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things you DO NOT need to be a man
a dick
he/him pronouns
XY chromosomes
things you DO need to be a man
the swiftness of a coursing river
the force of a great typhoon
the strength of a raging fire
the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon
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To defeat the huns
#mulan#trans#transgender#trans pride#1k notes#2k notes#3k notes#4k notes#counting cuz wow#its just mulan yall. chill.#/silly#what have i done
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can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bootlickers, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again
#also yes im aware of the shit CEO and his shit practices f*ck that guy lol#that’s why i wrote the word ‘FAILING’#wow how tf did this get almost 100k notes… social media is flopping so hard#remember fuck the technocracy 🫶
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Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the wringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault
#you know who#mine#blorbo#1k#okay wow people can relate lol#FUCK I WROTE RINGER NOT WRINGER AND NOW ITS VIRAL FUCK#anyway fixed it. for anyone that cares lol#viral
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nothing but respect for our troops (smut writers) but listen. i dont want to be the person to tell you this, but not every character is going to be a dom or a sub. some people. and i know this is hard to hear. but some people do have vanilla sex. and some of those people might even be The Character.
#kellan.txt#fandom#the kink fic post#editing to add the following tags:#obviously people can do whatever they want i am not the fandom police#dont like dont read. i will click out if i dont like it—you all have fun#this is mostly just an expression of a different set of priorities#where i prioritize writing/reading smut that is 'in character' per my hc/read on a character#and other people either don't have the same read or are just writing per their own preferences#no judgment is being made here im not like mad at anyone or saying anyone is doing smth wrong#eta again: turned off replies because wow. it is the fucking wild west in there huh.#final edit: i've muted notifications permanently.
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Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.
That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.
#polls#tumblr polls#would you believe that i have consumed some fantasy media in my time#i think suikoden and wow alone cover most of these lol#(and this got inspired by thinking of just how many distinct npcs i interacted with when leveling Yet Another WoW Alt)
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i started playing Disco Elysium and last night (the same day i started playing) i woke up to my stomach hurting so bad that in my delirium i thought it had to do with something from the game.
and looked it up…

i thought this was completely normal until waking up later after the pain was gone.
#what was i on#disco elysium induced stomach pain#not a second thought#or a brain cell either#wow so harry du bois core…#disco elysium#harry du bois
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native queers I love you 2Spirit fags and dykes I love you indigenous genderqueer people I love you third gender people I love you māhū I love you ahhhhhhhh
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partner
#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane#artovna#jayce talis#viktor arcane#jayvik#I can’t believe I’m making jayvik art wow
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people who dont maintag: here is a full analysis of a scene where i write out what each character considered the situation to be, why their pasts made them react the way they did, and why the eventual misunderstanding was as avoidable as it was inevitable… #rambles #idk if this means anything so i wont spam tags ^^;
people who do maintag: i hate blorbo #blorbo #from my shows
#you can actually track my mental health through the frequency at which i refresh the dn tag#from the drafts#<- january 17. wow.
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#sometimes i try to play high energy music for others and then theyre like wow this is so depressing#like ah…… sorry
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Anyways
#fanart#hermitblr#hermitcraft#mcytumblr#mcytblr#mcyt fanart#mcyt#minecraft#hermitcraft gem#geminitay#hermitcraft mumbo#mumbo jumbo#mumbo kills a lot jumbo#hermitcraft season 10#hc10#hc s10#bilby art tag#artists on tumblr#I like to think gem has somehow been tricked into thinking mumbo was someone else multiple times#oh wow look it’s- MUMBO JUMBO!!!?!?!??!#he is still a cute girl btw#the moustache does not take away from that fact
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hey did you know??? that if you stop stretching and maintaining mobility in your body then it goes away?? things get tight and you can't move the way that you used to??? and when you decide to try getting a stretch routine going that the first week fucking sucks because you keep going 'damn i used to be able to do this no problem' and then you have to switch gears and be kind to yourself and just focus on getting better from here instead of berating yourself for dropping the good habits in the first place??? and your body never stops aging so you gotta keep taking care of it and sometimes you gotta take care of it extra in certain areas because of things that happened when you were younger and it's boring and sometimes hurts but it's so necessary???
i am yelling this at myself right now i am going through An Experience (trying to get into a routine of body maintenance again for my physical and mental health)
#rambling#and idk but like if this incentivises you to do some stretches too then that's great! remember to be kind to yourself#but im mostly directing this at myself because i was thinkng about these things while doing a 15 min stretch routine and i feel silly#but silly is okay as long as i keep going#edit: haha wow this post blew up. im gonna tag it with a few things to maybe help me find it later if necessary#sisyphus#body maintenance#popular post
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something something parallels
#naruto uzumaki#obito uchiha#sasuke uchiha#kakashi hatake#naruto#naruto fanart#nart#apparently thats a tag for naruto art#i didn't fucking know that wow#how cute#anyway#doodles#rin version next#maybe#idk#drawing rin is fun but it's also very hard for me sometimes#she's just ye old plain looking girly but in a very 'oh ur so pretty' way y'kno#kakashi mi babygirl#she's also very different from sakura#so if i find any similarities aside from 'healer girl in the team' i'll do it#sns#obkk#narutito
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#when you’re a humanities scholar#and more#like when they ask me what is your blog about#it’s about nothing but it’s actually everything to me#just found this and thought#wow isn’t it still relevant#i can tell you all about bouba and kiki but you’d be surprised to know how much of the generally quotidian stuff i have 0 clue about#10k
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one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."
I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.
#example: a 'friend' in middle school told me I should ask a guy out. she said 'he'll totally say yes'.#he did not. which was the obvious outcome#but it took me years to realize that she'd said that hoping to fuel some drama for her own entertainment.#ANOTHER EXAMPLE#a guy in college approached me saying that he'd been seeing me around campus but was always too shy to talk to me#and that he really wanted to get to know me#so I was like wow 🥺 romance 🥺 and hopped into bed with him#and afterward I was like what do you wanna do 😊 should we see a movie 😊 should we go out 😊#and he was like nope. byeeee.#and I realized I got bamboozled into sex#total shocked pikachu face#I'm still not the best at this tbh. I'm like 'why would this person lie to me. lying is bad'.#anyway this is why I not looking forward to entering the dating world again#DONT BAMBOOZLE ME I'M GULLIBLE
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Mystery Skulls Animated - Ghost (Oct 26th, 2014)
Ten years ago on this day...
#Mystery Skulls Animated#Mystery Skulls Ghost#Lewis Pepper#MSA Lewis#Vivi Yukino#MSA Vivi#Arthur Kingsmen#MSA Arthur#MSA Reverb#GIF#by sonysakura#GIF by sonysakura#I made this in 2017#A perfect date to remember and post#100 notes#1000 notes#5000 notes#10K notes#15K notes#Wow...#ALT text added! I was so sure it's already there
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