#i’m not fat either

[femmeaffairs]

got called “tiny and transportable” today, when i tell you my size kink was raging. transport me to the bed please. show me exactly how bigger you are, and watch me take you anyway bcus i’m not a quitter

[girlrindou]

i love kmg rindou but im scared to draw him cuz his big ass head pisses me off LMAAOO

[kr1arton]

Hannibal and Will side-profiles I did for art class

[donnieisaprettyboy]

hot weather is the enemy how am I supposed to wear my emotional support crewneck + binder + collared shirt + beanie + pants + tall socks when it’s 80° 😔

[rosicheeks]

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[rustyreveries]

decided to torture myself a bit and attempted to doodle canon sal. never doing this again

is this what the people want. boring ass green twink /lh

[foldingfittedsheets]

I’m in chicken hell. I agreed to watch my moms birds while she gallivants for the month of December. I’m disabled but she said it would just be a matter of filling tubs of food.

It’s. Awful. We had chickens growing up. They had a big run, with a large insulated indoor coop, heat lamps, and table scraps. They got grain and water and had room to forage for bugs and plants.

But her current coop is a fucking nightmare. It’s a wire mesh cage with a roof, plastic along the sides, and a foot deep floor of filthy shit and straw to stand on. Their water was fully clogged with said straw, and one of the chickens was just dragging a lame foot around the first time I came to check on them.

I was distressed about the injured chicken but my mom said she just hasn’t had time to deal with it since it hatched. The chicken is a year old at least. There’s like six or seven chickens being kept in what I generously suppose to be 5x5 space for the month my parents are gone.

Today I was at my breaking point. I wanted to at least give them fresh water since they’re casually confined to a closet. All the hoses are completely disconnected and scattered wildly around with no clear hook up. There’s a gigantic green bucket full of water that I can’t feasibly do anything with.

When I called my mom indicated that I was being ridiculous and hysterical about it as they’re just chickens. But I could lay down straw if I wanted and use the green bucket for water. I had to explain that no, I’m not physically able to do either of those things. She said she’d call a neighbor to do it.

I went rogue and let them out to browse in an area they’re not supposed to be in for as long as I had energy to stand watch then regretfully hustled them back into their wretched coop.

[mightymizora]

“Aw she looks like she gives good hugs!”

“Oh she’s so cute I want to pinch her cheeks!”

Hey maybe she’s gonna push you to the ground and spit in your mouth, how’s about that

[tenderanarchist]

Someone tell me why last semester me signed up for a Monday class that ends at 9pm and a Tuesday class that starts at 9am. Oh god

[daincrediblegg]

Tired of people saying “oh look at my old man😍” and the picture they attach is some buff anime dude with grey hair grow up

[saintlesbian]

hm. having a mini gender crisis in the middle of my shift again

[inkbagel]

I need people to stop drawing Zelda as this weird helpless skinny girl. Yall…. She has muscles….

She’s more ripped than link even. This annoys me so much SHE HAS MUSCLES I’m so sick of ppl drawing her as a twig.

“Women’s bodies are different and hard to draw blah blah more mysoginistic crap” literally learn how to draw. It’s not hard. Trace over the images to learn the shapes. Stop drawing just skinny ppl and grow a backbone for crying out loud.

[lionblaze03-2]

sometimes I think about writing and singing music not because I’m an incredible singer but because no one has my fucking voice, especially in popular music, and its disheartening to be born a girl, told you’ll only get girl roles or try to voice match other girls, or ‘sing with the girls’ and then only be able to match male voices because you’re a fuckin tenor and not anything higher. I can’t think of any girl Broadway roles I can hit all the notes on. Most songs I love I have to pitch down for myself or use falsetto for singing along to. It bothers me a lot less now because I’m an adult who’s more secure in myself but as a teen in kids musical theatre it FUCKED with me, BAD style. And I know for a fact that even now when I hear people with a voice like mine singing I get excited and immediately invested in their work because they’re like ME, finally, for once. A brother in this world of being afab and having the voice of a recently pubescent boy forever. Maybe I should be that brother too.

[paranormeow7]

steaming hot take but there are just some things self diagnosed people just can’t talk over professionally diagnosed people about

[goldensunset]

gonna write an autobiography called ‘i’m not a vegetarian i just think you’re a bad cook’

[fefairys]

maybe it’s just wishful thinking but it kind of sort of a little bit seemed like i was making the butch at the oil change place a little flustered???? huge if true