#i'm in awe of her tism

[calc1fers]

reasons why you should like pandora:

she dresses like a benevolent art teacher but is really just a menace

bites people as a love language

can roast the living shit out of someone but get confused when they become upset bc really? she was just being honest

pandora meeting someone new: "your hair looks like pubes btw" dorcas: "pandora you are SCARING the HOES"

gives people the WORST fucking presents but she's so thoughtful & kind about it

pandora, giving reg a homemade ceramic mug with the word 'DILF' and abs painted onto it: "do you like it? :3" regulus: (through gritted teeth) "yes." 🙂🙂

she threaded stripy laces and small charms into her doc martens, and wears them with her school uniform

at this point she's gotten so many uniform detentions that the teachers just let her wear whatever she wants to wear

collects rocks (so me)

obsessed with dragons!! her favourite is the antipodean opaleye

polylingual - can speak english, arabic, russian, parseltongue, french, mermish and more :)

often zones out.. she's just in her own world

[the-halfling-prince]

Hazel Callahan (bottoms) is so Lindsey Bergman-coded

[fadedstarsfms]

Who: Closed starter for @witchrosita Where: On the street

Camila wasn't sure how to explain it but sometimes it felt weird to have so much freedom for the first time in her life. It wasn't the first time she thought that maybe she was better off back home even if it meant her whole life was dictated for her. But devil you know, you know?

So Camila kept herself on a strict schedule, finding that it helped her find that structure she was so desperate for. She was already off schedule by a few minutes because someone was taking too long at the library and it put her in a bad mood. Camila tried to walk faster to make up the time difference. She turned the corner and crashed into someone. "Watch where you're fucking going!" Camila yelled as she dropped down to pick up her purse that fell. Sure she was trying to be better interacting with people, but that didn't mean that she had to be nice with idiots. After quickly grabbing everything she stood up to rip the assailant to shreds. Only to be caught face to face with her.

Her blood ran cold as she stood like a deer caught in headlights. "Rosita?" Camila whispered, as if she said it too loud would send the other running in the other direction. "What the hell are you doing here?"

[mesmerizms]

i am BEGGING restaurants to stop putting cheese and garlic on LITERALLY EVERYTHING EVER

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

dead boy detectives but i've never watched it (read: 0% plot 100% gay summary)

[HI MAGGOTS IT'S 11:16 PM ON 6TH MAY HERE AND I'M ONLY NINETEEN FOR A LITTLE WHILE LONGER AND I'M GONNA DO MY BEST TO SAVE THIS AMAZING SHOW BECAUSE SO MANY OF YOU LOVE IT. BECAUSE OF THE HORRORS™ IN MY BRAIN (aka depresso) I HAVEN'T WATCHED IT AS SOON AS IT CAME OUT, BUT THAT MEANS I CAN MAKE THIS POST]

BUT ANYWAY, THANKS @anthropomorphique FOR THE IDEA, HERE'S WHAT I'VE FIGURED OUT, ABOUT DEAD BOY DETECTIVES:

There is dead gay repressed Edwardian twink named Edwin.

He has that autism rizz.

A cat king god (a cat who is a god? a god who is sometimes a cat? a god of cats? a god of kings? a king of cats? the cat of a king? the king of cat gods? the god of cat kings? WHAT IS HE IDK BUT HE'S A GAY LIL SLUT) wants to do the ol' hanky panky with him.

A lot of people want to do the ol' hanky panky with him. He be pullin' bitches.

Except for the bitch he's in love with, his best friend and soul partner, Charles.

Charles is full of Charm and Whimsy and Making Friends.

He has trauma.

(The previous point was obvious to me after learning point 6 but then I realised maybe I should be clear)

There's a... some kind of creature named Niko and she reads a lot of explicit gay manga.

She tries to use it to help Edwin out of his repression I think. I don't know if it works. Edwardian bitches do be repressed like that.

She has... a deadly parasite? That's a lesbian relationship?

Are lesbians deadly parasites? I do not know. I am too much in awe of lesbians to ask them.

The Cat King gives Edwin white lilies. Like I said, Edwin got that 'tism rizzm.

Niko and Edwin are weird besties.

CAITLIN REILLY IS IN THIS IDK WHO SHE PLAYS BUT SHE IS SUCH A GOOD ACTRESS I'VE BEEN A FAN OF HER FOR YEARS FROM YOUTUBE CAITLIN REILLY IS IN THIS *SCREAMS*

THIS IS PART OF THE SANDMAN UNIVERSE!! So @neil-gaiman is not the show's creator, but it is his universe and a bunch of his characters and he wrote a few scenes I think?? IDK SANDMAN FANS COME HELP ME.

Edwin goes to hell and Charles saves him? I think?

Death is very lovely.

OH THEY SOLVE MYSTERIES OF GHOSTS SO THEY CAN BE DEAD I FORGOT TO MENTION THE PREMISE OF THE SHOW HELP I'M SORRY I WAS SO FOCUSED ON THE GAY

EDWIN AND CHARLES LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH

AND THEY HAVE... THE REST OF FOREVER TO FIGURE IT OUT?

UM THERE'S A PLOT I SWEAR I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS I'VE JUST SEEN MAGGOTS SCREAMING ABOUT THE GAY

...GAY.

Okay so so so this show needs a second season but apparently Netflix's thinking of cancelling it because not enough people are streaming it (IT'S BARELY BEEN OUT A WEEK OR SOMETHING WTF??) so PLEASE GO WATCH IT EVERYONE WHO'S SEEN IT LOVES IT AND I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH IT RAGH ANYWAY I LOVE YOU EITHER WAY HAVE THE LOVELIEST OF DAYS <3

[strawberrym1ko]

ㅤ𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐄𝐏𝐒 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐄𝐗𝐏𝐈𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 || 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐙𝐄

ᯓ★ CHARACTERS: Blaze

ㅤᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 SYNOPOSIS ― Who knew someone under the fluence of drugs could be so intelligent? You certainly didn't ㅤᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 C.W ― None

ㅤᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 B.C ― Author giving up after this sitting in her drafts for weeks. Author using chatGPT to help because science was her weakest subject in school-

M.LIST || APHMAU M.LIST

ONE THING everyone knows about Blaze, is that he is a stoner. You want to try weed for the first time? He is so down to be there and care for you in case you green out and believe you're going to die. Need something small and affordable for a small event? He knows a guy. Need a smoking buddy? He's down. This man was high almost every day; minus Sunday for Irene's day.

You had witnessed high Blaze on countless times. It's not like he was high every time he saw someone, but you can bet your ass he'll be high sometime during that day. Typically at night time when school is over and his responsibilities have either pushed onto the following day, or he completed them.

So, imagine your shock when Blaze comes into school high. No prior warning that'll he'll be high. He just arrives, high off his ass.

You were sitting at your desk, waving him over.

When he came over and sat down, you couldn't help but notice a particular smell to him. His cologne was unusually stronger and his breath smelt of mint. Like, a lot of mint. You raised a brow at the wolf. "Blaze, are you ok?" You ask.

First mistake the wolf did was look to you. Thats when you noticed the watery, droopy eyes. "Oh my goddess" You slapped the wolf. "Are you high!" Harsh whispers targeted towards the male.

"Nah man. I'm super chill. Totally down on the earth" Earth. He said earth instead of ground. You pinch the bridge of your nose. Praying for Irene to give you the strength to deal with him for the next hour of class.

"Oh my goddess, you are high"

Science experiment was quite the pain in the ass. You were a squeamish person. Fainting at the sight of blood. So, doing this experiment wasn't ideal for you but unfortunately was mandatory.

"Aw God, can we get this over with" You covered your mouth and nose, attempting to limit the amount of sheep-heart scent you were inhaling.

Blaze hummed, grabbing the scalpel. He was in charge of cutting the heart and writing stuff down, while you would write up both reports. A fair deal in your eyes, and his. Blaze hated writing.

You would glance at him from time to time, until you saw the scalpel at the apex of the heart. Frowning your brows, you turned completely to Blaze and the heart; ignoring the vomiting feeling bubbling in the pit of your stomach.

"Shouldn't it be left ventricle" You pointed out.

Blaze shook his head. "Nah, man. Straight line. longitudinal cut"

"But wouldn't it be easier? I'm sure the book said to start at the left ventricle" You pulled out your science book, flicking to the page that had the experiment on.

"Nah man. longitudinal cut gains use view point of the blood-flow. Left would leave us blind" Blaze began cutting down towards the hearts base.

You had reached the experiment's page and began reading. Low and behold, there were the instructions to cut from the apex down to the base. Blaze was right.

"You were. . . .right" You said in disbelief.

"Yeah"

"Without reading the page" You added.

"Yup"

"You should be high more. No way sober Blaze would know that without giving the page a glance first"

"I had the tisms for Science"

You slapped his shoulder, laughing at his words. "Don't steal Daniel's sentence. You have ADHD at most"

[goofballproximitysurveyor]

Taro

Sexuality Headcanon:

I wrote the gender section first so like I said overenthusiastic ally Taro is fun. I think I mooooostly headcanon him as straight but he can have some government mandated yaoi moments that happen when you're a man and close to Jin.

Gender Headcanon:

I think Taro being an overenthusiastic ally who loves his blue hair and pronouns gf is fun but ALSO I see the potential in t4t (trans 4 trans, tism 4 tism) taromai and I am also a fan of that.

A ship I have with said character:

The scene where Mai gets roughed up because Chacha tries to beat her up and then Relius shows up too and then Taro is like "sorry I was late I don't know how to open ars letters and had to beg for jinjin to open it but I'm here- aw why are you all roughed up ok let me roll in the grass so we can both look stupid" made me instantly fall for it. Sorry I'm predictable.

A BROTP I have with said character:

Taro and Shiori have such a funny dynamic. I made two whole memes because I love how despite Shiori's yandere reputation she just does not care about Taro "being in the way". They are besties your honor.

A NOTP I have with said character:

I don't have any ships with Taro I actively dislike I just have ones that either don't make sense to me or I feel kinda like meh whatever about

A random headcanon:

not a headcanon because there is no answer but in BBDW Taro like. Hints that Kagura is calling the shots behind a lot of what he does and it's like hold on. Let's unpack this some more. So Kagura knows what Taro is up to during the mainline games. What is going on here.

General Opinion over said character:

Objectively the best character. This is separate from being my personal favorite but he is definitely the best character.

[junkdrawernoggin]

Talryne's friendship chart.

So I found out about this from @paletigers (Feel free to lmk if you want to be untagged!) who in turn got it from Mo over on twitter

Not going to post the blank since you should check out OP's account, but here is Tally's!

Explanation under cut! Also I didn't include her photo because I am not great with technology and my iPad is not at college.

So Minthara and Lae'zel are both dead in my run. One, I did the Minthara fight like a day after release and had no clue she could be a companion. Tally killed Lae'zel because I was worried entering the astral prism would mean killing the emperor and somehow ending the game early.

Shadowheart and Tal have wine therapy talking about being ex-clerics for evil goddesses.

If you'd like to know why Astarion and her are lovers...look at the rest of my blog.

I really enjoy Karlach, but she definitely got tossed by the wayside so I could focus on Shadowheart and Astarion. She also only has high approval even though I'm halfway through act 3, because Talryne's murder morals are a little dicey.

Wyll I also tried to stay away from because I want my next playthrough to be romancing him and I wanted to keep most of it under wraps. They get along well though cause he and Karlach take turns being the 4th party member.

For Gale, I accidentally didn't pick him up until almost the end of the Underdark. The 'tism got to me and I took the narrator saying that the portal was dangerous a little too seriously. Tal wanted to be a wizard as a child, so I imagine both being scholar's they get into interesting academic conversations.

Halsin...what do I say. This choice was on me rather than thinking what Tal would do. I liked Halsin until I got his scene which has moments that are fantastic and then immediately has moments where I got such awful secondhand embarrassment I couldn't look at my screen. SO now I never speak to him because I'm worried his dialogue will bring it up.

Jaheira and Talryne have canonically (I wrote it and therefore it is so) gotten into a fistfight. She constantly questions Tal's leadership and decisions. Jaheira yelling at her after Tal lost her oath was both mine and Tal's final straw. She doesn't talk to Minsc because he is friends? with Jaheira.

[can-of-pringles]

Dream: Lee, I need you to- what is that?

Lee spinning a fidget spinner: This? It's called a fidget spinner. You've seriously never heard of them?

Dream:

Lee: Right, imprisoned.

Lee: You kinda just play and mess around with them, they can help you focus, give you something to do with your hands.

Lee: Here, try it. *holds it out to him*

Dream: No, thank you.

Lee: Aw, come on, just try it.

Dream: ... *hesitantly accepts it* Now what?

Lee: You spin it.

Dream: *does what she says* I don't understand.

Lee: I just explained what it's for. It's like a tool for focusing. Trust me.

Dream handing back to her: Thank you, Lee, but I do not require it.

Lee: Suit yourself.

[Later on, Dream working and getting slightly fidgety]

Dream thinking about what Lee said: ... Maybe just this once. *creates a fidget spinner out of thin air*

[Later]

Lee: I knew it!

Dream holding a fidget spinner: It's not what you think.

Lee: >:3

Dream: Okay, you were right. It is helpful.

Lee: Perhaps a touch of the tism' is in you, like me.

Dream:

Dream: I'm not going to ask what you mean.

[shieldofiron]

Okay so...

(Mention of conversion camps, the F slur)

Jack Timothy Wilson

He's gay and ace

Before getting sent to the conversion camp he got into this big fight with his parents.

"How come you never come home with any girls? Boys your age are all over them!"

"Well first you call me a faggot and then get upset when I'm not with girls?! That's part of being a fag!"

Most of the time he's blunt, but in the stupid (affectionate) way.

SPEAKING OF BLUNTS

Weed is better than sex -Jack probably

His favorite bands are Mötley Crüe, Ratt, and Cinderella

In the while he was with Jason at the conversion camp he learned that Jason really liked sharks (Read: He asked about the shark watch once and learned 30 new facts.)

His family live near Hawkins, that's why he and Jason got sent to the same camp.

His sister is an ally but in the way that she's had gay friends with bad families stay with her before, so of course she was gonna welcome her brother.

Most of the time he really isn't fully mentally there.

About the shark thing before, he's really more of an octopus guy.

Bro was in awe of his bunkmate's 'tism. (I'm sorry)

He also has a great aunt named Alice who lives with her best friend Margaret, they have two cats named Scruffy and Annie.

(Why does some of this sound familiar? Bro is totally not basically me.)

Jack stan forever. He's my boy.

[scribbleboxfox]

So I once said I have ocs inspired by TLRH and I'm here to infodump (since iirc you wanted to hear) despite the fact it's literally 5 am

So the ocs are a 3 person group of mercenaries, with Crusader, Bombastic and Viper in said group with Crusader unofficially leading said group. They're a very efficient group but they're not too smart lol.

Crusader is a tall tan trans man with dark brown hair, brown eyes, lots of scars and glasses. His armor is Hellcat armor (halo 5) with a scout helmet (like Felix, but merged with the Halo reach version), and the primary color is black with secondary dark blue. He uses snipers mainly, with a shotgun to balance it out, but he'll also use BRs pretty often. Crusader is a stoic guy, but mostly on accident since he's awful at expressing emotions (touch of the tism yknow). He loves bombastic and Viper and would die for them, but that doesn't mean they don't regularly drive him up the wall lol. Crusader is actually a pretty nice guy and he can be silly and sarcastic when he warms up to you. Still aloof tho. He used to be in the UNSC, but he hated how things were ran and how the soldiers tended to be treated, at least where he was stationed. He dipped the second he could, and is MIA (well. There's more to it but I can't remember much of his story rn lol, he's a criminal).

Bombastic is an older man, with short white hair buzzed on the sides and dyed red at the tips. His armor is ODST armor with an enforcer helmet, and currently I can't decide if his primary color is white or dark gray, but the secondary color is red. Bombastic is extremely excitable and energetic and likely has a southern accent. He's very fatherly but in the kooky way. He adores explosives and mainly uses a shotgun, and he can fashion explosives out of literally anything. It's kind of terrifying, but very useful. Bombastic is a super happy guy and prefers to look on the bright side of things. Bombastic used to be an ODST himself, but a mix of awful treatment from the military and PTSD landed him with the insurrectionists, becoming one himself. He stayed with them for a while before breaking off, preferring to do his own thing and meeting Crusader in the process.

Viper is a very terrifying, happy but short tempered and sadistic woman. Her armor is mainly venator armor, though I currently can't decide her helmet (probably also venator or just smth sharp looking), and the primary color is dark gray and secondary is neon toxic green. Viper is extremely sadistic, and is kind of a terrifying mix of South, Felix and dr gray. She LOVES sharp objects and poisons, and loves getting up close and personal with her enemies, so she mainly uses knives with simpler guns like magnums and needlers. She loves her boys and loves terrorizing them, but she's the ONLY person allowed to torture them. She was also a skilled soldier in the UNSC, but an extremely sadistic one, and one day she'd gone too far, landing her both in jail and with brain damage. The government decided to try and use her to attempt to find a 'cure' for brain damage, but failed, leaving her traumatized. She met crusader and bombastic in said space jail and they teamed up and broke out.

Also, they all have different armor abilities- Viper has her camouflage, crusader has an emp, and bombastic has shielding. :)

I hope you like them!! I made them on a whim and I love my crazy bastards dearly lol

OMG I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!

Do they know I would die for them? Please tell them I would die for them.

I wanna wrap Crusader and Bombastic in little blankets and give them hot chocolate and smooch them both on the forehead. And I wanna give Viper a really cool knife. Like a karambit but with a glowy blade or something. And then politely ask her not to use it on me.

Also I LOVE the armor choices for them. They're all very cool! Especially the combination of the Scout helmets! And I love the idea of white armor with red accents for Bombastic! owo

AAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SHARING THEM WITH ME!!! THEY'RE ALL SO COOL!!! ;A;

[anotherghoul666]

Papyrus and aloe Vera!!

I already answered those two previously, but I'll do new answers for you dear! ❤️

papyrus ⇢ if you put your ‘on repeat’ playlist on shuffle, what’s the first song that comes up? what do you like about it / associate it with? Pang by Caroline Polachek

I absolutely adore her, and while her new album from this year blew her debut out of the water, 2019's Pang is still an incredible record that I go back to. It has a special place in my memories as being part of the soundtrack of my first relationship when me and my life partner went the non-monogamy route. This was the type of dreamy pop with lovesick lyrics I craved at the time because I felt like an absolute teenager with a crush again. What a youthful experience that was, and Caroline Polachek's breathy, airy, flight-like shimmering sound was exactly the vibe. There was lots of nervous energy in that first attempt at enm, a healthy dose of not having words anymore so I'd let song lyrics do the talking. Lines like "There's a look in your eyes when you're hungry for me. It's a beautiful knife cutting right where the fear should be." resonnated, what with being very afraid of putting myself out there and maybe not getting love back the way I wanted to. That partnership ended badly (spoiler: we were too eager and we didn't see the red flagsssssss and it came back to bite us in the asssssssss) so it's difficult to look back entirely positively at it. But it taught us a lot, and songs / albums like this remind me of how good the early months felt, how giddy and truly happy I was, and that's always gonna be worth something.

aloe vera ⇢ what’s something (mundane) you really want to experience in life? A wedding. I've never been to a wedding, and it's not like I think I'd like it, in fact I'm pretty sure it would be an awful experience socially and in terms of sensory management (and if it's christian in any way and/or in a church I am not fucking going under any circumstance so that limits my options). But my 'tism brain asks for me to do test runs of things and see how other people do things before I can do them myself. So I'd need to attend someone's wedding before I can confidently start planning my own to see what's "allowed" and "normal" (likely things I will then refuse to repeat in my own ceremony - sometimes it's better to lead with that you know you don't want hahaha). And me and my life partner do wanna get on that in the coming years ideally so my brain's a bit stuck. Idk how mundane that is, but I feel like most people have attended at least one wedding in their lives, from family members or aunts and uncles or cousins when they were young, etc? I did not have that experience.

[simonxriley]

i saw ur post about liz and textures, and i mean this is the most respectful way possible, but does liz have a touch of the tism? would love the representation if she does I LOVE HER

i'm gonna be 100% honest i have no clue. Out of all my ocs Liz is probably the most like me (bc i to hate the feel of felt and velvet) and i have no idea if i have a touch of the tism. I guess the best answer i can give is that maybe she is and she doesn't know she is (kinda like me). And awe thank you!!

[ask-sakky-bear]

Mini rant, to get my thoughts out of my head so i can stop being annoyed.

I very much hate being told what to do. Especially if it is done in a very not constructive, demanding, and angry way. An incident with my partner happened earlier, and i guess it just rubbed me th wrong way.

For context, i needed to shower today, mostly because it's been two days since i washed my hair and that needed to be done. One of our friends was also coming over to watch my partner play through kingdom hearts, so i wanted to do that before she got there. I, however, have awful executive dysfunction amd autistic tendencies. To explain how that affected my current situation, you need to understand th thought process behind me putting off taking a shower for around 6 hours:

First off, the kitchen was a god damn WRECK. There have been dishes in th sink piling up for about two days (some of which needed to be handwashed), crumbs everywhere, th dishwasher needed to be rotated, the stove was filthy, etc. So, instead of taking a shower in th 30 minutes i had, I cleaned th kitchen. Queue our friend arriving; i decided to chat for a bit, around an hour or so, which led to the next hurdle.

My partner took a bath two days ago and there was a TON of soap scum from bubbles. This was because our tub drain trap gets clogged easily and my partner has like 2 feet of hair, so obviously it wouldn't drain. It was DISGUSTING and i wasn't going to clean it for them (their excuse was that my corner shower caddy had fallen off and dumped my stuff everywhere, and thus it was "in the way" 🙄🙄), but i asked them if they could do so, so i could take a shower. They did so with absolutely no fuss, after i had moved my shower stuff, of course.

Come to find out, they did NOT clean it worth shit. The drain was still clogged so i had to wipe it out with paper towels, which honestly makes me want to puke every fucking time, but i did it anyway. The soap scum was still around the drain and it was grey and disgusting so i didn't want to touch it - honestly, the whole tub needs to be deep cleaned, but i really didn't want to have to do that JUST to take a shower. And about this time, dinner was ready, so i sat down forna slice of pizza.

And of course, because the state of th tub made my brain ick at th thought of standing on it, even just on th shower mat, made me not want to take a shower. So i do what i usually do when i don't want to do things: i dissociate and get on tiktok.

Now it's about 9 o clock, and our friend pipes up and goes "hey, don't you still have to take a shower?". I start making my neurotypical ehhhhhh noise because yes, she's right, i already put this off twice tonight and i know i'm giving in to th executive dysfunction and th 'tism tantrum but i need to work myself up to it. In fact, when she mentioned it, it actually did spur my brain to start to get up, because, again, she's right, i did say i wanted to shower.

HOWEVER.

Not even two seconds into my drawn out waffling/whining, my partner, WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING AWAY FROM TH TV, shouts at me to go take a shower. Like a CHILD. But i don't say anything, i just go into th bathroom and get myself ready to shower, ignoring them scolding me about how i said i was gonna shower earlier before our friend arrived but didn't (and remember, i spent that time cleaning th kitchen because i knew they would complain about it not being cleaned before company arrived)

AND THIS ASSHOLE, in response to our friend saying she didn't want to get me in trouble and that it wasn't a super big deal to her if i had showered or not, replies that they are OFFENDED that i didn't shower earlier, knowing we would have a guest, and that it was a southern hospitality thing.

FUCK that. I am not a child, stop acting like my mother. I am so fucking irritated over this. I am th one currently paying rent, i am ALLOWING YOU TO LIVE HERE. I AM PUTTING UP WITH THIS GODDAMN "SITUATIONSHIP" BULLSHIT so that you aren't homeless and try to kill yourself again.

And sure, i can talk to them about this, but i am not about to waste two hours of a one sided arguement about how yes, i KNOW i said i was going to shower, i KNOW i was putting it off, i am AWARE of th fact that i was procrastinating. But i am not going to sit here and explain to you my thought process while you get offended because i said it was fine that you didn't clean th tub all th way, or how i should have asked you to clean up th kitchen (you literally do th dishes every fucking time except th handwash ones and you could literally SEE how gross it was getting), or this or that or whatever fucking excuse you want to use to make yourself seem like th victim here.

And yes, i KNOW you do not mean to do it, you are just as emotionally stunted as i am and yeah sure you lived on your own for like three years but you do not know how to actually clean for SHIT because your mother is a southern bell who wouldn't dare make her sons clean up or eventually just gave up actually trying to get you to clean when she asked you to, but god DAMN i am still pissed off. I can BE pissed off about this without having to have an entire discussion about this with you.

UGH i am too nice of a fucking person to deal with this. I'm just gonna hole up in bed and go to sleep at this point.

[self-shipping-hell]

1-3 for whoever you’re feeling! - @isabelinlove

Aw! Thank you for submitting an ask!

Alas, I am so sorry. I'm gonna answer this with my most obscure, most random fictional other and is therefore probably gonna be boring as heck to read. I'm also outing myself as a furry, but that's not a secret so much as not discussed yet. But I'm fixated on him so bad, so without further ado...Plotzo cuddles. With a ton of rambling because holy shit do I need an outlet right now.

1. What’s the most common physical gesture of affection you give? (Holding hands, arm around the shoulders/waist, leaning on them, etc.) What’s your f/o’s?

Imma climb this dude like a tree. Like, I'll just have a craving to wrap my arms around his neck and hang like a monkey or grapple his shoulders to clamber on like a backpack. I'm also prone to giving headbumps and just resting on him, especially if I get overwhelmed. Which is alot.

Plotzo on the other hand used to be more of a "Let's see how much we can embarrass her" kind of guy. He uses my head and shoulders as arm rests, and he'll straight up act like I'm a counter to do business over, leaning against me full "Welcome to McDonald's, what can I get ya." I'll be toddling over, and he already has his arm out expecting me to get into place so he can trade the wall for me to lean against.

2. Which is more common: kisses or cuddles?

Cuddles, easily. Kissing is a little wonky, because giant rat, pointy teef. But we're also both a little embarrassed about smooches, but hugs and leaning and laying on top of each other is just...so comfy.

3. Were you and your f/o cuddly with each other from the start or did it take some time for one or both of you to warm up to cuddling, if you ever did at all?

It. Took. Forever. He has a reputation to uphold, and I have a case of the 'tism. It started with small things like brushing arms and locking elbows. Eventually I proved I can hold my own in a scrap, so he was less worried about being seen with me. And in turn, I grew to expect and actually appreciate physical contact with him.

(It helps that he never initiates without being in my line of sight or giving a heads up. We had an incident where he went to hug me from behind and I flipped, which he luckily took as "lmao wtf?" and not "wow, she must be disgusted by me!")