#i was so blind

[datchidatchi]

You're a loser, baby. 💖💖💖

[scribblersobia]

Have you ever lost all respect for someone you respected more than anything? It's like someone removed those blindfolds of regards, and now you know how disgusting that person is!

@scribblersobia

[vettely]

thinking about how merc probably always had stupid and questionable strategies but we didn't notice it bc they had a fast car

[loki-who-remains]

And Yggdrasil!Loki was there on the posters all this time!

[fandom-fortress]

Ok, so I was re-watching “Faster” because i’m a little scared of tomorrow’s episode, and then this scene came along and I noticed something weird...

Can you see it too? if not, then allow me to point it out for you

Are those fucking handcuffs!?!

I feel like i’m giving the fic writers something very interesting to add when writting about Tech...

[cupcakeblake]

i thought i was special but i too am not immune to the enemis to lovers trope

[positively-peachy-143]

guys I changed my mind. TWO-BIT would listen to Bloodhound Gang

[spacewhitewolf07]

And maybe art is in the way the golden sunlight dances in the curve of your lower back, early in the morning, when the world is still half asleep, dreaming.

[wayfaringauthorofficial]

I do my best to be the girl you want me to be, this plastic coated, ear to ear smile and a laugh that makes boys turn their heads. But that’s her, your favorite, the one you drop everything for. I’m just the runt. Not good enough. Always forgotten. Torn apart and fucked up until you don’t know what to do with me anymore.

Can’t I change my past, see it the way you do? But I don’t live with demons. They just raised me. I ran when I could, far and fast until my legs couldn’t keep me up anymore. But you told me to get back up, reminded me that we don’t break. Reminded me that I couldn’t exist without you. Just you wait and see the person I become when the lights go up.

-Girl turned Barbie.

[therulerofallpotatos]

Holy shit, we see Lila mimic Five in the warehouse fight. Also in hindsight she probably blinked off that roof when she led him there in the first place

[girlfictions]

thinking about this poem by noor hindi today.

(donate to palestine here)

[amu-says-hav-says]

I can’t believe I went through all of Season 2 assuming Nina was the stand-in for Crowley when you actually pay attention it’s so CLEAR that she’s Aziraphale. I was tricked by her spiky, sarcastic, cynical outer shell and lulled into a false sense of security by Maggie’s bubbly optimism and wholesome goodness, because on the surface they reflect the ineffable husbands perfectly, in their personalities, their aesthetics, even many of their actions and morals. but not, and this is the real key, when it comes to their “relationship”. but those first impressions really had me damn fooled. 

I missed the blatantness of Nina’s “we’re just friends. actually we’re not friends. we barely know each other.” the same thing Aziraphale said in season 1.  the way he still struggles to quantify their friendship when Nina asks. Nina’s sarcasm when Crowley asks about rain and awnings because it worked for him (we all know it LMAO). hell, that whole convo the girls have in the rain is so AziraCrow (“I know. I’m not your type” “...You have no idea” hits so much harder the second time, help meeeee.) “Lindsay” maybe being symbolic of Heaven and Aziraphale’s toxic relationship with them and their abuse? (the handwritten text messages in red pen make me think of angry notes on paperwork, anyone else?) because Crowley has never actually cared about what Hell thinks of him, just not getting into trouble (or him or Aziraphale getting hurt). Maggie is always chasing Nina. NINA NEVER GOES IN THE RECORD STORE. Just like Crowley always goes to the bookstore, to Aziraphale, Zira NEVER WENT TO THE FLAT (apart from The Swap but that doesn’t count imo). Crowley has always chased Zira, not the other way around. Always there to rescue him, always going to him for company, always relying on their shared connection, always US. OUR SIDE. All through season one, he comes to Zira every time to work together, never trying to work alongside Hell in any way that isn’t to save their skins or Earth, while Zira hides things from Crowley because he STILL thinks Heaven is ultimately good and will do the right thing if he can just show them. fix it from the inside. 

Maggie working up the courage to finally say something, to put herself out there, while Nina is utterly oblivious and then when she does realise Maggie has feelings, becoming standoffish, putting up that barrier, fighting it, denying it, ITS SO CROWLEY AND AZIRAPHALE IN THAT ORDER. the way I was fooled into thinking Nina’s trust issues are Crowley because he does have trust issues ofc he does BUT Crowley has ALWAYS TRUSTED AZIRAPHALE. has always relied on him. has always been hurt when Aziraphale doesn’t immediately reciprocate the way he expects (the holy water request, the bandstand, the “off in the stars” etc). he’s always the one putting himself forward. Aziraphale has always been the one to second guess everything, to fight their connection, their similarities, their friendship. the girls really made me think it was going to be okay when they sat Crowley down, even as my inner sirens were going haywire about Metatron interfering, they were telling Crowley he just needs to open up and it’ll all work out BUT HE’S ALREADY AT THAT POINT. he may not say it, and by gosh is that part of their damn problem, but he’s always SHOWN IT. he’s not Nina who needs time to heal and recover from her broken trust, he’s always been Maggie believing it doesn’t matter, they’ll end up together in the end anyway AND I WALKED RIGHT INTO THE TRAP THAT THIS MEANT THEY WERE GOING TO BE OKAYYYYYYYYYYY

[crows-home]

more funny things that happened on my first watch of nimona

ID by @peachygos

[ID: A comic juxtaposing screenshots from Nimona 2023 and drawn panels of two people on a couch, one wearing a cap and the other glasses. First is Ballister kneeling in front of the Queen, as she says "Congratulations, Sir Boldheart." Cap says, "OK!! Calling it right now! Queen's gonna die & they're gonna think he did it." Glasses says, "You think?" Cap continues, "Yup! Said in the summary that he's accused of a tragedy. They're gonna find her stabbed w/ his sword by the morning. Maybe during a party or smth." Glasses says, "Hm... Maybe-"

The second image shows just the two on the couch, washed in green light from the screen as the Queen dies. They look at the screen in gaping shock, then at each other.

The next screenshot is of Ballister clutching at his shoulder with a grunt of pain. Both people lean forward in focus. Glasses says, "Wait- did he cut off his whole arm-?" Cap says, "No! Nah, he just knocked the sword out of his hand, I think. Maybe his shoulder got hurt & he's holding his arm back?" Glasses says, "Dude I don't think-"

The final screenshot is a continuation of the previous shot, the camera zooming out to show Ballister clutching his shoulder, and his severed arm laying in the foreground. Both characters silently watch the screen in shock. Glasses gasps and covers their mouth with their hand. /end ID]

[radi0silenxe]

i had no idea these 5sos songs were about the same situation

wrapped around your finger / san francisco

the obvious parallel is that these songs both refrence cities in the bay area (santa cruz, san francisco)

"making all our plans in the santa cruz sand"/"making plans to rule the world"

"you were mine for a night"/"i wanna get back to where we started, to the summer night"

try hard / 18

"she's 17, i told her i'm 20"/"i'm not old enough for her", im just waiting till im 18"

"she's got a rose tattoo but she keeps it covered"/"she's got a naughty tattoo in a place that i wanna get to"

"i followed her around the town but she thinks that im a weirdo now"/"you got me waiting in a queue for a bar i cant get into"

"it's obvious she's so out of reach"/"i think she wants to get with me, but she's got a job in the city, says that she's always too busy"

heartbreak girl / just saying

"you'll never get over him getting over you"/"you don't need him/i'll help you get over it"

"i dedicate this song to you, the one who never sees the truth"/"when you change your mind, I'll be waiting cuz I'm better than him, just saying"

[zoe-oneesama]

Some "Special" Girls! And the late girls.

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[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

@staff put the pictures back to the way they were this sucks. the blurry version of an image in the background is bad and distracting. not being able to double tap to zoom sucks. scrolling down to an unrelated video or image? genuinely go fuck urselves. this app keeps getting worse and fucking worse stop changing shit that doesn't need to be changed