#i'm an uncultured swine

[masked-alien-lesbian]

Yeeessss...give me all the victorian (edwardian?) sapphics!

[freetheshit-outofyou]

Took a night out with my Bride to see one of her favorite groups, although the music is not my bag they rocked the shit out of Reno last night. Whiskey Myers (Texas) and Read Southall Band (Oklahoma) out on a good show. Whiskey Myers slams hard, I've got to given them that.

[xxmoonduskxx]

Cool. Interesting. Magnificent

Raggedy Ann&Andy a Musical Adventure opinion? Have you seen It?

I haven't seen it sadly 😔😔

[louisecaldin]

So my partner made me listen to the USA national hymn, and I realised that yeah I knew this music but I was sooo sure it was a christian Christmas song 😭😭😭

[psqqa]

okay but if we’re going to go with theatre major phoenix we need to go full fucking theatre major phoenix

like he shows up in germany the first time like “if there’s time for it i’d love to catch a show while i’m here, germany has such a vibrant theatre scene”.

and edgeworth's like “absolutely we can make that happen, i believe there’s a major schiller production running at the moment and it should have english surtitles”.

and phoenix is like “oh yeah no i’m sure it’s really solid but actually there’s a shakespeare production i’m interested in”.

edgeworth is like “okay odd choice for someone supposedly interested in the german theatre scene, but yeah who can say no to shakespeare". but they get there and it turns out it's this like peak weird experimental avant-garde german theatre production of coriolanus that’s set in a bdsm club. for like four hours edgeworth keeps looking over at phoenix like “what in the actual fuck is happening right now right now” but no matter what is happening onstage, phoenix just keeps watching it intently, finger pressed to his lips, the same pensive furrow to his brow that he gets in court when listening to testimony.

but afterwards when they're sipping their after-show aftercare tea in the lobby phoenix is waving his arms all over the place as he's like “SUCH an effective use of consent! the way they just continually wove it into everything. the almost brechtian emersion it created. the way it laid bare the underlying themes around consent of the governed. and then tying that in with the obvious angle of the performative masculinity of militarism and an audience that demands to be played to, and drawing the comparison between that and both bdsm AND theatre itself. an obvious comparison of course, but SO well done! just wow!"

and edgeworth who still hasn't quite managed to process anything beyond that first moment when coriolanus walked onstage in full leather daddy get-up and has a white-knuckled death grip on the after-show aftercare blanket wrapped around his shoulders just nods weakly and croaks out a vague “i'm glad you enjoyed it”

like he's gotta be into weird and experimental theatre. he can't have been a theatre major and NOT be into weird and experimental theatre. sure he'll go see the schiller production and enjoy it, but bdsm coriolanus is what gets his Theatre Kid blood pumping, y'know.

[meyerlansky]

went to the met today! some of my faves from the Sleeping Beauties exhibit 💃

[theverakeller]

logging in for the first time in a minute to just let you all know that i'm over here listening (crying) to billie eilish's 'birds of a feather' and on my like 345th listen i was IMMEDIATELY struck with andy/eddie feelings when hearing"i knew you in another life, you had that same look in your eyes"

BECAUSE WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF A REINCARNATION FIC OF ANDY AND EDDIE BEFORE. LIKE HELLO, WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY BRAIN. THEY ARE THE PERFECT CANDIDATES.

like i know someone has written a reincarnation/soulmate au for those two bc why the hell wouldn't someone

WAIT this song is just them bc what do you mean that billie didn't write "it might not be long but baby i'll love you TIL THE DAY THAT I DIE !!!! TIL THE LIGHT LEAVES MY EYES!!!!!!' SPEFICIALLY for andy and eddie??? bc i think she did.

holy crapface am i in my andyeddie feelings rn i'm NOT OKAY???

[saints-who-never-existed]

Okay, I finally bit the bullet and just in time, no less - ticket for the very last performance of sweet Dwalms's London play officially purchased!

[strwbrypoptart]

Bought t-shirts saying "It's raining them" and "Brick first" at pride and used ASL to sign "thank you" when I said it in verbal english to those running the vendor tent and the two vendors both responded in both ASL and verbal english saying "thank you" in return and I REALLY think we should normalize using sign language whenever possible my dudes

[saienby]

[la-cocotte-de-paris]

41 for the asks. I know you like iced coffee but what’s in your coffee?

i usually like mocha :P iced mocha? no wonder i have the shakes after drinking one... -_-"

weirder asks

[deermouth]

what's up with every character in the silt verses drinking schnapps. i think i can count on one hand the times i've had schnapps anywhere. is it a british thing.

[wiccawrites]

(pls assume kitties are 1 cat & pic is a composite of multiple timestamps lol)

*record scratch*

*freeze frame*

yep, that's me. you're probably wondering how a werewolf ended up as a fucking kitten chewing on the sleeve of the asshole who got them into this mess. it all started when this shitty vampire in his ugly ombre red suit trespassed into our pack's territory while on the run from witches.

fucking witches, man.

((idk where this is going I just like the idea of spiteful kitten!Porsche making vampire!Kinn's life a living hell 😂))

[theblehthatbloos]

I'm going rabid right now, someone please freaking help me.

I've been trying to find a reaction image for the whole hour to no avail. The two people that I've explained this to have no idea what I'm talking about and said I'm insane.

I'm looking for the picture where a rat(mouse?) person says "Hey, you're funny." and sits on a rabbit person's lap. There on a couch and it's done as, like, a comic?

This thing:

Please help me

[thefixeraa]

I am almost an hour into my shift at work and I already want to leave 🫠