#i would like to be absolutely railed by both of them holy fuck

[r3ynah]

I Can be everything and anything, at once

A 27 years old Phantom was challenged to a bet, by his co-workers at the watchtower. Green lantern stated along with the the other heroes that If he could help every single one of them at least once in a month while not using any his powers and he also had to be physically and mentally there as he helps them. the cherry on top was that he needed to use his real identity instead of his ghost form in this mission.

If Phantom successfully conceals his civilian identity, while helping them, he gets to know everyone's deepest darkest secrets.

But if he loses, he must do everyone a favor and must keep it no matter how outrageous it is.

Ofcourse Phantom agreed, because he was no bitch, okay so maybe he is, he only accepts bets like this if he knows that'll he'll win. so yeah.

Besides, having no powers for this, is really a piece of cake, if you're a raging gender fluid that knows his way around makeup and can easily change the sound of his voice, to be honest the shapeshifting parts that he got from his powers are basically just add-ons.

Well what was he waiting for? afterall he needed all the blackmail he could get, not as Phantom but as Daniel James Fucking Fenton, this was an opportunity to go batshit crazy and he was absolutely stealing it.

The very first hero Danny approached to help was Wonder Woman, who thanked Danny who was now disguised as a woman wearing a long ass Red wig, and some clothes he "borrowed" from Jazz who just joked about Danny being her twin, and wished him luck.

"Thank you, young lady for your brave actions to help me." Wonder woman sincerely thanked the boy in disguise as she held both of Danny's hands as gratitude "may I ask the name of my savior? "

"My name's El, It's a pleasure to know you." Danny smiled a little wider.

The second was Flash, which Danny found completely amusing because of the way he helped the speedy hero, who tripped while patrolling around the city.

Danny who was now in a more gothic attire( thanks to Sam's help) caught the hero's wrist before he embarrassingly fell face first on the ground.

"You okay there sir?" Danny asked, as he kept a firm grip on the man's wrist to make sure he doesn't fall.

Meanwhile Flash who thought he was in those korea tv romance dramas only blue screened for a few seconds before finally get his shit together. "yeah- um- name's Flash, and you are?"

The hero tripped on his own words, making Danny amused as fuck. "James, it was nice to finally meet you"

Okay, about like three weeks in, and Danny managed to help almost everyone in the watchtower, and only a few more to go,( he didn't get why most of the heroes he helped either started to stutter or blue screen in their spot once they talk to him. like damn is this how all of you treat every civilian who interacts with you? that's just sad) but at this time, Dan and Elle found out, and were now demanding to join, with the excuse of basically being Danny but in alternate or clone form, which Danny had no choice but to give in, I mean he wasn't breaking any rules so technically this was alright.

Danny wanted to take a break so Dan took over this time.

currently Nightwing was observing the outside of the gala, Bruce was invited to, something about a bunch of drugs being hidden within the crowd, and was now being passed around.

He intently remained focused on his observation, while also keeping a conversation with Oracle and the others on the comms, he didn't realize that he was too far off the edge of the railing he was standing on, until he missed a step.

Nightwing would never admit that he let a quiet squeal to his siblings ever as he fell, he closed his eyes and braced for impact, he would never expect to fall into the arms of a man 3x bigger than him, he stared at the man, and the man stared at him. 'holy shit' Nightwing thought.

The man, chuckled making Nightwing internally scream. "When I wished for Desiree, to make someone from above to save me from this trash party, I didn't think it would be one of the birds of gotham, to come and fall for me let alone the handsome one."

Okay Nightwing was now full on red from blushing, he was put down gently by the man on the ground, before offering a handshake, once Nightwing accepted the handshake, Dan pulled the hand closer to his mouth then gave a quick peck on the back of the hand vigilante's hand. "My name's Dan Masters, it's a pleasure to meet you."

his siblings can eat dirt on how they were teasing Nightwing Right now, but this was fucking worth it.

And the last to have gotten help from Danny was John Constantine, Danny actually had a reason on why he saved John for last, and that's because John actually knows Danny's identity, so for this mission he asked the help of his daughter Elle.

Elle had helped John by fixing a ruined summoning circle, who also helped him negotiate with a demon, and somehow all day, Elle just stuck to Constatine's side, her explanation? 'He'll die without me' fair point John thought as he took the kid, to order ice cream and to hangout in the park.

"You know kid, you remind me of someone." Constantine stated while keeping his eyes on what's infront of him, which was just a bunch of trees.

Elle who sat next to him, still eating her Ice cream looked up at him and said. "Really?"

"Yeah like you two literally have the same aura and all just a little different, but I don't know who yet." He replied and ruffled the kid's hair. making the girl laugh.

"Hey John!" Danny greeted behind them, and then all the gears inside of Constantine's head began to work. he let out a groan as he realized the girl beside him was the clone of the man behind him, well he needed to kiss that secret of his goodbye. here on this spot right now or he'll die of embarrassment if he waited any longer.

"Danny, let's go on a date." Constantine stated, not facing the Man.

this comment made the Father and Daughter choke on literal air.

[lillian-gallows]

Kinktober Day 19: Uniform kink with König

Pairing: König x Fem!Reader Word Count: 737 Warnings: Uniform kink, P in V sex, Dirty talk, Google translated German (Translations at the end). Kinktober Master(sub)list.

Minors DNI

The bed squeaking under you met the slap of skin and your heavy breaths in a lewd symphony as König pounded into you, the zipper of his pants scratched against your ass every time his hips met yours, filling you over and over.

When you’d asked him to fuck you in his tactical gear, part of you had been shocked that he was not only on board, but as into it as you.

“You actually want me to do that?” He’d asked, eyes wide with shock.

“Um…Yeah, I have for a while actually.” You’d answered, hands fidgeting, worried he’d think it was weird.

“Why did you not say so sooner, Maus? I would be happy to…I think about it too.” He’d admitted, red-faced and unable to meet your eyes.

It had taken a day or so of planning, but he’d made it happen. And now here you were, naked and getting absolutely railed while he was fully clothed in his gear, holsters, hood, and all.

And holy fuck was it hot.

You had your head turned so you could see him out the corner of your eye, and every time you got a clear view of him you felt your pussy clench around him, which pulled a gasp from him every time.

“Scheiße, Maus…You’re so tight…” He gasped, leaning down a bit to slightly change the angle, knowing exactly how to find that sweet spot inside, while at the same time causing his tac vest to rub against your back.

“Kö…” You whimpered, gripping the sheets with white knuckles as he drove into your perfectly, the edge of the bed providing a small amount of friction on your clit. “Fuck, Kö, don’t stop…” You pleaded, voice getting higher as you felt your end nearing.

“Schatz…Gottverdammt…” His groaned as he felt your quiver under him, falling into a litany of German mutterings that you were too high off pleasure to even try to translate right then, but you were certain it was filthy. He always loves to dirty talk in German.

You felt the knot in your belly growing dangerously close to snapping, but before it could, he pulled out and flipped you over, not giving you a chance to complain before he was pushing back into you, legs propped up on his shoulders, and returning to his previous pace.

“Du bist schön…Ich brauche dich…Um auf meinem schwanz zu kommen.” He said on hitching breaths, but at the moment all you could understand was that he called you beautiful, and then something about cum, whether that’s yours or his you don’t have the faculties to figure out.

He’d left his helmet off, not wanting it to fall off and hurt you, so when he pressed his forehead to yours, you had a perfect view of his eyes, clouded over with pleasure and just a little watery as he got closer to his own release.

His gloved hands gripped your hips, pulling you into him on every thrust so hard you knew you’d be wonderfully sore tomorrow. Your own once more gripped the sheet, unable to do much else as you climbed higher and higher, body shaking every nerve preparing for the firework of an orgasm that was coming your way.

“Bitte…Bitte, Schatz…Ich bin nah dran…Ich brauche dich, um zu kommen” His voice was low and desperate, like he was teetering on the edge of sanity, and the look in his eyes when you managed to meet them was like a match to the fuse. Setting your whole body off.

Your vision went white as your pussy clamped down on his cock, back arching and a cry of his name falling from your lips like you were praying to a deity as he followed right behind you, filling you to the brim with heat as he came.

He stayed still for a few moments while you both caught your breaths, before pulling out and laying beside you, chest heaving with every breath.

You watched him reach up and start to lift his hood before you stopped him, he made a confused sound and you grinned. “Who said we were done?” You purred before straddling him.

Time for round two.

Maus – Mouse (Affectionate) Scheiße – Shit Schatz – Tresure, jewel, gem (Affectionate) Gottverdammt – Goddamn Du bist schön – You’re beautiful. Ich brauche dich, um auf meinem schwanz zu kommen – I need you to cum on my cock.

[simizzy-writes]

quick & dirty

Pairing: Trafalgar D. Water Law x F!Reader

Warnings: 18+. smut. carsex. language. modern AU.

Law would have a yellow sports car that absolutely says PLRTANG on the license plate. no, I won’t be told otherwise.

“Oi, where are you guys? Are you on your way? Is [Name] with you? Law - “

“Yeah, yeah. We’re on our way, Shachi.”

“Okay, well, hurry ‘cause - “

“I-I’m gonna cum - !”

“Woah, woah, woah! Was that [Name]?! Are you guys fuckin -”

[Call ended]

Fingers wrapped around your throat, forcing your head back. Law’s phone slid from the middle console and somewhere onto the backseat floor. He leaned over you, bare chest pressing against you, his lips hovering against your neck.

“You just can’t help yourself, can you?” he asked.

Despite the discomfort of the angle he had you in, you smirked and did your best to press your hips back against him. “Not like they don’t know we’ve been fucking - “

Law snapped his hips forward faster, cock pistoning into your wet cunt harder. “Fucking brat. You still gonna cum for me?”

You moaned, head falling forward onto the back seat as he let go of your throat. “Yes!”

He smirked, pushing himself up as best as he could in the cramped confines of his car. The angle was awkward, but after some time, he managed to discover the best angle to rail your pussy. One knee bent on the seat, the other on the car’s floor. You were bent over for him like such a good girl, ass bouncing with each thrust of his cock. 

“Dirty girl,” he purred. “Sucking my dick on the way to the club, now fucking taking it in the backseat. You like my dick, don’t you?”

“Yes,” you moaned. Eyes shut tight, panting and aching from the odd angle, you desperately wanted to cum. You arched your back, lifting yourself just enough so that you could slip one of your hands down to your dripping pussy. 

Law moaned as he felt your fingers brush against his cock as he pushed into your sweet pussy. “Pet that pretty clit for me baby,” he said. “I want you to cum on my cock.”

Windows were wet and fogged up and you fucking knew his yellow sports car was rocking in time with his thrusts. The air in the car was hot and stifling and you felt lightheaded, but you were so fucking close -

“Law,” you mewled pathetically. “I-I’m gonna cum - “

His hands flew to your waist, grounding himself as firmly as he could. “Yeah you are, pretty girl. Cum on my cock. Come on, get my dick soaked.”

His thrusts were erratic, fucking your juicy pussy wide open. You saw stars, fingers going numb as they rubbed your poor clit into oblivion. Closer and closer until finally you came undone around him. You moaned and squealed, greedy pussy tightening around his throbbing cock as you milked him through your orgasm.

Throwing his head back, black hair dripping in sweat, Law lost his mind as he started to cum in your pussy when - 

“Oi, what are you guys - holy shit!”

Both of you snapped to attention, a blast of cold air wafting in through the open car door. There stood a stunned - and definitely embarrassed - Shachi and Penguin. Too shocked to speak, Law did it for them. 

“Shut the fucking door!”

Instantly, Shachi slammed the car door, and although muffled, you could hear him suggest waiting a few cars down from where Law parked. Penguin agreed, needless to say.

With a strained grunt, Law twisted around and sat down on the backseat. His breathing was settling down, and he wiped his brow. “Idiots,” he grumbled.

All that you did was giggle as you pawed around the floor for Law’s phone. With a triumphant smile, you typed in the passcode on his lock screen (which was the month and days of his and your birthday, by the way.) 

“Apparently there’s a door fee, and neither of them have cash,” you explained as you scanned the unread text from Shachi. 

“Typical,” Law said as he pulled his pants back up. 

You giggled and maneuvered yourself so that you were sitting next to him. You hummed against his skin as you placed loving kisses along the tattoos on his shoulders. “Do you think they liked what they saw?”

“If they know what’s good for them they will forget all about it,” Law chided. As your kisses reached up to his neck, he hummed and tilted his head towards you. He leaned into your kiss, his tongue rubbing against yours sinfully. “Get dressed, pretty girl. The night is just getting started.”

[fiercelyablaze]

I looked up at him with innocent eyes “you know what I want” I pleaded.

“Mmmm fuck yeah baby,” he replied with a smirk. “You know I can’t say no to you.”

In that moment he picked me up and tossed me onto the bed on my back. He grabbed me by my legs and pulled me close to him.

My pussy was soaking wet from the mere idea of what he was going to give me.

He pulled my thong to the side and slipped his two fingers in. “Oooohhh” 😮‍💨 he whispered- “mmmmhmmm,” I moaned.

He fucked me just how I loved to get fucked. Curving his fingers into my g-spot & using his thumb on my clit. Fuck! I was in Heaven. He pressed down on my belly and I gasped at the sensation. “Ooohh Fuck!” I moaned. I could feel my body softening as I allowed myself to let go. It felt so deep when he pressed down, I knew what was going to happen next.

As if he could read my fucking mind, he bent down a little and stuck his tongue into my pussy. “Oh Shit!” I yelled. I didn’t even try to contain my pleasure and excitement.

He continued to finger fuck me and eat my pussy. Damn, was he good.

He was the only guy who could make me cum this way. Everyone else was all talk. The only guy I desired to fulfill this need.

I closed my eyes and began to deepen my breath. Almost immediately I felt a surge of erotic energy course through me and make its way to my pussy. I almost shivered from the pleasure.

I kept breathing deeply, tuning into every single fucking sensation I felt. Completely immersed in the experience.

“Im gonna cum baby!” I shouted. He grabbed me tighter and pulled me closer. My body began to convulse as I came & squirted simultaneously. It felt like I was riding the waves of ecstasy for a long time.

“That a girl,” he said with a mischievous smile. “Mmmm” I literally couldn’t say anything else.

I put my fingers in my pussy to feel how wet I was. “That’s it baby, play with yourself,” he said. I obeyed, gently touching & caressing my soaking and dripping wet pussy. I bit my lip at how sensitive I felt.

“My turn,” he said as he pulled out his incredibly hard cock and slipped it in. My head fell back as I moaned. “Holy Shit!” He said, trying to keep his composure from the feeling of my wet pussy on his dick.

He picked up my legs and put them on his shoulders and began to fuck me. He had lifted up my ass and was railing me at the perfect angle. My eyes rolled back as I thought to myself ‘ this man is gonna make me squirt again, fuck!’

He fucked me slow & deep just how I love it. The perfect recipe for an explosive orgasm.

I looked up at him with submissive eyes, biting my lip and playing with my nipples. I fucking loved our dynamic- I would do anything this guy told me. The idea of it all made me instantly more horny and I could feel my pussy juices dripping down.

“Damn, I felt that!” He said. “I’m gonna cum soon baby.” “Yes please,” i replied.

I gripped my pussy down on his dick, immediately I could feel him cumming inside of me. So warm and wet. It felt fucking incredible 🤌

and I felt myself beginning to cum just from the sensation.

“Oh my FUCKIN GOD!” He moaned as he felt my pussy cum all over him.

We both waited a bit before he gently put my legs down and pulled his cock out. He rubbed his still hard dick on my pussy, wiping all the cum onto me before slapping my pussy with his cock. I giggled at him and smiled.

Mmmm, fucking creampie. My most absolute favorite dessert in the whole world.

[jessepinwheel]

For parasitic extraction: could you please expand on 'every single mandalorian character’s Massive Issues including how Intensely Abnormal jango is about obi-wan in particular' 👀

yeah let's just go down the list and name a few

jango's obsession with obi-wan is basically what's allowed this entire plot to happen because all this could have been avoided if he would just kill obi-wan instead of trying to make clones of him in a weird fucked up power play. he hates obi-wan so much it's become like 70% of his personality but obi-wan is so intricately connected to his own sense of worth as an emperor that he can't give up on trying to break him. he is pretty much the epitome of "he wants to fuck obi-wan so bad it makes him stupid"

cody and rex are both fucked up because jango pretty much disowned them after they let a jedi go because they didn't want to kill a child. cody has the worst hatelationship a person can have with their dad and still trying to be a good soldier so he can regain the affection from jango that he never had in the first place. on the other side rex has a huge complex about being a clone and how he needs to be better than them, and also he's traumatized by that one time he had to kill anakin

ahsoka is a mandalorian jedi who blames the rebellion and the jedi for imperial forces slaughtering her entire family. she has absolutely no healthy coping mechanisms for anything except murder until she meets an obi-clone

padme is fucked up about jedi, mandalorian or otherwise, because of that one time anakin drank too much dark juice and started killing his own teammates, resulting in her losing an arm and a leg

anakin was a mandalorian jedi up until his obsession with padme led to him going off the rails and murdering a bunch of people and rex having to put him down

bo-katan is trying to plot a coup of the empire because she and her buddies are mad about jaster (and jango) strengthening the mandalorian middle class instead of keeping all the power with nobility. satine is also stuck in this assassination plot but also she decides to be sweet on her obi-clone because he's cute as well as a status symbol which is extremely uncomfortable for everyone involved

dooku, mandalorian jedi, is retired from active duty and doing intelligence work and drowning himself in old jedi texts because he never got over that time maul killed qui-gon

cin drallig is a disabled mandalorian jedi who ends up being sent to kamino to train the clones and has so little social support and is so depressed that the obi-clone hive mind accidentally absorbs him in an attempt to make him feel better (which, to be fair, it does) so he's been mind controlled by 2000 children for like six years

myles is probably the least fucked up mandalorian who gets focus in this story, and he's plotting to assassinate jango because he watched jango torture an obi-clone in front of obi-wan and was like holy shit this is going a little too far.

what I'm trying to say is that mandalorian mental health services are not very good

ask me a question about parasitic extraction, the role reversal mandalorian empire au that I have

[thecleverqueer]

Random Thoughts on Star Wars Ships (Part One)

First, I’m going to focus on toxic Star Wars ships that I absolutely despise. There are three. They are all canon. Some of them are more serious than others, but all of them are incredibly pernicious and problematic. To say they’re my “least favorite” would be selling my hatred of them short, but yeah… the word “loathe” comes to mind. They are as follows:

1.) Luxsoka (aka Ahsoka Tano and Lux Bonteri)

This is my least favorite ship of them all because watching it unfold at times was physically painful. Part of me doesn’t understand it, but the other part of me knows that it was likely just a tepid attempt by Filoni egged on by Lucas to make Ahsoka more relatable. It didn’t work.

I guess the premise didn’t start out too bad with “Heroes on Both Sides” aside from the fact that it sort of felt forced and completely unnecessary, but holy fuck did it go off the rails fast!

Lux’s behavior in “A Friend in Need” was completely unacceptable and inexcusable. I mean, less than 10 minutes into that episode, Lux is threatening to shoot Ahsoka with a deadly firearm, followed by him stunning her unconscious, stealing her ship, hiding her lightsabers from her, then meeting up with known terrorists with anti-Jedi sentiment and history of violence against Jedi. Then, there’s the unwanted kiss. He just sort of grabs her and kisses her against her will to shut her up. She tries to wiggle herself out of it, and when she finally succeeds you can tell she’s PISSED. Rightfully so. Technically, that’s sexual assault. The episode ends with Ahsoka somehow being more fond of him, I guess… I assume it’s related to trauma. I don’t know.

Anyway, the last time we see them together is in the Onderon arc, Lux has fallen for and appears to be in a romantic relationship with Steela Gerrera, and Ahsoka finds a way get over him, which, good for her. It takes two episodes (of a four episode arc) of her being completely insufferable, but she gets there. Ahsoka deserved better anyway. By the end of the arc, she sort of does this attaboy shoulder slug to Lux after Steela kisses him for luck. By that point, Ahsoka probably also found Steela to be pretty hot, and at least one of them got to kiss her. Steela should have kissed you, Ahsoka, but we can’t win them all.

Filoni basically said he was experimenting with this anyway, and I would say that this particular experiment was an abject failure. I’m just glad that it fizzed out before it ever became anything. It was trash. Utter fucking trash.

2.) Anidala (aka Anakin Skywalker and Padme Amidala)

This is another toxic relationship that I don’t really understand. No. I mean, I do get it. It’s a plot point that gets us to a specific place in a character’s development.

It’s unfortunate really. Padme is supposed to be this badass strong, independent woman, and yet, she blatantly ignores countless red flags during “Attack of the Clones” that should have made her turn away… Anakin being generally creepy, crossing her boundaries, frequently interrupting her, admitting to being a dictatorial fascist… I guess I could technically write all of that off because sometimes your brain short-circuits when you’re in love, and you miss red flags. But… genocide? That was a bridge too far. She should have ran. She should have reported the incident to the Jedi council, but she didn’t because she’s “in love” and actually just a prop.

Their relationship didn’t get much better during the Clone Wars. Anakin guilted her often when she chose duty over desire, something her role in the galaxy required. It was also pretty apparent that Anakin didn’t trust her as far as he could throw her based on the way he acted during the Rush Clovis arcs. There was a point where it felt like their relationship should have ended during season six. Padme needed a break, and told Anakin that she just couldn’t do it anymore after Anakin brutally beat the dog shit out of Clovis. But then, more trauma. Maybe the moral of the story is to avoid “romantic” relationships when you’re in the midst of a traumatic experience because it’s going to end badly, I don’t know.

Then he kills her in “Revenge of the Sith”. Well. He force chokes her and she dies of a broken heart… and then he proceeds to lose his shit, force crushing an entire room with overwhelming emotion (say what you will about the Jedi and their obsession with not forming attachments and overcoming feelings but… *gestures vaguely at this incident right here*).

It’s just an incredibly disastrous toxic sludge of a relationship. And, I know I was more vague about this one, but honestly, I could write a novel about it… so, I’ll spare you.

3.) Reylo (aka Rey Palpatine/Skywalker and Kylo Ren)

I hate this one too… mainly because Kylo tells Rey that she’s “nothing” except to him in “The Last Jedi” and that bothers me. This is something a narcissist might say to someone they’re abusing and gaslighting in an attempt to make them stick around, and that is just gross.

If Rey had actually been a nobody, it may have been less offensive, but she’s a fucking Palpatine. She’s not a nobody. Her grandfather (who isn’t actually her “grandfather” as her father was just a Palpatine clone, and goddamn, I’m going to need a better explanation for all of that shit because it just makes me dizzy, but I digress) was an oppressive emperor that reigned in terror for decades. She’s far from a nobody. In fact, Kylo’s grandfather (actual grandfather, not a clone) was Palpatine’s bitch. He should at least show her a little respect.

He was also generically mean to her during the entire sequel trilogy.

This one ended in death too, but at least it was Kylo’s and not Rey’s death. Again, Rey exhibited this weird mental exercise where she sees Kylo Ren and Ben Solo as two different people instead of them being one-in-the-same (much like the mental gymnastics that everyone does with Vader), so she tries to validate the whole thing. But, he’s an asshole too. She should have faced it.

[onestepbackwards]

oh my god piggybacking off that last ask. imagine someone in the chat being like oh my god the subway bosses would FREAK if they saw this. so another viewer donates a shit ton of coins to get the cam girl to moan for subway boss ingo and emmet bc they think it’s funny, with noooo idea that both of them are watching the stream and losing their minds over the reader begging for subway boss emmet to rail them or to ride a different line of subway boss ingo’s

Oh people absolutely freak out about it 🔞18+🔞

When someone points out how the actual Subway Bosses would probably lose it, people jokingly start donating, asking for requests about Ingo and Emmet. Normally you don't use specific names for real people... But given the theme of the stream, you decide to Indulge. 'User72842 donated 200$!: ohhh can you moan out ingo or emmets names while riding that dildo??' You bit your lip as you bounced, and reached up, fondling your chest. "Ingo! Ingo please!" you cried out, pinching your nipples. You imagined those large hands groping your chest, and that you were actually bouncing on the subway bosses cock. "Ingo, please! Fill me up! I need it- I need your cum! Boss Please!" you cried out, and felt your orgasm approaching. The chat was going insane. Meanwhile, Ingo's jaw has dropped as he watches you fuck yourself on that toy, calling out to him so desperately. His face is red, and he feels his cock get uncomfortably hard. He scrambles to adjust his laptop, and grab his aching cock. He's pumping furiously in time with your bounces. When a moan escapes his mouth, he has to grab a nearby pillow, and stuff his mouth again. He could imagine you at his desk, bouncing on his cock while holding onto his shoulders, moaning in his ear. He'd thrust into you as hard or as rough as you wanted! Just don't stop! Cry out for him! Moan his name as he cums inside! Meanwhile, Emmet is nearly foaming at the mouth in his room. You call out for his brother, who would no doubt be horrified by this, but not him!? That just would not do. 'JoltikTrainer donated 500$!: Now moan Emmet's name.' You bit your lip, and adjusted your position, grabbing the toy from underneath you. Instead of bouncing on it, you started thrusting the toy in and out of you. You let out a cry at the feeling the new position gave, and the chat went wild at the view. "E-Emmet, more! Boss! Please! Harder! Rail me Emmet!" you cried out, and when the toy hit a sweet spot inside you, you felt your toes curl as you saw white. Emmet was pumping his cock furiously in time with your thrusts, his tongue rolled out, and drool dribbling down his chin. He could imagine himself bent over you, bullying his cock into your hole as you moaned and squealed. He let out his own moan in time with yours. Yes! Yes, call his name! Let them know who you belong to! "Ingo! Emmet!" You moaned out one last time, and came. You thrusted your hips a few more times, before stilling. You sighed contently, before pulling the dildo out. You smiled when a few more donations streamed in, and laughed at how fast the comments were pouring in. People were asking you to say specific names, begging for more. You shook your head. "Anyway, let's put this costume to good use, hm? What else would you like your little Subway Master to do~?" You sweetly asked the chat.

Ingo was spent, his boxers now a complete mess. He panted, trying to get his breath back, only to groan when you asked such a question. He could feel himself twitching again. Emmet hummed as he cleaned up after himself, though adjusted his spot so he could watch you. He was already half hard again, and verrry eager to see what else you might do. Meanwhile, your viewers were talking wildly. Everyone was into it. ----------------------------------- StoneCold: Absolutely insane! User77326: Holy shit they actually did it. The subway bosses would absolutely LOSE it if they saw this LMAO Number1Char1zard: do you think she'd do this with other celebrities? User83432: ARCEUS COULD YOU IMAGINE IF THEY SAW THIS??? User46389: You're going to hell for this. Who cries out for real people and uses their uniform? Fucking freak. (Comment was deleted by moderator.) 0ceanMan95: C'mon. Let the lass live a little. User03842: ngl i kinda wanna see what the bosses reactions would be. lol. -----------------------------------

Both bosses found it amusing. Ingo would never admit to it, but he loved it. You were so gorgeous. The little outfit turned him on more than anything else you have worn so far. Of course, if anyone asked, he would deny ever hearing of you. Not that it would be anyone's business what he watches in his free time, but he does have a reputation! Emmet though, wouldn't outright deny it, but would rather play it off that he heard about you through the grapevine. He doesn't care as much about his reputation as Ingo, but he doesn't want to cause trouble for you, so he stays silent about it. Plus, he really liked that outfit. He plans on donating a bit to convince you to wear it again. After that little broadcast, they both ended up with a few 'complaints' to the station. Both twins disregard the complaints, and even trash them. No one has to know. :)

[fr3akingtf0utrn]

Hi! I'm the ghaseball uniform anon. To be completely transparent I completely forgot I made the request! But now that I've read it I can say you delivered exactly as I expected

It was scarily accurate to what I had imagined lol. Copia's desperation and general horniness was so hot. And you always managed to capture the small details that really add to the hotness. This quality is really apparent in Smother Me, which was another great read.

Now, I've come to make more requests. I'm familiar with all of the Fandoms you brought up, but right now I'm solely focused on Ghost and Copia. So that is all I can offer.

Here are some of my requests:

M!Reader impressing and intimidating Copia with his strength. Basically just a lot of strength kink, I want that twink obliterated. Make him throw Copia around like a ragdoll, both of them will love it. Preferably ends with Copia being held down and railed

Aether x Copia size kink shenanigans. I'm so insane for their size difference it drives me crazy. I love when fic authors point out how Copia is smaller than Aether, delicious. I imagine both of them getting riled up after a show and rushing back to Copia's dressing room to bang, and that's where the kink comes in

Last one (for now)

M!Reader is attending a ritual, watching Copia perform. However he made Copia put in a vibrating butt plug before the show, and he is holding the remote. Imagine copia trying to hold it together on stage like that, like omggg

That's the end. It should go without saying but please don't do any of these if they aren't your cup of tea! And don't worry about taking a while or anything, I understand.

Apologies for the long ass ask, I had a lot to say I guess.

I hope you're doing well and enjoying life, Goodbye for now :]

Holy fuck. I love. I will TRY MY ABSOLUTE FUCKING BEST to give you what you want. BUT I’m a slow ass lazy bitch who forgets easily so yuh. I think I’m gonna try and start with shirt simple ones like the copia on stage one.

So let’s organize,

1. Copia x M! Reader- reader is Papas ghoul. You are extremely possessive of him and would do anything to for him. Papa knows his ghoul is incredibly strong and big and wants to make use of his bigness🤭(I’ve already thought of this one and started it AWHILE ago but it’s like 40% done so yay)

2. Copia x M! Reader - reader is Popias assistant/idk whatever you want and makes copia put in a vibrating and watched from behind the curtains,enjoying him shaking and giving longing looks at each other.

AND ngl I don’t ship ghouls and papas all that much but I have been thinking..THINKING. Of doing a size difference maybe including you aether anddd Copia…

THINKING.

I already have half one done so beware and remember I take time with these since I’m a slow motherfucker. 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️ also pls continue putting in more requests ilysm.

[tyrannosaurus-trainwreck]

The May 5th entry for Dracula is just conceivably the best, most off-the-rails thing.

Picture, in your mind’s eye, this complete idiot of a baby lawyer standing in a courtyard with his stupid fucking travel dictionary and frantically looking up words while he’s listening to an entire fucking town reading somebody for filth while constantly blessing his ass.

Jonathan’s just like, “Oh, that one means ‘cannibal serial killer,’ how interesting!  What could they possibly be talking about while pointing directly at me and remonstrating with the carriage driver?”

Also, can you imagine if the blessings actually took?  Jonathan rolls up at the castle, standing there on the doorstep like a walking talking holy relic courtesy of everyone in the zip code lining up and calling down divine protection like a nuclear strike, Dracula’s just gritting his teeth like, “This is fine.”

“I could hear a lot of words often repeated, queer words, for there were many nationalities in the crowd; so I quietly got my polyglot dictionary from my bag and looked them out. I must say they were not cheering to me, for amongst them were “Ordog”—Satan, “pokol”—hell, “stregoica”—witch, “vrolok” and “vlkoslak”—both of which mean the same thing, one being Slovak and the other Servian for something that is either were-wolf or vampire. (Mem., I must ask the Count about these superstitions)“

Jonathan ‘Balls of Titanium’ Harker: Hey, Count Dracula, everybody seems to think someone in this neighborhood is shady as shit.  Is that why you’re moving to London? *loudly sips wine only he ever drinks*

The coach driver pulls some absolute Fast and the Furious bullshit all the way to Jonathan’s drop-off point.  Every other passenger is not only down with this but like, urging him on and stuffing garlic and wild rose and shit in Jonathan’s pockets. The dude manages to get there a fucking hour early, barely slows down, and is like “Hey look your ride’s not here, guess we better drop you off at the next town let’s gooooooo!”

Count Dracula, pulling up alongside them in his own carriage, is just like “Hey, ‘sup? Where’s the fire?”

Everyone in the carriage: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Jonathan is like, okay, I guess this is what I’m doing now, which is more or less fine until he realizes that Dracula is just driving him around in circles.  Does he ask about this?  No.  Which is fair?  I mean, whomst among us hasn’t been like “Okay, I am definitely getting murdered, but maybe if I pretend I don’t know that I can squeak a few more hours out of this?”

Also, I mean.  Can you even imagine how awkward it would be if you were like “Hey, man, why are we driving around in circles?” and then your driver was like “We’re not.” You know he’s lying, he knows he’s lying.  He knows that you know he’s lying.  You know that he knows that you know he’s lying.  And now you’re stuck in the back of this buggy with him driving you around in circles and lying about it like a weirdo for however long it takes for him to knock it off and take you to the castle.

Then the driver just hops off the bench and goes after some blue flames. Jonathan’s like “Fuck.” Dude does it again. “Fuuuuck.” Dude does it and is gone so long a bunch of wolves show up and stare at the carriage. “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.” It’s fine though, because the driver can control wolves with a gesture!

Sidebar: I just really appreciate that Jonathan is eventually like “I think the driver and Dracula are the same guy!” because.  Seriously.  Option A is ‘Count Dracula is a wolf-wizard who masquerades as a coachman because he’s too cheap to hire a dude to drive his coach.’ Option B is ‘Dracula has whatever the fuck is going on with him going on with him and also has a fucking wolf-wizard working as his goddamn coachman.’ One is not appreciably better or more comforting than the other.

“This was all so strange and uncanny that a dreadful fear came upon me, and I was afraid to speak or move.”

Jonathan, my dude, you were just surrounded by hungry fucking wolves in the middle of nowhere.  This is the most basic and natural thing to be pants-pissingly terrified of in the entirety of human history.

Once they get to the castle, Coachman Wolf-Wizard vanishes, and nobody seems ready to open the door, so Jonathan’s just like, “Guess I’ll stand here until dawn, then! :)”

Dracula’s like “Welcome to my house! Enter freely and of your own will!” which is some serial killer wolf-wizard nonsense.

Jonathan: Let me now describe to you the physical aspect of Count Dracula.  He looks like a fucking vampire.

Jonathan’s Boss’s Letter: It’s such! a! shame! that I can’t come all the way out to Transylvania to get eaten by a werewolf.  Gout.  Such a bad attack of gout.  Stars not right.  Can’t make the journey.  Jonathan, on the other hand, is absolutely delighted to get the absolute hell bitten out of him and probably go mad.  You can trust him not to question anything, up to and including wolf-wizardry or all the peasants telling him you’re a murderous corpse.  XOXO, Mr. Hawkins

Jonathan: My boss said something complimentary about me! :D!

[finniestoncrane]

Do u have like a ranking of the characters starting from your fav

oh gosh like as in the rogues (i hope so because that's what i'm doing now)??? i like a very specific set of rogues (although it gets bigger every day lmao) but you asked for it so i will not PUNISH YOU in ways you never even thought possible by rambling on for quite some time 💚 so anyway feel free to suggest new rogues to me or try to change my mind because i listed rogues i don't care for and ones i wanna fall in love with too u-u

ok let's start off nice and easy by saying i don't like catwoman. i find her hard to read, she's cold, she's mean and i she would make me cry. i hate her. and i also hate ra's al ghul god damn.

ANYWAY ON TO THE GOOD STUFF

Number One: The Riddler

my beloved disgusting green man 💚 there hasn't been a riddler i've met yet who i wouldn't kiss on the head and then fuck hard and long like i am obsessed with every iteration of him. you want me to rank them, i can't, but please know that arkham and capullo are up at the top fighting each other (shirtless, covered in oil, maybe kissing too i dunno, maybe not just shirtless either maybe we're talking just hanging dong, bouncing around all over the place, rubbing against each other I GOT SO DISTRACTED HOLY SHIT LMAO)

Number Two: The Penguin

just something about a silly little guy with a silly little smile and a silly little tummy that does it for me. this is very specific to farrell and gotham penguins but honestly, i've just finished reading one bad day and i'd fuck him too 💜

Number Three: Scarecrow

i want him so bad you don't even know, like i want jonathan crane to read me a book, then fuckin fear toxin me and then i want scarebeast to rail me sorry but i'm also not sorry. he also just seems like such a nice man which don't even come at me

Number Four: Two Face

such a handsome, handsome, charming, well-dressed man battling his inner (outer) demons like??? what more could you really ask for??? get you a man who can do both, be super smart and cutie and also absolutely unhinged and hot

Number Five: Harley Quinn

i struggled ranking ivy and harley but ultimately she's so cute and bubbly and fun and i want her to squish my cheeks and let me touch her butt, like i don't like margot robbie something about her bugs me but i still loved birds of prey, that's the lure of harley ;-;

Number Six: Poison Ivy

yeah yeah ivy is hot everyone knows it, yes cool eco-terrorism sure thing, but ok so also while we're here, fat ivy. fat ivy fat ivy fat ivy. i would sell my fucking organs to fill my grabby little hands with her body >:(

Number Seven: Victor Zsasz

love you chihuahua man u-u mostly gotham zsasz because he radiates mischief, just a cheeky lil guy, visiting his bub and getting ice cream with his pals, and he's so funny???

Number Eight: Victor Freeze

freeze gets to be ranked on my list PURELY because he's a mad scientist, he's nice to his wife (romantic what????) and MOSTLY because of that one shot of nathan darrows in gotham with the low-rise fucking trousers like good LORD in heaven the stranglehold that has on my clit you wouldn't believe

honourable mentions of rogues i kinda fuck with but not enough to rate or rank yet:

black mask, but absolutely the fuck not ewan mcgregor

mad hatter, i want to love you

joker, i hate him but i want to fuck him sometimes it's complicated

bane

professor pyg

hugo strange

solomon grundy

rogues i want to fuck with in future:

clock king

music meister

huntress

the creeper

batmite (what the fuck is he i love him???)

jeremiah arkham

flamingo

cluemaster

calendarman

firefly

hush

rogues i know but don't give a fuck about:

killer croc

manbat

clayface

killer moth

king shark (except i wanted to fuck him in assualt on arkham)

[iamthecomet]

-rolls in and tosses this into your ask box-

I've shown folks my jacket before, but I like getting input on what other people think might be fun to add on~

I already intend to add some grucifixes here and there, but I figured I might see what you think I should add on to this thing.

Also, as per my usual agenda...

I had more mirror thoughts.

Okay, so, the set up: The ghouls + Copia go on a retreat to some kind of Dracula's castle like location for teambuilding and so forth, and the place is massive.

Like, it's easy to get lost, and even when you're right next door to somebody, you can't hear anything.

In other words it's ideal for sexy shenanigans.

Anyway, while they're staying there, Copia, or maybe their host, thinks it would be fun to kind of get everyone to dress up/be thematic to the aesthetic or whatever, or maybe it's even a sort of themed murder mystery hotel or what have you.

Point is, at some point Dew winds up in an old fashioned sleep shirt/nightgown deal, because the sleeping in boxers and a tank top doesn't "fit the theme" and also the place is cold as fuck for some reason and the classic jammies are real comfy and warm.

So the vision I have here; Dew dressed up like that, holding a candle because the power went out during a storm, because of course it did, walking past a mirror and seeing a ghostly reflection standing beside him, and getting the absolute shit scared out of him, only to find out it's Rain, equally lost and looking like a dramatic, flouncy lord.

The tldr is that they fuck nasty in front of a big ass, gilded mirror, and also maybe Copia gets pegged at some point in the evening, but like brides of Dracula kinda vibes thing going on, idk.

The last bit only came to me, because I think Cirrus can and should get to dominate someone while dressed up like a vampire, I dunno.

-picks up jacket and walks out-

Ok. First of all. Your jacket!? Amazing. Incredible. I'm obsessed. My first thought for things to add is more song lyrics(only because that's what I would do)! I really love the TWRP pins. Those are RAD.

Second. HOLY SHIT LAMP YOUR BRAIN. It's so big. Fucking MASSIVE. I am obsessed with this. Creepy dark castle. Everyone in weird flouncy white clothes.

Definitely not thinking about Rain ducking under Dew's night shirt to give him head and being completely shrouded by it.

Or about them loudly railing each other in front of a mirror just staring at each other's reflections the whole time. They both cum so fasttttt.

Cirrus is going to go all in on brides of Dracula pegging. She is going to ruin Copias life and he will 100000% thank her for it, as he should.

They're going to come back from this retreat with weird new kinks and a lot more burises than they left with. But it's definitely an annual thing now. (And Dew for sure stole his nightgown because "it was comfy" and not because Rain gets hard every time he sees Dew in it, definitely not.)

[tradetobest]

can you tell me more about these aus you have 👀

FUCKING ABSOLUTELY I CAN.

so the first one is the golf course au which i mentioned like. yesterday i think? which is basically just a bunch of nhlers working at a golf course because one day early in my liking of the nhl i went "ahah what if mitch did turf and saw auston and was like. Oh." because often golfers have like schedules and shit and come at the same day every week and stuff so. it basically started as a 1634 meet cute idea and exploded.

what happened is that i got into more teams in the nhl and my favourite players sort of just slotted into different roles at the golf course/as golfers.

(the reason a golf course, if that lore matters, is that i worked at one on turf so i was like ough.... minch turf worker. also my mom used johnny's golf cart once and so. i have a personal connection to the leafs golf stuff. epic.)

some highlights id say from the au are mechanic kris letang (and like. apprentice pojo) and sid and claude's rivalry (centring around who can do a full greens circuit fastest), and mceichel being a professional golfer tandem who slay on the course together.

uniform for the golf workers (there are shirt variations but like... im lazy)

i love this au because i loved my job and i feel like mitch would also love my job so yeah!! i have all my favourite (slash players related to my favourite) guys split up and it just makes me happy!!

the second one is based off of a musical called starlight express which i love because. i dont know. anyway.

i wanted to see my faves as trains, so i did so much fucking research on trains (including deeper and deeper research on many countries but specifically russian rail lines because holy shit, cross referenced with both the types of trains i wanted people to be and the different colours of trains that exist!!)

it was literally an excuse for me to draw the boys as trains in one of my favourite musicals, and basically devolved into me being like oh!! train races!! oughhhh .... ouhhhh train races ohh. because if you dont know anything about starlight express (which i would be surprised if you did) its basically about trains racing. there's also the final song in the musical is saurrrr hockey to me idk why... "There are dark days ahead/When the power goes dead/When the oil runs dry/What can we try?" to me any day i will go crazy....

heres some of my outfit doodles!! auston is a bnsf freight train, which both look better than union pacific trains to me and also go through arizona!! mitch is a go train passenger car, tyler is a go locomotive, sid is a cn freight train, geno is a freight train on the yuzhno-uralskaya railway (specifically the chelyabinsk railway division), leon is a deutsche bahn train (specifically an electric passenger locomotive), and connor is an lrt. prettyyy sure his colour scheme is that of the edmonton lrt (just checked, it is). none of them are steam trains. sorry andrew.

im the biggest giantest fan of mitch and tylers costumes because i will always have a special little place in my heart for the go train, although i dont use it much anymore. i also mourn that nobody ever is just from fucking toronto so i cant draw the subway or anything. maybe ill introduce busses give johnny an orange costume and call him the miway for a joke. anyway.

i guess theres no plot it was kinda just an excuse for me to make a stex au but. i did so much research and i still think about it all the time because i insane so.... yeah. thanks for biting my very obvious bait to get asked about my aus.....