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orbitvenus · 3 years

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this post is inspired by this reblog of mine <33 check it if you want to!!

Pairing: timeskip!Tendou x fem!Reader

Genre: fluff and drabble

Warning: grammar errors, its uhhh cheesy ig, bland dialogues because I suck at them, ooc??? and maybe some swearing

I hope this won't plop😭 also someone help me how to describe other gestures besides the forehead kisses,knuckle kisses and hugs that I always include in my writings

You and Tendou have been together for a long time. When he asked you to join and live with him in Paris, you immediately said yes knowing you'll be fine with him even though you have to leave your home country behind. Moving to another country is pretty tough at first, but slowly the two of you began to adjust and create a routine.

Now, you and tendou are about to celebrate your anniversary. He asked you to dress up prettily. You asked why he just smiled and said this anniversary is much special so its important. You raised your eyebrows as if every anniversary you had with him wasn't special. To you all the anniversaries you had were always special, each one is unique filled with happy memories and for this year you still look forward to what he had prepared.

He told you he will be picking you up later while he will be doing some business. He pulled you close to him and nuzzled his head to your neck like a cat which made you chuckle.

'Keep safe okay.'

'Yes yes no worries babe.' He spoke, muffled because he's still nuzzled on your neck.

He pulled away and looked at you lovingly before leaving. You stood there dumbfounded until the door is shut. He always looks at you with adoration that you never fail to send back at him but you noticed that his behavior today is....quiet weird. You decided to shrug it off.

You took a shower and stepped out to go to your bedroom. In your bed is a box with a note that came none other than from Satori.

'wear this for me.'

-satori♡

You smiled and opened the lid of the box. You pulled out the dress and admired it. Realizing it was the dress you mentioned to him that you've been dying to get. You felt fuzzy and warm with your heart fluttering in your chest realizing he remembered it and got it for you. You made a mental note for yourself to repay him. Snapping out of your daze, you hurriedly dressed up yourself as you saw the clock nearing to the time where Satori promised you to pick you up.

You were still trying to wear your shoes when you heard knocks behind your apartment's door. After finally wearing your shoes, you turned the doorknob and met your boyfriend all dressed up as you.

'There's my baby, I knew it would look perfect on you.'

His words always make you blush even though you two are no longer teenagers.

'Thanks you too.'

You walked near him and fixed his collar, inhaling his perfume as you come closer. You rested your hands on his chest. Taking a look at his form, he looks handsome as ever.

'Babe if you kept staring at me I will definitely melt.'

He teasingly commented. You playfully rolled your eyes at him and grabbed his hand to leave even if you don't have any idea where he will take you.

'Lets go now, don't want us to be late yeah?'

You were met with the breeze coming from the sea while walking, hands in hands with Tendou. Looking around the place is quiet with only the two of you walking towards a boat. The boat is decorated with flowers and battery operated candles we don't want any incidents to happen don't we. Tendou was first to step inside the small boat and held out his hand.

'Hop in my lady~'

He said it while looking at your eyes and grinning. You took it and stepped in with him while he's keeping the boat steady.

'Careful..careful okay there'

You got in and he gestured you to sit down. You sat opposite of your boyfriend and beside you is a picnic basket with wine and two wine glasses along with some food inside. Satori pushed the boat so it will move further to the sea and began rowing. While he was rowing you took the time to admire everything including him. He's still pretty muscular even if he already quitted volleyball but he continued to maintain his physique by exercising from time to time. The sun is beginning to set, casting the skies a beautiful orange glow.

Satori stopped rowing the boat and looked at you. Seeing that awe struck expression in your face, he knew he succeeded again. You felt his eyes on you and faced your body towards him.

'So....where did you learn how to row?'

'One of the locals who rents boats taught me how, to be honest I thought it was gonna be easy but I was wrong.'

You laughed lightly and continued to chat with him. While talking you two also started to drink the wine and eat the food that was prepared on a small table he brought out.

The amount of happiness you felt at this moment will never compare when you celebrated your first anniversary together. You continued laughing with Tendou when a latern caught your attention. You stopped and observed. Satori also kept quiet to observe you to see how you will react to his surprise.

It already got dark, luckily the candles and the street lamps are kept the place illuminated. That later changed when the laterns began to come out and light up the sky. Your eyes followed the laterns. At that moment it was so beautiful, you don't know if its a coincidence or part of your boyfriends plan.

You felt as if you were in the scene from Tangled. You were far too amazed to even notice your boyfriend. While you were excitedly admiring what he prepared, he took his time to prepare himself on the question he's been dying to tell you.

He knew it's about time for you to know when he was sleeping beside you one night.

He was just staring at the ceiling and he can't sleep while you were peacefully sleeping on top of him. He looked at you and realized after all you two have been through you still stuck with him. He remembered how you listened and comforted him from his insecurities. How you greeted him with a hug everytime he returns home from work. He even remembered how you kept practicing to cook for him. He remembered how he met you and how you got together with him. Everything, you're always there with him. He doesn't want to let you go and felt that he needs to confirm that you and him will be with each other forever.

He looked at the calendar besides him and saw your anniversary date. He thought about it and realized he had enough money to buy you the ring you wanted. Funny how it seems the universe is inclined with his intentions. He will have to start planning to propose to you but first he needs his sleep while keeping his arms around you.

'Y/n...'

'Hmmm?'

You responded but still enraptured by floating lanterns. He coughed and caught your attention.

'I know it was a big decision when I asked you back then to come with me here in Paris. I was prepared to hear your rejection back then but your excited yes shocked me a little.......'

He continued to say what he had always wanted to say to you. You started to tear up feeling overwhelmed by his confession. Somehow this scenario feels oddly similar to his first confession to you and hit you with nostalgia.

'Now I wanted to ask you to um...'

He felt flustered and his heart beating. He sighed before continuing and brought out a small box out of his pocket. He placed it on his palm and slowly opened it. Now is the time to ask the big question.

'Y/n L/n will you marry-'

'Yes!'

You happily interrupted him and threw your arms around him, burying your face to his neck to avoid seeing you in tears. Tendou is shocked and happy at the same time now that you said yes, you still have to wear the ring which you haven't done yet. He was about to take your hands and slid it on your finger when you hugged him.

He patted your back and smiled also starting to feel his tears build up when he realized you were crying.

'Hey- come on now I don't want to see you crying.'

He shushed you softly. You calmed down and backed off. You were still wiping your tears off you cheeks with your other hand when he slid the ring on your finger. You kept rubbing until you peeked your eyes open and saw the ring.

The tears began to build up again and you cried. Thinking what you did to deserve such man like him, he surprised you too much today you can't help but feel overflowing joy and love. You try to form words but the hiccups are preventing you and trying your best to wipe off the endless tears from your eyes.

Your attempt to dry them off fail until you felt Satori your now fiancé, use his handkerchief to help you. You finally looked at him through blurry eyes and saw how he was also crying while looking at you. Your hand reached out to his face to dry his tears.

He held your hand on his face and brought it near his lips to kiss your ring. His gesture made you cry harder.

'Damn it Satori! Stop making me cry you dummy.'

You finally spoke again. You made him laugh and stop his tears. Tendou tried to help you clear the tears from your cheeks again until its gone.

When you two both calmed down, he pressed his forehead against yours and connected his lips to yours while both of his hands are cupping each sides of your face. The kiss made you feel like fireworks soaring in the sky. He stopped and murmured against your lips.

'I love you so so much, thank you for being with me and loving me I promise to cherish you for eternity my paradise.'

'I love you so much too Satori...more than you would ever know.'

He let out laugh from your words. His laugh made you feel giddy. His yours and you are his officially.

'You know babe our setting really reminds me of that scene from Tangled.'

'Well...where did you think I got the inspiration from?'

Notes:duck im tired im also on low battery bye now- I have to rush the ending because I was at like....5% 😭😭😭 anyway thank you for reading!! Feel free to like and reblog if you like it <33

content by @dreamingkita pls do not repost or plagiarize or else I will hunt you❗

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incorrect-ikevamp-quotes · 4 years

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hiya ! pleaseplease feel free to jus delete this or ignore but simply wanted to send an ask to say ily and hope you are v well ! 💕💕💕 i’ve been desperately trying to think of an actual relevant ikevam question as an excuse to interact my brain has nothing ahah so i hope you don’t mind my simple offering of my love and best wishes 🥺💖 pls have a lovely day & know that your blog brings much joy x

Omg I could never ignore you, sweetling!!! Ily3, I hope you’re doing well too in such troubling times! It’s okay if you don’t have anything specific to say/ask, it’s still a pleasure to see you 💖💖💖💖

How about I offer a silly little drabble below, since your message has moved me to the utmost of my uwus 💕💕💕 may my nonsensing continue to bring you joy, just as your kind words made me smile today :D

Okay so like y’all know I love Comte but I also Must Clown Him Or I Will Die. The topic came up of the residents all making bets as to when he would cave and finally go out with MC, and since I couldn’t resist here I am. I apologize in advance ahjdlfkjhgfs

Drabble below the cut! None of this is canon, just me being court jester. Also for those curious Leonardo, Sebastian, Isaac and Vincent (unofficially) won the bet:

Leonardo was leaning close to the window, the slow tug of smoke through the screen emblematic of a certain friend of his. As if it couldn’t decide to leave or stay.

When did the old coot lose his good sense...

But then, chiding him was of little use. He knew enough about love to know it was hardly ever a choice--most especially when it was this deep, and this true.

“He’s going to cave in four days, bet. Long before the door is supposed to open again.”

Arthur twirled the rook in his hand, grinning at the strained face of his opponent. Why Theo bothered to indulge the writer in a game he would probably lose was beyond him.

“Don’t be ridiculous,” Mozart scowled. “Some of us have the proper decency to court at a normal pace.”

“And what would you know about courtship? The only thing you know how to court is a piano.”

Flat contempt marked the composer’s face, and Leonardo interjected before another tirade erupted.

“I bet two weeks tops.” Another drag was enough to scatter some of the worry that crowded his heart. He was less worried about being wrong, and more plagued by the likelihood he’d be right.

Sebastian was offering coffee and tea around the room without so much as batting an eye at the topic of conversation, face carefully neutral. Then again, he was most likely obsessed with recording the responses of each man in the room to be present in the moment.

“He seems much too concerned with his responsibility as a host to do anything like that,” Dazai murmured cooly, “He’ll most likely keep his hands--and feelings--to himself.”

Leonardo would have agreed with the assessment--if Meli hadn’t been so forthright, that is. Left to his devices, ‘Comte’ always was a helpless sap. But she seemed all too interested in him too, making for a troublesome catalyst.

Eyes darted to the armchair in the corner of the room, where a rare face was fiddling with his bangs. “Er, well, if I’m honest...I’m inclined to agree with Leonardo on this one.” Isaac’s voice grew progressively quieter, as though his confidence held direct proportion with his volume. “I c-can’t really remember the last time I saw le Comte so pensive...almost distracted?”

“I don’t know why he’d bother with the hondje,” There was a harsh clack of wood connecting with wood. “I like my kneecaps intact.”

Leonardo grimaced, and it wasn’t from the hiss of the cigarillo finding his calloused palm before he tossed it in the trash. The little cara did have a habit of going for the legs when she was upset...

“Broer, you still have much to learn about love.” Iridescent like the refraction of the sun in summer rain, the older brother placed a hand on Theo’s shoulder. “And Meli is much kinder than you give her credit for. Don’t speak ill of her while she isn’t here, okay?”

The heavy-set Theo flinched at the reprimand. “Okay, broer.” Were those tears in his eyes? Good grief. There were days he was less sure Comte had chosen to settle down with a family and more convinced he had joined a circus. Never a dull moment, that was for sure.

Jeanne frowned rather intensely from beside a scribbling Mozart, glaring a hole into the ground. “For her sake, I hope you are all wrong.”

Busy with solitaire, Napoleon’s eyes were on the cards as his chin rested in his palm. “Either way, most of this really depends on Meli’s feelings on the matter, doesn’t it? What does it matter what we--or even le Comte--thinks.”

“I wouldn’t be quite so sure about that,” Sebastian had just set the teapot down, about to leave the room. “I get the feeling Meli’s on the same page. Two weeks sounds like a reasonable estimate.”

Leonardo shoved his hands in his pockets, knowing how keen the butler was when it came to how others felt. Damn it all. He could already feel the oncoming migraine. A future of Comte’s lovesick rambling.

Better to step on a land mine before that came to pass.

Silence settled over the room, everybody considering their feelings on the matter; all of them sorting out how to respond.

“I suppose we’ll have a good and proper okaa-san in the coming days, then.”

“I don’t know whether to be pissed he said something ridiculous again, or even more ticked off that we can’t fathom what it is.”

“Okaa-san is the common term used to refer to someone else’s mother in Japan.”

“Tch,” A disgusted look was thrown in Dazai’s direction, but the malice had long since worn down to exasperation over the years.

“...Do you think she’ll even want to stay with us?”

Napoleon put down the playing cards to look at Isaac, red as the fruit he claimed to hate. Even Dazai balked where he sat on the arm of Isaac’s chair, twisting to look at him as his eyebrows disappeared behind his hairline.

“By Jove, I never thought I’d see the day! Don’t tell me Newt, did Meli win your heart over too?”

Isaac’s features pinched, inches from pelting the writer with the fancy teacup. “Of course not! But I wouldn’t blame her if she didn’t want to stay in a place full of dangerous, uncouth, loud and obnoxious--”

“I think it would be wonderful if she did stay,” Like a balm Vincent’s soft voice seemed to settle the scientist. “Let’s be ready to welcome her if she does.”

Even Jeanne had no heart to protest. Mozart’s quill quivered on the parchment.

Leonardo’s hands tightened to fists in his pockets. Maybe he’d underestimated just what the little cara meant to everyone...

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A pale hand traced along the smooth, lacquered wood of the windowsill, just across from the closed door of the game room.

The little punks.

A sigh scattered against the glass. He couldn’t stand the sight of his own face answering their predictions, betraying him. As if to join the mutiny, his thoughts drifted to the thought of that smile when he offered her the fragrant collection of yellow roses. A single white rose lingered in the center.

Did she have any idea what it did to him when she looked like that? Eyes shining with something more than excitement, apron rubbing at them as she muttered about allergies and looked for a vase to fill with water before dinner.

Kneading a hand against his forehead, he stepped past the room and back to his office before Sebastian could find his incriminating presence.

He didn’t want to think about what was to come.

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madhyanas · 4 years

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I pronounce it as Yin hhahahah but also um 👉🏼👈🏼 are u going to share your poly fic with the class

i feel inordinately validated w getting an anon ask (also sorry this took so long wow i’m a hoe)

alright see anon i have a love for poly reader fics there’s a whole oberyn x reader x ellaria thing i want to talk about too asjdhgfsjhdgf

@pettyprocrastination and @concussed-to-pieces really beat the shit out of me with their writing. in a really good way like i adore their poly content. also @wickedlyemma is simultaneously the best and the worst because her tua fics are what got me in this hellhole to begin with mwah

but the one i mentioned on the post you’re talkin about is a diego x fem!reader x lila fic for the umbrella academy. man it lives in my mind rent FREE. holy fuck. ok listen right just humour me for a sec.

this is about 1k lmao it really got away from me

not really what you’d call Good Writing but it’s a blurb that’s vaguely coherent please enjoy

(spoilers for s2)

s2 is where the gang finally find out they’re not the only ones w abilities, right? like they don’t know about the whole ‘43′ but they have an inkling. so: an au where lila STAYS, and after all that shit w the commission, the family gets back to the present and the next hyperfixation is to try and find these other super-powered people. (none of that sparrow academy shit alright - ben’s still hangin around - let me have my self-indulgent au where these kids catch a fuckin break)

———

It’s been a few months. The family takes in Lila as one of their own, but it’s stilted. Like a puzzle piece forced into the wrong space, made to mesh and fit in an image it doesn’t belong to. Everyone’s got their own shit to deal with after the time jump and very little time to make the effort to trust her. Five doesn’t even bother, and Luther’s inclined to agree with him. But that’s okay. They’re like her, in that they’re not normal. They’re all so laughably not normal. It’s so funny she cries.

But she has Diego. Which is all Lila really cares about at the end of the day. They’re working through things. Things she put him through. Things he needs to let go. Things they need to talk about. Little by little, they make it work. No more secrets, not with each other. They love each other too much for all that pain, all over again.

But that’s family politics and emotional healing aight back to the romance. Listen ok maybe Five does his freaky investigation shit, maybe he digs up whatever records he can find of unnatural births on October 1st, 1989. Maybe he finds one of these unnatural kids and tracks em down to a flower store downtown - closer than any of them could’ve imagined, practically in the Hargreeves’ backyard. The owner is kind, pleasant. Boring, in Five’s words. You don’t seem anything out of the ordinary.

But even with a modest little greenhouse out back, you’re still in the middle of the city. With smoke, fumes, pollution. How are the leaves that healthy? How are the flowers that vibrant? How is it, that in your shop, no plant ever really seems to die? The flourishing life your shop fosters is beautiful, but uncanny.

And yeah, sick of being treated like a knife in the back waiting to happen, maybe Lila volunteers for recon. To get away for a while. Some part of her is desperate for a mark, itching to get back to what she’s good at. Especially since the last one went... awry.

Since they won’t trust her to go it solo, Diego gets dragged along as a handler supervisor. Perhaps because he’s the only one they think she won’t harm. Idiots. She’d never, not her boy. Not after the Kennedy clusterfuck. So Diego goes along, and to her surprise he’s actually looking forward to it. He knows the urge to stick to a lead like your life depends on it. He’s been that person before. God, he still is.

A honeymoon, she croons in his ear, and he snorts. His hand sliding into hers brings a grin to her lips and a warmth to her cheeks.

Out of all of them, Lila’s the least recognisable. She’s learnt how to blend in, how to appear innocuous. How not to appear at all. So she slides into the florist’s with ease, just another customer. And maybe the little gardener is cute. You smile at Lila like she couldn’t do anything wrong. You see her as a person, rather than a ticking time bomb. Your face falls meekly as Lila tells you she’s buying flowers for her boyfriend. You look so pretty when you’re flustered, scarcely breathing as Lila traces the smear of soil on your cheek, tucks that errant lock behind your ear. Oh, if only you knew.

Debriefing takes longer and longer as the days go on. Lila tells Diego with giddy excitement how you hum while watering the succulents, smile at the blooming buds like you’re proud of them. How you listen to Lila like she’s the only thing that matters and how your laugh sounds like the first break of spring. And Diego might take some convincing, but he can’t help but feel somewhat enamoured with the gardener. The idea of you, at least.

Falling for your mark. It’s so cliché.

Even so, Lila gets to know you. So does Diego, living vicariously through surreptitious surveillance and Lila’s own love-struck recounts.

Maybe they break protocol a little. Lila takes you out for coffee, learns your order. Learns that the care you attend to your plants with is applied to just about everything in your life. Including her. Maybe Diego begins to join you, discovering that all the hiding and sneaking around was pointless because the name ‘Diego’ doesn’t mean anything sinister to you. ‘Hargreeves’, though, they don’t mention. Not right now. You’re kind, not stupid, and if you do have the abilities they suspect, then any mention of the mythic family will send you running for the hills.

While Lila’s in the bathroom, Diego throws a light jab. Just to test the waters. Maybe you counter with something quick and cutting, raising a brow. And oh, how his heart flutters once he finds out you have thorns. Diego falls quicker than he realises, your sweet half-smile taking hold of his heart just like Lila’s sharp grin did, way back in ‘63. He decides, then and there, that Five doesn’t need to know about this. None of the others do.

Maybe they break protocol a lot, and show up at the flower shop one day, asking you to sit down. No more secrets, they remember. Not between them, and now, not with you. They tell you a story of cruel parents, superpowers and lonely children. Of death and rage and destruction. Of the apocalypse, which never happened yet apparently did, and how you died, a speck amongst billions. Of falling down a rabbit hole to the 60′s, and falling all the way back again. They tell you who they are, who they think you are, and why they showed up in the first place.

Five definitely doesn’t need to know about this.

It’s... a lot. You need time to process, and they understand. They don’t like it, but Diego’s not Sir Reginald and Lila’s not the Handler. So they leave you be, thinking that’s that. Their florist, yet another mistake made by The Umbrella Academy, left in the dust. You feel confused and betrayed and heartbroken for a long while. Radio silence.

Until things get better.

You show up at their apartment one evening, weeks later, holding a potted un-sprouted bulb, panting at the doorstep like you ran all the way there. They let you in without a word. You set the flowerpot on the table and god, you talk more than they’ve ever heard from you in one sitting. It’s rambling, not all that eloquent. But they understand what you’re saying, eyes softening at your misguided panic.

And then — shyly, as if they could ever deny you anything — you ask if they want to see. (It takes Diego’s elbow in her side to get Lila’s mind out of the gutter.) You dip your fingers into the soil, frowning gently in concentration. There’s a familiar pins-and-needles sensation in your fingertips, flowing through your nerves and into the moist earth. Absently, you worry if it’ll even work. These two have a tendency to throw you off guard.

But lo and behold, the dormant bulb unfurls before their eyes in a matter of seconds, springing forth a fresh green shoot, and a moment later, a starburst of golden petals.

A daffodil, bobbing lightly on their coffee table.

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ugh yeah lmao this got long but that’s the fic idea, anon. thanks for askin :)

and NO the super-powered kids aren’t related - in my mind the hargreeves’ were adopted/raised together and are therefore siblings and THAT’S why they shouldn’t date each other - but diego, lila and reader have no familial connection. at all. i’m not here for any pseudo-incest shit in this fic pls and thank u.

aha look at me writing blurbs for tua fics when i have a wholeass! paz fic! published! and u n f i n i s h e d ! alsdhfgalshdfg now i want to do more someone come scream at me about ezra and oberyn and ellaria and paz and boba and din and any other character under the sun

listen y’all i have a lot of IDEAS for various fics and i also have Zero self control - please ask me about them!!!! fuck it man ask me about anything odds are i’ll fuckin write it!!!!!! i am a desperate hoe!!!! i have no self-respect!!!!

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wri0thesley · 5 years

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gimee some sweet sweet Bruno somnophilia pls. Bruno waking s/o up with oral would be 👌 💦💦💦💦

warnings for somnophilia! fem reader, afab pronouns. NSFW

(whilst i was looking for a title for this fic i found out that instead of sweet dreams the italian expression translates to ‘golden dreams’ that seems SO APPROPRIATE for part five lmao)

bruno x fem reader - sogni d’oro

Too many times, Bruno slips into the bed hot and aching too late to do anything about it. You're usually already asleep - Bruno does have a tendency to do his paperwork until well into the night, and though often he can see the signs that you've done your level best to stay awake for him (a half-finished book held gently in your hand, the bedside lamp still on), you have succumbed to the night and Bruno sighs, wrapping his arms around you and breathing in your scent until he falls asleep thinking about you.

He would never do anything to you whilst you were asleep. You know that. But perhaps . . . well. Lately you've been wondering if perhaps Bruno could be persuaded to take out his frustrations and his desires on you whilst you slept if you just gave him a little encouragement. If you were just to open your mouth and give him . . . permission.

You bring it up to him one morning, when you're both beside one another in a sweat-soaked tangle of limbs, your head laid on Bruno's chest, the sunlight streaming in hazily as if the world was just as reluctant to get up and go about its day as you and Bruno were. Tracing patterns on Bruno's chest, for once uncovered from his bralet, you murmur;

"You know, I know you must get frustrated when you get into bed and I'm asleep." Fingers still gently drawing circles whilst Bruno looks at you, his dark eyes satiated, his perfect lips cocked into a smile. "I really wouldn't mind if you wanted to . . . you know . . . whilst I was sleeping." You squeeze your eyes shut at the same time as you squeeze your thighs together, a little shy about admitting the next part to him. Bruno would never judge you for your indiscretions, but you still can't help but feel a little ashamed at just how warm your face gets when you even consider it. "I'd . . . I'd like it, actually--"

"Tesoro," Bruno whispers in reply, and for a moment you wonder if you're going to be chastised - and then he sighs, reaching a hand up, carding it through strands of your hair. You recognise that particular sigh on Bruno, and you know that you've hit the nail right on the head. "Are you sure?"

"I trust you completely," you tell him, honestly, and you lean to press a kiss over where his heart is beating out a steady rhythm. "You can do absolutely anything to me, with my complete submission and permission."

Bruno smiles, sighs, and looks at you with his eyes darkened with lust and adoration all at once.

"You're perfect," he says, voice quiet and prayer-like in the neat little room, though if anyone is God-like it's him with the sun haloing his beautiful head and his eyes glinting like sapphires. "What did I ever do to deserve you?"

"What did I ever do to deserve you?" You counter, moving your leg so you can straddle him, pressing your mouth against his as you find out that your words have had an effect on more than just Bruno's face. You smile at him as you pull back. "Right now, though, why don't we enjoy both being awake?"

"Hmm," Bruno says, and laughs. "Alright then. I suppose I can't say no to that."

Bruno thinks of the permissions you granted him more than a few times that week - when he gently crawled into bed beside you and you moved, your face scrunching up, your chest heaving with a sigh as you rearranged yourself to be clinging to him. He looked at your thin pyjamas and how pretty and peaceful your face was in your sleep and felt his fingers twitch and his breath come shorter - but he held it in.

He held it in, that is, until a night spent bent over a particularly difficult bit of paperwork. Some rogue former member of Passione, probably with a stand, who had broken apart from the organisation and started organising drug rings that were getting too big to not do something about - Bruno had spent the night gnashing his teeth and snarling at the words on the page, driven by his fierce code of morality and human decency. By the time he got into bed after doing that, his entire body felt like it was dangerously close to exploding with rage. Bruno felt like a coiled spring, ready to snap - and then, he saw you in bed, your hair on the silken pillows, your mouth slightly parted - and he thought of the conversation you'd had a few days previous.

Perhaps, he thought, approaching the bed and letting that sweet fragrance on the air that followed you around and clung to his clothes and always made him miss you, distracting himself with something pleasurable would work better than lying awake and stewing about it.

He undoes his suit, slowly, his eyes watching you to see how deeply you're sleeping. You appear to be solidly within the land of the dreaming; your breathing is slow and even, your perfect face calm in its utter serenity. He thinks, not for the first time, of how much he loves you - and then, he leans over and pulls the blankets down, showing your body for him.

Oh.

His throat goes dry. You've gone to sleep in a thin silk nightgown patterned with black polka dots on a white background - one he'd bought you, a while ago, but he'd never realised looked so good on you. He can see the shadows of your chest and the curves of your hips, lace brushing across your soft thighs too high up to be decent. He can barely breathe as he unbuttons his trousers, aware now of the heat and stiffness pressing against his underwear. One hand gently lands on your bare thigh, marvelling at how soft you feel beneath his touch. How sweetly you shift, a sigh falling from your parted lips, as he lets his hand travel further and further up.

He pulls gently on the hem as he steps out of his underwear, leaving himself nude but for the bralet. When you're spread out so deliciously beneath him, he does not have the time or the inclination to undo the delicate piece of lacework - not when you're so tempting.

He pushes the nightgown up, wiggling it over your hips with minute movements so as not to awaken you, and then further so that your breasts are exposed to the cool air. Again, you sigh - but your back arches like a stretching cat, allowing him to slide it up so that the whole garment is bunched over your collarbones in delicate silken folds - not obscuring your lovely face, or your lovely body.

He trails a hand over your face, a whisper of a touch with his thumb over your cheekbone, and in your sleep you smile and Bruno wonders if perhaps you're dreaming of him. You look so beautiful in the low light of the lamp you'd clearly fallen asleep before you could turn off - your hips a soft curve, your thighs pillowy, your chest a gentle slope that drives him wild.

He kisses your cheek, gathering himself up on his knees. His cock is straining hard, heavy and desperate - but you simply look so inviting. He wants to do more than use your body to get off with. He wants to make you feel good too.

He kisses your breast, leaving a trail of hot, open-mouthed caresses down your skin. As his tongue brushes your nipple and he suckles on it until the nub pebbles beneath his ministrations, your eyebrows draw in and you moan, shifting but not awakening yet. He transfers his attention to the other side - more hot, wet kisses. More sucks. The gentlest graze of his teeth so that a moan of sleepy pleasure escapes you, but you still do not stir - the noise ricochets down Bruno's body to rest low and heavy in his cock, and he sneaks a glance at your still perfectly peaceful face.

Fingers cling to your hips, stroke the softness of your skin, hands gently parting your thighs to present to Bruno what he's longing for - and he cannot refuse the sigh that falls out of his lips when you bloom for him like a flower, folds glinting with slickness in the soft yellow light.

"You're beautiful, tesoro," he whispers, though you're still far too sleepy to hear him. In your head, delightful dreams are occurring - Bruno, body lithe and lovely, mouth talented . . . Bruno can see enough in the apex between your thighs to guess what kind of content your mind might be conjuring up. "You're so beautifully tempting, too--"

Unable to deny himself any longer, knowing you'd approve, he shiftes his knees further down the bed again and leant in, breathing in the fragrant scent of you that always drove him to distraction. The taste of you lingers on the air, close enough for Bruno to sense but not yet close enough for him to enjoy - and then, he breaches the final gap, and he licks a long, slow stripe through your folds. Gathering the slick on his tongue. Enjoying the divine way you taste. Like ambrosia, he thinks--

And you let out your loudest moan yet, stirring, still half-asleep but half-awakened by the shocks of pleasure that Bruno's tongue is sending through you. Your thighs tighten around his head a little - but Bruno is too much of a gentleman and enjoys this particular act too much to be perturbed the softness of your skin against his ears.

He licks again, slowly, and you groan out his name. Your head feels muddy and heavy - but you recognise the feel of a head bent between your thighs, the slow way that a tongue is teasing you. He flicks your clit with the tip of his tongue and your hips roll luxuriously, your mind still too tired to be mired in shyness like it often is - not when you can suddenly feel how wet you are and the ache in your lower stomach is making itself so present and known.

Your hand comes to rest, lazily, on Bruno's head - and the silkiness of the raven locks between your fingertips definitely alert you to the fact that it's Bruno doing this. A secret thrill goes through you as you think of your former conversation - the idea of Bruno doing what he wants to your willing body is just as hot in practise as you'd thought it would be when you fantasised of it.

You stay relaxed and boneless against the pillows, enjoying as Bruno moaned into your sex, enjoying as your boyfriend found a rhythm with his tongue. Alternating licks from clit to perineum, broad strokes of his tongue with little flicks, occasionally taking a moment to roll his tongue over your clit in a way that had you seeing stars. Your breath begins to come out in little pants - by now, you're a little more awake. It's hard to be entirely unconscious when a gorgeous man is using his mouth on you, and when that gorgeous man is so talented with that mouth!

"Bruno," you murmur out, voice sleep-laced, and God . . . the way you sound, so sated and sleepy, at once in control of yourself and pliable . . . Bruno thinks if he ground himself against the bed as he ate you out, he'd come in moments (making an embarrassing mess on the bedsheets.) "Bruno . . ."

Your hips tilt, your clit nudging his nose, and Bruno understands your half-asleep grumbles. You're close. He redoubles his efforts.

He can feel your wetness covering his chin and his cheeks, can feel your muscles in your thighs are jumping as he works his tongue even harder and faster over your sex, can sense the clench of fingers in his hair - but through it all, you're breathing slow, and your moans are still languid. He can tell you're not quite awake yet, and that idea turns him on even more--

He fastens his lips about your clit, swollen with need, swirling the bud around with his tongue at the same time as the rhythmic lapping of his lips against you, and the noise that escapes you is more of a sigh than a moan. But it's a sigh that racks you full-body, that has your thighs clamped about his head, and that culminates in a rush of pleasant tasting slick all over his face. Bruno drinks you in like the finest wine, greedy in his need for you - and then, gently, lowers your thighs.

Your eyes flicker open once, slowly, a langurous smile spreading over your beautiful face. Your eyes are still faraway.

"Mmm," you say, your words slurred. "Bruno . . ."

"Shh, bella," Bruno murmurs, leaning in and smoothing a kiss against your forehead. Your eyes flutter closed again at the comforting words. Bruno's stiff cock nudges your thigh, leaving a sticky smear of precome against the flesh there. "Go back to sleep. I'm not done yet."

"Mm," you say, satisfied, sated - and you slip back into a pleasant dream where a handsome raven-haired knight is taking you in a forest, even as Bruno slips his cock gently between the lips of your sex, the head resting at your entrance. "Good--"

#writing #not sfw #bruno buccellati #somnophilia for ts #afab reader #fem pronouns #hazbuccellati

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himbowelsh · 4 years

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Pls Hoosier on Valentine's list!

valentines day alphabet ( accepting! )

A : AFFECTION. how does your muse show affection?

He doesn’t, if he can help it. Unfortunately, Hoosier’s a bigger softie than he likes to admit. His affection shows itself through small gestures --- a blanket tucked around someone’s shoulders, food shared, limbs resting casually against each other during idle moments. If Hoosier’s willing to go out of his way for someone, even a little bit, then they matter to him. His smile could make flowers grow, so being on the receiving end of it tends to send the people he cares about a clear message.

B : BOUQUET. does your muse like flowers? which ones are their favourite?

Absolutely not a bouquet man. Doesn’t trust flowers, doesn’t know how they work, and is not inclined to find out.

C : CHOCOLATE. does your muse like chocolate? which one is their favourite?

Abso-fuckin-lutely. Hoosier would shank a man for some cherry cordials.

D : DATE. what is your muse’s ideal date? where / who with / etc?

He prefers to split the bill on any dates, because he’s cheap economically responsible like that. Hoosier’s ideal date wouldn’t involve paying at all; he’d have a great time doing something on just the right side of illegal, like sneaking into a movie (makes the cinema experience 10x more fun) or loitering in a potentially dangerous place. Coffee dates are pretentious, but he really likes coffee, so sometimes you’ve gotta take the good with the bad. He’d love to go to an animal shelter and, like, play with the dogs... Hoosier’s not a hard person to take out, and he’s satisfied doing pretty much anything, so long as it’s not too boring.

E : EMBRACE. does your muse like hugs? what are their hugs like?

what the hell is a hug He doesn’t love them --- mostly because he’s been on the receiving end of too many of Chuckler’s post-workout sweaty bear hugs, and that’s something you never recover from. Hoosier’s particular about physical affection, unless it’s from someone he really considers His People --- even with his closest friends, he can be weird about hugs, though he’ll make allowances for his little siblings. He’s not a hugger himself.

F : FLIRT. is your muse good at flirting? how do they flirt?

He doesn’t, because it’s a lot of effort, and frankly he just can’t be assed. Hoosier doesn’t do charming small-talk; he’s not going to wine and dine someone he’s just interested in taking to bed. If he wants more than that, well... he doesn’t even know how to go about it, so they better appreciate the drinks he’s willing to pay for. The other partner’s got to carry the conversation, because Hoosier can’t make small talk to save his life. His good looks and bluntness tend to carry him far enough --- as far as the bedroom.

G : GIFT. is your muse good at gift - giving or do they struggle to get it right?

He really doesn’t try that hard. The sort of person to literally ask outright, “what do you want?” a week before a birthday... then, to his credit, he goes out and tracks the thing down. (Leckie once gave him a really obscure book title, just to see what would happen. Hoosier turned up with it. The book had been out of print of years. This was a first-edition copy. No one knows where he got it, how, or if it was obtained legally.)

H : HEART. is your muse quick or slow to give their heart away?

He’s... slow because the idea scares him. Hoosier and intimacy... do not mix. On a physical level, sure, but emotionally? He’s gonna glower that idea into submission and keep any pesky feelings that bubble up down for as long as possible. Hoosier does not love the idea of opening himself up to getting hurt, and doesn’t think he’s very suited for romance, so he’d just... rather not.

I : I LOVE YOU. does your muse find ‘i love you’ easy or hard to say?

Like we just said! Emotional intimacy is a Big Yikes for him! Anyone would be lucky to get an “I love you” out of him once. He’s got to be either very drunk or very sleepy to say it out loud --- both times are when he’s at his softest.

J : JEALOUSY. does your muse get jealous in a relationship?

Oh yeah. Hoosier can be... territorial when it comes to the people he loves. He passionately dislikes anyone getting too close to his partner; there’s being friendly, and then there’s being more, and he’s got strong instincts for when something’s more than friendly. Hoosier makes up for it by being bitchier than usual, glowering at them and being a bit more physical with his partner. He’s rarely one for PDA, but Jealous Hoosier has some points to make.

K : KISS. is your muse a good kisser? why / why not?

He’s a very physical kisser, almost taking ownership of his partner through his lips; Hoosier Smith doesn’t kiss to play around. Hands on the ass, the thighs, gripping the hips as he grinds slightly against them; each breath seems to ripple between the two of them, a shared convulsion, before Hoosier goes right back in for more. He’s a hungry kisser, and a little feral about it --- bruises will be left along his partner’s neck, and their lips may be sore for days afterwards, but they way Hoosier leaves them seeing stars makes it all worth it.

L : LOVE. who does your muse love?

He’s very fond of his little siblings, and very affectionate with them --- way more than anyone’s used to seeing out of him. Hoosier’s got Big Brother Instincts, even they don’t rear their head that often. He loves his mom and (very old, possibly immortal) grandparents; he’s very devoted to his friends, no matter how he rolls his eyes at Chuckler and Runner’s chaos or bitches at Leckie’s pretentiousness. That’s the thing about Hoosier --- he doesn’t love a lot of people, but the people he does love, he wants to keep.

M : MOONLIGHT. is morning or night a more romantic setting?

Night, because he’s never up in the damn morning. Why would someone want to do things before 10am? Not this man. Anything that needs to get done can be done at midnight, or not at all.

N : NAUGHTY. what is your muse like in bed?

He alternates between fierce and teasing, but Hoosier is very, very determined. God, does he love his partner’s reactions... and he savors them, leading them along for as long as possible, dragging every encounter out until the end. Hoosier’s in no rush to finish; honestly, he has a bit of trouble finishing without his partner, and it’s usually seeing them go over the edge first that gets him there. He’s rough, rougher than he means to be at times; sex is the most energy he’ll ever expend at a given moment, and he turns it into a full-on workout, both parties slick with sweat by the end of it. Sometimes, he’ll just put his mouth to task, trailing it slowly along his partner’s body --- sucking kisses into their chest, their stomach, their hips, all the way to their thighs and what lies beyond.

O : ODE. does your muse have a way with words?

Yes. Very succinct. To the point. Knows what the hell he’s saying. Fine with words, thanks.

P : PARTNER. what does your muse look for in a partner? looks / personality?

Someone who doesn’t get on his last damn nerve. Hoosier would do well with a partner who goes with the flow --- probably someone more extroverted than him, but who really doesn’t demand much or tax his energy when he needs to just destress. He’d do best with someone low-maintenance. (Too bad the high-maintenance people are so damn attractive.) They have to love animals; they have to be able to keep things neat, because he hates a messy house; he’s fine with almost any quirk they might have, so long as they put up with his in return. He loves people who can sing... and people who laugh at their own jokes really shouldn’t be as attractive as they are.

Q : QUESTION. would your muse ask the big question or expect their partner to?

He’d ask as soon as he comes to terms with the idea... which’ll take a while, not gonna lie. His partner asking first would completely take Hoosier by surprise. He wouldn’t be expecting it, wouldn’t know what to do with it, and his off-the-cuff answer would be, “what the fuck”. Promising omen of marital bliss right there.

R : ROMANCE. is your muse a romantic or a cynic?

Definitely on the cynical side. He’s... afraid of romance, a little bit, and definitely doesn’t imagine himself as anybody’s Prince Charming.

S : SWEETHEART. did your muse have a childhood sweetheart?

He didn’t, really. Little Bill Smith had way more important things on his mind, like taking long naps, stealing cookies, and hiding in places where his mama couldn’t find him. Bigger priorities on his mind.

T : TRUE LOVE. does your muse believe in true love?

... nah, probably not. It’s not something he gives a lot of thought to, because thinking about love in general leaves him feeling half-starved and irritated. True love... well, to be honest, he’s got no clue what it is.

U : UNREQUITED. has your muse had their heart broken?

... let’s say he hasn’t and call it even. He’s not gonna talk about it. (He hasn’t, but he’s been on the cusp of loving people who didn’t love him back. Caution is learned; if you go to the edge of a cliff and almost fall off, you’re in no hurry to dance on that edge again. He learned to fear love without ever feeling the full sting of rejection, cause he’s just proactive like that.)

V : VALENTINE. how does your muse feel about valentine’s day?

A complete waste of time, unless there’s chocolate involved. Chocolate for him. Get him chocolate, please.

W : WEDDING. would your muse get married? why / why not?

Mmm. I mean. He’s not going to not get married, if the opportunity arises, but it’s also, like... a lot of effort, everybody makes a big deal out of it, it costs a lot of money, and, like... if all his siblings get hitched, does his Mama really need him to, too? (If Hoosier gets to the point where he’s head-over-heels in love with someone, enough to want to spend his life with ‘em, yeah, he’ll get married. But he’s prefer a quiet ceremony, no muss or fuss, to a big white wedding.)

X : XOXO. does your muse use / like pet names?

Absolutely never... unless he’s in the mood. An arm tucked around his partner’s chest or waist, and a muttered “darlin’” against the side of their neck, is Hoosier-speak for ‘let’s get someplace private now, before I take my pants off right here.’

Y : YOURS. does your muse get protective easily?

In, like, the laziest way possible. He’s perfectly willing to sit back and watch the fireworks, glowering as some fool gets bolder and bolder with the person he cares about... but he’s not apathetic, he’s waiting. As soon as the bastard crosses a line, Hoosier’s on his feet and swinging. He doesn’t say anything; he just puts an end to the situation, with a few well-placed hits. Cross Hoosier Smith’s people at your own risk.

Z : ZZZ. how many people has your muse slept with?

... do you really want to know the answer to this question? It’s... a lot. Many people. An amount that should maybe concern him. He couldn’t count if he tried, but the number is probably in the double digits. (How? He literally never goes out! Hoosier’s got ways, okay. When he feels like having sex, he will find someone willing and eager. It’s never a challenge to convince them. The job gets done.) Don’t ask, cause he’ll just smirk and say nothing.

#hoosier was absolutely the kid who'd just vanish for hours and his family would be like 'wh?? where?? where did he go?? again??'#and after a while he'd just slither out from behind the couch or something #my sister was like that when she was little and legit she once tried to crawl into the fireplace #also!! one of the things i love about writing these is how i kinda codeswitch into the character's voice/speaking style a bit #like leckie has to say absolutely EVERYTHING for every answer #and then hoosier's just like 'yes. moving on.'#hoosier smith #headcanons

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sachirou-senpai · 4 years

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i hate tumblr it wasn’t letting me send an ask i hATE IT HERE!! anyways im goin to bed bUT i wanted to ask about chores, cooking, and baking with both of your self-ships? i mean if u wanna do both. like how do you guys split chores and who does the cooking or do you just order takeout 😪 and pls include baking/cooking dates if you might be so inclined ok das all ily!!! mwah 💗 (also i like sachellie as ur ship name but!!)

this,,, this is so cute 🥺🥺 cosmic,, u gonna kill me in the best way possible

sachellie (sachirou x ellie)

well,, i'm sick. a lot. like unable to get out of bed kind of sick.

so he does most of the big chores, cooking, dishes and vacuuming and actually getting the laundry in the machines.

but i do all the little things, like folding and putting away, dusting, watering plants, taking care of the dogs, repairing little things. sometimes i'll pull up a chair to the counter and help dry dishes. aka stuff that doesn't require a lot of energy. and i'll always make sure i help out when i can. i really don't like leaving him to do all the work.

he can't really bake, though, so i'll do that a lot. we definitely have baking dates on the days i feel good, we like to bake together (aka i bake and he watches and then we make out on the counter)

takeout isn't very common,, i'm not really a fan lol,, neither is he

kita x ellie

more evenly split, but mostly the same as sachirou and i. he's just really good at taking care of me and making sure i eat right and all that stuff so i end up having more energy n stuff.

he always makes breakfast, but i'll cook dinner 3-4 times a week, just as repayment. no takeout. ever. we even make our own pizza. which is really good.

he...can't bake. at all. like just... doesn't get it. so i'll bake sometimes. we're both pretty anti-processed sugar (it makes me more sick, i promise i'm not a weird diet snob) so like, we don't eat a lot of sweets but maybe like once a week i'll bake some cookies or brownies or something. he likes to sit and watch and then when i get tired i'll come sit on his lap

either way,, it's adorable. both of them are adorable. 🥺🥺🥺💞

#cosmic 💫✨☄️#sachirou x ellie #kita x ellie #ellie's self ship night!

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beauzoleils · 5 years

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ABIGAIL COWEN , CISFEMALE , SHE / HER → according to the school records , NATALIE LUCILLE BEAUSOLEIL has been attending sacred heart for the past three years . i last saw them hanging around the john bracken library ; i think they were working on writing her novel . at twenty - one years old , natalie has been studying english literature and get this , i heard that she’ll zone out while writing papers for class and come to surrounded by pages and pages full of archaic languages she doesn’t speak — figure it’s true ? everyone around here always associates them with a moonlight sonata echoing through empty halls , seats in the back row at the opera , and dead flowers pressed between the pages of an old book . in the time since these strange happenings , they have encountered unexplained occurrences .

HI , hello . i’m hannah n this is like . the only thing i’ve been thinking about recently , aka i’m so excited . ok anyway ! i’m 20 , kickin it in the est ! i’m a full time student ( majoring in being a dumb bitch n gay rights and i’m at the top of my class baby . . ) and i’m ALSO a preschool teacher so if i’m ever Not here , i’m with my babies ! ! but that isn’t the reason why ur all here . . ur here for an intro post ! so !

let’s talk abt my girl . . . 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐈𝐋 !

okay . so . first thing’s first . i have some Real Things prepared for my girl , including but not limited to :

a pinterest board !

a stats page !

and what i call NATALIE : A TRAGEDY IN THREE ACTS . it’s kind of a bio , mixed in with some stage directions here and there . it’s a quick read n rly gives you that Natalie Flavor if you know what i mean . . so if you feel so inclined n wanna take a look . . but full disclosure it rly does hit different than just reading this intro

anyway ! i’ll give a more condensed version of her bio here n some info abt her personality n some random headcanons . . etc !

𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈 : 𝑨 𝑯𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑹𝒀

alright SO . our girl natalie was born on april 13 , 1952 to michel and colette beausoleil . it was a thursday , and it was ALSO eleven weeks before colette’s due date , so we all know that can’t be good

( spoiler alert : it wasn’t )

natalie was supposed to be a twin , but the other baby ( a boy named pierre ) didn’t survive . they didn’t think that natalie would , but she did ! unfortunately , her parents were too wounded by the loss of their other baby and it was all grieving and no celebrating .

also . there’s more info abt her parents n how they met in the bio but , a sparknotes version is that michel was a playwright in paris and colette was a ballerina / his muse and they rushed into a marriage

michel made it rly big a couple yrs after natalie was born and so they decided to use that $ $ $ to send natalie away to an expensive boarding school in london called our lady of sacred suffering . it was , of course , a catholic girls boarding school and natalie hated it there

but they hated natalie there bc she was just the WORST catholic school girl of all time , so it was mutual

meanwhile , her relationship w her parents is . . very complicated . her dad is just kind of The Worst across the board , very reliant on drinking , definitely got into drug use at some point , had lots of affairs with the young actresses in his plays . and colette was just . . very sad and very absent so the support was Minimal

natalie has a lot of issues that are all rooted in her childhood tbh .

somewhere along the way , she found a deep passion for Writing and developed this sense of purpose and for a minute things were going very well

which we all know means things are about to get WORSE .

on her eighteenth birthday , natalie receieves a card in the mail from her mother for the First Time Ever . and she immediately is like . huh . well . something is Wrong .

she’s right .

( tw : nondescript mentions of car crashes & death )

a week later , she receives word that her parents were involved in a serious car accident at the pont de l’alma tunnel in paris and her did not survive the accident .

( end tw )

her mother’s family is not convinced that michel should walk away from this without blame and decides to take legal action against him and get him convicted with a more serious charge than just manslaughter .

they promise to keep natalie out of it as much as possible but when it comes time to testify as to whether or not michel had a history of not caring about colette’s life and well - being , the only one who can speak to it is natalie .

so she testifies and it’s her testimony that is the metaphorical nail in the coffin .

( tw : suicide mention )

michel knows it , too . that’s what natalie thinks . he turns up dead in his jail cell the day before he’s supposed to be sentenced . she never knows if he deserved the life sentence he was going to be given .

( end tw )

so then ! she’s an orphan ! but she does gain control over everything that her parents left behind , which turns out to be a lot .

she sells their house in paris , goes to wales to begin university , and hasn’t gone back since then . but like , she grew up in london for the most part so she’s not exactly sad about being away from paris and all the ghosts there .

and now she’s at sacred heart , working on writing her debut novel , which is the ( albeit , dramatized and fictionalized ) story of her parents !

𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈𝐈 : 𝑨 𝑺𝑼𝑴𝑴𝑨𝑹𝒀 .

so basically , she’s got issues .

fictional character inspo includes : jo march , alaska young , cheryl blossom

if you know anything abt astrology . . she’s an aries sun , mercury , and venus . . and a scorpio moon and mars . . and a gemini rising . . i’m so sorry JKDSFM

she’s very emotional but does a super good job of hiding it and keeping all those emotions ( esp the intense n darker ones ) buried away . . deep down where no one could see it

the minute that ppl kind of ? ? but two and two together n realize who she is ( bc . . in my head . . her dad’s whole trial was kind of . A Thing that the public knew abt . ) they’re probably rly concerned w Little she shows any real emotion to the whole thing .

rly she’s just the queen of compartmentalizing n repressing !

she’s very . . Assertive . like , when she wants something she’s going to do whatever it takes to get her way

very Very reckless . she’s like . . so fucking impulsive that it physically Pains me sometimes .

she’s very smart but like . More So , she’s very clever and very sharp with her words . a very fast thinker and a very loud talker

someone please . . tell her to stop yelling . she needs to Relax .

she’s very charming i’ll say it . n like ? seems cool ? the kind of person that you meet and immediately want to hang out w them .

very flirty , has always used that charming smile of hers to get ppl in her corner and she’s not gonna stop now ! she’s very good at making ppl feel special

but like . she means well most of the time sdkfj her heart is in the right place okay

big time trust issues . big time commitment issues . painfully independent and refuses to let anyone know how much she cares about them until she’s like . . Really sure that they aren’t going to hurt her

also very afraid of hurting people , which is another reason why she struggles to get attached to people . she definitely has this deep - rooted fear that Bad Things follower her and she doesn’t want to drag ppl into that

it’s literally a toss - up as to whether she’s going to seem like she’s demanding ur attention or entirely disinterested in it . bc she’s all over the place .

but like . i’m an emotional BITCH so she’s probably going to end up being 100000% softer than i intend bc i project too much soft bitch energy onto my characters Always .

𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈𝐈𝐈 : 𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑵𝑬𝑪𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑺 .

so many things . literally , anything . just a disclaimer , if u read thru this and had An Idea then like . yes Pls tell me , i want it xoxo

but here are some i have up in the old . . noggin .

EXES . please , please . . for the love of GOD give me some angsty exes nonsense . do you need someone who broke ur characters heart ? consider natalie UR GIRL . she’s Emotionally Damaged and has the capacity to be the angstiest ex of all time , okay ?

give her a weakness . she needs someone who she’s Actually vulnerable around and actually sees her have emotions and knows she’s not just this huge Mess all the time

i rly want someone that is like . from the same ( ish ) bg as her in the sense that like . . they also were surrounded by nice clothes n expensive private schools n Luxury but like . they Thrive in it the way natalie used to wish that she could . n just . i think it would b a super interesting dynamic bc they would just ! clash ! so intensely ! ! n tbh nat would probably b lowkey jealous Still n . spicy !

@ all those ppl who are into theatre : i’m Dying for some connections of ppl who knew / knew of her father n would know what happened w him perhaps on a deeper level than ppl who read it in the newspaper a few yrs ago . . ( bonus points if they lowkey idolized / looked up to her dad bc thats a Big Mess and could b spicy as fuck to explore , u know ? )

idk if any of y’all have characters who grew up in / around paris ? but if there are . . then Perhaps someone who knew her in her youth ?

okay . not to be Trash but like . i rly want her to have a dynamic that’s jo x laurie adjacent ? do they have to be in love w her ? no ! i just want someone that has that genuine bond w her and they care abt each other n goof around n like . . i’m already getting soft on main , huh , ,

she’s soo fucking messy that like . . all the messy fwb / frenemies with benefits / one night stand type of plots . . yes pls

i always want there to b a badass girl squad like . a group of ladies n theydies that take no shit n get in fights for each other n rly truly ride or die w each other . . we can workshop the name ok but for now ? my girl squad is open for applications

okay . let me cut myself off right there but i’ll leave you with my WANTED CONNECTIONS TAG n also again i’m 10000% okay to just brainstorm out something else completely if its what ur feeling !

if u read all / any of this . . i love u . <3 either hmu on discord ( let's go 𝓁𝑒𝓈𝒷𝒾𝒶𝓃𝓈 ! #6227 ) ksdjfskm OR ! like this n i will come to u ! okay , that’s all , bye

#heretics:intro #part 1 part 1 !#im so sorry for this

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I just saw your 10 facts about Jeff ❤️. Please can you maybe do more sometime? (No pressure of course)... I loved it. You mentioned that you kept coming up with anecdotes and observations and I think those would be a great addition too for those who don't know a lot about him yet but want to (like me)💞 thank you in advance ☮️

awwww thank you, i’m glad you liked it!! 😭💖 it takes me sooo long to think of things that are like??? worthy of including??? like idk what would be entertaining enough to everybody lmao but!!!! after much consideration here are some more assorted Jeffrey Things (public apology if read mores aren’t working on mobile atm bc this is sooooooooo long rip):

just so u know this is probably not going to be as organized as the last one and more like me just listing random things lmao but nevertheless here we go

according to some person who knew him for awhile Back In The Day he once tried to play one of his gold records on a turntable and iirc the end result was that it was just some random album coated in whatever they use to make them gold lmao

this is 100% not even a fact necessarily (i mean. it kind of is but it’s also an opinion whatever) but i would just like to call attention to the fact that he has rlly pretty handwriting????? (here is like...the most obvious example i can think of [also just!!! i adore that whole entire thing and one time i showed it to my mom and she was like ‘omg...a novel...’ rip]) also he’s exceptionally cute and sometimes he dots i’s and exclamation points with little circles......

i haven’t been able to find the thing where i read this in like 96 years despite the fact that i’ve been actively looking for it ever since so don’t quote me on it but unless i’m just totally misremembering it he got??? thrown off a horse once or something???

also i recently read this lil newspaper snippet thing from 1976 that somebody posted in a facebook group in which he broke the neon elo sign by running into it while receiving an award lmao so can we please like...wrap him in bubblewrap or something

a few years ago when he was on the sirius xm town hall thing (which was in general just really wonderful so i hope it’s still on the internet somewhere although i haven’t heard it since i listened to the original airing) he told this really adorable story in which roy orbison (who apparently called him jeffy 😭 same) would bring cakes to the traveling wilburys sessions and let him be the first to pick which one he wanted 💖💖💖💖💖💖

apparently!!! he recorded a lil christmas album with his dad lmao so i’m definitely really jealous of the people who experienced That

again i feel like this barely even qualifies as a Fun Fact lmao but on the subject of christmas i always look forward to hearing this song on the radio every year at christmastime not only because it’s just an excellent song but also because at the veryyyyy end...There He Is

and again. not a fact??? i guess??? but since i feel like not enough people know about this i would just like to remind the world that this happened bc i love them both so much (see also: x 💖💖💖)

oh? and can i talk about how they gave him pumpkin bread at his lil hollywood walk of fame ceremony in 2015? like i genuinely don’t even know what that was about and i don’t think anybody else does either bc it was the most random thing in the world but i was really entertained by it?? like i honestly don’t know if that’s just a Thing that they do or if somebody just felt inclined to give him some pumpkin bread (if so...same) but it was an experience

anyway!!! that’s basically everything i can think of atm so thanks for coming to my ted talk and pls feel free to keep sending me asks like this lmao because even though it takes me forever to come up with an adequate response i just!!!!!!! gotta emphasize the fact that i could talk about jeffrey every single day of my life

#jeff lynne #electric light orchestra #elo #the recurring theme of ppl giving him baked goods is so relatable like? i would so do that #i mean giving baked goods to people i like is basically my default action anyway #but yeah anyway...............i lov him #e*#savoy-brown-shoe

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imagines-for-the-fangirls-soul · 7 years

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Disney Prompt List

As promised, here is the mobile version!

Here are all of my Disney prompts (so far). If you would like to request one, please send in the movie/theme and the number you want with the pairing you want. For example, “Bucky Barnes x reader, Aladdin #3.” If you want something more specific included in it, please include that in your ask. For example, “Bucky Barnes x reader, Aladdin #3, where they both get kidnapped by Hydra)

I tried to make the prompts gender neutral(ish) but I may have missed a couple. If some of them say he/her it can be changed around when writing, so it doesn’t have to be exactly accurate to what’s written. If you have any questions or request, please let me know!

I haven’t finished all of the movies, so if you see a name crossed off it’s because I haven’t gotten to it yet. I will update as I do. But feel free to request something that isn’t finished yet if you want!

If you have any questions, or ideas for other prompts, just let me know! Happy requesting! I know there’s a lot, so send a few in, but try to mix up characters! :)

Real World Disney Adventures:

Going to Disney World/Land for the first time

Disney World/Land proposal

Person A showing person B their favorite Disney movie (pls include film)

Singing a Disney duet together (bonus points if it’s gender reversed)

DISNEY MOVIE MARATHON

Running a Disney marathon together

“How can you hate ___ ride?! It’s the best!” (pls include ride)

“You can’t make everything Mickey shaped” “WATCH ME”

Meeting your favorite character at the parks

Wearing any of the princesses’ outfits (Because they’re pretty, THAT’S WHY!)

Aladdin:

“Who disturbs my slumber?”

“You’re only in trouble if you get caught . . . I’m in trouble!”

“If I were as rich as you I could afford some manners.”

“If I do marry, I want it to be for love.”

“Well, you do kind of stand out.”

“Do you trust me?”

“That two faced son of a jackal!”

“I must have hit my head harder than I thought.”

“You ain’t never had a friend like me.”

“I can’t make anyone fall in love with anyone else.”

“Phenomenal cosmic power! Itty-bitty living space.”

“He/She’s got these eyes … and his/her hair! And his/her smile … ah”

“But you’re so old!”

“That’s something I pride myself on, I’m a excellent judge of character.”

“I am not a prize to be won!”

“Tell her/him the truth!”

“I can show you the world.”

“Tell me princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?”

“Did you think I was stupid? That I wouldn’t figure it out?”

“I’m getting kind of fond of you. Not that I want to pick out curtains or anything.”

“You’re speechless, I see. A lovely quality in a wife!”

“Read my lips and come to grips with reality.”

“I never realized how incredibly handsome you are.”

“He’s a little punch drunk.”

“You’re not gonna find another girl/guy like her/him in a million years.”

“I gotta stop pretending to be something I’m not.”

“You’re free.”

“I choose you.”

Alice in Wonderland:

“Curiouser and curiouser …”

“Oh dear, I do wish I hadn’t cried so much.”

“Never a beginning, there can never be a stop.”

“I’ve changed so many times since this morning.”

“Most everyone is mad here.”

“A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!”

“Something seems to be troubling you, won’t you tell us all about it?”

“Those are the things that upset me!”

“If you don’t think you shouldn’t talk.”

“I have an excellent idea! Let’s change the subject.”

“When I get home I shall write a book about this place.”

“I give myself very good advice but I very seldom follow it.”

“Do you want us both to lose our heads?”

“What do you know?” “Nothing!” “Nothing whatever?” “Nothing whatever!” “That’s very important!”

“OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!”

The Aristocats:

“You’re going to be as beautiful as your mother/father.”

“Females never fight fair.”

“Ladies don’t start fights, but they can finish them.”

“How romantic!!”

“Haven’t we met before?” “And I’m so glad that we did.”

“I’m not exactly her/his husband/wife.” “Well either you are or you aren’t.” “Alright, I’m not.”

“And when we needed you, you were right there.”

“Well I guess you know best, but I’m gonna miss you baby.”

Atlantis: The Lost Empire:

“How did you get in here?” “I came down the chimney, ho, ho, HO!”

“Excuse me, you drop your, um, dynamite.”

“I used to take lunch money from guys like this.”

“I swim pretty girl, um, pretty good.”

“I know! Why don’t you translate, and I’ll wave the gun around!”

“Come on, we better make sure they don’t hurt themselves.”

“Do you have any suggestions?” “Yeah, don’t get shot!”

“I have to hand it to you, you’re a bigger pain in the neck than I thought possible.”

Bambi:

“If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.”

“You can call me a flower if you want to.”

“You’re a little wobbly, aren’t you?“

“Faster! Don’t look back! Keep running!”

“They’re twitterpated.”

“Well it’s not going to happen to me.” (About falling in love)

“______ ought to be proud.”

Beauty and the Beast:

“For who could ever learn to love a beast?”

“But you’ve read it twice!” “Well it’s my favorite…” (include fave book)

“If you like it all that much it’s yours!”

“No beast alive stands a chance against you, and no girl for that matter.”

“I’m making plans to woo and marry _____.”

“YOU MUST CONTROL YOUR TEMPER!”

“Flabby, fat, and lazy then you walked in and oopsie daisy!”

“I’ve never felt this way about anyone before.”

“I want to do something for her. But what?” “Well there’s the usual, flowers, chocolates, promises you don’t intend to keep…”

PERSON A GIVING PERSON B AN ACTUAL LIBRARY

“Perhaps there’s something there that wasn’t there before.”

“You look so, so...” “Stupid.”

Person A reading person B their favorite story

“Take it with you. So you’ll always have a way to look back and remember me.”

“I let her go.” “Why?” “Because I love her.”

“He’s no monster, _____, you are!”

“Did you honestly think she’d want you, when she had someone like me?!”

“At least I got to see you one last time.”

“Please, please, please don’t leave me. I love you.”

Beauty and the Beast (2017):

“It’s about two lovers in fair Verona.” “Sounds boring.”

“You’re so … athletically inclined.”

“It’s never gonna happen, ladies.”

“Wonderful book you’ve got there.” “Have you read it?” “No, but … books.”

“It’s the ones who play hard to get that are always the sweetest prey.”

“Please just tell me one more thing about them.”

“We could never make each other happy.”

“Everything I am is because of you.”

“I will never marry you, ________.”

“I’ve found that most troubles seem less troubling after a bracing cup of tea.”

“You really want to marry into this family?”

“ Not until my whole life is done will I ever leave you.”

“Days in the sun will return, we must believe as lovers do, that days in the sun will come shining through.”

“Was that a joke? Are you making jokes now?”

“You’re too good for her/him, anyway!”

“I am not a beast.”

“How would you feel about growing a beard?”

Big Hero 6:

“Nothing! No ideas! Useless, washed up brain!”

“Stop whining. Woman up!”

“My family! I love my family!”

“I am not fast.”

“He/She/They should have lived a long life.”

“Why are you stopped?” “The light’s red!” “There are no red lights in a car chase!”

“My brain hates my eyes for seeing this.”

“He/She went in there to save you.” “That was his/her mistake.”

“This is not what _______ would have wanted.”

“I’m not giving up on you. You don’t understand this yet, but people need you.”

The Black Cauldron:

“That black-hearted devil!”

“I know you want your breakfast, but right now thinking is important!”

“I’m not afraid of _____.” “Then you are a fool.”

“What are you doing here?” “I came back to be your friend.”

“Why do you have to judge every word I say?”

“Oh good you’re safe!” “Well of course-”

“How dare you take his/her side!”

“You love struck witch!”

“I’ll never forgive you for this. Never!”

“You have lots of friends. I don’t have any.”

Someone forcing Person A and Person B to (finally) kiss. (Gurgi inspired prompt.)

Bolt:

“It’s alright tough guy, you got them all.”

“I wanna take him/her home this weekend.”

“You’re a degenerate creature of darkness.” “Yeah, granted.”

“I eat danger for breakfast.” “Are you hungry?” “Starving.”

“I swear, it’s like I work with toddlers.”

Brave:

“No weapons on the table!”

Having people compete in games for your hand in marriage. You decide to compete for yourself. (AKA Brave AU)

“It’s marriage, it’s not the end of the world!”

“Are you willing to pay the price your freedom costs?”

“I’ll always be right here.”

“There’s no one to blame but me. I know now that I need to mend my mistake.”

“Let them win his/her heart, before they win his/her hand.”

“I did this to you, to us.”

“You have always been there for me. You’ve never given up on me.”

“Our fate lives in us, you only have to be brave enough to see it.”

Brother Bear:

“One thing always changes into another.”

“Come here, loverboy.”

*Person A wakes up* Person B: “So you’ve decided to join the living.”

*Arguing* “Big nose! …sorry.” “You went too far that time.”

“How about no? No talking.” “Okay, then I’ll sing!”

“Wake up!” “Two more months, mom.”

Faking a Canadian accent and adding “eh” to the end of everything

“This year, I lost ___” “Quit telling everyone I’m dead!” “Sometimes I can still hear their voice…”

A Bug’s Life:

“You’re weird, but I like you.”

“If I hadn’t promised not to kill you, I would have killed you.” “Believe me, no one appreciates that more than me.”

"I only got 24 hours to live, and I’m not gonna waste it here!“

“The circus! The circus! I love the circus!”

“Come on, you can rub lotion on me later.”

Cars:

“I eat losers for breakfast - breakfast, maybe I should have had breakfast.”

“That’s really embarrassing, but I wouldn’t worry about it - cause I didn’t do it! Hah!”

“I haven’t gone this fast in years. I’m gonna blow a gasket or something.”

“I create feelings in others that even they don’t understand.”

“Oh _____’s just a little bit shy, and hates you for killing their flowers.”

“Even here in Hillbilly Hell we have standards.”

“You’re in love with _____! You’re in love with _____! You love them! You love them! You love them!”

“I knew it! I knew I made a good choice!” “In what?” “My best friend.”

“They quit on me.”

“Best for everyone? Or best for you?”

“I didn’t get to say goodbye.”

Cinderella:

“Just learn to like cats.”

“Hmm, there must be something good about them.”

“And I’m so eligible!”

“Even miracles take a little time.”

“Don’t you think my dress-” “Yes it’s very- Good Heavens, child!”

“The young prince bowing to the assembly. Suddenly, he stops. He looks up. For lo… there she stands. The girl of his dreams. Who she is or whence she came, he knows not, nor does he care, for his heart tells him that here, here is the maid predestined to be his bride.”

“So this is love? This is what makes life divine.”

Having to leave at midnight, and not being able to tell the other how they felt ( AKA Cinderella AU)

Person A leaving behind _____ and person B trying to get in back to them (AKA the Cinderella Story AU)

Cinderella (2015):

“When I am king, you shall be queen.”

“Have courage and be kind.”

“Where there is kindness there is goodness, and where there is goodness, there is magic.”

“I must go very soon, my love. Will you forgive me?” “Of course I forgive you.”

“If you’re worried about telling me, you mustn’t be, if it will lead to your happiness.”

“I’m not alone, I’m with you.”

“Just because it’s what done, doesn’t mean it should be done.”

“I shall trick him/her into loving me!”

“They’re all looking at you.” “Believe me, they’re all looking at you.”

“Surely you have a right to your own heart.”

“I have never shown this place to anyone.” “A secret garden!”

“This is perhaps the greatest risk any of us will ever take - to be seen as we truly are.”

“Are you ready?” “For anything, as long as it’s with you.”

Dinosaur:

Dumbo:

“You better look out for Mr. Stork.”

“There they go without a friend in the world.”

“You like to pick on little guys, why don’t you pick on me!”

“Baby mine, don’t you cry.”

“Rest your head, close to my heart.”

The Emperor’s New Groove:

“You threw off my groove!”

“Hate your hair. Not likely. Yikes, yikes, yikes. And let me guess, you have a great personality.”

“What’s he babbling about? He’s like that thing that wouldn’t shut up.”

“It is no concern of mine whether your family has… what was it again?” “Uh, food.”

“No touchy!”

“I’ll turn him into a flea, and then put him in a box, and then put that box in another box. Then I’ll mail it to myself and CRUSH HIM.”

“Oh right, the poison. The poison for _____. The poison chosen especially for ____. _____’s poison.”

“This story is about me, not him.”

“Maybe I’m new to this rescuing thing, but this to me, seems like a step backwards.”

After CPR, “For the last time, it was not a kiss!”

“Thanks, my wife made it.” “She knits?” “No, crochets.” “Nice!”

“Come on, ______, no one lives forever.”

Enchanted:

“I’ve been dreaming of a true love’s kiss.”

“Lips are the only thing that touch.”

“We shall be married in the morning!”

Having to walk around New York in your giant wedding gown. (It’s raining, too.)

“Is this a big habit of yours, falling off stuff?”

“I wish you every happiness.”

“How does she/he know you love her/him?”

“I knew it was you.”

“Over my dead body.” “Alright, I’m flexible.”

“I guess that makes you the damsel in distress, huh, handsome?”

Finding Dory:

“Would you ever forget me?”

“The only reason to travel in the first place, is so you never have to travel again.”

“Please help me find my family.”

“Off! Off! Off!”

“‘I’m fine, how are you?’ ‘I’m fine, too!’ New’s flash, no one’s fine!”

“Caution, joker at work!”

CUDDLE PARTY!

“______, ______, ______, don’t you dare be sorry!”

“Suck it, bipeds!”

“I’m gonna ask you to do something crazy!” “I’m okay with crazy.”

Finding Nemo:

“Shh, you’re gonna wake the kids.”

“You think you can do these things, but you just can’t!”

“He/She touched the butt.”

“Can you help me?” “No, you got yourself in there, you can get yourself out.”

“We want you in our club, kid.”

“You mean you don’t like me?” “No, it’s because I like you that I don’t want to be with you.”

“Just keep swimming.”

“Next stop, knowledge!”

The Fox and the Hound:

“I’m not going to be so lonesome anymore.”

“I just can’t stay angry with you, you little imp.”

“We’ll always be friends forever.”

“Why you blasted female!”

“Watch it, it’s loaded!” *shoots up at the sky* “Now it’s not loaded!”

“I just wanted to say goodbye to ______, but I’m too late.”

“Forever is a long, long time, and time has a way of changing things.”

“Yet from your sadness our happiness grew.”

“Goodbye may seem forever, farewell is like the end, but in my heart is the memory, and there you’ll always be.”

“After last night nothing looks beautiful.” *Looks at Person A* “Wow!”

“There’s something really familiar about those eyes.”

Frozen:

“Go to sleep.” “I can’t. The sky’s awake, so I’m awake!”

“Cuties! I’m gonna keep you!”

“I’m right out here for you. Just let me in. We only have each other.”

“Don’t know if I’m elated or gassy, but I’m somewhere in that zone.”

“I can’t wait to meet everyone! GASP! What if I meet the one?”

“This is awkward. Not you’re awkward, but just cause we’re- I’m awkward, you’re gorgeous. Wait what?”

“You look beautiful.” “Thank you, you look beautifuller!”

“If you swoon, let me know! I’ll catch you!”

“Your physique helps I’m sure!”

Sock sliding through a place you shouldn’t (A la Hans and Anna)

“Can I say something crazy? Will you marry me?” “Can I say something even crazier? Yes!”

“Oh, look at that. I’ve been impaled.”

“Catch! *jumps into arms* Thanks, that was like a crazy trust exercise!”

“Whoa, whoa, whoa, feisty pants, just calm down!”

“You tell me when, I’m ready, I was born ready!” “Calm down, crazy.”

“Well that happened.”

“Do me a favor, grab my butt.”

“Does it look bad?” “… No” “You hesitated.”

“Because I love you ____, I insist you run!”

THEY’RE JUST A BIT OF A FIXER UPPER

“Let’s go kiss ____! Who is this ____?!”

“Don’t you see? I can’t.”

“Oh, ____ if only there was someone who loved you.”

“Some people are worth melting for.”

“I don’t even know what love is.” “That’s okay, I do.”

Person A dragging Person B around with a blindfold on, and running them into a pole.

“I could kiss you! I could, I mean I’d like to. I’d- May I? We me? May we? Wait what?”

The Good Dinosaur:

“You’re a papa.” “And you’re a momma.”

“Sometimes you gotta get through your fear to see the beauty on the other side.”

“I’m not like you.” “You’re me and more.”

“If you’re not scared, you aren’t alive.”

“You’re alive? I can’t believe it! It’s you!”

A Goofy Movie:

“What if the neighbors see us?”

“Well I was sorta, kinda thinking, that I’d love to.”

“I told you men are easy to deal with.”

“Getting there is half the fun.”

“Deal.” *Reaches out hand to shake on it, other person kisses you*

The Great Mouse Detective:

“You made this just for me?”

“I won’t be a part of this evil any longer!”

“I would spend many a sleepless nights if something unfortunate were to befall her/him/them.”

“There’s always a chance as long as one can think.”

“You have been hanging upside down too long.”

“You delightful little maniac.”

“I feel utterly ridiculous.” “Don’t be absurd you look perfect.”

“No one could have a higher opinion of you than I do, and I think you’re a slimy, contemptible sewer rat.”

Hercules:

“I’m a damsel, I’m in distress, I can handle it. Have a nice day”

“So did they give you a name with all of those rippling pectorals?”

“Memo to me: maim you after my meeting.”

“You’ve gotta admit, that was pretty heroic.”

“It’s alright, the sea of raging hormones has ebbed.”

“When I’m with you, I don’t feel so alone.”

“Sometimes it’s better to be alone, no one can hurt you.”

“At least out loud I won’t say I’m in love.”

“He would never do anything to hurt me.” “He’s a guy!”

Person A is Person B’s only weakness

“If you face him, you’ll die.” “There are worse things.”

“People do crazy things when they’re in love.”

“Are you always this articulate?”

“A true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.”

“A life without _____, even an immortal life, would be empty.”

Home on the Range:

“Yeah, they’re real. Quit staring!”

“You go before I start using words no proper person should ever use.”

“You know how I get about overly emotional displays.”

“You were sleep fighting again.”

“I’m old, but I’m not that old.”

“Don’t embarrass me in front of my partner.”

“Do you ride him/her/them on odd days or even?”

“Stay with me and you may begin to like the other side of the law.”

“You wanna get nuts? Let’s get nuts.”

The Hunchback of Notre Dame:

“As your friends and guardians, we insist you attend the festival.”

“Better to beg forgiveness than ask permission.”

“Look at that disgusting display.” “Yes, sir!”

“You speak of justice, yet you are cruel to those most in need of your help.”

“The only fool I see is you!”

“1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9- So there’s ten of you and one of me. What’s a poor girl to do?”

“What a woman!”

“You son of a-” “Careful, we’re in a church.”

“Are you always this charming or am I just lucky?”

“You fight almost as well as a man.” “Funny, I was gonna say the same thing about you.”

“What do they have against people who are different anyway?”

“I ask for love I can’t possess.”

“He/She’s gotta love a guy/girl like you.”

“You’re either the craziest person I’ve ever met, or the bravest.”

“Why is it when we meet I always end up bleeding?”

“You’re lucky, that arrow almost pierced your heart.” “I’m not sure it didn’t.”

“You’ve got a funny way of showing gratitude.”

“She’s got her knight in shining armor, and it’s not me.”

“What makes a monster, and what makes a man?”

The Incredibles:

“Girl, I don’t even wanna know about your mild mannered alter ego, or anything like that.”

“Sometimes I think I’d just like a simple life. You know, relax a little and start a family.”

Fighting crime literally right before your wedding.

“Shut up, you little insect!”

“It’s okay kids, we’re just having a discussion.” “A pretty loud discussion.”

“I never look back, darling, it distracts from the now.”

“NO CAPES!”

“You can’t count on anybody, especially your heroes.”

“Yes, mom/dad, I’m completely stupid.”

“We’re dead! We’re dead! We survived but we’re dead.”

“Get a grip or I will ground you for a month!”

“When the time comes, you’ll know what to do. It’s in your blood.”

“Next time you gamble, bet your own life.”

“Mom and Dad’s lives could be in danger, or worse, their marriage.”

“Let go of me! Let go, you lousy, lying, unfaithful creep!”

“Don’t touch my sister/brother!”

“You married _____ and got busy!”

“Greater good? I am your wife! I’m the greatest good you are ever gonna get!”

“I can’t lose you again!”

“I like movies, I’ll buy the popcorn.”

Inside Out:

“What did we do to deserve you?”

“When I’m through, the other people will look at their own outfits and barf.”

“You could get lost in there.” “Think positive!” “I’m positive you will get lost in there!”

“I’m too sad to walk, just give me a few hours.”

“I would die for ______.”

“I just wanted Person A to be happy.”

“Take her/him/them to the moon for me.”

“I miss home.”

The Jungle Book:

Lady and the Tramp:

Getting a literal puppy for Christmas!!! (Lady and the Tramp AU)

“Just for tonight.”

“I don’t imagine anything could take their place in our hearts.”

“Homewreckers! That’s what they are!” [Talking about babies]

“Hey, pidge, what are you doing on this side of the tracks?”

“Dogs don’t talk!” “He’s talking to me.” “Okay, he’s talking to you.”

“You’re too nice a girl to be in this place.”

“They’ve got their mothers eyes.” “But there’s a little bit of their father in them, too.”

Lilo and Stitch:

“Leave me alone to die.”

“Did you ever kill anyone?” “We’re getting off the subject.”

Practical Voodoo aka “My friends need to be punished.”

“People treat me different.” “They just don’t know what to say.”

“You rotten _____, your butt is crushing me!”

“I’m sorry I bit you, and pulled your hair, and punched your face.”

“This is your badness level. It’s unusual high for someone your size.”

“_____ is troubled. They need desserts!”

“She likes your butt and fancy hair. I know, I read her diary.” “She thinks it’s fancy?”

“Be careful of the little angel!”

“I can’t sleep with him loose in the house.” “You’re loose in the house all the time and I sleep just fine!”

“Ohana means family, and family means no one gets left behind or forgotten”

“Wanna listen to the king? You look like an Elvis fan.”

Hawaiian Rollercoaster Ride (AKA learning how to surf)

“I’ll remember you though. I remember everyone who leaves.”

“I owe you one.” “That’s okay, you can just date me and we’ll call it even.”

“You’re vile! You’re foul! You’re flawed!” “Also cute and fluffy!”

“This is my family, I found all on my own. It’s little and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good.”

The Lion King:

“What am I going to do with ___?” “They’d make a very handsome throw rug.”

“Before sunrise, he’s/she’s your son/daughter.”

“Forgive me for not leaping for joy. Bad back, you know.”

“Pinned ya!” “Pinned ya, again!”

“Danger? Ha! I laugh in the face of danger!”

“You’re not scared of anything.” “I was today. I was scared of losing you.”

“Cause no one messes with your mom/dad!”

“Oh, it’s just you. We were afraid it was someone important!”

“I’m surrounded by idiots.”

“Come on, you gotta get up. We gotta go home.”

“Look at him! He’s so cute and all alone! Can we keep him?”

“I don’t wanna talk about it.” “Good, we don’t wanna hear about it!”

“Lie down before you hurt yourself.”

“When the world turns it back on you, you turn your back on the world.”

“What else matters? You’re alive!”

“You said you’d always be there for me! You’re not, and it’s all because of me.”

“He/She/They lives in you.”

“Remember who you are.”

“Oh yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it.”

“The King/Queen has returned!”

“I finally got the sense knocked into me. And I’ve got the bump to prove it.”

The Little Mermaid:

Person A: “Salty sea hair, wind in your face, perfect day to be at sea.” Person B: *vomiting* “yes, perfect.”

“Shark! Shark! We’re gonna die!”

“You’ve got an aesthetically pleasing configuration of hair.”

“And now look at me, wasted away to practically nothing.”

“Teenagers. They think they know everything. You give them an inch, and they walk all over you.”

Person A saving Person B from a ship wreck, and then Person A can’t find Person B again (AKA The Little Mermaid AU)

“Oh, you really delight in these sadistic strains on my blood pressure don’t you?”

“She’s out there somewhere, I just haven’t found her yet.”

“Run away with you? This is all so sudden!”

“Daddy, I love him!”

“Just imagine. You and your prince, together forever.”

“Don’t underestimate the importance of body language!”

“I lost my voice and I’m trying to tell you that I love you” (AKA The Little Mermaid AU #2)

“This has got to be, without a doubt, the single most embarrassing day of my life.”

“You gotta bat your eyes like this, you gotta pucker your lips like this.”

“You are hopeless, child. You know that? Completely hopeless.”

Wearing any of Ariel’s clothing. (BECAUSE IT’S PRETTY THAT’S WHY)

*horrible singing* “Someone should find that animal and put it out of its misery”

“Yes, you want her. Look at her you know you do.”

“What a lovely little bride I’ll make, my dear I’ll look divine.”

“Have I ever been wrong? I mean when it’s important?”

“I lost her once, I’m not gonna lose her again.”

“You’ve got to get away from here.” “No, I won’t leave you.”

“Then I guess there’s just one problem left.” “What’s that?” “How much I’m going to miss ___”

Mary Poppins:

“I feel what’s to happen, all happened before.”

“Though we enjoy men individually, we can agree taht in a group they’re rather stupid.”

“Well it’s not exactly Buckingham Palace, still, it’s clean.”

“Practically perfect in every way.”

“In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun.”

“You never think of pressing your advance.”

“A lady needn’t fear when you are here.”

“Anything for you, _______, you’re our favorite person.”

“Faster, my beauty, faster.”

“Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”

“People who get their feet wet must learn to take their medicine.”

“I say there’s nothing like a good joke.” “And that was nothing like a good joke.”

“First of all, I would like to make one thing quite clear, I never explain anything.”

Meet the Robinsons:

“That’s what happens when you have a science geek for a roommate.”

“Knock ‘em dead! That was a figure of speech, please don’t kill anyone.”

“Go show them how special you are!”

“I propose a toast to _____ and his/her failure. May it lead to success in the future.”

“It’s bee a long hard day of turmoil and dinosaur fights.”

“Yes, thank you, we’ve established that.”

“Let’s see, take responsibility for my life or blame you? Let’s see, blame you wins!”

“I hate to foil your evil plan and run, but, ta ta!”

“You just focused on the bad stuff, when all you had to do was let go of the past and keep moving forward.”

“I’m always right. Even when I’m wrong I’m right.”

Moana:

“____, that voice inside is who you are.”

“He/She couldn’t save ______, he/she’s hoping to save you.”

“Every turn I take, every trail I track, every path I take, every road leads back, to the place I know where I can not go. Where I long to be.”

“I can’t leave you.” “There is no place you can go that I won’t be with you.”

“I know it’s a lot, the hair, the bod.”

“I could watch that all day.”

“If you wear a dress, and have an animal sidekick, you are a princess.”

“That is literally the nicest thing you have ever said to me.”

“I’m not killing myself so you can prove you’re something you’re not.”

“The call isn’t out there at all, it’s inside me.”

“I will carry you here in my heart. You remind me that come what may, I know the way.”

“This is not who you are. You know who you are.”

“It suits you.”

Monsters Inc.:

“Hey genius, wanna know why I bought the car?” “Not really.” “To drive it.” “Come on, you could use the exercise.”

“I’m so romantic, some times I think I should just marry myself.”

“I’m watching you, ______, always watching!”

“It’s my professional opinion that now is the time to panic!”

“Actually, uh, that’s my cousin’s sister’s daughter.”

“Put that thing back where it came from or so help me-”

“First of all it’s cretin, if you’re gonna threaten me do it correctly.”

Calling each other ‘googlie bear’ and schmootsie-poo’

Monsters University:

“Woo-hoo the hot coco train is coming through! Next stop, you!”

Sleep talking: “I know you’re a princess and I’m just a stable boy-”

“I can’t go back to jail!”

“I know how you feel.” “Don’t do that! Please don’t do that! You do not know how I feel!”

Mulan:

“Bring my family honor and glory.”

“This is your chance to prove yourself.”

“I will never pass for a perfect bride/groom.”

“If I were truly to be myself, I would break my family’s heart.”

“Do I look like a sucker to you? What do you mean a loser?!”

“We have to work on your people skills.”

“Rise and shine, sleeping beauty!”

“My little baby, off to destroy people.”

“Why was I a fool in school for cutting gym?”

“I never want to see a naked man again.”

“A girl/boy/person worth fighting for.”

“You can guess what we have missed the most, since we went off to war!”

“Stand aside, that creature is not worth protecting!”

“She’s a woman, she’ll never be worth anything!” “You pompous-”

“You don’t meet a girl like that every dynasty.”

“Would you like to stay for dinner?” “Would you like to stay forever?”

The Nightmare Before Christmas:

“Great _______, everyone.” “Yes, it was absolutely horrible.”

“You’re a witch’s fondest dream!”

“Something’s up with ____. Don’t know if we’ll ever get him/her/them back.”

“This year, Christmas will be OURS!”

“The job I have for you is top secret. It requires craft, cunning, mischief.” “And I though you didn’t like me.”

“And leave that no good (Person A) out of it!”

“You don’t look like yourself. Not at all.”

“Well, well, well, what have we here?”

“Oh, brother, you’re something! You put me in a spin!”

“I’m ______ and you ain’t going nowhere.”

“There’s something in the wind that feels like tragedy’s at hand.”

“And does he notice my feelings for him? And will he see how much he means to me? I think it’s not to be.”

“And will we ever end up together? No I think not. It’s never to become for I am not the one.”

“Are you a gambling man? Let’s play!”

“I’d listen to her! She’s the only one who makes sense around this insane asylum!”

“We’re simply meant to be.”

Oliver & Company:

One Hundred and One Dalmatians:

“Our dogs just ran after each other and now we’re tangled together and wow you have nice eyes and shoot now we’re in a river” (AKA the cutest story ever)

“How are you?” “Miserable as usual. Perfectly wretched.”

“Oh, _____, you are an idiot!” (With love)

“She/He’s even greater than dad/mom!” “No one’s better than dad/mom.”

“I’m so hungry I could eat a whole elephant.”

“They say the old place is haunted or bewitched.”

“We’ll have a dalmatian plantation”

Peter Pan:

“Poor ______!” “Poor ______?!?”

“And sooner or later, people have to grow up.”

“But I don’t want to grow up!”

“Girls talk too much!”

“Second star to the right and straight on till morning.”

“When there’s a smile in your heart, there’s no better time to start.”

“Shooting a man in the middle of his cadenza. Not in good form!”

“You’re banished forever!” “Oh please not forever!” “Fine, then a week.”

“You dare to come near me again-”

“We were only trying to drown her.”

“This ain’t no place for a respectable pirate.”

“A jealous female can be tricked into anything.”

“Your mother and mine.”

“I wanna see my mother/father.”

“Don’t you understand you mean more to me than anything in this whole world.”

“I have the strangest feeling I’ve seen that ship before.”

Pinocchio:

“When you wish upon a star your dreams come true.”

“Always let your conscience be your guide.”

“I’ve got no strings to pull me down.”

“What does an actor need with a conscience anyway?”

“It will take a miracle to get us out of here.”

“A vacation on pleasure island.”

“Being bad’s a lot of fun, ain’t it?”

“What does he think I look like, a jackass?”

“Why are you crying?” “Because you’re dead.” “No I’m not.”

Pocahontas:

“I’m not about to let you boys have all the fun.”

“Man overboard!” *Falls into the ocean* “Hang on, ______, I got you.”

“I’ve seen hundreds of new worlds, what could possibly be different about this one?”

“Seeing you gives me great joy.”

“But he/she’s so … serious.”

“Should I choose the smoothest course? Should I marry _____? Is all my dreaming at an end?”

“What is my path? How am I ever going to find it?”

“He/She has a good soul, and handsome, too!” “Oh I like her/him.”

“I shouldn’t be seeing him/her again. I mean I want to see him/her again.” “Who wouldn’t? I want to see him/her again.”

“I could have killed you.” “Not like that you won’t, keep both eyes open.”

“I lied for you once, don’t ask me to do it again.”

“_______, please, you’re my best friend, I don’t want you to get hurt.”

“You killed him/her.”

“I’ve gotten out of worse scrapes than this. Can’t think of any right now, but-”

“It would have been better if we never met. None of this would have happened.“ ”_____, look at me. I’d rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years never knowing you.”

“I can’t leave you.” “You never will. No mater what happens to me, you’ll always be with me. Forever.”

“Please don’t let it be too late.”

POOH

The Princess and the Frog:

“We’re all going out dancing tonight. Care to join us?”

“Well keep ‘em coming until I pass out.”

“The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.”

“There’s been trials and tribulations, you know I’ve had my share.”

“I’ve been looking for you everywhere!” “What a coincidence, I have been avoiding you everywhere!”

“For someone who cannot see their feet, you’re very light on them.”

“You do have a soul, don’t you, _______?”

“When a woman says later, she really means not ever.”

“There are plenty of young ladies waiting for you to waltz them into a stupor.”

“Aren’t you just as pretty as a magnolia in May.”

“I reckon you want a kiss?” “Kissing would be nice, yes.”

“You know, if you’re going to let everything bother you, it’s going to be a very long night!”

“Do not kiss her/him.”

“Life is short, when you’re done you’re done. We’re on this earth to have some fun.”

“We’re going to have ourselves a Mardi Gras wedding!”

“Ooh, girl, I guess you and your boyfriend got a little carried away!”

“I’ve never danced.” (AKA I’ll teach you how to dance.)

“I will do whatever it takes to make your dreams come true, because I love you.”

“You minced.” “I did!”

“I admit it was a charmed life until the day my parents cut me off. And suddenly I realized, I don’t know how to do anything.”

“I have been with thousands of women…. No. Like two, three, just other women.”

“My dream wouldn’t be complete without you in it.”

“You just kissed yourself a princess!” “And, I’m about to do it again!”

Ratatouille:

The Rescuers:

“Rescue me.”

“I just can’t believe that _______ would run away.”

“Someone’s waiting for you.”

“I can go by myself, thank you!”

“He/She’s utterly mad!”

“_______ comes with me. I’m quite attached to him/her.”

Robin Hood:

“Oh she/he’s so handsome, just like her/his reward posters.”

“I’m scared of ___, he’s cranky.”

“An outlaw for an in-law.”

“Hey remember me, we were kids together. Will you marry me?”

“Be gone, long one!”

“My dear emotional lady why should I?” “Because I love him.”

“_____, my darling, I love you more than life itself.”

Sleeping Beauty:

“We’ve met before” “We have?” “Yes, once upon a dream.”

Person A waking person B from a sleep/coma/etc by kissing them

“She’s in love.” “Oh no this is terrible.”

“It looks awful.” “That’s because it’s on you dear.”

“They say if you dream a thing more than once, it’s sure to come true.”

“Why doesn’t your daughter like my son?!”

“You think you could defeat me? Me?! The mistress of all evil!”

“I just love happy endings!”

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs:

“Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?”

“One love that has possessed me.”

“Just whistle while you work.”

“She/he’s beautiful! Just like an angel.”

“Someday my prince/princess will come.”

“We’ll be happy forever, I know.”

“You’ll sleep in my bed.”

“Why, ____, you do care!”

“Yes. One bite and all your dreams will come true.” (AKA the poison apple au)

The Sword in the Stone:

“No one could decide who was rightful heir to the throne.”

“Everybody’s got problems. The world is full of problems.”

“Just because you can’t understand something, doesn’t mean it’s wrong.”

“Out smart the big brute!”

“You see I’m an ugly, horrible, grouchy old man!”

“That love business is a powerful thing.”

“They might even make a motion picture about you.”

Tangled:

“This is the story of how I died …”

“Flower gleam and glow . . .” (AKA magic hair AU)

“That’s the funny thing about birthdays, they’re kind of an annual thing.”

“I can’t believe that after all we’ve been through you can’t trust me.”

“I know why you’re here and I’m not afraid of you.”

“I know not who you are, or how I came to find you, but can I just say, hi!”

“I have made the decision to trust you.” “A horrible decision really.”

“Here comes the smolder.”

“I can’t believe I did this! I can’t believe I did this.”

“Best day ever!”

“Give me back my guy!”

“Who’s that?” “They don’t like me.” “Who’s that?” “They don’t like me either.” “Who’s that?” “Let’s just assume that everyone here doesn’t like me.”

“A fake reputation is all a man has.”

“I think he/she likes me.”

“If he’s such a dreamboat, put him to the test.”

“Are you tired from chasing the bad man all day?”

“All at once, everything looks different, know that I see you.”

“Where will you go? He/She/They won’t be there for you.”

“Frying pans! Who knew, right?”

“If you let me save him/her/them, I will go with you.”

“I can’t let you do this.” “I can’t let you die.”

“You were my new dream.”

“Make the clock reverse, bring back what once was mine.”

“Did I ever tell you I’ve got a thing for (hair color)s?”

“After years and years of asking and asking, I finally said yes.” “Okay, I asked her.”

Tarzan:

“You’ll be in my heart always. Always.”

“Are you sure this water is sanitary? It looks questionable to me.”

“He’s alive! He’s alive- You idiot! You nearly gave me a heart attack!”

*About to scare person A* “Don’t even think about it.”

“It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye.”

“Person A has to stay with Person B. Person A, stay.”

“No matter where I go, you will always be my _____.”

“I’ve had it with you and your emotional constipation!”

“You came back?” “I came home.”

*Jumping off a boat and then running into the arms of the other person to tackle them in the water*

Toy Story:

“You’ve got a friend in me.”

“Howdy, little lady.”

“Go on without me. Just go!”

“There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.”

“The word I’m searching for I can’t say because there are preschool toys around.”

“That wasn’t flying, that was falling with style.”

“This is the perfect time to panic!”

“To infinity, and beyond!”

“There’s gotta be a less painful way to get my attention.”

Toy Story 2:

“I’m sorry, but toys don’t last forever.”

“Aww, _____, you’re worth more than that.”

“Why don’t you watch where you’re going, God-spilla.”

“It’s you! It’s you! It is you!” “Please stop saying that.”

“Why the prodigal son has returned.”

“This is for _____ when you find them.” *kisses cheek* “Alright, but I don’t think it will mean the same coming from me.”

“Don’t think just because you’re a girl that I’ll go easy on you!”

“When he/she loved me …”

“None of them will ever love you the way I do.”

“Hey! No one does that to my friend!”

Toy Story 3:

“Reach for the sky!”

“He/She held me, they actually held me!”

“It’s the perfect time to be hysterical!”

“First thing you’ve gotta know about me, I’m a hugger.”

“I’m sorry, _______, they broke me.”

“You would not believe what I have been through tonight.”

“I wish I could always be with you.” “You will be.”

“So long, partner.”

Treasure Planet:

“They’re so adorable at that age.” “Ah yes, deplorable - ahem adorable.”

“You know what they say, familiarity breeds contempt, uh well but in this case-”

*After showering compliments* “Oh shut up, you know I don’t mean a word of it.”

“You give up a few things chasing a dream.”

“That’s more fun than I ever want to have again.”

“You have wonderful eyes.” “She/he’s lost their mind!”

“You want the map? You’re taking me too.”

“I’m not leaving my _______, um, unless they look at me like that.”

“Just wait until your mother/father hears about this! Although we may play down the life threatening part.”

“Hey, you actually hugged me back.”

Up:

“Adventure is out there.”

“You don’t talk very much, I like you.”

“Cross your heart.”

“That one looks like a dog. Ah! It is a dog!”

“I have just met you and I love you.”

“I would be happy if you’d stop.”

“These people are no longer intruders, they are guests.”

“It might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most.”

“I don’t want your help, I want you safe.”

“Sorry about your house.”

Wall-e:

*Kissing each other and getting literal sparks*

“Define dancing.”

“I didn’t know we had a pool!”

“You just need someone to look after you.”

“I can’t just sit here and do nothing!”

“I don’t want to survive! I want to live!”

Only referring to each other by your first name, up until the point where you can’t hold it in anymore, and you confess your love. (AKA Wall-e AU)

Wreck it Ralph:

“You’re bad guy, but this doesn’t mean you’re a bad guy.”

“Thanks, Satan.”

“I am bad, and that’s good, I will never be good and that’s not bad. There’s no one I’d rather be than me.”

“Anything to declare?” “I hate you.” “I get that a lot.”

“It’s make your mamas proud time!”

“Flattery don’t charge these batteries.”

“Hey, why are your hands so freakishly big?”

“Enjoy your little tantrum, diaper-baby?”

“Are they in there?” “No, lucky for them, or I would have slapped their corpse.”

“You’re a full on criminal, aren’t you?”

“Come on, a work of art like this must be signed.”

“And I bundle myself up like a little old homeless lady.”

“You are one dynamite gal.”

“You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses! You hit a guy … with glasses.”

“I’m already happy, I’ve got the coolest friend in the world.”

Zootopia:

“Blood! Blood! Blood! And… death!”

“You ever know how we got to be so darn happy?” “No.” “Well we gave up on our dreams and settled. Right, hun?” “That’s right. We settled hard.”

“It’s great to have dreams as long as you don’t believe in them too much.”

“He was right about one thing: I don’t know when to quit.”

“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” “And also bears.”

“When is there not a need for a taser?”

“I’m your new neighbor.” “Yeah well we’re loud. Don’t expect us to apologize about it.”

“Tomorrow’s another day!” “Yeah, but it might be worse.”

“Uncool, _____, my tax dollars pay your salary!”

“Life isn’t some cartoon musical where you sing a little song and your insipid dreams magically come true.”

“It’s called a hustle, sweetheart.”

“Does seeing me fail somehow make you feel better about your own sad, miserable life?” “It does. 100%.”

“Never let them see that they get to you.“

“I was small and emotionally unbalanced like you once.”

“If the world’s only gonna see me as shifty and untrustworthy, there’s no point in trying to be anything else.”

“You know, I think you’d actually make a very good cop.” “Ugh, how dare you.”

“I’d just like to say I’m sorry for how I behaved in my youth. I had a lot of self doubt that manifested itself in the form of unchecked rage and aggression. I was a major jerk.”

“Alright get in here. You _____s are so emotional.”

“They offered me what I could refuse! …….Money!”

“They’re the opposite of friendly…… they’re unfriendly.”

“I implore you: try. Try to make the world a better place.”

“You know you love me.” “Do I know that? Yes. Yes I do.”

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