#i'm gonna pin this post

[illiana-mystery]

iliana-mystery story masterlist

Dafoeverse Characters

Gas (eXistenZ)

Faulty Spark Plugs

John Geiger (Speed 2: Cruise Control)

Prisoner of Love

Standing Ovation

Edward Blackridge (A Family Man)

Sugar Baby

Playing House

Mac, Mom, and Me

Max Schreck (Shadow of the Vampire)

The Vampire's Jewel

Alan Ward (Mississippi Burning)

Ease My Mind

Jumping the Broom

Bobby Hicks (The Florida Project)

He Won't Hurt You

One Thumb Down

Sergeant Elias Grodin (Platoon)

Reunited

Norman Osborn (Spider-Man)

Make a Wish

Cloud 9

Chasing Foxy

Saltzburg Keitel (Asteroid City)

Space Oddity

J.G. Jopling, Esq. (The Grand Budapest Hotel)

The Art of Seduction

Lionel Pembrooke (Saving Norman)

Delivery for Mr. Pembrooke

Lionel "Elvis" Cormac (Daybreakers)

Bloodlust

Jeffrey Hunt (The Hitch-Hiker)

Devotion

Bud Carter (Bad Country)

Love and Beignets

Axel Heyst (Victory)

Break of Dawn

Leonhard Seppala (Togo)

Snow Angel

Rolfe Whitehouse (Affliction)

Light Rayne

Wolf Jackson (Beetlejuice Beetlejuice)

Hot and Cold

Sweet and Sour

Father Gabrjel Andrysiak (Edges of the Lord)

Reverence

Johnny Harte (Roadhouse 66)

California or Bust

Commander Virgil Cole (Flight of the Intruder)

Coffee Talk

Clem Hoatley (Nightmare Alley)

Eye of the Beholder

Raven Shaddock (Streets of Fire)

Mirage

Joe Cribbens (Dead for a Dollar)

The Showgirl (Crossover with Silas McCall)

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Molinaverse Characters

Alden Bertanelli (OC)

Bibliophilia

After Office Hours 

Jealousy

Doc Ock (Spider-Man)

Buzzed 

Closing Time

Experimentation

Otto, Actually

Ring Around the Rosie

Jolly Ol' Saint Otto

Take Me to the Galaxy

Scientifically Accurate Angel

Oliver Syme (American Friends)

Break of Dawn

Dr. Harding Hooten (Monday Mornings)

Cycle of Care

Jim Bussey (The Water Man)

Memories of Autumn

Maxim Horvath (The Sorcerer's Apprentice)

Whisper

Dr. Edelweiss (Angie Tribeca)

That's My Jam!

Detective Edelweiss

The Sweetest Taboo

Denis Brabant (Scorpion Spring)

Spanish Lessons

The Italian (Drowning on the Shallow End)

The Blind Date

Terry Berman (We'll Never Have Paris)

Rose-Colored Glasses

Silas McCall (ROAR)

Collateral

Poison Oak (Batman Fanon)

Powerless

Harry Greaves (Trust Me)

Makeup Session

Sir Aubrey Fields (Frankenstein...)

The Actor's Trunk

Sgt. Stephen Dunlop (The Little Traitor)

Welcome Home

Sergei Mikhajlovich Andreyev (Letter to Brezhnev)

Chicken!

Ricardo Morales (Law and Order Los Angeles)

Sex on the Beach

Titorelli Imbroglione (The Trial)

Busted

Tulio Marroquín (A Further Gesture)

A Kind Gesture

Tadeusz Melnik (A Very Polish Practice)

Covert Affairs

Mike Hubble (Boon)

The Roommate

Standing Ovation

Sir Alistair Touchstone (As You Like It)

The Runaway Bride

Leland Drury & Manuel Aringarosa (White Fang 2 and The Da Vinci Code)

Can't Hide Lust

This list is subject to change and most projects will be updated and finished at a later date.

[lyxchen]

Hello my all beloved besties!!!!

I wanted to say that I now have a Redbubble so if anyone ever wanted to have a sticker of my art or something like this you can buy that there :3

It's called Lyxchen-Arts05 and here is the link

If anyone wants me to add one of my other drawings that aren't on there as a design, then they can tell me☆

(Also if anyone actually does buy something from there please tell or show me because that would literally be So Cool!!!!♡)

[jellobody]

[knaccblog]

Rescuing Aziraphale isn't what makes Crowley happy, not really. He doesn't want him to be in danger in the first place. He wants him safe. He wants him happy.

But he does like having an excuse to take care of him, to protect him, to dote on him in a way that's safe, acceptable and would be honestly illogical to turn away. Like Crowley walks into that church, burning his feet all the way and Aziraphale nearly shoos him away? (Because of the fight all those years ago, because he must be in league with these Nazis) But Aziraphale is in actual, real danger of being discorporated, of being sent back to heaven for who knows how long, so how can he actually reject Crowley's offer to protect him, right?

So every time Crowley does this, the whole "gallant knight swooping in to save Aziraphale from his own follies" thing, it's basically completely irrejectable, safe love Crowley can offer up to Aziraphale with no fear of rejection or overstepping the invisible line between them. Aziraphale can say "you go too fast for me, Crowley" a hundred times in so many varied ways and Crowley accepts this but he's never going to reject Crowley's love when it comes to him as a hand pulling him free of oblivion. That's what Crowley likes. Being able to love Aziraphale in a way that he knows will never be rejected.

[cozylittleartblog]

someone on aliexpress stole my wheatley pin too :( look at how they massacred my boy.... why the fuck does he look like that....

it's the portal fandom's turn: please please please do not buy pins on chinese websites like wish, temu, aliexpress, shein, etc. they are all traced and stolen from small artists like me, and way worse and uglier than the originals.

[sky-kiss]

Pinned Post: Guess I Should Make One

I mean, it's a Trash House. But I probably shouldn't have just like...a bunch of loose fic just rolling around the blog. I'm going to try and keep this updated but. I mean. You and I both know I won't.

Long Fic:

Sex, Death & the Infinite Void - Chapter 1 - Sky_kiss - Baldur's Gate (Video Games) [Archive of Our Own]

My ongoing fic, focused on Raphael's attempted conquest of the Hells. Things have not gone as smoothly as anticipated. He comes to the Dark Urge after death and makes a deal. Team Theater Kid does its best to navigate deals with Archdevils, start a cult, Joi's father manifesting in her life. Etc.

I Don't Think About You Anymore (But I Don't Think About You Any Less) - Chapter 1 - Sky_kiss - Baldur's Gate (Video Games) [Archive of Our Own]

Ok, it's not long. A two-part fic in a sad times AU, where Raphael offered a Dark Urge a place as his consort. She refuses him. They have a terrible relationship (it gets better?)

Hell In Your Eyes - Sky_kiss - Baldur's Gate (Video Games) [Archive of Our Own]

Raphael has a bad dream. He wants to feel in control again. So, he bangs his duchess. That's it. That's the fic. I lied. This is now a smut compilation fic.

Second Nature to Me Now - Chapter 1 - Sky_kiss - Baldur's Gate (Video Games) [Archive of Our Own]

This is an unholy amalgamation of Baldur's Gate and My Fair Lady. No. I will not answer any questions.

A Helping Hand - Sky_kiss - Baldur's Gate [Archive of Our Own]

Haarlep/F!Tav/Ascended Fiend Raphael have a good time.

Raphael x Tav Tumblr Asks Fics: (Under the Cut. TOO MANY)

Oh, god. Why didn't I NAME any of these. The titles get unhinged:

Angry Raphael Doing Torture

Raphael Speaking Infernal to Tav is Sexy

Tav is a Moron Who Signed a Contract Without Reading It

Bathing Raphael

Tav Accepts Raphael's Offer to Go to Hell (But in a Hot Way?)

Raphael Dancing with Tav

Tav is in Danger, Raphael Saves Her

Tav Snoops Around the Devil's Den (Raph is Right There, Idiot)

Raphael Attempts A Love Confession (Local Devil Crashes/Burns)

Softer Raphael? I Think This One Involves Cuddles

Word Prompts: Love & Worth

Raphael x Haarlep: Haarlep Teaches Raph a Lesson

Raph X Tav: Sex in Front of Mirror

Raphael Get Mugged (But Not Killed!) in his OWN HOUSE

Local Devil Publicly Shamed, Emergency Contact Still His Ex

Local Devil Exploits Idiot BFF's Propensity for Dying

Devil's Boyfriend Asks Out Devil's Idiot Crush; Is Only Sane Person

Local Devil Too Lazy to Shave Himself, But Also Sexy/Shirtless

Local Devil Partners and Terrible Drow Bitch About Parents

Reader Makes Very Bad Choices with Local Ascended Fiend

Local Devil Gets a Treat (Smut)

Local Devil Reminds You He Is Not for Cuddles (He Is)

Local Devil Sandwich Local Idiot (But Cute)

Coffee Shop AU: Friends Attempt to Help Local Idiot Date Hot Man

Coffee Shop AU 2: Friends Takes Matters Into Own Hands Due to Growing Disgust and Repulsion with Local Idiot and Hot Man

Local Devil Masquerades as Priest; Local Idiot Fooled

Local Devil and Local Idiot Just Kinda Grind on Each Other?

Local Devil and Local Idiot Throwdown in Hell

Local Idiot Tries to Rob Local Devils, Is Shocked by Repercussions

Coffee Shop AU 3: Local Idiot and Hot Man Flirt After Date

Coffee Shop AU 4: Just Some Shower Cuddles

Local Idiots Saves Local Devil's Lives: Is a Threesome Currency?

Coffee Shop AU 5: Snowday

Ascended Fiend Raphael Smut

Local Devil Is Kind of Nice for Once, Offers Bath

Local Devil is Truly Over the Local Idiot's Stupidity

Raphael Solo Sexy-Time

Reader Get Wrecked By Local Devils

Local Devil is Feeling Soft for Local Idiot

Local Idiot is so Dumb She Causes Local Devil Psychic Damage

Local Devil naps on Local Idiot

Reader is Hunted by Haarlep and Ascended Fiend Raphael

Local Devil Horrified by Own Child

Local Devil Not Dead, Gets Some Horrible Revenge via Local Idiot

Huge Devil Creatures Gives Cuddles

Local Devil Really Badly Burned (But not Dead!)

Local Devil Mistaken for Tiefling (Exhausted)

Things go Very Badly for Local Idiot

Local Devil Catches a Cold

Local Devil Introduces Local Idiot To Devil Father. It's bad

Asmodeus x Baalphegor

Local Idiot Kills Devil Crush, Consults Major Devil Hottie for Help

Local Idiot has Pissed Off Local Devil, Relationship in Shambles

Local Devil Transforms Nude

Local Devil has Beautiful Hands

Coffeehouse AU: Office Hours

Local Devils go "Fishing"

Local Idiot Helps Bloody Naked Local Devil to Take a Bath

Dadphael: His Kids are Thieves

Local Idiots Gets Absolutely Destroyed by Local Devils

Local Devils are Genuinely Awful: Bad Ending

Local Demon Seduces Local Idiot

Raphael x F!Tav: Corruption Smutlet

Raphael x F!Tav: War

CoffeShop Au Part Whatever: It's Snowy or Rainy and they Cuddle

Raphael and an Angel Play Chess or Something

Raphael is really too old to be drinking milk but here we are

Doll!Tav Get Their World Rocked By Raph/Haarlep

Local Devil "Comforts" a Sad/Tired Tav

Raphael and Haarlep Wreck Local Idiot

Modern AU Snippet Channeling some House of Usher

Haarlep and Raphael have some Bath Fun

Raphael and Tav have a Kissy in Honor of Kissy Day

Raphael is not dead (but is pissed off)

Raphael is too good for sex but is still going bang you

Early Raphael/Haarlep

Raphael Lingers in Bed and has big cat energy

Post post post canon Raphael GETS THE BIG WIN

Raphael & Jaheira have a catty conversation

Random Crap (Headcanons & Stuff) & Other People's DOPE ART:

Raph x Joi: Dirty Headcanons

Joi Looks Like This

Timeskip Raphael (SHAHS, YOU QUEEN)

Raphael & Joi Shopping (Please Note the Brooch)

Simply Drew a Gorgeous Joi (Thank you!)

Simply Drew Raphael and Raphael

Commission of Duchess Joi!

Simply Drew The Cutest Raph/Joi I've Ever Seen, Go, Gaze Upon It

Simply Drew a Sexy Murder Joi (Fresh from hunting her not husband)

Commission of Archduke Raphael and Duchess Joi

Ok. I think that's all of them. You no longer have to roam the wilds of the blog if you do not wish. I have released you from that dark task. Love ya'll. You're great. /finger guns/ Send me asks if you want. If I don't get to them immediately, I apologize.

But yeah. Keep on keeping on. Keep like...being amazing for Raphael. He doesn't deserve it, and he won't appreciate it, but like...I dunno.

[wrylu]

he's sneezing!!!

[blaiddraws]

[PLACEHOLDER AU]

Summary: Emmet wakes up alone on a mountain, not knowing how he got there, but certain he wasn't there before then. And yet, it seems as if the few pokemon and people he meets recognize him...?

Genre(s): Mystery, Horror, Supernatural Horror, Angst.

Warnings: mentions of death, blood, injury

[Part 1:]

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[Interlude:]

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[Part 2]

[one] [two] [three] [four] [five] [six] [seven] [eight] [nine] [ten]

[Interlude 2:]

[zero] [one] [two] [three] [four] [five] [six] [seven] [eight] [nine] [ten] [end]

[Part 3]

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[blvck-coffee-dad]

I'm back, kids.

Seems only right to return on National Coffee Day, right? Reblog to help me find my former mutuals.

[celestial-sapphicss]

in the honor of galaxy themed thai GLs

URL CHANGE

disasterbabygirlnick -> celestial-sapphicss

please boost 🌹🩷

[mildmayfoxe]

FOR CHARMERS TRICKSTERS CONMEN AND CADS: redux of a vintage pin in my collection 🃏 give em a little hint about who they're dealin with 😏😉 shop / patreon

[ragsy]

me, & myself, & me again

(or, this artist can never decide how to draw themself and so now there are three versions)

[bisexualsmallishbeans]

alright chat listen up. before i pass away for the night:

thanks for like, 10k notes or whatever. that number changes every two minutes, but if i wake up to 50k+ notes i'm holding all of you responsible

also thanks for getting me to the top three posts on the top trending tag right now. i hate you all sm

i'm not gonna turn off boops because i want to see how far i can get past max (it's gone from numbers -> MAX -> LOL -> OMG -> WOW -> *-* -> WHY -> PLZ -> AAA -> ;-; -> 0_0 -> T_T -> MAX again -> <33 -> BLR) i'm not even a big blog but i wanna see what happens. where is the limit yk (edit it hasn't changed since. i hope that's the max)

^ but just know that my notifs are broken right now. dearest mutuals if you want me to see something you're gonna have to send it to me directly i will not see it :sob:

for my new 30+ followers: be warned this is a mcyt blog mainly etc etc i don't know just be warned

i'm going to bed now. if i get diagnosed with a heart condition tomorrow it is ALL OF YOUR FAULT /LH

[carlyraejepsans]

you are the soriel AND salphys influencer but we all know your biggest #influencer moment was sexyman sans

oh my god el you're so right how could i forget my greatest internet achievement...

[what-do-bunyips-look-like]

This crab day thing has gotten so frustrating so fast. The person who suggested it is an anti-abortion anti-feminist right wing christian transphobe. Many of the people spreading additional posts and info are ALSO anti-abortion right wing christian transphobes. Seriously. Start clicking their blogs when you see these posts. Search "abortion" and "feminism" and "trans" and "gender" and "groomer." This is really easy to confirm. But people don't give a shit because "crabs fun." okay.

And its not like people aren't aware of it at this point. Search "crab day" on tumblr and a good chunk of the results are asks saying "hey btw crab day was started by a transphobe/right wing christian." and most of those people have responded with something along the lines of "Um okay but like its a good idea though??? You guys can't even collaborate with conservatives for like a second to achieve a political goal? UGH this is why nothing ever gets done 🙄." or "Um okay but like that post had nothing to do with their political beliefs. so like its fine lol. Crab fun." Or "oh no omg im so sorry thats so gross i deleted the post but im still gonna keep reblogging all the other posts by the conservative transphobic anti abortion right wing christians whos blogs i wont check because we need to save tumblr!!!!"

Let me make this really fucking clear for those who don't get it: it doesn't matter if the post is not about their political beliefs. You and all your mutuals are reblogging them. You are making it easier for them to network and find each other. You are bringing them new followers, a bigger audience, a bigger platform and a bigger pool of people who will spread their oh so relatable non-political posts. Which will bring in more followers. And some of those new followers are going to be young dumbasses who are going to see all their posts about "groomers" and "mutilation" and the evils of porn and the horrors of abortion and how feminism actually harms women and do i need to tell you how that story ends?

You are showing that "crab fun" is way more important to you than the safety of trans tumblr users. You are giving them a bigger platform and a wider net with which to potentially harm trans people. By saying that you're not going to let their political beliefs ruin your fun, you're making it very clear that trans people are less important than your fun. And you're making it VERY fucking clear that you'd RATHER tumblr become a safe and welcoming place for anti-feminist anti-abortion right wing transphobes than give up fun crab.

You are showing that your need to throw money at a corporation is more important to you than trans tumblr users. I get where you are coming from. I do. You want tumblr to keep existing. I want tumblr to keep existing. I also want the other trans people who use this fucking platform to keep existing because frankly, they are the only reason i'm here. and if they aren't safe here and if you will throw us away just to keep tumblr shambling along a little longer then I have no fucking interest in tumblr.

"Okay but we need to save tumblr uwu!!!!" Look I'm just some dumbass and I don't know shit (and to be PERFECTLY honest, so are you), but I think this is a little more complicated than "if we raise enough money we can save the school/family farm/community centre/(insert cozy heartwarming thing that needs to be saved)!" As other smarter people have said, tumblr is operating at a yearly $30 million deficit. Thats $30 million just to break even. For one year. not become profitable. Its not a bail them out once and its all good forever situation. Tumblr is not a small message board run by volunteers who actually use donations to stay afloat. They are not a non-profit. They are not running a pledge drive. Throwing money at a corporation does not a nonprofit make. It makes you a consumer.

Your response to "tumblr making bad changes" is "give them money for making the bad changes to show that we don't like bad changes!! A reverse boycott'll show 'em!!" You sure about that??? (And some of you are calling this """""unionizing?"""" Put that word back on the shelf.) You don't know what you're doing and you're not listening to the smarter people who have tried to explain it to you. And once again, you're showing that this half baked scheme is more important to you than trans tumblr users. because crab fun.

And @everyone whos clambering over each other to "collaborate with conservatives for a good cause," we already fucking know that you love to do this shit. You are the same people who will say "yeah but theres bad people on both sides!!!" and who wont give up your Harry Potter or your Chick-Fil-A. You will throw us under the bus the SECOND it gets you something you want. Even something as stupid and small as pickle brine or a shitty videogame or fucking "crab day." And guess what. The second all your "shared goals" are accomplished and the conservatives get what they want FROM YOU??? You're going straight under that bus too.

And also, isn't it maybe a little hmmmm. SUSPICIOUS that CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIANS want to throw money at the site that we've been bitching and screaming at for how unfairly it censors any display of queer sexuality????? They don't have the same problems with tumblr that you do. You think that collaborating with THEM is gonna stop that? Gonna get the porn ban reversed? Gonna turn tumblr into a co-op? Gonna "unionize this bitch?" Hello????

If you must. MUST participate in this because crab oh so fun and tumblr is oh so in need of saving then for the LOVE of FUCK make your OWN POST and STOP PLATFORMING THESE PEOPLE. i don't want to hear "Oh but its a good idea it doesn't matter if a bad person came up with it separate art from the artist lol" if you're not MAKING AN ACTUAL EFFORT TO EXCLUDE THEM FROM THIS. BLOCK THEM. CHECK THEIR BLOGS. BLACKLIST THEIR URLS. ITS EASY.

and then maybe go give your $3 to an actual non-profit. or to an actual leftist independent organization. Or wikipedia. Or inaturalist. Or to one of the many hyperspecific message boards out there who are struggling along on donations from like 5 people. Or maybe, maybe, give your fucking $3 to an abortion fund or to a trans person's go fund me so they can buy food. Or to a womens shelter or a fucking homeless person or to any of the other people who anti-abotion anti-feminist right wing christian transphobes want to stop existing.

My partner is afraid to leave the house alone because people with these exact same political beliefs are in power. People are getting their HRT ripped away from them because people with these exact same political beliefs are in power. People are being forced to give birth because people with these exact same political beliefs are in power. Every day I'm ready to get the news that the state my partner is in is no longer safe and we have to figure out an escape plan. These people do REAL HARM in the REAL WORLD and their beliefs are, tbh, way more fucking insidious and mainstream and tolerated than those of TERFs.

But fun crabs are more important. okay.

[cellsshapedlikestars]

For the Halloween season, which is my favorite time of year, I've decided to make a post collecting all my spooky/supernatural/Halloween fics. (and if there is a moodboard/edit for it, it will be linked in the x).

spooky/supernatural:

is there a ghost // the haunting of harrenhal (x)

we've got crosses on our eyes (x)

the ghost inside (x)

mongrel heart (x)

demon host (x)

halloween one shots:

the radiologist and the bunny

literally right next door

it's just a costume

youtuber halloween

halloween party

witch hunt

mystery/thrillers:

help me out of the shape i'm in (x)

you on the run (x)

the night we met (x)