#i’m just speaking my truth

[person4924]

i’m watching aerodynamics of gender rn and the troy barnes i know would not let jeff jump on the trampoline for an hour and just stand there. he would set a timer or count down and make jeff get off like a small child. he would throw a fit.

[tamaxinof]

I am a lesbian but the things I would let this man do to me are too much for the general public

[clown-cult]

Every now and then I get a little bit chaotic.

[catastrxblues]

i love ao3 but tumblr fanfics just hit different 😩😩

[pucksandpower]

“Dude, who’s the hottest F1 driver?”

“Obviously, it’s Charles Leclerc. But there’s-”

“That’s such a basic fucking bitch answer.”

“All right, you want a real answer?”

“Yes!”

“Max Verstappen specifically when he’s all hot and sweaty after a race. Look it up.”

[yourlocalabomination]

“Aside from TGWDLM (and a brief BF cameo), Ted Spankoffski has long hair and we as a fandom need to represent that more often within our fanworks, ” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“They’re right,” he says. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 5th row stands: Joey Richter himself, with long hair.

[insignificant457]

There is a nebulous jordie lives au which lives entirely in my head in which jordie recovers from the plague while Kaz is still sick. He gets up to find them food and water only to return and discover Kaz is nowhere to be found. Still recovering from the fever, he searches the barrel for days before he finally sees Kaz wandering down the staves in a sort of fugue state, soaked to the bone with a haunted look in his eyes.

Kaz won’t tell him what happened, but jordie knows it’s bad because his baby brother flinches every time he touches him, and soon enough he’s started wearing gloves, even in the height of summer.

Soon, they discover kazs gift for cards, and it keeps them fed and clothed, if not much else. Kaz is angry at jordie for losing the money, refuses to let him make any decisions. Jordie is beholden to his angry traumatized little brother because he can’t deny that he failed them the first time around.

Kaz is offered a place in his pick of the gangs, but the only one willing to take both him and his tag along older brother is the dregs. Jordie dies a little bit inside when they join up, when they take the tattoo side by side, but he’s not sure they’ll survive another winter on the streets.

And the plot of SoC generally goes on from there. Jordie tags along on the ice court, he and Jesper test kazs patience at every turn, he’s constantly offering unsolicited annoying older brother advice about Inej.

This lends itself to a really interesting exploration of Kaz and jordies relationship, what holds brothers together in the face of incredible trauma, the skewed power dynamic of Kaz becoming the breadwinner for them both at the age of nine, etc etc. But mostly, this au is a vessel for the sailing of the ultimate crack ship, which is of course, jordie/alys Van Eck.

[mens-rights-activia]

Taylor swift’s entire musical career is living proof that music doesn’t have to be good, just catchy

[lexluthorbutnotbald]

I’m sorry, but when Mr. E Edward Grey says-

“Listen to me, you’re a big girl, you can get a much bigger voice out of that tiny… throat of yours …”

🫦

Your right Sir, I will speak up ☺️

James Spader, the man that you are 🤭 

I’m Seated, Sir.

[stealingyourbones]

Gotta love when folks write Superman incredibly anti-clone even though he had good reason in the beginning to Not Like Superboy (HES A WINDOW INTO WHAT CLARK WOULD HAVE BEEN WITHOUT THE KENTS) and decide that forever on he’ll be spiteful towards clones even though he literally Does Not Care if you’re a clone unless you’re Superboy.

[mioakem]

why r bridgerton fans physically incapable of using literary context clues. the reason why benedict told paul that he had no hobbies was not bc the show runners forgot he was a painter but rather because he literally quit painting after finding out that anthony paid for his school. he thought he wasn’t good enough and was embarrassed to say that he was a painter. like r u guys just being dense on purpose or r u genuinely just dumb????

[jeanmoreaue]

i am going to sound deranged but does anyone remember Nora answering a question about how the ravens celebrated halloween… with something unhinged and Jean-related.. did i hallucinate this

[the-woman-upstairs]

It’s just…so painful to watch Armand readily submit in order to obtain the love he so desperately craves. And while it’s most assuredly a manipulative tactic, it’s still one borne out of fear and desperation. He cannot lose this person he’s come to love and so will become whatever they want, do whatever they want just so they’ll stay with him. But it won’t be enough. No matter how much he acquiesces or seeks to control (himself, others, the environment), he won’t be able to make Louis stay with him in the perfect life, perfect self he built in the hopes of finally being loved. It will all crumble with Armand left alone in the rubble of what he created, the author of his own abandonment.

[strangely-renee]

I am convinced that the Dan saying “open can” to the toilet story definitely happened in the en suite to their shared bedroom. They mentioned it was upstairs, it was probably first thing in the morning which is how Dan made the mistake and Phil heard it which means he was close by, aka in their bed across the room.

[sucker-for-emily-prentiss]

All the ‘Emily has a sister’ drama has me thinking about Emily’s family tree and especially her father. In my mind he is most likely dead, because given Elizabeth’s status as a diplomat, an influential person who is rather known to the world (again in my mind) a divorce - that would most likely be messy given that he is never mentioned by neither Emily nor her mother - would have made a fuss. As would him abandoning them. So wouldn’t we have heard something? Wouldn’t anyone from Emily’s past just drop a hint about it? And most importantly, wouldn’t Jade or another unsub use it against it to get in her head (like Mr. Scratch, Ian Doyle, Voit) ? I am full of question and I shall be restless till I get my answers.

[shima-draws]

What the FUCK Furina’s backstory is so fucking sad??? The absolute TORTURE she’s been through. Shit dude,