#AU AU AU

[cyareclones]

i miss u

[lavenoon]

Dawn, a Victorian Lady, scandalously exposing his ankle rolling up his sleeves: Will they notice my flirting?

Robin: *simp crisis, but like, also in denial*

Based on this

[rockingrobin69]

Pack

1.4k (gasp) for dear anon, AU full of - family, friends to lovers, and of course pining

It was cute when they were in school, the whole rivalry thing. Draco’s “I got an E in potions” versus Harry’s “my mum sends the best parcels”, Draco’s “Padfoot let me ride his bike” to Harry’s “I’m still faster on a broom”. It was fine. Fun, even, rolling around the Gryffindor common room, teasing and screaming and laughing, endless nights of sneaking around and annoying the shit out of everyone.

(Draco told him once, hiding underneath a desk in an abandoned classroom, waiting for Filch to leave the library. How his Father always said he’s meant to be in Slytherin. Father, with that look in his eyes, detesting and sneering and a little hungry. But then he got Moony and Padfoot, and can you imagine the look on Pads’s face if he got sorted there? Mental. Besides, who would want to anyway. It was better to be here with Harry, making sure his stupidity didn’t get him killed.)

It was still a little cute after graduation, when Harry came to stay with them for three months. Draco’s “I know the best restaurants” to Harry’s “I made your favourite pasta”, Harry’s “early registration” to Draco’s “already have a job”. Moony and Padfoot let them do whatever, almost, treated them like adults, in a way Harry’s parents never really would. Although Sirius got so angry one morning, when Draco came back from a night shift he wasn’t meant to do. He hasn’t told anyone about it, and Pads was worried about him, wanker. Draco had tears in his eyes when he shouted back, about back off and shut up and this isn’t even, a lot of “you don’t understand”s that Remus actually laughed at.

(Harry never had shouting matches like that with his parents. His mum would usually storm off to cool down, and his dad never raised his voice. But Draco and Padfoot made up before breakfast was finished, frowning around their toast and glaring at Moony, who was still laughing, and it was okay. Then at the end of summer when Draco handed them the envelope with all the money he’s saved—“I just wanted—to give you something back—” Harry was glad he’d be leaving soon, because it was terrifying, watching Remus and Sirius cry so fucking much).

It was less fun during Uni, because Draco never went, and Harry had no one to compete with. Draco got a better job than his crappy summer one, and Moony got him his own bike, which was really unfair. Harry’s shitty old car used to be his gran’s and it didn’t go thirteen miles without falling apart. Whatever. They met every break, sometimes during the semester too. Often as they could travel. But it wasn’t the same, because their lives were so different now. “Submitted my essay on the very last minute” didn’t really compare with “getting an actual office here!”. And Draco looked so grown up in his black jacket and that annoying new eyeliner-habit, so good and—far away, and it hurt, a bit. To not be a part of it all. Of his life.

(He went to see Father, he said, a rare three AM phone call the night before Harry’s organic chem exam. In prison. He went to visit him, mostly because—well, he didn’t really know why. And it was awful. Which Harry was a little happy about, because he always hated the man, and it was easier, he imagined, not to be so torn up. But Draco sounded so sad. Heart-breakingly so. There were lots  of pauses on the phone, like Draco was smoking fifteen cigarettes one after the other. “Anyway,” he said in the end, sighed again. “Don’t tell Pads or Moony. They’ll break that man’s face, and I can’t have my real dads in prison, right?”)

It got infinitely better when Harry moved to the city in work placement. Draco got his own flat—a horrible, dingy little place he was endlessly proud of, and Sirius and Remus came by every weekend. Harry loved it and hated it and decided he was moving in too, to which Draco laughed and said, I already have a room for you. Supposing he won that round.

(it was messy, and gross, and wonderful. They found the best-worst pubs in the neighbourhood and became friends with the old queer couple the floor above. A lot of things became—clearer, and more confusing, and his mum almost got a stroke when she came to visit the first time, and dad and Sirius warded the entire place like it was a national security issue. It was amazing, and Harry was a little bit in love. Oops.)

It got worse again, because being in love (oops) meant Harry lost every single argument, seeing as he couldn’t think straight anymore. He forgot to tell Draco about his big findings because the bastard wore the tightest trousers. Draco’s ‘hilarious’ stories about his ‘hilarious’ ‘’handsome’’ (!) colleague made Harry green with nausea, which meant he couldn’t form any good rebuttals with his co-researchers. It was a disaster, and Harry hated losing, and losing to Draco all the more—then Draco got that promotion offer in Italy, and—it was getting worse and worse by the minute, because he was actually thinking of going—

(“I have to be my own man,” he said, with that face he makes when he’s hurt, like Harry’s betrayed him. “I need to find—it’s not that easy, not like it is for you, it has nothing to do with—” and Harry didn’t know how to ask him not to leave, how to make him understand he’ll be taking Harry’s heart with him too, how to keep Draco from doing what might be the best thing for him. So he only nodded and said, “You should go.” And Draco turned around, still shaking, and left.)

Then it was the worst, because Draco was in fucking Italy, and the flat was so empty it made him sick. His mum and dad came over, and when it wasn’t enough they brought Moony and Padfoot too, so his whole family was there, and they had nothing to tell him. Harry hated his job, hated his life, hated everything and everyone—and no, even if it wasn’t true, it felt like it, because Draco wasn’t there. Sirius patted his arm, and mum hugged him so tight, and Moony sighed, but dad was the brightest, because he said, “Why don’t you go too?”

(It took three Floo calls, a month of preparation, and five job interviews. Dad bought him a new suit, mum rewrote his resume, and with some of Pads and Moony’s contacts, they got him this magical-researcher position in Verona. Booked the portkey and everything, and didn’t tell Draco he was coming. And then, suddenly, they were all coming: always wanted to see Italy, apparently, and hey, they missed Draco too, he was basically all of theirs son, and—butt off, mum—didn’t help. They all got tickets on the same key, and ambushed Draco outside his new, fucking-gorgeous building.

He came down the street around half five, laughing with this handsome Italian bloke, and Harry wanted to die. But then he saw them all and stopped still in his tracks. Blinked and blinked for an impossibly long time. Tilted his head, blinked again, then said, out loud, “What the actual fuck?”

The others waited, thank god. Harry ran forward, so nervous he was choking, and said, without a single thought in his head, “I missed you so much. You’re so fucking beautiful, I missed you, who’s this guy, I missed you I missed you I—”

Draco smiled, that lopsided thing with the eyeroll and said, “I missed you too, but why did you have to bring my parents?”

And then he kissed him, and Harry felt like he’s floating, like fireworks went off—no, it was just the others, cheering like bloody idiots. Harry’s grin was so wide it hurt.

“I know the best ice cream place in town,” Draco whispered, conspiratorial, still smiling. “Fabio’s wife owns it, right around the corner. Want to go, catch up a bit? Just the two of us? Before we… with everyone else? I just. I really missed you.”

And maybe it wasn’t a competition, not exactly, but Harry still felt like he won.)

It got even better after that. Pretty-fucking-great, actually.

[kaiserobsession]

idk how to draw but who cares i am still posting my shitty drawings

[wlliqubb]

✨STEVEN UNIVERSE AU✨

Aaaa this is my favorite diamond design!!! In my au white replaces yellow she was created as a second diamond, it was an experiment of yellow to create a gem without feeling ... which in the understanding of yellow was synonymous with lack of weakness and perfection

[newhanovere]

javier “i’ll cut your throat that’ll shut you up” escuella and john “you’re beautiful” marston

[asillylitteseabunnyay]

I have another idea of ​​yandereplatonic dorm leaders, what would happen if little brother!reader went on an "adventure" at school??like reader go into the florest or something like that? (Please someone do this or I'm going crazy -)

[jomiddlemarch]

"One possibility, raised by the physicist Lee Smolin and the philosopher Roberto Mangabeira Unger, is that the laws of physics can evolve and change over time. Different laws might even compete for effectiveness. An even more radical possibility, discussed by the physicist John Wheeler, is that every act of observation influences the future and even the past history of the universe. (Dr. Wheeler, working to understand the paradoxes of quantum mechanics, conceived of a “participatory universe” in which every act of observation was in some sense a new act of creation.)"

[ichoric]

reading eorzea academy and LOSING IT HAVEKDBEKDNSKN

[lavenoon]

Accidentally Undercover AU Masterlist

I will sort all content on tumblr - ao3 chapters I'll also list with the same markers as on the titles, NC for Non Canon and AU for Reverse AU - here's the OG Post

This is only the first half because the masterlist went way beyond what tumblr could handle. Check the reblogs for additions!

Art:

Oh no he's hot

Scars

Stabbing (CW blood, injury)

Shared mission fallout (alt reveal)

Glow in the Dark Glitter Glue

Old Hobby

Scary Robin doodles, AU interactions, More scary Robin (doodles)

Fun Day and Fun Day Fallout (Canon Reveal) and They do know him, after all

Eclipse and Eclipse kisses (New Horizons), and Eclipse cuddles (New Horizons)

Reversed styles

First system crash

Pranking Moon

Robin simps

Forever menace

Memes

Affection

Rambles:

Reverse AU jealousy

Repeated stabbings (alt reveal)

Reverse alt reveals

Random reverse au tidbits

Reverse post-reveal - Dawn redemption arc

Stolen item recognition (alt reveals)

Mini reveal ramble

Eclipse hurt comfort

Worst Case Scenario and the Fix It

Reverse AU official reveal

First (main au) kisses

Zugunruhe alt fallout and Reverse Zugunruhe

Sick Day alt reveal

[noite-de-inverno]

Amor ❤️

[robinrequiems]

just been thinking of dick graysons parents not dying and they end up adopting all the batkids, jajajajajshah I just think it’s cute. no death. none

[samwinchester-asks]

Introduction <3

This is just some silly idea I came up with, with the help of @chasingdean, go follow them <3 My main acc is @sams-subtext , go follow that too! I will be answering these in character, yes Ask anything you want, I'll try to respond as much as I can! This is just for fun so <3 I use any pronouns, if you were wondering :) So yeah :)) Have fun asking!! ;;;;;

[unscribbledd]

[teddiebearie]

augh there’s this. really pretty furisode kimono on sale and I am really debating buying it but ;__; it’s not cheap... and I think one of the measurements is off. the width is supposed to be ~40cm longer than your hip length, but with the one listed this would only be wearable for... people with 20cm hips? which is ridiculous for obvious reasons. especially since the height and other measurements are clearly for adults and would fit me without much problem

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]