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Prompt 158
Klarion is on a mission. A very important mission of the utmost importance!
He, as the oldest of the family (at least sibling-wise) has been given the sacred task of bringing his baby siblings to find their own familiars! And nothing is going to stop him from seeing this task through! He’s not going to get distracted playing with the Justice League’s Baby Team, nor is he going to try and kick Stupid-Helmet-Head-The-Despised.
He’s going to help Jordan and Ellie find their own familiars, and Phantom-Dad will be so proud of him! Tucker-Dad will be proud too, and his Moms would as well! He’s going to absolutely rock this older-sibling thing!
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#Eternal Quartet#They’re married & their timeline is older than DCs#The 4 saw small baby Chaos Lord and went “Is Anyone going to adopt that”#And didn’t wait for an answer#Dan & Ellie are delighted in having a sibling who is just as chaotic as them#Normally they’d be older than Klarion but Halfas can’t reform from their core into adult forms#They have to fully regrow their bodies from scratch so they emerge as babies again#Halfas are pretty much the Realms versions of phoenixes lmao#Klarion: I have never had parents before and I’m going to make them so proud :)#He’s bringing his new little siblings to so many zoos & animal shelters & YJ keeps *Just* missing them#Hilarious enough it’s either Damian or Billy or both who run into the trio#Either one would join in his mission as chaotic gremlins themselves
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Why is the anime so weird, it's not even the same series dude?? It's like,
Anime:
GOKU: I have a great idea to bring peace to the universe, and my leadership and compassion alone will unite us all. I have No Flaws and am A True Relatable Everyman :)
VEGETA: NO! I AM THE BEST AND I WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS UNTIL I AM RECOGNIZED AS SUCH!!!!
Manga:
GOKU: Vegeta what's cornmeal made of? I know it's what the corn eats, but what's it made of?
VEGETA: Hey Kakarot let's play the quiet game until one of us dies.
#dbtag#I do not understand this writing it's so bad aklsdlkasjd#Toei wants Goku to be Clark Kent SO bad and he SO isn't lmao#they're so good and dumb and rounded and complex in the manga what is the anime so afraid of#Toriyama said 'no no this man is a detached faux-immortal who has a dear pure heart but he's childlike and selfish even though he's kind'#and toei went 'got it goku's never done anything wrong ever in his life'#toriyama said 'Vegeta's gone through a lot and he's finally settling into his more mature leadership role with the confidence he's earned'#and toei said 'got it vegeta has the confidence of a high school bully except now he can interact with his family as a comedy bit'#girl hWHAT#Toei trying to group Goku and Vegeta as two people who would rather train than be with their families and Toriyama said NO Vegeta wants#to be HOME this is the first time in years that he's HAD ONE and it makes him HAPPY to be with his wife and children!!#Vegeta trains so that he can protect the things he doesn't want to lose again and Goku trains because it's the thing that makes him happies#They are NOT the same lmao And yeah Vegeta still wants to beat Goku but he also knows that Gohan could dogwalk both of them if he wanted#He also knows Trunks and Goten are going to surpass them it's not about being the best anymore he's past that he just wants to Not Need Gok#He just doesn't want to have to rely on Goku to save the day he wants to be Enough on his own he just wants to know he can be#because every time it's mattered he WASN'T and people he loved were lost to his inability to protect them and he carries that#Like Whis diagnosed him with anxiety and cptsd out in the open and Beerus said he was self-centered for feeling guilt#+ he lowkey enjoys the rivalry it keeps him goal-oriented so he can't get complacent and lazy which is what triggered his Buu Saga breakdow#realized how Fucked Up it was that having a home and loving family made him feel like he was failing and went 'wait no I won actually??'#now he's chill as fuck in the manga. cool confident leader.#and sometimes he is childish and dumb with Goku as a treat#you know what rocks about his rivalry with Goku in Super though is that it's Playful. Vegeta is learning how to Play.#You ever seen a shelter dog get introduced to a really playful dog and it takes a minute for the shelter dog to understand it's safe here#And then they're both running around the backyard playing hot potato with one braincell?? That's Goku and Vegeta's relationship#and the way the anime sleeps on that dynamic is so fucking criminal especially when it's literally canon it's in print it's out there#you had the playbook how'd you fumble it this bad#anyway that's my 25+ year blorbo thoughts I love Geets a lot okay#And I love Goku in the manga a lot I'd forgotten that he's actually a great character when Toei's not fucking up his whole vibe
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Everytime I see one of your sex shop (and adjacent) stories, I'm struck by the fact that I think you'd make an AMAZING middle/high school sex educator, especially for a program like OWL (Our Whole Lives).
I meaaaaan. Maybe? I do like kids, but I struggle to cut back on cursing in my everyday vernacular. Also my only credentials are having worked in a sex shop and I thought generally they’d want actually licensed health people. Food for thought I guess!
#ask ffs#I should google it but if it’s volunteer based I’m more likely to go back to volunteering at the animal shelter when I get free time again#I can’t decide if my matter or fact manner would be more or less funny to teens#edit: I googled it and that program is probably not for me#several bullet points were all faith based#I think it’s coming from a Unitarian view but I have negative interest in religious groups of any sort
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fun fact about me, i go to catholic school and was hyperfixated on christanity as a whole for a while. fun fact two, whenver im in religion class all i can think of is hannigram fucking nasty yaoi style with a preist au hannibal
anyways might write a fic for that sometime just was thinking again
#im going to hell for this one#im not even exaggerating when i say i coumd easily write 10k on this#all terminology would be right an everything#im an atheist btw#figured i should mention that before i get executed for disrespecting god#i really wanna write a fic were will is this animal shelter owner who comes and prays for the animals#then hannibal takes a special liking to him#anyways done yapping real tags now#hannigram#priest kink#hannibal nbc#will grahm#hannibal lecter#shitpost#fic ideas
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I just give tim a deep ass bond with his cat holy shit.
#tim got her shortly after auditioning for alexs film#at a animal shelter after being abandoned by her mother next to a dumpster#I would she was a couple of weeks old when he got her#around 7 weeks I would say#but anyway he completely adores her#in every single way (well when she not eating plastic from the trash can lol)#she and tim survived mh together#she was one the only things that operator didn’t take from him or doesn’t blame himself over#like she one of the contestant good things in his life that didn’t go to shit#marble hornets#mh tim wright#pepper rambles#text#mh enigma the cat
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thinking more thoughts!!
Kiley time-
I uh- kind of poured all my chaotic energy into her, and separated her from the rest of the npc cast? Otherwise the dialogue would get totally fucked, and my ‘I need to hit this story with a drama nuke’ desire would cause trouble.
So she’s uhhh off on her adventure of a different genre. (But stuff she does Will affect things... dun dun dunnnn) but dude Wow she would be so irritated by Jun. Good thing we’re going to Sanctuary to leave them and take Preston.... OR THAT IS WHAT I WOULD SAY if she didn’t want to be anywhere near the vault!! We’re going somewhere else, babeyyyyy! Maybe talking with him and Murphy would bring some understanding (is what I would say if I were doing big character development in the beginning but we’re not!!) Shoving my desire for conflict into this.
#also I’ve gotten into rain world! so we may see some influence#...thinking of. the rot. and throwing it into jer’s world#what huh who said that#we already had the idea of giant salamanders so that might inspire me to draw them more!#I wonder since towns are more developed in this au there’s also more education? and people are a bit more mindful of the environment? maybe#oh but kiley would definitely agree with that guy who said baseball was a blood sport. COMMIT TO THE BIT#also I broke a nail :( not touching skin but just fucking up the edge. aughhhh#WAIT unrelated I was wondering. sandpaper. does that exist?? sanding belts?? could you sand sharp edges on your armor??#also I was thinking... well alread though of but still. fabrics. we have sheep (and also impostor sheep. huh who said that) so we have WOOL#so people must be making cool new clothes and fashions. maybe going back to that idea of- if you have more/colourful fabric you’re cooler?#jer has a little patterned poncho and I think kiley would want a cloak with jagged edges! colour? .... I will think on it.#cool points vs camouflage vs character desires#hrhhh also good thing preston is. desperate. well good for my desire for horrible character conflict anyway HAHA-#and you know what maybe preston should talk to people more and buy something cool at a shop- variety is the spice of life#hmmm I need to look at the workshop benches again#hmmmmhhhhhh maybe we could get preston into adventuring and killing raiders. as a way to get money for food n shelter for the crew#preston’s traveling group is pretty big. ...what have they been eating?#oh and then that would spread good rumors about the minutemen!#little wastrels#ALSO it’s autumn so they better find a place to stay before winter. thinking on... animal seasons also- I imagine deathclaws hibernate#and wake up in the spring like frogs. don’t @ me about it ok#do mole rats hibernate?#do people need to store food for the winter? is there such thing as charity donations in fallout?#... do I have a winter exclusive animal I can’t remember#hm. Anyways Kiley’s thinkin strength in numbers y’know (but thennnn jun and murphy can’t fight really)#STURGES#you know what I said let’s make him take the power armor. mr mechanic would know how to use it best no?#hmm I’m sure preston has useful info on the wastes and settlement locations#she’ll stick around till there’s nothing useful left/they get into a very very bad argument#but again WHAT WERE THEY EATING.
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*googles "serval" in order to find art references*
the very first fucking photo result: "hey guys just bought a cub!" *photo of baby serval inside somebody's house*
#i hate you 'exotic pet' owners#even if it wasnt unethical to keep a wild animal in your house#why the fuck would you KNOWINGLY support that horrific industry?#poached and stolen animals being bred for profit. absolutely disgusting#get a fucking cat! a normal cat! 20 dollars at your local animal shelter AND you're doing the animal + your community a service!#this applies to foxes btw that 'fur farm rescue' is not a rescue. they bought it and funded that business.#the only 'fur farm rescues' are seized animals or animals from farms going out of business#if the farm still exists its not a fucking rescue#i dont even particularly dislike fur farming inherently its just like. dude you claim to hate the industry. yet you support it monetarily?#this also doubly applies to wolfdogs bc at least the fox people usually admit its not a domesticated pet#you do not need a wolfdog unless you literally have a wolf sanctuary in your backyard#and even then you need an ACTUAL RESCUE not buying a puppy from a 'breeder'#breeder in quotes bc its so unethical i dont even want to call them the same word as some lady who has a passion for toy poodles or collies#servals its like 'oh its small so its fine just a kitty he he' id say i hope it mauls you but then itd probably be put down by the state#maybe that would be a kinder fate for it.
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the fundamental difference between my mom and me - one of them anyway - is that she thinks of children like pets and i think of pets like children. she's like awww i want a grandchild so bad why will neither of my kids give me grandchildren and i'm like ma'am you don't want a grandchild. you want to have unrestricted access to a baby. what about when it grows up and it's not little and cute anymore? are you still gonna take care of it when it chews power cords and pees on the furniture? answer: no, because who takes care of her dog? me. i'm like if you want to take care of and cuddle something we have one dog and two cats in this house that rely on us and we have a responsibility to put them ahead of ourselves for as long as they live and she's like yeah but animals smell bad. as if babies don't.
#personal#i have literally skipped meals so the animals could eat and receive vet care. i grieve them when they die. meanwhile she's like#you know in my day when a pet was ill we would let nature take its course. like of course you can love them as they go but VET VISITS???#she grumbles monthly about the cost of medication and grooming. HE'S YOUR DOG (i now pay for the medication and grooming)#on the other hand every time she sees a baby in public she's like wahhhh i want one i wanna play with a baby i wanna cuddle a baby#you're not responsible enough. prove that you can do it for life and then we'll make a trip to the shelter
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sometimes I think I just need to find an adopt-a-lonely-granddad sort of program and I'll be happier but then I think about losing yet another person I adore and idk if I could do that to myself
#..says the same person who's still convinced she'll one day adopt elderly animals from the local shelters#so they can have a good bit of life before they go#and it would be the kind thing to do. and I want to do that for them. but the cost on my sanity... oof#pretty sure it would wreck me and not in a good way
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full disclosure. in the world of tsad, josephine elizabeth mouse wheeler (a.k.a. mike's porch cat) is NOT cute by any means. mike thinks she is, but she's actually like. yk those raggedy ass dishcloths? yeah imagine that as her fur and then she also only has one eye. see also: this cat has been living under a muddy porch for the better part of a year. this girl REEKS. mike loves her though. she is his little creachur.
#mike seeing the ugliest animal to ever walk the face of the earth: oooooh. cutest tootsit 💕💕#mike seeing a normal ass cat: lol ok. where's the sillies though#also like. i feel as though this would apply to 1980s mike as well. he likes ugly little creatures like fuckin. he definitely had#collections of newts and salamanders and toads and all that#also like. i can 100% see him going to an animal shelter and picking out the ugliest cat there because he's scared no one else will adopt#it and he falls in love w it. like. a hairless cat or smth. and will is like. Michael. What Have You Done#and mike his like will this is our new kitty her name is gertrude :)))) look at the little bean :)))) and will is like no thats actually#satan but ok. luv u#ok im sorry for rambling ajfjdjddj. lots of thoughts#also uh for those who dk what im talking about the post is referencing a 1930s au fic im writing#stranger things#byler#mike wheeler#will byers#st.txt
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HOW. does one find a date on short notice
#personal#going to a fundraising event that my local animal shelter is hosting#i have two free tickets that would normally cost $150 per person#bought a dress and everything but have no one to go with me 😭😭😭
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The last two days have been awful and I've basically been in tears the entire time I haven't been around other people because I'm PMSing and stressed and I feel like I made a mistake adopting this kitten. The cats are getting along fine, but I don't know if I'm ready emotionally to handle a high energy kitten.
#the kitten is very cute and sweet most of the time#but I felt NOTHING when I did the meet and greet with him#and I said yes to adopting him anyway because I have a hard time saying no#and it also would have felt like a waste of money and time if I didn't bring him back with me since I had to take a 40 minute lyft each way#I've never felt that apathetic before when meeting an animal#kitten hasn't done anything wrong of course#but I have zero desire to interact with him and I feel awful about it#I'm going to give it a week or two to see if I stop feeling like this#but if I don't I'm going to have to return him to the shelter#because right now i'm stressed. not sleeping. and just feel like a horrible person#alisha babbles
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"i had to surrender my cat bc he's got incontinence issues and i'm just not equipped to deal with that"
i'm stealing your fucking kneecaps
#of all the fucking reasons-#1. that's really not a huge issue to have if you keep your cat home#2. would you give away a child over incontinence issues?? over any health issue showing up?? or was cat just that disposable to you??#like im glad i guess you took him to a shelter and didnt just abandon him somewhere#and apparently the staff might make him their office cat bc they love him#but god#'please be nice' my kindness is me not saying anything to you#im bitching on tumblr instead of the fb group we're both in total stranger#there are times - though not often - where i feel sympathy for the owner. where there really IS a good reason for surrender#but 9 times out of 10 its some real bullshit and i have no patience for that#i love animals to a super sensitive degree AND i lost my best friend (my first cat) unexpectedly in 2021 so yeah im a fuckin dick about this#at least its never to someone's face#its 10:26 AM#i've been in and out of sleep for the last 24+ hours and im tired and cranky and a little nauseous tbh#i was hoping to be a little productive today but i think i might go back to bed#maison speaks
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the misinformation about no kill shelters fills me with burning rage ahahahaha
#'unless the shelter has unlimited funds it's absolutely putting those less adoptable and sick cats down'#killing you with a hammer#i did not watch my boss teach me how to force feed a dying cat with kidney failure food#just on the off chance she (an already old cat) would make it#so you can say no kill shelters just give up on less adoptable animals#perhaps it fills me with so much rage because i do so much work to help those less adoptable cats#and we don't get any funding from the city.#all we get are donations from kind citizens and the help of volunteers#and not once have we ever put down a cat that didn't need to be put down#aka they were suffering and were going to die anyways#animal death /
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Someone in my neighborhood posting about how they "just rescued a dog but actually they can't afford to buy it diapers all the time does anyone want her :((" and I'm seeing red
#the people in the comments are being way nicer abt it than i would be if i tried to respond#1. you can train a dog. if it's an older dog it may be harder but that's something you take on when rescuing an older animal#2. if it's a medical thing that is once more something you agree to take on with ANY pet#3. and i cannot emphasize this enough: if you couldn't afford to take the animal to the vet you shouldn't have adopted it :)#like you knew going in this dog had medical conditions so as disrespectfully as possible: what! the fuck!#it wasn't like the dog was in a kill shelter either it was passed from another owner#i s2g too many ppl think of dogs as like these cute little toys or ornaments they can have around the house#and won't actually have to take care of#what you need is a plant!!
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ajlkdfadfsja
#so the cat i was originally going to foster might be pregnant ajdfklsj so understandably they don't want to move her#(she's at a different shelter rn) also i don't have the capabilities at the moment to take care of kittens#but they coordinated me with another cat so another week of anxious waiting!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhh#and if he shows up at the shelter and they find out he has other medical issues that might be on hold#but i can wait :) i'm just sooo excited to host any cat really afjdklasjk#this one i'm a little more nervous about because he has some behavioral issues - basically a really scared little dude :(#i think my place is perfect for those kinds of cats (i live alone have no pets can dedicate a whole space for them)#also i would like to consider myself very patient with animals... i'm just nervous bc it's really my first time fostering so like afjsdklj#i just don't want to accidentally do something BAD out of inexperience you know esp for the more traumatized cats :((((#ahhh but at least i have another week to get some housework and reno done before any cat gets here. and more learning hw ajfdkladsf#I FINALLY GOT THE RUSTED SHOWER DOOR OFF now the whole shower is a giant cat litter :)#0.txt
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