#im gonna pee this is so funny

[hyunpic]

the horror on seungmin’s face

[caruliaa]

netflix uk is so fucking stupidd why is shrek three and four on here but not the first two. like genuinely what is the point of having sequels to movies that arent on there. hi.

[zombieella]

.

[jackalhadrurusluvr]

i did lots of laundry today and i am changing my sheets and i would like a little bit of gentleness from the universe

[ghosthing]

my friend showed me that trend of drawing ur faves as wet little creturs and i’ve been giggling hysterically for 20 minutes

the most pathetic and wet steve harrington

[smuttyazrael]

Could you write a sequels to the Professor Remus/ innocent reader fic where she goes to his office like “I don’t know what you were doing when I came to see you but it made my tummy feel funny and I can’t fix it by myself”

If possible could you make it so she visits him often so he can “get rid of her tummy ache” if you know what I mean.

Maybe with breeding kink, lots of cum, vouyerism and lots more kinks

Essays as an excuse/ Professor!Remus Lupin x innocent!reader part 2

Word count: 538

Summary: Y/N gets called to discuss some information in your essay with Professor Lupin. He can't keep his hands out of his pants.

Warnings: older man/young lady, teacher/student, innocence kink, male masturbation, fantasy of oral (M recieving), lots of cum, pervy, sex, pregnancy kink, breeding kink.

He hears a knock on the door. "Come in." He yells in a tired voice. You step in rubbing your thighs together as you walk.

"Sir. I feel funny." You tell him. His cock instantly gets hard again despite how tired he is.

"How do you feel funny?" He asks his hand going to caress his now aching cock.

"I dont know." You whine frusterated.

"Y/N, I won't take an attitude." He cautions. "Where do you feel funny?"

"Down there." You point to your pussy. His cock lets out a small spurt of precum. He continues to caress it. Unable to take his hand off. "When your hand does that it makes my tummy ache and down there gets all wet like I peed myself."

"Do you want me to help you?" He asks his voice getting rougher.

"Yes please." You beg.

"Come over here." He orders you walk around his desk as he stands you see a hard stick pointing out of his body. You are mesmerized watching his hand go up and down it. You see it spit something out a slit in the top. He reaches for you pulling you in front of him leaning you against the desk. "Are you sure, Y/N?"

"Please, professor. I need you." You beg him. He pushes your panties to the side and thrusts his fingers inside of you. You moan out.

"Your soaked, Y/N. All for your professors cock. You dirty girl." He whispers to you as you thrust against his fingers.

"Im not dirty." You whine.

"That's right your my good girl." He praises feeling you gush at that.

"More...." you beg.

"More what?" He teases still rubbing his cock.

"I dont know just more." You pant begging.

"Okay good girl. You asked for it." Thrusting his thick stick inside you with a groan.

He lifts you. Your butt sitting on the very edge of his desk. Your leg on his bicep. Allowing him to thrust deeper. He pounds you into the desk you both moaning loudly filling his office.

"I'm gonna pee." You cry out before long in a moment of panic.

"Let it out Y/N." He says panting.

You cum squirting all over him. He gasping cumming inside you, hard, filling you. He debates for a second about casting a contreception charm but decides against it wanting you round with his child. You both panting as he pulls out of you.

"I peed on you. I'm so sorry, Professor." You say looking down ashamed.

"No you didnt. You made rain. Its a good thing. Do you feel better?" He asks tucking his now wet but soft cock in his pants.

You gasp. "I do, thank you."

"Well you can come to me anytime you feel that way. I will make it all better." He says with a satisfied smile.

"Okay." You squeal leaving his office to your common room.

You did come back multiple times. Near the end of the school year you started getting bigger. He epuld jerk off on your belly rubbing his cum in he said it would help you. In the summer you went home with him all round with his baby. He didn't keep his hands off you at all.

[camslut7]

Ain’t no way

Pov: Tenjiku’s top members go to the Haitani brothers’ house for a meeting, but they meet the third Haitani

Including: Izana, Kakucho, Ran, Rindou, Shion, Mochi, Hanma

Tw: curse words?, a little suggestive at one point

Reader is a female.

ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE AND THIS IS MY FIRST EVER FIC

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I got woken up by the slamming of the front door. Assuming it was my brothers coming home, I tried going back to sleep, but failed to do so because a couple minutes later i heard it again. And then again. I mean really, who the fuck was slamming the front door that many times.

I looked at the clock on the nightstand, it was 1:15am. Groaning i fell back on my pillow, trying to return to my sleep, but i heard talking.

Getting up from the bed, i looked in the mirror. I was only wearing a black crop top and my underwear, so i decided to put on some leopard print pyjama shorts (idc if y’all like leopard print it’s 2006 and I absolutely love it).

I went out of my room and to the bathroom to pee. I mean hey, i got woken up anyway so why not pee, go drink some water and scold my brothers for waking me up.

While i was doing my business in the bathroom, someone tried entering. And i mean full on pulling the door open with all their strength.

“Why the hell are you pulling on the door so hard? Can’t you see it’s locked?” I yelled at the door, mentally thanking myself for locking it.

I heard someone groaning in annoyance on the outside, walking angrily back downstairs. And then i heard multiple people talking. Like more than two.

What is going on? Have my brothers brought someone to our house without telling me before hand?

Already kinda mad at them, I quickly washed my hands, checked how I looked and went downstairs to see what the hell was going on.

Walking down the stairs I yelled “Ran, Rindou, did you seriously bring someone to our house without telling me?!”

And at that moment, I looked in the living room. There were 7 guys, including my brothers, sitting in the living room, now looking at me like I was some god sent creature. I was dead ass looking at them like 🤨.

I few seconds of silence passed “Okay, what the fuck is happening right now? Why are you random boys in my house?”

“Hey, who are you calling a boy? Can’t you see im older than you.”

I looked at the guy with piercings and big ass tattoo on the side of his head.

“So what? Can’t you see I don’t care?” I said back at him.

“Who do you think you’re talking to, little lady?” Said a very big guy with some funny eyebrows. Seriously, someone needs to fix them.

“And you are?”

“That’s enough.” I turned to the side to look at the tanned boy with platinum blonde hair. “Ran, Rindou, who is this?”

“That’s our little sister.” Answered Ran.

Sighing, Rindou asked “Y/n, what do you want? Why are you so angry?”

“Why am I angry? You’re the ones who woke me up in the middle of the night. I wanna know why there are people in the house, at 1am, making noise and waking me up.”

“Woah, calm down, baby. You don’t wanna mess with us.” Replied a very tall guy, with blond on the front of his hair… Damn was he fine, but damn was he tall af.

“Yeah, what are you gonna do? Yell at us for waking up your highness?” Said the guy with the tattoo on his head.

“Um, guys, I don’t-“ Rindou tried butting in, but i cut him off.

“Oh yeah? Wanna fight? You would win, right? Since you’re being so cocky. Although, I think you’re a pussy.”

“Okay, that’s it, little bitch” And at that moment, the guy with the tattoo tried swinging at me, but i quickly dodged it and sent a right hook to his jaw, knocking him out.

I cracked my knuckles, making eye contact with every single one of them, stopping by a boy with a scar on his face and mismatched eyes. Oh, he cute, I thought, and hot. Looking at him up and down, I noticed the boy blushing.

Smirking at him, I said “Okay, who’s next?”

They were all looking at me as if I just did a miracle. Except Ran and Rin, they’ve always known that I could do that.

“What? Scared?” I smiled, focusing on the tall guy with the blond strand on his hair.

He scoffed “As if.” “Well, it sure looks like it.”

“Okay, Y/n, that’s enough.” Ran said, standing up from his spot on the couch and coming towards me.

“You should go now. And put something with more…” he stopped, searching for the right words, looking me up and down “more coverage, you know.”

And as he said that, all the guys in the room looked me up and down, now noticing how short my shorts are.

I scoffed “Oh my god, as if I care. You’ve annoyed me all, I’m going to sleep.”

“Good night, sis” Called out Rindou.

“Nighty, Y/n” Said Ran.

“Sleep well, princess.” Said the tall guy. I should really learn his name.

I went up the stairs and into my room. Closing the door, I sighed. What the fuck was all that?? I layed in my bed, going back to sleep, hoping that they won’t be here in the morning.

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[luvrrgirl444]

chapter 13: reading ur confessions

IRL, TWITTER!

a month later

“hi, my stars!” you said to the camera. you were sitting in your pink and black gaming chair, with your ipad in hand.

“big momma is back again, and today i’m gonna be reading your-” you pointed to the camera. “-confessions.”

“i made a google form and told you guys to send your crazy confessions. so, let’s read some confessions.”

you opened the google form on your ipad. “kinda excited to see the shit y’all sent me.” you said with a smile. you went to the responses and scrolled to a random one.

“alright, first one.”

“when i was 14 i met a guy on imvu, i’ll call him bob.” you paused. “first mistake. girl, why were you playing imvu at 14? speaking from experience, that app is a crazy place to be on. anyways, on with the story.”

“bob told me that he was 15 and that he lived in the same state as me. we talked for a while and then he suggested that we met up. me, being young and dumb said yes and we decided to meet up at a nearby mall.”

“you met up with a guy you met on imvu.” you said, looking at the camera with an ‘are you serious?’ look. “let’s think about that for a second.” the jeopardy music started to play.

the music played for a couple seconds before it stopped. “at least you were smart enough not to go to his house or something. a round of applause for you.” you started clapping, and soon sound effects of cheers and claps joined you.

“alright. alright.”

“when i went to the meeting spot, i met with ‘bob’. but apparently bob actually lived in another country and used his younger friend’s pictures to catfish me. me and the guy both decided to report and block bob and we later started dating. im 17 now and me and the guy are still dating.”

“i was not expecting that ending at all. glad you guys are still going strong and i hope that weird ass bitch bob goes behind bars because that man deserves JAIL.” you looked at the camera while police sirens played. you took a deep breath before saying,

“anyways, onto the next.”

“when i was 6 years old i really hated my neighbor. one day at school she beat me in a race and i was so angry i pissed in a cup and gave it to her to drink.”

“girl.” you said, staring at the camera once again.

“you gave that poor girl pee to drink because she beat you in a race? now, thats some next level hating.”

“she told me it tasted funny but proceeded to drink all of it. she didn’t come to school for the next two weeks. i asked my mom what happened to her and she told me that the girl got an infection and was so serious that she had to go to the hospital. 11 years later and nobody knows it was me. i still hate that bitch.”

“i have so many questions. did she die? are you guys still neighbors? what the fuck?”

you read a few more confessions. some asking you for advice, others admitting crazy shit that they’ve done.

“so i’m gonna end the video here. definitely a little bit scared of you guys, but i had fun reading your confessions! thank you for watching and i love you to the moon and back!” you finished, blowing a kiss to the camera.

🫧

- finally wrote another yt video

taglist !! : @greeniegreengreen @hahaimnotdeadyet @bakuhoes-bxtch @itzgabz22 @princess-jaeger @marsandsaturn @violenthots @urlovemaze @conniesbbymama @llovergirlll @iheartamajiki @444yeager @liliorsstuff-blog @hoohoohope @akvrae @rinslutz @kokxm1

[that-one-gay-hufflepuff]

NPMD moments that made me hysterical (long post)

“Hehe they twisted his nipples off” 1:17

“They shit on my car sometimes!” 1:46

“🎶IM DEAD.🎶” 2:10

shit how do I not put the whole show on here….

“pRoBLeMaTiC PoOcH” 3:47

“Well, I got left behind this morning, bus driver’s a fucking asshole.” 5:00

“My titties are tenderized” 8:06

“Everyone knows how he bANGS” 9:47

“It’s third period shit-lips, I’ve gotta get to remedial algebra.” 10:50

“Oh, well, there’s a difference between intent and impact. I learned that at the anti-bullying assembly last month FUCK-NUGGET” 11:08

“Ha, hahaha, SPUNK.” 13:03

“I am only one man’s girl, Max, and his name is ✨jeSus cHrist✨, mKay.” 13:56

“Stephanie, please, I’d like to have an intelligent conversation with you. -In other words, shut up.” 16:33

“Stephanie, do you have any idea what’s coming up in a mere matter of weeks?

The elec-

The Election.”

16:46

“Did you just throw your hand BETWEEN the hammer and the phone.” 18:12

“HOW. AM I SUPPOSED TO STUDY. WITHOUT LISTENING. TO SPOTIFY. OK????” 18:39

“This projects on thermodynamics, what the fuck are you talking about.” 19:14

“What was it like when she touched your arm…. 👏🏻Did you cum.” 20:09

“naNI”

21:06

“….what is she saying…. ..wHAT THE FUCK IS SHE SAYING.” 21:27

“YOURE TELLING ME I GOTTA BE FUNNY AGAIN???? I DIDNT DO IT ON PURPOSE THE FIRST TIME???” 23:03

“I’m as cool as she thinks I am 👉🏻👈🏻 I’m as cool as she thinks I am 👉🏻💞👈🏻 Oh whoa whoa. MMM” 25:09

“so you’re a POOR piece of shit then?” 27:11

EDIT-ALSO SHOUTOUT TO @loooongfurby4444 FOR REMINDING ME AB: “Awwww… Had to sell your bow tie to feed your fucking family :C???”

“Well, nothing says yummy like a mouthful of Mother’s meatloaf.” 29:16

“I only believe in one ghost Grace, the Holy Spirit that resides in all our hearts…” 29:51

“Me? And Max? In carnal embrace? That’s ridiculous! Mom, will you pass the butt-stuff?- …the butter, will you pass the butter. I just want some head and butter- BREAD. BREAD AND BUTT-SEX TO GO WITH THIS BIG SHAFT OF MEAT IM ABOUT TO CHOKE DOWN.” 30:38

“You all just watch each other pee??? Oh, it’s better than I ever imagined!” 40:03

“I’m not breaking anything, my dad’s the realtor. *ear shatteringly loud key jangling*” 42:25

“WELL THEN IM GONNA HAVE TO SHOOT THE WHOLE THING IN A WIDE, AND ITS GONNA LOOK LIKE SHIT.” 47:37

“‘You’re like, super nice to me.’

‘Not really. I’m just doin the bare minimum here.’

‘You’re the best friend I’ve ever had.’

‘Oh, that’s sad.’

‘I think I’m in love with you’

‘…..ok 👍🏻….’” 48:37

“I always knew you fuckers were real! I’ve been scared of you my whole life! ….But it’s time to stop running. *downs beer can and crunches it against his head*” 56:16

“Oh shit! Oh fuck! I didn’t think there’d be a sKele’un here! I’m so fucking scared of sKele’uns!” (missed the time on this one)

“🎶We’re gonna bury the body 😀🎶” 56:54

“I just cut off his nips 😗” 58:10

“‘Hey Pete, wait up! Good news.’

‘You passed the test?’

‘With flying colors.’

‘Oh-ho! A….. C+. Steph that’s amazing!’” 1:00:10

-

I ran out of time so ima leave this as a part 1 and see if I finish…. K byeeeeeee

[sparrow-the-tired-lesbian]

MY THOUGHTS on Episode Three

Ooooh Victorian era Lokius?

OB MY BABY

B15 MY WIFE

CASEY SWEETHEART

…I really have to pee, but I can’t pause this

Fuck it I’m going to pee

Oooh old timey marvel theme

I really want those Loki trading cards I saw at Target today…

RAVONNA MY BELOVED

I hate her but I love her

MINUTES?!

what is Miss Minutes up to?

Minutes is kinda funny

Timely was a… candlemaker?

OUROBOROS WROTE THAT GUIDEBOOK

why the ominous music? Mid season interesting stuff?

OB!!!

Baby it’s alright you’re doing great you’re so smart I’m so proud of you

I’m so happy that he’s important

Haha memories

Horsey!

Wait

Loki and a horse

Oh no

OMG THEYRE SO CUTE TOGETHER IN THEIR VICTORIAN GETUP

Mobius is so excited about the World’s Fair it’s adorable

Why is the ghost clock haunting the midway what the hell is happening

I would’ve been happier if Loki had enjoyed the Cracker Jack

AWWW HE NOTICED THE POPCORN ON MOBIUS’S CHIN THATS SO CUTE

Uh oh Norse stuff

HA HE AINT EVEN UP THERE

HES SO CUTE WITH HIS BOYFRIEND

Loki do you miss your family

Is it just me or did Ravonna look that lady up and down

You just wanna drink with Loki, Mobius. 

Loki looks so anxious

HE GRABBED HIM IM DEAD

is that the loom?

Why is Timely so awkward

Loki looks so scared…

Uh oh

Does this mean that Ouroboros created the loom and Timely stole it?

Timely is so much like me tbh

He’s neurodivergent I can tell

Oh god he’s actually awesome 

I wanna put him in my pocket 

LOKIUS TOUCHES

why did they touch Ravonna 

This is a scam

He’s got a stutter… that’s lovely :)

He’s gonna bolt with the money isn’t he

You don’t wanna do that big man

Uh oh he just poofed him away

This is awkward

Oh he’s chasing him

I’m actually rooting for timely ngl

Why does this feel like an old silent film… 

You can call people on the tempads?!

WHY IS SYLVIE HERE

SYLVIE STOP IT

I WOULD ROOT FOR YOU SYLVIE BUT 

yeah Loki tell her

Is Ravonna a Lokius hater?

SYLVIE DONT

yeah listen to Loki

But Renslayer didn’t work with the TVA there

Sylvie you poor thing

This is going nowhere just throw someone off the Ferris wheel

Oh this feels like the first finale

OH GOD MINUTES

yeah Syl 

A TANDEM BIKE THIS IS AMAZING

is it weird that I kinda ship Renslayer and Timely?

Smooch you idiots!

MINUTES IS KINDA CUTE

VICTOR IS A CUTIE

WE MUST PROTECT HIM AT ALL TIMES

is Miss minutes jealous?

THE WIZARD GENTLEMAN

HIS BUTLER-

that’s not-

I wanna keep Victor in my pocket 

KACHOW

LOKI IS NOT SOMEONE YOU WANNA FUCK WITH

*saxaphone music*

HES ACKNOWLEDGING OUROBOROS! IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

PAPER FLOWER PAPER FLOWER PAPER FLOWER

MARRY THIS MAN

this makes very little sense but I’m ok with it.

WHO DROPPED HER?!

MINUTES?!?!?!

MISS MINUTES YOU BITCH

I don’t like this version of miss minutes

Miss minutes sounds weird right now. I don’t like the look of it. The sound of it. 

That tone of voice 

OH GOD THIS IS BAD AGAIN

Does Miss Minutes think she’s HWR’s lover?

WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE

I DONT LIKE THIS AT ALL

WHAT IS HAPPENING IM CONFUSED

WHAT IN THE FRESH HELL

KEVIN YOU HAVE A LOT TO ANSWER FOR

Ravonna please she was being manipulative

MOMMY- SORRY 

Von?!

Mobius sweetie

WHAT DID HE DO?!

Loki is about to lose his shit on Ravonna for being mean to his boyfriend

SYLVIE MY BABYGIRL

WAIT DONT DO IT BABYGIRL

Loki don’t you dare be in love 

Sylvie stab me instead

Sylvie listen to Victor please

Victor babyboy 

Sylvie stop it

OH THAT LOOK OF HURT ON HER FACE

YES BABYGIRL

IF THEY MAKE MOBIUS IN LOVE WITH RAVONNA I SWEAR TO GOD

oh two hot women battling it out in going to 

OH GOD THE-

OH JESUS SYLVIE STOP BEING HOT

OH GOD

MINUTES STOP IT

MINUTES NO

WHAT IN THE FRESH HELL WAS THAT?!

[dizzeeflower]

I guarantee you there is one manifestation of disability that almost everyone on this planet has actively laughed at and made fun of. yes, even you

can you guess what it is?

it's something there are constant gags about in media, something people mention in passing as a joke

something that if it presented itself in a public space i guarantee in most situations would be openly and loudly mocked (and if not humour, most people would at least express disgust)

don't believe me, do you?

✨ incontinence ✨

yep, it's incontinence. (get your giggles out now folks)

I am partially incontinent due to a fun cocktail of mental and physical disabilities and i know for a fact this is where people will stop reading, have a little laugh, and move on thinking this isn't worth the read anymore

but please, if you want to be a true disability ally, stick around and listen.

5% of the world population is estimated to be incontinent to some degree. 1 in 20 people (and no, that is not just elderly people)

so yea when you're in the grocery store, or at the gay bar, or seeing your college theatre's rendition of Grease - chances are there's a good handful of people in the crowd who struggle with incontinence.

it might be just someone who has minimal stress incontinence - something very common in people who have been pregnant - or someone who has adhd and forgets to go to the bathroom, missing the cues from their body that they are desperate, or yea it could be the 85 yr old grandma who wears diapers.

the point is, all of these people deserve respect for their bodies. everyone does. and this includes bodies that malfunction sometimes.

'omg thats so funny im gonna pee myself' 'reddit boys can go piss in ur little baby diapers' - great comeback bestie, but can we move on from them now? im gonna be honest these don't offend me personally, but it's worth being aware of where the humour of these comments comes from. its rooted in ableism

but something that does offend me and something that genuinely triggers me to have panic attacks and can push me into an anxious depressive state for days at a time, is when a character wetting themself is used as the butt of a joke on screen.

i'm thinking season one of stranger things. yeah, most of us know the scene right? when eleven forces a bully to pee his pants in front of the whole school? yep, triggers my ptsd right good that one does. and my siblings ptsd. and im sure many many many more ppl with incontinence (or even ppl without it who had the unfortunate experience of an accident in school)

if you found it funny, i dont care at this point. keep doing you. i dont blame you, okay? but i just want to ask that you reconsider WHY you laughed. 'because he pissed himself' okay but WHY is that funny? 'older kids and adults arent supposed to piss themselves' yea well it happens sometimes to most people at least once, and to 1 in 20 people much more often than that. so WHY is that funny?

keep asking why why why... and if in the end you can't think of WHY, then maybe there isnt a reason for you to laugh at it except that you've been taught to by osmosis. because everyone else laughs

dont give up here, because this is where i want you to really think. is it worth it?

is it worth laughing at something just because everyone else is, and risk 5% of the population going into a self conscious spiral, a panic attack because of your mocking, making them think they will never be accepted?

obviously u making a "im gonna piss myself" comment while laughing does not put 1 in 20 ppl into a panic attack, but u get where im coming from now i hope

so if you're still reading, im guessing you want to reconsider some of your behaviours and comments about this subject. thank you! now that you've realised where these jokes are rooted, you're going to start noticing a lot more often just how much this disability is mocked in society.

but what else can you do to help?

consider sticking up for us because understandably incontinent people dont tend to stick up for themselves lest it out us as incontinent. because admitting that is still met with laughter and disgust. help us jumpstart the incontinence acceptance by speaking up for the silent minority whenever an incontinence joke comes up in class/family gatherings/general conversation (this is my opinion, any other incontinent folks are v welcome to challenge this if u would rather ppl didnt for whatever reason!)

another thing you can do is - you won't like this - dont call ppl disgusting for buying adult diapers with silly animal characters on. unpopular opinion here on tumblr dot com, i know

but listen: incontinence products are disability aids! pullups, incontinence pads/pants, adult diapers, these are all disability aids. not products of k!nk, not things to snigger at in the pharmacy.

and would you complain about someone putting hello kitty stickers on their walking cane? would you think it gross for someone to doodle little stars and affirmations on their wheelchair armrest? is it wrong if someone wants pink hearing aids instead of a nude coloured ones? no?

then don't laugh if someone wants lil hearts on their pullups, and don't fake gag if you happen to see purple patterned adult diapers on ur dash. sometimes humans just like to decorate their bodies and extensions of their bodies. this is just that. and lets be real, plain white nappies just aren't the vibe sometimes

~ while we're at it, ppl with stoma bags are beautiful and deserve to wear whatever they want to feel comfortable and handsome as hell 😘 ~

and let me address the elephant in the room. yeah, some people have a f3tish for this stuff (just like anything can be made into a f3tish). whatever. if ur against that stuff then idc pls dont talk abt it in the tags and comments. anyway it is NOT an excuse to find actual disabled ppl disgusting for needing these aids.

and heres the funny thing: you usually can't tell if someone uses diapers for a f3tish or for their disability, or possibly both!

so you're gonna have to not attack random ppl on the internet bc you don't know what their life is like (what a shocking new hot take)

if a 46 yr old balding man with a beer belly and chest hair who isn't visibly disabled mentions he uses diapers, don't assume he's a creep and its a k!nk. it might be, sure, but it might be a condition or disability that you have no right to comment on or judge him for.

so if youre squicked by it just block and move on, don't send anon hate, dont make a post about how these types of people make you sick. you might just lose a valued mutual who was secretly incontinent and thinks you hate them for it now (whether this is right or wrong, its often how these things come across)

(btw if anyone fuckin talks abt k!nk on this post im going to scream directly in ur ear :) make ur own posts and don't bring any f3tish discussion onto mine)

had to get that out of the way unfortunately because this is a condition that is so unfortunately overrepresented by the f3tish side. i wouldnt have to talk abt k!nk on many other posts about disabilty aids but this one unfortunately was necessary

it's exhausting

imagine having a disability that requires aids thats almost EVERYONE winces at, laughs at, mocks loudly. and then to come on tumblr, the place that is meant to be full of acceptance from strangers in similar circumstances, queer and disabled and poc - but the moment your aid is brought up in discussion its seen as something disgusting and the property of freaks and creeps and people who are evil and want to do children harm

it's exhausting, like i said

i dont have much else to add honestly, im shit at writing cohesive posts (especially when im physically shaking with anxiety bc woohoo announcing to possibly thousands of ppl that im incontinent) but if anything i just hope you will question yourself if you laugh at this stuff in future

im going to go back into my little anxiety hibernation hole and never open up about this condition again ✌🏼

as for the incontinent population, we’re pretty silent about this condition so it’s easy to forget abt us. but please just keep us in mind and stick up for us when u can

— for clarity: incontinence is not ALWAYS a disability, it is a condition that can affect ppl on a sliding scale. for some it is a mild inconvenience, for some it severely impacts daily life. for some it is the only physical condition their body experiences, for some it is a symptom of a predetermined mental or physical disability such as generalized anxiety disorder or paraplegia. whether or not it is considered a disability, acceptance of ALL incontinence is a good step to eradicating this source of ableism —

no one has to reblog this but pls consider it if this has opened ur eyes a lil and u wanna open some more

[hysteria-things]

sfw :)

on and off matt who likes to explain some random video game or movie lore to u and sounds 100% serious about it as if its real

on and off matt whos 6 months or a year younger than u (idk he just gives off the vibe of being younger 😭)

on and off matt who listens to u vent about ur problems and always has the best advice for u

on and off matt who sends u cat videos saying "us?"

on and off matt who likes to spam u tiktoks of random funny things or animal videos he sees on his fyp but its never cute couple videos which makes ur bf so unique 😭

on and off matt who prefers being little spoon and being ur baby during cuddling

on and off matt who likes to ask u for a kiss after saying "lets go" humbly after getting a victory on fortnite

on and off matt who loves ur cooking and fucks that shit up LMAOOO

on and off matt who does the laundry and cleaning for u

on and off matt who takes care of u as a moody mess on ur period

"i love u please dont ever leave me"

"oh u dont want me to leave u?"

"no"

"gotcha, won't leave"

on and off matt whos always in ur comments after u post urself on instagram or tiktok

on and off matt whos always in ur photo dumps

on and off matt who's very clingy and loves ur personal space

"give me a kiss"

"matt-"

"give me a kiss"

"matt ur pissing me off"

"one kiss"

"*smooch* okay get the fuck out"

*proceeds to shimmy away*

on and off matt whos always doing something stupid around u

*tries to handstand and ends up making a picture frame fall off the wall*

"*gasp* matt-"

on and off matt whos always attached to ur hip anywhere u go (ex: shopping together as u push the cart)

*holds up a bra and acts as if hes got it on* "think these are my size?"

"matt those are d cups"

"??? no these are bras"

"no- ykw, okay!"

on and off matt who squeezes ur tits and goes "honka honka" 😭😭

on and off matt who gets jealous and petty when u tell him about all the guys who tried to get with u after u guys broke up

"oh and- *yap yap yap*"

"hm right"

"and then- *blah blah blah*"

"hm right. so u wanna know how that makes me feel?"

"what?"

"like idgaf"

on and off matt who sees it coming everytime u hit him with a "ykw? we're over"

"shi, alright, can i get a kiss before i leave tho?"

on and off matt who has patience with u and refuses to yell at u back everytime u guys argue

on and off matt who has to deal with his girl friends trying to flirt with u (tara yummy and madison beer) but he prefers it rather than some random dude doing it

on and off matt who hearts ur stories or posts even after u guys break up

on and off matt who lowkey stalks ur social media over and over after u guys break up

on and off matt whos still cool with ur parents and siblings after u guys break up

on and off matt who daps up ur dad and side hugs ur mom in front of u after u guys break up and they invited him over for dinner without being aware of it

on and off matt who helps ur younger sister with her school homework even if he kinda forgot some things he learned in school and calms her anxiety while she stresses out about it

on and off matt who yaps about superhero lore with ur younger brother and is actually so engaged in it that he forgets hes actually here for u

on and off who always has to be warned whenever u whip out ketchup in front of him 😭😭

"look away im gonna put ketchup in my plate"

*immediately freaks out and covers his entire face* "are u done?"

"yep all good :)"

*sighs in relief as if he just faced the hardest thing in the world* "man. thank u"

on and off matt who gets severe separation anxiety to the point he makes u pee with the door open while he either lays in bed waiting for u or stands in the doorway while u get lecture him about this behavior 💀

*giggles*

"😐 i'm not laughing"

on and off matt who burps in ur face despite the fact that he hates chris doing it 😭

and lastly to top it off, whatever this is...

*yapping*

"wait"

"what?"

*farts*

"bro"

YOU ARE SO CREATIVE WITH THESE I LOVE THEM

[nickwildelvr]

I’m about to go into season 6 tmrw. Wish me luck I don’t think I’m ready. 😨😨😨😨

Anyway the idea that they have a chance to be roommates after the end of the show is the sole reason I keep going. CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE

It is entirely possible. PB CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF BOJACK HE WOULD 100% LET HIM STAY ITS FREE COMPANY WITHOUT DATING RANDOM WOMEN!!! plus he’s like the 1 person that didn’t cut bojack out of their life LIKE🧐🧐🧐🧐

im gonna scream throw up cry and pee myself I love these two so much THEYRE SO FUNNY AND I literally start seizing whenever I see them interact in scenes they make me very happy. The Philbert era made me very happy.

I love drawing mr peanut butter when he’s older. YK HOW WHEN DOGS GET OLDER THEIR FUR ESPECIALLY NEAR THE EYES AND SNOUT GET LIGHTER??? I love drawing him like that HES JUST A GUY☹️☹️☹️☹️

The pants were also VERY FUN TO DRAW and I want both pairs I love pajama pants

One more thing forgot to mention but there was an episode that very much closely reminded me of Lotf???🤨🤨 coincidence I think not OK BYE

[willowsages-blog]

Soon to be together dean Winchester x Violet Winchester

Here is chapter two hope y'all enjoy

Collaboration with @cutedisneygirl

Violet woke up to the sun shining, the birds chirping, and your amazing soon-to-be husband, Dean, next to her.

It seemed as though it would be a lovely day, that was until she felt a sick feeling in her stomach.

Quicker than her feet could take her,

Violet ran to the bathroom and threw up the remainder of last night.

Dean, being the light sleeper that he is, heard her immediately and followed her worriedly.

“Babe, you ok?” Dean asked.

Violet would have answered if she weren't still curled up over the toilet.

Once Violet had finally finished, she slowly sat down and met Dean's worried eyes.

“Yeah, I'm ok I think, must have eaten something funny last night”.

Although Dean wasn't convinced, he let it slide, knowing she must be feeling like shit. A few hours later, while Dean was outside cutting wood.

Violet was now in the car on the way to get 'coffee' for herself and Dean.

Little did Dean know that the main reason for her trip was to buy a pregnancy test. Violet had been feeling rough over the last few weeks but brushed it off as a cold.

She had only recently started to throw up, leading her to believe that she may be pregnant. When Violet got to the pharmacy, she bought 4 pregnancy tests, “can never be too sure,” she thought.

After she bought them, she got to the car and made her way to the Starbucks drive-through to get the coffees for her and Dean, her's being decaf, of course.

A little while later, about 15 minutes, she arrived home, and speed walked the bathroom she shared with Dean.

Once Violet got in there, she drank her coffee as fast as she could so that she could take the tests. Finally, after about 5 minutes,

Violet needed to pee, desperately. After taking all four of the tests, she nervously waited on the toilet seat for the 5-minute timer to go off.

After what felt like forever, the timer finally went off, and it was time for her to find out whether or not her and Dean were going to become parents.

Flipping all of them over at the same time, she couldn't believe her eyes.

Right in front of her laid 4 positive pregnancy tests.

She was so happy that she was crying without even realizing it. As if it was an instinct, the first thing she did was call Dean.

“Baby, come here, quick, please!”.

Within a matter of seconds, she heard his heavy footsteps running towards her.

“What baby? is everything ok? are you hurt? why are you crying?”

“I have something to show you,” Violet blubbered out.

“What? what is it ba-“ that was when he saw them. Four pregnancy tests that all said positive.

“Baby, are you for real?” Dean said with tears streaming down his face.

“mhm, you're gonna be a daddy!” Violet said, giggling with joy.

“I'm gonna be a dad? IM GONNA BE A FATHER!”

[latibulater]

The Venture Bros Rewatch notes: Careers in Science

gonna start a new reblog chain every two episodes so they dont become too long. this one is a doozy to me. SO much of s7 is scraped from this one episode

I can't stop imaging the implications of Venture Industries going from being a fairly sized cutting-edge company that had over 2000 employees just on the Gargantua 1 (so way more on earth), to having absolutely zero staff and their main HQ building in NY closing (to become the impossible building (and then impossible industries crashing when he goes evil (and tHEN VENTECH CRASHING [literally!!!] after JJ dies (i just think that scraper is cursed))))

I love how Brock is in sweats and a beanie. He saw those dorky spacesuits and said absolutely fucking not

Also, the opening conversation between Brock and Baldavich is SO funnnnnnny. This woman hasn't had sex in 6 years at least and is getting off on guiding a rocket into a space station.

okay i dont care about bud as a character but he'd be a great inciting incident imagine if he had interpreted the Morse and opened the machine and saw Jonas - and THAT was why Rusty and Brock were called up to the Gargantua 1 during this episode

we know Bud was the paperboy on Gargantua 1, so he has essentially been on that space station since Jonas died, for the past twenty whole years. Not straight, literally, but still, jesus. Mentally at least. I'm actually surprised he wasn't able to remember Morse code and decipher the blinks of the Problem Machine. i imagine it was incredibly traumatic and that why he hasn't led a life in any other way, he's still a paperboy twenty years later.

Bud thinking Brock is dr. venture is hilarious it reminds me of fullmetal alchemist. if we want to be gay, he COULD

what is WITH brock's shorts over his sweatpants wtf on earth. so superman

Doc never even took the pills before he hit his head on the console after the gravity was turned back on. i TRULY think he was talking to Jonas' consciousness. the conversation between them is so funny. "youre a hallucination" "fine maybe. but even if im a hallucination im still your dad. what did you do to my space station"

the way hank and dean get so mad and upset when they think doc is dead its actually very touching and sad when you think about how at this point theyre still being endlessly cloned

"you were just flipping switch. think! cmon tiny wonder, you helped me build this thing." "i was just a kid i just wanted to play cowboys and indians, who lets a ten year old help build a space station anyways!"

hank and dean thinking brock is wrestling the phantom space man, and then fucking the phantom space man, they just took it on the chin and assumed immediately Brock would have sex with a man

"oh rusty you don't need diet pills, you just need to figure some things out. remember lad, the solution was in you all the time." either rusty is hallucinating jonas saying that or the man's bodiless head really is trying to encourage his son.

either way it speaks a lot to their relationship. i feel like verbally jonas was very upbeat and forceful optimism, and it was his actions endangering rusty and lack of emotional care that really traumatized rusty as a child

"he has a huge mushroom, does he have a smurf living in it!" i laughed

"you already took it! in the lap! from...not! me!" laughed so much

rusty's childhood toys gunking up the gargantua 1 console. there is a metaphor living in here somewhere

the way bud talks is so old fashioned even for the show. he's got to be the same age as rusty yet he talks like professor impossible or even more anachronistically. maybe baldavich has only been there for 6 years, but bud has been manning the station for multiple tours on end and has only old media to entertain himself with

i love the little zhu-zhu-zhu-zhu-zhuuuuu music its only in the very early episodes

"oh man whats it like being a giant liar"

the suit pee dripping....SO GROSS yet as an animator lover i appreciate it

overall i really do love this episode. first one without racism, thank god above. the joke of baldavich being super ugly is lame, but its tamer than in its always sunny in philadelphia with the way dee is treated like a bird.

i seriously am trying to wrap my head around what it would be like if jonas had actually been recovered in season one. so much character development not done, so much just hasn't happened yet would it even matter? would it be better for jonas jr to be born after jonas comes back to life or after?

tiny bit off track, but i keep picturing an alternate universe where rusty and jj are born at the same time and jonas is still disabled but more interested in science but stuck at home whereas rusty is terrified but able bodied and expected to follow their father everywhere. rusty being a big brother.........

[3mcwriting]

Any Fan's Dream, Part 15

Any Fan's Dream Masterlist

Synopsis:

When you look around and see Avengers Tower in front of you and Peter Parker beside you, you wonder how the hell you managed to get into the MCU.

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"Holy fuck! You can't just sneak up on a person like that." You gestured at Sam, "Look what happened because you did, see, this is why you don't, you end up getting kicked in the face with a rock and scream really-fucking-loud. Speaking of, why is your scream so high-pitched? I get that you got hit in the face, but it was a small rock. Really more of a pebble."

He looked at you. "You're Cap's friend. What are you doing here? You shouldn't be here."

"Yeah, and neither should you, Mr. 'I'm-a-fugitive'. What if I had been a government agents?"

"That's why I snuck up on you. In case you were."

"Well, hate to break it to you, but the scream definitely gave you away." You said, nodding calmly, as if your heart wasn't still beating way too fast from the scream. "Next time, try a little lower pitch, and maybe it would be scary rather than concerning. Ya know? That way you can assert your dominance. Like a dog peeing on a hydrant."

"It wasn't that high-pitched." He rubbed the nape of his neck, trying to disregard his embarrassment. "Perfectly acceptable to scream when someone hits you in the face with a rock for no reason."

"Uh huh," you deadpanned, "weren't you in the military? I can't imagine being scared of rocks was an advantage."

"Well, I mean-" he stopped, "wait, how do you know I was in the military?"

"Captain America," you said simply. It wasn't really a lie, you had learned that in one of the Captain America movies, so...

"Huh, I guess-" he put a finger to his ear, his entire body tensing. "Stay quiet. We have to go."

You wanted to ask why, but then realized that he had probably got a warning from Redwing that someone was in the area, so you listened and followed him as quiet as you were capable. Even though you felt a little hazy, you managed to stay silent. Everything was great. That was, until-

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN DUUUUN DU DU DU DUUUUUUU DU DU DU-

"Ohshitohshit-" you quickly silenced your phone, berating yourself for your dumbassery. You had silenced your fucking notifications but hadn't put your phone on silent, leading the the unfortunate situation you found yourself in. 

Sam looked around worriedly, grabbing your hand and pulling you. He rushed, hoping nobody had heard the ringtone and was after you. You let him lead you, navigating through the dozens of warehouses and into one near the water. 

"We should be safe," he assured you, "Redwing hasn't detected any movement nearby aside from our own." 

"I'm so sorry. I'm such an idiot." You groaned, burying your face in your palms. You spoke, voice muffled by your hands, "sometimes I astound myself with my stupidity. Like, really, it's like 'oh I'm just gonna go sneak around to look for fugitives and not put my phone on silent mode even though I'm definitely not supposed to be here, nothing could possible go wrong' and then what do you know? Of course it fucking went wrong."

He patted your shoulder. "Don't worry, I'm not much better. I also astound myself with my dumb bitch decisions sometimes. Happens to the best of us."

You felt your adoration for Sam Wilson grow because he was a hero who was relatable. Plus, he was funny and could fly, so what more reason did anyone need to love him?

"Sam? Who are you talking-" Steve stopped, face going slack when he saw you. 

You waved awkwardly. "What's up, old man?"

~~

The voices carried through the rest of the warehouse, floating in from another room within. Steve couldn't make out any specific words, but as he crept closer, he heard the familiar voice of Sam, and the muffled voice of someone else.

He felt a weird tinge of recognition from the muffled voice, as if he knew the person who was speaking. 

But that was impossible.

There was no way that it was her in that room. 

She was probably back at one of Tony's hotels on bedrest. He knew how much Nat and Tony cared about her, there was no way they would let her be in some abandoned warehouse with a bunch of fugitives, even if those fugitives were their friends, although with how Tony felt, maybe they weren't even friends anymore.

Steve frowned. 

He didn't want to lose Tony's friendship. He just wanted to protect his best friend and prove his innocence, that was all. But if he had to choose between Tony's friendship and Bucky's life? There was no contest. 

The voices snapped him out of his thoughts, reminding him what was happening.

"Sam? Who are you talking-"

She's- she is here. Why was she here?

You waved at him "What's up, old man?"

His mouth didn't work for a moment, unable to come up with anything to say. But Sam coughed, and that seemed to allow him to speak again. 

"You shouldn't be here. Why are you here, (y/n)?"

You smiled sheepishly. "Is it wrong to check up on a friend?"

"You shouldn't be here," Steve repeated, voice firm. "The doctor said you should be resting for 3 days."

Sam looked between the two of them. "You know what, I'm just gonna go watch the arm dude." 

Your eyes glowed when he said that. "Wait- can I go meet him? I want to meet him." You sounded 100% like a kid at Disneyland begging to meet your favorite character, which wasn't far off. Well, you weren't at Disneyland, but you were so close to meeting Bucky-fucking-Barnes so you did not give a fuck because you absolutely adored the man.

Steve looked at you. "You do realize that he is the man who was accused of setting off the bomb that hurt you?" Steve's blood boiled when he thought about the man that had framed Bucky and hurt you. 

"I saw what happened when Bucky was in his cell. When he said those words and made Sergeant Barnes do what he did. I put two and two together and I'm 100% sure he didn't blow up the building. Besides, you're protecting him and I trust you."

"Hey, Cap!" Sam's voice rang out.

Steve looked reluctant to turn away from you, but he couldn't simply ignore Sam. Instead, he sighed and beckoned you to come with him when he entered the large room that Bucky was in. 

Your heart broke a little when you saw how Bucky sat, arm in a vice as a precaution in case the programming of the Winter Soldier hadn't worn off. You knew it was a reasonable safety measure but it was just another sad thing Bucky didn't deserve to happen to him. 

Sam stood beside him, just far enough out of his reach that in the event that he was still the same as he was before, he wouldn't be hurt. It was disheartening to see how he was kept at a distance from even the people who wanted to help him. 

Bucky looked between the three of you, eyes flickering to you before resting back on Steve.

"Steve." His voice was weak as he tried to sit up straighter.

Steve fixed a searching look on him. "Which Bucky am I talking to?"

"Your mom's name was Sarah..." he paused like he was searching for something within his scarred memory. "You used to wear newspapers in your shoes." A soft laugh escaping his throat as he recalled.

Steve's expression was equal parts relief and sadness, lips pulled slightly upward at knowing that his best friend was still there. "You can't read that in a museum."

You really wanted to enjoy the reconnection of the two super soldiers in front of you, but the pain in your head had been flaring on and off since the explosion and decided that, hey, now would be a good time to inflict some excruciating pain, causing you to scrunch up your face in pain. 

Sam looked between Steve and Bucky. "Just like that, we're suppose to be cool?"

Knowing he wasn't going to like the answer, Bucky asked, "What did I do?"

"Enough."

Bucky dropped his head, sighing. "Oh, God, I knew this would happen. Everything Hydra put inside me is still there. All he had to do was say those goddamn words."

"Who was he?"

"I don't know."

"People are dead. The bombing," Steve glanced at you, "-the setup. The doctor did all that just to get 10 minutes with you. I need you to do better than 'I don't know.'"

Bucky tried to think. "He wanted to know about Siberia. Where I was kept. He wanted to know exactly where."

"Why would he need to know that?"

"Because I'm not the only Winter Soldier."

~~

With the whole other-Winter-Soldiers-exist revelation and Bucky revealing to Steve and Sam all the dangerous capabilities of those individuals, you zoned out. You knew you should be listening, there might be something you had forgotten from the movies, but you couldn't focus on anything and you just wanted to sit down and rest. 

You excused yourself from the three of them, needing to go seat yourself. Unfortunately, you couldn't manage to find a comfortable position to lean against the wall because of the various bruises and burns (how wonderful) that were scattered across your body. You wanted to just lay face-down on a comfy bed, surrounded by pillows and blankets and some yummy snacks, but instead you had to settle for sitting crisscross on the concrete floor of some random abandoned warehouse, contemplating how absolutely horrible everything was going. 

Your phone rang, and on impulse you answered it. 

You opened your mouth, "-"

"(y/n)?? Where are you? What are you doing?" Natasha's worried voice came through clearly, and you panicked.

And what do panicked people do?

Well, apparently, they shriek and throw their phone at the floor when they remember that cell phones can be tracked. You stood up quickly, body protesting, and you lifted your leg to stomp on the remaining pieces of the device. 

"Oh, you dumb bitch," you berated, covering your face with your hands. "Dammit. Now she's going to be even more worried. And pissed. Fuck."

"(y/n), is everything okay?" Steve asked, joining you in your part of the warehouse. He noticed your distressed appearance, concerned. "What happened?"

"I forgot that phones could be tracked," you groaned, "and I answered a call from Nat. I'm sorry, but it probably isn't safe for you guys here anymore. Tony could've already tracked me down already." 

Why did you have to be such a fucking burden? All you wanted to do was help.

 Steve registered the risk, but couldn't help remembering Nat's words from only days before. 

"-oh, you remember (y/n), right? With how you've been treating her recently, I'm not sure that you even remember her. Especially when you showed exactly how little you cared about her well-being when we went to her place."

He did care about you. He had never intended on ignoring your pain. He could shamefully admit that he hadn't even noticed your distress. He didn't mean to be so oblivious, to hurt you, but Peggy had just passed and he could barely register anything other than the fact that he was becoming increasingly more alone. The only way he was able to keep himself from falling apart was by doing what he always had, and focusing on the people who needed him.

But he couldn't think about that loss, not now. Not when so much was happening. 

"Are you okay?"

You looked bewildered. "What? Am I- yeah, I'm fine. This isn't about me though. Well, I mean I caused this stupid problem, but you should really find a new place to stay. I don't know how safe this place anymore."

"She's right, Steve." Sam stood there. "We have to go."

He knew that the two of them were right, sadness enveloping him because the Avengers had fallen into this divided mess. He shouldn't have to worry about Tony, Bucky shouldn't have to go on the run for being falsely accused, and you didn't deserve to be made collateral damage because someone was mad at the Avengers. He abhorred the entire situation, knowing that even though the Avengers hadn't been able to save everyone, they had done everything they could to save as many people as possible. Everything was so undeniably wrong, the government was demanding that they give up everything, even their basic human rights, all because of fear. Ross wanted them to be his little attack dogs, not people, but weapons without a will, forced to fight for people with agendas. He agreed that the Avengers needed some oversight, that they needed to take accountability, but taking away their freedoms? They were no better than the bad guys doing that.

Which is why he knew he had to go after the man that had framed Bucky. He needed to prove his friend's innocence and find you a safe place to stay, and maybe- hopefully, find some way to salvage the team. 

And then of course, there was the very real threat of that man controlling the rest of the Winter Soldiers and tearing down governments, leaving behind irreparable ruins. That was the big fight. He couldn’t allow Bucky -or anyone- to be captured, not when such a big threat was looming. If they didn’t manage to stop the brainwashed assassins, countless innocent lives could be lost. It was no longer just about the rights of the Avengers as people, it was now about all the people who could die simply because one man had gained knowledge of something better left forgotten and buried.

~~

You were seated in the tiny car, half certain you were going to pass out if the car went over another bump and your back hit the seat again, but hey, at least you got to sit next to Bucky Barnes, right? Well, that was before Steve had dropped him and Sam off somewhere and told you that the two of you needed to go somewhere.

You looked out the windows as the world passed by, brows furrowing as you seemed to get into a busier area. Weren’t they going to meet with Sharon and everything? This place sure didn’t look like it did in the movie-

Your eyes widened as the building came into view.

“Why are we here? We shouldn’t be here.” You had the horrible feeling you knew what was about to happen. “Steve? Steve, we really shouldn’t be here.”

You winced as the car stopped, pulling into the large driveway in front of the hotel.

Steve could barely meet your eyes. “I’m sorry, (y/n). I know you want to help, but I heard what the doctor said about you. You can’t be with us. You’re hurt. It’s better…” his voice was apologetic but strong, “it’s better if you stay here, you’ll be safe with Natasha.”

”No,” you breathed out, “No, I can help. Let me help!”

Steve shook his head. “I can’t let you get caught in the crossfires of people angry with the Avengers. Not again. You don’t deserve to pay for our mistakes.”

”Who said I’m ‘paying for your mistakes’? It wasn’t your fucking fault that the bomb went off.” If anything, it was mine. I should’ve stopped it from happening.

Natasha exited the hotel, eyes full of relief when she saw you.

“I’m sorry, angel, but I can’t let you get hurt again.”

And he left with those words.