“Palestine attacked israel in the middle of a Jewish holiday! >:((((“
Israel for like, years now:
Like, how blind can you get to not see that Palestine is not attacking unprovoked
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My HC sexuality for Licorice Cookie is whatever’s funniest at the time.
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Maybe showing off how Azul came running home with my first single key (before I even did the free ten pull they give you) will make me not want to cry anymore!
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sitting in a big chair with my plushies watching moon girl cause I hurt my foot while moving a set piece for a local middle school production of finding Nemo Jr. at my school :3
I’m on tech crew for that show and apart from that and a couple other things it’s been really fun!
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just watched the segment of dumbo that scared me as a child. and no. i was right.
lmao it’s full of “spooky” surrealist imagery, violence, and loud sudden crashes of cymbals. was obviously intended to scare children yes
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can i say something. for years i thought the joke of the song short skirt/long jacket by cake was that he wanted a woman who was hung like a horse. like i thought when he says jacket it was a last-second fakeout because he very obviously meant to say cock. and the rest of the things in the song were just her personality and interests. which were secondary to her awesome penis
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At a party and a guy was telling me about how one of his coworkers was complaining about how he thought his dealer was lacing his heroin with cocaine and then the party guy was like “but his dealer was his brother” and I said “that’s some cocaine and abel shit” and the joke flopped so hard but I stand by it so I had to share it somewhere
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ally beardsley loves playing weird guys and hot bitches and thank god for that
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Movies, TV shows, books, podcasts, anything counts! Bonus points if you put what scared you in the tags. Wondering how common it is to be Spooked™
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