#i’m still so mad that i’m laughing

[bi-octavius]

Who had ‘Tim Allen stars in arguably one of the cringiest and most poorly-written sequels to a beloved Christmas movie franchise you’ve ever had the misfortune to watch that it makes The Santa Clause 3 look like a fucking masterpiece’ on their bingo card

[safirefire]

if we don’t get a cassian redemption/return to his acowar personality nessian would fit a Kevin Can F**k Himself AU so well it’s a take on sitcoms where the bumbling husband makes fun of his nagging wife constantly and it’s played off for laughs but as soon as he leaves the room the tone shifts to a drama because the wife has to deal with the fallout of everything

[pixlokita]

I feel so bad when my friends are venting and they say the funniest insults and I can’t stop laughing and have to take a moment before going back to comforting them

[fakeoutbf]

five stages of grief but it’s five stages of social anxiety

[hawkeyeslaughter]

it would be SOO funny if i got turned to being a bj liker on this rewatch because growing up i always had to listen to my mother ( trapgirl ) complain about how she couldn’t stand bj but my grandmother LOVED him and this was always a sore point of debate .

[angelnumber27]

*he spilled my cup of paint water all over everything idk why I said he spilled watercolors I just woke up girls

I literally walked away for two minutes tops to make coffee and came back to his ass sitting on this water color palette and my painting open after spilling my watercolor water all over it

Look at that face. He knows he did something wrong hahahha

[sexynetra]

You all moved on but I stayed here

[sadnessisavegetable]

I’M ALIVE. I have admittedly been stewing over an idea for a comic for a few days where Zant is in his dreamscape and having his moment of cussing out a light deity and I got it together well enough to post it tonight! (It is literally 10:45 pm where I am as I post, and I am still not wearing my pjs)

This is, admittedly, mostly Zant and Hylia having a confrontation because Hylia tried to show up in Ghirahim’s dreams for the rare occasion he does sleep and Zant somehow intercepted. Though it is ghirazant because I say so.

(She means that She’s upset about Ghirahim being the first connection Zant made to Her name)

Zant got rather ballsy with Her also because he was mad, so he pulled the waking up as a power move against Her because She can’t force a creature of shadow to bow down before Her in his own dreamscape.

(And Ghirahim is sleeping soundly for the first time in hundreds, if not thousands, of years here, look at him!!!)

[shiningstarr15]

I love how “Gregory has PTSD” is an official tag on ao3, but “Vanessa has PTSD” is not…

[ask-lts]

Yo laugh! Wanna go on a killing spree with me? I'm planning on heading to the local orphanage.

[ please read the tags :( ]

“Just because I’ve tried to kill Player once or twice doesn’t mean I’m insane!? I’ve changed ya creep..”

[redhead-batgal]

My Friend (who is a fellow Jason Todd simp): You’re a daddy issues girl cuz you’re attracted to Jason Todd

Me: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU SAY THAT TO ME

My Friend: It’s true

Me: I know, that why I’m mad. HOW DARE YOU????

[ssreeder]

Seeing you interact with Hella1975 or seeing her interact with you is very silly to me because in my head you both are like really popular humble niche internet celebrities for the same reason but also completely separated from each other so the idea of y’all knowing about each others existence is like the most insane crossover ever.

@hella1975 is an internet celebrity

I’m some random person with an iPad.

We are not the same… but i am honored to know her!! She is awesome & one of the nicest people I’ve interacted with so it’s really cool to have any kind of insane crossover with her!

*waves*

HI HELLA

YOU’RE AMAZING & I SWEAR IM GOING TO READ TAMS SOON AND ITS GOING TO CHANGE MY LIFE AHHHHH IM SCARED AND EXCITED!!!!! I’ll yell at you kindly the moment I do

[carpthecarp]

I need to talk about my robins

[dancing-with-stars]

guys. guys !!!!

[thelovelybitten]

“Why? What’s the point of living when the only girl I’ll ever love is gone?”

“No dude, i feel worse.”

“Dude, i don’t have time to start over with other girls. I’m nine years old, dude. If i don’t work things out with Wendy, I could be alone my whole life.”

“I can’t let Wendy go. This whole time, I’ve been having my friends do all the talking for me. It’s time i took control.”

“Tell her i love her.”

“I can’t believe it. She’s in love with someone else.”

“There’s nothing else i can do. She was my whole life.”

And antis really think Stan doesn’t care about Wendy. Weird.

[icterid-rubus]

My dad just gave me an early birthday present. He’d taken all of my sketchbooks, from the earliest years to college, scanned them, and created a slide show that he put on for everyone to watch together.

All I could do was sit there in abject horror as he—essentially—displayed my life’s diary entries on the big screen for everyone to consume.

He’s so proud of it and I can’t even tell him how incredibly violated I feel.