im so glad almost all detective media seems to recognise the very important fact that being a detective is inherently homosexual
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you know it's bad when i read svsss and tgcf, stories about just two guys falling in love and getting together, and think, "god i wish i were in between them."
gay little domestic cottage core life with binghe and qingqiu? please and thank you. being sandwiched by hua cheng and xie lian, two pretty men who are hundreds of years old? i am blushing, kicking my feet and giggling
and again, it's not even that i would want only one of them. like in both of the relationships, the two love each other too much to the point it'd feel wrong if they were separated! it wouldn't feel complete, so you gotta be with both of them!
but that's the thing; i just?? i feel so incredibly guilty whenever i think about being loved by these mxtx couples??? like it's so stupid but i feel like i'm intruding in on something and it's like, everyone else seems to just want them together only, not wanna be with them. like it's fuckin taboo or whatever
i feel like with any other character from any other media it'd be fine to simp for and write/read x readers of them, but when it comes to these books, it's off limits! no way, what are you, crazy? yes, yes i'm unhinged and desperately want their love and affection simultaneously. i want to be in a happy little poly relationship with these overpowered beautiful men with long hair.
i can't be the only guy or whoever to feel this way?? to wanna be kissed by these characters? sandwiched?? i have two hands for christ sake and they all look so happy together and im just like "lord i wanna be with them so much". someone tell me i'm not alone cmon <\3
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..gnurvous gnulp h-hey.......
I'm not sorry my brain is rotted I had to indulge in some
VERY SUGGESTIVE art
Please be mindful don't hate
Listened to Passenger by Deftones on repeat while thinking and drawing this
Don't look I'm embarrassed
I'm so sorry
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Fuckkkkk I need to kiss some gorgeous boy so bad right now
Someone come here and crash their lips against mine please
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A small bundle of Edgar doodles for the soul... godbless
(ft @/soma5400's beloved little snail narrator in the bottom left <3)
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Okayyyy so who is rich enough to donate an absurd amount of money to get Amanda and Angela to slow dance during just dance tomorrow, maybe more money to get them to kiss.
Any takers??
Please.. (':
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