#idk it just... AAAAA

[paddysol]

i hate how much kab pedestals zam and his oath, i hate it so much he's one person and she consistently attacks him whenever he “fucks up” under the guise of holding him accountable - which is mostly based on her incredibly skewed perspective

[raycatzdraws]

They've attracted a bit of an audience...

for @mizaruwu's Necromancer Hyrule AU

[soothedcerberus]

Headcanon that Raz loves to mess with his non-psychic siblings this way...the psychic version of "im not touching you"

[tatretot]

hellooo danandphilgames buddies!! happy belated 10 year (more like 5 but shhh) anniversary :-)

[splankie]

is blowing up a volcano after ur first kiss couple goals

[cerubean]

johnny zest but he goes by john landgraab and hasn't dropped out of college and been disowned yet and is also arranged to be married to dina caliente

[panakoui]

post canon laishuro prelude :>

[tharett]

I wanted to make a "no me mires con esos ojos (don't look at me with those eyes)" comic but hmmm idk, who would say what??? 🤷‍♂️

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[Esp]

Quería hacer un cómic basado en esa canción "no me mires con esos ojos" pero hmmm no sé, quien dirá que??? 🤷‍♂️

[kikithefox231]

YALL. LISTEN. THEYRE THE SAME.

AND SO COMPELLING!!!

[zvahlne]

headcanon: shadow knights can't cry.

it takes him a long while to notice. he had never considered himself much of a crier. it wasn't that he thought there was anything wrong with crying. he was just one to keep moving, keep doing, show the people around him and under his care that it would be alright, no matter what had happened. some might accuse him of bottling for this, though whether it was selfless for others (so they wouldn't worry; so they could cry while he carried it) or selfish (so he wouldn't have to think about it, wouldn't have to feel it), up for debate. either way, he would disagree, and had whenever someone close enough to him to notice the pattern mentioned it (usually cadenza).

...the last time he remembers crying was with cadenza. it was about joh.

he didn't cry in the nether (no water can last long there; how could he? your eyes could never get wet enough. every blink in the nether is stinging).

he didn't cry when he was brought back, not for his sight, not for ungrth (more surprising, but he was in shock. nothing felt real in those days, and after, he had things to do, people to care for).

it's when he loses 15 years and he comes back to his father's death and can't shed a single tear that he finally thinks he really ought to be crying. but he isn't. he can't?

he goes to ungrth's grave and he thinks of ungrth and he thinks of hayden and he thinks of joh and he thinks of garroth and he grits his teeth, he digs his nails into his palms, he gets a headache from how tight his brows furrow, he feels an ache so intense in his chest he's gasping for breath, but his eyes are as dry as they've since the day he died (he wants to cry, he should be crying, why isn't he crying?).

his life is taken from him, replaced with facsimile. the man he trusted more than himself betrayed him, and is now lost a dimension away. he's lost fifteen years, his father passed without him present, his friend's grave has been desecrated, the places he lived in and loved and protected fallen and rebuilt, all in his absence, all to be discovered all at once. he loses nearly everything, he watches helplessly as he loses even himself. and yet...

laurance can't cry.

[amazinglyegg]

Can I request a Fallout 4 companions finding themselves in a one bed situation with the sole survivor

Companions react: there's only one bed!

(99% platonic)

Cait:

One of the more likely ones to refuse sharing a bed.

It's just too intimate for her, and she's had too many poor experiences of being accused of "leading someone on" just for being kind

Will probably just sleep on a chair and complain the next day over it.

She's slept in worse conditions before, so she's not too bothered by it

Might share the bed if she's close enough with Sole, but she wants as much space between them as physically possible. Put up a pillow barrier or risk her stealing the blankets and sleeping on the floor because Sole sprawled out too much in their sleep.

Curie:

It's an entire conundrum for her. There's one bed... but two of us. We both need eight hours of sleep, but we can't sleep on the floor because it'll hurt our muscles! Will we have to stay for 16 hours just so we can both get a turn???

She'll think Sole is a GENIUS for coming up with sharing the bed

Yes! Now neither of us will get back pain!

Will happily share the bed with no issues at all. I doubt she cares too much for the social customs that only partnered people sleep in the same bed

Might hog the blankets though, she's not used to having to share them

Codsworth:

Wonderful! He doesn't need to sleep!

He's more than happy to keep watch while Sole rests :)

He'll even make them breakfast in the morning

Danse:

Sole will probably be more flustered at the idea of sharing a bed than he is

Soldiers often have to sleep in close quarters or otherwise inopportune arrangements so this isn't unusual to him. He won't even bat an eye.

If Sole's uncomfortable with the idea he'll be fine with taking turns or trying to find some alternate sleeping arrangement. I'd be surprised if Brotherhood kit doesn't come with like, a sleeping bag or something

He'l just conk out on the floor, and he probably prefers that to a chair in most situations

Deacon:

Oh he is NOT sharing a bed with Sole

Sorry, that's just way too vulnerable and intimate. He's practically phobic of being percieved. Sole would be able to hear him breath, feel him shift in his sleep, and from a side angle almost surely be able to see his eyes past his sunglasses. That is too much information.

Deacon's also fully capable of sleeping in precarious positions. He can and has slept standing up before. The only thing he doesn't exactly like is sleeping on the hard floor - it hurts his poor old man muscles

So he'll take the chair, or couch, or find some sort of cushioning or blankets to lay on the floor to ease the inevitable soreness. Don't expect him to share the bed with Sole unless they're in a commited relationship!

Gage:

Little brother energy of "I CALL DIBS ON THE BED" the second he notices there's only one

Will cave if Sole insists they take it, they're the overboss after all

Might make fun of the idea of sharing and try to refuse it, but if the only other option is a cold, damp floor? He'll do it

Don't expect him to be a good bedmate though. He's shifting around like crazy and snoring. God forbid Sole rolls over, they risk getting kneed in the theoretical balls from all his movement.

Hancock:

He's familiar with sharing beds and won't turn up the opportunity for a more comfortable sleeping arrangement!

The second Sole offers to share he's picking the best pillow to keep on his side and getting all comfy

Even if not obvious, he's still got that tiny sliver of self-deprication over him being a ghoul. If he doesn't know Sole that well or Sole seems to hesitate, he'll fold and sleep on the floor or something.

He's boney as hell so it'll probably hurt unless he gets some cushioning. He's like a sad dog that just wants to be let on the bed :(

Maccready:

Big ol' whiner

Will probably offer the bed to Sole but secretly hopes Sole lets him have it

The prospect of sharing the bed probably doesn't even cross his mind at first.

I feel like the less they know/like each other the more comfortable Maccready will be

Like if Sole's just paying for his work it's no biggie, they both gotta sleep and it's not like Sole will attack him while he's vulnerable. Why pay someone just to stab them in the back?

But if he LIKES likes Sole, it might bring up memories of sharing a bed with Lucy, and that's a whole nother issue he hasn't fully worked through yet

He'll probably still agree to sharing a bed, but he might be stuck awake thinking of both Sole and Lucy. Poor guys gonna be tired in the morning

Nick:

While he might be capable of going into a sleeping/"off" state, and he might enjoy just laying down and resting every once in a while, it's not really a necessity to him

So of course he'd just tell Sole to take the bed. He doesn't need to sleep. He'll probably even go to a different room just so they don't get spooked by his glowing eyes at 3am

If Sole insists he stays he will. He'll pull up a chair and read or something - if they're really close he might even read outloud if asked.

And if they're really, really close, and it's maybe a bit cold, and they ask nicely... he'll cuddle them for a bit. He's just a nice guy like that

Piper:

Completely fine with sharing the bed if Sole's fine with it!

Of course if she senses they're uncomfortable she'll offer to sleep somewhere else, no biggie, but she doesn't think it's that big of a deal to share

Will also offer to make a pillow barrier if she thinks Sole will be more comfortable with it. It's probably something she did with Nat when they had to share a bed to prevent the inevitable bickering of "You're on my side!" and "Stop kicking me!"

Will hog the blankets though, be warned.

If Sole doesn't want to share she's more likely to pull the "okay but next time YOU'RE sleeping on the floor and I'M getting the bed" and she WILL remember it!

Preston:

Offers Sole the bed like the gentleman he is, of course

Will probably conk out on a chair persuming it's safe and quiet enough

If Sole insists they share he'll agree to it, though. Poor guy has had enough rough sleeping arrangements for a lifetime, and he's glad to escape the back pain if Sole's comfortable with it

If he's crushing on Sole he might have a small little internal panic about it. They're sharing a bed but it doesn't mean anything of course, unless Sole thinks it means something...? But no way, they just want to be comfortable, it's weird to think of the general this way, is HE the weirdo for agreeing to sleep with them???

My man has anxiety just give him 45 minutes to overthink and he'll eventually think himself to sleep

Strong:

I don't think both Strong and Sole can fit on a bed...

I can't imagine Supermutants are that used to regular beds anyway, the ones you see in their camps are made up of tires and wire (???)

I guess they don't mind hard bedding?

He'll probably find some cloth or blankets to throw on the floor and sleep there. Possibly at the foot of Sole's bed like a guard dog

X6-88:

Realistically he wouldn't want to sleep anywhere in the Commonwealth anyway. He'd do his best to teleport back to the Institute if possible, where they both have their own bed

If the Institute isn't an option for whatever reason? He'll take the floor but complain the whole time

Won't even consider taking the bed in any way - the Institute would probably be very against synths having better luxuries than humans. It'll probably get him in serious trouble if the Institute finds out

Might share the bed with Sole if they pull rank on him. Can't argue with the leader and all.

He'll sleep very stiffly and won't move a single muscle. Will let the blankets be taken and will just be cold.

[sunlit-mess]

really, really

starting to get tired of feeling tired all the time with seemingly no amount of rest can fix.

[starlightwoofwoof]

What if Poppy is ladybug and Boxten is chat noir since they are the first toons to get in the game and also Marinette and Adrian are the first heroes to get miraculouses.

aww that would be cute!!

look at them :3

[supertrxshwrites]

Thinking about how Jason only comes over as Red Hood so through your window/ up your fire escape so he doesn’t have to buzz in. When your ex finds out you’ve been seeing a guy named “Jason” he decides to come over one day screaming and banging on your door Jay takes it into his own hands and opens the door in full gear holding a gun pointed at said ex threatening to shoot him.

“Are you sure you want to do that” he says tilting his head pointing the gun at your ex

‘Y-you’re the r-‘

“ don’t come back here or I’m afraid I’ll have to shoot you” Jason says smugly

‘Youre bluffing’

“Okay” Jason shoots a near by pillar causing your ex to basically piss himself

“-fuck outta here”

Your ex just tripping over himself to leave

Jay acting like nothing happened and when you ask about hearing a gunshot he acts like he doesn’t know what you’re talking about with a smirk omg aaa

[jirachuuu]

Don’t even try to deny🙂‍↔️

We’re both going home satisfied🙂‍↕️,

let’s go for it just for the night🫣

[slvtfortoji]

(18+ suggestive content ahead!!)

imagining college!art and patrick + reader. reader met art at stanford and became pretty close friends with him and she’d see patrick whenever he’d visit.

obviously reader finds both of them VERY attractive especially patrick sorry a little self indulgent there

patrick, being the slut that he is, would totally hook up with reader. he’d be the one to very obviously flirt with reader and make her extremely flustered. reader doesn’t believe patrick would actually make a move since they’re friends.

art on the other hand is too shy and afraid of ruining a perfectly good friendship with reader. i mean him and patrick have already experimented in the past so he’s not afraid there. he doesn’t want to fuck up and lose his best friend at college… and the girl he’s secretly, deeply in love with.

one day in between semesters, patrick is visiting art and reader during break. he starts to experiment getting a little handsy with reader. she gets all flustered and doesn’t know how to react but really wants him. art is in the other room and she’s afraid of him catching them getting so close together.

little does she know, patrick and art talked the other day and planned a little bit of fun time between the three of them…