#i'm right and i will say it

[abtl]

Pale King is Hallownest's White Pharaoh.

[sybbi]

Sylvain Jose Gautier is the kid on every northern college campus that walks to classes in basketball shorts and flip flops with socks while it's snowing.

[evil-robot-cat]

I'll be the one to say it. The Gongaga Protorelic quest felt like accidentally sneaking in on Rufus and the Turks' kinky roleplay game intended for Reno's eyes only.

[undead-knick-knack]

I of course can't forget these 2 🥰🖤💜

[monster-carnival-island]

Dr. Hare would be a Vocaloid fan

[ayakashibackstreet]

Alkaloid should cover Biała Armia

[literallybyronic]

galaxy brain take the showrunners had to kill dean off first because if sam had died young instead what would he have done. drive forever? go find interdimensional bugs to fight? no. he would have found out what cas did and then spent the next 40 years w/ jack plotting the ultimate parent trap for when dean finally showed up. send tweet

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[neon-angels-system]

going to say something controversial.

Katsuki Bakugo is My Hero Academia's much better-handled Vriska Serket.

childhood bully? check. encouraged by the power systems of the society that surrounds them? check. desire to be seen as a hero, with no hesitation about hurting people to achieve that? check. deep-seated insecurities? check. redemption arc that some people believe they don't deserve? check. widely loved by the fandom despite this? check.

author's favourite? checkmate.

[silverskulltula]

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hey now, Let her cook!

[sparrowlucero]

The greatest injustice ever faced is that I almost certainly started the still thriving "clown husbandry" tag on here, but any discussion about it (from a know your meme page to a youtube video with 500k views) says it's a joke of "unknown origin" or credited to this post, likely bouncing off of mine (which was actively circulating at the time with like 30k notes):

This is a tragedy for many reasons, most of all because it wasn't just an offhand joke but actually a direct response to some of the funniest online hate I ever got:

They're erasing the truest history of tumblr: its desperate need to seethe and argue over every obvious joke with more than 10 notes.

anyways here is the canonical pet clown. according to me

[batcavescolony]

Non-Americans please look away, this is private family matter.

[abracadaze]

i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

Physically? I am sitting in my bedroom. Mentally? Spiritually? I AM DEAD ON THE FLOOR!!!!! THESE TWO HAVE KILLED ME!!!!

(Another drawing! This was originally attempt #1 at drawing stan, and then fiddleford just showed up. Kinda feels like them five minutes after the above acting like nothing happened though, so it works sdjkgkjfshj)