#i'm super tired so some of this is rambling lmao

[mementoasts]

jonathan sims head archivist of the magnus institute london

[eldrichfuck666]

Blocking the tag entomology and some other insect-related tags is the best thing I've ever done. :') I just wish people considered that a tw for insects is needed, but oh well... It's so rare to see something being tagged that can indeed cause a lot for entomophobic person. Or at least cw or something? It'll so much helpful

[bigfatbimbo]

Lmao- I mean sure? I gotta admit I don't draw as much spicy stuff as I write/talk about. (Mostly because I'm ace and there's usually not that much enjoyment in it for me unless I can find a way to make it angsty and/or goofy)

But like that's besides the point I will gladly send you some of with art if you want it lmao

And since you did ask for elaboration on the breeding kink...

*clears throat and unfurls comically long scroll*

First of all, both giving and receiving are on the table here. Whether you want to milk him for hours until he's completely used up or you wanna pump him so full he can barely think straight he will be into it.

It's pretty hard to imagine him confessing to this kink without being super deep into subspace because if he were to be coherent in any way he'd deny it to his grave.

Honestly this goes for both Shark!Vox and Normal Vox but I feel like Shark!Vox would have a much harder time with it, mostly because of the way Shark mating tends to work.

Its usually a pretty fast thing so I imagine his endurance would be on the lower side and he'd probably have a way harder time holding himself back (if that's the game your deciding to play)

Additionally its pretty common for male sharks to bite the female while mating (in order to hang on a bit better) so he'd probably wind up doing the same. Just sinking his teeth into your shoulder when he starts getting a bit tired so he can hold on for a bit longer.

He wants your attention for as long as possible, you probably have to cut him off sometimes because he's still trying to get you continue despite the fact he is clearly not in the right headspace to carry on.

Sharks don't have heat per say but they do have a specific mating season...so be prepared for way more neediness from Shark!Vox when that time rolls around.

My plan was a success! I have successfully rambled about Shark!Vox with no shame! Take that depression!

Anyway- that is all I got for now, enjoy your food I will be sending you some of my Vox stuff soon! End chorus!

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THIS IS SO UGHHHH. My inbox is blessed by you CD anon. Vox with a breeding kink is so hot but it actually makes sense with shark!vox and I love that.

Anyways, GOOD MORNING TUMBLR!

[oneforthemunny]

okay SO. i know i don't even go here, i'm a janitor!eddie girlie BUT i feel very strongly about hockey!eddie because he's insane but also so dumb and i love dumbasses. anyways. i was reading what you said about him being grossed out by his teammates when they cheat and i had this idea so i wanna share it with you

imagine, if you will, that reader becomes really good friends with another hockey wife. young couple, maybe they recently had a baby and reader is obsessed, eddie is obsessed because omg my girl with a baby why is this awakening something in me, it's all very cute. double dates type of shit, maybe this is the first time reader has felt included in the wives and girlfriends club! and then eddie's teammate cheats on his wife and reader finds out. she's DEVASTATED because that's her friend!!!! that's her adopted nephew/niece!!! why would that asshole do that??? so ofc she goes and tells eddie and eddie is LIVID. next day at the locker room eddie breaks his nose or something lmao

god this is so sick and so good because i feel it. like i can see it so vividly.

she finally gets into the group, feels apart of it, and is enjoying herself. plus, she's with this other wife, who seemingly has made it work ya know? husband still plays and she's with him, but also has a balance to her life and schedule, and a baby??? it's like everything reader has wanted, and she's seeing someone have it, and it gives her hope. like all these fears, they're silly bc this can work!

eddie's close with the teammate, but not the most close, bc they're on opposite sides (defense and offense) so they don't really practice and play as much. but still, he likes him, thinks he's a cool guy.

they all get super close, especially during off season, and hang out all the time. guys got a wife, a career, a baby? he's older, been traded before and kinda takes eddie under his wing. truly, they're very very fast friends.

then they go out one night. maybe they had a press thing to do, or a team meeting, decide to go for a beer after it.

eddie's thinking nothing of it, they're sitting at some bar or club or whatever, and next thing he knows, there's two girls?? the guy had called them?? he kisses the one girl in greeting and eddie is immediately sick to his stomach. floored, shocked, disgusted, hurt- all of the above.

he leaves, right there. no warning, nothing, just leaves. is visibly shaken when he tells you later, rambling, eyes wide, just perplexed.

i feel like he wouldn't jump right into beating him. you both talk and are like "no way, there's no way, right?" maybe they're in an open relationship? maybe they swing? maybe they're freaky like that?

so eddie tries to talk to him the next day about it. "i know you'd never do that, man. i'm sorry. i just, i kinda freaked."

but his teammate doesn't reassure him. doesn't tell him that his wife knows. he kinda gets quiet. "i mean, no, she doesn't know, but she really doesn't need to. now does she?" he kinda shrugs. "i mean, we just had a baby, and ya know, she's so tired all the time. it'd be shitty of me to ask her."

eddie is, once again, sick. jaw dropped, he can't even speak, he's so fucking sick. "plus the road gets lonely. you know what i mean." the teammate continues. "look, i love my wife. i don't think there's anything wrong with getting a little something every now and then. it's purely physical. i wear a rubber, get what i need, and come home and keep them happy. i mean, what's the point of causing issues in my own marriage, when i could do this? take care of it."

"you don't think fucking around on your wife is causing issues in your own marriage?" eddie sneers.

"no." he scoffs. "not unless she finds out. what she doesn't know won't hurt her, right?" he shakes his head, shrugs it off nonchalantly. "look, kid, i get it. you're in love right now with your girl. it's all about her and nothings better, and that's great. for now. then you'll want a little more, and, hey, there's nothing wrong with that. it's biologically encoded in our dna as mammals to need more than one mate. monogamy, it's barbaric. and you'll understand. one day... you know, shit won't look the same, feel the same, and you'll-"

that's when eddie breaks his teeth. knocks him clear out, his coaches and team mates running to break it up, confused why there's a fight on the sidelines? no regrets from eddie. he got fined, had to run suicides until he threw up, but it was worth it. knocking that piece of shit out, totally worth it.

[victimized-martyr]

20 & 28? i love all ur takes on kyman so so much!!!

These questions are a blast! I'm just happy y'all give me the chance to ramble abt them ghfs so thankssss

20. Do Stan and Kenny (and Butters) approve of this relationship?

Kenny canonically keeps most of his opinions to himself, and likes to watch from a distance. He’d approach Kyman in the same way, watching them unfold with a morbid curiosity, dishing his legendary advice only when he feels he absolutely must. Does that make him a dick? Probably. But, what else would you expect from Eric Cartman’s best friend?  

Butters on the other hand, is super vocal in his approval. The moment Cartman announces he’s with Kyle, its streams of "Congratulations, Eric!” and “Shoot, anyone could see this comin’ a mile away!" and “Don’t go breakin’ Kyle’s heart, Eric. He’ll fuck you up nine ways to Sunday if you do :D” 

And then there’s Stan. 

Kyle. and Cartman. Cartman and Kyle. Together….Would he approve? Well, he wouldn’t know. This indecision isn't the result of slow observation; he sensed something between Cartman and Kyle before they realized they had feelings for one another. It’s that Stan hates change, and he's anxious to think how the relationship will permanently affect the group, the one thing in Stan's life that’s endured all of South Park’s shittiness. Would things change for the better? Or worse? There’s so many ways Cartman and Kyle could fail and make things awkward in the group. Or, what if they get so engrossed with each other that they left him behind? That he disintegrates into white noise, losing his best friend? Cartman’s the only person capable of bringing out emotions no one else could with Kyle, so will he become the best or worst version of himself? It’s all too much. He needs a lot of time to process it. 

 More than anyone else, Kyle seeks Stan’s approval in his decisions, and has often come to him to rant about Cartman. Usually, he’d get a blunt response that refocuses him, if he ever gets a response at all. This time, he needs a prompt response, and Kyle’s patience is infamously thin. Kyle is already wracked with anxiety about whether being with Cartman is the “right” thing to do. Seeing Stan close in on himself once hearing the news sends Kyle’s paranoia thru the roof lmao. 

This is a whole ass fic askin to be written (am i not writing one already HILKDJGHLI), but essentially, Stan and Kyle would have a fallout before Stan reaches a conclusion on Kyman. Stan would probably say something he’d regret and be all moody and emotional for a while. Then he’ll get bitch slapped some sense into him by Wendy, or Kenny, or hell, maybe Cartman (because “Darsh, I can’t properly make out with mah boo cause he’s too busy PMS’ing over his butfucking-boyfriend. So cut the shit out already. "). He’s forced to realize that he should still be there for his best friend, whether he ends up approving of the relationship or not. Yes, Kyle wants his approval, but he also wants his super best friend more. (stg this is Kenny Dies all over again. Hoe runs away to deal with his own emotions before being there for others. When will he learn lol)

Stan’s wary for a majority of the relationship. But he’s there for Kyle. He’ll always be there. 

28. controversial opinion on kyman?

It has less to do with Kyman and more to do with tropes. I'm so SO tired of Party at Tolkien's House as the catalyst for Kyman. ;-; it's just, too easy to write, and it's even easier to fall into the trappings of "kiss as the only romantic awakening" and teen angst. Honestly? The kids probably wouldn't be able to enjoy themselves, bc the adults suck, and it's south park, so they end up crashing the party. And then aliens get involved, bc shit like that happens. Kyle and Cartman are feelin each other up and wanna seal the deal in the closet~? Well they can't. Randy's in there playin 7 minutes in heaven with a monkey and lo and behold, is the reason we have monkeypox declared as a health emergency.

[lavenoon]

Reversed Au Au roles... Sun as the rival sounds like a whole new monster to deal with. Too much energy for the night shift in an endearing way. I can see it now, if Robin ever got hurt on a mission Sun would be so concerned and kinda overbearing with how much he may care.

If the roles were reserved though, does that mean Moon may be the one in a suit instead? Or something close to that. Going around and getting information in a calm collected way that chills your bones.

Would this be Au Au Au?

Okay so, by the time you sent this I was already neck deep in an au au au ramble on discord, so it turned out a bit differently from this!

Robin is the one who changes shifts - less parkour for them (though they're still really good at it), but they are still a star agent, just doing the day shift's undercover work!

Sun and Moon/ Dawn and Dusk keep their job as is - Dusk just may end up a bit more bored with it all, since Dawn seems to be hogging all the entertainment (:

Rest of the rambles under the cut, because BOI this got long:

First off, link back to the ask that sparked this insanity with more details on the dynamic between Y/N and Moon!

So civilian Y/N got their earnestness going for them, though they definitely wouldn't share as much about their beef with their coworker with Moon - dude seems kinda reclusive, and they can respect that. no need to prattle on about work trouble if the other party isn't a "oh god whats the polite level of small talk when I cannot talk about this small talk topic uhhhhh lets just be super vague about it all" type of person

Maybe some time down the line he lets some concern slip - they look tired, everything okay? and they just laugh softly and explain it's fine, just a coworker that's testing the durability of their nerves

He's more subtle (sheepish) about caring, but does ask more and more from then on, just quick check ins and at some point quiet reassurances Y/N hears and interprets them as "hey, we're friends now!" and starts doubling down in their approaches, too - Moon gets a very special emotional cocktail when Y/N first gets him some cool crafting supply they saw while running some errands, made them think of him! They get a craft back unreasonably quick, where some of the material is incorporated, as a thank you. Lot less verbal about it though, because he still feels like he needs to keep that distance to not put them at risk

Post reveal Y/N gets whiplash with how comfortable he suddenly is lmao

They might ask Moon about his get up at some point, asking if he's into parkour or something, and he just freezes. After that, climbing park date SO real for these two <333

Dawn and Robin rivalry? Oh god. Oh god oh god oh god. Sun's secret agent persona does not fuck around, so it's a lot more tense. Dawn enjoys it much more than Robin would assume, and they're very frustrated with how suave he always reacts. They're more hotheaded, but also a lot more smug when they do feel like they get a "win"

Dawn quite enjoys teasing Robin, might lean into calling them a little thief, with them insisting that Robin Hood was a good thief, and they're a damn good agent, so!

Dude definitely gets a kick out of showing off, though he would never admit that it's that. The higher ups notice the tension here, too, but also realize that putting Dawn and Robin on missions together just makes them push each other to even greater performances. So they do that. And just assign them the same undercover missions. Lots of tense smiles and under breath jabs as they pretend to be whatever cordial cover they slipped under this time. (Fake dating/ relationship undercover missions is what I'm saying) (Also tense dancing scenes where they bicker the entire time? Please Oh god) (they get a mirroring scene post reveal when Sun invites Y/N over, cooks for them too <3, and just dance to some tinny radio song in their casual outfits - as far as Sun's is casual lmao)

Dawn doesn't mention Dusk at all, because in the end their job is to collect intel, what happens with that then isn't their responsibility anymore. So it just drops off the radar.

He tells Moon a bit about their little rival, and Moon's reaction is basically just "poor Robin, lmao. Good luck to them they need it" and that's that - he knows Sun, and knows that he sticks to the rules given to them by the agency, so everything happening is perfectly fine by their standards

But when Y/N gets hurt on the job? Oh no. Oh no no no. No one gets to do that. That's his little rival. Possessive protective Dawn? Check. Whatever fuck hurt Robin doesn't even get the time to regret it, really (even though Dawn is tempted, maybe). Robin is just extra confused bc ouch, stab wound, and what the fuck is up with Dawn, what's with the sudden attitude shift? Soft, concerned, almost hesitant to get close to them with his fingers fluttering all over them

They just blurt out a "Go back. Can you go back?" and startle him, but then he laughs, caresses their (masked) cheek, and tells them "We're getting you back to HQ, and when you're fully recovered again, I'll be just the Dawn you know. Promise."

Moon also gets that appendicitis message - and honestly, with Sun just wordlessly frantic in his head and Y/N out of commission, he kinda wants to bang his head against a wall. Has the idea of get well soon baskets - and Sun is MUCH more enthusiastic than canon Moon. Definitely also adds a card like "Better not get hurt again, or next time I'll add flowers. The time after that, the most embarrassing balloons I can find" and Y/N just gets that card and an embarrassingly elaborate gift basket (and a more appropriate one, with some of their favorite snacks, some new bedsheets in their favorite color, and a good book, from Moon) and is VERY close to ripping up the card. Comes home and just goes "thanks for the gift basket and not being weird about it" and doesn't further elaborate with the stormiest expression.

Moon just goes ??? and later DOES get them to admit that they got another from their coworker that bothers them, but not how he was "weird" about it

The reveal I don't wanna touch yet for this bc it would give away too much about the canon one, but post reveal?

Y/N and Sun just this weird dynamic of "STOP being so sweet it's weird" "Make me (:" and immediate return to being genuinely caring and they just are so thrown off their rhythm, but after the initial acclimation period just realize that it's all him - the bastard, and the caring neighbor, and they throw in a joke about how well he can separate his off time and work, and gets one way too smooth "There are some things I do enjoy in both" back

Moon post reveal also over the moon, similarly to alt reveal Moon. He's so so happy about not having to hide anymore, and he gets Robin on missions now, too! Ideal world for him fr. Probably started with calling Y/N dove pre-reveal, maybe after the bird feeder scenario, and then just very much enjoys that he can now continue calling them bird names on the job, too. They race a lot, and Robin kinda gets used to menace Dusk easier than suddenly sweet Sun - mostly because they can jab at him for it, meanwhile it feels strange trying to apply their rivalry rules to sweet neighbor Sun

Also, I officially got attached - I might just adopt this as AU AU AU (because yes, of course! <3) and do some comics/ drabbles for this on the side along with the main AU stuff. I'm just a little sucker and happen to love the reverse dynamics a lot, too

[jardaddy-a]

JARDINAE FOLLOWING LOVE LETTERS FOR NEW YEAR ! This post is dedicated to my beloved mutuals , consider this as a belated Christmas present , New Years Greeting &&. a thank you . This will be under a read more because of chibi-esque art &&. long messages for people , miss Reine Surrealis talks a lot , ok ? ok ! To my newer mutuals , hopefully we can interact more next year , thank you so much for supporting this original existencial mess !

Thank you all for supporting and writing with my OC Universe / World . I wish everyone a Happy New Year and a better 2023 !

@serpentsexile / @bellusnymphine - Angel Dior Demiurge my belovedest ! Bestie , I can't believe that we've been friends for 4 ? 5 ? years ! Tumblr is where the three of us met those many years ago and we've seen each other's lore and characters . It feels like yesterday when Envy was brunette, to blonde to sable-haired , to the white haired destruction daddy we know and love today WWWW , you also watched Jardin / Natura / Existencia develop over the years and we hit each other with our angst . You're my literature buddy , YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE . WE'RE TIRED OF ROMANCE WE WANT DARK FANTASY AND MURDER /JJJ , we always plot unhinged threads and exploration and i really love studying in-depth characterization with you . You also influenced me in many ways in writing and in spiritual world-wise . i'm super blessed to have met you and welcomed you into my life . I deem you and Rose as my platonic soulmates / siblings . We better make that cottagecore dream happen / SRS . Anyways , I know life is terrible but just know that I'm always here for you and when you need me , I'LL NEVER JUDAS YOU BBGIRL, WE RIDE AND DIE AND GET HATED BY GROWN MEN / CHRONICALLY ONLINE TWITTER KIDS FOR BREATHING . Anyways , Invidia / Envy is best destruction God and Hydrangea is best bimbo princess , my reprisal OTP . I'm still flabberghasted over how long its been , i still remember our first interaction being two of our lead characters : Invidia and Marigold , how far these two have gone . I am excited for your creations and what you will make in the future . I want my signed limited edition copy of Reprisal once its out , ok ? Anyways , I love you bestie , Happy New Year .

@lexpape / @laxmaisonxdieu - ROSE MY BBGIRL MY BASIL , pleASE COME ONLINE MORE / J . You're always busy and you always get fucked over by Alistair literally . I love spending random times with you when you stay online and rambling about random shit and we literally kinassigned ourselves as Sunny and Basil , You gon help me hide dead bodies fr <3 BYEEEE . Either that or the three of us just laugh at cringy shit together , it's our favorite pasttime <3 . It's endearing how bullyable you and your characters are <3 /JJJJ . But you're so funny and for what , but I admire how sweet and hardworking you are . Invite me to your wedding , bestie . Whose ? We'll find out ! LMAO . You inspire me a lot and I miss your presence and your furries , bc of you i'll force myself to tolerate furries :(((( , come back to us girliepoppp BYEEEE . Let you know that I'm always here for you and I miss your ocs and characters , when are you gonna update your lore , Angel and I are always waiting for food . One day when we finally crash at the same place , cook for us , ok ? I always wanted to try your cooking . I was supposed to draw Alistair too but fuck him , this isn't about him . I love you bestie , Happy New Year !

@sangdelune / @theircurse - STELLA !!!! ILY STELLA !!! I still remember several months ago I came across your promo and said ' oh worm , someone who write children very well ! ' and hit that follow button so hard . BUT STELLAAAA we've known each other for some months and we only really started to dm a lot when we finally exchanged discords , but our convos have been so fun and ofc bc canon is so terrible to Misha and Yumeno , I have decided that Jardin / Natura canonically adopts both of them &lt;;3 I care for you a lot and Alice and you two have been the sweetest and funniest companions ever . I hope to write with you more next year bc we did promise these two will interact with everyone in Jardin LMAO . But I super love your interpretations of these two kids , they feel like your characters now and I'm excited for your upcoming oc multi . ONE OF US ONE OF US !!! Anyways ILY and Happy New Year !

@embxllmer / @kunsttgalleriie - ALICE ALICE ALICE ILYSMMM !!!! We've been friends for months now , My fellow IDV Player and Joscarl Enjoyer . We both share the love for Joseph and Aesop and getting annoyed with toxic players <3 . Thank you so much for listening to my long ass Existencia Lore and I love your Historia Gallery lore so much and your characters , I cradle them in my hands . Tysm for keeping me company even on times you're super busy with work and school . We talk about Joscarl / Naibemma IDV in general , we ramble , rant , and share lore . I feel super connected with you and I feel super blessed I managed to meet and Stella this year , you two have been like gifts on my tumblr return . Thank you so much for being my friend and I want to spend more years of friendship with the two of you !!! Wait for me guys , i'll be kicking in Germany one day bc of the health care !!!

@imarahuyo - SOPHIEEE , you're one of my biggest insps and fellow peenoise . I admire you so much when I see you on dash , and i cackle during our discord chats . your writing is so artistically poetic and i love your interpretations of canons esp miss sen , i love miss sen sm , i hope the gacha gods finally have mercy on you and you get her in your next 20 pulls ! your writing & metas are so beautifully articulate so i can't wait to see you more on my dash . ( your commission is still halfway done so take this offering for now while you wait <3 ) . i hope to write with you more next year !

@crxstallium - SERIN ! ! ! Another big inspiration of mine , I love miss Crystal so much you have no idea . I love the silly moments we have on discord , and Crys really kicked in the gates of Jardin and bothered this supernatural found family and became Mimosa's sugar baby/JJJJJ . One of the best female ocs ever , I love your writing style your prose is so well-thought out and constructed that it takes me an hour to reply to your threads because of the :sparkles: QUALITY :sparkles: I hope to interact with you more & your other ocs and canons next year &lt;;3

@vibraea - CLEFGA ! Gemiya is another favorite female oc of mine , I love how you made her so flexible in any verse and scenario and she's always a delight to see in my dash and I love that she's just welcomed by Jardin and meshes well with a lot of my characters . I love all of our threads and I'm excited to write more with you in the future .

@terraeferae - KENNIE MY LOVES !!! Like Angel and Rose we've been mutuals for a long time now BYEEEE . I am loving the new and improved Wildlands ( pls post more metas on your blog i'm especially waiting for those ) , I drew Maiko beloved ( I owe her i recall when I got sick I'm so sorry it took so long <3 I'll draw better fanart one day . ) Hope to write with you more soon !!!

@fxtelism - We've been mutuals for a long while , you're a comfort to see on dash ! ( i dont think you remember me from my very old blogs , and i hope you don't ! LMAO we erase that cursed memory . ) I appreciate Alice's friendship with Venus sm , I hope to write with you more soon and have more of our ocs interact !

@aesthetiquement - Hi bes , you think you've seen the last of me ? Hello my labs and fellow peenoise too HAHAHA Thanks for being my textmate minsan bes . I love Meisha sm and our rambles and shitposts on dms , hope to interact with you more next year ! Bless Miss Meisha for tolerating the slowburn Knight DnD addict and my theiving British Dressmaker .

ADDITIONAL MESSAGE : @dcmure , @khaloymes , @phantasmaw , @londonfallen , @wonderloste , @spiritwhispers , @nulltune , @purewhiteprophet / @acandlelitdeath , @aceparagon , @sheyearns , @sapphiresands , @gainsflora , @earthssprout + everyone of my mutuals !!!

If you're reading this , I just want to let you know that you're one of my biggest writing inspirations and your presence on dash makes me incredibly happy ! I hope when the days get hard and you doubt yourself . Please be reminded that there are people who support you and your work and that your presence will always make a single person happy ! Keep doing what you enjoy doing ! I hope I have the pleasure to see you more next year and we get more interactions . I wish you all a happy new year and I hope 2023 is kinder to all of us !!!

[callmearcturus]

If endotype is linked to anatomy what does that mean for Dirk? I guess that’s none of anyone else’s business though

I'm still trying to nail that down. Do I want to do something like all humans have basically the same set-up anatomically, and their endotype just signals hormonally to the body what parts 'wake up'? That's what I'm leaning towards at the moment.

Because I think that alphas still have the ability to knot and get people preg and omegas have heat and get preg, and high/low-betas are the same but less potent, maybe?

I just have this very funny image in my head of Dirk sulking, and telling Jake "hey my knots coming in again, just a heads up" and Jake rubbing his back like "Oh, you poor dear, that slip-and-slide endotype of yours just can't make up its mind lately" but in his head he's just fistpumping because man a knot sounds FUN right now, hell yes. But also petting Dirk and making soothing noises. But also excited. Because he's jake english and he's the worst.

also i think this means tits. tits for so many people. you an omega? a low beta? you get tits, everyone gets tits, and in a move that is Very On Brand For Me, these anatomical things don't have, like, gendered associations at all. a lady on the bus might have a huge dick. that guy in your art class might have some tits. it's like completely decoupled from gender.

ALSO BEFORE ANYONE ASKS: HRT for endotype? totally a thing. if you just do NOT vibe with your body wanting to slide alpha or if you're tired of being a beta and wanna be omega, medicine is available and you're covered. i think this is super important because

oh my godddd i'm fucking rambling again but

as I'm worldbuilding, I am thinking about pack dynamics as a sort of response to the way multi-generational and mixed-family households are frowned upon in America and how in many ways that has exacerbated poverty in the US. (probably other places too, but I'm a Yank here, so) in contrast, packs are groups of related or not-related people who bound together and share resources and assist each other emotionally and all contribute to a whole. there's always drama, because families always have drama, but materially and economically, it's a net gain for the people involved and thus less of a weight on society.

so there is, structurally, governmentally, incentive to ensure people are the 'right' endotype they want to be so they can contribute to that and so it works better for everyone. thus: your universal healthcare will pay for your hormones.

dirk just doesn't bother because keeping like three different prescriptions active and seeing the doctor over and over for blood tests is just a pain in the ass, so he just rolls with his yo-yo endotype. and everyone knows he's happier when he has something to kvetch about, so its fine.

.... i've been thinking about this AU since december 2021.

wait if True Betas are middle of the spectrum maybe they are infertile and some people think its a bummer but SOME PEOPLE are like "oh shit yeah i'll be a True Beta, no kids for me, perfect" lmao yeah that's def a thing

[owlfacesab]

hey i'm sab. uhhh i use he/him pronouns and iunno if ill be super active on here but follow if you want to hear me say stuff idk.

taggin system:

#sab shut up - rambles

#sabs mailbox - asks (as if lmao)

#art for sab - if for some godforsaken reason you wanna draw me?

#cos does things - ooc posts

#important - important posts

thanks for reading ig. if you read all the way youre a loser. i shouldnt say that. bye

HEY! WELCOME TO THE OOC SECTION!

i'm cosmo (he/they/it) and i run this silly blog. i havent seen any rp blogs for sab so i decided "why not" and snatched it up

ANYWAY i have some rules!!

- NO NSFW! sab is an adult but im a minor and im uncomfy w that. flirting is ok but sab probably wont reciprocate bc hes demiaroace (hc) and tired

- bc we dont know much about sab this blog is very headcanon-based!

- dont dm me asking for rp i am very nervous

- there might be some slight themes of body horror due to sabs stitched on owl head but it wont be the main focus and will be tagged

- DONT BE NERVOUS TO SEND ME AND SAB ASKS!!! i might take a bit to respond but its bc i am tired. and sab is tired

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[inevitably-johnlocked]

STEPH!!! hi!!!!

*even more hugs because we all deserve more hugs!*

sooo you seemed interested in my babbling and my book recs so here i am 🙃🐢 hope you don't mind...

i just finished reading "another day" which is basically "every day" by david levithan but from the GIRL's view! i swear this author just keeps stealing my heart-

i cried AGAIN at the ending oh GAWSH THE FEEEEELS HOLY CRAPPIDY POOH!!

it's sooo interesting and fascinating and the writing style 😩 *chef's kiss* if i could i would marry it seriously- i read this one on my kindle and i highlighted every second paragraph i feel like xD

Rhiannon falls so hard for A and you never realize until you read another day!!! it's so cool... and A suddenly realizes how much they are missing from having to switch bodies (tho there are advantages of course)

(i'm suddenly thinking of all these people that follow you and are super confused what this weird turtle is talking about... lemme throw in an apology abou that - sorry turtles!)

anygays it was awesome (apparently i have read it but i had no memory if it lmao) and i discovered there is a THIRD BOOK WHICH CONTINUES THEIR STORY!!!!

gaaaahhhh i'm so excited for it!!!

i'll decide if i will write a johnlock AU after reading that book (it's called "some day") but it would be a fun project!!! even though i am not sure how to write this in my own style and ig it would be giant but i am so hooked omg!

PS: i probably just should have reblogged one of the other posts... oops. sorry about the inconvenience!

PPS: it's 2:45am where i live and i am like staaarving and it takes SO MUCH willpower to not just start the next (and last 😭) book... (okay i already got a sneak peek but still!!) yk when you're just so entranced by a book/story/universe you wanna keep reading forever but also can't wait to get to the end?? my gosh readers are poor creatures..

PPPS: omg i am so sorry this got so long!!! i'll stop now! hope you're okay/doing better! you are awesome!

all the love and much more (flowers? chocolate?)

-turtely 🐢

(following up on this post)

HI TURTELY!!

Listen, I love when all of y'all come here to ramble and be excited! It makes me very happy to know when Lovelies are happy, and it's comforting to know other people have hyperfixations like me, y'know?? I think it's amazing!

Wow, that book series sounds SO amazing!! I hope you write an AU for it, I think it will be awesome!!!!

And don't apologize, I usually miss reblogs until it comes back through my queue, so it would have been another month LOL. Sending another ask is fine HAHAH!

AND GO TO BED!!!! You're so silly!

And I'm doing okay, just very tired and very stressed, and looking forward to the long weekend coming up in a few weeks, since I booked a day off and we have Monday as a stat day, LOL.

Thank you so much for sending me this ask, it always makes me smile :) AND THANK YOU FOR THE HUGS!! I am so starved for affection and human touch, LOL.

[eldrichfuck666]

Get to know a simmer

Okay, soooo I was tagged by @silentsundown (thank you so so much for tagging me, I really love to talk, ramble and even most of the time overshare on this blog, so thank you! I really appreciate you tagging me, I hope you're having a really nice time of the day!! 💗)

1. What’s your favourite sims death?

Meteorite death in The Sims 3, definitely! And maybe werewolf bite death and I'm not sure if it's a mod, buut I love when humans die by being sucked out too much blood by a vampire, like blood loss death or? Oh! And being eaten by the cowplant. Also, death by a myth from High School Years pack. It's super creepy for me personally. Please note that I'm not really a player, so I don't remember much deaths, I'm sure there's so much more interesting. creepy and kinda funny ways to die in Sims 4!

2. Alpha or Maxis Match CC?

It's both! I equally love alpha and maxis match, and mix those two styles because honestly? There's too much gorgeous and unique cc to both of these styles to just choose or prefer one.

3. Do you cheat when your sims gain weight?

No? Maybe because they don't because even when (actually it's IF) I play I cheat their needs :DD OH, and I also have some MCCC marks or whatever it called in English (метки) so their appearance won't be reseted or be able to change because I'm too tired of their presets changing for some reason when I enter live mode.

4. Do you use move objects?

HOW CAN YOU FUCKING NOT USE THIS CHEAT????????

5. Favorite mod?

I don't really remember all my favorite gameplay mods, but there are some I can't play without (not including some obvious ones such as MCCC and WW and UI Cheats and cooking mods that I have a lot):

ALL mods from SpinningPlumbobs, especially the Expanded Mermaid and Werewolves! These are super detailed and amazing for players who mainly focus on occult sims. It makes occults so much more interesting to play and it brought me back to somehow enjoying gameplay.

ALL mods from PERSEA, but especially Realistic Life & Pregnancy mod because it has so much cute interaction and it truly brings in so much depth and a sense of feelings to sims. Like real emotions and buffs, also cute dialogue options!

ALL mods from Lumpinou. But especially RPO, Open Love Life, Psychic Sims and Rambunctious Religions (if you wanted to have a cult in your game, esp occult cult - it's possible!!! And god I LOVE having sexy priests that are really priests in my game). Actually, every single mod of this creator is my must-have for gameplay, so YEEEEAH.

ALL mods from Maplebell. I do think that the Acting overhaul was a very needed mod for the game, as well as the socials & more kisses mod!

ALL mods from Adeepindigo, but especially education system overhaul AND PARANORMAL CAREER & GHOST HUNTERS!! Family activities and custom nuptials are the mods I find myself using the most, as well as Pet Care Activities. Also, the tweaks & small mods are VERY useful! The only mod I don't use from this creator is dental care - although it's super cool and realistic, but it's too overwhelming for me (thanks OCD), same with the most recent - Divergent sims, it's incredibly detailed but I'm not ready to deal with the same shit I go though every day in The Sims too lmao. It's overwhelmingly realistic & very detailed!

There's so much more, but my brain is super dumb, so I can't remember, but! If you see any detailed occult mod esp for vampires - you KNOW i'm already using it because that sort of mods are the most amazing for me. I love gameplay mods. although I don't really play a lot, but I have much of them.

6. First expansion/game/stuff pack you got?

I'M A FUCKING PIRATE HOW DO I ANSWER? I got them all at ones time yeeeeeah I'm too cool for this question 😎😎😎😎😎 But if I'm being serious, although I got on a pirate ship when I was a teen, I started playing sims 4 when I think Cats & Dogs came out? So that can count as the first thing I got just because I started there. But If i'm being serious, I don't remember lmao. When I was a teen, I was pirating everything I saw on russian torrent websites, but I remember being instantly more interested in TS4 when pets expansion came out. SORRY I'M STUPID AND MY MEMORY IS TERRIBLE

7. Do you pronounce “live mode” like aLIVE or LIVing?

aLIVE. But overall, I have no idea how it should be pronounced. And with LIVing it sounds so dumb I'm sorry-

8. Who’s your favorite sim that you’ve made?

ANSEL ANSEL ANSEL ANSEL ANSEL ANSEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH AND- LUCINDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T CHOOSE! THEY'RE MY FUCKING KIDS!!!! I LOVE THEM ALL!!!!!! IT'S CRUEL TO PICK SOMEONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9. Have you made a simself?

Lucinda is enough of simself. I think. She has my appearance for the most part, and tbh, she's my vent OC so I guess?...

10. What sim traits do you give yourself?

I DON'T KNOW. WAIIIIT I searched for the post-reblog with traits, so yeeeeeah I found it! My brain doesn't know English today bc I just forgot how the traits translates in English, so....

LONER 🐺 DOG LOVER 🐕 PARANOID 👀 GLOOMY 🌧️ BOOKWORM 📚

11. Which is your favorite EA hair color?

ALL THE NEW 6 COLOURS SIMS ADDED IDK 2 YEARS AGO?? BUT ESP THE NEW BLACK & NEW VERY BLOND SOFT ALMOST WHITE COLOUR IIIII CAN'T HAVE ENOUGH OF ITTTTTTTT

12. Favorite EA hair?

Wait, howwww they even look? I haven't used any EA hair in the recent months or even years, so I had to look them up in CAS lmaooooo. Okay, so! Probably all HYS & Growing Together hair, almost all black hairstyles! AND I LOVE DREAM HOME DECORATOR AND NIFTY KNITTING HAIR!!! they're so good wowwwww! and i'm a fucking fan of Paranormal mullet! AND ALL THE HAIR FROM COTTAGE LIVING TOO! The way I didn't know about them until I started writing this tag 👁️👁️👁️

13. Favorite life stage?

YOUND ADULT. I'm scared of aging and death everywhere, so I have NEVER played a sim older than young adult. It may be oversharing (which is my love language btw and I just can't shut up SO BEAR WITH ME and my loud personality here), but the only thought about elders make me extremely sad and almost makes me hystericly cry for hours- NO IM NOT OKAY but my phychiatrist says it's getting better you know!!!! ALSO. My god infants are incredible cute and I love playing with kids because my god they're so adorable in game! I'm a child hater btw, but the game infants are super cute!

14. Are you a builder or are you in it for the gameplay?

I'm sorry but NEITHER. But if i need to choose, I'm choosing building because it's so good but also! Not nessecerealy building, but decorating! I don't build I'm fucking dumb & scared of floorplans, roofs and terrain painting. But decorating? Anytime, please!!

15. Are you a CC creator?

NO- At least yet, but we'll see! Btw, I almost forgot that I wanted to recreate a fucking pose from the sexy french anti-smoking campaign poster 👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️

16. Do you have any simblr friends/a sim squad?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY MUTUALS ARE MY FRIENDS BY THE ONLY FACT WE'RE MUTUALS EVEN IF WE INTERACT ONE TIME YOU'RE MY FRIEND AND I'D KILL FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

17. What’s your favorite game?

Ummm... Bloodborne & The Forest & Alien: Isolation?? But if we're talking about Sims, then it's TS2! The townies are the best although I didn't really grew up on The Sims in the way most simmers did, I played TS2 with my older sister all the time and this game has such amazing humor (although yeah it's pretty crude and mature BUT THAT'S SO COOL WWAAAAAAH) and personality, It's super good!

18. Do you have any sims merch?

DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW MUCH DELIVERY TO GERMANY COSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Although I want to have the merch maybe like?? Plumbob headphones or like headband? That would be so cool!

19. Do you have a YouTube for sims?

NO. I wanted to be simtuber for some time, but I'm too scared of hate that comes with particiapating in youtube community, so NEVER THANK YOU!

20. How has your “sim style” changed throughout your years of playing?

I have no idea, I'm sorry. And I don't really have my much older sims or screenshots or save files? But I think I started being more risky and using much more CC and using heavy alpha CC which I adore! Also, my sims started to become more and more gorey and dark-themed. Like- I feel like my sims were less horror-like few years before, they were casual occults. GOD I HOPE ONE DAY WE CAN HAVE TRUE BODY HORROR (MORE EYES PLEASE!!!!!!!! I WANT MY SIMS TO HAVE EYEBALLS EVERYWHERE ON THEIR BODY AND I WANT THEM INSECTS GROWING UNDER THEIR SKIN PLLLLSSS!), like imagine having open lungs. more than two hangs or other body parts?? OR BLOODY DEER ANTLERS OR- sorry im fucking unhinged and maybe one day I'd get my lazy ass and create it all myself BECAUSE I CLEARLY NEED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

21. What’s your Origin ID?

It's a secret. There's nothing and I was banned for piracy while sharing sims (no CC ones btw, and they were fucking normal like USUAL sims) TWICE. So nope!

22. Who’s your favorite CC creator?

I have 300+ GB mods folder how do i answer this.... Okay, let's do it! And BTW, I'm scared of tagging creators and tagging in general, so I won't do it this time so I won't spam or annoy anyone and won't be this anxious myself.

@pralinesims EVAN I'M SORRY BUT I'M TOTALLY TAGGING YOU!!! You- First of all, as I remember, you were the first creator with whom my journey with CC began and even then, you had a superior quality CC, and it was and still is the best CC content ever! I know I've said it a million times before, but! Your CC is a true must-have for me, I literally can't imagine CAS without it, it changes so much and adds necessary little details that give my sims a lot more personality :') AND SPECIAL THANK YOU FOR THE GORE!!!! gore forever!! I love gore!! AND FOR THE EYES!!

@lady-moriel (I know I tagged you twice in this post, but it's for a different purpose 😭😭 pls forgive me) has the most amazing fantasy/ occult cc which is really high quality AND MY GOD THE ARMOR!! AND DRUID STUFF!! It's so unique and done just so amazingly, all the details- it looks beautiful in game and I fucking swear, I can't live without your CC! And I still can't get over your Leshey set, because my god... I can talk about it for hours, it's just- It's a perfection, and you need to know that it's only thanks to you I can have literally Zone Blanche in my game-

Now, creators I'm afraid to tag in this ramble thingy. IT'S GOING TO BE SUPER LONG SO BE PREPARED LMAOOO

23. How long have you had a simblr?

Favorite skin details/skins creators — @/obscurus-sims, @/northernsiberiawinds, @/poyopoyosim, @/ddarkstonee, @/sims3melancholic, @/lamatisse, @/nesurii, @/angissi, @/twisted-cat, @/squea, @/thisisthem, @/simbience, @/sammi-xox

Favorite presets creators — @kashisun (!!!!), @/hi-land, @/viagosims, @/cinnasims, @/meeshi, @/ssspringroll, @/sammi-xox, @/arenetta

Favorite clothes creators — @/backtrack-cc, @/eunosims, @/nucrests, @/gorillax3-cc, @/plbsims, @/lumysims, @/trillyke, @/amelylinaa, @/arethabee, @/liliili-sims4, @/cinnamon-sims I don't remember more I'm sorry- I use much cc but do I remember creator names? mainly not 😭😭 my brain is not braining i-

Favorite hair creators - @/sheabuttyr, @/simandy @/ebonixsims, @/icchixxxxxx1, @/clumsyalienn, @falsogod, @/0o0ghost0o0, anto, @/leahlillith, @/aladdin-the-simmer, @/simstrouble, @/zaozzaa, darknighTt on tsr, @/1-800-cuupid THERE'S SO MUCH I'M JUST DUMB AND I HAVE MEMORY LIKE A FISH-

I came here in March, I believe! So like... 3 months? And my god I never felt this accepted in any community before, although begging was very scary and still is a bit, but the more I shared my OCs, edits and screenshots with you, the more accepted and loved I felt and my god, this is such an amazing feeling when you see how everyone share their amazing creativity and love for franchise and just- It's truly amazing to see everyone's amazing creativity and I still can't believe how different everyone's sims and game is! IT'S JUST SO COOL! I love seeing such different and unique visions being connected by the one game.

24. How do you edit your pictures?

OOOH It's a lot! First of all, I have pretty heavy and detailed reshade (but my PC is very much okay with this, so don't worry), I have a couple of favorite presets that make the game look SO MUCH DIFFERENT AHH! But keep in mind that I change a lot of settings and have my MXAO's set differently. The ultimate favorite of mine is Softee preset by Lustrousims! Its truly amazing and I use it every time. What I love about it is colour scheme and the way it DOES work with POC sims which is AMAZING! So for gameplay or build (which i have like... three, maybe?) or cas posts I don't really edit anything, maybe use a couple of color ajustments + dust + light leaks + resolution enchance + blur background a bit or make some details pop, but that's all!

But when It comes to my edits.... I do use blender, so you can see a few of my renders here. I edit them and in-game pictures either in GIMP or Photoshop (I pirate it too btw) for psd actions or if i'm editing while at work or while going somewhere - i use mobile editing apps such as Photoshop Express & Lightroom, Glitch Lab, Polarr, Vaporgram! Sometimes mobile apps are more useful for specific things than GIMP or Photoshop on PC lmaooo, so yeah.

Thirdly, I enchance resolution on PC by Topaz AI and on mobile with Remini, which is super useful because it does add details and really unblur pics.

25. What expansion/game/stuff pack is your favorite so far?

OKAY SO. Please keep in mind that my opinion may be weird, but that's because I never paid a single euro for The Sims 4, I KNOW most of TS4 packs and content in general is super overpriced and bad if you keep in mind how much you paid for it, but I haven't, I have it all for free, so I just mostly enjoy everything when I truly explore or play it. I do still shame EA tho lmaoo.

Expansions: Get to Work (mainly because of aliens and active careers), Cottage Living (HAVE YOU SEEN THE CUTEST COWS??HAVE YOU SEEN THEM??), Cats & Dogs, Growing Together, Island Living.

Game packs: Vampires (OBVIOUSLY!), Strangerville, Realm of Magic, Werewolves

Stuff packs: PARANORMAL, Vintage Glamour, Movie Hangout Nifty Knitting, Tiny Living, Laundry Day!

26. What expansion/game/stuff pack do you want next?

Okay, sooooooo......

Expansion: music groups & choirs & opera pack that will bring more ACTIVE careers for musicians, more music instruments, PLEASE GIVE ME OPERA AND BALLET THEATERS (... my russian side truly wants to have it, like pls), tours and trip-hop as in-game genre! Also, It would be amazing if they'll add something like church choirs or something like that.

Game pack: FAIRIES. And bigfoot. Please. I want to have those in my game so bad! Also, I think it would be amazing if we'd another pack where we'll get the whole funeral system, like funerals and graveyards! I WANT TO HAVE THOSE SO BAD. And I want this pack to have maybe mortician career. maybe even an active one? As well as active funerals, more coffins with cross-pack compability so that vampires can sleep in them too. Also! You know this message your sim sometimes get about their very far relative passing away and giving them money? I want it expanded & it's a great ability to add an option for a sim to own a multiple homes and apartments, like having their own and the house that was passed for them by a grand-someone.

Stuff packs: something for toddlers and infants, maybe including functional strollers & new interactive toys (like a mini piano or a book that can sing them songs) and more clothes and bb objests. I think we need more gameplay for toddlers and infants! And also, maybe a separate stuff pack for kids? ALSO WE FUCKING NEED THE SPOOKY STUFF REFRESH!

Lastly, I'm tagging @alinelie, @lady-moriel, @lunarspellsims, @noeyinthemist, @the-daydream-archives, @2013trait, @isthisdesire98. I know it's not a lot of you, but I don't remember who I've seen doing this tag, so yeah! Please feel free to ignore this and I also apologize in case I annoyed you. I hope you're having a good day! I love you all just so much!

[you-can-reclaim-your-crown]

i understand you completely! it's the same for me except i'm a native english speaker lmao. but the fact that you're willing to write a story in english despite it being your 3rd language is already an impressive feat, you should be proud! here's a protip in case you need it, consider searching these terms if you find yourself unable to properly convey your thoughts into your writing: (insert word or phrase here) synonym, (insert word or phrase here) definition, (insert word or phrase here) antonym. don't worry about it though really, i do think that art is challenging and difficult to create - be it drawing, writing or videos - it does require a lot of practice and studying to be able to reach a certain level of skill but it doesn't matter as long as you keep trying and giving your best! at the end of the day, more than anything else i think effort is of the utmost importance and it'll definitely reflect in one's works. i'm wishing you the best and i look forward to what you have in store <3 will you be posting it on ao3? the mods will add it to the sukugoweek collection if you tag your work with sukugoweek2023. i found out that they'll be accepting submissions until january 3rd so there's still plenty of time left! if you wish to post more than 1 fic, please feel free to do so too. they also just added a special prompt for gojo's birthday, you might want to use it if the opportunity arises haha. aw it's no problem, i'm happy to know that i was able to help you in some way <3 yes i feel you, these bitches had me in a chokehold since 2021 when i first got into jjk! it's going to be my 3rd year of brainrot soon in a couple of months, time flies so fast...

You really do say the sweetest things🫶🏻 i get a little message like this and i feel so happy it's almost embarrassing.

Languages are so weird.

How are "English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though."

And

"Gore gore gore gore"(croatian) even real?? Whoever decided this: buddy, you blew it. Super hard. Complete buffoonery.

Special prompt you say..🤔 it does give me some ideas...

i might have underestimated how long this is going to be. My plan was a one shot and a little bonus chapter/epilogue-ish thing. But we will see. Maybe i have to split the main chapter.

I think i started to ship them around October 27th, so I'm a sukugo baby. It's the first gojo ship I'm really invested in. I'm fond of nanago but it's just that.

(Shout-out to 0bstinate for this one sukugo on 'it is not enough to love you' post. That really got my gears turning... you're a hero)

And then it his my lika a truck. They have everything I'm into: enemies-to-lovers, honoured/fallen one, red+blue, canabilism as love language (bc i like them a little fucked up), monsterfuckery, i hate everyone but you, unhinged x unhinged, corruption/redemption etc. let's be honest their fight was basically foreplay. Archenemies? Kinda gay if you ask me.

Aaaand I'm rambling again😅sorry

But to answer your question: yes I'm going to post in on ao3. Because fuck anxiety, we are so back bitches. And I'm a people pleaser and you encouraged me, so you are my people to please. Sorry buddy but you are not getting out of it now.

Anyway my reply is probably a bit all ower the place. I didn't sleep well, I'm tired and i accidentally deleted my reply before so i had to typ it again.

I really really appreciate that you took your time and wrote me❤️ thank you from the bottom of my heart

[himbeaux-on-ice]

looking for the presser for that Reavo quote led me back to one of my favourite underratedly delightful 2021 pressers, ft the usual suspects (coming off an OT GWG and eight (8!!) combined points between them), which I have now watched like five times for serotonin

the highlights:

Mark's mic being broken/disconnected to start

Mark getting confused about whether he should talk bc of that.

Max (mid-hiccup) noticing the mic problem and silently turning his own mic towards Mark a little bit to 'help' while looking directly at whoever's behind the camera ('Is- is that good? Am I helping?' you are not, but it's the thought that counts honey):

our old friend Chris Chapman asking a question that references a prior inside joke (reference to an old football movie) that Mark and Max made with each other in a different presser like two months before. good job Chapman you're being so normal about it. relatable.

disembodied tech support hands reaching into frame to unplug and re-plug the mic at one point.

Max looking over to Mark with a deferential "correct me if i'm wrong" about something he said which he definitely seemed to already know was true, twice (also giving us a great side view of his floofy hair):

Mark's mic still being out halfway into this session despite best efforts

Max at this point very visibly trying not to laugh at whoever's behind the camera trying to fix the mic, while Mark is stoically giving some heartfelt answer about the fans despite having been asked basically the same question like two or three times (sound on for the additional comedy of Stoney's monotone impassioned word-salad rambling in the background lmao):

a trademark 'our captain is fantastic and the very best no i'm not surprised that he had five assists tonight and obviously he set up my game winning goal that was all him he's amazing' speech from Patch, bc what is a presser without one

Mark still doing his usual 'nah it was all on the shooters to get open, I just found them with the puck, they did all the work' humble schtick after a match in which he set a new franchise record for assists in a single game with FIVE primary assists, setting up every goal Vegas scored. unbelievable. I'm gonna shake him.

some cat behaviour:

Max saying he felt like he was gonna throw up if he had to skate up the ice one more time trying to chase down one of the Wild's rookies with his "old legs" in three-on-three OT before he finally scored lmao

(honourable mention even tho it's not in this clip to the fact that when the GWG is scored you can hear Mark just fucking screaming in the mostly-empty arena lmao)

these half-second screencaps I accidentally paused on which I'm keeping as reaction memes:

Mark saying it was a "first place game and we had to play like it" and then getting asked about that same answer later and saying basically yeah it was pretty good except for the second period where we kinda sucked real bad

Max being super fidgety most of the time and then zoning the fuck out with a stock-still thousand yard stare for a good fifteen-twenty seconds twice in the last minute or so of the presser, presumably out of sheer tired

Mark abruptly sounding like he's gonna cry mid-answer and then you realize he was just trying not to burp lmao

what a couple of fools, bless <3

[weregreatatcrime]

I'm sick and rereading Two Halves and I know I leave a lot (A LOT) of stuff in the end notes but there's actually lots of stuff I still never mention or talk about so here's a long sick at 4am ramble about things I didn't get the chance to talk about but wanted to (in somewhat of an order reminded by rereading) or at least just some lines I particularly enjoyed

Chapter Two commentary ayyy

Stockman is great at keeping a secret but horrible at reigning in his scientific curiosity. Karai literally running away from attention asdfg. Karai twitchy (stabby) when people stare at her part 2

"She didn't even understand half the things he said. She wasn’t going to waste her only shot by being a dick to the scientist making it possible."

Karai playing ambush predator ninja on the Kraang just makes me happy

Her magic cloak isn't like an invisibility cloak or anything. It just retracts light juuust enough to distract from the size of her. If you don't know she's there your eyes will glance right over. Rip her cool cloak, torn to shreds in the Darklands later

The cloak is a thing because 1: drawing four arms EVERY TIME can get frustrating and 2: she holds it tight around herself when anxious. Karai twitchy (stabby) when people stare part 3

Karai doesn't NEED her magic to be stealthy, it just adds an extra touch

Her worst fear is being Caught

If I were to explain cognitive difficulties fucking with the way I talk, I would point directly at the Kraang. That's what I sound like on bad days, except a lot simpler and a lot less robotic hfvsjfhsf

I'm never writing Kraang dialogue again, that One sentence made my head spin

Karai’s lower legs are super thin and she uses this to her advantage. They work excellent as piercing weapons when she needs em. She landed on those Kraang and her legs just fucking stabbed through them.

I like to think that despite how easy she makes it look, the Kraang armor is actually harder to cut through than she expected. Even for her magic burny blades

I say "blades" because her weapons aren't exactly swords. She has some swords, but she also has a wide variety of weapons all shaped differently. Most are curved and jagged in strange ways like most changeling weapons tend to be. She's got a couple hand axes too

She stashed Kraang tech in her actual pockets and also in her magic pockets

Karai stuffing wires in her mouth like a little kid shoving candy in her mouth trying to hide that she did it

"Donatello's voice crack was always funny to hear in the middle of combat."

"Karai thanked the Pale that her cloak covered most of her. The four sets of curious staring to suspicious glaring made her hackles raise." Twitchy (stabby) pt 4

The Kraang started trying to bug their tech when DONNIE started to steal their shit lmao

Using Leeroy Jenkins as a non, verb, and adjective brings me joy

Unfortunately those thin legs mean when she loses her balance it goes hard

"She just wanted to eat him up, he was so cute." <- literal

When designing her I briefly considered tusks but tossed them aside almost instantly

Karai definitely almost cried when Mikey gave her a name. She's never been given her own real name before. Crying in the club

I'm gonna stop trying to count all the times Karai gets twitchy (stabby) over being Seen bcz it's a lot and I'm too tired to count. Just know it's Everywhere

Shout out to this chapter for the comment that gave me a dizzy spell from excitement because it's when the TV Tropes was first set up lol

[wispcherry]

second time around on the same url baby! I swear I am NOT a bot

hi okay so this is, at the moment, a fanpage. probably for fanart and mumblings and what have you. really been consumed by good omens (+ related Europeans) lately but i also get silly with poetry, geology, linguistics, art, Scooby Doo for some reason, dungeons and dragons, Zelda. I cannot stress it enough that I'm into Mitski, and everything queer under the sun. and out of it. we here at wispcherry stay goofy.

tag guides for your favoritest weird guy:

Good Omens (Good Fucking Grief Neil)

#past my ear = good omens reblogs! not my own thing

#the plume of my imaginary tante = my own ramblings about good omens.

Still working on a fanart tag because. I haven't posted fanart yet.

Supernatural (I haven't finished it so I can only post + look at so much. Grief)

#big super naturals = my own original spn posts. you're a tumblite you know what spn is

Scooby Doo

#ruh roh. reblog = this franchise consumed me at a young age

ZELDAAAAA

#skyward shitposting = im too tired for separate game tagging. love link and zelda though

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#hairy baby spam = the unsleeping city... oh god..

Castlevania. Drops to my Knees.

#my immortal netflix adaptation = feral about this but the hyperfixaton hasn't kicked into full swing yet

ohhhhgod. Doctor Who

#just a few days ago i was this really brilliant secondary blog = im on series 2 baby

ATLA (all versions. we don't talk about the old live action)

#the newly refurbished blog tag

the other ones :]

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if you want to get to know a brief bit about me:

Hi, my name is Monty, I'm a trans. Something. and I use he/they pronouns. 17 going on 18. Filipino-Japanese-German-Irish. It's a mouthful. Unfortunately a boykisser, luckily a ladyliker, always an appreciation for those in between. Friendly to most. Most. I think roleplaying is kind of sick (positive connotation) and that being in fandoms is positively delightful. AI is shit. Free Palestine. TERFs, MAPs, MRAs, fascists, you know the like, can fuck off. ACAB. Unless it's Inspector Constable. (Can't say much about inspectors and constables, I'm from the states.) I'm a silly guy but please be decent on the page. And off of it.

[hogwartshiftingdiary]

My experience at Hogwarts: The Hogwarts Express

I'm going to do some of these, organised by thing? I guess? Because that just seems easiest for me, I can't exactly remember everything. But I started on the Hogwarts Express, so this seems as good a place as any. Gonna put it under the cut because there is some rambling about my love of trains down there.

I scripted that I woke up on the Hogwarts Express. I don't really know why I scripted that, it just seemed a good place to wake up where I could meet some people and not miss out on anything. I was not really excited about this bit at all but I completely forgot one thing: I love trains! Forgot how much I totally love trains. Trains are awesome. Steam trains especially. The interior wasn't anything exciting, pretty much like the films, standard 90s train interior (albeit private compartments which are nice) but it smelled like a steam train! Trust me, that is exciting to me.

I woke up to an empty compartment, which surprised me because I kind of scripted that Fred and George would be there, but within seconds they knocked on the door. Lee was there too. I know you want to know more about them but that's going to be a different post I'm afraid. This is about fucking trains.

We'd only just left London when I woke up so the trolley lady came round. I was slightly scared of her because I've read the cursed child? But honestly she was just super old. Like that was the overwhelming impression you got of her. We got some sweets but I think food is going to be a seperate post too lmao sorry. The views were kinda really cool though. There weren't many cities which isn't surprising, it seemed to keep to the countryside, although we could see one in the distance which Lee said was Manchester. When we got into Scotland it was starting to get dark but there were mountains and shit which was cool as hell.

Honestly I wish I could tell you about Hogsmeade station but it was really dark and also getting quite late so I was just tired. It looked like a station, alright? We couldn't even see Hogsmeade from there, I think it's a bit of a trek from the village itself. Then Fred, George and Lee had to go and I had to find some first years to get on a boat with! Yeah I'm starting first year. Really wanted the full experience lmao. For some reason I actively sought out Draco, Crabbe and Goyle. Again, another post. The sight of the castle was awesome, though. It was all lit up over the lake. I was really disappointed I didn't see the giant squid under the lake, but I would see it (him? her? I don't really know) later. And then, the sorting! Again, another post.