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Bro knew exactly what he was doing with that wording


#in my marver era renaissance#i love deadpool#this one is from incredible hulk 14#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#like not necessarily but this dude is obsessed with logan#i would too so i cant judge#deadclaws#i love that ship name
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POV: You just got apprehended by your own lawyer.
Chimmy Changa spent his early years as a Public Defense Lawyer. He had to get really into shape because. For some reason. He kept getting clients who'd bolt from the court room.
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+ bonus sketches i tossed out becuase i couldnt draw them to my satisfaction >:I !!
#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop timmy turner#fop timmy#timmy turner#chimmy changa#chimmy#my art#and yknow.#having to run away from constant bullies up until high school graduation would really get you into shape#'but chimmy changa! there's bailiffs for a reason! its their job to apprehend runaway defendants!!!!' i hear you say#to which I say#defendants has to make it past their lawyers first before getting to the door. and chimmy's been knocked down and out for FAR too long#smsh. he's not gonna standby while bailiffs push him aside or for his client to punch him to get away#chimmy may be an extreme pushover at home but he's very much a competent lawyer in the courtroom.#courtrooms have RULES!!!!! they have ETIQUETTE!!!!#his parents' home has neither and it is always a losing battle for him.#so yeah. he'll tackle his own clients. he'll even fight the judge if he has to.#also i think the first thing that turns red are his ears but he becomes a full tomato very very fast#i have another blushing meme thing to use so lets see how far i can push him before he esplodes into confetti#man i cant wait until he finally fuckging moves to dimmadelphia#theres so many fun interactions im planning for chimmy.#tormenting him with situations!!!!!#its gonna be fun.#....once i clear out the inbox. hah. hahha. hrm.#cubbi art
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what do you think toshiro's version of laios would've been like if he was still with the group during the shapeshifter shenanigans
there have been a few speculations in the tag and among the fans and they are all very good SO i am going to take this opportunity to insert a bit of my shipping bias as i like in my interpretation LMAO agdsfgdfgv
i noted that in actuality shuro seems to have a very good grasp on laios' character??? this is most obvious in the manga later on but even seeing how he criticises laios in their fight... iirc nothing he says is actually untrue or wildly exaggerated, and while he does express frustration over something he feels like laios Should have control over (noticing his cues), he is also aware that laios isnt being malicious and that hes Just Like That. what i mean to say is that while i think his version of laios may seem more pushy and in-your-face, i dont think it will be overwhelmingly so. if its post-fight, i think the idea of laios (and marcille) being willing to do anything to get falin back made a big impression on him, as well as the idea that they need to eat and rest in order to succeed in their goals, so those aspects would be prominent in his version. he seems pretty observant, so i think for the most part the physical traits would line up, but i think there would be specific things that stand out to him that would appear strangely striking on his version of laios (like. idk something about his eye colour or the subtle contrast of his armour and chainmail. he seems to have a weird sense of aesthetics if extras are anything to go by lmao). if hed actually been paying attention all those times laios had gone on about what the hell ever, then it might be even MORE hard to tell apart his version since he would also have a good grasp on what laios should know. so either his version of laios is pretty difficult to pick out, OR despite the character being accurate his appearance is too. stylised lmao (exaggerated features or something) OR!! they just get him to pull out his monster gourmet guide thing and are able to tell from there. iirc everyone was surprised at its appearance so its possible toshiro had also never seen it before
IN MY IMAGINARY SHIPPING SCENARIO............ lets say that his laios isnt able to be picked out immediately and that the monster guide thing also doesnt immediately occur to anyone. what the real laios Specifically notices is how close this other laios keeps getting to shuro. and hes like. ??? why is he getting so close to him, theres no way i get that close to him??? but no one else seems to be picking up on it as weird, so hes having a small crisis like do i REALLY get that close to him???? and now that hes on the outside he notices shuro subtly leaning away and he feels both a wave of shame and..... protectiveness??? (JEALOUSY??????) and he immediately steps in and grabs him like Hey!!! cant you see hes uncomfortable???? weve been through this already!!! and like. ok i cant believe im doing this again but i need to separate this into different endings
a) the whump route: i dont think shuro ever envisioned Actually Telling laios about his frustrations outside of being basically cornered into it. has he ever spoken up against what was expected of him?? has he ever been confrontational???? i think part of what held him back from expressing his frustrations, along with the cultural norms, could be fear of what the reaction would be. if he had done the same in any other aspect of his life (his family, his inheritance), i think he would expect disappointment, disapproval, more proof that he doesnt add up to expectation. to be honest i dont think he Truly believes that laios is the type of person to react like this. but it was strong enough to prevent him from acting and i think would be projected onto his image of laios. maybe fake!laios says something dismissive like Well if it really bothered him hed say something right? what, he cant even stand up for himself? cmon, shuro, prove that you cant handle it just like everything else. and thats pretty much the fastest giveaway that it isnt really laios. of course this would be a HUGE tonal departure from what the actual episode/chapter was, so:
b) the dumbass route: both laioses break into fisticuffs, and, yes.... barking. and so they speedrun the entire encounter as the shapeshifters true form appears and, after laios points out that thinking too hard about others versions of you can tear apart groups and peace of mind, they pointedly do not speak of it again. they think about it though. a LOT
c) the normal route: both laioses argue normal like and the group ends up being able to tell them apart because the fake laios goes on a little too long about how theyre all here for falin and everyones like ok its not like he DOESNT love his sister but.......... the rest of the scenario probably goes like canon, though then i would want to see what everyone Else thought of shuro
#if it had been pre-fight i think shuro must have seen him as someone who wasnt serious enough or was too directionless#it would definitely have been easier to pick him out i think....#i realise that very little actual shipping made it into the scenario. but i hope you see the vision#anon#ask#laishuro tag#if shuro actually ended up having to judge them i cant tell you how accurate he would have been#i DO know that compared to laios he would have been watching their social interactions more carefully#maybe he notices certain habits. i dont know if he would get all of them right though. he definitely gets laios right#long post#huge fucking post even. im so sorry. i hope this answered your question#this is actually shorter than it originally was i took off a paragraph#and.. shorter again because i just revised the final route LMAO#its kinda important that laios is the one that judges so i fixed it. originally i was like well what if shuro judged#which u can kind of tell from the tags above lmao#ok i give up i cant edit this anymore here u go <3
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trying to play morality police in the trigun fandom is so funny, like how are you a fan of the "incestual sexual assault trauma" show and then be outraged to see incestual fanart. my preference is not them either but cmon guys the call is coming from inside the house
#disgust is not morality + what someone finds compelling in fiction does not equal their irl preferences#think about it: we do not assume everyone who plays shooter games will go out killing people (thats the narrative i grew up with and it was#ridiculous even then)#or should everybody who plays horror games be shamed for wanting to kill and maim and etc? should we go to markiplier and be like#“heeeyy so i think you liked fnaf SUSPICIOUSLY lot. care to explain yourself? 🤨 do you want kids to be killed and turned into machines.”#anyway back to trigun. disgust and outrage was (i think) the intended response to All That but you gotta let people play around with#the concept and dynamic. you do not have to understand it and you can continue to dislike it as well#(i certainly do bc i dont feel like it would make narrative sense)#but you cant play judge and jury on someone's entire self based on what they like to imagine#bc guess what. its that same disgust and anger response that is being exploited by right wingers in high power to make ppl support#discrimintory policies#(please believe me on this im hungarian)#anyway. this got too long. love and peace my final message#trigun#trigun stampede
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my roommates evil fuckass lizard gets so so excited whenever i get near its cage and totters over to me as fast as it can and climbs its walls to get as close to my face as possible and then when it gets too close it freaks out and hisses at me. i didnt even do anything YOU were the one who got close to me 😭
#its right next to the rat cage but it FUCKING HATES the rats and wants to eat them so so bad#theres a towel in between them so the lizard cant see them but they pulled the towel through the mesh and chewed a hole in it#and the lizard would actively move so that it could see them through the hole and then get upset and start hissing#i think it knows i’m the rat keeper and thats why it hates me#but im just like why are you trying so hard to look at things you know are going to upset you 😭#but i guess i do that too sometimes so i cant really judge
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i could write a whole autism-filled essay about Ai LAS being extensively BPD-coded but also i fear i'd get rocks thrown at me .
EDIT: ALSO TO BE CLEAR I HAVE BPD I HAVE BPD THIS IS WRITTEN BY A BPD HAVER I FORGOT TO FUCKING ADD THAT LMFAO
#blaire.txt#i do worry people would take it as ''oh you're saying the manipulative toxic character has BPD because she's manipulative and toxic''#which is ABSOLUTELY not true. i do not think she has bpd because she was manipulative and toxic to Yuuna#tbc im not denying she was because i mean what the fuck else do you call lying to someone by saying people were laughing at her and judging#her behind her back when you knew they Were Not Fucking Doing That .#but i hate to say it. i can understand exactly why she behaved the way she did in that scene. i still think that it was Wrong to do#but i know the EXACT string of logic that Ai went through all too well.#and it's NOT just that scene. the entire digital apathy ending is like... very clear about it to me#i could honestly ramble about this for hours i absolutely love this game and Ai so much but. alas.#yuuna also has bpd but i think thats more of a given#with ai it's like. THEY GAVE THE AI PROGRAM BPD . /lh#also another unrelated but still fucking painful (/lh) tangent is the digital apathy ending#and how Ai tackles her experiences of love and nonhumanity. how she's incapable of loving in a ''normal'' ''human'' way#because she isnt and can never be human. at best she's an imitation of a character.#made by a human. but never quite being human. knowing despite Yuuna's clear love for Ai Herself as a Person that its also#directly influenced by her being a facsimile of a character she loves. that she'll never be the same as yuuna because she was never#meant to be like her. feel like her. be human like her. and yet... these emotions. these feelings. that which have been claimed to be human#theyre right in front of her. almost within reach... but she cant love like a human right? she cant have that which she wants.#shes a program. something robotic. idkidk im rambling and maybe im being annoying and fake deep but#im ill forever about her. sorry#because thats just so fucking. augh. it hits so close to home for me for so many reasons. i really adore this motif#of characters whose love is defined by their nonhumanity. it just fucks me up so hard LMFAO#anyways ramble over i just . i have so much to say always LMFAO#... not going to maintag this but it definitely deals with spoilers SO#love angel syndrome spoilers
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Im not even sticking around for the drama that stuff gives me heart diseases im just here to see where this guys gonna lead us and to make fun of him if it ends up bad and ignore it if it was good
#That one tweet the good sir made abt comparing the stories (potential) ending to onk's lifted one of my eyebrows now im intrigued#Ive always had issues with it since I started it lmao#its good at making people think unfortunately theres just 1 too many flaws in how it executes it now were here#Like i said if he really wanted this to nail the landing its should've just been a multiple choice video game / visual novel / whatever#Not only will we get to see the other routes we'll have more things to discuss with eachother#and the fandom is less likely to turn into a political argument twitter esque cesspool#Like i understand why a live big audience like this was chosen; The IRREVERSIBLE Community Voting nails the 'This is what you wanted'#idea home; where all participants who are interested are directly put in the chair of Jury & Judge & even though YOUR idea might seem good#not everyone would agree with it#Like its good on paper but seriously it wouldve worked better if it just focussed on 1 guy per viewing like idk disco Elysium or umineko or#any other well known well thought out ''Your actions & thoughts have consequences'' games#Like you put 10 (/11) characters in the spotlight & youre supposed to figure out everyones deal and judge them correctly#but we cant do that when theres 1. only 3 chances to change the direction of their development / get deeper insight#2. They dont even exist outside of the main attraction which are the mvs#3. They can just die unsatisfyingly without any conclusion to their arcs or explanations if the audience fucks it up badly#Like what are you gonna do when this story finishes? Make it a time loop to give the audience another chance to explore their characters?#Umineko no naku koro ni can be downloaded for free through umineko-project.org or purchased through steam or bought physically from a game-#nillas#vanili powder#i love having hatred in my heart I needed something else to make fun of after Mashima ended EZ like that#I can make fun of episode 8 but im too much of a coward to rlly point things out As Of Now so mlgrm going out in flames woukd be fun#im not saying it Should id love it if a miracle can occur and save its issues thats been there since the premise but yea. I dont think so.#anti milgram
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Did I procrastinate writing by instead sketching how tall!reader would look beside orc!Nanami?

Why yes. Yes I did. (I am not a drawer)
#listen reader has long hair in the drawing because i dont know how to draw backs.#dont judge my drawing skills pls.#i am not a drawer#i am a fool#a fool in love with orc nanami#nanami kento#jjk#anonimusunnoan#anonimuswritings#anonimus drawings????#noni cant draw#nanamin#nanami my love#jjk nanami#orc!nanami#tall!reader#look at hos liddol chesty hairs.#so CUTE#anyway this is the ideal man.#orc#orcman#kento nanami#jujutsu kaisen#nanami x reader#fanfiction#fanart???#nah#oh god om scared to even post this#should orc!nanami have a greenish tint to his skin or would that just make him shrek.#i love shrek too
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🎶 they tried to make me go to rehab and i said PLEASE PLEASE HOLY FUCK I FEEL SO BAD WILL NOBODY HELP ME I CANT STOP WHY DOESNT ANYBODY NOTICE HOW BAD IT IS PLEASE HELP
#IM SUCH A LIGHTWEIGJT NOW AND I FEEL SO STUPID I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE IM FINE I CAN HANDLE IT WHAT'S ONE BEER YOU CAN DO IT YOU LIKE BEER#AND I HAVENT HAD WATER OR EATEN ALL DAY AND IM LIKE WHEEEE I KEPT MY TAB OPEN (DUMBASS) ORDER A SECONS#even a second is too much#i cant stop#like actually i dont know what to do bc i know even if i went to rehab WHICH I CANT AFFORD AND NONE OF MY FAMILY WILL HELP i just would#return to the same shit bc no matter how sober i get i cant stop bc that's how fucking addiction works#and im too scared to tell anyone i actually need help#the people who know i need help are just judging me and watching me fall into this fucking pit#i dont know what to do#im just gonna pass out drunk now#i hate feeling like this it's so fucking humiliating#i dont even like it#and im admitting defeat to WHAT? A LITTLE GLASS OF JUICE? YOURE KIDDING ME#prolific linguistics researcher and author cant stop.. why do we always treat academics like we're the pinnacle of society#im fucking awful man im a schizophrenic with an addiction problem#but im so much more than that! anyone who knows me knows that! but i cant stop#i want to stop#and im trying and then every few months I think ive tried enough and i expect it to go away but that's how the cravings trick you#fuck this man#drugs tw#sobriety update#lessons of the hand and the mouth
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i have got to kill the panopticon in my brain. (continues feeling embarrassed over stuff anyways)
#i gotta just do whatever i want but eurghhhhh its so hard#people will judge regardless… might as well be happy while doing it but……… hrgh#(can you tell im still mulling over posting embarrassing fanart even though i havent even finished it yet)#i dont want my hard work so far to go to waste with only me to look at it. i know for a fact other people would like it but.#ouh i just cant bring myself to do it#also probably doesnt help that i have a lot more followers than i used to. like im glad my art gets more eyes on it.#but that also means everything gets more eyes on it lol#i like being anonymous but like. ive got my mutuals and my actual cousin following me and its like. ok im being watched (not really)#….. maybe i should just make that sideblog after all#then no one will have to know its me and i can be anonymous. and just continue posting slightly more normal stuff here#i mean either way i should learn to kill the panopticon in my brain. but at the same time my main blog just feels a little too scary for#some stuff lol#at least on a sideblog its attached to a different name and no one will know its me. unless they recognize my art style. but at that point-#- its basically just the devils sacrament stuff anyways so like
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to me, all my muses here are princes, just that some sometimes they forget it -coughs- gilly -coughs- romano -coughs- f.eliciano -coughs-
#;ooc#ooc#theres a thread some balance reslly thinly over- like it.aly#HE IS PRINCELY IN HIS OWN WAY YES! but sometimes he also cant read the room#but he is very charming and genuine so he gets points back#or then theres k.iku; polite prince ; gentle strong but also a bit shy#i feel like he would never loose his prince-like trait; he sparkles on his own#f.inland is like a fairy tale type of prince; like from a shoujo manga#he is thst optimist coworker thta always helps you look at the bright side and hype you up; sunflower shaped#r.omano is the spoiled prince type; but it also depends bc with ladies he is def much more gentlemanly; with men its like; get over yoursel#still a bit prickly on the sides like hedgehog ince u start getting closer but he doesnt loose his moments#g.illy is arrogant prince; a special type of tsundere where its more lime a DENSE tsundere#england is always concerned about his gentleman qualities; ✋its very important to him#but he is a bit of a loner so you dont often see that side#it doesnt help either that the msjority of people he talks to get on his NERVES#also far more considerate and gentle with women; with men hes already lifting a brow (used to dealing with the other countries behing unhin#unhinged#HE MIGHT;; because he is a 'gentleman' give you the benefit of the doubt but thats i t#he is going to be judging u ✍️#also apologies for the typos and horrible redaction; my phone doesmt tend to corrrect typos and its nogjt time oof#but i hope the general gist can be conveyed#what i mean is... basically if all of them were in an o.tome game; that would be a disaster#AEIOEIEOERPRITOERIOY#i would talk about the rest but for now this is it#i love chivalry and gentlemanly traits its just too sweet to me; like in fairy tales; in that regards i mean#its like in my f.go blog; those guys are like princes to me...#u cant look at c.onstantine and say he doesnt look gentle and warm- or a.rjuna with his (canon actually) princely attitude#spain is so gentle and warm and friendly; its like;; if he were a prince; he would be so down to earth u wouldnt feel shy to talk to him#hes a literal sunflower i love him#he is funny and spontaneous and he would have way too many acts of love to just pick one
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as a high femme lesbian myself i know im absolutely biased but ningguang is absolutely everything i could ever want in a high femme character. powerful beautiful elegant manipulative indirect courteous morally dubious control freak and completely unattainable (to men anyway). she has similarities with the archetype of a scheming princess from a baihe novel but shes literally the president of fantasy china i love her so much i cant believe shes a character from the game genshin impact
#beidou is so whipped but i cant judge bc i would be whipped too and im very much femme4butch exclusively#ningguangs just the kind of woman who tells you to jump off a cliff and you simply have no choice but to do as she says#ningguang#genshinposting
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this is so embaressing but i came home and just sat on my bed and cried im so happy
#going thru the worst of it as a kid when i staryed listening to them and getting to see them i know 7 yr old dean would be so happy#its so dumb but i felt so fucking alone and every adult failded me the cops failed me my mom and dad failed me the judge failed me#idk what im going on about but i feels like im finally able to do the things i want and to enjoy life#little dean dozent have to suffer anymore#luna getting me these tickevts too i cant even get into i love her s0 much ill go on for too long#we truly will carry on
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Currently thinking about the last time I met up with my college friends, and we went around the table reintroducing ourselves with names and pronouns, cus it gets like that. And every time it would come around to me, I would deflect and distract instead of answering because I hadn't actually figured it out yet. It's coming up on a year since then, I still have no idea what the answer would be
#Queer gang#it was literally this time last year cus it was the last time i went home for winter break that i saw them all#i panicked and got distracted the first time i was supposed to introduce myself despite the fact theyre the last people who would judge#but were a bunch of very easily distracted fckers so it wasnt even that noticeable that i hadnt answered at first#but then one of them realised id never actually introduced myself and i cant even remember how i changed the topic#but someone would always realise in the middle of someones story so id just redirect the attention to what we were already discussing#to buy myself time to think but i never actually came up with an answer and im stuck on a coach rn so my brain has all this time to think#and im just. its been a year since that incident its been several years since i started to think maybe my gender didnt entirely fit#but every time i try to figure it out like a puzzle like i did with my sexuality the first time i realise i dont really have an answer#its not that i feel that something else would fit better and i cant figure out why it doesnt feel right in the first place#is it because i was raised hyperfeminine despite growing up predominantly around brothers?#is it because tradition gender roles dont fit anyway when yoyre queer because so much of gender is tangled up in sexuality?#is it because im taking too much of a theoretical/whatever approach to it when i know gender is predominantly a social construct?#is it because its just not that deep and i dont care? or do i care and i just havent figured it out yet? idk
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Assad Zaman/Armand from IWTV as Kabru. I haven't seen IWTV outside of gifs but I feel like I'm right. Like he would have the whole menacing vibes thing but I think he could also pull off being baby he's a very good actor in the gifs
#the guy who does lestat is a bit too cunty for Laios tho we need someone with dorkier vibes#and the guy who does louis is just so intense but not in the right way you feel me#armand is controlled. louis is like a river you cant hold him in#again. judging from the gifs#i cant think of a good laios tbh it would be cool to get some completely new face for the toudens i think#people whose vibes you dont really know
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sometimes i wonder what the fucking point is
#if no matter where i go i get judged#and people laugh at me behind my back#and i guess i just need to not be so fucking sensative#but i cant help it#they didnt even say anything to me but i know what they think of me an d it gets to me#and the worst part is the knowing but not knowing#knowing that theyre snickering at you'#but not really knowing if youre not just reading too much into it#i honestly wish they were just outright about it#it would be easier for me#because my gut is telling me#and i heard them muttering my name#and i hagte it haate it hate i already want to drop this class and i feel so fuckonmg stupid#whatever#no one wants to speak to me. not really. he decided to talk to me because it would be entertaining#i just feel like shit no matter what the situation is i hatehtis#whagt am i supposed to do#college was supposed to be different.#sometimes i just want to stop trying#vent /
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