#im legit fucking screaming rn

[itsohh]

saw your reply on ao3 lmao

hhhhhholy shit, that's fucking fantastic cod has such short respawn timers too so that would be like almost instantly, they don't call him ghost for nothing

[wiressmiled]

phones are shut off , parents say it'll probably be three weeks at least before we get them back bc bills & money are so tight so uh ... yeah 🙃🙃🙃

[blogalreadydoesntexist]

realizing I have mother issues from roxanne fucking wolf was NOT on the 2023 bingo sheet!

[blackshadowswriter]

Totalllllly not jealous 😔

Ahhhh fellow F1/Lando fan! 😌✊ Awww I wish you could have been there too! It was so quick since there were so many people, and I was lucky af to be able to be in the front row (after an hour and a half of waiting when we weren't even sure he was coming out lol). The actual meeting him part was over in less than a minute, like he just signed and I got a selfie and then he had to move on but like he was RIGHT THERE in front of me, and I'm still trying to comprehend it. Like my shirt has been touched and signed by him, and now it's worth more than my life-

[mrsdulac]

having the worst day so of course I come home only to be locked out of my house

[tokuteasings]

Junya Komatsu has the effin audacity to wear a lace blouse as Muramasa, look good as a blond tattooed delinquent hooligan and NOW HE'S JUST IN EFFING TOWELS?? WHAT IS HE DOINGGG

Murdering every single one of us and making us fear for our lives

[lecliss]

Brooo Flay sucks sooo much. I was worried she was gonna be like Shirley but then she decided to be racist AND like Shirley. Get this bitch off that fucking ship. Just eject her ass.

[jakecockley]

- y las empanadas? -

✧ pairing: jake lockley x f!reader (main) , marc spector x reader , steven grant x reader

✧ summary: jake comes home tired after a long week of work as moon knight and his alters bickering on the way there. but he's heartfelt as soon as he sees his favorite food on the table... and most of all, you in one of his shirts.

✧ genre: fluff/suggestive

✧ warnings: inaccurate depictions of DID/sexual undertone/cursing/nothing hardcore, this is tame

✧ word count: 1.2k

✧ author's note: wooo ok, my third fic let's go. jake calling u spanish nicknames should be its own genre jiji also UM GUYS HELLO ??? THE 1K LIKES ON "your smile, you're everything" ?? IM SIJODFHERUG i am legit screaming guys u have no idea how that made me so happy !! i love y'all sm, ty for all the reblogs and likes, especially the comments :') aside from that, ty @marc-spectorr for the help on coming up with this prompt when i legit have no ideas rn. ur the best, ily !!

(also, hello ?? THE GIF ?? sir please-)

Jake had one hand on the steering wheel, eyes focused on the road as he quietly hummed to a song by Joan Sebastián, which eventually ended and another came on by Juanes.

He liked putting on songs while he drove, especially the ones currently playing. They reminded him of you.

Plus, it relaxed him and he needed a lot of relaxation after all the... well, things he had to do for Khonshu, but not just him of course, Marc, and... Steven, too, Jake supposed. Him and Marc just did most of the fighting and tracking down, and Steven handled the talking, at least, he tried to.

Speaking of the British man...

"Oi, when is it my turn to choose a song, bruv? You've been playing your own for the last 20 minutes. Bit unfair, innit?" Steven huffed, eyebrow arched, looking at Jake through the glass window of the cab.

His alter looked back at him with a groan, lowering the volume of the song, "Te quiero decir una cosa, hermano, your songs are just not as good as mine. Sad but honest truth, eh?" Jake replied playfully, shrugging his broad shoulders.

Marc simply rolled his eyes at the man driving. "Well, I do gotta agree with him, Steven. Your taste is... questionable."

"Oi! That's not true..." Steven mumbled, "(Name) listens to my songs, I consider that a win, mate," he confidently added, crossing his arms defensively.

"She listens to everything, buddy, hate to break it to you."

"Oh! Speaking of (Name), I can't wait for us to see her!" Steven exclaimed excitedly with a smile, turning over to Marc, his hands pressed to his heart cutely.

"It's difficult being away from her for so long, I missed her," he frowned.

Marc chuckled at Steven, who had lovesick puppy eyes. He always did whenever he spoke of you. "Yeah, believe me, me too."

Jake, on the other hand, simply gave a small smile at the two, saying nothing. He was also thinking of seeing you.

He didn't show it much when you weren't around, but he was just as in love with you like his alters. Even with the tiredness he somewhat felt, he still was excited to see you, especially your smile and the way your laugh sounded, like music to his ears. Coming home to you was the only thing he looked forward to.

❨

Eventually, he was home and parked his cab at the usual spot.

Jake grabbed his keys and opened the door to their apartment. As soon as he was in, he noticed the plate of empanadas on the small dinner table the four of you owned.

He smiled warmly at that.

It only grew more when he saw you in the kitchen, barely turning around to see him just as he was taking off his flat cap and hanging it on a coat hook that was by the door. He shrugged off his jacket and hung it as well.

Oh.

He noticed something, though. Were those one of his shirts that you were wearing? Yep, it was. The poor man could feel his pants tighten by the sight in front of him. He smoothed back his curly, ebony locks with a hand, eyes solely focusing on you.

Fuck, he was right. Coming home to you was the best thing.

You squealed his name, going over to him as fast as you could. Although it was super obvious it was Jake, you could always tell the difference between who was who without needing them to speak. All you needed was one look at their body language and bingo. You knew them too well.

"Hey amor," Jake laughed, your arms going around his neck before locking your lips with his, smiling into the kiss. Breaking it off, his lips brushed down to your neck, pressing them against your pulse point, feeling just how excited you were to see him. You pulled away from him with a giggle and gave him a cute smooch on the cheek playfully.

"How was everything?" He asked you, while his eyes roamed over your entire body, specifically admiring the way your legs looked. His large hands placed themselves on your waist, hugging the curves, then low on your hips. He felt the prominent line of your underwear, thumb skimming over it.

It was funny to him. You were in a simple ass shirt and still, you looked effortlessly hot.

You noticed his gaze, his touch, and felt a small shiver go down your spine. Even one year into dating, he never failed to make you feel this way. Damn him.

He smirked and before he could let you answer his question, he replaced it with another. “That my shirt, sweetheart?" His voice low and husky.

You looked up at him innocently and grinned. He would never get over the way your smile brightened up the room. He stared at you, not wanting to look away even for a second. His heart grew twice its size, if that was possible, anyways.

"Maayybe, is that a problem, Mr. Lockley?" You chuckled at him, grabbing his hands that were once on your hips and pulling him to the kitchen. You kept one hand interlocked while the other grabbed an empanada and brought it to his mouth, "This one's of pineapple. Made enough for the three of you. The strawberry vegan ones are in the fridge for Steven."

As Jake took a bite out of the dessert with a chortle, finding it adorable that you even made vegan ones for his alter, you continued speaking. Oh, did he hope you didn't hear his heart beat each second. You had cooked for them, a sweet gesture that he couldn't wrap around his head. For all three of them? Dios, he only loved you more for it.

And bonus, you were in his shirt.

"I think I outdid myself with the empanadas, no?" You smiled up at him, taking a bite as well.

You groaned at the sweet taste. "Oh no, I definitely did!" You looked back at the empanada in your hand, lips stretching up to a grin.

Jake watched you exclaim happily with triumph, to which he laughed in response, the sound deep and rich, "Yes, yes, you did. One of the best I've ever tasted."

Your face lit up in less than a second, "Really? Y-- whoa!" You suddenly found yourself sitting down at the kitchen counter, Jake's grip tight on your hips. Your legs tightened around his waist instinctively. His rough, callused hands roamed down your thighs before hooking themselves on the backs of your knees. He pulled you in further, making your breath hitch in your throat at the proximity. Faces so close, your nose brushed against his.

Jake gave a small smile, mischief dancing in those dark, half-lidded eyes of his.

Your hands settled on his shoulders. One of his own slowly trailed up your inner thigh, wandering underneath the fabric of your shirt, closer and closer to your aching core. You whimpered as his fingers toyed with the edge of your panties, sultry lips ghosting over the curve of your jawline, up to your ear. He chuckled softly.

"I think we can eat the empanadas later, mamita."

✧ translation: "te quiero decir una cosa, hermano" = "i want to tell you one thing, brother"

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[gravesbuckley]

okay, ya boy is crying the happiest tears rn CUZ ONE OF MY FAV QUEER CELEBS SUPPORTS MSPEC LESBIANS!! YKNOW WHY??? CUZ SHE IS ONE 😁😁😁😁 shes THE BEST nd so fucking unproblematic so sweet and funny and kind girlie can do nothing wrong like legit sobbing because this woman is the literal best human being ever She’s like one of my main reasons I still trust humans at all

Okay so here are the posts to show you what I mean and these are just some of them!!!

Im fucking sobbing cuz this means so fucking much to us as a system. She’s like our second fav actor and literally one of our few ties to humanity rn so this is really important to us and what she’s saying legit respect towards the queer community

A major actress is fighting back against toxic queer culture(esp lesbian culture) and standing by real historical queerness. IM LIVING FOR IT SO MUCH AND IM SO PROUD

btw please check out the stuff she’s been in, it’s all pretty awesome(esp Scream & Yellowjackets) and she’s an amazing actress.

Edit: I added alt text so you guys can read what she’s saying!! If you’d like outside alt text, please just ask

[hunterbunter3000]

Hi! I was the one who wrote the spy x assassin boyfriend Au idea! It made me so happy that you enjoyed my brain rot so much! I love your blog so much ✨

I had a few other random brain worms from Sweetheart and Boyfriend’s relationship in the AU that I wanted to share but I didn’t want to flood your ask box so much 😁

1. Boyfriend and Sweetheart have matching stabing scars from the fight that turned into a confession of love.

2. Boyfriend definitely activates Sweetheart’s cute aggression, that man has at-least one bite mark on him all times. Lowkey Sweetheart will bite him on sight without no words exchanged between the two 😂

3. Cuz I love Sweetheart as an agent of chaos, boyfriend is definitely 90% of Sweetheart’s impulse control. Everyone is shocked when Sweetheart’s Orange cat energy is dialed down when boyfriend is around. (Boyfriend loves Sweetheart’s chaos, he has that you-are-doing-great-sweetie energy ✨)

You don't understand how loud I'm screaming rn 😭 AND IDC IF YOU FLOOD MY ASK BOX DO IT AND IM SO HONORED THAT YOU LIKE MY MESS THANK YOU 🫂🫂❤️❤️

And Sweetheart being described as a cat is something I never thought I'd hear, yet here I am and I'm loving it McDonald's style

Number one is DEFINITELY gonna be in the fic. Like that's so sweet in a brutal way

AND NUMBER TWO IS TICKLING ME

Bf: Sweetheart?

Sweetheart: Hm?

Bf, smiling: What're you doing?

Sweetheart: Oh yknow just- biting.

Bf, chuckling: On my chest?

Sweetheart: Ey, these are man tits and you know it. Babies these big need to be marked!

And OMG with the no words exchanged, Sweets legit just latched onto his shoulder with her mouth and hung there💀💀 HE'S DOING CHORES AROUND THE HOUSE AND SHE'S LIKE A DAMN LEECH ON HIS SHOULDER LOL

And number fucking three cannot be wrong because what the hell

I feel like he's both- he's the calm and the storm💀

Sometimes he's just:

Bf: Sweetheart- SWEETHEART PUT THAT DOWN

Sweetheart, holding a grenade launcher: But I wanna use it!

Bf: N O

And then sometimes he's just:

Bf, with hearts in his eyes: You're doing great sweetie!!

Sweetheart, pulling out someone's eye: 😁👍

I'm so invested in these two man 💀 UGH WAIT I NEED TO NAME HIM AND WTF DOES HE LOOK LIKE

[guavagyu]

rainy day - k.mg

DJHGISUHDOGIYFUGIDOSIFZYGIYIDUHOSFZGIUDIZUHFODODUIFZYITUOSDCDTIUODSFIYGUDSFUOD I HAVE NO WORDS. THIS WAS REQUESTED AS USUAL...GRRRRRRR UR GONNA KILL ME /lh

not the majority of my works rn being abt mingyu 😵‍💫

wc: il y a les mots, plus précisément, 662 (there are words, specifically, 662) UGH THEY KEEP GETTING SHORTER IM SO SORRY

synopsis: on a casual rainy saturday afternoon, what better cure to your boredom than to play a game of whoever-cums-first-loses-whilst-cockwarming-your-boyfriend?

warnings/stuff: cockwarming (duh), smut (mdni! you've been warned!), unprotected sex (no. lets not), fem!reader, tall!reader (cuz someone here really likes it 👀), terms of endearment/nicknames (love, etc.), fluff, established relationship, non-idol!au, domestic shit <3, lemme know if there r any more!

"first one to cum loses, mk?" you said as you slowly sank down on his dick, the rain aggressively colliding with the many windows in your shared bedroom, branches of various plants brushing against them due to the audible wind,

"what happens if you lose?" mingyu softly whispered,

"dunno, nothing i guess," you lightly shrugged as you playfully clenched around him, making gyu whimper lightly as his dick twitched in your warm walls,

"are you sure? we can do something," he looked at you with soft eyes, making your heart flutter, his curly hair and pretty eyes, only making your heart swell even more,

"how about the first person to cum has to do whatever the other person says for the rest of the day?" he suggested,

"a tad unoriginal, but alright," you chuckled, smiling, lightly kissing his heavenly lips, unfortunately being broken a few seconds later when you say, "hmmm..tell me about your week," as thunder was heard in the distance,

"uh, o-ok. where do you want me to start?" he mumbled into your neck as you enveloped him with your arms,

"anywhere you'd like, love," placing affectionate pecks along his forehead and temples,

"um..ok. so basically on monday i was at the coffee shop down the road right? and like so i wanted to get some food cuz i was kinda hungry, and then this person walked up to me out of nowhere and quoted some random lovesong from the 70's and tried to ask me out on a date but then i told them that i had a girlfriend aka you and then so yeah. i showed them a picture of you and me together and they were really surprised that you weren't built like a twig next to me and that you were actually around my height and like then yeah…..and yeah. then on tuesday i was out buying groceries AND THIS CASHIER FLIRTED WITH ME TOO LIKE WHY AM I HOT LIKE?! WHY CANT PEOPLE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE IM LITERALLY GONNA START WALKING AROUND WITH GIANT SIGN TAPED TO MY FOREHEAD SAYING I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND I SWEAR. LIKE OH MY GOD IM LEGIT GONNA CRY ALL I WANTED WAS TO BUY SOME RAMEN AND SOME ASPARAGUS OR WHATEVER IN PEACE AND NOT BE BOMBARDED WITH AN ENDLESS TRAIL OF ADMIRERS LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE AND BE ABLE TO LIVE WITHOUT BEING DISTURBED AND TO JUST BE WITH YOU. AND THEN ON WEDNESDAY I SPILLED THE TTEOKBOKKI AND COOKIES THAT I MADE FOR YOU ALL OVER THE FLOOR SO I COULDNT ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING FOR YOU AND I WANTED TO JUST DO SOMETHING NICE FOR YOU. IM ACTUALLY ABOUT TO GO FERAL AT ANY MOMENT AND JUST LIKE START SCREAMING AND RUNNING AROUND LIKE A RABID DOG-"

"HOOOOOOOOOLD ON, IF YOU GO FERAL IM GONNA HAVE TO CALL PETA MINGYU, SO PLEASE DONT GO FERAL I LOVE YOU OK?" you quickly interrupted gyu with a non-grammatically correct but functional sentence nonetheless,

"fine," he pouted,

"alright continue," and as mingyu continued to ramble on about his horrible week, although you felt terrible for this sad puppy you were also extremely confused on how all of a sudden you felt his dick soften and his cum just sit there in your pussy,

"um, gyu?"

"HUH?? WHAT'S GOING ON?"

"how the fuck did you cum from talking about bad stuff that happened to you? is this some kink of yours that we haven't discussed yet?"

"how the f- oh.." mr kim of mingyu realized, "so..i lost.."

"yup,"

"so…what do you want me to do first?" gyu blushed,

"well, how about you eat me out and then we cuddle for the rest of the day?"

"hmm..ok!" mingyu smiled with his pretty canines and dived down in between your legs as the rain continued to fall against your windows, the wind and trees making the setting even more relaxing for your saturday chill.

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© guavagyu 2022. all rights reserved. plagiarization, reposting, translating, and/or rewriting ANY and ALL of my works is prohibited.

[jjkeverlast]

OK, I've done the research and consulted the council. Here are my findings.

I'm giving you a range because I cannot possibly choose and I'm grouping them by style because I have no sense of time rn.

In third place, we have blue and purple long hair. I'm not even a huuuuge enthusiast of the bright colours on him, but these hair colours just stuck in my brain for some reason. I think they complement his skin tone very nicely and bring out his beautiful golden tones in an unexpected way, even though I would say he's a neutral girly.

In second place, we have undercut JK with the long hair at the top. A classic, a beauty, a bit of both worlds. I have further thoughts on some ... practical options with this one that I will be keeping to myself🤐

Finally, in first place, we have the version of him permanently in my daydreams, short undercut JK!! The sharp sideburns, slight length at the top, clear view of the forehead (a thing I never thought I'd say before getting into kpop). The eyebrow piercing is adding points for sure. Yellow shirt look also should be a filter option on online dating - if you can pull that exact look, I want you.

Now, for some honourable mentions, I have to add @gimmethatagustd mint look (if mint JK and mint Yoongi showed up at my door, I would proceed to pass out)

The look from that run BTS episode when he's imitating Yoongi's dad for reasons...

And finally, this look specifically because this photo is my identity now. It's not just the hair on its own, it's how it works with the outfit and the pose (THE POSE). Very old school rocker with androgynous vibes, I love it.

That's the end of Lia's award show! Thank you everyone for coming, have a safe trip back, refreshments are available at the back.

HELLO???? THIS IS SUCH A FUCKING GOOD RESPONSE IM ACTUALLY SCREAMING. not only did you share your favorites but fucking ranking AND explaining too?? bye. lia i do not deserve you. you’re too much fun babe omf 😭😭

all right, let’s break it down together. i loved the length of his butter era hair cause i’m a sucker for long hair and sorry but that whole look had me on my knees. you’re so right about how it compliments him really well. idk he’s never had a haircut that has bugged me to be quite frank with you 😗

that undercut will always fucking hold me places i never thought a look would be able to. legit had me screaming when i saw these the first time sksjsjsjs and yes no babe you don’t need to finish that sentence, i know exactly what you mean. 🤭🤭

no cause short undercut jungkook with that eyebrow piercing was just so effortlessly hot which makes this whole look just… fucking mindblowing to me. i feeeeel you.

good god those honorable mentions are fucking gold. mint koo will always top it to me as well, something about that undercut with the mint hair? YUMMMMMM. and during ptd fuuuck meeeee 😩😩 also that look was so good idk that shirt on him? bye.

of course we cannot forget the most GENDER picture of our jungkookie who’s not only serving cunt for a whole ass century, but is androgynous as hell and showcasing it so well i passed out seeing it when it dropped. remains iconic as fucking always.

thank you for serving us with pictures for each era. you’re a queen for that baby.

THANK YOU FOR LETTING US PARTICIPATE IN LIA’S AWARD SHOW AHHHH SO MUCH FUNNN 😭😭🩷🩷

[tell me what’s your favorite jungkook era ;)]

[bluehwale]

SO I was like travelling in bus for my.classes nd im usually a person in public transport who is like quiet minds my own business nd doesnt talk to anyone cuz maybe either om too sleepy or using my phone nd yesterday in saw this guy on my bus he was wearing all black suit nd he had his ear pierced (cuz men over here dont like to pierce their ears cuz its feminine 💀) nd that guy was standing in front of me I was like observing him like I liked men black tuxedo okay cuz they look so good 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵😮‍💨😮‍💨nd I was thinking of completing his outfit nd I was like contemplating whether should I or should I not nd I was get so FUCKING anxious 😭😭 like me who has never complimented a stranger (not even a women is going nd complimenting a MAN ITS A BIG THNG ND IM LITERWLLY MY MIMD EAS SO BUSY DESPITE RUNNING ON 4HRS OF SLEEP) nd ykw im the end I ended up complimenting him nd before my stop I said ur outfit looks really good nd I like ur bag too nd he was literally smiling ear to ear so cite nd before he could say smth my stop came I was literally SCREAMING THE WHOLE WAY UNTIL I FOUND MY SENIOR 😭i jad to pull my my shit together nd talk to him ndi after I finished talking to him I was literally screaming nd sending voice notes to my frnd (hey sending voice notes r a BIG THING nd I never send voice texts unless I cant type.out my thoughts nd to arrange them properly im a text message nd I couldn't call the fuck.down I LEGIT WENT TO RESTROOM ND SCREAMEDDDDDD WELLL im becoming more loose like ND WJEM I COMPLIMENT ITS LIKE I DESCRIBE EVERY ASPECT OF IT ND TELL IT TO PPL ND IT ENDS UP WITH THEM BLUSHING ND I WAS Literally TRYIJG MY BEST NOT TO STUTTER 🥴🥴ND I ENDED UP GWTTING SHT AFTER GIVING THE COMPLIMENT 😭😭😭💀💀LIZ IT WAAS LIKE A ROLLER COASTER ND I TOLD ANT THIS TO 3 OTHER FRNDS ND THEY ALL HAD fucking diverse opinions like 😞😞😞imma cotinue it in the next ask 🥴🥴

olay so I told abt my adventure to 3other frnds one of then whom I told first thought I jad a crush on the gut like a fleeting crush who im never gonna see again (sue was genuinely.confused olay so o said I just liked how he dressed up nd yes black tum 💀🥴🥴im on my knees okay )

another frnd I told (she is the most logical one) she said guys get less compliments than girls nd u just made his day nd said when u get dressed up nd someone acknowledges it u are jiet over the moon nd she was also proud of me for implementing a stranger cuz it takes alot of courage

thw last.frnd I told she said u go on doing this nd make.every guy fall for.u 😭 im like im an over exaggerator who compliments in a very descriptive way nd I cant change it cuz it what it is nd imo descriptive compliments >>>>one line compliments (idk why I prefer it )

anw liz have a good day taake care of urself.ilyyy (2/2)

MISS DIORWOO!!!! IM ALWAYS THE HAPPIEST GIRL WHENEVER I HEAR FROM U <33 (my response is under the cut, u better bUCKLE UP !!)

HI HELLO SORRY IM??? ON THE FLOOR??? ALL BLACK SUIT WITH HIS EARS PIERCED???? PHEW 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 U BETTER SIGN ME UP BCS I ALSO LIKE MEN IN BLACK TUXEDOS rawr (also i’d probably simp for u if i ever see u in a bus BCS U GIVE OFF THE MYSTERIOUS QUIET VIBES😵‍💫sorry oops off topic!! ANYWAYS) SMNDNDNDNS RUNNING ON 4 HOURS OF SLEEP BUT U STILL HAVE UR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT MHM I KNOW THATS RIGHT !!!!

ANNDNDB. FBDBDBSBSJJSJSS KYAAAAAAAAWQAAASSS WHEN U COMPLIMENTRD HIM OMGG FNDNDHDJ 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 HIM SMILING EAR TO EAR !!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 HELLO THIS IS LIKE THE START OF A ROMANCE MOVIE ?????? A SCENE OF THIS (ghibli style) IS LITERALLY PLAYING IN MY HEAD RN I CAN SEE THE VISION OMG AND 😭😭😭 STOPPPPP HE DIDNT GET TO SAY ANTUTHING BEFORE U GOT OFF UR STOP OMGMDNDHDHD IM SO UGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH THIS WOULD BE A HOLLYWOOD HIT ISTG 😭😭 also

u: *internally screaming and dy1ng* 🧍‍♀️

ur senior: 😃👋 (HE WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHAT U JUST WENT THRU!!!!!)

ALSO URE RIGHT VOICE NOTES ARE A BIG THING!!! JSNSJSJJSHS I WOULD ALSO DO THAT IF I WERE U BCS MY HANDS WOULD BE SHAKING AND I WOULDNT BE ABLE TO TYPE 😭😭😭 (im hoping no janitors were traumatized in that toilet </3) ALSO YEAH UR COMPLIMENTS ARE SERIOUSLY THE BEST ITS PEAK BCS I BLUSH BEHIND MY SCREEN ALL THE DAMN TIME !!! JWBDJSJSJ

A FLEETING CRUSH WHO U WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN???? PLS DONT BREAK MY HEART NOOOO 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔😞😞😞😞😞 (im gonna manifest that u’ll meet him again soon I HAVE MY PRAYER CIRCLE READY !!!!! 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️) honestly,,,,, so relatable i too would get on my knees for any man who dresses well and esp in black (the bar is so low its IN HELL)

NAH BCS IM GONNA GO WITH UR LAST FRIEND BCS IM PRETTY SURE HE FELL IN LOVE WITH U !!!!!! WHEN U COMPLIMENTRD HIM AND UR GAZE MET HIS, THATS WHEN HE KNOWS !!! ITS U !!!! U’RE THE ONE HES BEEN LOOKING FOR (sorry im obv over the mOON THIS IS TOO CUTE) but yeah im also so 🥺🥺proud🥺🥺 of u for complimenting a stranger bcs that takes balls that i dont hv I MEAN IVE NEVER ATTEMPTED TO DO IT BUT IK I WOULD GET 😨😨😨 *sweats* 😨😨😨 AND “hi i just wanna say that i rlly like ur outfi- well would u looK at that cat over there!! aHaHahah” WOULD PROBABLY COME OUT OF MY MOUTH INSTEAD SNBDDNNSNS (i hv 0 rizz) but anyWAYS IT PROBABLY MADE HIS WHOLE DAY AND I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT YOU’VE BECOME “THE GIRL IN THE BUS” TO ALL HIS FRIENDS BCS HE WOULD FOR SURE TELL EVERYONE THAT HE GOT A COMPLIMENT FROM U </333333 (im suffering thats so cute) U’RE IMMORTALIZED IN HIS HEAD AND IN HIS STORIES !!!!!

i loVE the way u give compliments u’re literally the sweetest and i know hE thinks that too </3 im hoping for another adventure of u meeting that guy OR ANYONE ELSE IN PARTICULAR REALLY BCS EEEEEK THIS MADE MY WHOLE DAY I LOVED THIS SM SNSBDBDNSBNSS 😭😭😭😭

thanku sm for sharing this adventure of urs !!! 🥺🥺🥺 i missed u and i love u and i hope u have a great day as well !!! take care always <333

p.s. I NEED UPDATES IF U EVER SOMEHOW MEET THIS GUY AGAIN👹👹👹👹 UNIVERSE !!!! DO UR THING !!! 👹👹👹👹

hashtag my current mood:

[oliviaischillin1204]

OK OK THIS IS GONNAN SOHND REALLY REALLY STUPID BUT I GOT NOTFICATION THAY YOU REBLOGGED ONE OF MY POSTS

AND LIKE AJBDHWJZJQ I AM SO FUCKIN HONORED CAUSE YOU ARE LIKE ONE OF THISE BIG FAMOUD TK FIC WRITERS AND JUSG LIKE IVE READ YOUR FICS FOR A LONF TOME AND JUST

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR REBLOGGING ONE OF POSTS LIKE IM JUST SHOCKED BHT LIKE HONORED JUST JAJSJSNNSNSNWNA YOU CAN IGNORE THIS IF YA WANT I JUDT AHHHH IM SCREAMING-

DUDE I LOVE U!!!!! SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!

i have a few other posts of urs in my drafts rn, i've been meaning to reblog/queue them but i keep getting distracted oof

no but this message was really really fucking nice jin thank you 🥹 i will legit never get over ppl saying they've read and liked my work, it means.. so much to me.

this blog is deadass one of the things i'm most proud of, period. i have So many more fic ideas i would love to share and esp. now that i'm using my queue/actively checking the tags every few days, i really hope to get more into the tfb again 🥹

[mrpenguinpants]

GOT ME DOING CARTWHEELS AHAHAHJHS ITS OKAY KEEP GOING

"I COULD BULLDOZER THROUGH SUMERU RN WITH HOW HARD MY DICK IS RN" - quotes from me as I explode in my chair.

HE'S SUCH AN EDGY BOY WHEN HE LOOKS OVER HIS SHOULDER LIKE GOD THAT'S MY WEAK SPOT WHO THE FUCK IS HEIZOU ANYMORE I ONLY SEE ALHAITHAM AHHHH THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE PEAK OF MY LIFE RN. PLEASE ALHAITHAM I AM ON MY HANDS AND KNEES BEGGING YOU PLEASE, COME HOMEEEEE.

GOD I LOVE THE BANTER AND HFDAKFA I WAS JUST TELLING MY FRIEND BUT I LOVE KAVEH SO MUCH BECAUSE BRO HASN'T EVEN TALKED TO THE TRAVELLER, ALL WE'VE SEEN IS HIS INTERACTIONS WITH ALHAITHAM AND LIKE YES PLEASEEEE THAT'S WHAT I NEED MORE OF. GOD I LOVE THEIR DYNAMIC AND ASHHHHHH I LOVE THE SUMERU BOYS AND FUCKING GODDDD LIKE THE CLOSEST WE GET TO THIS KIND OF FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE WHAT THROUGH VOICELINES. ITS SOOO FUCKING REFRESHING JUST TO SEE THESE BROS BEING BROS

LEGIT SCREAMING WHEN I HEARD THE FIRST 2 SECONDS LIKE HOL UP I KNOW THAT VOICE. AND THEN WE SEE KAVEH AND TIGHNARI AND CYNO AND FGSDIGJSI I LOVEEEE THEIR ANIMATIONS. I LOVE HOW THEYRE SHITTING ON THE FEEBLE SCHLOAR JOKE" AND FUCK HANG ON MY NOSE IS RUNNING IM A MESS RN. I LOVE HOW KAVEH LAUGHS LIKE FJHDAIFA AHHHHH

[ashmp3]

okay reasonings, sorry it's long:

scoups - i feel that the main conflict here would be power/vulnerability from all parties involved jeonghan - i think it’d be an experience ultimately but not one i want to have…. i feel like i’d walk away from it being like “okay what the fuck was that…” like it wouldn’t be bad but i wouldn’t wanna do it again you know joshua: i feel like he’s very skilled at what he does but i feel like it’d all be a lil too performative… if that makes sense jun: similar to jeonghan but i straight up don’t wanna do it in the first place… wouldn’t wanna try… he’d be too nice hoshi: one of those situations where it’d be just to satisfy curiosity but if it was to happen it’d be one of those situations where it ends with “huh. not for me!” but that’d also be very clear from the get go so i don’t think it would happen in the first place wonwoo: HAS POTENTIAL but i think the issue here would be control…. i feel like i’d end up in a role i don’t /want/ to play woozi: absolute wild card. no idea. it’d either be great or absolutely NOT my thing and tbh idk if i wanna risk that dk: i feel like he is very skilled but knows it and is a bit selfish subsequently mingyu: we are too alike… wouldn’t work. minghao: i feel like he’s just a bit to the side of what i like… like could it work, hmmm maybe, but i think there’d be some deal breaker for the both of us seungkwan: i feel like…. it’d be one of those things where we’d both have to be absolutely plastered for the subject to even be brought up. and then neither of us would even want it to happen. vernon: just no…… that is my friend vernon… wouldn’t wanna cross that bridge. also he’s kinda like a mix of my answers for seungkwan and hoshi. dino: could it work sure but he’d piss me off at some point and i’d end up in a self imposed role that again i don’t like to play

(also i did get your ask i'm just taking my time with answering)

first of all dont apologize i welcome long ass asks in fact i encourage them. Second of all dont dont mind ME writing u a long answer: coups - agree with u ur both leo suns with cap moons like .... and leo and libra heavy chart wheew i think he would get on ur nerves with all due respect to coupsy. jeonghan - no comment well i agree with everything u said except i want to experience it. Told u about his natal chart twin like all u said could go for him too so i get it. I welcome chaos so i cant relate to you sorry.... joshua - makes sense to me very much i agree. cap heavy its just like a performance and he doesnt slack off lmfao jun - agree thats just jun to me hoshi - u would probably be fun and flirty and thats where it ends idk i believe in ur gemini venus but ultimately thats a pass wonwoo - LMFAO Grace i feel like im learning alot about you rn woozi - him and I share venus and mars thats a smash to me personally.... but agree with u. im just easy dokyeom - u are onto something aqua stellium just screams that to me too mingyu - smash sorry . i think HE is a bit selfish tho tries not to be but he slips up minghao - fair enough seungkwan - beautiful scenario 10/10 vernon - AGREEE thats my friend vernon too like thats legit vernon dino - again learning so much... i think hes fun :D