#i watched this in such low quality 😩

[zappedbyzabka]

[kalicocal]

'how many times have you watched this?'

me: yes

[trueebeauty]

Hii! Can i please request a dating hcs for na jaegyeon from lookism? 😩

Thank you!

SFW - soft, casual

Despite his nonchalance, Jaegyeon is an absolute gentleman when it comes to dating. He treats his partner with the utmost respect and consideration.

Jaegyeon loves going on long walks or hikes with his significant other. The peaceful outdoors helps him relax and open up more.

He has an unexpectedly romantic side. Jae-gyeon will plan thoughtful surprise dates like picnics or stargazing nights.

While not the most talkative, Jaegyeon is an excellent listener. He's always willing to lend an ear when his partner needs to vent or discuss something important.

Loyalty and honesty are extremely important to him. He expects the same faithfulness in return from his partner.

Jaegyeon can be protective, almost to a fault, when it comes to his loved ones. He's always on guard.

Despite his tough exterior, he melts when his partner showers him with affection and physical touch. Jaegyeon loves cuddling and gentle caresses.

He prefers low-key date nights at home over flashy outings, as long as he gets quality time with his significant other.

Jaegyeon appreciates a partner who can match his intellect and isn't afraid to challenge him.

While not very vocal about it, he takes immense pride in his partner's achievements and unconditionally supports their goals.

NSFW - mdni

In private, Jaegyeon is much more openly affectionate with lots of hugs, cuddling, and gentle caresses for his partner.

He loves leaving soft kisses along his significant other's neck and shoulders when embracing them from behind.

While not the most vocal about it, Jaegyeon takes great pride and care in pleasuring his partner intimately. He's an attentive and generous lover.

He gets flustered and blushy when his partner initiates intimate moments or catches him appreciatively admiring their body.

Jaegyeon is the type to wake up early and watch his lover sleep peacefully, marveling at how beautiful they look.

Massages and sensual backrubs are one of his favorite ways to wind down and get intimate with his significant other.

In the bedroom, he prefers taking the lead but is very responsive to his partner's wants and needs.

Jaegyeon has a talented mouth and loves pampering his lover with deep, passionate kisses.

Pillow talk and basking in the afterglow with tender cuddles is very important to him for feeling emotionally connected.

He gets immense satisfaction from ensuring his partner is fully satisfied and content after intimacy.

[writingduhh]

Chuckle Sandwich || Shopping With Him (HC)

I had this idea while talking to my absolute bestie babe @lvrj4mie 😩 ILYSM

Im also taking requests or just any suggestions or ideas!! Thanks for reading!

❥ Jschlatt:

▷ Would rather die than go shopping… He only goes because he loves you.

▷ Holds all your bags and items you pick.

▷ Definitely will pull some skimpy or revealing clothing off the clothing rack, suggesting you try it on for him.

▷ Trying to encourage him to get outside his comfort zone (Only wearing shorts and sweatshirts 😭)

▷ After some time passes he actually begins to enjoy himself. Well, he enjoys spending quality time with you.

▷ I can see him sharing random yet entertaining stories with you as you walk around from store to store.

▷ He absolutely insists on treating you to at least one thing. Whether it’s a new pair of pants, some new shoes, or even just a pretzel from the cafeteria.

▷ Having to stop his impulse buying of stupid or useless things.

“Y/n look!” Schlatts voice calls, catching the attention of a passersby or two.

“Shh. What is it?” You playfully hush, walking over to where he stood, investigating the shelves.

Suddenly he pulled out the most ridiculous looking monkey replica (the golden ball monkey lmao

“What is THAT?!”

“It’s a beautiful golden balled monkey.” He grins, happily showing off his find.

Together you both shared a laugh. Assuming he’d put the item down you began to walk over to the next shop. To your surprise he didn’t follow you. Turning around you saw him motioning towards the register as he stood in kind.

“Jay, what are you doing? That’s expensive for such a silly thing.”

“Don’t worry y/n, we’re rich!” He jokingly responds (he would say this)

“Schlatt, are you seriously going to buy it? What are you going to do with it?”

“I’ll take him everywhere with me! I’ll tuck him into bed and kiss him goodnight.” He excitedly explains.

You can’t help but smile as you let out a small sigh.

“If you really want it, go for it.”

▷ He definitely makes sure you stop at the cafeteria for some lunch or just to taste test some snacks.

❥ Ted:

▷ Such a gentleman. He holds all the doors open for you, holds your bags, offers to pay (even though you politely refuse)

▷ He’s Low-key quite fashionable. He’d be helping you pick out trendy clothes and even help you put together cute outfits

▷ Always suggesting things for you to try on. He loves to see you happy and confident in the new clothes.

▷ Enjoys trying things on himself as well. He’d definitely throw in a crazy outfit just to get your reaction.

▷ Definitely takes this opportunity to use the Photo Booth or at least get some cute and funny pictures with the two of you

▷ I can honestly see him being the type who enjoys people watching.

▷ You sit in the cafeteria together sharing some food as you watch people walk past, making up little stories about their lives.

“Ok ok, what about him?” Ted questions, motioning towards the passerby.

“Uh, I think he is currently in a big fight with his partner. He’s definitely trying to find them a gift or something… I’m not very good at the game. You go. ” You reply.

“I thought it was a great story. Hmm ok that dude right there. He’s actually undercover right now. He’s an fbi agent called… 770. There is a huge heist going on right now in the store below us.” He seriously remarks.

“Why are you so good at this game.” You playfully sigh.

“Don’t worry, you’ll get it eventually.” He chuckles, placing a kiss in the back of your hand.

▷ Makes you do a try on haul the second you get home, mixing and matching every possible outfit

[leviachansbaka]

married ! leviathan

Some people think Leviathan would be neglectful, but this is an otome game! I'm going to gush about him

ะ Maybe I'm being too delulu right now, but I think Leviathan would be super devoted towards MC's needs and wants because of his low self-esteem. Levi would fear their partner is unhappy with him, so he'd always try doing little things to make MC feel happy and safe ♡

ะ He'd make their favorite soup (he did that in the OG already), buy the things MC seems to be interested in, cosplay MC's favorite characters, make playlists for them, help MC with house chores just to be close, and try helping MC with whatever they seem to be struggling with because he wants to be there for them

ะ I bet he'd watch MC's favorite shows just to cuddle with them and pay attention to their reactions. We know he has a soft spot for MC, so he'd spoil them for sure

ะ And since Leviathan tries to look good for his faves, imagine how much he'd try to look good for MC 😩 His dedication is so adorable

ะ During intimate moments, Levi would still be shy but less anxious. He'd be very caring and worry more about his partner's pleasure than his own. And Leviathan would enjoy watching how much MC is enjoying themselves. He'd cuddle with MC afterward and think about how cute they are and how lucky he is to have them

ะ I don't think Leviathan would be perfect, but he'd try to be for MC, and that's the most important thing! He'd want to have a healthy and long-lasting relationship with them

ะ At first, Levi would want to improve himself because he wants to feel worthy of MC's affection. Then, he'd try to heal so he and MC can enjoy the relationship as much as possible

ะ Also, one of Leviathan's best qualities is that he wouldn't lose himself trying to please MC. He's loyal to his hobbies and passions

"Obey Me! One Master to Rule them all" and its characters belong to Solmare.

[lipglossanon]

Total Control

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Stepbro!Leon S. Kennedy x fem!reader

Special shout-out to @gumiegumie 💜

Warnings: 18+ so minors DNI, pet play, leash and collar, bratty Leon, stepcest, stepbro!Leon, dirty talk, spit kink, unprotected sex, breeding kink

not proofread ✍️ this idea wouldn’t stop circling my brain so I had to get it out 😩 just a silly little standalone

Title from Total control by Djo

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“C’mon just try it on! You know it’ll be funny!”

Rolling his eyes but silently agreeing, Leon lets you snap the collar closed and attach the leash to the front metal ring. 

“There.”

You’re both looking in your vanity mirror, Leon seated on the chair with you standing behind his shoulder. 

You bite your lip at the image of your step brother, in your bedroom, wearing a leash and collar. 

He grins at you, smug written all over his handsome features, “What do you think?”

“It’s hot,” you blurt out feeling embarrassed immediately afterwards.

“Yeah?” his voice has that low raspy quality that makes your thighs clench. 

He turns toward you and tugs you down into his lap, thighs straddling his. He hands the leash over to you. 

“You like it, don’t you Princess?”

“Yes,” you whisper feeling hot, “you look good.”

“Mmm,” he hums, “well what’re you gonna do?” 

“Leon—“

“Is that my name?” He smirks, hair falling into his eyes. 

“Y-yeah,” you bite your lip.

“What else, little owner?”

You moan, hips grinding down on the bulge you can feel underneath you. 

“You want me be a good puppy for you?”

“Yes,” you whimper. 

“I can be with the right incentive,” he smirks, bucking his hips up. 

“What kind of incentive?” you tug on the leash lightly. 

He noses at your hairline and kisses the shell of your ear, “Mmm fucking wet little pussies is a good one.”

Gasping, you yank the leash back to pull him away from you. Leon goes with the motion, gaze hot and heavy. 

“O-only good puppies get a treat,” your hips rock down onto his, “you have to promise to be good.”

He grins at you, hands gripping your thighs tight enough to bruise.

“I’ll try to be good,” he moves his hand down to run across the seam of your flimsy sleep shorts, thumb grazing your clit. 

You whine, back arching forward and pressing your chest against his. 

“You’re touching without permission, b-bad puppy,” you whimper as his thumb continues to circle the bundle of nerves, making slick pool in your panties. 

“Oh,” he coos mockingly, “m so sorry, I guess I haven’t been house trained.”

A gasping mewl leaves your mouth as he slips his fingers under the fabric of your shorts and panties; he presses the tips of his middle and ring finger into your leaky hole to glide them through your folds and tease at your clit. 

“Leon! N-no, bad puppy,” you moan, tugging the leash until he actually stops.

You feel his cock kick and throb in his loose sweats. He slips his fingers out of your shorts and sucks them into his mouth; you watch as his pupils swallow the blue until his eyes are dark and hungry. 

“So sweet, little owner,” he groans, “want a taste?”

You shakily nod yes and he grins. 

“You gotta give me some slack here, baby,“ he gestures to the collar. 

You smile bashfully while loosening your hold on the leash. In a split second, Leon crashes your mouths together, tongue slipping past your lips. You moan at the taste of your slick on his lips and tug the leash to pull him closer to you. 

“So fucking sweet,” he murmurs between kisses, “always taste so fucking good.”

He starts to messily lick into your mouth, spit dripping down your chins. He runs his tongue across your bottom lip and up your cheek. He repeats the action to the other side. Leon dips down to lick slow, hot trails of spit up your neck until you squirm in his lap, feeling wet and hot—pussy clenching down on nothing. 

“Am I being good? Giving my sweet little owner messy kisses?” He chuckles, mouth pressed against your throat so you feel the vibration. 

He goes back to running his tongue over every inch of your skin. He licks into your mouth again, getting drool all over your lips and tongue. You’re openly whining now, pussy wet and wanting, hips rocking down onto his hard dick. 

“Leon,” you mewl into his mouth, sucking on his tongue. 

He growls low in his chest, the baritone making you squeeze your thighs around his waist. He wraps one arm around your waist and the other cups your ass as he stands up from the chair. He splays you out in your unmade bed, hovering over you with greedy eyes. 

“Think I deserve a little treat, Princess.”

You shake your head no, “You’ve been misbehaving, Leon.”

His eyes harden, lips thinning, “Oh I have? Well that just won’t do.”

He scoops under your waist and flips you over, hiking your hips up so your ass is in the air and upper body pressed down in the bed. 

“Leon!” 

You realize you’re still holding the leash so you try to tug on it while rolling back over, but he cages you in, his broad chest pressing down on your back while his forearms cage your head. 

He grinds his dick into the swell of your ass. 

“Mmm no, I don’t think so little owner. See, I’m going to mount you and fuck this needy cunt and you’re gonna like it.”

You moan, hips pushing back against his slow grind. He quickly yanks down your shorts and panties, moaning when he sees the clear strings of slick dripping from your cunt. He leaves your clothes tugged down to just below your thighs, keeping your legs trapped in the fabric. Shifting, you realize you can’t move your legs making your clit throb.  

“Bad, Leon,” you gasp out, hands twisting in the sheets. 

He shoves the band of his sweats and boxers down and using one hand, smacks the fat tip of his cock against your drippy cunt. You both moan when he ruts against your slick pussy lips and bumps your swollen clit. 

“So fucking wet,” he hisses, guiding his cock into your needy hole. 

He eases in slowly, letting you get used to the stretch of his thick cock. You try to move, to thrash your hips but he grips them in his big hands to hold you still as he fills you up. 

You weakly tug on his leash moaning, “Bad puppy, you’re being so bad right now.”

“Yeah I am,” he simpers in your ear, running his tongue across the shell, “such a bad puppy. But I just can’t help myself, need to breed my pretty little owner.”

You’re drooling into the sheets, cunt squeezing so tightly around Leon’s fat cock.

“Bad, Leon,” you gasp out when his fingers slip under your body to rub and tease across your sensitive clit

“So bad,” his smoky voice murmurs in your ear, “I am being so bad, but what’re you gonna do, baby?”

You try to tug on the leash, but he just growls and fucks into you harder—deeper.

He laughs mockingly, “Gonna have to do better than that. C’mon show me who’s boss, little owner.”

He’s so thick inside you and at this angle, you can feel how stretched open your cunt is around his cock. He bottoms out with every thrust, his fat tip kissing your cervix, making you squeal and bury your face in the sheets.

“That’s what I thought,” his voice is all low and heated, “gonna let this bad puppy breed your little cunt, right? Mmm, nothing but my little breeding bitch, huh.”

Leon grinds his dick deeper into your pussy, making you grip the sheets with a high pitched cry. You smother your pants and gasping whimpers into the bed, titling your hips up even higher as Leon fucks down into your slick heat. You shakily raise up on your elbows, your chest brushing against the mussed sheets— a low groan leaves your kiss bitten lips when your hardened nipples brush against the cool fabric. 

“God, love this pussy, baby,” he mouths at your shoulder blade, spit trailing down your skin. 

He pinches your clit roughly making your pussy clamp down on him, slick gushing around his pistoning cock as you cum so hard your toes curl. He presses your face further into the bed to muffle your moans. The action makes your clit pulse as your pussy walls continue to flutter and milk his cock.

“Fuck me,” he laughs, “that’s right, fucking cum on my cock, princess.”

Your tongue feels too heavy for your mouth, so you only whimper when his hips snap into your squelching cunt harder and harder. With a low groan, he buries his cock deep in your hole and fills you with his hot, sticky cum.

He uses the hand pressing your head down to wind in your hair and tug you up. He leans forward as he pulls you back until you’re nearly looking at him upside.

He gives you a sloppy kiss, tongue lazily licking into your panting mouth.

“Maybe I wouldn’t mind doing this again sometime, princess.”

[taiyami]

MAI TAI TIME ❤️‍🔥 what are some date activities that you and mic like to do?

MAI TAI TIME !!!! 📣❗️❗️❗️❗️📣📣❗️❗️📣❗️❗️

Hmmm dates are really a treat because we rarely find time to just ourselves 💀 we have a list of both high energy and low energy date ideas that can include others or just remain a tango for two ..

High energy faves -> we love going to night clubs together, just anything that's got a fun vibe!! I think we're both pretty big party-ers, and we love a good hole-in-the-wall karaoke bar even though im a TERRIBLE singer 🤣 I think a lot of date nights go from "Let's be good and head home around 9" and then we both end up walking through the door at 4 am since we're just terrible about egging each other on with the good ol: "come on, just one more stop!"

Low energy faves -> This is when the week has just been. 'A Week' HAHA. This usually involved take out, saying we're gonna watch a movie and then 5 minutes in falling asleep on the couch. I think we also count giving each other haircuts a low effort date, anything that involves some good quality 1 on 1 time <3 BIG on self care nights, we both pick out a facial mask at the store, a couple of special food treats and share a couple smokes and do a hair mask... 😩🥂 UGH. NEED!!!!

[thaleleah]

ok. let's do this!

GREAT INTRO

/You think you should have - should have let him bleed to death on the clinic floor. Would God have abandoned you if you had?/ Oh my god, what's he going to do to you girl.

/“Don’t you worry,” You say. “The Lord is here with us. He will see you through. ”Whether he groans from your words or the pain, you’re not sure./

My favorite line 😂

the way she is always reaching out to smooth his face 😭 like they already have a connection.

God, she's hyping him up not to be bad but your warnings suggest otherwise 👀 (low key here for it through)

Not her having a sad backstory 😭 billy please don't be like her father.

"the clinic can't spare two" 😏 yeah...just has to be the two of them...alone in the woods...miles from anyone else...alone...together...forever.

Sister anne break your vows for Sam! god wouldn't have made him so perfect if he didn't want you to!

HE's awake! and speaking Spanish 😍 Charming as always.

Angel is such a cute nickname for her! and it suits her so well.

"Instead, he’s looking at you, head twisting so he can see your elevated frame from his laid out position. His eyes seem to pierce into yours, so blue and intense as he watches you that it makes your breathing hitch in your throat"

hmmmm ok thats hot. baby boy has already got feelings for her.

i am so nervous for the reader to be alone with him in the cabin! She seems SO sweet. I love her.

i just have a couple of questions to help me world build:

-does the reader wear the full nun outfit with the head piece and the cross?

-what type of outlaw is Billy in your story:

-poor/rich

-serial/ made one mistake

-alone/ in a group

-loving being an outlaw/ wanting to quit it'

If you're going to flesh this out in part 2, forget I asked. I can be patient.

LOVED this story, bestie! looking forward to part 2.

AAHHHHHHH IM GLAD YOU LIKED IT, BESTIE 🧡

God, she's hyping him up not to be bad but your warnings suggest otherwise 👀 (low key here for it through) She's so naive 😂 He plays her so well cause its like mostly truth but also a huge fucking lie lol. So far, in my mind, its like he's a good person - he tries to be good and wants to be good, but he's capable of being terrible and has these dark qualities about him too that make him bad. Plus with his severe lack of faith and near hatred for God, the fact that she's a nun is soooooo not a problem for him lol

"the clinic can't spare two" 😏 yeah...just has to be the two of them...alone in the woods...miles from anyone else...alone...together...forever. Seeeeee? You get it 😏

Sister anne break your vows for Sam! god wouldn't have made him so perfect if he didn't want you to! The way I made Sam so perfect 😩 Accidentally fell in love myself lolll. That man deserves the world but he settles for crumbs. AND he would give them away if Sister Ann told him too 😭

HE's awake! and speaking Spanish 😍 Charming as always. BILLY SPEAKING SPANISH MAKES MY THIGHS SHAKE I SWEAR

-does the reader wear the full nun outfit with the head piece and the cross? Yes! That's how I imagine her anyway. Not really sure what the outfit would have been during that time for sure, but I'm pretty sure it was something similar at least. So, basically the long tunic, the rope/cord tied around her waist, the head covering/veil to cover her hair, and then the rosary.

-what type of outlaw is Billy in your story? I don't think this is really a spoiler for my fic so I'll answer. (This IS a spoiler if you don't know anything about Billy the Kid's life though outside of the show sooooo idk maybe this is a spoiler for the show?) So I'm basing this off of after Billy is "killed". Irl, after he does the Lincoln County war and all that stuff, he ends up getting shot and killed by Sheriff Pat Garrett. Where he stumbles into the clinic shot is the aftermath of that scene instead of him dying. I changed the bullet wound spot to make it a little more likely that he would have survived and been able to make it to the clinic.

poor/rich So at that point, I think he would have been kinda in the middle maybe financial wise? Def not rich, but I think he probably would still have some money stashed away from the hefty paychecks he was getting when working for the House. That's my thought anyway lol.

serial/ made one mistake Billy's the definition of "good person forced to do bad things to survive". His family died when he was still in his teens so he was on his own with nothing and had to steal and rustle cattle in order to get money. Plus he killed people and escaped jail a couple times sooooo 👀

alone/ in a group At this point he's mostly alone, but he has a lot of friends or acquaintances that he can call on or stay with if he needs too.

loving being an outlaw/ wanting to quit it Little bit of both. He's wanted to be a good person and "go straight" for so long but life didn't work out for him like that and at this point when the fic starts, I'm picturing him fully embracing the outlaw life more as an inevitable and not fighting it

I hope all that made sense. Thanks for your comments, bestie! Made my day! 🧡

[unlikely-alliance]

finished s1 of smallville today, took some miscellaneous notes / reactions throughout the season & posting below the cut mostly for me but also it’s possible someone may get a good laugh

101

how tf old are these people??? clark is a hs freshman? lana was 3 when the meteor struck and lex was 9?

clark and lana are so stelena coded

clark and lex… 👀

this soundtrack SLAPS… everything by life house????? I’m alive

102

I didn’t know lex/lana were gonna have scenes so early 😭 I love them I fear

the soundtrack continues to slap

not the bug boy having a papa roach poster in his room—

103

lex telling lana his coffee is perfect when it’s not even remotely close to what he ordered 🥹

104

lizzy caplan????

it’s giving katherine impersonating elena

105

just read that people thought chloe was gonna eventually be lois lane (pen name) and this looks like a chloe/clark episode… inch resting

lex walking right up to martha while she’s using a chainsaw askdjsjhkska DUMBASS

lex to lana: I think you’re with the wrong guy (I know he means clark but STILL 😏)

106

ERIC CHRISTIAN OLSEN??!!!?!!)!()(??????!!!?

does… does jonathan kent die at some point?

clark telling lex to drive slower because he could get hurt 🥺

“I think that’s your destiny clark, to help people, to save them from fear and darkness”

drowning in the corn tank… very a quiet place of them

107

AMY ADAMS??!!???!!?! what is going AWN

I have to admit I do see the appeal of clark/chloe and if I was watching this in 2001 I def would have shipped them

I can’t believe clark, lana, chloe and crew are genuinely supposed to be 14/15 right now and lex is like 20 asgjgkkf

clark making a drive in movie for lana at the kent farm for her bday— I’m not crying you are !!!

108

the candyman????? who was casting this show

awfully convenient that the next time clark had to save lex he was being affected by kryptonite… lucky this time

109

wow they’re really making chloe/clark/lana a triangle huh

110

clark interrogating lex about his new girlfriend saying ‘she doesn’t seem like your type’ and lex smirking at him for 5 seconds straight… what are they doinggggggg

I can’t even be mad at amy because I too would have an obsessive crush on lex if my mom was his housekeeper

111

clark liking chloe’s kiss… now they’re just taunting the chlark shippers

112

hellooooo shawn ashmore 😏

oh shit he absorbed clark’s powers

113

chloe interviewing lex & giving him shit… it’s giving 50 shades of gray I’m sorry

oh the clark/chloe angst… ‘I should’ve gotten to her’ while watching her in the hospital… it’s so good 😩🤌

whitney has powers now… inch resting

lex to clark: a man is measured by the quality of his friends

lana making lex proud with her business proposal 🥰🥰🥰

lex telling lana “this will be the beginning of an interesting partnership” in the same building where her parents met… that’s endgame ish right there

114

more clark/chloe angst with chloe prying into clark’s past and him telling her he’s not some mystery for her to solve… I’m sorry but they’re serving

lex working overtime to do damage control (mostly with the kents) every episode is so funny, give that boy a break

115

honest to god some of the special effects on this show are better than ones nowadays

jonathan belching directly into lex’s face… absolutely the highlight of the season

pete and chloe were carryingggg the walk n talk scenes on this show… west wing who??

this episode is fun (except for the creepy sexualization of 15 year old lana part, very riverdale of them)

this lex/lana scene ooooh they have the SPICE and lex seeing right through her act 🥺🥺

116

ryan outing chloe’s crush on clark we love to see it

117

this is a good episode idk what imdb is talking about rating it in the low 7s… the jonathan/clark (+lex/whitney) father/son drama is so good

118

clark kent 4 president <3

no but I love this girl who’s running against him

I’m sorry but clark/chloe have soooo much chemistry I’m so mad asdhhdd

how many people in this show are gonna be straight up murdered???? jesus

not clark telling chloe that she’s been the only constant in his life 🥺🥺

lex being proud of lana scheming 🥰

lana: I enjoyed being underhanded clark: lana lang being seduced by the dark side? <— foreshadowing? 👀

119

helloooo adam brody 🥰

air force recruiter to clark: I see you in a uniform flying 💀

chloe using adam brody to make clark jealous… she’s living my dream

CLARK ADMITTING HE WAS JEALOUS 🆘🆘🆘🆘

THE PRINCIPAL HIT ADAM BRODY???????

not this lex/pamela family drama making me cry—

the oc showrunners probably saw adam brody with chloe and said ‘get a blonde with short spiky hair for him STAT’ and brought anna in

clark grabbing chloe’s hand !!!!!!!!!! I’M GONNA SPIRAL

120

damn they really loved making chloe a damsel in distress huh

chloe was clark’s first kiss 😭😭😭

ok so someone was def trying to lure clark out huh

I liked lex’s line about the stars’ light reaching them now even though they died a thousand years ago / the past always having an effect on the present

the way clark says “hey 😐 … HEY 🥰😊” every time he sees chloe

not this john mayer song during this clark/chloe scene——— they were made for me I fear

121

clark’s truck blowing up ahdhshshsh my jaw DROPPED

I’ll say it… clark and chloe are steroline coded

why is this lana/whitney goodbye scene making me tear up 🫣

REMY ZERO PERFORMING AT THE DANCE !!!! and he looks just like lex lmfao

oh the drama!!! they simply don’t do season finales like this anymore

lex not saving his father… that shit was scury

+ misc tweets of mine throughout the season:

I hope the music supervisor of smallville s1 has a cold pillow every night and they have everything they ever wanted in life

really struggling with the fact that I ship lex/lana so much already and it’s only s1 and he’s supposed to be 20 while she’s 15???? this is horrible. like how have smallville fans coped with this over the years? I can suspend disbelief to a certain point but damn. this show is the worst case of casting 20+ year olds to play high schoolers I’ve ever seen no doubt

smallville 1x07 just ended with hero by enrique iglesias and then 1x08 opened with pacific coast party by smash mouth… yeah this show officially has the best soundtrack of all time

I’m only on ep 3 of smallville but clark/lana/lex is feeling very much like stefan/elena/damon

no one told me the smallville soundtrack was gonna slap this hard

[icecoffee90]

Top 9 Shows

Thank you for tagging me, @jerzwriter!

Okay, this list was so hard to narrow down and I'm sure I still forgot some, lol.. I was addicted to TV shows at one point (it all started with House and Heroes in about 2008 and lasted for years), I've barely watched anything in the past couple of years, though. Alright, let's get to it! I'll TRY to keep this short..

1. Will & Grace: Smart humor, top-notch physical comedy, amazing cast.. Is it perfect? No. No show is. I once saw a video in which Megan Mullally said something along the lines of "our worst episode is still funnier than the best episode of other comedy shows", which I respectfully disagree with, but it's definitely high quality entertainment! The reboot (or the last 3 seasons, whichever you prefer) admittedly wasn't that enjoyable, but the original finale sucked, so at least the characters got the ending they deserved!

2. Pushing Daisies: I love procedurals and I love shows with a supernatural aspect, so a combination of the two is an absolute win! This show deserved much more than just two seasons! I should rewatch it for a third time soon..

3. Sherlock: What can I say? I got hooked immediately with "A Study In Pink", I rewatched it at least 4 times while waiting for episode 2 to air in my country.. Welp, I couldn't wait, I binged the next 2 eps the next day, lol. To this day "The Reichenbach Fall" remains the best episode of any show I've ever seen and that's the reason why, despite the abomination the final season was, Sherlock made my top 3.

4. The Last of Us: Do I even need to say anything?! I doubt there is anyone who missed everyone and their mom singing the show's praises after each episode, lol. Episodes 5, 6 and 8 were pure television gold! The only reason I didn't put the show higher on my list is that we've only seen one season so far and it's still not clear in which direction season 2 is gonna go.. 🤷‍♀️

5. Only Murders in the Building: Another show that got me hooked with the series premiere already! Of course, the main reason I started watching it was the main trio of actors, but the show is about so much more. I love getting to know the character's backstories as we're trying to uncover the killer.

6. Schitt's Creek: Okay, what can I say about this show? Like with Will & Grace, the first season may not have been "all that" (just my opinion), but from season 2 onward it became a comedy gold! The characters quickly grow on you and make you care about all their highs and lows.. And Moira f**king Rose is hands down one of the best characters on TV ever!

First, a little fun fact nobody asked for: I've finally gotten around to watching this show when covid started and my timing couldn't have been worse - I binged the entire thing within a week, I had one episode left the day the penultimate episode aired and then I had to wait a whole week for the finale! 😩😂

7. Person of Interest: A great procedural with an interesting "twist" (for a lack of better word).. But again, aside from the 'cases', you care about the characters as well. I remember there were at least 2 eps which made me cry.

8. Young Royals: Am I a little too old to be enjoying this show this much? Maybe. Do I care? Hell no! But I'd argue that rather than a teen show, it's a show about teenagers. I originally had no intention to watch this show, but I read a fan review which was very positive, so I figured that I might as well give it a shot and if nothing else, I'd at least pick up some Swedish (Boy, was I naive, lol! The opening scene already showed me that I'll be lucky if I learn 2 words.. 😅). Ahem, sorry, to the point - all I know is that no other recent show had me looking up release Dates and actually worrying that there won't be another season. The show just sucks you in. And it is about so much more than the main romance arc! But apparently I'm partial to the "idiots in love" trope, lol.

9. White Collar: Did I mention that I love procedural dramas? Lol. The main reason I started watching this show was that I fell in love with Matt Bomer's character on Chuck and I simply wanted to see more of the actor. Little did I know how much I'd be enjoying it, even though I didn't agree with each and every of Neal's decisions. Although, if I remember correctly, it was also starting to run out of steam toward the end. I know everyone was hoping for a reboot, but now I'm not sure it would be the same without Mozzie.. 😔

Honorable mentions: Chuck, Monk, Abbott Elementary, The Good Wife..

I'm sure I'm still forgetting many others but this is probably enough.. 😅

They may have already been tagged, but I'd like to see what shows are on @dr-colossal-pita's list (feel free to ignore!)

[rexxdjarin]

a rex thot for u to add onto if you choose 💙

imagine him + spending quality time together & physical tough as his love language 🥺💙 like reading in his arms while he’s on his datapad, grazing his fingers up and down your arm cause he likes to feel the goosebumps on your skin. or even being snuggly in a bubbly bathtub together 😩 all up against his chest and venting about your day while he’s just kissing up and down your neck and humming along in agreement 😭 i’m YEARNING SO BAD

Y E SS DUDICU

omg

I’ve said so many times that I think physical touch and quality time are Rex’s love languages.

I can just see him wordlessly kisses you so softly while he holds you to his chest in the bath. It’s warm. He’s warm. The way his broad chest cradles you, it’s the safest you’ll ever feel.

He hums. He sings a lot when he’s happy. Genuinely happy. It’s low and calming and deep. Incredibly soothing. The sound of it is hypnotic and dreamy, carrying the both of you somewhere else. Somewhere private and intimate where it’s just you and him against everything. You can curl into his neck and kiss him too, knowing that even if you fall asleep he’ll watch over and take care of you.

Clean you up, dry you off and carry you to bed with him. Plop you down beside him and snuggle you close to him because even sleeping and cuddling is quality time he’d never even dreamed he could survive to have so he’s incredibly grateful to hold you, kiss your cheeks and drown in your scent.

[justsomeoneintoomanyfandoms]

hello! :D I'd like to request a matchup for genshin, honkai star rail, and demon slayer. please and thank you! 🫶

Pronouns: she/her

Sexuality: Asexual + Greyromantic

Zodiac/MBTI: Libra/INFJ

Appearance: I'm 5'1. My hair is a darkish-brown with light brown streaks, and I have a long whispy layered pixie cut. I have a triangle + mesomorphic body type. I have olive-toned skin. My eyes are brown, and I have eyebags. I have a birthmark on my right arm that's in the shape of a key. I have a beauty mark on one of my ear lobes (I also have quite a few on my arms). I wear glasses. What I hear people say a lot when complimenting my appearance, is that I look cute and very pretty. I'm also told that I have an RBF but then others say I don't, so..🤷‍♀️.

Personality: I'm just going to list a bunch of traits, so I apologize 🥲. Nice, independent, caring, articulate, calm, clever, intelligent, compassionate, deep, empathetic, friendly, gentle, humble, genuine, forgiving, hard-working, humorous, disciplined, helpful, insightful, intuitive, kind-hearted, reliable, logical, loyal, mature, observant, methodical, patient, realistic, selfless, reflective, sweet, responsible, wise, emotionally strong, accepting, supportive, complex, quiet, awkward, reserved, straightforward, sarcastic, self-concious, shy, tired, blunt, brutally-honest, gullible, procrastinator, lonely. I also struggle with things mentally, such as; anxiety, depression, low-self esteem, trauma. I'm also a perfectionist, overall very hard on myself. I'm also someone who cares very deeply for my friends and close relatives, I would do anything for them.

Likes: Going for walks, hanging out with friends, deep conversations, blankets, the night sky, sunrises and sunsets, astronomy, psychology, literature, ancient history, nature, browsing, window shopping, sweets, pasta dishes, traveling, art, exploring, cats and dogs, music, fruit (😩), coffee and tea, laughing, joking around, stormy weather, learning more about the things that interest me, to clean willingly.

Dislikes: Waffles 🤢, alcohol (for personal reasons), centipedes, anything that makes someone not redeemable (or someone that's just a terrible person overall), hot weather, people not listening or understanding what I'm saying, being watched or stared at.

Hobbies: Painting, ceramics, playing video games, reading, listening to music and occasionally podcasts.

Extra: My enneagram is 5w4. I scare the daylight out of people because of how quiet I am 💀. My main love language is quality time.

Hi Anon! Thank you for your request! I hope you like your matchups!

In Genshin Impact, I match you with...

You and Mona definitely have stargazing in common! She loves that you're interested in one of her main passions. It makes her feel more connected to you when she can share that interest.

Stargazing dates where she tells you everything she can about the stars. Whether you're interested in the legends behind the constellations, the scientific stuff behind the stars, or just learning the names of different stars, she's the person to go to.

Definitely gets where you're coming from with being an over-achiever. Mona's also a bit of a perfectionist so she knows the pressure that can put on you.

If she sees the indicators that you're starting to get overwhelmed by your commitments, Mona knows some good techniques for getting your mind off whatever's bothering you.

A really good listener and very attentive. If there's anything bothering you, she's there to lend an ear and help you work though it.

Enjoys listening to music with you. She's open to pretty much any type of music so whatever you play, she'll give a chance.

Thinks you're very clever with your ceramic skills. If you make something for her, she'll treasure it forever, putting it somewhere she'll see it every day.

In Honkai Star Rail, I match you with...

You and Gepard would get along really well! You both have similar personalities; honest and loyal, but also perfectionists.

Gepard cares deeply about people in general (he would be in the career he is otherwise) but when it's someone like you, that gets multiplied.

You could ask pretty much anything of him, and as long as it's within his power, he'll do what you ask. I see his love language as acts of service and quality time. He just wants to reassure you that his feelings are true.

Coffee buddies! This guy absolutely drinks a ton of coffee everyday to keep him going. Knows your order off by heart so whenever he's getting a coffee before meeting up with you, he'll get you one as well.

I see Gepard as someone who also dislikes alcohol mostly because of the amount of drunkards he has to deal with on a daily basis so he can certainly respect the fact that you don't like it.

Would love to have a stargazing date with you. He'll pack a picnic and find a good spot where you can see as much of the sky as possible.

Doesn't know much about the stars but he'd love to listen to you talk about it. He's a good listener so you never have to worry about losing his interest.

Will pick up books based on your interests. Whether they're on astronomy, psychology, ceramics, or food, he'll remember all of your interests and find books about them that he thinks you would enjoy reading.

In Demon Slayer, I match you with...

I think Zenitsu is you best fit because you would bring out the best in each other.

I think Zenitsu might feel a bit insecure at times about whether he's a good person. He knows how you feel about people who are irredeemable and he worries sometimes that he falls into that category because of his cowardice.

Please reassure him that you do care about him. If he hears it from you, he'll feel a bit better. The thoughts are still there but instead of making him insecure, they'll slowly push in towards improving his short fallings.

Pays really close attention to you when you're talking about your interests. He wants to be able to support you in everything you do, and the best way he thinks he can do that is by researching your interests so he can talk about them with you.

Loves watching you make ceramics and paint. He finds it relaxing, and he gets to watch you do something you enjoy. Zenitsu thinks you look the prettiest when you're concentrating on something you enjoy doing.

Another one who loves stargazing dates! Although he tends to spend most of the time staring at you instead. He doesn't mean for it to be creepy! He just thinks the moonlight accentuates your best features.

If there's anything you tell him to do to support you when you're having a bad mental health day, he's all over it! Need a hug? He's on it! Just want him to keep you company for a while? You got it! Want him to go out and get your favourite food? He's already out the door! Don't worry, he knows your order off by heart!

[allthingsfook]

hi!! if you’re still taking ships, i’d love to get one 🥰 love your writing.

i’m blonde and have bluish/grey eyes, on the chubbier/curvier side, and i’m short (it’s a struggle). i have a big outgoing personality and love to make people laugh. it never matters where i am or who im talking to, i seem to make friends everywhere! despite that, i do tend to be more of a homebody and want to spend time in peace, but i will go out and have fun too!

in my free time ill be outdoors enjoying whatever weather (i prefer rain and overcast) or i like to read. i have horses, dogs, a cat, so im outdoors a lot taking care of them! i also like to watch documentaries like murders or mysteries, or just binge some Netflix shows.

i tend to be a workaholic sometimes, i never really know when to relax. it tends to be my go-to for avoiding any issues or stress i’m having so i have friends or family remind me a lot to take it easy. I can be very stubborn and determined when i want something done.. impatient. 😂

thank you!! ❤️

Of course I’m still taking ships. I hope this one is super special for you 💗

I ship you with….

Danny 🧡🍊🏵️

For what you lack in height, Danny would make up for 😊 it’s all about balance, baby! Although, it wouldn’t be the stupid, ‘let me get that off the top shelf for you’ 🥴 more like, “I’ll help you get that off the top shelf,” then proceeds to pick you up by your hips so you can get what you need. We love a supportive and wildly sexy partner!!!

Sounds like you pack a punch in a small package! And that’s something Danny would adore! He’d fall even more head over heels for you when he sees you mingling with his friends like you’ve known them for years. The way you’d joke and banter with the rest of the guys would let him know he’d made the right choice of letting you in his life 💗

To speak to your home life, I know Danny enjoys low key nights in his beautiful house. I can picture the both of you shopping for unique pieces and creating personal art to adorn the walls. All of those elements will tie you to the home, and make those at home nights all that much more special.

Danny would love to share time with you in nature. I can see that being his peace and spending quality time with you— all the nature surrounding you, quiet bliss— that’s your home… right there with him. Funnily enough, I made a mood board with Danny as drizzle/rainy. Especially forest drizzle…. Imagine the both of you nestled in a cabin in the hills of Tennessee. A weekend getaway from all the hustle. It begins to rain in the evening, creating a haze at the floor of the woods, creeping up around the cabin. Both of you cuddle on a swing under the porch, listening to the rain paddle the roof. His cologne mixes with the dewy smell of the drizzle, how intoxicating…. I can’t even elaborate because the thought is too much for me 🤍🤍

All of the boys are such animal people. I do think Danny would love to live on a little funny farm! Look how much fun he had riding those horses a few years ago. I could see him enjoying that more often in his spare time. Picture the sunset rides you’d go on 😩😍

I was doing some research on Danny’s sign recently (idk how much you read into it or not… I’m pretty superficial with it all tbh) He’s a Capricorn and they are notorious for not knowing when to quit as well! I would certainly think that having you to come home to, Danny would know when to draw the line. As the both of you grow together, you can help each other mediate those intense work schedules. I think Danny is a big mental health advocate and takes it serious now that he sees how stressful his work life can be. I can imagine him helping you manage your stress, as you help him do the same. We don’t always realize or face the pressure we are under until someone else points it out. I just know the two of you would make it work! That could be because the both of you are very passionate and determined…. A different way to view stubborn 😉

I hope you enjoyed your ship and it finds you well. Please let me know what you think! Whether it’s your lane or not, I love to hear 🥰

[maggiecheungs]

Toshiro Mifune in Tokyo Sweetheart (1952) dir. Yasuki Chiba

[mrs-remarkable]

once again she knew how to shut him up <3

[shankss-magnificent-ass]

My King/Alber head cannons

Author's note: a lot of this might be me displacing a lot of my trauma from my own abduction and abuse. So sorry?

Sfw

King comes off as cool and aloof, but he's not

He's just social awkward, sucks at social ques, and is quiet from having spent the majority of his formative years being tortured.

Also if he has something medical wrong, good luck getting him to a doctor.

He has an adversion to anything involving medicine, unless you're his doctor and he really trusts you and you communicate what you're doing the entire time.

King is the king of commitment issues

Your relationship will pretty much be plutonic for YEARS before he opens up to you about anything.

He also has the emotional intelligence of a tea spoon, be patient with him

The first thing King did when he got out of punk hazard was start looking for his parents. All he found was his father's necklace, which he keeps on him. But he still looks for them every chance he gets.

King falls in love easily, but for the right people and rarely

He's an gray-aromantic pansexual kuudere

King is attracted to soft hearted sweet people, but he also likes his s/o to be chubby or muscular, he likes the squish.

If you show him anything even resembling tenderness or understanding, you will pretty much have King's attention.

King is a jealous man, he doesn't like sharing and he's low-key afraid you'll leave him.

He'll push you away if he's afraid you'll leave, because you can't hurt him if he leaves first.

Be patient and give him space, but show him you're still there for him.

Once you have his trust and he has accepted you aren't going to leave him or hurt him he'll become very clingy. You become as important to him as Kaido.

He loves head pats, but is loathed to admit it.

Now I don't think King would want kids, I think he'd be too afraid of them having to suffer the same fate he did. He also doesn't think a pirate crew is a good place to raise a child.

Also he's the type to hold a child at arm's length because they're smelly, wriggly, loud, and he doesn't know what to do with them. They're so small and fragile and he's ... The opposite

Pets and plants are okay though

He was and is Yamoto's babysitter

King likes music, he just hates Queen's

King is actually very romantic, and he likes doing stuff for you.

Will eventually ask you to call him Alber in private, but don't call him Al or he will eat you and not in the fun way.

If you are smaller than him he will carry you around in his pockets.

He has an entire wing of Kaido's palace to himself, no one but a select few are allowed there. You live there with him, and king wears casual clothes there.

King in gray sweat pants, fluffy socks, a t-shirt, and a cardigan 🤤😩😤🥺😍

Or naked if he's too tired to put on clothes after his post-work shower/bath

King likes when you watch him practice his swordsmanship

It makes him try harder

King will stick his feathers in your hair, at least in private.

The only time he lets you wear them out in public is formal events or if he feels someone is getting a little too chummy with you and he doesn't have time to mark you up.

If you fall asleep on him he'll carry you to bed.

King doesn't like too doing pda in public

He's afraid you'll be in danger for being too close to him.

King's main love languages for giving is acts of service, quality time, and gift giving.

King's love languages for receiving love are acts of service, physical touch (eventually), and words of affirmation

Nsfw

King very much is a "torture loving pervert", he prefers to be the torturer though.

He won't admit it's a coping mechanism for him to process what was done to him, but it is.

So if you're not into BDSM that's fine, he can work with that.

He will respect your boundaries though, he understands what it's like to be forced through that and would never force his fetishes on you.

Very much a dom, but a very flexible dom

Soft Dom

Hard dom

Chaotic dom

Pleasure Dom

Helpful Dom, who reminds you to drink water

Not a Dom

He's all of them

After sex he can either pass the fuck out or he becomes a clingy cuddly man.

He likes resting his head on your chest and having you run your fingers through his hair.

Sex positions he likes is crouching tiger, necking, reverse 69, and the anvil

King has to be on top most of the time, he has to keep the fire on his back going.

King is very much into pleasuring his partner, he isn't going to let you tap out until you've had at least six orgasms and are physically shaking and show no signs of stopping.

If you're a brat he's going to put you through the ringer.

You will not be walking after sassing him.

He does love a brat because if makes punishing you that much more arousing.

Predator prey kink but no place for him to really indulge in it

King really likes marking his partners up, like you will not roll out of bed the next morning without bites and bruises from.

He is horny on main, but not in an*always want sex* kind of way

He's horny on main in a "really easy to ruffle his feathers and get him hot and bothered" kind of way.

For real, King can go from "I am a pious man, untempted by the sins of the flesh" to "I'm going to rip your clothes off and fuck you hard till we both forget our names"

And yes, sex with King is usually extraordinarily rough. Like there are a multitude of handprints on your person and your ass and sex are very sore.

But only if you're okay with it. If not, he can entertain his own fantasies without acting on them.

Sex with King, can also be very soft.

This tends to happen around anniversaries of bad things from his past.

Soft sex with King is amazing

Like no matter how much physical contact you two are having, it's never enough.

His hands are everywhere and he makes the sweetest sounds.

But most importantly King will trail kisses everywhere, he will worship you.

His pace will be slow, but deep, making you feel every inch of his cock as it stretches you out.

This is King's way of showing you he cherishes you.

King wants to memorize every inch of you so he has something to keep him company when he has not but his own company to enjoy.

He also wants you to remember his body, his warmth, his touch, and the pleasure he gives you.

Don't wear your hair in a pony tail or braid around him, he'll be too distracted by the thought of wrapping it around his fist as he takes you from behind.