#im messed up haha

[eldritchwhispersofficial]

It's just wishful thinking and logically I know it wouldn't be good at ALL (TW: romanticizing death) but GOD it sounds so nice

just thought I would let you know I am uh what's the fucking word

not genocidal because genocide is targeting specific groups of people OMNICIDAL. I want EVERYONE to die. I love you guys but it would be SO much better for the Earth if every last human being on it died Think about it no more destroying the rainforests no more hunting species to extinction no more dumping tons of plastic and metal and textiles into the ocean and third world countries every year no more polluting the air with massive amounts of CO2 Really. No more depression. No more anxiety. No more queerphobia. No more ableism. No more racism. No more fatphobia. No more impossible beauty standards. No more hunger. No more crime. No more war. No more suffering. No more comparing yourself to other people. You don't have to worry about what other people think about you because there are NO MORE OTHER PEOPLE- and there is NO MORE YOU. You don't have to worry or care about a single thing. Just close your eyes. And dream. Forever. No more fretting. The Earth will take care of itself. It took care of itself for thousands of years before us. It will take care of itself once we're gone. It will take care of itself better than we took care of it.

Doesn't that sound nice?

[shaadowmilkcookie]

One of Shadow Milk’s many prop replicas of himself, left behind. Even though the eyes are forever staring straight into the distance… Oddly enough, you still feel like you’re being watched.

But surely, though, it won’t hurt to take it home and touch up the colours, right? :)

[pocketramblr]

What about an AU where Yoichi and AFO's quirks are swapped?

1- Yoichi, tiny little twin he is, starved, is so hungry that the second he's born, he clings and tries for food as the twins are raised to suckle- instead, he pulls the spike quirk into his body, and chokes on it. the spikes pierce the nursing new mother, and that with the injury of childbirth means this will be the first and last time the twins have milk.

2- The spikes poke AfO's hands when he grabs the baby, but Yochi's too tired and worn out to hurt him as much. Later, he'll learn to keep from hurting his brother, even as AfO ignores it, carrying Yoichi around like a weapon. Throw spiky brother at prey/intruders/attackers, then collect him when he's done. Yoichi is an attack dog- part pet, part tool. Except he's not good at following orders, his first words being "stop" and "no", so AfO just kinda shoves him where he wants him. Still, Yoichi doesn't leave.

3- As Yoichi is AfO's weapon, he is not left in different shelters while AfO goes out alone- he's never given the opportunity for privacy, or reading comics. Still, AfO finds out that Yoichi does not like *anyone* attacking others, not just him- he'll yell at strange grown ups to stop too, just like he does AfO. AfO wishes he would just attack first and stop trying to use words or tears that don't work- but then Yoichi takes another power and makes the attacker run away, and well... yeah, he can allow that.

4- When Yoichi falls ill, he cannot go out to fight or steal powers. AfO tries to tell him to anyway, and Yoichi gets annoyed and tells him to 'do it himself if he wants to badly enough', shoving the spike quirk into him- passing on a quirk for the first time. AfO is delighted, and tries to shake out more quirks, but Yoichi passed out from the effort, and refuses to when he wakes up- he even tries to take the spike quirk back, but finds that he can't. AfO gets more demanding, trying anything for more, bargaining, then threatening. Yoichi can't fight back without seriously hurting him, and he doesn't want to- so he finally shoves a bunch of quirks into his older brother and runs while he adjusts to the feeling.

5- AfO becomes a multi powered fiend, feared, while Yoichi vanishes, laying low and staying on the move, taking quirks from those who misuse them- when he thinks the word won't get back to his brother who still hunts him. One day, Yoichi's hideout is broken into by two vigilantes who want him to neutralize AfO. Yoichi explains he can't, his power can't take any back from his twin, and he tried. After some conferring, the two take Yoichi back to their group to figure out how he can be used to help, in exchange for safe keeping and food. A year later, the gambit seems to have worked- Kudo and his second-in-command stumble back to the base, the rest of the multi-quirk soldiers dead in the successful attempt to kill AfO. But that's when they realize the stress of multiple quirks in one brain, and Yoichi tries to take all their powers back to heal them. It doesn't work. The attack was their entire plan- the whole base is empty now, and everyone who left dead. Just Yoichi, and the youngest recruit Hikage who stayed behind as an alarm/guard, remain. Finally truly broken, Yoichi goes to Hikage and passes on every quirk, including the all-for-one quirk, then dies. Hikage flees into the woods. (Unbeknownst to him, so does Yoichi's brother's successor, Gigantomachia.)

[bakingcakeroll]

What is your ABSOLUTE UTMOST opinion on Sprout?

" ..Uh. I-- aha.. " " god.. okay.. um.. " " Where do I start.. Sprout's been the person I've been looking forward to see every single day of my life, ever since we've met.. um.. In all honest, I.. REALLY. Love him, in the way you anons think. He's really nice to me, basically never gets mad at me, um.. kind of overprotective, but I don't mind.. He's teased me a lot. " " Uh.. Don't tell Sprout?-- "

1/5

[crushedsweets]

creeped timelines

hopefully this is readable once i post UODATE(;Itsnot ITS NOT READABLE 💔

[enginator2000]

fleetfinite posting hours, look at my goobers

[kolawy]

@draagu !! little birthday gift! monk is sharing their crafting brainrot with survi!!

its not really birthday themed, srry. i just wanted to draw a gift haha.

i love ur monk they are so cute!!.

also aaaa every time i pick a color from ur ref and do a pen stroke i just. get flabbergasted. HOW ARE YOUR COLORS SO PRETTY WUHH? IM SERIOUS IM NOT SUGARCOATING!.!

[wisdomme]

I'm obsessed with bedwetters wetting the bed on purpose atm. How would you feel if you thought you could get away with waking up and relieving your bladder right next to me, thinking I was asleep but I growl out "are you peeing my bed awake?!" and force you on your back with your legs open

If you're with me this far, what about when I tell you to finish what you started, the mess is already been made so go ahead and finish peeing while I hover over you holding your knees apart

[miraclemioart]

[athina-blaine]

i love sincerely love working with dungeon meshi's magic system and the way mana sickness is depicted, like it has the breadth and scope for some truly powerful and wacky fun shit, but you can also easily bring down the hammer when you want to put the characters in difficult situations they can't get out of without a little creativity. i found when writing for baldur's gate 3 that, unless i was in a modified setting, i was hard-pressed thinking up fun ways for characters to solve their problems without just using magic, especially for the small things. i mean, what fun is throwing a character into a river and needing to warm them up when you can just cast prestidigitation?? it's one of the first things a novice can learn and also it's a cantrip, it literally costs nothing!

[sqlmn]

Unfortunately for everyone involved, Brent doesn't understand the concept of being bought a joke, like, why would someone SPEND MONEY on a joke? Since Karen's his friend and bought him a shirt, he's like. Legally obligated to wear it at least once... ? Probably?

So while he suffers over the idea of wearing it and not wanting to wear it at work he eventually would wear it and Karen would suffer the fact she needs to actually not try to joke too much in a teasing way if it's gonna be Treated Seriously. Right suffering from being gay because oh, Brent looks nice in color. (Chris would find out about it at work that he missed Brent in color and just stares at Karen because she is an absolute menace how did she manage that.)

[autoexorcism]

for all those mf’s that told me i would never be happy… you were absolutely right

[tariah23]

How do you have kids and don’t make them do chores. I’ll never get it, man. They grow up to be one of those ppl who’s never washed a single dish before and are usually dirty and of privilege mind. Parents essentially sending their usually annoying kids out into the world to be an even further nuisance just because they don’t know how to do simple, everyday chores when they are fully capable of doing so and are able bodied.

[sankttealeaf]

*making you think about good dad gortash* 🪄🪄 (happy ending au maybe?? please?? pleASE?)

i guesssss i'll think about good dad gortash... if you insist...

you know those matching outfits for parents & children? i think he'd have a set for his kids. matching banite outfits. a little version of his coat for them. dresses them up in finery and shows them off to the public like a proud parent

indulges them in their interests (unlike his own parents). oh, theyre showing interest in music? fetch every instrument faerun has to offer. they like the arts? theatre trips every tenday, lessons with the finest of artists! anything for his darling child/children

reads them bedtime stories. will never admit that he does the silly voices but he does. a servant overhears him one night and was killed so the secret wouldnt get out

he'd be very protective over them i think. i mean, theres something kind of fucked up about seeing a being so small and helpless and knowing that when he was like that people were treating him awfully (its like when u see photos of your younger self and go "wow. awful things happened to me when i looked like that? how could anyone do that?"). he feels that tenfold looking at his kid. and id think he'd try and be a good dad out of spite, too. im not projecting i promise!!!!

[missazura]

the way i feel so much peaceful without bill around

[calkale]

screaming crying sobbing throwing up