, it only happened last night, but still... you had assumed he spent the rest of the night lying on his stomach, feet kicking, telling geto every detail. "we're dating?" you reply awkwardly. "damn it!" shoko exclaims, and suguru smiles smugly. odd reactions... that's what you thought until you saw shoko pull out her wallet and hand suguru a big wad of cash. "see? i told you they would figure it out before they turned 25." he chides.

thank you for reading!!! and i hope you liked it! im not sure about this formatting (w/ the tumblr bulleted list. it's like not spaced apart enough, yk?) anyway! im open to constructive criticism, but please be nice im sensitive LOL (ﾉω･､)

[beetlebug-bii]

Hello! Can we get the next part in feral child MC please? It's very cute and now I'm excited it's okay if you can't I don't want to make you uncomfortable. I hope you have a wonderful day or night or whatever wherever you are! 😁

Feral Child Mc (unfortunately) Goes To School

A/N: of course! I hope you enjoy, I haven't slept in like two days and its two in the morning so xdtfyg I hope you enjoy starling! also I love your username so much hehehe

Content Warnings: Swearing, mentions of weed, biting, feral behavior written by a dumbass, silly goofy eepy times

REQUESTS ARE OPEN, FEEL FREE TO ASK TO YOUR HEARTS CONTENT -- p.s. previous Feral MC story at the end!

Do not ask me

How

You managed

In one week, one measly week

How the FUCK YOU MANAGED TO SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE SIX TIMES

FLOOD IT THRICE

AND SOMEHOW HOT BOX LUCIFER'S ROOM

no okay I know how that last one happened and it was Lucifers breaking point

Let's just say

You and Satan have a very...

Let's say complex relationship

Some days you're so ready to beat the shit out of one another it's a shocker that nobody has died yet

Other days the brothers live in fear

They can hear the two of you scrumbling in the walls desperately, gnawing at the wooden beams and gnashing your teeth at the thought of causing the entire building to crumble, leaving the two of you to sit upon your throne of rubble and bone...

Yeah the brothers DO N O T

Appreciate Big Brother Satan bonding time

Now you would never have thought to hotbox Lucifers room on your own, honestly Satan was pretty surprised you came to him with the idea and even knew what it was and like yeah he was absolutely gonna help you with that shit because it's so fucking funny but still-

Jokes on him

You didnt come up with it

No in fact it was the man in the walls

Which you have explained to the brothers and now all of them live in fear of some fucking guy just living in their walls

Well all except Lucifer for some reason but I digress

One night whilst scrumbling you came across the attic and low and behold there was just some fucking guy in there

And at first you were like

Hello? Whys there a twink in the attic?

Anyways he didnt take too kindly to you saying that bullshit outloud and the two of you argued over whether or not he was a twink for a solid two hours before he just kind of went

Damn are you fucking high on someth-

Wait a minute

Yo kid I just had the best idea

Anyways you didnt quite get it but you were guaranteed that it would be hilarious

And it was

For all of two hours

And then it wasnt

Because Lucifer came down from his high

And got filled with stress again

Like honestly the man probably needs it you did him a favor /j

Anyways

Then you were no longer allowed "free roam without a babysitter"

"No mammon doesnt count"

"No satan doesnt count either"

"You know what, none of you count"

And then you were put on A BABY LEASH

YEAH THATS RIGHT

HARNESS AND ALL

BABY LEASHED RIGHT ALONGSIDE CERBUS AND HIS NORMAL DOG LEASH

AND YOU WERE DRAGGED TO SCHOOL

On the bright side...

At least you're actually a kid

So it's nowhere as embarrassing as it is for Levi to be hooked to the baby leash and dragged to RAD

You arrived and you were so polite

Such an angel to be around

Is what I would say if I were a fucking liar

You got there and were on all cours growling at the other students

You ran into Luke and he TREMBLED

HE YELPED AND LEAPT INTO SIMEONS ARMS

DO YOU KNOW THE PSYCHOLIGICAL DAMAGE YOU JUST DID ON THAT POOR ANGEL

of course you do

you little monster

You spent the entire first hour of class absolutely gnawing on Lucifer's ankle and you could tell he was really holding back from kicking you

And then you had a brilliant idea!!

TEETH BITE

TEETH SHARP

BITE WITH SHARP TEETH

AQUIRE FREEDOM

and thus your chomp chomp mission began, you began tearing at that leash, and eventually your efforts paid off

You were free!!!

MC IS A FREE HUMAN!!!

And so you ran

You ran like your heart depended on it

Luke

Sobbing

Screaming

Crying

Get away from him you tiny psychopath

You came running at him down the hallway and what was he even supposed to do???

HE LITERALLY CRAWLED UP A RANDOM DEMON IN FEAR, THEN JUMPED ONTO THE LOCKERS AND COWERED

of course, you tried climbing up to befriend him

...yeah

he didn't like that

He called Simeon sobbing in a panic while smacking you away with a broom handle

then you stole the broom handle...

THEN YOU STARTED BEATING PEOPLE WITH IT SIMEON

P L E A S E

S E N D

H E L P

Simeon

Hahaha aw

what a sweet little thing you are

you're just a baby human!

awwwe come here sweet ange- AHHHH

WHY ARE YOU BITING

NO BAD HUMAN

NO BITING

He is flailing his hand trying to get you to release your pirannah jaws

This does fucking nothing you are LATCHED ON

YOU ARE GAINING FRIENDS

FRIENDSHIP

LIL BITE

Simeon

had to use his foot

He put his foot on your forehead and just had to kick you off before climbing up with Luke in fear

You were scampering around like a fucking shark

The angels were holding each other, reading off their wills

Barbatos and Diavolo

of course they had to walk down the hallway

right when you started climbing the lockers

causing the angels to scream at the top of their lungs

Diavolo

he

he couldn't keep it together

LISTEN OKAY DONT GET ME WRONG

HE FEELS BAD THAT THEY ARE AFRAID

BUT ALSO

YOU ARE SO SM A L L

WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING THEY ARE TINY

SOMETIMES THEY BITE THATS NORMAL PROBABLY

ITS CALLED TEETHING

DUMBASSES /affectionate

Barbatos doesn't quite know how to break it to him that...children your age are far past teething age

Nonetheless, Barbatos dealt with Diavolo as a child, how much worse could you be?

...

......

.........

No one

Not a single soul

Will ever bring up this day

if they want to live

He doesn't even know where you got shoelaces

YOUR SHOES ARE VELCRO

MORE THAN THAT HOW DID YOU GET ON HIS SHOULDERS

WHAT FUCKING MOVIES HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING THAT TAUGHT YOU HOW TO PROPERLY CHOKE SOMEONE OUT???

SOMEONE NEEDS TO RESTRICT YOUR FUCKING INTERNET ACCESS

YOUR HIGHNESS, PLEASE STOP FUCKING LAUGHING I AM DYING FRFR

Solomon

dying frfr

wheezing

crying on the floor

he filmed it all

no more than that

he's live streaming

Lucifer is trying to call him

Lmao blocked

He snatched you up and fucking ran

You are his little buddy now

You are taking cover deep in a place where Solomon knows Lucifer would never look for him...

...

......

Kid don't you dare comment that we're in the gym right now

LISTEN

HE IS A NERD

A BOOK NERD

A MAGIC NERD

HE DOESNT REALLY NEED TO GO TO GYM CLASS NOW STFU BEFORE HE LEAVES YOU FOR DEAD

you know how like

in jail you make toilet wine?

well he made toilet teleportation potion

Just in time the two of you crawled in the bowl and flushed, disappearing as the brothers broke in

they'll never find you now

mwahahahaha

time to watch every season of breaking bad

watch and learn kid

watch

and

learn

Previous Feral MC Post:

[tableintheteacherslounge]

Abbott Elementary S03E08 thoughts

Melissa schemmenti angry slut

THIS COLD OPEN I WAS CRYINGGGG

Barb’s protective goggles

“We gonna be down about $700

The squeeze my cheeks kid

Every one getting hit in the damn face

Ava pushing gregory

Greg vs tariq 🥵

Barb shooting in the wrong basket then saying “i’m carrying this team”

Gregory flipping the table

Just PERFECTION

“Why dont u look better” ava really says what i wanna say to people

What IS up with melissa to be snappy, always on her phone, hookups, staying out late

Heyyy manny 🤭 he’s foine I’m SORRY

But if Janine’s meant to be in once a week whys she not seen her abbott friends - not her and jacob not seeing each other 😓

“Girl was there a fire?” See this delivery is why slr has an emmy

Ok I KNEW melissa would hookup with burt hummel. I cant deny the chemistry and at least he’s a better actor than g*ry, but lets keep it casual yeah?

RICHARD TYLER WILLIAMS 💀

The delivery on “interesting 😀”

Tariq hosting the panel?!? I love that for us

Badass janine get it girl! She is ON IT

Not ava and crystal speaking over each other 😭

“I don’t think this is on 🎤 “ “IT IS” ijbol 💀😭

Barb is stroppy and sad ☹️ but why wouldn’t melissa trust her! I get it! But also it’s casual so maybe I get not saying anything too! But barb is so sad (jealous) that melissa didn’t tell her (jealous)

CASUAL GHOST

No bc whys that ur face after ur friend tells u its just sex BARB? I get being upset at not being told but why are u upset its just sex … unless… jealousy

Why arent they clapping abbott 🙁

Why is tariq scoring 😭😭

“Give it some razzle For the love of god gregory give it some dazzle”

Janine just caring about the gossip she’s me

Friend of over 15 years!!! I appreciate the work wives lore but that is literally inaccurate I’m sorry

“Since your lips already touched” GASP (also br*no could never deliver a line like that I’m just saying)

The workwives having a marital spat while ppl are just trying to get their certifications

Is it different? Mmm lowkey bc melissa should know what’s going on in her house but also she can acknowledge that actually barb was validly upset but we know Melissa is stubborn sooo

On her roof? Ew! I dont need to know honestly

Janine not reading Jacob’s text 😖

MANNY CALLING JANINE BIG TEAGUES TEEHEEE 🤭 KICKING FEET TWIRLING HAIR

Gregory sit down 😭 honestly that speech alone could give tyler an emmy nom

MR BOHNSON FROM BABBOTT BELEMENTARY HELP

“You talked to me about gary” aww 🥺☹️

“Because that was a real relationship that YOU approved of” ok poignant emphasis on you - Barbara’s opinion is so important to her 🥺 that’s her number 1

“Awwwmygod congrats” “thank you baby”

Melissa’s true apology 🥺

MELISSA DRAGGING BARB CLOSER TO HER EVEN THO BARB WAS STILL MAD i feel like that was lisa and sheryl

“Look how coy this boy is” jacob always gets great ppl as love interests bc first zach and now i love this guy too “i even showed captain robinson” aw 🙁

Janine aced it! Quintas physical comedy is soo good

Wait is mr j wearing a jacket over his uniform 😭

Cancelling on the fireman for barb 🥺

I fear burt hummel doesn’t want it as casual as mel

“Ok did he just make me fall in love with him” 😭

BI AVA BI AVA!! Wbk but BI AVA (but yk im a hardcore barlissa truther so shipping them w ava makes me gag)

MR JOHNSON PANEL beep beep beep that to my face!!!

Wish they ended on barlissa at the bar tho :(

Ok overall I honestly didnt love that ep at first

And the big reason is i didnt think the panel needed so much and i wanted barlissa to have more

Their conflict didn’t feel as real and earnest as other examples

It got wrapped up surprisingly quickly - they fell out more over safety scissors and ‘yous’

And I’d’ve liked them to share a vulnerable moment away fro everyone else.

It just felt eh

Also being away from school felt weird too

Based on teaser clips i thought it could be a lisa emmy consideration ep but no - could be for tyler though

Barbara’s jealousy is v v interesting tho 👀

After a few days I like it more

I still feel a bit confused tho

OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO MENTION KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY HELLO??!?? What a guest actor to get oh my god

[catholicwhorexxx]

every single thought i had abt one piece live action

alvida is so hot im praying when she comes back she’ll have the slip slip fruit and still be fat please god.

introducing zoro with baroque works instead of with helmeppo was fucking genius, and mr 7’s redesign is pique. and the gore of zoro killing mr 7? sets a great fucking precedence.

binks brew playing in the background of the flash back where luffy eats his fruit >>>>>

i want a copy of nami’s book as merch

i love the little homage to the original of luffy planning to just fly in

having luffy be there for the scene with helmeppo and rika >>>>

ive said it once ill say it a thousand times how do they manage to make zoro even gayer. ill never get over the whimpering caption with helmeppo just crawling on the ground.

nami girlboss girlslaying even

zoro you cryptic little gay freak “then he owes me money” “didnt wanna make a mess”

im mad they didnt make captain morgan tell helmeppo he didnt beat him as a kid is bc he’s too pathetic to hit.

captain “we should be working for the same team” morgan. bro you are an elder fag preying on a young gay man. THE SHOULDER TOUCH???

roronoa “i kinda got my own thing going on” zoro

“7 days? i could catch up on my sleep”

“when i get down from here, you’ll be the one begging.” MY GOD YOU FAG

tag urself im the bead of sweat in zoros eyebrow

“get lost”

“i am.. lost”

“heyhey no. dont do that.”

my god nami’s actress is perfect the body language, tone of voice, its so accurate to how she was pre joining strawhats. and GOD her facial expressions in her first fight scene w luffy…

zoro almost dipping then deciding he wants to fight lmao i love it

“arent you that drunk from the bar?”

“glad i made an impression.”

morgan you didnt capture shit

inaki did a great job making luffy still look animated.

zoro cutting helmeppos hair is so fucking funny

garp knew exactly who it was when he first got that call

buggy youre sitting like SUCH a slut

buggy loves talking abt shanks like he’s an ex boyfriend

i wanna see what else buggy can do

zoro definitely had sex with cabaji and then killed his brother

i could watch yasopp shoot people all day

shanks casting is so well done im obsessed with the fact that none of the characters are the conventionally attractive roblox looking types

also the timing of luffy being drowned and the flashback to shanks saving him… timed perfectly great depiction of ptsd. same thing with zoros flashbacks.

“why gonna rob the place blind?”

“at least a little blurry”

i love the wlw mlm solidarity with nami and zoro, oh my god the scene of them getting dressed and nami picking out a shirt for him??? obsessed.

zoros pink ass drink

FUNKY BAR MIRROR BALL???

“arlonggg babyyyy”

“you dont think she like. like likes me do you?”

i love the way the meowmin twins move when theyre fighting in the stairwell

luffy grinning like a freak through kuros blades :333 and then the fucking thumbs up

luffys look to nami when kaya says they have a ship

damn they really just fucking murked merry

“they do know im the captain right?”

“let them have this one”

“we are” playing while they leave syrup village im obsessed

nami laughing for probably the first time in years at usopp and luffy fighting over who’s the captain

i could write an essay about the fear in garps eyes in that flashback (im going to)

“which way is port?”

“the left!”

“neverrrrrrr!”

“fine ya brat have it yer wae”

garp laughing bc he’s actually invested in his job again

the camera lense while luffy is smelling the baratie is fucking hilarious

“add food to the equation and suddenly he knows how to navigate”

ive said it once i’ll say it a thousand times inaki does a great fucking job making luffy still look animated

ill never get over sanji’s accent its so fucking fan indulgent

the little angry kick after he puts em on the fucking ground

“welcome to our shitty restaurant where the only thing worse than the ambiance is the food. my name is sanji what can i get for you?”

“any drinks one of our signature cocktails to help you choke down your meal?”

“apologies madam didnt see you there. would you care for an apéritif to start?”

sanji is such a freak oh my god i love him

zoro pointing it out is so fan indulgent

zoro grinning like an idiot when nami says “i need a drink”

im obsessed with usopps fishbowl

sanji’s smile talking about the all blue WAHHHH

i love live action sanji cooking

his fucking theme playing oh my god

zoro and nami comparing usopp to a sea slug

“i had friends”

“swords dont count”

“i had one friend”

“hell one more than i have”

zoro you fucking freak

why is he standing like that fucking fag

“because youre my friend you idiot” NAMI WAHHHHHHHH

zeff is so hot omfg

sanji’s desperate baby scream breaks my heart

i really like they went using with the original manga plotline for sanji’s backstory

“id eat both arms and legs to save zoros life”

putting buggy in the bag is so fucking funny

that zoom in on sanji yelling “zeff” what was that

god i love sanji and zeffs fight

zoro waking up scene is fucking adorable

zoro you fucking devoted freak i love you

ill never get over sanji’s theme

“the only thing i wanna hear from you is dinner specials”

baby nami is perfectly cast

BLACK NOJIKO BLACK NOJIKO

buggys body pinned up at arlongs base lmfao

“arlong has bled us dry”

“then find more blood”

i love helmeppo sitting like that lmao

bellemere’s death scene always makes me tear up jesus christ

“i thought itd take a lot more liquor to bring out your mutinous side.”

why was arlongs speech edited like that oh my god

“of course i will” makes me tear up every fucking time

nami drawing her maps in fucking blood is such great symbolism

“you look tired, maybe you should take a break”

“maybe you ought to get back in the kitchen”

“quit screwing around! luffy needs us!”

“you just got here you dont know what luffy needs.”

“i know he needs my cooking.”

“putting two slices of bread together?”

telling buggy to shut up in unison lmao

“im gonna get outta here.” while flipping them off

“fucking clown.”

USOPP EXPLODING STAR U GOAT

“i get it zeff was mean to you boohoo”

“you dont ever badmouth nami.”

“now youve done it.”

god i love taz skylar

“all great fighters call out there finishing moves”

“yeah youre gonna fit in just fine.”

SANJI WANTING TO HUG NAMI AND HER RUNNING PAST LMFAO

“back for seconds must have liked it.”

“at least i dont need 3 swords to prove im a man.”

garp jus beating the shit out of luffy

nami hitting nezumi >>>>>

god i fucking love nami talking at bellemeres grave

“i know what it means to fight for your family.”

luffy’s reaction to his bounty im in love

koby what was that gay ass look you want to kiss luffy so bad dont you

“be a good marine.”

“be a good pirate.”

luffy mimicking his poster

god i love makino

kaya with a different tea looking healthy 😭

luffy’s bounty up under employee of the month

BUGGY AND ALVIDA BUGGY AND ALVIDA BUGGY AND ALVIDA

god i love garp

helmeppo learning to be swordsman :33

“maybe the old chef was right. it id your turn.”

“i can still take you.” not in a fight…

their jolly roger 🥺🥺🥺

[deliciouspirateangel]

just finished binging the entirety of high school musical: the musical: the series in six days and now i'm going to ramble about it for longer than anyone would care to read. it's gonna be generally positive but definitely nini and olivia unfriendly so if you dont wanna read that... dont ♥️♥️

so i suggested to my sister a while ago that i wanted to watch the show bc the videos that youtube commentary channel "pretty much it" did for it were hysterical. and she had watched the first couple of eps by herself and was like "i dont think you'll like it. its not as funny as they make it seem". but we finally decided to start it anyway

(also i dont know the entire casts' real names so i'll mostly refer to them as their character names)

season 1:

that first season was kind of rough. especially the pilot. it got better over time but its definitely my least favorite season over all. im not even a fan of high school musical so it lacked the nostalgia enjoyment for me

and i definitely did not like nini and her main character syndrome. and sorry to say but i think olivia is the least talented cast member over all. pretty privilege is so real like she didnt deserve to be the break out star she was just the most marketable. kourtney and ashlyn's voices were so strong and stellar, and they might not've been Dancers but they could definitely move. and gina was the best dancer in the fucking world and while i do think her voice wasnt as good, she could obviously still sing. nini's best talent moments were when olivia was shining thru imo (that one taking it for gra-a-a-anted song comes to mind first) but i was not here for the acoustic numbers and honestly i dont think she was a great actress

so i definitely wasnt a fan of the whole nini ricky gina ej love square. i know its a tried and true teen show staple but goddamn it got tiring. i just never liked rini and i didnt like how nini treated him right from the start asklfjlds. she was also rude as hell to everyone else, especially gina, being all passive aggressive towards her. literally saying she wanted to kick gina in the face bc gina is a good dancer and she's intimidated?? but also all the talk in general about gina being intimidating or aggressive or a bad seed like ??? the microaggressions were off the charts

not to mention the fucking macroaggression of kourtney's entire s1 "character". i think hattie mcdaniel had a more nuanced role in gone with the wind. it was so fucking painful to watch. she didnt exist to be anything other than nini's personal soundboard, cheerleader, stylist, life coach, and whatever else she needed in the moment. thank god they gave her a real character by s2 bc kourtney was way too talented, too gorgeous, too charismatic to be forced into the role of nini's handmaid the whole time

i dont really have much to say about s1 cause i wasnt into it at the time lol. it was okay. all the actors did a good job, it was kind of funny, the only song that really stood out was miss jenn's fantasy sequence song with lucas. the actually high school musical show they put on was painful to watch but thats high school theater for you babyyy

season 2:

this was such an improvement from s1 and my favorite season over all. there were a handful of eps in the middle where i was constantly like "this is my fave ep" "ok this is my fave ep" "ok now THIS is my fave ep" it was a delight. i love beauty and the beast and was so happy for ashlyn getting belle, and everyone else was very well cast. although idk why seb was chip and not cogsworth?? my sister said it was bc disney didnt want to confirm that they were gay 💔💔

the music was obviously better bc we've got fucking alan menken on the track. all the numbers from the show were perfect. i wish ej had gotten to sing the gaston reprise bc he didnt get to reach his full gaston potential and i think we deserved that 💔

the debacle with the whole rose song was sooo annoying. nini deserved to be that fork. she dragged the whole show down like it was always so much better when she wasnt there aklfjlksd

the rivalry with the other school was lots of fun. i liked all the new characters. my favorite original song was miss jenn's number with derek hough

season 3:

this season was likeee a pleasant mid for me??? idk it was fine and fun but it didnt have anything in it that blew me away. i think this season was screaming for extra episodes more than any other, since we were missing a chunk of the cast. we deserved to cut back to salt lake every now and again and see what the non-camp-goers were up to

kourtney and gina as elsa and anna was a dream. not the biggest fan of frozen but they did a good job. everyone looked so cute in their costumes and kourtney's solo was amazinggg. the new characters were fun but i dont have strong feelings towards them lol. but i loved getting to explore kourtney's character and her struggles with anxiety, that was very real

them filming a documentary was funny bc have they not been filming one this whole time? my headcanon was that the to-the-camera interviews were all in their heads and everyone was practicing for when they became famous lol but then ricky ruined that in s4 by acknowledging them directly rip 💔

i liked after their show ended and they all got sharpies and wrote their names on the walls back stage. that was definitely a potent theater kid memory and got me a lil teary eyed

i liked ej taking on the role of director and copying miss jenn's hand holding and high pitched singing at the first read thru. i liked ej and gina together i thought they were cute. it was disappointing that the show wouldnt commit to them for even a minute and they always had to be teetering on the edge between being a couple and not. that was frustrating

and girl just get nini out of there already. olivia wanted nini to be there as much as i did. she was sooo over it by s3

umm favorite original song was corbin bluh's basketball song

season 4:

very very fun season again. loved the chaos of filming the movie at the school while school is happening. as if every movie set in a real school doesnt shoot in the summer. oh well. gotta have a season!

there was too much mack for me personally. i dont think he gave wanted they wanted to be given. i needed more dani tho. her actress was so good at bad acting. she couldve been a much bigger comedic presence also she looked like a cross between sofia carson and emma roberts but sometimes just looked like a latina emma roberts ??? is that just me??

and still the lack of seb and big red at the beginning like ?? did they specifically piss off the writers so they had to banish them for nearly half the show?

loved that the little girl from camp was there. she stole the show. and maddox and jet are fine alskfjsldk i just didnt form strong opinions on them but i do like them

ashlyn's "i need to give her mouth to mouth! AS A FRIEND!" was the funniest line of the entire show hands down

so happy they finally had a halloween episode! it was lots of fun and everyone looked so cute in their costumes uwu. but that guy from camp that was stalking carlos??? that was so bizarre and it never paid off likeee what was the reason

and gina's mom was pissing us off so bad. she was acting wild this season. like gina has to focus on her studies so no boys but she can work from sun up to sun down on a movie lmao. and her mom had the nerve to be like "well i never came to your shows bc that was just high school theater but THIS is a movie" like wooow. and i swear it felt like she was about to sell gina off to mack bc he was famous. and when she started with that "porters dont wait around" mess and ricky cleared her with a quickness with that whole "well i seem to remember gina waiting around for you on opening night" like damn

and omg when mack was over for dinner and ricky came over with chocolates but saw him thru the window. i was like ugh fuck its gonna be the stupid thing where he sees this and gets the wrong idea and its gonna be a stupid wedge between him and gina that doesnt need to be there bc no one can communicate BUT THEN gina sees him outside and runs to him and i think i screamed bc i was so relieved aslkjskl but their kiss was very cinematic and cute ♥️♥️

and omg on sunday night im sitting there trudging thru s1 like "yeah starting this might've been a mistake" and by friday im bawling my eyes out bc the story is ending 💔💔 sofia deserved the whole fucking egot and a golden globe too for that scene at the end. and i was SO invested in her acting career and like pleading with the show for her not to pass on it and stay at school but fucking genius that she is found a way to do both!!!

and i honestly didnt know what i wanted miss jenn to do like i was rooting for her both ways but of course she staaayed. and the show ended and it had the "skip credits" button and my sister was like "oh there's something after the credits?" and then i saw "for good" listed at the end of the songs and i screamed again. and was bawling again when everyone was singing that. who knew this silly little show would have such a death grip on me by the end???

so over all it was really very good and not a waste of time. i liked pretty much every character and it was just a lot of fun! would definitely watch it again

my over all season ranking would be two, four, three, and one is dead ass last

my favorite characters from the start were gina, miss jenn, carlos, ashlyn, and big red lowkey alskfjdskl. kourtney got up there in s2 and beyond. and i do really like ricky, ej, seb, they're my secondary faves. (kinda wish ricky had more to do bc aside from his parents, i feel like every single one of his issues had to do with a love triangle and i just wish the character was granted a little more texture) and the camp kids were good, they were fine, they're like third-iary faves. and the only ones i dislike are gina's mom and nini lol

and i wasnt like screaming over any ships but generally i liked them all except rini. ej and gina was cute, i liked ashlyn and maddox, i liked ashlyn and big red, carlos and seb probably were my faves if i had to pick, i liked kourtney with howie (wish we saw him again) and jet, and yes by the end i was rooting for rina they just won me over this season and were super cute and im glad they ended where they did ♥️

[pineappleciders]

can you write sunny x a reader who (in a sfw way) age/pet regresses? btw if you dont know what that is, the smallest explanation i could say is its when someone reverts to a childlike/animal mindset to cope with stress, deppresion, anxiety, ect.... i pet regress to a cat and age regress to about 5 if that helps... thank you :'3 i think he would like taking care of someone. i hope this doesn't make you uncomfortable.

SUNNY with a reader (or S/O) who age/pet regresses

A/N: okay im gonna be completely honest and say that i didn't really know how to do this!!!! 1. i didnt really know how to write romantic headcanons like this so it probably seems more platonic and 2. i don't know anything about pet regression so it's based solely off of what i know from the internet!!! apologies if anything is rude or unwanted, this is very new for me!!

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doesn't he like.. canonically age regress?? like how he spent 4 years in his head where he and all of his friends are 12??

i think that definitely continues post-ending. like he's kinda silent and like. idk tugs on his mom's clothes when he sees dino nuggets in a super market like he's 9

so he completely understands. he isn't really aware there's an actual term for it. like i don't think he's the type to idk. roleplay as a kid over discord. i think he does it completely by accident in real life like being distracted by kiddy things and stuff

u two definitely color and draw a lot. like he brings paper and crayons and pencils and stuff over and you two spend hours like. lying down and kicking your feet while doodling

he definitely draws his headspace friends and draws your headspace ego

you two do things like go to aquariums and smush your face against the glass cuz ur like. freaking out over the fish

bubble baths with rubber duckies. that's all

hc that he gets super excited whenever he sees something like, spiderman or mario related because it unconsciously reminds him of his childhood. so he'll have a bunch of like.. minecraft plushies and sonic stickers. he isn't even interested in them anymore, but it reminds him of being a kid again

might give u silly little nicknames like sport or any names that like. your parent would give you

other than that idk if i can really see him being a 'caregiver'. i honestly think he has too much emotional baggage and needs to re-experience his own childhood before he can do that for someone else

u remind him of mewo sometimes

he gets little balls of yarn for you and a little collar with a bell on it (i mean this in the least weird way possible)

in the future he probably gets a cat, and has like a scratching post for the cat. and he probably caught you like scratching on it one time

i don't know if sunny is really one for physical touch, but he might mindlessly pet you or massage your hair when u act like a cat. and he probably gets a little awkward when u start purring but doesn't stop

[merwynsartblog]

whats the mercury lore? if you wanna share that is! no pressure, I'm interested to hear his story

*KICK DOWN DOOR* i would love to tell but im gonna put it under a read more and put a tw of religion-ish stuff/cult stuff and its long this is actually sorta important to his lore so i aint gonna sugarcoat it

Mercury was raised by most of his family in some snowy lands in popstar (yk the fight with Francisca its basically that but on popstar) His family was reallllyyy religious and wanted to appease the ancients and somehow make them come back The parents of mercury believed the next child they would have would make the ancients happy and solve all their problems. So they PLANNED when mercury was supposed to be born and killed and all this other stuff Mercury was raised by them and his cousins and basically his whole family so he thought all this religious stuff was normal. He was taught how to be an archer and alot of other things BUT the night before basically his whole family got killed except mercury who exactly? the first guy in this heheheh*spins* BUT ANYWAYS mercury woke up the next morning and thought "oh they probably moved without me...hm.." and he searched for em for a few days but slowly lost hope. but he was always taught to be strong so he went to wander around popstar. he eventually became a mercenary so he can get food by doing jobs for people. most of em was simple and stuff and he was super good with the bow so it was basically a piece of cake! (he didnt snatch food for the first month totally shhhh) he then arrived at dreamland and was hired by the king himself!! it was an honor to mercury since... 1) more money!!! 2) he would make alot of people jealous with this mercury and king dedede didnt actually get along for the first month why? because mercury even tho he was hired by king dedede to beat kirby he always went to kirby side to beat king dedede and to help him get unpossessed when he was possessed but slowly he warmed up to mercury like he did with kirby. and knew he wasnt being a jerk and betraying the kingdom he just wanted to protect everyone. so king dedede talked with meta knight about training mercury. Meta knight actually didnt want to do it for a bit but when he saw how determined mercury was to protect the king,kirby and others he just accepted it and now he was his mentor and still is to this day

mercury and meta knight usually train once per week due to meta knight being busy and mercury trying to keep the king protected from whoever one day after the 64 game (let sayyyyy around a few months) i like to think dark matter is still around actually and actually went to mercury and tried to get him possessed. mercury was more strong willed ig you could say so he wasnt easily possessed. but dark matter stayed near him for a long time and tried to make him feel anxious,scared or whatever just to make him lower his mental state so he could have an easier time to possess him. This was around the time our lovebirds started to crush on eachother as well. one day dark matter wins and was able to possess mercury. AND GOOD GOD. he fought king dedede kirby and meta knight. barely won but king dedede knocked dark matter into next tuesday. mercury passed out and they put him in a room and just watched over him for awhile. when he woke up he couldnt move his legs and he was extremely weak. it took at least a month for him to recover.

after all this stuff things become sorta normal. mercury tho. hates the scar dark matter left on him. sometimes he will claw at it due to his frustration at it. (thats why he always wear long ass pants to cover his scar ^^) (and thats why he is so fucking scared of dark matter due to his possession) anyways after a bit he and king dedede got together (mercury gave him a pebble. he asked alottt about his traditions so thats why) after the rest of the games a magic user (idk his name but its the guy who killed mercury fam) comes over and convince mercury to come with him by saying his family is alive and miss him </3 mercury didnt want to go due to him thinking his family wouldnt want to see them (THEY ARE DEAD YOU IDIO-) but king dedede being supportive and sweet convince him to go and everything will be fine mercury goes with the magic user but got captured by them. they tell him how he was supposed to be a sacrifice and he was worthless and blah blah blah and he was controlled by them. king dedede and kirby and metaknight and bandana dee go try to find mercury and when they do they kick the magic users ass and save mercury...mercury was feeling extremely weak due to this and he was using alot of his ice powers (when he is pissed the ice grows on his arms and hands like big bulky ice gantlets and his arms get badly burned from this) but was greatful king dedede and the others saved him. uh anyways he is heavily traumatized and hates his family and is living on greatly without em. he rarely opens up to king dedede but when he does about his family after the incident king dedede always listens and comforts him.

uh yeah thats his lore or most of it lmao probably will change later but this is most of his new lore

[toomuchracket]

ok baba girl dad tea time. its a shitload. and little out of wack and its all over the place. for starters i had been dating him since middle school. and he was literally the sweetest and i don’t know what happened that it went to shit. this is quite a bit you by all means dont have to post it i just need to get it off my chest to someone that doesnt know who he is because the people i did try to talk to about it take his side everytime.

tell me why her sperm donor fuck ass dad is gonna have the balls to rip a photo off of my instagram of her birth announcement and then post it to his facebook and not even use her actual name but the name his mother kept insisting on me using?? and its a name that is not even remotely close to what i named her. if his fuck ass wanted a say he should of learned to keep his dick in his pants instead of cheating.

the good news is according to my research since we were never married he has no legal rights over her at all since his name isnt on the birth certificate. if he decides to go to court. which he wont because hes too busy doing it dont even want to know in the 7/11 bathroom. and even if he did there is so much evidence that proves he shouldn’t have her especially over night. or even during the day by himself. hes always high drunk or both. sunday he shockingly wasnt. atleast not that i could tell but when he called me yesterday he was. he didnt used to be like this. and then its like i got pregnant and a flip switched and he literally is not who he used to be. he got fired from his job would control my money steal and sell my shit all for who knows what on the streets while i was gone working. i have my ideas but i do not want to know what he got up or into. he never got physical with me but the shit he said and threatened to do was not normal. it got so bad when i was 6 almost 7 months pregnant that i moved back home with my parents and then after i found out he was cheating my parents helped me kick him out of my place we changed the locks and got it ready for baba and i and here we are now hes still pulling all this fuck shit. and im genuinely gonna lose my mind

jesus christ????? at least he doesn't have rights for anything to do with baba <3

[law-d-water-trafalgar]

SFW

Trafalgar X Sick Reader

Fluff, Daily life with Law

This is my first story sorry if there are mistakes. <3

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You groaned in pain quietly not wanting to attract attention to yourself.

'this abscess drained thank god but now it left a quarter sized, seven layers deep hole, in my armpit ughh' you thought quietly.

'Thank god Law never sees my armpits because I always wear a shirt at least, but now I actually need his help..' you think as you look in the mirror again from your and Laws shared bedroom, bathroom with the door closed.

-knock knock knock-

"(n) you've been in there for awhile now, when are you coming out?" You hear Trafalgar say.

"Just a minute!" you sqeek while slowly pulling your shirt over your left side. Once managed you open the door.

"Hello handsome" you state with him looking concerned. With a hand reaching out to you, you feel a little caress on your head. Hes petting you.

"(n) I think your over due for a checkup" he states rather softly. Ever since you could remember you hated going to the doctors because you were always in the hospitals for this or that.

"umm do we have to..??" you say koily.

"Look (n) theres obviously something wrong so let me know what's going on. You know I care about you" he says with concern creeping into his voice.

"okay fine I just didnt want you to worry okay. Let's go to the med bay" you say quickly then strut off then flinching as you hit your left side.

"So it's on your left side then" Trafalgar says quietly to himself.

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In the med bay laying on the bed

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"Okay dont freak out" you tell him matter o factly. Law raises an eyebrow with a slight frown on his face. Then it dawns on you you'll need his help getting your shirt off, it's hard enough by yourself.

"Um can you help me get my shirt off?" you ask quietly while looking away shyly.

"All right here we go" he says softly. First raising your right arm through the shirt hole then working on the left. Once off you take a big ass sigh. The one day you wear a bra and Law wants to do a check up, your blessed by the gods. You raise your arm up for him to examine. He glances at it and gasps a little.

"(n) Why havent you told me about this sooner?! This is Mersa!" he yells voice booming sure to wake someone on the sub up.

"Uhh what's Mersa?" you ask dumbly. He looks you in the eyes.

"Mersa is a skin infection resistant to antibiotics and drugs, it can kill you" he states coldly now.

"So what are we gonna do about it then?" you ask and cock your head to the side. Frustratedly he looks at it again.

"We need to go to a hospital luckily theres one on the next island" he states while crossing his arms.

"Just how long has it been like this? We could have had to chop your arm off if it was any worse" he states almost yelling.

Lowering your arm while flinching you look down. You know you disappointed him.

"Okay so it was an abscess but it drained so I thought it would be okay" he nodded for you to continue.

"But then the skin kinda fell off and it became this..." you say gesturing to your arm with your right.

"You know I'm also traumatized from hospitals... " sighing looking completely defeated.

"okay though I'll go to the hospital" you reluctantly shrug. Suddenly you feel a warm embrace but gentle. Looking up to see Trafalgar hugging you.

"I just cant loose another person I love..." he says very quietly. You reach around him with both arms being careful of your wound.

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On The Next Island

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You and law walk into the hospital which is definitely not busy. Thinking it over this might be faster than you thought. But it could also be worse too depending on what needs to be done.

You check in and then wait with law on the benches in the waiting room.

"(n)" Your name is called and you both get up and walk to the nurse at the door. Once the nurse has done there thing hight, weight, temperature, your in a patient room waiting for the doctor. Your on the metal foam bed kicking your legs nervously. Then you hear a -knock knock- and an open of the door.

"Hello there I'm doctor Shi, and you are?"

"I'm (n) and he is " You say

"Law the crew's doctor" he says seamlessly.

"Okay good, now I see on the notes the nurse wrote your having a skin infection may I see it?" She asks politely.

"Of course but I'm warning you its nasty" I say grossed out.

Law helps me take off my shirt exposing your bra which you decided you had to wear to save your self embarrassment. You lifted your left arm to expose the hole and she does a small gasp.

"Its mersa" Law states, the woman looks at him and nods.

"So what's next??" You ask quizzically.

"Well we will need a sample of the skin and put it in a culture to grow it to tell which kind of bacteria it is but I can start you on these antibiotics right away there are several ones we can try, it may be resistant to them but it will help it not get any worse" She says blankly while typing on your computer.

"I'm also prescribing you some ointments you can pay at the front counter, two pills a day for three days" She states while pushing up her glasses.

"Its so sweet you care so much to come with her" the doctor states to Law.

"Oh hes my boyfriend and also a doctor" you retort politely then she nods at you both.

"Allright let me get that sample and you will be free to go, you can come back in three days for a check up" She says nicely as she reaches for a test stick with a cotton swab on one side. You raise your arm to let the doctor take a sample.

"All done for now" she states simply. Law then helps you get dressed again and you say

"Thank you Law" he nods.

"All right you two, you can pay at the front" Shes says as she walks out and closes the door.

"Ready to go (n)?" You hear Law ask you. You nod and get off the table bed. Go up to the front and pay, then go pick up your prescription then head outside. The sun is shimmering afternoon in the sky. You see Trafalgar start to walk in the direction of the sub and you reach and grab his hand turning red. He looks back with curiosity and raises an eyebrow.

"I uhh need womanly products ... and also books" you say which makes him smirk slightly.

"All right let's go I knew you weren't feeling good you need to tell me next time promise me (n)" he states clearly. You just raise your pinky and then after a minute a slight blush sneaks onto his face as he raises his hand cupping your pinky.

"I promise Trafalgar" you smile up at him.

-☆-

At the shop

-☆-

Your holding pads then head to the book section with Trafalgar following you. You finally find the erotica section and start looking through them all. After 10 minutes Law states

"So this stuff is what you like? It's like a whole new side to you. I keep learning new things everyday" You turn red as you realize how awkward this must be for him. You start laughing with your hand over your mouth. You suddenly feel a hand on your head patting you. You look up to see a blush on Laws face. He lowers his hat.

"Hurry up I have work to do okay?" he says nonchalantly.

"Okay!" You finally find a good book about a medieval town with a vampire who stole the princess and a knight is going to try and get her back. You go to the counter and pay then leave the shop with your bag.

-☆-

In your shared room

-☆-

"I'm going to the bathroom" You announce to Law and you see him nod while at his desk doing paperwork. You go inside and close the door and take off your bra you only wear it when absolutely necessary. you get the left side of your shirt up and stare at your wound, then put some cream on it. You wash your hands and dry them

You pull your shirt on again then exit the bathroom only to see law going into doctor mode tearing off the sheets putting them into the laundry and putting new ones on. Then you follow him into the med bay and watch him start to clean the areas were you touched. He looks up to you once done.

"your being quarantined for now since we share a room every night I'm bandaging you up, so it doesnt spread but you've done good to keep a shirt on all the time" he says blankly.

"As a matter of fact, hey did you put the cream on yet?" he asks and you nod yes.

"Okay let me bandage you up now, we cant let it spread, its contagious now" he says softly to you. You know he knows your in pain from the wound, from the period, and from your Fibromyalgia.

"Have you washed your hands?" he asks.

"Yes in the bathroom" you say sweetly feeling proud of yourself.

"Okay good sit up on the bed now dear" Since no one was around he can call you pet names. You hop up on the bed and he helps you take your shirt off then you immediately turn tomatoe red you forgot you took your bra off. Hes never seen your breasts before. 'Well theres a first for everything' you think to yourself as your shirt comes off you look to Law whose face is cherry red right now. You let out a giggle.

"You never um.. told me you had nipple piercings" He says somewhat choked up trying to loosen his collar.

"You never asked hehe" you giggle again. Law shook his head to snap out of it, then put gloves on with a snap. He prepares the gauze and medical tape. You glance at him to see a shade of pink on his face. He brings over the tray and motions for you to raise your arm. You raise it and he patches you up then puts tape on it.

"Shower every morning then use the hair dryer to dry it, once its dry itll crust over and heal. Have you taken your medicine yet?" he asks you raising an eyebrow.

"Not yet we just got back" you state. He goes over to his desk grabs the bottle then hands you one pill.

"Go get some water take it now" he states in doctor mode. You salute him

"Yes sir" Then go to the mess hall to grab a glass of water. Once you take your medicine you refill the water and continue your way back the dark but lit corridor. Once back in the med bay you dont see Law.

"Trafalgar?" you questioned but to no noise. You then make your way to your shared room, and see familiar black hair on the bed sleeping soundly. You craw into bed beside him and pull the covers up high then turn off the light.

"Goodnight my wonderful doctor boyfriend" you softly kiss his cheek then freeze.

" (n) thats not good for you-" he trails off into sleep again and you realize you were holding your breath you inhale and cuddle up next to him. You knew he was probably worried out of his mind the whole time he found out. You would bet money though that he knew something was wrong, while you didnt say anything for those days that you had the abscess.

-☆-

Two Days Later

-☆-

You went through your erotica all ready, and were halfway through your period. you took showers in the morning and blew dry your armpit like Law said too and like he said he bandaged you up everynight. The book ended by the princess falling in love with the vampire and turning the knight away after a fierce battle between the vampire and knight. They lived happily ever after and had a half human half vampire child. You were feeling lonely, you missed Law you wanted to cuddle.

"That stupid book!" you yell from your shared bedroom, while laying on the bed.

"God I'm bored" you whine to yourself. You hear a brisk movement then Law pop into the room.

"Law!" You cheer then pop up and go to hug him, but he holds up one hand which grabbed your boob making him turn slight pink.

"Social distancing, remember your contagious. I cant have anything wrong with me too, I'm the crew's doctor"

"Look I know your bored so let's take a look at your wound" He says softly.

"Okay but are you done?" you say.

"Done with?" then he realized he was groping your breast.

"Sorry.." he turns bright red and pulls his hat down slightly.

"No need to be sorry, or are you not my, boyfriend?" you question. He nods with his hat still down a bit, then pulls it up to reveal a light pink on his face. He begins to help you out of your shirt revealing your pierced nipples yet again. You grab his left hand and guide it to your right breast, giving a slight squeeze.

"This ones fine right?" you ask as he has a slight blush on his face.

"Enjoy it Law" you state. He shakes his head.

"I'm just not used to this..." he trails off and looks away then frees his hand. You give a little giggle.

"Oh ya keep it up see what happens" he threatens.

"Ohh I'm so scared" you feign.

"You will be after your healed" then he gives his famous full smirk kindave in a smile.

"Look this is killing me too not just you,... I need your warmth" he says licking his lips. Suddenly you almost get a nosebleed and blush a deep red thinking 'hes talking about sex?? Well it's been 2 years now he outta explode his first time' You knew you were his first relationship ever and same with him with you so you both were learning things, though you were obviously the more adventurous one but gets shy often.

"Anyways!" you say throwing your arm up, he exams the wound which looks better but still purple and red with a hole.

"Keep doing what your doing it seems to be working, but theres only so much we can do like this. We have to see the doctor again tomorrow and see what the next step is, which is probably just the right antibiotics maybe a shot too" Law states all doctor like.

"Okay dear" you say sweetly making him gain a light blush. He knows what you've been through the years and years of going to doctors only to be turned away until you met him. You both have similar pasts with both your families dieing from diseases. You then have an idea.

"What if I froze it dry?...." you say quietly. He helps you get your shirt back on and just looks at you.

"You still dont have full control of your devil fruit you ingested all those months ago"

"Ah come on but the Sno-Sno fruit is awesome"you whine in defeat. You were lucky enough to find the Sno-Sno fruit on a winter island months ago since Monet died.

"Okay you win" you sigh in defeat.

-☆-

The next day

-☆-

You both walk into the clinic,check in wait to be seen then enter a room. -Knock knock- Then in enters the same lady.

"Ah you two again hello I have your lab results in and we know which bacteria it is so, let me write up your prescription" she says calmly while writing swiftly.

"Okay here you are dear. I hope you feel better soon, and have a good rest of your day" she say politely.

"I hope you have a good day too" you say happily as she nods and walks out.

"You ready?" You hear Trafalgar say as you nod yes. You both exit then go to the counter and before you can pay, he pays for you. You tilt your head in confusion. He glances at you and says

"What (n)? This relationship is fifty-fifty" You blush a deep red by the endearing gesture.

"Thank you dearrr" you let it roll off your tounge, which causes him to gain a light pink on his cheeks. Once done you both exit the hospital and start the walk to the Polar Tang.

"It says take two pills once a day for 25 days" He states and you whine but sigh in defeat and shrug. Then a thought pops into your mind.

"If this relationship is fifty-fifty then once I'm better I want cuddles and to train until I'm able to control the Sno-Sno fruit" you say bluntly. 'hes gonna say no to that last part I just know it'

"That can be arranged" he says with a small smirk, catching you off guard.

"Wait really yes!" you exclaim then hug his arm with your right side and let go.

-☆-

Twenty five Days Later

-☆-

"(n) Your due for your check up" Hearing Law say from his desk while you were relaxing on the bed. You pop up and say

"okie dokie love" then start heading to the med bay with him following behind you. Once there you sit on the bed and you take off your shirt. Then raise your arm. He exams your armpit and then gives a nod of approval.

"Your all healed now (n)" He says in doctor mode. 'I bet hes relieved hes been staying up later than me these past 25 days' you think quietly to yourself.

"(n).... (n).... Hello?" You suddenly come back to reality to hear Law calling your name.

"Oh yes dear? Sorry I was deep in thought" you say sweetly.

"Well I said (n) I love you..." he says with a sweet tone then looks down. 'oh no I missed that?!' you think quickly. You use one hand and tilt his head up to look him in the eyes.

"I love you Trafalgar D Water Law, I cant imagine life without you-" you were cut off by something soft and sweet. You realize it's his lips there on yours, as he deepens the kiss. You kiss him back wrapping your arms around him holding him close and he does the same. After some time you both break for air which makes you giggle.

"I love your giggles too" He kisses your nose, forehead, and lips then looks you in the eyes. Touching foreheads rubbing your noses together.

"I love your everything Trafalgar" You giggle again and then nuzzle your face in his neck and give small gentle kisses upwards to his lips. -knock knock knock- Which makes you both break apart. You put your shirt back on and Law clears his throat.

"Who is it?" Law asks blankly clearly annoyed being interrupted during a touching moment.

"Its Bepo captain, we've arrived at the island" you both hear the fluffy bear say. Law goes over and unlocks the med bay door revealing a gaint Bepo.

"Good tell the crew to go out and collect supplies they have one day" Law states as Bepo nods.

"Okay captain" the bear salutes then runs off. You get up and hug law from behind.

"Room"

"Shambles" then your in your shared bedroom the blue sphere dissapears.

"Whyd you take us here?" cocking your head to the side looking up at him. He leads you to the bed and you both fill the bed.

"Remember what you told me before?" he asks. As you start to think back then it hits you.

"Awe you wanted to cuddle too didnt you?" you say all cute like clasping your hands together. He looks away and says

"Maybe" Law says quietly. You put a hand to your ear leaning closer to him.

"Huu what was that???" you kid on him. Suddenly you feel yourself being pulled over onto Law, being squeezed slightly. You blush a deep cherry as you look into Laws grey eyes.

"Your my favorite person Trafalgar" you say then kiss him with him kissing back. You feel on of his hands travel down to your bottom and gave it a squeeze, which makes you go

"Eeep" you giggle

"So are you a boobs or butt man?" you ask quizzically. He seems to think for a moment.

"I'm a you, kinda of man" he pecks your lips.

"hmm good answer smart answer hehe" you feel so loved and relaxed that you both eventually fall asleep.

-☆-

The Next Morning

-☆-

"he he,... Law..." you mumble slowly waking up. You feel lips on yours and your eyes flicker open to see him. You kiss back then break for air both gasping slightly.

"Good morning beautiful" You hear Laws silky voice roll off your ears.

"Good morning handsome did you let me sleep in? What time is it?" you question.

"Its nine am dont worry your fine, but today is the day" he bluntly says. You look at his attire hes dressed in his cloak, pants, and sword.

"What's up" you say.

"Its time to train my love" He says sweetly patting your (c) hair.

"Really?! Yay!" you jump out of bed, go to the closet looking for through your clothes.

"Wait what kind of island is it?" You ask for scientific purposes.

"Its a tropical lush island, I sent everyone out yesterday to collect medical supplies. Today since you still dont have control of your powers we have the island to ourselves" he says matter o factly.

"Perfect yay!" you say pulling out your Heart pirates crop top and shorts but not booty shorts. Then socks and platform boots all in (c). Your showing off your bellybutton ring in your preferred (c). You look back to see Law blush slightly.

"When did you make that crop top?" He raises and eyebrow intrigued.

"I made it while you were working in the med bay and being Captain, then hid it once you came back. Do you like it?" you ask then did a twirl with your long (c) hair swishing behind you.

"That outfit suits you" you see a slight blush on his face but he shakes his head.

"Let's go" he says.

"Room" You both are teleported outside.

"What about my sword?"

"You wont need it for this training, your a Logia user, now it's time to train so you dont wreck the sub" he states and you nod. You both walk further into the center of the island then stop at a clearing. You both get into position, him far away from you.

"Room" he makes a room that encompasses both of you.

"This is just a precaution, try to make something out of snow now" you hear Trafalgar say. You concentrated and managed to engulf your arms with wings. You flew up a bit before landing back down. Then you focused your attack in front of you creating a blizzard with your wings flapping. the circle became engulfed in snow. You see Trafalgar nodding in approvment over in the distance so you continue and try and form into the snow this being your very first time trying this technique. You failed but kept going until you snuck up behind him and reformed.

"Hello love" you whisper in his ear then engulfed him with your wings. Making it colder and colder he seems to loose strength so you stop, turn back and hug him tightly. Trying to give him your body warmth.

"Good job" he says to you shivering. He hugs you back. After hes fully warmed up you return to bird form and fly up and up but loose your concentration and start to fall into human form.

"fuuuuccccckkk!" you yell.

"Shambles!" Suddenly you on the ground again in Laws arms. You see the sun starting to set.Then you look into his gorgeous grey eyes.

"That's enough for today you did well (n)" he let's you down then pets your (c) hair.

"I swear I had it-"

"Dont worry (n) we will be here for one week that's more than enough time for you to learn the basics" he coos while bringing you in close to him giving you a side hug since Kikoku was in the other arm.

"I love you Trafalgar" you say squeezing up to him kissing his neck since he was way taller than you.

"I love you too (n)"

"Let's go back to the Polar Tang" he says sweetly.

[fraudulent-cheese]

OK SO I'VE WATCHED EPISODES 2 TO 4 OF SEASON 2 OF TOTAL DRAMA 2023

MAJOR SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT!!!!

I think these episodes were... fine. I think the third might've been the best one overall, i liked the challenge and it was pretty fun; especially seeing MK fucking cheating and the team's reactions. i think Ripper not interacting with his team is good actually, because he's funnier on his own or when he's crushing on Axel.

SPEAKING OF WHICH: i didn't expect for Ripaxel to win me over... at all? But i think it's pretty cute actually! I think it's funny seeing Ripper crushing on the girl that spent the entire previous episode trying to commit violence on him. He's ridiculous when trying to impress her in episode 2, their interactions in episode 3 were also fun (they managed to make a fart joke plot relevant! how??) and i really enjoy how in episode 4 the dude went out of his way to make something she'd like (the little poem he made her!). I REALLY don't think Ripper's interested at all in poetry so i think it's cute :D ALSO THEY'RE STILL IN THE GAME SO WE MIGHT SEE MORE FROM THEM. MAYBE IT'LL FULLY CONVINCE ME!! Honestly i think it could've been worse! Could've been a whole lot worse! She could've been kissing Chase. That's all im saying.

What i do know is that Priya x Caleb is NOT gonna convince me. I genuinly do not care it's insane. they are just here to be straight and i don't think they'll convince me. (especially since im pretty sure Caleb just wants an alliance)

Fellas... we might be getting Rajbow divorce. Or at least an actual conflict in their relationship that they'll need to work throughout the season; i really hope they don't split up but also they might just split up over this and i am NOT READY.

I'll go over the eliminations + challenges before i go over my favorite aspect of these episodes: Chase getting booted second is amazing. Glad he's not here anymore and im glad Emma got to take her revenge on his dumbass. Im more mixted on Millie being kicked off this early? sure she wasn't gonna last until the end but the conflict between her team just felt! so! forced! Guys, Damien's alive, and he's FINE NEXT EPISODE CAN YOU GUYS CALM THE FUCK DOWN??? I know it was a breach of trust but she did it to win the challenge and it WORKED! And she got booted for it! Emma getting eliminated this early also kinda stings, especially the remarks about her gut feelings being wrong (but then they were right so like,,, what is your point). I do think her not being as good at reading people as she thought is a good conflict but i don't like how it's excecuted.

As for challenges: I think a straight up basketball one would've been cool (take notes, season rewritters!), but the basketball slides was pretty fun too. The sticky sap one is really fun too, it's got plenty of potential. the one in episode 4 is real eh, i would've preferred a straight up would you rather with a lie detector maybe? but oh well!

what i did like tho? MKULIA!!! I LOVE THEM BEING FRIENDS!!! THEY ARE FLERTING SM

THEY'RE JUST BE GAY DO CRIME OMGGGG THEY BETTER FUCKING KISS I SWEAR TO GOD

I WILL SIMPLY COMMIT CRIMES IF THEY DONT END UP BEING CANON

im exaggerating obviously but FR!!! They are canon to me!!! I fucking hope MK doesn't immediatly get eliminated in episode 5 because if she does i will cry

OK! LETS HOPE I DIDNT JINX ANYTHING BY SAYING THESE WORDS!

[timelessxmemories]

Sera for short.

Lock x Seraphina Drabble

@miss-midnightt

A tall, black haired male approaches the woman, kicking a Blitzball to the side as he digs his claymore into the ground, as the handle chains rattle. He then stretches out, rubbing his neck as he peers over to the woman, before raising a eyebrow.

"Jus' gonna stand there? Say somethin'!"

His grin is rather cocky and sheepish, as if he expects her to recognize him and praise him, afterall, he is the Star Player of the Zanarkand Abes.

The woman looks up at Jecht with a bit of confusion, tilting her head to the side with a puzzled and curious look on her face as she looked around before realizing he was talking to her, she raised a brow before looking up at Jecht with a puzzled look on her face, her wings raising in curiosity.

"Uhh... hi?"

She cocked her head to the side, clasping her hands behind her back, looking up at him with curiosity.

She clearly didnt recognize the most popular blitz ball player in all of Zanarkand.

Which in turn, causes Jecht to look shocked for a moment, before realizing she wasn't recognizing him, in fact it seemed that she hasn't even heard of his name. Well then, that won't do. With a cocky grin, he puts his hands on his hips.***

"Well well well, don'tcha know the legendary Jecht, star player of the Abes? Helloooooo? I thought you'd be more excited to see me! Hah!"

The woman finally shakes her head, still a slight bit puzzled as she finally speaks up, tilting her head to the side while her angel wings tuck in rather neatly as she stares out to the ocean with an amazed and awestruck expression, leaning on the railing in front of her.

"I'm sorry, I don't have the foggiest idea as to who you may be."

Jecht's grin fades a bit, he looks at her with a surprised expression. Jecht then takes a deep breath, a bit insulted that she didn't recognize him, he thought everyone would know his face.

"Hmm... Well that can't be right! What's ya name, miss? You sure look pretty, and as pretty as they come, you should know who I am, I mean I got more fangirls than any other person in the whole city!"

She shook her head, giving a long sigh with a small, yet genuine smile.

"My name is Lockette, but it's easier for people to call me Lock for short.."

She gave a small shrug, looking out onto the ocean's horizon, taking in the fresh scent of the ocean breeze, a smile coming to her face before raising a brow, turning her head towards him.

"My apologies, but I *really* don't know who you are or even what you're known for."

Jecht tilts his head to the side, before realizing that she really wasn't joking, she doesn't recognize him whatsoever. Jecht crosses his arms and raises an eyebrow, thinking to himself. He then chuckles.

"Well then let me educate you. I'm Jecht, star player of the Abes, and one of the best blitzball players in all of Spira... and also the father of Tidus, that's a pretty big deal. Ya got a boyfriend miss Lockette, or is your heart up for grabs?"

In response, Lock gives a soft laugh, shaking her head softly before smiling up at him, giving a gentle sigh as she stares ahead of her, looking at the rippling water with awestruck eyes.

"No. Unfortunately, it is not. I'm quite taken."

As if right on cue, Jecht's cocky grin fades a bit, he wasn't used to being rejected, but he would play it cool for now. He lowers his hands, as if he could just change the subject.

"So who's the lucky guy? I mean he has to be pretty handsome to get a pretty lady like you to keep her eyes off... well just off me in general."

He says in a slightly teasing tone, looking her up and down, trying to picture her with someone. Who could have possibly caught her attention?

Smiling fondly, she then decides to explain.

"It's a girl, actually. I have a wonderful, beautiful girlfriend.."

Jecht stops, his mouth wide open as his eyes narrow slightly. He then blinks and nods his head, trying to contain his expression. This pretty girl wasn't interested in him in the least, and in fact she had a girlfriend. His interest was piqued even more, if this girl had such a pretty girlfriend, she would have to be quite beautiful as well. He clears his throat, trying to act as if he wasn't surprised.

"Oh... Oh, right right... So you a lesbian then?"

She laughed once again, amused at his oblivious and assuming nature.

"Nope, I'm what people collectively call Pansexual, interested in not just one gender, but rather both and more. Personality is what attracts me."

Jecht nods, his expression relaxed a bit, now he can't be mad at a girl that just likes everyone. The fact she had a girl just intrigued him more, was her girlfriend really as pretty and beautiful as her? Or does she just think women in general are beautiful? He clears his throat, ready to get this conversation going again.

"Hmm... So... is she here? With ya?"

She gave a warm smile, turning around to finally face him fully.

"Yeah, but she's asleep right now in our hotel room, so I just decided to go outside for a smoke and a walk."

She nodded, taking out her lighter and placing a cigarette in her mouth, lighting the end and taking a long drag.

Jecht looks quite surprised, he's a little shocked even. She's just out here smoking, enjoying the ocean, all by herself? Why's this girl not with her girlfriend? What's going on?

"Hmm... So... Just you by yourself then? Why's that? Why's she asleep?"

He says, trying not to sound too interested, yet it's clear that he wants to know more about her and this situation.

"She's what I like to call, 'chronically tired all the time'. I decided to let her sleep, besides, this place is a whole new area to us, and it's also late at night and I didn't want her to get sick so I just let her sleep."

She explained, flicking the ashes off of her cigarette.

Jecht cocks his head to the side, he's not sure what she meant by 'chronically tired all the time', but he nods his head in understanding, he can respect her wanting to take care of her girlfriend. He then lets out a small chuckle.

"Well, you're very considerate of her feelings, is she always like this?"

She takes another drag of her cigarette, staring out into the ocean as she gives a fond nod.

"That's right. She's always so sleepy, she'll fall asleep anytime and anywhere, you turn your back on her for 2 seconds and then when you look back she's probably asleep!"

Jecht is amused a bit, her girlfriend almost sounds like a cat the way she puts it. Then he begins to wonder, why doesn't she just lay down with her girlfriend, cuddle with her during this relaxing time? He clears his throat, ready to ask her why.

"Well then why... why aren't you just laying down with her, keeping her warm and cuddling? That's what... normal couples do, right?"

"I needed a smoke and I didn't want to smoke inside, so I left a teddy bear I gave her a while ago in my place while I'm gone. She'll be fine, I know it.."

She gave a kind smile as she spoke, clearly very fond of her girlfriend.

Jecht raises his eyebrows, she had quite the soft spot for her girlfriend, even going as far as to leave a teddy bear in her place, to make her feel safe. The way she explained her love for her made it seem like they had been together for quite a long time.

"Aww... well... you sound quite fond of her... how long have you two been together, if I may ask?"

Lock turns her gaze over towards the man, lifting a brow in question before a warm look appeared upon her face as she finally replied after a few moments of silence.

"About 3 years now.. I love her.. a lot.. she means so much to me.. I don't know what I'd do without her.."

Jecht's face softens a little bit, he looks back at her, smiling a bit, almost impressed. He couldn't help but notice how sweet and loving she was of her girlfriend, was she really so devoted to this girl?

"Well I can see why you love her so much, you talk about her with such care and affection, 3 years is quite a long time... What's this girl look like? Bet she's almost as pretty as you."

Lock stares up at the deep night sky, up at the glittering stars, finally putting out her smoke with her foot.

"Well, she has this beautiful white blond hair, these beautiful green eyes that if you looked in them long enough you could get lost in them.. her smile could light up the whole world if it was possible.. and her personality.. don't even get me started on her personality.."

Jecht lets out a small chuckle, he can tell just by the way she talks how much she loves this girl. It's interesting though, white blonde hair and green eyes? She sounds quite lovely, although he wouldn't mind seeing her herself, if she really is as wonderful as Lock describes her to be. He clears his throat, ready to ask the final question.

"Hmm... Well, what is her name? I'm quite curious as to what you've fell in love with."

She shifts her gaze down onto the moonlit ocean below her.

"Seraphina. I call her Sera for short.."

[rossmccallsqueen]

HC - Having a baby with Joseph Liebgott ❤️

(I just need to state for the record that this is written for Ross McCall’s portrayal of Joseph Liebgott in Band of Brothers, not the actual person. Okay thank you pls continue)

You knew from the moment you met Joe that you wanted to have a family with him

Which was perfect because he told you he wanted a really big family

It took awhile after you started trying. It was happening for all of your friends and Joe’s friends wives but not you

Joe could see how sad you were every month when your period still came, so you agreed to stop trying for awhile and just let the universe speak for itself

And as they say it’ll happen when you least expect it because when you stopped trying was the month you found out you were pregnant and Joe was over the moon

Once he was able to tell people he would tell anyone that listened, including calling everyone from Easy to let them know that he was making good on all the little Liebgott’s he promised

You started to show pretty early on, making Joe think it was multiples

“Just because I’m a whale Joesph does not mean there’s more than one in there!”

“First of all dear I never said you were a whale Im pretty sure I called you sexy just this morning. Second, I’m just saying maybe we should ask Doc to check?”

“Okay fine, we will call the doctor!” You weren’t gonna let him win, because a mother would know if she was having twins right?

A mother would definitely know. And you knew you’d feel more kicks, which you didnt think you did but then again you felt them constantly so it was hard to tell the difference

Later that afternoon your doctor came to call, Joe letting him in right away because he wanted to be right 😂

“Alrighty what are we checking out today? You seemed fine last I saw you and you’re not due for another appointment until next month dear.”

“Joseph here thinks that there may be more than one baby in there because I’m a little bigger. Can you tell him that’s not true?”

“Let’s take a look. Sit down on the couch for me and we’ll check!” You did as told and Joe sat down next to you

You lifted up your shirt like you always did, and Doc took out his measuring tape and stethoscope

First he measured, Joe watching his every movement. You’d never paid much attention before but the look on Doc’s face after he measured.. you already knew Joe was right

“I’m just going to listen around to see if there’s more than one heartbeat okay? It might be a little cold.”

He moved around, making sure to listen to several different points around your belly, and he kept going back to two different spots

“Just tell me Doc, give it to me straight” 😂

“There’s definitely two babies in there Mrs. Liebgott. I’m afraid your husband is right!”

DANGIT not again you thought to yourself

After going back and forth with the doc to confirm it was in fact twins, including letting you listen to the stethoscope yourself to hear the heartbeats which was incredible

Joe was absolutely over the moon, he immediately called his parents to tell them that they wouldn’t just be getting one grand baby but two

A few hours later it was just you and Joe and you were laying in bed together

You were reading a book and Joe was just laying with his head in your lap rubbing your belly

He kept waiting for each baby to kick, absolutely enamored that there were two little ones in there

He absolutely loved your belly and had from the start. He loved resting his head against your bump, like he couldn’t get enough of it

He was proud of himself, and you knew he would be the best dad

“What do you think they will be? Two boys? Two girls? One of each? I don’t even care as long as they’re healthy.” You smiled, running your hand through his hair

You were only 20 weeks so you were only halfway there, and you knew Joe would dote on you even more as you continued

“I just can’t believe there will be two of them. Can we have more?” He asked, still rubbing your belly

“Slow your roll there pal, these ones need to be born first.” 😂

“I know I just can’t wait for them to get here” 🥺

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[norestwithoutlove]

hello I just wanna say that your writing is so fucking gorgeous, dude. I’ve read tbah and many the lost (last night) and I’m getting to restless wanderer when I can dedicate the time it deserves. every line is killer, and your words ride the line between devastating and heartwarming with such ease. any tips + advice for how to develop such a kick-ass style of writing would be forever appreciated, as I cannot get past how beautifully crafted your stories are! much love x

hi! thank you so much, this was lovely to receive. and i'm glad you liked them both. many the lost honestly feels like a big accomplishment and although always retrospectively with a fic i'll think 'fuck why didn't i go down this angle?!' i am definitely really proud of that one and how it turned out <3

sorry for the delay replying to this, too, i was trying to gather thoughts on writing and if i actually do have any concrete advice for people beyond "practice loads :D" which is what i always say. also developing a personal style of writing is a (wonderfully) specific question in comparison to "how can you write well?" which i never know the answer to.

okay sorry. VERY long winded answer up ahead.

i guess the first point for developing a personal style (and one that you like) would be to figure out what you like. so yeah my first tip for writing is read widely, and unfortunately im gonna circle back to this one haha because i think it's often true. some writers who were big for me in finding what style i liked were Toni Morrison who i think has an incredible writing voice which is generally just so pleasurable to read (linked is the first book of hers i ever read) R S Thomas who i think is a master of metaphor and made me realise i love writing about things through images of other things, and James Baldwin, who i want to write more like, for his ability to be brief and understated and still gut you completely. Others who i discovered and found I wanted to emulate more recently (as in, the past 3 years) were Alexis Wright, Tim Winton and Hanif Abdurraqib. read across time, form, and genre. write what you like about your wide reading, and find what aspects of it suit your own voice, or could be made part of your style.

so read widely, find what you like, and find what you don't like. underline phrases you love. flag up pages that stay with you. and pay attention to why you like something, why something else falls short. then emulate it. practice writing in different styles and for different genres until you find your voice, and refine it. read over your work after leaving it for a few days, or a week, or longer, and ask yourself where it's weak. this one's hard and i don't do it as much as i should but i do think it's important! the distance that time gap has created will help you see your writing more clearly.

also i love listening to music while i write, and if i didnt have it, i think i would be a shit shit writer. i make a long playlist for every piece of work i write, and while i write i play music that matches the mood of each scene. movie scores, folk songs, whatever mirrors the tone the scene has in my head. nine times out of ten you'll know the vibe of what you want to write in your head, and if you can get music to write to that matches that tone, you'll have an easier time translating it into writing. this is what i find, at least, lol. for this reason though, spotify's radio function is definitely your friend ! you can get songs that are similar or related to the song you're listening to using the song radio feature. also, once you have a song that say, matches the mood of nostalgia, or familial warmth, or longing, or regret, you can potentially listen to this when you're writing with that mood for other things. i would listen to this song when i was writing tbah, during the scenes dean was hurting over family, or longing for it. and i went on to listen to it a BUNCH while writing restless wanderer. this method helps me nail the mood of any scene, and the playlist aspect lets me think about what vibe i want the whole story to have. it also helps guide you on how you want the tone of your story to change, over the course of the narrative, because moods evolve and shift. and the mood of each fic will impact the style you write in. im not so good at changing style, but hopefully the style of restless wanderer is distinct from the style of many the lost, etc, to indicate that they're different stories from different people, untangling different things.

also, and i cannot emphasise this enough, just get into and have fun because writing is basically a giant imaginary sandbox and why the fuck shouldnt you have a blast?!

also, this thread has some great advice, but it starts here and i think this is the most important stuff:

ummm to give an example of this. for restless wanderer (if you want to go into it not knowing anything about it then skip this part, but it's not a spoiler, more a premise thing) i knew i wanted to write a victorian shepherding au, and i knew i wanted dean to arrive somewhere alien where the vibe was eccentric and a little uncanny. i wasnt exactly sure how i would create this mood, and only knew it was something i wanted to evoke. initially i was going to have the farmhouse be nicknamed 'the chapel' by everyone in the village, but i went on a walk and cleared my head and jumped on and off some tree stumps and the idea arrived that bobby should nurse dozens and dozens of birds back to health in his home, and that consequently everyone in the village should call the house 'the eyrie', punning on eeriness and the obvious fact of hundreds of birds living in the house. that became such a beloved aspect of the story to me, and vital to its structuring, (as in, i cannot imagine the story having legs WITHOUT this detail, and it definitely wouldn't be as thematically sound) that the reality that i arrived at it simply because i went on a walk, that if i hadnt gone on that walk, the fic would be completely different is terrifying and a little miraculous. goes to show the good a walk can do.

another example of this is obviously tbah. it took me four years to write, so ideas had plenty of time to percolate. the biggest scenes in it, and the scenes that generally seem to have stuck with readers most, were the ones that i would rehearse in my head for months and sometimes years before ever getting the chance to write them down. i'll like, rehearse stories in my head before i fall asleep, and this gives a chance to see what works and what doesn't in a given scene or narrative arc.

and again with many the lost - i planned on writing it for like, a year, before i finally shared it, which is a long time for just 30,000 words. but if i hadnt given it that time, i wouldnt have included any of the stuff about les miserables, which was a really necessary structuring device in the story, and a great way of showing jimmy and sam's relationship, which also demonstrated why sam was in such a bad place after jimmy died.

so yeah, sorry for the rambling essay, hopefully some of that was useful though! loads of love. thanks so much for this question :) <3

to build a home

many the lost

restless wanderer

[lunatic-fandom-space]

Ughhhhhhhh I wanted to save this post for a lot later in my project but fuck it,I just started episode 4 which means that the jack the ripper arc is starting and boyyyyyy will I have a lot to say about that as far pronouns go

So yeah, this is Me Pointing Out The Use Of Formal And Informal Yous In The German Dub Of Black Butler part 3 (feat. Actual Explanations This Time woaaaa)

Okay, basically we have du, which is informal you and you use it for like, your peers I guess and people you know well

Then we have Sie, which is formal and you use it with people who have some kind of authority and/or power over you (employers n teachers n stuff like that) and with strangers or people you only want to maintain a 'professional' relationship to. Also, yeah you have to capitalize it when you write it down bc theres also sie as in, she and sie as in, they

Last but not least theres Euch, which you also have to capitalize. I didnt actually know how this was properly used until I looked it right before I started writing this because Ive never heard it being used outside of fiction occasionally, and if youve read my previous posts I probably said something wrong about it. From what I can tell its used for like, royals, aristocrats, people with nobility titles or whatever you wanna call those leeches, so thats why Lizzy n Ciel use Euch to refer to eachother that makes sense. That being said, I still think its kinda strange that Lizzy uses it for Ciel while also trying to get him to be less formal or whatever. Like, I can buy that Ciel would do that but Lizzy ?? Then again, she grew up as a woman in victorian england so thats probably why. HOWEVER the mafia guy addressing Ciel with Euch is still funny like bro, youre kicking the shit out of him his stupid nobility title doesnt mean shit now

Anyway, now that thats out of the way, I have two things I would like to point out:

Number 1: when Madame Red gets pissy w/ Lau for pretending to know who the Undertaker was towards the start of the fourth episode she uses du, when she had previously only used Sie bc yknow, even though they seem to be on p good terms, their relationship is purely professional at the end of the day. Now, I was gonna go on this whole tangent about some incomprehensible bullshit in order to explain this or whatever, but the reason for this probably really simple: its weird when you get upset enough to yell at someone but still use Sie. Thats it. Now, idk if this is particularly common but I actually remember doing something like that with my therapist lol like, I usually address her w/ Sie because yknow, ~Profesionalism~ and when I got really upset during one of our sessions and started yelling at her I switched over to du

Oh wait, I just remembered in the second episode that scene where Lau insinuates that he would do something "indecent" to Ciel and Madame Red starts yelling at him, she uses Sie for him there ?? Idk maybe the script is just inconsistent and Im putting too much thought into all of this

The second thing I wanted to talk about is: Sebastian has been referred to as Sie pretty consistently so far and like, I know thats gonna change soon because theres no way Grell is gonna keep trying to be professional or whatever once shes out of diguise, but still. As of the start of episode 4, the only people to use du for him are Ciel and that mafia guy and thats weird to me. Like, it makes sense for the servant trio to do that because hes In Charge and all that, and it makes sense for Grell because even though theyre 'peers' in the sense that theyre both butlers, they are strangers and dont really know eachother. But like, why is Madame Red doing it isnt she a baroness?? This would make sense in the modern day because you would address like, your friends personal assistant or whatever with Sie, regardless of wether or not youre "above" them in some weird way, because youre strangers and you wanna be polite to the people sour friend employs but. this is the fucken victorian times man, Idk a lot about that era but Im pretty sure they were big on this kind of weird classism

I was gonna end it here bit then I thought what if no one wants to du him because theyre intimidated or smth. Like, I know he can be intimidating but is that supposed to be 'a part of him' in the same way that being really hot is or what. Does he have a strong aura that compells people to do that. does he have that sigma male vibe. Discuss. comment down below

[the-underworld-aes]

Thoughts on Once Upon A Time In Hollywood

I did watch it once before like early 2020, but I also just moved and I was so preoccupied that I couldn't pay attention to the movie at all (I think I was looking at job hunting sites?) so I finally sat down and watched it the other night.

I liked it! I really did! I know movies that take place in older Hollywood are usually big ego stroking events for industry folks but like.... I really like the 1960′s setting so shoot me I guess.

Problems I had with the movie:

THE FEET! I’m big into Quentin Tarantino movies and I’m kinda numb to the feet scenes now, but I just wanna know why SHARON TATE had dirty feet when she was wearing boots and took them off in the movie theater?? Why you assuming Sharon Tate walked around with dirty feet all the time, Quentin?? Weird little freak I will usurp you one day...

The Bruce Lee scene. Eeeehhh yeah I see why it kind of had some controversy when the film came out. Obviously I never knew the guy so idk if he was Like That when chilling on set or not, but he did come off as a pretentious douche that gets his butt kicked in by the made up OC for the story, so like, that sucks. The other scenes where he shows up like, showing Sharon martial arts moves were nice tho, but they were small.

Leonardo DiCaprio. This is mostly a joke, tbh. I can’t stand this guy and his fear of women over 25. And I wanna throw a brick at his car lmaooo

The Ending. Not really much of a problem but I can’t help but feel weird about it? Like the made up OC’s for the movie actually beat the Manson Family and Sharon Tate and all surviving? I can’t say much cause apparently Sharon’s surviving family loved the movie so I guess to some it’s probably cathartic thinking of someone you loved living a happy life in some alt timeline. It didnt ruin it for me though, like I said I mostly just felt weird.

Things I liked about the movie:

Rick Dalton and Cliff Booth. I liked their dynamic a lot. Even though I have issues with Leo DiCaprio, I was able to look past that and see the character more (I guess that’s supposed to be the goal for an actor anyways right?). Rick being an aging star thats being faced with his career kinda flat lining actually made me feel bad for the guy, like that part when he couldn't remember his lines kinda hurt, and he when he started relating too much to that book he was reading and started crying in front of the little girl, while kinda funny was also pretty sad. As for Cliff, I got no beef with Brad Pitt (as far as I know), so I was able to wholly enjoy him, while Rick is crying all the time, Cliff’s just chilling, trying to get any crumbs that are thrown his way. Also damn do stuntmen usually not live so good? I figured their paychecks gotta be FAT but he looked like he was scraping by....idk I guess that’s something I gotta research myself. The parts with the hippie chick (Pussycat??) were kinda ehhh....since it’s implied she’s under the age of 18, but at least he turned her down after she failed to present I.D. So it could have been worse :/ As for the dead wife part, idk looks like they had a bad relationship so I don’t think he’s THAT scary for probably being the reason. We love a dude with a shady past.

Their friendship. That line “more than a brother, less than a wife” was REALLLYY good. That’s all I gotta say about that. We love friendships written like that. :) Didn't like the part were it implied after Rick got married he needed to drop Cliff, but after all that in the ending, looks like he’s not gonna let go of him anytime soon lol.

Not showing too much of Roman Polanski. Issues with Leo aside, while I would throw a brick at the mans car, it’s nowhere near as bad as the stuff I’d do if that little POS was in the same vicinity as me. I know how you treated your wife, you monster. I know how you were with young girls, ROMAN! So, yeah the less of him the better.

The weird storytelling. I liked how the narrative would be like, normal movie setup, but then cut to someone narrating something about the events going on, or go into the movies/shows that were being filmed.... I don’t know movie terms that much am I explaining this okay? Anyways, storytelling was cool.

BRANDY!!!! PUPPY!!! PUPPYYYY!!! GOOD GIRL!!! BABY TIME!!! PUPPYDOG CITY PUPPY DOG TOWN I WANNA GO I WANNA GOOOO!!! GOODEST GIRL!!! That is all.

The music/radio ads, faux movie posters. Idk I just like 60′s music, and have a big ole soft spot of old advertising. Really did a good job emulating the old movie posters back then with them being painted like that. Really can tell QT was a spaghetti western fanatic.

The portrayal of the Manson Family. Weird gross freaks. Living in filth and all. Despite how weird I feel about the ending, it was cathartic seeing them getting them getting dropped. I have no respect for these people and wish it happened IRL.

Also what was this part?? No issues with it, it was just awkward, I think it was supposed to be anyways. It was funny honestly, he looked like his soul was imploding ajdksk.

Bonus: Boy it sure was surreal hearing Al Pacino say my name in the beginning of the movie. I’m sure if I was one of em Pacino Girlies I woulda went nuts, but it was just like “HUH?? WHATTAYA WANT GRANDPA???”

Alright, that’s all :3